Corpuscles v Cartophiles

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24Welcome to Only Connect, where you'll be bamboozled

0:00:24 > 0:00:28not just by the questions, but the entire format of the series.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31I'm joined by two teams who have already lost heats,

0:00:31 > 0:00:35though only by a narrow margin - somehow, here they are again.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I think we're inviting everyone back for another go.

0:00:38 > 0:00:43Whoever wins tonight could still go through to the semifinal, though not automatically.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47Whoever loses, having had two bites of the cherry, WILL be going home

0:00:47 > 0:00:50with faces like they've been sucking lemons.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53At least that's two of your five a day.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Let's say hello again to, on my right,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Paul Taylor, a postgraduate research assistant

0:00:58 > 0:01:01with an interest in the chemistry of cooking;

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Seb Page, a specialist in American Civil War and Revolution

0:01:05 > 0:01:10who keeps greyhounds and can speak French, some Latin, Spanish and a bit of Russian;

0:01:10 > 0:01:12and their captain, Sam Kay,

0:01:12 > 0:01:17a Chelsea supporter who is an accountant and doesn't have a large intestine.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21They are all graduates of Corpus Christi College, Oxford.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Sam, Sam of the missing bowels.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27You were pipped at the post by the Cat Lovers in the last game.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32- How did that go? - It was pretty close. Hopefully, we'll do better this time.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37- Do you know what happens if you win tonight?- No. - Marvellous. Let's hope someone does.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40You will be meeting, on my left,

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Colin Kidd, an accountant

0:01:42 > 0:01:45who enjoys Thomas Hardy and playing correspondence chess;

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Mark Cooper, a Politics and International Relations graduate

0:01:49 > 0:01:52with a collection of over 1,000 vinyl records;

0:01:52 > 0:01:55and their captain, Josh Mandel, a keen cyclist

0:01:55 > 0:02:01who once lived on a houseboat which was used as a Nazi honey trap in World War II.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04United by their passion for maps, they are:

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Josh, you lost to the Celts. How did that go?

0:02:07 > 0:02:13Well, we started OK, but we let ourselves down on Round Two, on the sequences.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- So we've been practising that. - Do you know what happens if you win?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21- We will be happier than if we lose. - Marvellous.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23One thing we all know is how to play the quiz.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28I ask for the connection between four apparently random clues and you tell me!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Cartophiles, you won the toss, so you'll be going first.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Please choose your Egyptian hieroglyph.- Twisted Flax, please.

0:02:36 > 0:02:42You're going to see some pictures. What is the connection between them?

0:02:44 > 0:02:49- Any ideas who that is?- I have no idea.- He looks vaguely familiar.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Next, please.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- UNSURE:- That's a manta ray?

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- The first one could be Man Ray. - Could they all be Rays?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Shall we go next?- Yeah.- Next.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Billy Ray Cyrus? - No. That's Ray Davies, the Kinks.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Is he Ray...?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15No, we're happy they're all Rays.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17BELL

0:03:17 > 0:03:20They're all Ray.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22You did not need to see the fourth clue, an X-ray.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25All Rays. What are you looking at?

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- We think the third one is Ray Davies from the Kinks.- That's right.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34The second one is a manta ray or some kind of fish called a ray.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37A manta ray also called a devil ray.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40- And...- Man Ray, the first one?- No.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44It IS Man Ray, the surrealist. Very well done.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48You get two points. Over to the Corpuscles to pick a hieroglyph.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Two Reeds, please.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53What is the connection between these clues?

0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Any idea what that is?- Some kind of embarrassing release?- I don't know.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Next.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Oh! Are they episodes of Friends? The One With The Prom Video.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10The One With The Holiday Armadillo. Do we want the third one?

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- That is definitely what they are. Is that...?- Do you want to?- Yeah.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16BELL

0:04:16 > 0:04:19They are mentioned in Friends episode titles.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22The One With The Prom Video, The One With The Holiday Armadillo.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24They are episodes of Friends.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28You didn't need to see The One With The...

0:04:28 > 0:04:30You get three points.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33After two clues, they are Friends episodes.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Back to you, Cartophiles. - Lion, please.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39What's the connection between these clues?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44"France: Spatio", doesn't mean anything to me.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- No.- Next, please.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Taiko's a kind of drumming in Japan, but not in China.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55It means nothing to me.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Spatio? Taiko? Shall we go next?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Yeah.- Is it something language related?- Next.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Oh, yes! They're prefixes. - MARK WHISPERS

0:05:07 > 0:05:09BELL

0:05:09 > 0:05:14They are prefixes for people who go into space.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19Astronauts, cosmonauts, taikonauts, spationauts.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22You put "naut" after all of them.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26That is what space travellers are called in those countries.

0:05:26 > 0:05:31Spationaut in France, taikonaut in China, cosmonaut in Russia.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Time to go to you, Corpuscles.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Eye of Horus, please.- OK.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38What is the connection between these clues?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Was that Fat Man? Or Little Boy then Fat Man?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Next.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52They're fat things. So, Fat Albert.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55They're all fat. BELL

0:05:55 > 0:05:57They're all fat something.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Another good score.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01You are all demonstrating

0:06:01 > 0:06:05why it's worth sticking around for another show.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07What are we talking about?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10The A-bomb dropped over Nagasaki is Fat Boy.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Fat Man, I think it was.- Fat Man.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Mardi Gras is Fat Tuesday.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Sir Topham Hatt, the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20And Fat Albert.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Fat Albert. Whose character is that?

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Don't know.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28It's one of Bill Cosby's comic characters.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31He says, "Hey, hey, hey!" Fat Albert. Very well done.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Back to you, Cartophiles.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Water, please.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38What is the connection here?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Gnocchi, the squirrel? No idea.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Next, please.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Do they use them crossing the road?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- No.- Next, please.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Oh!- Predicted football.- Yes.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- They've all predicted football? - Word Cups, specifically.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- Shall we go for it?- I don't know.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14BELL

0:07:14 > 0:07:18They've all predicted sports results.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Have another go.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Football World Cup results.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm afraid I can't accept it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I'm going to show the last clue to the Corpuscles for a bonus.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32So, predict the future.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35They're all animals that predict the future.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39I mean, they don't, but I have to give you a bonus point.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Unfortunately, Gnocchi the squirrel predicted the US Pres...

0:07:43 > 0:07:47He didn't, but was said to predict the US Presidential election.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Paul the octopus was to do with the World Cup.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I think the donkey was in the Olympics.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56They are animals that trod on squares or ate hay

0:07:56 > 0:07:59or something random that was taken to be a prediction

0:07:59 > 0:08:01of a range of things from politics to sport.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03What about the groundhog?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Whether it's going to be a good spring or not.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Whether it's afraid of its own shadow?- Whether it sees its shadow

0:08:10 > 0:08:13is meant to tell us whether or not it's a good winter.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15But it is, of course, completely random.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19That leaves only the Horned Viper for you, Corpuscles.

0:08:19 > 0:08:24The music question. You'll hear your clues. Here's the first.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28# Build your fire with hickory... #

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Joni Mitchell. Next.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Nothing to lose

0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Fire away, fire away

0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Ricochet, ricochet... #

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Next. - # Poor old Uncle Bill

0:08:43 > 0:08:45# Went to kick the bucket and he left me in his will

0:08:45 > 0:08:48# The other day I popped around to see poor Auntie Jane

0:08:48 > 0:08:50# She said, "Your Uncle Bill has left to you a watch and chain"

0:08:50 > 0:08:53# I put it on right across me vest

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- # Thought I looked as dandy... # - Next.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- HARMONICA PLAYS - Dylan, isn't it?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Five seconds.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Any ideas?- No.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- BELL - Fire?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Fire is not the answer.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Cartophiles, what about a bonus? - Is it hearts or gold?- Metals.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Is it all to do with gold?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Metal, precious metals? - I'll accept it.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Metal is the connection.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Copper Kettle, Titanium,

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Any Old Iron, Stanley Holloway - I wanted to hear the whole of that -

0:09:30 > 0:09:34and Heart Of Gold, metals is the connection for the bonus.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36At the end of Round One, then...

0:09:43 > 0:09:47Round Two, the Sequences round. What is the fourth in a sequence?

0:09:47 > 0:09:51You may see up to three clues. Cartophiles, you'll be going first.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55- Which would you like?- Two Reeds. - Ooh! They've gone with the Reeds!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58What would the fourth clue be in this sequence?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03That's near here, isn't it?

0:10:03 > 0:10:08- Is it?- Yeah. It's a film and where Shirley Bassey was born.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Next, please.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Road to Tiger Bay. Road to Mandalay?

0:10:14 > 0:10:18But "last night I dreamed of Mandalay", Rebecca.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20But it's a sequence, isn't it?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Go next. - It's going to be they rhyme. Next.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33Oh! Reasons To Be Cheerful. What's the last one?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Five seconds.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Think of it. I don't know it.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39BELL

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Sss...Friday.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Corpuscles, you could get a bonus. - Is it San Jose?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51It's not. You're very close and you've got the connection. Sort of.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Not Reasons To Be Cheerful, but it is Ian Dury.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59"In the dock of Tiger Bay On the road to Mandalay

0:10:59 > 0:11:04"From Bombay to Santa Fe!" Not San Jose.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08I think "Last night I dreamed I went to Manderley."

0:11:08 > 0:11:12The house, Manderley. Not quite Mandalay in Rebecca.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Together, had you been a team of six, I think you'd have got it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Over to you, Corpuscles.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Twisted Flax, please.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24What would be the fourth in this sequence?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29It's BBC1 idents. BBC idents.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Next.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It is a pub?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It's going to be...

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Next.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Yes, so what's the colour for BBC4?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I think it's blue, capitalised.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- It's not black?- Oh, it IS black.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51ALL AGREE: It's black.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54BELL

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I think it's the white word "four" on a black background.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01That is exactly what it is - the beautiful sight

0:12:01 > 0:12:03of the white capitalised word FOUR on a black background,

0:12:03 > 0:12:07- which is, of course... - They are the BBC idents.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11They are. And the fourth is that beacon of good sense

0:12:11 > 0:12:16and wonderful quizzing, BBC4. Over to you, Cartophiles.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19We'll have the Eye of Horus, please.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22What will be the fourth in this sequence?

0:12:24 > 0:12:2760 minutes?

0:12:27 > 0:12:33OK, so it's going to go 70, 80, 90, association football?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Shall we see what the next one is? - Hockey is 70.

0:12:36 > 0:12:4080 is rugby league or rugby union. 90 is soccer.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- We don't want to guess it.- I think we should.- Shall we guess it?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46- Go for it.- Yeah?

0:12:46 > 0:12:47BELL

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Association Football = 90.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Coming in after one clue!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I am going to give you five points.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Soccer or football or association football = 90.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I think I heard you filling in the whole question!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Hockey is 70. Rugby is 80.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It is the duration of games in minutes...

0:13:09 > 0:13:11..Very well done. Flashy stuff.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14It's a gauntlet to you, Corpuscles. Which will you go for?

0:13:14 > 0:13:20- Lion, please.- What would be the fourth in this sequence?

0:13:23 > 0:13:26They're a girl band who came off something.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Like S Club 7 Juniors, I don't know.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Next.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Is it the number of arms? How many of the Saturdays are there?

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Five. - How many arms does Brahma have?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Next.- Next.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Cerberus has three heads. - Number of heads.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Two heads. - So it must be...

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Four, three, two...

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- No. Five, four, three... - So Zaphod Beeblebrox. Two heads.

0:13:53 > 0:13:54BELL

0:13:54 > 0:14:00Something with two heads. Simon and Garfunkel?

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Acceptable. We thought Zaphod Beeblebrox, as I think you muttered.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08You are right - things with five, four, three and two heads.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Zaphod Beeblebrox from...? - The Hitchhiker's Guide.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Would be an example, as would Simon and Garfunkel.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18I saw them when they played recently in London.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23Their music was so wonderful, they couldn't bear to look at each other.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28I mean, the money they were getting must have lured them to Hyde Park,

0:14:28 > 0:14:30but you have never seen two people further apart.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34I've never seen anything so far apart on stage since Dolly Parton.

0:14:34 > 0:14:39The front row was 23 miles away. Nobody looks up-close at Dolly!

0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Back to you, Cartophiles. - The Horned Viper, please.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52A spring.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Next.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- What the hell...?- Oh, that's the...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00That's the forwards.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Spring forwards, fall back. So it's going to be...?

0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Spring forwards, fall back? - It's going to be a back.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Spring forward.- Yes.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Spring forward, fall back. - Who's a back?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16A picture of someone's back.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17BELL

0:15:17 > 0:15:22A picture of Dennis Irwin, who was a full back.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25How very complicated. I'm going to accept it.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29As I think you were saying, Colin, it's simply a picture of a back.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33- What's the logic? - Spring forward, fall back.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35The clocks going forward in the spring

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- and back in the "fall", as our American cousins say.- Exactly right.

0:15:39 > 0:15:44It's that mnemonic. I wish I could give extra points for the detail.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- You can, if you like. - I'm afraid I can't.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50I will give you three points for coming in after two clues.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Corpuscles, that leaves Water.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56I would like to know what is going to be the fourth in the sequence.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01The Chinese social networking site.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05There's no way we could know what the fourth... Next.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10Bing? They're search engines in terms of the size, I bet.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15- Baidu, Bing, something... - It's got to be Google.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17BELL

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Google.- It's got to be Google.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23They are search engines in terms of size, market share.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28Next along would be Yahoo! and the biggest would be Google.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31After an extremely high-scoring Round Two...

0:16:39 > 0:16:44Time for the Connecting Wall. 16 clues that need sorting into four connected groups of four.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Corpuscles, you'll be going first,

0:16:46 > 0:16:50and the first challenge is to decide whether you want Lion or Water.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Can we have Water please? - You certainly can.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57There'll be 16 clues. There is only one perfect solution. What is it?

0:16:57 > 0:17:02You've got two and a half minutes to work that out starting...now.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Hang about. Point-to-point is a type of race.- Horses.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Jousting, maybe?

0:17:21 > 0:17:25You've got John, Jack.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- There's radio DJs on here. - John Peel.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Pandora's box. Rivers as well. - Right, OK.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37Evertons are known as the Toffees. Want to go for more mints?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Blackburn anything? - They're a football team.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44What else could you do with Blackburn? Rivals? Scotch?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Scotch tape?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Murray, Polo.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- I don't know.- Horsey things?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Might be a horsey thing.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Polo. Jousting...

0:18:00 > 0:18:05No. Let's go for some of these. See if they're radio DJs.

0:18:05 > 0:18:11- What else have we got?- Pandora's box. Is that someone's name?

0:18:11 > 0:18:16- Types of jewellery? - Could Pandora be a charm bracelet?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Rivals, is that a Sheridan thing?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22A Sheridan play?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Is that a Jilly Cooper book, Rivals?

0:18:25 > 0:18:28I don't know why I know that.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Oh, wow!

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- You've got a minute left. - Polo shirt?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Jousting...? What's Scotch?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Scotch tape, Scotch whisky. - Scotch bonnet.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I mean, they're... Scotch mint?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Will Young? - Try the names like Peel and Dee.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- Popstars: The Rivals.- Tent pegging, what's that? Guy ropes?

0:18:53 > 0:18:58Point-to-point lines? Tent pegging lines?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Ooh! That's something!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- 30 seconds.- Let's try some mints...

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- We've tried all that.- Everton mints?

0:19:13 > 0:19:17No. Try the names. Try the Peel and all that lot.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Tony Blackburn? - Ten seconds.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Blackburn!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29No, that's...Blackburn.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31No!

0:19:32 > 0:19:36That's out of time. The wall has frozen, but you've got a group.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'll give you another point if you can tell me the connection.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Something to do with horses.

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Activities that you ride a horse to take part in.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47That's absolutely right!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50There are more points available.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52So let's resolve the wall.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Peel, Young, Blackburn, Dee.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- They're DJs. They were Radio 1 DJs at one stage.- Absolutely.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- I'm surprised you didn't get those! - I thought we tried that combination.

0:20:03 > 0:20:08I was thinking perhaps you're too young. What about the next one?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Murray, Glacier, Everton, Scotch.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Types of mint.- Or they're...?- Drink?

0:20:14 > 0:20:18I can take that answer. You don't know Everton mints?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- No!- Black and white ones like humbugs. And the last one?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Pandora, Polo, Rivals, Riders.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- I think those are Jilly Cooper books.- Jilly Cooper books?

0:20:28 > 0:20:33- They are novels by Jilly Cooper! - It was the combinations, wasn't it?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37You did know what the groups were, it was just finding them.

0:20:37 > 0:20:43You get a point for the group you found and four points for the connections, a total of five.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45This has been a very close game so far.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Let's see if the same applies to the Connecting Wall.

0:20:48 > 0:20:53A new wall is being brought out. Cartophiles, let's see what you can do with yours.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's the Lion wall.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00You've got two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Right, what have we got?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07OK, we've got postcodes.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09There's groups of countries.

0:21:09 > 0:21:14- BRIC, G20.- We haven't got postcodes. There's only TW3.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17TW3 is That Was The Week That Was.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Corrie, Buzzcocks are nicknames of TV shows, and Strictly.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Also Millionaire.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, so let's try it without...

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Let's try it without Millionaire.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33I can't remember which way I've done it.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- Try it without TW3.- Quiz shows?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Strictly and Corrie we haven't done.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41There we go.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Corrie, Drumlin and Moraine are all geographical striations.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48They're geological.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Three strikes and you're out now. - Then we've got Mogul,

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Tycoon, Fat cat and Magnate are all rich people.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59BRIC, G20, E7 and N-11 are all groups of countries.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Shall we just check through?

0:22:02 > 0:22:06Nicknames for TV shows. They're not all quiz shows.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Geological features. - I don't know about that.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I think they're all glacial.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Are they all types of glacier? - All glacial geological features.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- OK, shall we go for it?- Yeah.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Mogul, Tycoon, Fat Cat, Magnate.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23That's it. You solved the wall.

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Four points. There are, of course, bonus points available for the connections.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Millionaire, TW3, Buzzcocks, Strictly?

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Those are nicknames for television shows.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39If you had to watch one of those shows four times a day

0:22:39 > 0:22:42for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- That Was The Week That Was. - Yes.- Really? All three of you?

0:22:45 > 0:22:49- No. I'd watch Millionaire.- Really? Nobody goes for Strictly?- No.

0:22:49 > 0:22:54- Not at all.- Lovely!- We'd go for satire.- We don't like dance.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- But I'd rather it were Only Connect. - That's the right answer!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00There may be bonus points. What about this next group?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Striations, Corrie, Drumlin, Moraine?

0:23:02 > 0:23:09- Those are all to do with glaciers. - Glacial geographical features.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13That's right, in a glaciated landscape.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Fat cat, Mogul, Magnate, Tycoon?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Ooh, rich businessmen.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Business people, I suppose one should say.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I'm not sure if you'd call a woman a fat cat but I'd like to be one!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Still, one out of two ain't bad! And the last group?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31N-11, BRIC, E7, G20?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Those are all groups of countries,

0:23:35 > 0:23:38political or economic groupings of countries.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40BRIC is Brazil, Russia, India, China,

0:23:40 > 0:23:43the leading emerging nations.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47G20 is the group of 20 industrialised nations.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50N-11, I think, is the non-aligned movement?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53And I don't know what E7 is.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57I thought they were all boy bands, but you're absolutely right!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01N-11 is the Next 11, after BRIC - Indonesia, Mexico, Turkey.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05E7 is the seven emerging economies -

0:24:05 > 0:24:08that's BRIC plus Indonesia, Mexico and Turkey.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- Ah, I see.- That is absolutely right.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Four points for the groups you found, four for the connections

0:24:14 > 0:24:17plus two for saying Only Connect is better than any of those shows.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Or, depending on how you interpret it, for getting it right.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24That is the maximum of ten. Let's have a look at the scores.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35What's that? "More walls!" you say? Why not go to our website?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38You'll find plenty, plus you can even make your own.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41But we will be playing the Missing Vowels round.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46This is the point, of course - I say "of course" as if I were even beginning to understand -

0:24:46 > 0:24:50but one of the teams may actually go home.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53One will stay on and one will be coming to the end of its run.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59The first group are all resins.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- BELL - Corpuscles?- Frankincense.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- BELL - Cartophiles?- Mystique.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11That's not the answer. You lose a point.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- Bonus possibility for the Corpuscles.- Mastic.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21- BELL - Cartophiles?- Gum...

0:25:21 > 0:25:24I'm afraid you lose a point. Possible bonus, Corpuscles?

0:25:24 > 0:25:28That's too long. It's gamboge. Next clue.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- BELL - Corpuscles?- Amber.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Next category:

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- BELL - Cartophiles?- Catherine Deneuve.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44- BELL - Cartophiles?- Juliette Binoche.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49- BELL - Corpuscles?- Audrey Tautou.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55- BELL - Cartophiles?- Brigitte Bardot.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Next category:

0:26:00 > 0:26:02- BELL - Corpuscles?- Rhapsody In Blue.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10Don't know this one? It's Swanee. Next clue.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17This one, Embraceable You. Next clue.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23- BELL - Cartophiles?- An American In Paris.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Next category:

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Come on, teams. Coin tossing. Next clue.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42- BELL - Cartophiles?- Odds And Evens.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- BELL - Corpuscles?- Eeny Meeny Miny Moe.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54- BELL - Corpuscles?- Scissors-Paper-Stone.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57END-OF-QUIZ JINGLE

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Well, goodness me!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03At the end of the quiz, the Corpuscles have...

0:27:06 > 0:27:07Oh!

0:27:07 > 0:27:09It's a tie-break!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12I don't think we've ever had two such close teams.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I don't know if you remember tie-breaks. This is how it works.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Captains only! Fingers on buzzers.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22You are going to get ONE clue of missing vowels.

0:27:22 > 0:27:28I am not going to tell you the category. Your team-mates may NOT join in. It's high noon!!

0:27:28 > 0:27:35If you buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, the other team will automatically win by default.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39So, buzz in with care. One clue only.

0:27:39 > 0:27:44Good luck, captains. It is coming up on your screens...now.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- BELL - Cartophiles?

0:27:57 > 0:27:59So long, and thanks for all the fish.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01THAT is the correct answer!

0:28:01 > 0:28:06And with that buzz, your team stays alive in the competition.

0:28:06 > 0:28:09You could still make the semifinal.

0:28:09 > 0:28:15Corpuscles, I'm afraid, after one of perhaps the closest contests in Only Connect memory,

0:28:15 > 0:28:20we have to say goodbye, but excellent quizzing, thank you very much for coming along.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Exhausting stuff!

0:28:23 > 0:28:27Why not join us next time, anyway, for another round of Only Connect,

0:28:27 > 0:28:30the quiz so smart that if you solve one of our online walls,

0:28:30 > 0:28:34you automatically qualify for one of those internet PhDs.

0:28:34 > 0:28:40Print it out, frame it, you've got everything you need to start a reflexology clinic! Goodbye.

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