0:00:21 > 0:00:25Hello and welcome to the Sport Relief special of Only Connect,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27the show that's known as the Olympics of quizzing,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30or at the very least a thorough dope test.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Some very special quizzers have come along to help us try
0:00:33 > 0:00:36and raise money, all noted brainiacs from the field of public endeavour,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38so let's sprint along and meet them.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Not that Only Connect does ever sprint, what with its asthma.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46On my right, Charlie Brooker is a humorist, satirist, critic,
0:00:46 > 0:00:50journalist, author, screenwriter, producer, presenter and broadcaster.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Is there nothing this man can't do?
0:00:52 > 0:00:57Yes. Drive a car. Or pass a spider in a corridor.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ed Smith, the former England cricketer turned sports writer
0:01:00 > 0:01:02and commentator is so multi-talented
0:01:02 > 0:01:04that he's certainly a hero to this show.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07While at Cambridge he got a double first in history
0:01:07 > 0:01:09and a simultaneous sporting blue.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Very much Only Connect's kind of guy, apart from the sporting blue.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14And their captain,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17retired from her previous post as a Radio 4 announcer
0:01:17 > 0:01:20and newsreader, the honey-voiced writer Alice Arnold
0:01:20 > 0:01:23now helps coach potential interviewers on the Today Programme.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26She knows all about tough, stern and occasionally horrible questioning.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Oh, she thinks she does, the show's only just beginning.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32All making a living by the pen rather than the sword,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34they are the Scribblers.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Alice, you captained our Children In Need special,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39it went to a nail-biting tie-break. Did you enjoy it?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40I loved it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44And what I loved most about it was that Clare won because
0:01:44 > 0:01:47it's going to make any journey in the future a whole lot more pleasant.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50She can rub that in for the rest of her life
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- and I'll let her enjoy that. - It might change tonight.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Charlie, people assume you know absolutely everything in the world.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Oh, dear. - How are you against the clock?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Well, not great.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Everything's against the clock, really.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Life is finite, we're all going to die.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Sorry to bring that out at the start of the show.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13But it's true.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Tonight you are facing on my left,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Val McDermid is an award-winning
0:02:18 > 0:02:21and bestselling author who's explored the darker side
0:02:21 > 0:02:22of human nature with novels
0:02:22 > 0:02:25such as Wire In The Blood, The Torment Of Others,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Beneath The Bleeding and the chilling, My Granny Is A Pirate.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Joshua Levine is a writer and historian whose books
0:02:32 > 0:02:35have tackled the pain and conflict of Northern Ireland.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38The desperation of Dunkirk, the dark terror of the Blitz
0:02:38 > 0:02:41and the unrelenting slaughter of the Somme,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44the obvious next in the sequence is Only Connect.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45And their captain,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48such a national treasure that the British Museum
0:02:48 > 0:02:51has applied for Lottery funding to keep her in the country, a writer,
0:02:51 > 0:02:54broadcaster and former amateur jockey who when offered a
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Connecting Wall, never refused the jump, Clare Balding.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Clare has a Tibetan Terrier. Val has a border terrier.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Josh has a cousin called Terry. They are the Terriers.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Clare, you're the face of horse racing...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09That sounds like an insult, it isn't!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Do you think quizzing counts as a sport?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Oh, definitely. I think you have to concentrate extremely hard.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17So a competitive edge, be alert, be fit
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- and not be drunk, so yes, it is a sport.- Excellent.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Val, I know you're a watcher of Only Connect at home.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Are you good at it when you watch it on the sofa?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Probably better on the sofa than I will be today.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34For the benefit of my pub quiz team, I'm excellent at it.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36That's the spirit. As Charlie says, we're all going to die.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41We are trying to raise money for Sport Relief.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Money that you donate will go to help vulnerable people in the UK
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and around the world. So please give something if you can.
0:03:47 > 0:03:53If you are able to make a donation, please phone 03457 910 910.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Or go to the website bbc.co.uk/sportrelief
0:03:57 > 0:03:58We're going to play Round One.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Was it the connection between four apparently random clues?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05And the toss was won by the Terriers. So you'll be going first.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Please choose and Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10We would like Twisted Flax, please.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14What's the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20It could be all sorts of things.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Next.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29What do you get...?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yeah, £10 exists in Monopoly,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33but it's one of those things in
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Community Chest.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Next.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39This is your territory.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Is that the best you can get
0:04:41 > 0:04:42or the lowest you can get?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Next.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Is that third place?- Second place.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49BELL
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Second place.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53They are awarded for coming second.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55You get £10 in Monopoly for second
0:04:55 > 0:04:56prize in a beauty contest.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm interested, Clare, that you
0:04:59 > 0:05:00didn't get it on clue three.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02When you're presenting Crufts,
0:05:02 > 0:05:03you're not paying attention to who comes second.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05No. It's all about the winner.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- All about the top dog. - I genuinely have never noticed.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08That's awful, isn't it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11What the Reserve Best in Show is what we call it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We don't' say second, it's the Reserve Best in Show.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I wonder who's going to be the Reserve Best in Show tonight.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Let's go over to the Scribblers to choose a question.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'll have Horned Viper.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What's the connection between these clues?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Here's the first.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Next.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41It's almost like miracles.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Houdini or somebody.- Next.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Next.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05BELL
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I don't know.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Magical things Houdini did.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, no. That's close.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16You were going in the right direction, but that's not it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Terriers, do you know?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20We think it's the test for a witch.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22That's what it is. It is to do with magic.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's ways of finding out if someone's a witch.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Terriers, you got a bonus point there.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Would you like your own question?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30We would like Lion, please.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31MUSIC NOTE
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Ah, the music question.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36What do these musical clues have in common? Here's the first.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41It's a dangerous place if a wolf should come out of the forest.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Then what would you do?
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Next.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# She wanted to test her husband
0:06:50 > 0:06:54# She knew exactly what to do. #
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Next.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# It was bought of the morn
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Of the day that he was born
0:07:00 > 0:07:04# And was always his treasure and pride. #
0:07:04 > 0:07:06BELL
0:07:06 > 0:07:08We think the link is fairy tales.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I'm afraid it's not fairy tales.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13So, Scribblers, I'm going to play you a bit of the last clue.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Though you maybe far away
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# We think of you. #
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I think it's...
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- That's...- Grandma We Love you.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- So it's not babies. - What's the connection?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Is it the name for a grandmother?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Babushka. Or babies, grandmothers...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Have another go.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Family.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Relations. Grandparents.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39The answer is grandparents.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40That's right for the point.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Very well done.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Your turn for your own question now, Scribblers. What's it to be?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I think we'll have Two Reeds.
0:07:48 > 0:07:49These are going to be picture clues.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52What do they have in common? Here's the first.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Next.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59What's that?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Famous advert for Pears soap.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Next.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18BELL
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Bubbles.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21The answer is bubbles.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22You didn't need to see the last one.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Bubbles the chimp that would have been.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Yes, the famous Pears soap painting, that is called Bubbles.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28And what the first clue?
0:08:28 > 0:08:32For ever blowing bubbles, the West Ham fans song.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34That is it. Very well done.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Coming in after three clues you get two points. It is bubbles.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Back to you Terriers to choose a question, please.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Water, please.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44What do these clues have in common? Here's the first.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Next.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Is that a film or book?
0:08:54 > 0:08:55I don't know.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Next.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Next.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- Three seconds. - Clint Eastwood or something.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24BELL
0:09:26 > 0:09:28No. Scribblers.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Is it misplaced apostrophes?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33It is misplaced apostrophes.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35There shouldn't be on in that "it's".
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Goodness me,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Val, have you just been using the spell check on the computer?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'm ashamed of myself. I'm absolutely mortified.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- We were just thinking too... - It was too obvious.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49You keep asking these obvious questions, we're going to get one.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51This could be the end of my publishing career.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- We all go down together, don't we? - They'll fire me after this.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I just didn't imagine that was going to be...
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Scribblers, you've got the bonus point there.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01And you're going to get the last question of the round. Eye of Hours.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Next.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Next.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Are these things they've turned down?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Oh, could be.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37BELL
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Honours that have been turned down.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42That is exactly what they are.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You didn't need to see Danny Boyle who turned down a knighthood
0:10:44 > 0:10:46after the Olympics.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Those people turned down those honours.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Who's King Oliver?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Oliver Cromwell.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Who was offered the crown and said no.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Winston Churchill, Duke of London.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Do you know about this, Josh?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58He was offered the Dukedom of London?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00He was offered,
0:11:00 > 0:11:03but he was advised by a cousin that he was suppose to turn it down.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05And he very rarely said no to something as well
0:11:05 > 0:11:07when people offered him things.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'm quite surprised he turned that down.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13He wanted to say yes apparently, but people around him said no.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16When he had his mind set on something,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19it took quite an argument to talk him out of it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23There must have been a reason for turning that down.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27All honours that were turned down, very well done, Scribblers.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29That means that at the end of Round One,
0:11:29 > 0:11:32the Terriers have two points, the Scribblers have six.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Before we go on with Round Two, a bit of a reminder why we're here.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43We're trying to raise money for the BBC appeal for Sport Relief.
0:11:43 > 0:11:49If you'd like to make a donation please call 03457 910 910.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Or go to the website bbc.co.uk/sportrelief
0:11:56 > 0:11:58It's time for Round Two, the sequences round.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01This time I want to know what comes fourth in a sequence.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Terriers, you'll be going first again.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Which question would you like? - Twisted Flax.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09What is the fourth in this sequence? Good luck.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Here's the first.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Calories.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Next.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Is it like something what you score in a game.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Super Mario, something like that.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Next.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Something's going to be 100.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42BELL
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Banana = 100.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm afraid that's not the right answer.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Scribblers, there's a chance of a bonus.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Cherries = 100.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57The answer is answer is Cherries = 100.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Well done.- Charlie, don't you have a degree in Pac-Man or something?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04No, I managed to fail a media studies degree by writing
0:13:04 > 0:13:09a dissertation on video games and not checking that that was OK,
0:13:09 > 0:13:13which it wasn't in 1936 when I did it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15And yet how useful here though.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Very good. So you get the bonus point and you get your own question.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- What's it to be?- Water, please.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Here's the first.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Next.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Next.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Something to do with ages.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49So maybe 21, 18, 17, 16, getting married.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51BELL
0:13:51 > 0:13:54We're going to say get married.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56I'll accept it. We had purchase alcohol.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59But I will take get married. It's things you can do at certain ages.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03You can own a shotgun at 15. Buy a National Lottery ticket at 16.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Drive a car on a public highway at 17.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07I wanted something you can do at 18.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10We had purchase alcohol, but you can at that point get married.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I think get married with your parent's consent,
0:14:12 > 0:14:14but without it you have to be 18.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18You're over 17, Charlie, can you drive a car on a public highway?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Not legally, but I could give it a go.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is that one of the rounds?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Well done, you got the point.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Terriers, your turn to choose a question.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Lion, please.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Next.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Don't know.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49I have no idea.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Next.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59What's that?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Oh. One small step for man, one giant for mankind.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09BELL Val.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15That's it. All I wanted to hear was one small step for man.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Absolutely right. What's the sequence?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20What they said when they went to the moon, when they landed on the moon.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23That's it. It is Neil Armstrong's words from the moon.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Very well done.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Scribblers, back to you for a choice.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Horned Viper, please.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Next.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Next.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Three seconds.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Your time's running out.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14BELL
0:16:14 > 0:16:16We think they're chapters...
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I need to know what's fourth in the sequence though.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Oh, yes, that's right, you do.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24No, I can't give you longer than that.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Terriers, do you want to have a go for a bonus point?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Something like, one, two, three, four, five.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31No. Numbers.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I'll take, one, two, three, four, five.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36We put counts, anything that might mean numbers.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38And why?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Genesis. Exodus. Leviticus. - The fourth book of the Bible.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42That's what it is.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Literal translations of the names of the books of the Bible. Well done.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- You a keen Bible reader, Val? - Oh, yes.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Take it to bed with me every night. - Quite right.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Has some very imaginative ways to kill people.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Well, you kept the bonus point and it's your turn to choose a question.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Eye of Hours, please.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Eye of Horus. What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Next.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13First sports question I've had! But still... Next.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, this is going back in order of when they were invented, I think.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Or is it number of people...
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Number of balls involved.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41What do you want to do?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- So, what would be fourth in the sequence?- Golf...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Golf foursomes has two balls, doesn't it?
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Golf foursomes has two balls. So something with four balls.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Croquet. Has croquet got four balls? - I don't know. I'm not posh!
0:17:57 > 0:18:02- Juggling.- Croquet does have four balls, I can except your answer.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05We went with Quidditch but something with four balls.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Cricket is a ball played with one ball, golf foursomes two, English
0:18:09 > 0:18:13billiards three and four balls in play in Quidditch or croquet.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17So, well done. Scribblers, your turn to choose.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19The choice has been made for you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- It's Two Reeds. - These are going to be picture clues.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Oh, I love this question!
0:18:24 > 0:18:28What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Next.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Who is that, is that an actress?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- No K. Keira Knightley or something. - Next.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Who's that?- Judith...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Gloria Hunniford.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05THEY QUIETLY CONFER
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Three seconds.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11No, the time is up. Terriers, can you do it?
0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Can I just say, Val got this after the first picture.- Really?!- Yes.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21It would be something on a calendar representing the first
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- day of the working week. A Monday.- Absolutely.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26We went with the Mappa Mundi.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28But can you explain to the other team why that is?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32The first one is someone being sick minus the K so that's sic.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Then it's a transit van so it's sic transit gloria mundi.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Sic transit gloria mundi - the famous Latin phrase
0:19:38 > 0:19:41"thus passes away the glory of the world."
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Excellent stuff.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43That means at the end of round two,
0:19:43 > 0:19:48the Terriers have eight points, the Scribblers have nine.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Time for the Connecting Wall now
0:19:52 > 0:19:54and the Scribblers will be going first this time.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Scribblers, you have a choice, Lion or Water.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I think we will take Lion, please.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03Lion, 2.5 minutes to solve this wall starting now.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Star Wars, Alien. Ironman.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- These are films.- Species. - Are they films?
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- Yeah, these are sci-fi films.- OK.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Genus... Family...
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- New Model Army, New Seekers.- Yes!
0:20:27 > 0:20:33New Model Army, New Seekers, New Order.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Three strikes and you're out. Choose carefully.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I think Genus and Baby Boomer
0:20:40 > 0:20:43are Trivial Pursuit editions.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Good thinking.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I think.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50And RPM is probably Music.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52And then what would the last lot be?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Kingdom, Lander, Jeeves and Wilde.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57These are all...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06I know it. It's Stephen Fry.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10He's played...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12So RPM is the other thing.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15You've solved the wall with loads of time to spare.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19You get four points and will get more if you tell me the connections.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Species, Alien, Iron Man, Star Wars.
0:21:22 > 0:21:27- They are all sci-fi films. - Sci-fi film series.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Model Army, Edition, Order, Seekers.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32They all have new in front of them.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- New Model Army, New Addition, New Order, New Seekers.- That's right.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37When you put new in front of them they become...
0:21:37 > 0:21:43- Pop groups.- Absolutely. Baby Boomer, RPM, Genus, Family.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- They are all editions of Trivial Pursuit.- Yes, they are.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- And the RPM is...- Music.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53A music one. Quite right. And the last one.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Kingdom, Lander, Jeeves, Wilde.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59They've all been portrayed by Stephen Fry.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02They are all parts taken on television by Stephen Fry.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Very well done.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Four points for the groups, and the connections.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09You get a bonus for getting it all right. That's a maximum of ten.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Time to bring back the Terriers and give them a connecting wall.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I hope what ever they think of it they will be tenacious.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You're getting the Water wall, Terriers,
0:22:18 > 0:22:19because Lion has been taken.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23You have 2.5 minutes to solve it starting now.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Ships. Mary Rose, Victory, Cutty Sark.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Victory might be...
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Belfast, possibly.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Ships in the Thames...
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Leave out Victory, maybe.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43Navy ships. Mary Rose, Victory, Belfast.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47We did Great Britain before.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50We haven't done it with Cutty Sark.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Are you sure we did it with...?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55We've got David Bowie...
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Heroes, Aladdin Sane, Diamond Dogs and Celebrations.- No.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- All Gold.- Was that him?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Definitely that, that.- Diamond Dogs.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09That was a single? No.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14- Lodger.- Was that?- Who knows?- No.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17That, that, that and Diamond Dogs.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Try ships again. HMS Belfast, HMS Victory.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Cutty Sark was...
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Neither was Great Britain or Mary Rose.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36It was SS Great Britain. Chocolate boxes.
0:23:36 > 0:23:43All Gold, Roses, Quality Street And Celebrations. Heroes is one.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Quality Street, Roses, Celebrations.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54No, go that one, that one, that one and that one. No.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55Let's go back to Bowie.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58We've got JM Barrie, Mary Rose,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Admiral Crichton, Peter Pan and...
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Lodger?
0:24:06 > 0:24:13I think Lodger is a Bowie, is it? Aladdin Sane. Heroes.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Mary Rose, Admiral Crichton, Peter Pan... Tonight?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Keep going with that. Heroes...
0:24:29 > 0:24:30OK now!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Heroes, Aladdin Sane, Diamond Dogs...
0:24:33 > 0:24:39Heroes, Roses, All Gold, Celebrations!
0:24:39 > 0:24:44- Well done!- Wow, with seconds to spare you've solved the wall.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Four points. What about the connections?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Belfast, Victory, Great Britain, Cutty Sark.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54They are old ships you can go around, they are restored,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56tourist attraction ships.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59That's exactly what they are. History ships that are now museums.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Mary Rose, Quality Street, The Admiral Crichton, Peter Pan.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Works by JM Barrie. - They are plays by JM Barrie.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11- Heroes, Roses, Celebrations, All Gold.- Chocolates!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Lovely boxes of chocolates and the last group, Aladdin Sane,
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- Diamond Dogs, Tonight, Lodger. - ALL: David Bowie albums.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22They are all albums by David Bowie.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25So, hair-raising against the clock.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30Well done. Val just took over! This, this and stop.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32You get four points for the groups, four for the connections
0:25:32 > 0:25:35a bonus for getting it all right, that's the maximum of ten.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Let's have a look at the scores.
0:25:38 > 0:25:44The Terriers have 18 points, the Scribblers have 19.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Nothing has changed about my appearance!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49And yet something is really uncomfortable.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52If you go to our website you will find a special
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Sport Relief wall to play
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and please do make a donation if you possibly can.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Every penny goes towards helping to transform the unimaginably
0:26:00 > 0:26:04tough lives of people in the UK and around the world.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Speaking of unimaginably tough, it's the missing vowels round.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Teams, we've taken the vowels out of well-known names,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13phrases or sayings, we've squidged up the consonants
0:26:13 > 0:26:17and I want to know what are the hidden clues? Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:17 > 0:26:22The first group are all buried at Pere Lachaise cemetery.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- Jim Morrison.- Correct.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- Edith Piaf.- Yes, it is.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh, no. You lose a point.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Terriers, do you know? Too long.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43It's Gertrude Stein. Next clue.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Oscar Wilde. Correct.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Next category works by Agatha Christie.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Lord Edgware Dies.- Correct.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02One, Two, Buckle My Shoe.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Yes, it is.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09You don't remember
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Ordeal By Innocence. Next clue.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Murders...- No. You lose a point.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Terriers?- A Murder Is Announced.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Next category, similes that contain food.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Cool As A Cucumber.- Correct.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- Keen As Mustard.- That's right.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42This tricky one is Easy As Pie.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Next clue.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48END-OF-ROUND JINGLE
0:27:49 > 0:27:53That one was Flat As A Pancake.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57But after a very impressive round four for you, Val,
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I can tell you that at the end of the quiz,
0:27:59 > 0:28:04Reserve Best In Show with 18 points are the Scribblers.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07But Top Dogs with 25, it's the Terriers.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10Very well done. Well done all of you for great quizzing.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Well done for coming along and giving your time to
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Sport Relief, thank you so much.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17Please do make a donation
0:28:17 > 0:28:20if you can possibly afford to in these straitened times
0:28:20 > 0:28:24but now as the Sport Relief special makes a final victory
0:28:24 > 0:28:28lap of the stadium draped in the Union Jack, quizzers will
0:28:28 > 0:28:32immediately infer the stadium must be at sea or I'd have said Union flag.
0:28:32 > 0:28:37Metaphorically at sea or literally, an Atlantis of sport where foot,
0:28:37 > 0:28:39fin and synapse are as one,
0:28:39 > 0:28:41where we play basketball with the octopus
0:28:41 > 0:28:44and do crosswords with dolphins - an impossible dream?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47They said that about spreadable butter. Goodbye!