General Practitioners v Fell Walkers

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello and welcome to Only Connect,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25the show that's always extremely difficult.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28In fact, it might storm out in a huff at any moment.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31But let's hope it doesn't because I'm joined by two new teams

0:00:31 > 0:00:34who've been through a rigorous selection process to get here.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37We present them with a long, muddy, gruelling assault course

0:00:37 > 0:00:41and the ones who ignore it and go back inside with a book have passed!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Many teams don't pass, of course. They're outside the studio now

0:00:44 > 0:00:46frantically pulling at a door marked push.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49But let's meet the teams who are trying to avoid the door marked exit.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52On my right, Jo Durrant,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54a graduate of Nottingham Medical School

0:00:54 > 0:00:57who enjoys quilting and once pulled a pint for Terry Waite.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Chris David, an amateur tennis player

0:01:00 > 0:01:03with an interest in typography and European board games.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And their captain, Mike Crowe,

0:01:05 > 0:01:09a Barnsley FC supporter who once won a photography competition

0:01:09 > 0:01:11for his picture of a rotting apple.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16United by their love of the common cold, they are the General Practitioners.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19That's a relief, to know that we've got doctors in the house. What are your team's ailments?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Well, we all have high blood pressure and sweaty palms at the moment,

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- but we hope it'll pass in the next half hour.- Excellent.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Do you have weak points in your general knowledge?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Struggling on the arts and literature side of things, I think,

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- and maybe a bit of ancient history. - OK.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Well, that's some categories that are almost guaranteed to come up. - Absolutely.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41You'll be facing tonight, on my left, Jim Taylor,

0:01:41 > 0:01:45a history graduate who now works as a solutions engineer for a logistics company

0:01:45 > 0:01:48and has played a pantomime dame on seven occasions.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Craig Almond, a law graduate with a passion for crime fiction

0:01:52 > 0:01:54who used to work as a caterer in a youth hostel.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56And their captain, Mike Amberry,

0:01:56 > 0:02:00a civil servant with a degree in medieval and Renaissance studies

0:02:00 > 0:02:02who's learning to play the hurdy gurdy.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05United by a passion for exploring the Lake District,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07they are the Fell Walkers.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Those are some interesting talents. How do you think they'll help here?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I think as long as all of the questions are about obscure ancient history

0:02:14 > 0:02:17or pantomime, we should be OK.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20So your team does like ancient history. What are your weak points?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24There are very many. Probably music mainly or...

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- I think we've got most things covered, though.- Music is something

0:02:27 > 0:02:31that is guaranteed to come up.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Now, earlier on, I mentioned the exit door. It was a trick!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36There is no exit door. Under our new system,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39teams have to lose two games to go home,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42so tonight's losers could still go on to win and then lose,

0:02:42 > 0:02:46while the winners could go on to win or to lose and then win.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Or win and then win, of course. Or lose and then lose.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Got it? Me, neither!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Now, GPs, you won the toss. You'll be going first.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57In round one, I just want to know what is the connection

0:02:57 > 0:02:59between four apparently random clues?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03What are the clues? It's your choice. Which hieroglyph appeals?

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Twisted flax, please. - Kicking off with the twisted flax!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Interesting choice.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13What's the connection between these four clues? Here's the first.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Injun Joe's body. Next, please.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Roquefort cheese.- Things that smell?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Could be.- Yeah.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Rotting in a cave?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29They mature in a cave?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Shall we go for it? - Go for the next one.- Next, please.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- Yeah, found in a cave. - Yeah, go for it.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38BELL Caves.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41You could've gambled after two clues. They are found in caves.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Last one would've been a Troglodyte. What's Injun Joe's body?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48It was discovered there.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52- In a cave. He died. - In a book. Do you know which book?

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Huckleberry Finn?- Close. The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Ah, yes. - And what about the Roquefort?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Do you, as doctors, recommend eating things found in caves?

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- At least three times a day, I think. - Three times a day, yes.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09That French cheese is aged in limestone caves.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Delicious. So well done, coming in after three clues,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14you get two points.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Over to you, Fell Walkers, to pick a question.- Two reeds, please.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Two reeds. The music question! You were hoping music would come up

0:04:21 > 0:04:23and almost immediately your dreams have come true.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30# A friend in need's a friend indeed

0:04:30 > 0:04:33# A friend who'll tease is better

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Placebo. Next.- Next, please.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38# Dancing

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- # With tears in my eyes - Don't know this one.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Letters, is it?- Don't know.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Do you want to try the next one? - Next, please.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# We skip the light fandango

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Procol Harum, Whiter Shade Of Pale.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- OK.- What was the first one?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Go for the fourth one.- Next, please.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01- # Down, down, deeper and down - Status Quo.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04# Down, down, deeper and down

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Three seconds.- Are they all... - BELL

0:05:06 > 0:05:08They all have Latin names.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Wow! I thought you were miles away, but I'll accept that answer.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14They're band names derived from Latin.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Not perfect Latin. Placebo we heard first.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ultravox was the next one.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23It would be two words if it was in Latin. Do you have translations?

0:05:24 > 0:05:29Status Quo is sort of maintaining how things are now.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Literally, the state in which is the translation.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- I don't know the others. - Procol Harum,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37they spell it a bit wrong,

0:05:37 > 0:05:40but Procol Harum would be the Latin for beyond these things. Ultravox,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43with a lot of voice.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Placebo. Doctors, you must know what placebo means.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Yes, it's a fake pill that convinces people...

0:05:50 > 0:05:53- You treat it with a fake pill. - That's right.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57From the Latin I will please. A placebo, something pleasing.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00How much of the time do you give patients little green Smarties?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- That would be telling.- Yeah.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Fair enough. Your turn to choose a question.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- GPs, which hieroglyph do you fancy now?- Horned viper, please.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13The horned viper. What is the connection between these clues?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Here's the first.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Heroes and Villains. Beach Boys song. - Is it?- Yeah.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Next one, please.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23King of Kippax. Oh, that's...

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Erm... That's to do with, erm...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- Shall we go next?- Next, please.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33There's Only One F in Fulham.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Are they all songs? Are they all football songs?

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Only One F in Fulham. - Oh.- Next, please.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Songs sung by football supporters? - We'll have to say that.- Yeah.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50BELL Songs sung by football fans.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Not the answer, I'm afraid. I can tell from your gloomy face

0:06:53 > 0:06:56you don't think it is. A possible bonus chance for the Fell Walkers.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Are they football fanzines? - That is what they are, fanzines.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Heroes and Villains, Aston Villa. That's a pun.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- King of the Kippax, what's that? - Man City?- That's right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Their old stand, the Kippax stand. The next one is obviously Fulham.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- United We Stand?- Man United? - Manchester United.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Very well done for the bonus point. Football fanzines.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- And it's now your turn to pick a question.- Water, please.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Water. What's the connection? Here's the first clue.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- No idea.- Next, please.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Encourage?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Something to do with the letters?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Er... Maybe. I don't see...

0:07:39 > 0:07:42F is four.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46FED.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Encourage. ENC.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50U, R...

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Do you want to get the next one? - U, R, G, E.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Next, please.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- I really don't know.- Two seconds. - BELL

0:08:02 > 0:08:08- What's your answer? - They're all words for trying hard.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Ooh, no, they're not. I mean, the first clue isn't.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16So I'm going to show the fourth clue to the GPs.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Chance of a bonus point. - They... You've got the M and the E.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- You need to give me an answer. - Yep. You say.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27So, erm, they are... The longer words,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30there's a shorter word with the same meaning inside them

0:08:30 > 0:08:34using the letters of those numbers, if you see what I mean.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I see exactly what you mean because I know this is our question editor

0:08:37 > 0:08:39at his evil best. I thought you had it.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42The numbers indicate particular letters.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46So the fourth, eighth and ninth letters of surfeited spell fed.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Fifth, sixth, eighth and ninth in encourage spell urge.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Tries in strives and me in myself.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Synonyms for those words are hidden within

0:08:55 > 0:08:58using that code.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Very well unpicked.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03So you get the bonus point and the chance to choose a question.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- Lion, please.- Lion. OK. What is the connection. Here's the first clue.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- I don't recognise the name. - Next, please.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Right, next, please.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Ellis Peters.- Erm...

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Nothing in the name, is there? - Let's go last.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29They sound like they could be pseudonyms.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- I think next one.- Next, please.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- George Eliot. They're all women. - Women who wrote under men's names.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Yeah.- Let's go for that.- Yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41BELL

0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Women who've written under men's names.- That's what it is.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48They're male pen names for female writers. Do you know the real names?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Mary Anne Evans.- That's George Eliot.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Don't know any of the others. Ellis... No, Bronte.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Ellis Peters wouldn't be Bronte.- No.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00That's the Cadfael stories. Edith Pargeter was her name.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05Isak Dinesen, Karen Blixen or Karen von Blixen, the Danish writer.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08And James Tiptree Jr was the name used by Alice Sheldon,

0:10:08 > 0:10:12the American sci-fi writer. But you found the connection. Well done.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Back to the Fell Walkers for the last question, the Eye of Horus.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18I have a feeling these are going to be picture clues,

0:10:18 > 0:10:21but I still want to know the connection. Here's the first clue.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Oh, that's Baby Jake from CBeebies. - OK.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Next, please.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- That's Alan Davies as... - Jonathan Creek.- ..Jonathan Creek.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- OK.- Go next?- Next, please.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- It's a mouse. - It's a mouse with clogs on.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- A little mouse with clogs on. - Keep going?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50No, no, it's, erm, people that live in windmills.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Yeah, yeah.- Ah.- It is, yeah.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- BELL - People who live in windmills.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57The last clue would've been Windy Miller.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00They are all people who live in windmills.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03You recognised Baby Jake, that's a CBBC character.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- And the second one, who's that? - That's Jonathan Creek.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Jonathan Creek lived in a windmill. The little mouse

0:11:09 > 0:11:11and Windy Miller you didn't need. Very well done.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16Coming in early, you get two points. At the end of round one, then,

0:11:16 > 0:11:21the GPs have got four points, the Fell Walkers also have four points.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Round two is about sequences. There are still four clues

0:11:26 > 0:11:31but the teams may see only three of them at the most cos I want to know what comes fourth.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34GPs, you'll be going first again. Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- We'd like water, please. - Water, all right.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Puppet.- Yep. Next, please.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Is it a song?- A puppet, a pauper,

0:11:48 > 0:11:52a pirate... That's Life. # That's life

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- A puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a... - I don't know.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- A puppet, a pauper... - Do you want to get the next one?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- Do you want the next one? - BELL

0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Oh, no!- And what's your answer?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Pirate.- I'm afraid that's not the answer,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12so I'm going to show the third in the sequence to the Fell Walkers.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Prince.- That's not it, either.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20If you'd had more time, GPs, and not buzzed in early,

0:12:20 > 0:12:22- do you think you'd have got it? - Is it poet?- It is poet!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24From, as I think you know, the song That's Life.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a...

0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Pawn and a king.- A pawn and a king. - Ohh!

0:12:29 > 0:12:34- So close.- Got myself confused. - But I'm afraid not.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Over to you, Fell Walkers, to pick a question.- Twisted flax, please.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39The twisted flax. How twisted will it be?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42What's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Weather warning systems.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Yellow... Go next and find out.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- I think it's weather warnings. - Next, please.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Yeah. So it's, erm... Oh, is it amber, be prepared.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Red severe weather? Something like that.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06- I can't remember. - Shall we do severe conditions?- Yeah.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09- It matches with the other one.- Yeah. - Let's try it.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- BELL - Red, severe conditions.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17I'm feeling kindly because this is a heat,

0:13:17 > 0:13:19so I'm going to let you have another go.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Red, severe weather?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25That's just not it. I'm going to have to show the third clue

0:13:25 > 0:13:27to the GPs.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Life-threatening conditions?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Danger to life. Red, danger to life. - That's not it, either.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35You're making the same mistake. It is to do with weather conditions,

0:13:35 > 0:13:39but if you look, it's specifically advising people what to do.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41So it would be red, take action. It is a severe weather warning,

0:13:41 > 0:13:45but it's specifically to tell people you must do something here.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48So no points and no bonus points.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- But back to the GPs to pick a question.- Two reeds, please.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Two reeds. What is the fourth in this sequence?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Here's the first.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Red and green ring. Next, please.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Black and white sectors.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09- I still can't see the obvious progression. Next one?- Next, please.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Green ring.- Green ring.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Is it to do with a signal of some sort

0:14:16 > 0:14:18or some kind of map?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21The television thing with the black and white things in the corner?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- Could be.- I don't know. - What's the sequence, though?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26No idea. Erm...

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Red ring.- Say red ring.- Say gold.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36BELL Red ring?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Well, now, I'm going to give you another go, as well.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Anything?- No? All right, that's too long.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I think I was harsh on the others. I'll throw it over for a bonus.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Black and white sectors? - Well, now, that's not it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- What are you thinking?- A dartboard. - It is a dartboard. Coming inwards.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00After the green ring, the outside of the bullseye, a red circle.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02But not a ring because it's not around anything.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05It's a full central circle. We're looking at a dartboard.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, Fell Walkers, your turn to pick.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Lion, please.- Lion. What is the fourth in this sequence?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14You'll be seeing picture clues. What would you expect in the fourth?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Here's the first.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Spine.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Next, please.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Peas in a pod.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Pod.- It's not ringing any bells. - No, nothing for me.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Next, please.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Phone.- Telephone.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Cord? Er...

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Shell, cord, spine?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Er....

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Ring? I'm not getting anything. You? - No.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Pick some random...- Three seconds.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- BELL - Let's hear it.- Vertebra.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Vertebra? And why would that be?

0:16:00 > 0:16:05Erm, cord, spinal cord, spine, something to do with the back.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Yes. If there's a phone there, you really want to consult the GPs.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Not the answer so I'm going to go to the GPs for a possible bonus.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14A picture of a pad? A writing pad?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17No, it's a picture of a lily pad, but I'm going to give you the point.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22- Why is that?- They're all Apple i devices in chronology.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25So iBook, iPod, iPhone, iPad.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29That is exactly what it is. Apple products going forwards.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31We've taken off the i and shown you the other thing.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33So well done, you've got the bonus point.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37And there's a question coming up specifically for you. Which is it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Eye of Horus, please. - The Eye of Horus.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47It might be sizes of capital cities.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Next, please.- Bogota.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Populous? Cities? Mexico City?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58- First Mexico City?- Let's go next.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Next, please.- Quito.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04I think South... Shall we go for Mexico City?

0:17:04 > 0:17:08- First, Mexico City? Populations? - Do you think?

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Yeah, yeah, population sizes of cities on the equator.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15BELL First, Mexico City?

0:17:15 > 0:17:19That is not the answer. I can see the sequence you're thinking of,

0:17:19 > 0:17:22but that's not a sequence. So, Fell Walkers, a bonus chance for you.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- First, La Paz.- It is first, La Paz.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- And why is that?- It's the highest elevation of capital cities.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32That's what it is. Capital cities arranged nastily by altitude.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Very clever.- And they are the capitals of which places?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Ethiopia, Colombia, Ecuador and Bolivia.- Very good!

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Good quizzing. I bet you could do flags, as well.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45I like your style. So you get the bonus and the final question.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49The horned viper. What's the fourth in the sequence?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Here's the first.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Homo sapien.- Next, please.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Oh, so we're on orders. Er...

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Going backwards?

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- Let's ask for the next one. - Next, please.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13That's back. So what comes back from primates?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Erm...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18It must be mammals.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Don't know.- Shall we try that? - Go for it.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- I'm at a loss. - BELL

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Mammal. Or Mammalia?

0:18:27 > 0:18:31I was going to give it for mammal, but I'm glad to hear mammalia

0:18:31 > 0:18:34because that is the right technical term. Mammalia is the answer. Why?

0:18:34 > 0:18:39It's going back from species to order

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- and I don't know what the words are further back.- Sort of.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47It's genus to class. Homo is the genus, then Hominidae, the family,

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Primates is the order, Mammalia the class of, of course...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Humans.- Of humans, exactly so. Very well done.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57At the end of round two, then,

0:18:57 > 0:19:01the GPs have got five points, the Fell Walkers are ahead with seven.

0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's the Wall round. Time for our fiendish 16 jumbled clues

0:19:07 > 0:19:10that need separating into four connected groups of four.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Fell Walkers, it's your turn to go first, so you may choose lion or water.

0:19:14 > 0:19:20- Lion, please.- OK. The lion wall. You've got two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- OK.- OK.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Things you sound, taps, retreat, last post, reveille.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- And then retreat. - BUZZER

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh. There's something else there, then. OK.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Er, have we got anything else?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40A holt, a warren, a drey, a den.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42- Where animals live.- Yeah. - BUZZER

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Something else in there, as well. - Form?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- Let's try.- OK. - BUZZER

0:19:50 > 0:19:54OK, what have we got? Traffic, system.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Ferdy? Who the hell's Ferdy?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Traffic lights?- OK.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Clockwork.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Ooh. OK.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Egg. I think we need to be...

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Try your retreat...- OK.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Last post, retreat, reveille.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Erm...

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Sound system, maybe.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22No, they're kind of like trumpets, military kind of calls.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- Clock.- Yeah. - BUZZER

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Last post... Er...

0:20:29 > 0:20:34Let's get the other ones. Miles and Ferdy, are they people's names?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- And Warren? - BUZZER

0:20:36 > 0:20:39Erm...

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Boots and saddles, what could that be?- Erm...

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Oh, that could be a call, couldn't it?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49- BUZZER - OK.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Taps.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Next one. - Three strikes and you're out now.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00What have we got?

0:21:00 > 0:21:04Miles and Ferdy. Warren. They're names. There's no others.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09Is there a word that goes with that, like egg cup or egg timer?

0:21:09 > 0:21:13- Timer, maybe?- Yeah. Maybe.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Traffic timer?- Let's give it a go. BUZZER

0:21:17 > 0:21:20We've got two more. Er...

0:21:22 > 0:21:27Oh, Egg, Miles, Ferdy. They were in This Life, weren't they?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Oh, Warren.- Warren.- OK.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32And that's it, you've solved the Wall. Very well done.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36Four immediate points for the groups. Bonus points for the connections.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39- What about the top group? - They're where animals live.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42That's right, animal homes. Do you know which animals?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- A squirrel's a drey.- Mm-hm. - Otter's a holt.- Mm-hm.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Is the form an ant? - Actually, a hare.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52And then a den, a fox, but there's various things.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55OK. And the green group, what about that?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Military bugle calls or trumpet calls.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00That's exactly what they are, bugle calls in the military.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Miles, Warren, Egg, Ferdy.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Characters from This Life. - You suddenly remembered This Life.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08The old one about lawyers. Quite right. And the last one,

0:22:08 > 0:22:11clock, retreat, system, traffic.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- They're things that you beat.- That's it! I didn't know you'd spotted it.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Beat the clock, beat a retreat, beat the system, the traffic.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21You've beaten our system. You've got four points for finding the groups, four for the connections,

0:22:21 > 0:22:26a bonus of two for getting it all right, that's the maximum of ten points.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Time to bring in the GPs now, see how they fare with the Connecting Wall.

0:22:29 > 0:22:3416 new clues jumbled up in a similarly fiendish way.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37OK, GPs, it's the water wall for you, that's what remains.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41You've got two and a half minutes to solve it starting now.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Computer games. Asteroids, Scramble. - Yes. Frogger.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Farthingale is to do with a horse. - Centipede.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51It's a horse's tack.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55So farthingale and pannier.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57And, er, basque... Oh.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Trug? Flit? Is it a word, trug?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04It's got rug in it, lit in it.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- That's a little carrying device. Trug and punnet.- Yes.- Maybe.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- And pannier, as well.- Yeah.- OK.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- And creel?- Yeah. - BUZZER

0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Scuttle?- Yeah. - BUZZER

0:23:17 > 0:23:20No. A skirt stuff is bustle, isn't it?

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Bustle, chemise and basque are all women's...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- BUZZER - Is that...- Women's.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Bassinet? - BUZZER

0:23:28 > 0:23:31No.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- BUZZER - No.- Let's do trug...

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Trug is the thing you...- Yeah.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Pannier.- Bassinet.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- BUZZER - Is it these? Cycle through.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Is creel...- OK.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Cycle through these three.- OK.- OK. - BUZZER

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- BUZZER No.- Scuttle.- Punnet.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Bustle. Ah, erm, sort of motions. Like, you scuttle.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.- Yeah.- You're about halfway through the time.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Yeah. OK.- Remember, three strikes and you're out now.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- OK.- Chemise. What's that? Dresses. Basque.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Underwear.- If we think about that.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08So this'll be clothing and things to carry stuff in.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- It's probably bassinet. - Punnet, creel, trug and pannier.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- I've tried those. - Have we definitely?- Yeah.- OK.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Erm...- Should we try it one more time?- Why not?

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- If it's clothing, what would it be? Bassinet...- Shall we have a go?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I think that's clothing. I'm not sure.- We'll try it, then.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Try bassinet.- Is pannier a type of skirt?- I don't know.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Quick, quick. I think we've done this one.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Oh, that's it, you've solved the wall! Four points for the groups.

0:24:36 > 0:24:42What about the connections? First group, Centipede, Asteroids, Frogger, Scramble.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- They're arcade, computer games. - Arcade games from the 70s and 80s.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Scuttle, flit, bustle, dash.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52They're all ways of moving quickly.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55That's right, ways of moving quickly. What about this next one?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58Pannier, farthingale, basque, chemise.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Underwear?- Female clothing.

0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Underwear.- That's it. They are historic female undergarments.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08I don't mind telling you I'm wearing them all at the moment.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11It's the Welsh climate. You just can't be too careful.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15And the last group, bassinet, punnet, trug, creel.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Carrying devices.- Another way of putting that would be?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Containers.- Baskets?- Baskets.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26They are carrying devices, but baskets is what they have in common.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29So four points for finding the groups, four points of the connections,

0:25:29 > 0:25:33the bonus two for getting it all right, that is a maximum of ten points.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39The GPs have got 15 points,

0:25:39 > 0:25:42the Fell Walkers have 17 points.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48And if you think our walls are too easy, why don't you write your own?

0:25:48 > 0:25:52You can on our website, where you'll also find plenty of walls to play.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54We're going to play round four, the Missing Vowels.

0:25:54 > 0:25:58The vowels have been taken out of names, phrases and sayings, consonants squidged up.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01What are the disguised clues? Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:01 > 0:26:08In the first group, they are all ways of saying life's work.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20This one's canon, a literary canon. Next clue.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Portfolio.- Correct.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Oeuvre.- Correct.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36- Filmography.- Correct.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Next category...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Water polo.- Correct.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Canoeing.- Correct.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Powerboat racing.- Correct.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Kiteboarding.- Correct.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Next category...

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Cruella De Vil.- Correct.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Gargamel.- From The Smurfs, correct.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Lord Farquaad.- From Shrek, correct.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Dick Dastardly.- That is correct.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Next category...

0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Tornado.- Correct.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Squall.- Correct.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Sheet lightning.- Correct.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45- Dust devil.- Correct.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Next category...

0:27:50 > 0:27:51- Near.- Correct.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Alongside.- Correct.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03- Outwith.- Yes, it is.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11Well now, that bell means it's the end of the quiz.

0:28:11 > 0:28:17Looking at the final scores, GPs, you've got a very good 22 points.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20But the winners with 28 points are the Fell Walkers.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Well done, Fell Walkers, you are through!

0:28:23 > 0:28:26- And under our new rules, GPs, you are also through!- Excellent!

0:28:26 > 0:28:31Through to where? Nobody knows! All I know is I will look forward to seeing you again.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Join me next time when two fresh-faced and eager teams

0:28:34 > 0:28:36will come along, spend half an hour with me,

0:28:36 > 0:28:39then crawl away haggard, broken and exhausted.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I miss going on dates. Goodbye.

0:28:46 > 0:28:50Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:28:50 > 0:28:50.