0:00:22 > 0:00:24Welcome to hell.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Everyone here has done something very bad.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30But enough about the rehearsal. This is Only Connect,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33where the contestants are tortured not by flames and whips
0:00:33 > 0:00:35but by their own synaptic limitations.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And then by flames and whips at the party afterwards.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm joined by two lovely teams who have already played once
0:00:41 > 0:00:44and got unlucky, so this is literally the last chance saloon.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46And if you think I don't mean that literally,
0:00:46 > 0:00:51you haven't seen the bottles under my desk. Let's say hello again to,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53on my right, Michael Reeve,
0:00:53 > 0:00:57a business analyst with a PhD in evolutionary genetics
0:00:57 > 0:01:00who appeared in the Olympics opening ceremony as an industrial worker.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Suda Perera, an award-winning egg-decorator
0:01:04 > 0:01:07with an MA in post-war reconstruction and development
0:01:07 > 0:01:09who enjoys blogging and playing the ukulele.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12And their captain, Chris Clough a web production editor
0:01:12 > 0:01:16with an interest in British birds who complies a weekly science quiz
0:01:16 > 0:01:18for a nature website.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21United by a talent for travel, they are the Globetrotters.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Welcome to Wales. How many countries has your team visited altogether?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29We did a count and worked out it was something over 50,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33although my two teammates account for the large majority of that.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Well, tonight you're going on a journey of the mind.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40You will be encountering on that journey, on my left,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Simon Morgan, an airline pilot with a degree in aeronautical engineering
0:01:44 > 0:01:47who enjoys collecting and fixing classic Land Rovers.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Neil Morgan, and electronic engineering graduate
0:01:50 > 0:01:54and experimental home-brewer who has taught himself to speak Greek.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57And their captain, Captain Paul Judge,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00an airline pilot with a degree in aeronautics and astronautics
0:02:00 > 0:02:02and a passion for singing karaoke.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06United by a passion for planes, they are the Pilots.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10So, Captain Paul, you lost to the Lasletts in your heat. What was that game like?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15Well, I think we started off, using aviation parlance, if I may,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I think we took off fairly nicely,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20got into the cruise, on autopilot,
0:02:20 > 0:02:24then hit a little bit of turbulence in the last round, stalled and a bit of a bumpy landing
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I love everything about that answer,
0:02:27 > 0:02:32not least cos I thought, "Are you going to go for crash? Is he going to say crash?"
0:02:32 > 0:02:35No, just bumpy landing. Bumpy landing. That's fine.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38And what different tactics do you think you'll employ in this game?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41We're going to go all out to try and win this time.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45That's the spirit! Yes. Well, let's go all out to start the quiz with round one.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49What's the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Pilots, you won the toss, but you've decided to put the Globetrotters in first.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56So, Chris, please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01We'll have Eye of Horus, please OK. What is the connection?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Colonial Goose. Anything?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08THEY LAUGH
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, that's true. Yeah, it could be that. Next, please.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Scotch Woodcock. Oh, I've heard of that.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19These are bad things for me. It's a type of dish, I think.
0:03:19 > 0:03:25Erm... I think these are all things that aren't what they say they are.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Yeah, quite possibly. We'll go for next, then.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Biloxi Bacon. I think that's probably...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Do you want to see the last one to be sure? Why not? Next, please.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40BELL
0:03:40 > 0:03:42They are all food stuffs
0:03:42 > 0:03:45that are something other than their name would suggest.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48So Colonial Goose isn't a goose dish,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Rocky Mountain Oysters aren't oysters, and so on.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You should've come in early. Absolutely right for one point.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Colonial Goose, do you know what it is? No idea. Not got a clue.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Stuffed lamb leg is what it is.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Scotch Woodcock, scrambled eggs on toast with anchovies.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Mm! And scotch, I'm hoping. Certainly would be on my breakfast.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Biloxi Bacon, what do you think that is?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I don't know. I think I know what the oysters are.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I do, as well. Not sure about the bacon. Is it some vegetarian ..
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Smoked mullet, of course. And you know the Rocky Mountain Oysters
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Some sort of testicles. I think they're testicles.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Bull testicles or something? Buffalo testicles?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Yes, I think young bulls, it's been castrated
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and this makes what some people consider a delicacy.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Put me right off my scotch. Well done for a point.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39And it's your turn, Pilots, to choose a hieroglyph. Water again?
0:04:39 > 0:04:44Yep. Water, please. OK. What's the connection between these clues?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Nimrod. Hunter. Could be an aircraft type.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Classical music? Could be.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Shall we go next? Next, please.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Bite yer legs. Hunter. Yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59BELL Hunter.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Coming in after two clues, you get three points.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04The connection is hunter. Here are the clues you didn't need to see.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09What can you tell me about them Nimrod was the mighty hunter.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13That's right, in the Bible. Bite yer legs was Norman Hunter, I believe.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17A Leeds United player? A footballer famed for his hard tackling.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Simon Wiesenthal was a Nazi hunter.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Mm-hm. And Orion was also a hunter. The hunter in the stars.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29In Greek mythology. Absolutely right. Very well done indeed.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Back to you, Globetrotters, for a choice. We'll have the lion, please.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK. What's the connection? Here's the first clue.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Right. Next.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Any idea? No.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Next.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Pi is... They're days that celebrate something.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Cos Pi Day is 3.14. Ah. So it's three. I see.
0:05:59 > 0:06:015-25?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I don't know what WiFi Day would be.
0:06:04 > 0:06:068-2. Is that something...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08They're annual days. Next.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12You talk like a pirate or something. So it's "May the 4th..." Yes
0:06:12 > 0:06:17BELL Erm, they're all events based on ..
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Something associated... Yeah, like Star Wars is May 4th
0:06:20 > 0:06:25cos "May the 4th be with you." March 14th is 3.14, etc, is Pi.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28So how would you define the connection? Erm...
0:06:28 > 0:06:32The days that celebrate those events or things.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35That's what it is. They are celebration days.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37My screen says unofficial geek celebration days.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39THEY LAUGH This is Only Connect.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41That's the pot calling the kettle a geek.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Why are these celebration days? Why Towel Day?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48That's Douglas Adams's birthday I guess.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It's to celebrate Douglas Adams who recommended carrying a towel
0:06:51 > 0:06:54when you travel the universe. WiFi you don't know.
0:06:54 > 0:06:582-8-11 must be something.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's going to be hard to spot because it's to do with
0:07:00 > 0:07:04how the date would be written in American, 80211,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07which is the international standard for WiFi, that's what that is
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Pi obviously March 14th because it's to do with the numbers there.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14And Star Wars, "May the 4th be with you."
0:07:14 > 0:07:17So well done, you get another point there. Pilots, make a choice
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Two reeds? Two reeds, please.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22BELL Well, well, well.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27You'll hear the clues. What's the connection? Here's the first.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31# She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
0:07:31 > 0:07:35# Off the coast and I'm headed.. Next, please.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# If ya getting down, baby
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# I want it now, baby
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# Come and get it on, baby... Next, please.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# I'm feeling glad all over
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# Yes, I'm-a glad all over
0:07:49 > 0:07:52# Baby, I'm... Next, please.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56# Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
0:07:56 > 0:07:58That's Maroon Five. # Kiss me till you're drunk...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00BELL Five.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02The connection is five.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Who did you hear? The first one was 5ive, wasn't it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Is it? The only last two I recognise was Maroon Five for the last one
0:08:10 > 0:08:13and the one before that, the penultimate one, I suppose,
0:08:13 > 0:08:15is Dave Clark Five. That's right.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18My learned friend on the left here, who's the music buff,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21seems to think... I think it was by the band 5ive
0:08:21 > 0:08:24That was the second piece, by the band 5ive.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Did you recognise the first one over there? Ben Folds.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31The Ben Folds Five. Exactly right. So you get a point, Pilots.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Globetrotters, back to you for a hieroglyphic choice. Twisted flax.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38OK. What's the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Sour tasting. Next.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Tray planted.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Seeds?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Next.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Oh! Oh, they're the names for, erm, Japanese words.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Kamikaze... Yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02BELL
0:09:02 > 0:09:08They are the English translations of Japanese terms used in English.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Two points to you. Here's the last clue.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Can you tell me what any of them would be?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15The first one is umami. It's actually sushi.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20Oh, is it sushi? Yes. Divine wind is kamikaze. Yep.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Empty orchestra is karaoke. Mm-hm. Tray planted, I don't know. Bonsai?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, bonsai. That is bonsai.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Would you have known that, Captain Paul?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Certainly the empty orchestra I would've known, yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Yeah, I would've got those.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35What's your favourite thing to sing?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I'd liked to say that my Billy Idol and George Michael are legendary
0:09:38 > 0:09:41in my pub, but not necessarily in a good way.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44That I would genuinely pay good money to hear.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47It's actually on the internet if you want to find it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Don't think I won't.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Well done, Globetrotters. And the final question, Pilots,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I suspect is going to be the picture question.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00OK, horned viper, please. I think so indeed. Here's your first clue.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Who's that? Is that a young Michael... Martin Broderick?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Could be. Next, please.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Wallace and Gromit. Yeah. OK.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Next, please.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You've got Wallace and Gromit..
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Er, next, please.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Clay pigeon shooting. Clays?
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Plasticine... Clay court, clay plasticine.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36BELL Clay.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38The connection is clay. You recognised clay pigeons
0:10:38 > 0:10:41and a clay tennis court. Wallace and Gromit, obviously, made of clay.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44What about that first clue? I'm afraid we don't know that one.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48I think it's Clay Aiken, who won American Idol at some point.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50That's right. You can just see the logo of American Idol
0:10:50 > 0:10:52behind him. That is Clay Aiken.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Pilots, you get the point. Very good.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59At the end of round one, the Globetrotters have got four points,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01the Pilots are ahead with five.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Round two, the teams will remember, is about sequences.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I want to know what comes fourth. Globetrotters, you're first again.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14What would you like? We'll have the lion, please.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18OK. What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Next.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Trey.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28THEY WHISPER
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Is it possibly... Five and four. .
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Next.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Deuce. Oh! Oh, yeah, so it would be ace next, then?
0:11:39 > 0:11:44Certainly deuce and trey are, like, card slang for two and three.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's going down so I'll try ace Yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49BELL We'll try ace.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ace is the answer. And why's that?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55It's playing card nicknames, I guess.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Playing cards going down. So deuce is a two,
0:11:57 > 0:12:01trey is a three, presumably cater is a four, I've never heard of that.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And ace... Yes, cater's a four. Used more often in dice than cards.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08But it's numbers. They've come through Middle English
0:12:08 > 0:12:12from Old French, so it's quatre trois, deux and ace.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's playing cards or dice,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18the numbers going down, and ace would be the number one. Well done.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Pilots, what would you like?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Stick to water. Water, please.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26OK. What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Er, next, please.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Oh, this is commands at Tower of London.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Halt! Who comes there? Friend or foe?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45OK. Erm... I don't know how it finishes.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48But basically, it's the changing of the keys.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51So we need to know what the fourth thing is. Halt! Who comes there?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55The keys. Shall we go next one? Next one. Next, please.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Whose keys? My keys. The Queen's keys.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Yeah. Yeah. BELL
0:13:04 > 0:13:06The Queen's keys?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'll accept it. At the moment, Queen Elizabeth's keys.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I think you know, this is the ceremony of the keys
0:13:11 > 0:13:14at the Tower of London. It's an exchange between guards
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Who comes there? The keys. Whose keys? Queen Elizabeth's keys.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21It's definitely not at all silly. Definitely not at all.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Well done, Pilots. Back to you, Globetrotters, for a choice.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Eye of Horus, please. OK. What's the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33The smallest hardest crossword.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Oh, is that... What's that called?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Next.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Celebrity Squares board.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Is this... Ah. Are they things with increasing numbers of squares? Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Or even decreasing. No, cos Celebrity Squares board has nine.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50And I think smallest hardest crossword is 2x2.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53So I think it's going up. So that's 3x3.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55So it's 4x4, 5x5.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Do you want to go next? Next.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Yeah. Oh, that's 2x2. So it's just a square of some sort.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Erm, yeah. BELL
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Erm, a single square of some sort.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Erm... A square crisp. A square crisp, yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Oh, yes. We've gone with the face of a cube,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17but a simple square is absolutely right. And why is that?
0:14:17 > 0:14:22It is decreasing. So the smallest hardest crossword is 4x4.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24It is, in the Daily Mail. Ah, right.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Celebrity Squares is 3x3 and Battenberg is 2x2,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30so the last one would just be 1x .
0:14:30 > 0:14:33That's right, a very simple grid of 1x1.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I thought you'd be too young to remember Celebrity Squares.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38It was Michael who knew it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Older than I look. THEY LAUGH
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I used to love that show. It was Bob Monkhouse
0:14:43 > 0:14:46and they had celebrities. It was always Kenny Everett
0:14:46 > 0:14:50and Suzanne Danielle, a funny guy and some sexy actress
0:14:50 > 0:14:52you'd never heard of. Yeah.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Definitely time that came back. Pilots, which hieroglyph?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Twisted flax? Twisted flax, please.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01OK. What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Report stage. Could be anything, couldn't it?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Next, please.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Third reading. Reports...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15OK. Report, third reading...
0:15:15 > 0:15:18It being passed? An act being passed?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What are we going to say, an act being passed?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Report stage, third reading.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Pass in the end? Law?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Yeah. Passed into law.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33BELL Passed into law.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Not it, I'm afraid. So I'm going to show the third in the sequence
0:15:36 > 0:15:39to the Globetrotters. We think Royal Assent.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It is Royal Assent.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I think you knew this is the passing of a bill through parliament
0:15:44 > 0:15:47It goes through various readings in both houses,
0:15:47 > 0:15:50but once it's got to consideration of amendments, it's done both
0:15:50 > 0:15:53and Royal Assent is what it needs before it can pass.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55So well done, Globetrotters, for the bonus. What would you like?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58We'll have two reeds, please.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00OK. These are going to be picture clues.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Next, please.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Knees. Dirty knees.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Oh, is it...
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Are they dirty knees? I don't know...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Shall we go next? Yeah. Yeah, next.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Chicks. Oh, it's legs 11.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28So it's... A pair of pants must be...
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Cos legs 11, two fat ladies... Er, two ducks is 22.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36So it's whatever 33 is. OK, so, erm...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I don't know what. Yeah. BELL
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Erm, we think it's bingo slang for 33.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Not the answer, I'm afraid. Possible bonus chance for the Pilots
0:16:47 > 0:16:51For the first one... We'll go for, erm... Legs 11?
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I need an answer. Legs. A pair of legs.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57It is legs 11!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Where you got confused over there, Globetrotters,
0:17:00 > 0:17:03is that that second one is dirty knees for 33.
0:17:03 > 0:17:0733. And I was tempted to think about whether you could have it for legs,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10but the first one wouldn't fit. That first one... I was too distracted
0:17:10 > 0:17:14thinking, "How did they get into my own photo album?" It represents
0:17:14 > 0:17:16droopy drawers, 44. Right.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20So we're coming downwards. Dirty knees, 33, two little ducks, 22
0:17:20 > 0:17:24and then next would be a pair of legs for legs 11 in bingo.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Your turn, Pilots, for the final question, the horned viper.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Left till last again. Why does nobody like this one?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34That's for you. What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Turkana. Ring any bells?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Next, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Malawi.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Countries that have...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50..gained independence?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's a sequence. Malawi's quite an old...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Yeah. Shall we go next? Next, please.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Tanganyika. Are they landlocked
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yeah, but there's a sequence, isn't there? That's the thing.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06So Turkana, Malawi, Tanganyika..
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Somewhere like Ghana, it's gained independence.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14BELL Ghana.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Not the answer, I'm afraid. A bonus chance for you, Globetrotters
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Victoria? Yes? THEY LAUGH
0:18:20 > 0:18:25The answer is Victoria. The answer is Victoria, absolutely right. Why?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28It's the African great lakes in order of increasing size.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32That is it. Africa's largest natural lakes in increasing order of size.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35If you had to, Pilots, if you had to,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38do you think you could land a jumbo jet on one of those?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Erm, if we had to.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44If we had to then I guess we'd have to, yes. And you could.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47You could ditch, certainly. Excellent.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I love pilots who know what they're doing!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53At the end of round two, the Pilots have got eight points,
0:18:53 > 0:18:55the Globetrotters are ahead with ten.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Time for the Connecting Wall now, the frenzied mass of clues
0:19:00 > 0:19:04that need to be sorted into neat little ranks of four by four.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08Pilots, you're going first. Would you like Lion or Water?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I think we'll take the Water Wall, please.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15OK. You have got two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Mrs McClusky. Right. Zammo.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21This is, erm... Grange Hill. Grange Hill.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23So Mr McClusky. Tucker.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Tucker. Roly was.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28And so was Gripper. OK. Shall I go with those?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, go with that. What else have we got? Bulrush, reed...
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Erm... Done it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Morrison, Reed. Oh, Velvet Underground, yeah.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Morrison, Reed, Tucker and Cale
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Fantastic, right. Three strikes and you're out now.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45So, we've got Le Mans. No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49That's a snake, isn't it? Chester-le-Street.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Chester-le-Street, Le Mans.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Bulrush. Are they hieroglyphics
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Hm. I'm not sure.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Wake. Cattail.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Hat...
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Is arrowhead a root or a spice? That's arrowroot.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Oh, right. So a word that goes after? Sedgefield, Chesterfield
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yeah. Mansfield. Hatfield.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Or could be Wakefield. So we've got Hat, Sedge...
0:20:17 > 0:20:19What are the others first?
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Mans... So we're left with bulrush, cattail and arrowhead.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26These could be some kind of reed.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28There's three. We need to make a fourth. Sedge
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Sedge could be... OK. We'll take that one out. Wake.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35And then it could be Chesterfield. Then you've got cattail,
0:20:35 > 0:20:39bulrush, arrowhead and sedge Yeah, shall we do it? Yeah, before...
0:20:39 > 0:20:42That's it. You've solved the wall.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You were just saying, "Before you do that..." It was too late
0:20:45 > 0:20:48he'd solved it. Absolutely. It s good news. Four points immediately.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Let's look for the connections. Mrs McClusky, Roly, Gripper, Zammo.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Characters from Grange Hill. Yes
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Were you fans of Grange Hill? Very much so. Not at all. Really
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I used to love that show. I loved it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03"I really want to help you, Roland." HE LAUGHS
0:21:03 > 0:21:06But already, these seem to me late characters.
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Tucker was a red herring, but that was the glory days. Indeed.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15What about this next one, Tucker, Reed, Cale, Morrison?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17One of my favourite bands, The Velvet Underground.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Ah! Happy with that, Captain? Absolutely.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24But you don't sing them at karaoke? Bit more difficult to sing, I think.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Billy Idol's a lot easier than Lou Reed.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30You should try Metal Machine Music next time. I'll try that one.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I'll look out for that on the internet.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37What about this? Wake, Chester, Hat, Mans.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42They're all places if you put field at the end of it, it makes a town.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44That's right. English towns and cities when you add field.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49And this one, sedge, bulrush, arrowhead, cattail?
0:21:49 > 0:21:55Types of grasses. Sedge grass.. Reeds. Plants.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Well, I'll take it. They're all plants and grasses
0:21:57 > 0:22:00that grow on wetlands, marshlands.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Sedgefield, of course, was the red herring for the previous group.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Tony Blair's old constituency. You didn't fall for it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Four points for the groups, four points for the connections
0:22:09 > 0:22:12and two points for getting it all right. A maximum of ten.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Very well done. Time to bring their opponents in now and give them a fresh connecting wall
0:22:16 > 0:22:19to solve as meticulously as they possibly can.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22That's you, Globetrotters. You've got the Lion Wall to unpick.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Two and a half minutes to do that starting now.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30We've got... Er...
0:22:30 > 0:22:35Yeah, we'll... We've got Schiller, Mann, Hesse. German writers.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37So who's the other one? Grimm?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41There we go. Quaffle and bludger and broomstick are quidditch.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46And snitch. Right, shall we go for that, then? Let's try it
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Beater's bat is the other one. Do you want to do that? Let's look.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Er... OK, so...
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Right, OK. Three strikes and you're out now. Plenty of time.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Snitch, sneak... And grass. Oh, yeah. And shop.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Things you... Right, so let's pause for now, take our time.
0:23:00 > 0:23:04So we've got journalism, graph, synthesis and taxis.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Or tax-is. Oh.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Photosynthesis, photojournalism phototaxis and photograph.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Right, so let's just pause for a minute and just check everything.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17So we've got German writers, authors.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Things in... What's that game? Quidditch. Quidditch. Right.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24And then... Shall we do it? Yeah.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Grass, snitch, shop and sneak.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Happy? Are we sure that's... What are we calling that?
0:23:30 > 0:23:35Erm, ways of... Telling on people. Yeah, exactly. That'll do.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39That's it, you've solved the wall, so four points for the groups
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Let's look for the connections. Hesse, Schiller, Grimm, Mann.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46They're all German writers, authors.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49That is it. All German writers Can you tell me their first names?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Hermann Hesse. Mm-hm.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Mac Schiller, isn't it? It's Friedrich von Schiller.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Jacob Grimm? Brothers Grimm. Yes! It's brothers.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Jacob and Wilhelm. And Thomas Mann.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Thomas Mann, that's it. Manfred
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Yes, Manfred Mann, yeah.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09He wrote funnier stuff. So that's it, German writers.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13The next group, broomstick, quaffle, beater's bat, bludger.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Erm, nominate someone to take it It's equipment that's used
0:24:16 > 0:24:19in the game of quidditch from Harry Potter.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Exactly right. Have you read all the Harry Potters? Not even one
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Haven't read or seen any. I've read all of them. There we go.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Our resident Harry Potter specialist.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30I've read them all. I really enjoyed them.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I get a hard time from my brother, who thinks grownups are not
0:24:33 > 0:24:38supposed to read. Didn't he read them for I've Never Seen Star Wars?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Oh, he might have done, yes. I m sure he would take the opportunity.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I genuinely have never seen Star Wars,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48much to the horror of Only Connect viewers. I have read Harry Potter.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Anyway, let's press on. Grass, shop, snitch, sneak.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55They're all ways of telling on someone, essentially.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Meaning to betray, really, isn't it? That's right.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02And graph, synthesis, journalism, taxis.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05They can all be preceded by photo.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Yes. Photograph, photosynthesis, photojournalism. What's phototaxis?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11It's moving towards light, so growing towards light with plants
0:25:11 > 0:25:13is the usual explanation. That's it.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Responses of cells or organisms to light. Very well done.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Four points for the groups, four more points for the connections
0:25:20 > 0:25:23two points more for getting it all right. That is the maximum of ten.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Let's have a look at the scores
0:25:25 > 0:25:28The Pilots have 18 points,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30the Globetrotters have 20.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34If you'd like to have a go at a Connecting Wall,
0:25:34 > 0:25:37you'll find them on our website, where you can also write your own.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39But we are going to play the Missing Vowels round.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You'll remember this. We've taken the vowels out of sentences,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45sayings or names, squidged up the consonants,
0:25:45 > 0:25:47and I want to know, what are those clues?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53The first category are all...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00BELL Gary Oldman. Correct.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05BELL Christopher Lee. Correct.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12BELL Leslie Nielsen. Correct.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17BELL Bela Lugosi. Correct.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Next category...
0:26:22 > 0:26:26BELL Montego Bay. Correct.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31BELL Dar Es Salaam. Correct.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37BELL Hook Of Holland. Correct.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43BELL Port Said. Correct.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Next category...
0:26:47 > 0:26:51BELL Can We Fix It? From Bob The Builder.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56BELL Hello, Goodbye. The Beatles.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07No? This is Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. Next clue.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13BELL Stay Another Day. From East 17.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Next category...
0:27:18 > 0:27:21BELL Amusement Arcade. Correct.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26BELL Amphitheatre. Correct.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32BELL Opera House. Correct.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37BELL Bingo Hall. Yes, it is.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Next category...
0:27:40 > 0:27:43THEME MUSIC
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Well, that one was black spot, but it's the end of the quiz
0:27:48 > 0:27:52and the Pilots finish with 25 points
0:27:52 > 0:27:55but the winners with 28 are the Globetrotters.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Unlucky, Pilots. Why would you know about ports? Ports?
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Going by boat? Why would anyone do that? We fly over them.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05The 21st century! Who would know?
0:28:05 > 0:28:08What a shame. It was lovely to have you here, Pilots.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11You have been a brilliant team. It's been good fun.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Thank you. Thank you very much for coming and goodbye.
0:28:14 > 0:28:19Globetrotters, you're still in it, still in contention, you could still make the final
0:28:19 > 0:28:23Very well done for putting that back on track. We'll see you again.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Sadly, I'm afraid that's all we've got time for.
0:28:25 > 0:28:29That's actually a lie. We've got plenty of time. We've got all night.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33We cleared our schedules. But this is all they'll broadcast. Aghhh!
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