General Practitioners v Festival Fans

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0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello, and welcome to Only Connect.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Tonight, in a twist to the rules that I don't fully grasp,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29I am joined by two teams who have already played and lost.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33We're giving them another go. Having sampled the bitter taste of defeat,

0:00:33 > 0:00:35they're hoping to wash it away with the sweet

0:00:35 > 0:00:38and nourishing golden nectar of victory,

0:00:38 > 0:00:40or, as I call it, Scotch.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42So let's say hello again to...

0:00:42 > 0:00:45on my right, Jo Durrant,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48a keen runner who also enjoys reading science fiction,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50quilt-making and skiing.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Chris David, a GP

0:00:52 > 0:00:56who published an undergraduate paper discussing the small bowels of the guinea pig,

0:00:56 > 0:00:59and their captain, Mike Crowe,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03a travel enthusiast who once played the part of a Greek god, dressed in only a loincloth.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05All friends from medical school,

0:01:05 > 0:01:08they are the General Practitioners.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11So, Mike, you were narrowly beaten by the Fell Walkers in your game.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14How have you prepared for the next attempt?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18We've all been taking one Connecting Wall three times a day before meals.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- That'll do the trick. - It certainly should.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24Everyone should take a Connecting Wall daily.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25This time you are facing...

0:01:25 > 0:01:28on my left, Ed Dovey,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31a published illustrator who enjoys listening to Led Zeppelin

0:01:31 > 0:01:33and visiting art galleries.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Stewart McCartney,

0:01:34 > 0:01:39a management sciences graduate who once knocked over Bono in a Chinese restaurant,

0:01:39 > 0:01:41and their captain, Marianne Fairthorne,

0:01:41 > 0:01:43a keen traveller with a PhD in maths

0:01:43 > 0:01:45and a passion for drawing monsters.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48They spend their summers knee-deep in mud

0:01:48 > 0:01:51and soaked in beer. They are the Festival Fans.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Marianne, you lost to the Francophiles in your first heat.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- How are you feeling about this game? - I think I'm just hoping

0:01:57 > 0:01:59these people aren't as good as they are.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well, you'll soon find out

0:02:01 > 0:02:03as we push on with the quiz.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06This time, of course, one of the teams will go home.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08You don't get three chances.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Or at least, I don't think so.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13One team, though, still will have a chance of making the semifinals

0:02:13 > 0:02:14at the end.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16We start, as so many quizzes do, with Round One.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19There are four clues. They're connected in some way.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21We hope the way is not completely obvious.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Teams, we want you to do some detective work

0:02:23 > 0:02:25to calculate what that might be.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28They don't have to see all four clues. They get more points if they come in early.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm lingering over this bit, because now they've changed the format of the series,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35the rules of Round One are the last remaining thing that I understand.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Four clues, some sort of hidden connection. I've got that bit.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40GPs, you won the toss. You'll be going first.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Please choose a hieroglyph.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47OK. These will be picture clues.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I want to know the connection between them.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Here's the first.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Francis Bacon.- OK.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Next, please.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's a pork pie hat, isn't it?

0:03:03 > 0:03:04THEY CONFER

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Bacon-based products?

0:03:07 > 0:03:09BELL

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Pork products.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13That is absolutely right.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Pig meat products. Francis Bacon and a pork pie hat.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18You didn't need to see West Ham and backgammon.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Pig meats.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Can you eat a guinea pig, Chris?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23I wouldn't recommend it,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25but I think they're quite popular in South America.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I think in some parts of the world they are popular.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Admit it, when you were looking at their bowels,

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- did you ever feel peckish?- No.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well done, coming in after two clues. You get three points.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Over to the Festival Fans

0:03:38 > 0:03:39to pick a question.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43What is the connection between these clues?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Here's the first.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Who's Hank Morgan? Trying to think...- Don't know.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Next.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I don't...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I don't know.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Go next.- Next.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Gary Sparrow is in...

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Goodnight Sweetheart, the thing about time-travelling.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Do you think it might be things...? I think we should go next.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14We'll have to go for the next one.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Next.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Time travellers.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18BELL

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Time travellers.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22They are all time travellers.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24What can you tell me about these people?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Back To The Future. You said...

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Gary Sparrow's from Goodnight Sweetheart.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30That's right.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32And the other two...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Hank Morgan's ringing a bell, but...

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Hank Morgan is from A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court.

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Ah, right.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41And Henry DeTamble... You don't know?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44The Time Traveler's Wife or something like that?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Just because it involves time travel.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48It IS The Time Traveler's Wife.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50The Audrey Niffenegger book and the film.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52He is the character in that.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Can anyone mount a serious counter-argument

0:04:55 > 0:04:57to my statement that Back To The Future

0:04:57 > 0:04:59is the greatest film ever made?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I thought not!

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Greatest film ever made, GPs?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Dirty Dancing.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Oh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09That's one of the better counter-arguments I've heard.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10But I still refute it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Back To The Future - what a fantastic movie.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Well done, Festival Fans. Back to you now, GPs,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- to pick a question.- Water, please.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20OK. What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25Next, please.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29It's a film by Fritz Lang.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33THEY CONFER

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Next, please.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Gromit...

0:05:39 > 0:05:41THEY CONFER

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Next, please.

0:05:56 > 0:05:5733 minutes?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Three seconds.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00BELL

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Um...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04I need an answer.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I think they've been robotically controlled at some point.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, I like that argument.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11They really haven't, but as a last-minute suggestion,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I like your thinking.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Festival Fans, do you want to go for a bonus point?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Things which are silent.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19They are all silent.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Can you explain to your opponents what we're looking at here?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24We've got the John Cage piece, a Fritz Lang film,

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Gromit, who doesn't speak,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29and I don't actually know what the first one is.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Freda Fry is a character in The Archers,

0:06:31 > 0:06:33the wife of Bert Fry.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Bert's wife!- She doesn't speak.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37And the Fritz Lang film Metropolis

0:06:37 > 0:06:41is a silent film. 4'33" is a silent John Cage piece.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Has anyone ever heard that performed?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I've got the CD, but...

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Well done, Festival Fans.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51You get the bonus point and the chance to pick a question.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57The music question. If these are all silent, it'll be tricky.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Shout "Next" when you want to hear the next clue.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Here's the first.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03# I think I love you... #

0:07:03 > 0:07:05That's David Cassidy.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I don't know what the connection is. Go for the next one.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Next.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16# Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone... #

0:07:16 > 0:07:17I've no idea what this is.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Partridge Family?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Go for the third one.- Next.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26# Mr Jones and me... #

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Who's this?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I don't know this one.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33- I've heard it.- Shall we have the next one? Next.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37# Don't your feet get cold in the winter time... #

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Just hit it.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41BELL

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Go for Cassidys.- You want...?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44They're all Cassidys.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Your team captain didn't even want to say that for you!

0:07:47 > 0:07:51I'm afraid they're NOT all Cassidys, although I see your thinking.

0:07:51 > 0:07:52GPs, there's a chance of a bonus.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Chicks.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Chicks?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Well, birds and...chicks.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I'm going to accept it.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Birds is the answer.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I was thinking whether to accept chicks,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06but that is absolutely close enough.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08The first one was David Cassidy in the Partridge Family.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Partridge Family... What else did you hear?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I thought the Dixie Chicks was excerpt two.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14See, actually, no.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16It was Taylor Swift.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18And then we had Counting Crows

0:08:18 > 0:08:19and the Eagles.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Birds is the connection.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Very well done. You get that bonus point

0:08:23 > 0:08:25and the chance to pick a question.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30What's the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Next, please.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40THEY CONFER

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Second longest? Second-biggest city, second-longest race?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Could be.- Next, please.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51She's from the east.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I'd go next again.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Next, please.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- North.- Angel of the North...

0:09:00 > 0:09:03THEY CONFER

0:09:07 > 0:09:08BELL

0:09:08 > 0:09:09The North?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11They are of the north.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Glinda was the Good Witch of the North.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16The Witch of the East, the house fell on her.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18That's the one from the beginning.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20And what are these others known as?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Antony Gormley is the...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Angel of the North. - Angel of the North.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Birmingham is of course the...

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Gateway to the North?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30The Venice of the...

0:09:30 > 0:09:33The Venice of the North, one thinks, going to Birmingham.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36And the Paris-Roubaix cycle race - do you know about that?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37No.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's colloquially known as the Hell of the North,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42because of the cobbles.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ooh, not fun on a bicycle.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Well done, GPs, you get that.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48And the last question of the round goes to the Festival Fans.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51The Horned Viper. What is the connection between these clues?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Here's the first.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's HG, so it's...

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- postcodes and chemical symbols. - Go for that.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02BELL

0:10:02 > 0:10:05There's a postcode and the chemical symbol

0:10:05 > 0:10:07is going to be the same for each one.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Coming in after one clue, you get five points.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Excellent stuff! Welcome to Only Connect.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15It is of course postcodes and chemical symbols

0:10:15 > 0:10:17in partners.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Tell me what the letters would be for the rest of the clues.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21- SN...- Mm-hm.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22- AL...- Mm-hm.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- NE.- NE.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27That is right. Postcodes if they were chemical symbols.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29At the end of Round One, then,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31the GPs have got five points,

0:10:31 > 0:10:33but the Festival Fans

0:10:33 > 0:10:34are ahead with seven.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Time for Round Two - sequences.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You know when you wake up in the morning

0:10:41 > 0:10:43and you're thinking about the night before?

0:10:43 > 0:10:47You remember that it was someone's birthday and you went out for a drink.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48You had a few drinks, you realised

0:10:48 > 0:10:51you'd got the wrong day, but you stayed alone drinking anyway.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53What came next?

0:10:53 > 0:10:55You don't remember - it's just a blur.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Round Two is a bit like that.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59There's three things in a sequence.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01What's the fourth?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03That's what I'll be asking the teams.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06You can see a maximum of three clues before giving me the answer,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08but the fewer clues you see, the more points you get.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10GPs, you'll be going first again.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Which hieroglyph would you like?

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15OK, I want to know what's fourth

0:11:15 > 0:11:17in this sequence. Here's the first.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23THEY CONFER

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Next, please.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Still can't quite see it...

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Next, please.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40THEY CONFER

0:11:52 > 0:11:54BELL

0:11:54 > 0:11:5611: heaven.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58And why would that be?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Because it's a sequence going 14, 13, 12...

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Yes?- And then heaven is...

0:12:04 > 0:12:06..as good a destination as anywhere!

0:12:06 > 0:12:08What a lovely way of looking at things.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It is as good a destination as anywhere.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13That's certainly a rule to live by, but not the answer in this case.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16So there's a bonus chance for the Festival Fans.

0:12:16 > 0:12:1711: Sea of Tranquillity.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20It is 11: Sea of Tranquillity. And why is that?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22The Apollos, where they went.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Apart from 13, which had to come back.- It went nowhere.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27That's it. They are Moon landings

0:12:27 > 0:12:29and of course Apollo 13 did not land anywhere.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32But Apollo 11 in the Sea of Tranquillity.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Could be another phrase for heaven...but it isn't.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37So a bonus for you, Festival Fans,

0:12:37 > 0:12:39and which question would you like?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44What would be fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- What is that?- It looks like a character with a dot at the top...

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Next.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- They're symbols for something. - Is it...?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, God, I...

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Next, I think.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Oh, it's Angry Birds! - Oh, God, I don't...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Is it? What is it, then? - I don't know.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Well...

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Do we...?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Is it red...?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Do you want...?

0:13:21 > 0:13:22BELL

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Some kind of red bird?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27It is a red bird. Very well done.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29You recognised these were the Angry Birds.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31I recognised the blue one.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Well, you can't have got very far in the game,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35because it's going in reverse order.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I've never played it! - I've still got a 2005 Nokia!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Do you play Angry Birds over there? - Yeah.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45How early did you recognise it?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Not until the second one came up, actually.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49The yellow hat.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Ah, well, you've got to keep trying.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53The red bird is what you start with,

0:13:53 > 0:13:54and then the blue bird is next.

0:13:54 > 0:13:55I mean, this is what I'm told!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I'm still playing Scrabble,

0:13:57 > 0:13:59using old bone tiles!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01But these are Angry Birds and you are correct

0:14:01 > 0:14:03to surmise that red bird would be next,

0:14:03 > 0:14:04going backwards.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05GPs, your turn to choose.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Twisted Flax, please.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Twisted Flax. OK.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11We're looking for a word here. Which word would be fourth

0:14:11 > 0:14:13in this sequence?

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Starting now.

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Next, please.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Next, please.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Is it...?

0:14:25 > 0:14:26Biennial?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32Two years, that's biennial, isn't it?

0:14:32 > 0:14:33Every two years.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Is it? OK.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38THEY CONFER

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- It's every two years.- Biennial.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42BELL

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Biennial.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Biennial is the answer.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48These are things happening half as often each time,

0:14:48 > 0:14:51so quarterly...biannual would be twice a year,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53annual would be half as often - yearly -

0:14:53 > 0:14:55and every two years, biennial.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well done. Back to you, Festival Fans, to make a choice.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Two Reeds, please.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01OK. These are going to be picture clues.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04What would you expect to see in the fourth picture?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Here's the first.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09It looks like whisky.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11It could be something like, um...

0:15:11 > 0:15:14phonetic alphabet, cos that's in the phonetic alphabet.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Let's go next.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- No, OK.- That's a cocktail.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- So it's not...- That's a Martini, isn't it?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24He takes a whisky drink, he takes a vodka drink,

0:15:24 > 0:15:25- he takes a...- Lager drink.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27He takes a cider drink.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Which way round are lager and cider? - Go for the next one.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32We'd better say next.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34That's lager, so it could be cider.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Yeah.- Go for it.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37BELL

0:15:37 > 0:15:39It's a cider drink.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Sorry, I'm just lost in happy memories of this morning.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44A cider drink - and why would that be?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46- It's Chumbawumba.- That song.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Tubthumping or something, it's called.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51He takes a whisky drink, he takes a vodka drink,

0:15:51 > 0:15:53he takes a lager drink, he takes a cider drink.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54That is right,

0:15:54 > 0:15:55as you have probably guessed

0:15:55 > 0:15:57by the fact that the fourth clue has come up.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59It is the drinks in Tubthumping.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Next would be a cider drink. Very well done.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04OK, GPs. Would you recommend those four drinks

0:16:04 > 0:16:06as a start to the day?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08All in one glass, yeah.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09My GP

0:16:09 > 0:16:11is an old stick-in-the-mud about that sort of thing.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Your turn, then, GPs.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Which question?- Water, please.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Water. What is the fourth

0:16:16 > 0:16:18in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23So it's Civil Service...

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Next, please.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29It's ascending...

0:16:29 > 0:16:31THEY CONFER

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Next, please.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Ascending order of...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- It's ascending, isn't it?- It is.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Is it Secretary of State?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51BELL

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Secretary of State.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54That is the right answer.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57- And why?- Ascending order of seniority

0:16:57 > 0:16:59- in Government departments. - That's it.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01MPs' titles in Government departments,

0:17:01 > 0:17:03getting increasingly important.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Secretary of State would be at the top.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Festival Fans, we're back to you.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08The Eye of Horus.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09What would be the fourth

0:17:09 > 0:17:11in this sequence?

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Here's the first.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Is this going to be words?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18We'd better have the next one.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Is it spelling?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yeah, cos it could be vowels, so...

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Es, Is, Os, Us...

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Ewes?

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Yeah.- Do you want to go for ewes? - Yeah.

0:17:30 > 0:17:31BELL

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Shall we have ewes?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35You have worked out the trick behind this.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37It is the vowels spelt out.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Ease, eyes, owes and we've gone for the spelling E-W-E-S,

0:17:40 > 0:17:42but a word that sounds like Us.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Ewes is the answer. Very well done.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46That concludes Round Two.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Looking at the scores,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49the GPs have got nine points,

0:17:49 > 0:17:51but the Festival Fans

0:17:51 > 0:17:52are ahead with 15.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's the Connecting Wall round.

0:17:57 > 0:18:0116 clues, all jumbled up, that the teams need to sort into four connected groups of four.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Festival Fans, you'll go first this time.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Let's see how you get on with this one.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07You've got a choice - Lion or Water.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Lion, please.- OK.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12You've got two and a half minutes to solve the Lion Wall,

0:18:12 > 0:18:14starting now.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Buildings.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18There's a Flatiron Building,

0:18:18 > 0:18:19or that could be a...

0:18:19 > 0:18:22No, that could be a...

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Mop, mangle, that won't just be...

0:18:24 > 0:18:27There's laundry.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- There's Mrs as well.- Mrs Robinson. - Mrs Malaprop. Mrs Doubtfire.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Mrs Mop.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Yeah. OK.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37BUZZ

0:18:37 > 0:18:38So that's not it.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Mrs Mangle?

0:18:40 > 0:18:42She was in something as well.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43Neighbours.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Washing - a dolly stick you use for washing.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47You use a washboard.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49A mangle. You use a washboard

0:18:49 > 0:18:51and what else do you...?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53You use a flat iron - all laundry.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54BUZZ

0:18:54 > 0:18:55There were too many.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57There was an airer as well.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Dolly stick, mangle, airer, washboard.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04That's it, yeah. So that's all washing.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- So Mrs...- A coiffure is hair.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10There's a coiffure, a do, a barnet

0:19:10 > 0:19:12and a mop.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Now, remember it's three strikes and you're out.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18What's the other group as well?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm trying to think

0:19:20 > 0:19:21what the other one is.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22What's Porterhouse?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23- Is it steak?- Yeah.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Is there a flat iron steak?

0:19:25 > 0:19:26- Is there?- I'm asking.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Don't think so.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29So is that the Mrs?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Strip isn't Mrs, is it?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It can't be.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Are we going Doubtfire, Robinson... Mrs Grundy?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Have we done that one before?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39No, we haven't done...

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Doubtfire isn't a steak.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Malaprop isn't a steak.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Have we done this?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Robinson and Grundy. - Who is Mrs Grundy?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Let's try this first.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53That's it. You've solved the Wall.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55So that's four points for the groups you found.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Let's look for the connections.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Washboard, airer, mangle, dolly stick.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04My mother had them all. They're old-fashioned uses for laundry.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Domestic laundry - you use a washboard and an airer at the end.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08A mangle to get the water out, and a dolly stick

0:20:08 > 0:20:10to bash it in the dolly tub.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Wow! Quite the laundry expert.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I'm impressed. Yes, that is exactly what they are.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Barnet, do, coiffure, mop.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Hair.- Just ways of saying your hairstyle. Exactly.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26What about the next one - Doubtfire, Malaprop, Robinson, Grundy?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Mrs.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30They're all characters known as Mrs.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Who's Mrs Grundy?

0:20:31 > 0:20:33The only one I can think of is The Archers,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35but there must be another one somewhere.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I didn't know it. Apparently, it's a generic name

0:20:37 > 0:20:40meaning a person embodying conventional propriety

0:20:40 > 0:20:41and prudery.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Tip of my tongue, sorry!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44You wanted to put Mangle in that group.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Well, Mrs Mangle used to be a character on Neighbours, apparently.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51It wasn't spelt like that, actually. She was Joe Mangel's mother.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54With her chooks, I believe. Her little chickens.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Those were the days!

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Yeah!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58The last group - Porterhouse,

0:20:58 > 0:20:59flat iron, T-bone and strip.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Steak, yeah.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04They are cuts of beef often used in steaks.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07So, four points for the groups you found.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Four points for the connections.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11You get a bonus two for getting them all right.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13That is a total of ten.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- More or less enjoyable than your last time on the wall?- Much more enjoyable!- Much more.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20Let's bring in the GPs, see how they do with a new Connecting Wall.

0:21:20 > 0:21:2516 clues. Still need sorting into four connected groups of four.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28GPs, did you enjoy the Connecting Wall when you played it before?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Definitely.- Yeah, we got ten, so we were happy with that.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33A dream come true, I think!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- So you're looking forward to this one?- Yes.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Let's see how that goes.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39You've got the Water Wall. The Lion's already been taken.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43You've got two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Daredevil, Iron Man...

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oil of Ulay's changed its name to Olay.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53They're all...

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Oh, yeah, changed names.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Jif is Cif.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01- Dime bar...- Immac has as well.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Remember, three strikes and you're out. Plenty of time.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06Marathon Man...

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Bo Derek is 10.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Fly-half is 10.- Decade is 10.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Number 10...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Wait a minute...

0:22:17 > 0:22:18What's the other one?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20- They're all running races. - They're all running events.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26It's just too easy!

0:22:26 > 0:22:30I mean, for people that have looked at the small bowels of the guinea pig,

0:22:30 > 0:22:31this you could do blindfolded!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Four points for finding the groups.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Let's look for the connections.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Blade, Hulk, Iron Man, Daredevil.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39They're all superheroes

0:22:39 > 0:22:42and they've had movies made about them as well.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44That's basically it. There's another thing.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Marvel?- They're all Marvel comic book heroes.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Let's go for their real names.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Let's see how much you know.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Tony...- Tony Stark.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Tony Stark is Iron Man.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Bruce Banner's the Hulk.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Bruce Banner's the Hulk in the comics, then on TV he's...?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- David Banner.- David Banner, exactly.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Played by?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Oh, great actor...

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Eric Bana. It all gets very confusing.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Eric Bana in the film.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Bill Bixby on TV.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14All very quizzy stuff, this!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Daredevil - what's his name?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- I don't know.- Matt Murdock, his name is.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21And Blade?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- No.- Eric Brooks, the vampire hunter.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Anyway, you only needed to say they were comic book heroes

0:23:27 > 0:23:29and you've done that, so let's move on.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Jif, Dime, Immac, Oil of Ulay.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34They're all products that have changed their name recently.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Changed the name of the brand.- They changed to the international names

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Cif, Daim - said in a funny way.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Immac - what's that called?

0:23:41 > 0:23:42Veet.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Oh!

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Someone's got a nice tidy chest.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Of course, you posed only in a loincloth as a Greek god!

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I did!

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I'm not disappointed at your Veet knowledge. Good work.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57And Oil of Olay. Next group...

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Decade, Prime Minister, fly-half, Bo Derek.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01It's number 10.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03They are associated with number 10.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Decade - ten years, of course.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Fly-half - position number ten. It's on the back of the jersey.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Bo Derek - that magnificent film, 10.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13And the Prime Minister lives at number 10.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Unless he decides to move into number 11

0:24:15 > 0:24:16and give that house to somebody else.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20And finally, hurdles, marathon, sprint, relay.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- They're running races. - They're running races.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24So, four points for finding the groups,

0:24:24 > 0:24:26four points for the connections,

0:24:26 > 0:24:27a bonus of two for getting it all right.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29That is the maximum of ten points.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Let's have a look at the scores going into the final round.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42If you want to play Connecting Wall, you'll find some on our website,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45where you can also write your own.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47You're a little behind, GPs. Do you find that stressful,

0:24:47 > 0:24:49or are you like Rocky -

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- you prefer to go behind so you can fight back?- Yeah, I think so.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's good to have something to work against.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56We're usually running late anyway!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59Always having to catch up, definitely.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Round Four, missing vowels. Come on, you know how it works,

0:25:01 > 0:25:04and if you don't, you can guess by the title of the round -

0:25:04 > 0:25:07missing vowels. If you don't know what that means, you're on the wrong channel.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:25:10 > 0:25:16The first group all had UK Number One hits in the 1950s.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- GPs.- Jerry Lee Lewis.- Correct.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Festival Fans.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- You pressed it.- Too long, I'm afraid.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I'm going to have to throw it over for a possible bonus.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Al Martino.- Correct. Next clue.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Don't know this one? It's Paul Anka.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Next clue.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- GPs.- Bill Haley And His Comets. - Correct.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Next category - triangular things.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Festival Fans.- Set square.- Correct.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- GPs.- Road warning sign.- Correct.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Not seeing this one? It's a Mr Man - Mr Rush. Next clue.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- GPs.- Samosa.- I don't mind if I do.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Next category - fictional Johns.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Fans.- Tarzan.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34John Clayton III. Correct.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39- GPs.- The Loner Ranger.- John Reid. Correct.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Fans.- Doctor Watson.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46It is of course John H Watson. Next clue.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- GPs.- Rambo.- Yes. John J Rambo.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Next category - varieties of tea.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Fans.- Gunpowder.- Correct.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- GPs.- Lapsang souchong.- Correct.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10- GPs.- Orange pekoe.- Correct.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Fans.- Assam.- Correct.

0:27:15 > 0:27:21Next category - one-word winners of the Best Picture Oscar.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Fans.- Unforgiven.- Correct.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30END OF ROUND JINGLE

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I'm glad that's over, because it's unbearably close

0:27:35 > 0:27:36and I can't take the tension.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38That last one was Amadeus.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41But at the end of the quiz,

0:27:41 > 0:27:44the GPs have got a brilliant 28 points,

0:27:44 > 0:27:47but the Festival Fans have just pipped it

0:27:47 > 0:27:49with 30.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Very well done.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52So it is you guys who are still in with a chance

0:27:52 > 0:27:55to make the semifinal. Congratulations.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56We'll see you again.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58GPs, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you

0:27:58 > 0:28:00to stop coming to my surgery.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I've got important things to do. I'm sorry.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06You've been an absolutely fantastic team. Some great quizzing.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Well done, everyone here.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10I hope you're all going to go off

0:28:10 > 0:28:12and have a nice big mug of refreshing tea.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Or, as I call it, Scotch.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Goodbye.

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