0:00:20 > 0:00:24Hello and welcome to the final of Only Connect.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Like a massive 13 course banquet,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30another series comes to an end with a feeling of exhaustion,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33satisfaction and me belching quietly in a corner.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Can our sated quizzers stuff down one more round of petits fours,
0:00:37 > 0:00:41or will they find the truffles and brandy snaps of connectivity
0:00:41 > 0:00:44as nauseating as an overextended metaphor?
0:00:44 > 0:00:45LAUGHTER
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Let's meet our finalists.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49On my right, Douglas Thompson,
0:00:49 > 0:00:53an English graduate who once broke his arm for the second time
0:00:53 > 0:00:56by demonstrating how he broke it the first time.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Khuram Rashid,
0:00:58 > 0:01:01a technology officer with a passion for the Victoria tube line,
0:01:01 > 0:01:05who spent three years dying his hair every colour of the rainbow.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08And their team captain, Mark Seager,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09an award-winning pool player
0:01:09 > 0:01:12who once got stuck in a lift for half an hour.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14United by a love of the continent
0:01:14 > 0:01:16and a fear of the incontinent,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18they are the Europhiles.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Welcome to the final, Mark.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21How are you feeling about tonight's game?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23We're feeling quite confident,
0:01:23 > 0:01:27because we've been able to survive some very nasty rounds
0:01:27 > 0:01:31in the past and we're due, by the law of averages,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33to be able to get a question right
0:01:33 > 0:01:35at some point.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- That's all you can ask.- Yeah.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39In this final, you will be facing,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41On my left, Hamish Galloway,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44a cricket fan and maths graduate who is an enthusiastic member
0:01:44 > 0:01:48of the Institute and Faculty of Actuaries.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Nick Latham, a lighting director
0:01:49 > 0:01:51whose greatest ambition is to
0:01:51 > 0:01:53complete the Monopoly pub crawl in London.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56He tried it once, got as far as Trafalgar Square
0:01:56 > 0:01:59and was too incapacitated to go further.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01As their captain, Davina Galloway,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04a Scrabble enthusiast who loves The Wombles,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07music quizzes and her team-mates.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09United by their family tree,
0:02:09 > 0:02:10they are the Relatives.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Congratulations on reaching the final.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14How do you think the family relationships
0:02:14 > 0:02:15will hold up under the strain?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Well, we're a no blame culture
0:02:17 > 0:02:19unless they get a question wrong.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21I believe we've got a bit of
0:02:21 > 0:02:23an Only Connect first here,
0:02:23 > 0:02:26because these two teams already met in your first heat.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Do you have fond memories of that game?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Yes. No.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31LAUGHTER
0:02:31 > 0:02:34As I remember it, one of these two teams won the first heat
0:02:34 > 0:02:36and I'm assuming one of the teams will win it again. But which?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39We won't find out unless we play the quiz.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41So, let's kick on with Round One.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42What is the connection between
0:02:42 > 0:02:44four apparently random clues?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Relatives, you won the toss,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48but you've decided to put the Europhiles in first.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51So, Mark, please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Twisted Flax, please.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57OK, the first question of the final will be the Twisted Flax.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59What is the connection between these clues?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Here's the first.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Principalities.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Small countries.- Yeah. Next.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Stoccarda. Do you know what that is?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13No, it sounds like a music term, though.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15You might be thinking of staccato.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18But it could be another one. Next.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Colonia. That sounds like... Is that fiction?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It sounds like a fiction.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- I don't know.- Next.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Berlino.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Are they, like...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Are they...
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Oh, Colonia...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Three seconds.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41BELL
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Are these Spanish names
0:03:45 > 0:03:49for residents of various cities?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52They are not Spanish names for residents.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, Relatives, you've got the chance of a bonus point.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I was going for them being Roman provinces or names
0:03:59 > 0:04:04given by the Romans to peoples outside the Roman Empire.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05That's not it either.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You were thrashing around in the
0:04:07 > 0:04:08right direction, Europhiles,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10and you've edged a bit closer.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12If you were a team of six, you'd be nearly there,
0:04:12 > 0:04:13if I gave you another go.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15They're Italian names
0:04:15 > 0:04:17for German cities.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Monaco is the trick.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20It's not Monaco,
0:04:20 > 0:04:22it's the Italian word for Munich.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Stoccarda is Stuttgart,
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Colonia Cologne, of course,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27and Berlino Berlin.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30OK, Relatives, your turn to choose a question.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Eye of Horus, please.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34The Eye of Horus. What is the connection between these clues?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Here's the first.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Take another one.- Next, please.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Moroccan seaport. Town.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, don't know.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- The Rabat.- Go next.- Say next.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Next, please.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Is it types of fruit?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Jaffa, maybe.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Chinese civil servant is mandarin...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Do you want to go for that?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07SHE SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'd go for it now.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11BELL
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We think they're types of fruit.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Like a mandarin, Jaffa oranges.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'll accept it. They gave their names to different types of fruit.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Citrus fruit, in fact. It's even more specific than that.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Last one would have been Clement Rodier,
0:05:23 > 0:05:25who devised the clementine.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26He worked in an orphanage
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and sort of created the clementine
0:05:28 > 0:05:30using trees in the garden.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31So, well done, you get two points.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Europhiles, your chance to choose a question.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Lion, please.- Lion.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37What's the connection between
0:05:37 > 0:05:39these picture clues?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Here's the first.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43It's the Dalai Lama and...
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- That's Mahatma Gandhi.- Oh, yes!
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Sorry! Is that oil? Next.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- OK, that's...- Is that Vera Duckworth?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Yes. What's that on the left?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59It's a veranda or something.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, Vera, veranda.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh, so that's Gandhi...
0:06:03 > 0:06:07That's ghi, isn't it? Next.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11That's a cocktail and a coat-tail?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oh, a coconut!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- They begin with the same three letters?- Yes.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16BELL
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Each pair of pictures begins with
0:06:19 > 0:06:20the same three letters.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Each pair of pictures does NOT begin with the same three letters,
0:06:23 > 0:06:25so I'll show the fourth clue to
0:06:25 > 0:06:27the Relatives for a possible bonus point.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Times of the day.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Absolutely not times of the day.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I thought you were going to get this one, Europhiles.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You recognised the veranda, what about the lady next to it?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's Vera.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Vera.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41So, how do you get from veranda to Vera?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Ver-and-a.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44You take out the word "and",
0:06:44 > 0:06:45as you do to get from Gandhi to ghi,
0:06:45 > 0:06:49from shandy to shy - a coconut shy -
0:06:49 > 0:06:50and from panda to Pa Larkin.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52OK, Relatives,
0:06:52 > 0:06:53your turn to choose a question.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Two Reeds, please.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Two Reeds.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58What's the connection between these clues?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Here's the first.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I Puritani.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Next, please.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Children of the New Forest.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Is that The Borrowers?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I don't know.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14OK, we'll take the next.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Next, please.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Is that a painting?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Shall we go for the next? - Go for the next.- Next, please.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Witchfinder General.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31That was MacArthur.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Which one did you know?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Just...- No, just...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39BELL
0:07:39 > 0:07:41We'll just go for paintings, please.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Not paintings, I'm afraid.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45So there's a bonus chance for you now, Europhiles.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46I think they're
0:07:46 > 0:07:48historical paintings by Delacroix.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50That's not it.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52The children of the New Forest is actually a book.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55These are all things connected with
0:07:55 > 0:07:57the English Civil War.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I Puritani is an opera, Bellini opera, with a libretto
0:08:00 > 0:08:02based on a French book about the Cavaliers and the Roundheads.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Children of the New Forest, a novel
0:08:04 > 0:08:06set in the English Civil War.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07And When Did You Last See Your Father?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09That is a painting showing, I think,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11the son of a Royalist being
0:08:11 > 0:08:13questioned by a parliamentarian.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15And the Witchfinder General?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Matthew Hopkins. Matthew Hopkins,
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Witchfinder General.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19So, your turn, Europhiles.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20What would you like?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21- Water, please.- OK.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- NOTES PLAY - Oh, it's the music question.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25What connects these music clues?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Here's the first.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Do you know what that is?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- It's familiar.- Religious music.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Could be Miserere or something.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40OK. Next.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# When Lester took him a wife... #
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oh, is this Strange Fruit?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# Arm and arm went black and white... #
0:08:47 > 0:08:49It sounds like Billie Holiday. Next.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Gonna be some sweet sounds
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Coming down... #
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I think this is Lionel Richie. I'm not sure. Next.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00# Did you write the book of love... #
0:09:00 > 0:09:01That's American Pie.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# Do you have faith in God above... #
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Three seconds.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# If the Bible... #
0:09:07 > 0:09:08No, that's it. Time is up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11So there's a bonus chance for you, Relatives.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13We think they're songs
0:09:13 > 0:09:15written about other people.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Tributes to other people.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Well, that's right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Again, you could be more specific.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22They were tributes songs to Marvin Gaye,
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Nightshift by the Commodores.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25That's it. They're tributes to dead people
0:09:25 > 0:09:27who were also musicians.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29So American Pie, that's Don McLean
0:09:29 > 0:09:30singing about Buddy Holly.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Did you recognise the first piece?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, unfortunately.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37That is Josquin's elegy for Johannes Ockeghem.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38What about the second one?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- We'll go onto the third one, if you like.- What's the third one?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Nightshift by the Commodores, which is about...- Marvin Gaye.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Marvin Gaye and Jackie Wilson. That's it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49The second one was Goodbye Pork Pie Hat -
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Joni Mitchell singing about Lester Young.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53So you get the bonus point, Relatives,
0:09:53 > 0:09:55and you get the last question,
0:09:55 > 0:09:56which is the Horned Viper.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What's the connection between these clues?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Here's the first.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03The beast. It's got a number.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Next, please.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Small letters.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11SHE SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I don't know the number of the monk. Try next.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- Next, please. - Why are they all small letters?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Don't know. The prose...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I don't know that.- No, try...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Next, please.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28SHE SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:10:28 > 0:10:31The beast, the monk, the prose and the passion.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I can only guess the Passion is of Christ, but...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38BELL
0:10:38 > 0:10:39- Do you want to?- No, you...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41To do with Christ.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42They are NOT all to do with Christ.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Europhiles, you have the chance of a bonus point.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46The name of.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48No, that's not it either.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49I must say, teams,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I'm disappointed you didn't get this.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52I'm going to read you a quote.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55We haven't heard this in full in nine series,
0:10:55 > 0:10:56so let's have it now.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58This is Margaret Schlegel in Howards End.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02"Only connect, that was the whole of her sermon.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04"Only connect the prose and the passion
0:11:04 > 0:11:06"and both will be exalted
0:11:06 > 0:11:08"and human love will be seen at its height.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09"Live in fragments no longer.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11"Only connect, and the beast and the monk,
0:11:11 > 0:11:15"robbed of the isolation that is life to either, will die."
0:11:15 > 0:11:17From which we take our name.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18It is the things that
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Margaret Schlegel dreams of connecting
0:11:22 > 0:11:24in the EM Forster novel Howards End.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26What?
0:11:26 > 0:11:27LAUGHTER
0:11:27 > 0:11:28So, at the end of Round One,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30the Europhiles have yet to score,
0:11:30 > 0:11:31the Relatives have three points.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35On to Round Two, sequences.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39This time, the teams must work out the connections and then tell me
0:11:39 > 0:11:40what comes fourth in a sequence.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Europhiles will be going first this time.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What will be fourth in this sequence?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Here's the first.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Do you know what it is?- No.- Next.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01English. Second...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03HE SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:12:03 > 0:12:05English, OK.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Not seeing anything. Next.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Japanese...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, is it... Is that...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22THEY SPEAK INAUDIBLY
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Five seconds.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Catalan?- Basque.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31BELL
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Basque.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Another bonus chance for you, Relatives.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Hamish?- We'll go eg Kiwi. Or Maori.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No, I can't take those either.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I would have taken Arabic,
0:12:43 > 0:12:44I would have taken Hebrew,
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yiddish, Persian, Syriac.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'll tell you why.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52It's to do with the direction in which these languages are written.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Imagine you're going round a clock face.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Hanuno'o, if that's how you say it,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58is written bottom to top.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59English left to right,
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Japanese top to bottom.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02So I want to hear something
0:13:02 > 0:13:04that's written right to left -
0:13:04 > 0:13:06backwards - for example, Arabic.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07That's what I was looking for there.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Welcome to the final. Isn't it horrid?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12OK, Relatives, your turn.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Eye of Horus, please.- Eye of Horus.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Here's the first.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22THEY SPEAK INAUDIBLY
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Take the next.- Take the next. - Next, please.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- What's that? An L? - Yeah, I don't know.- Any idea?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Nothing at all.- Next, please.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- What have you got? - I haven't got anything.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Medium or large?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah, that's the only thing I'm going with.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Small, medium and large.- So XL?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50I would say large X, small L.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Just go XL.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56BELL
0:13:56 > 0:13:58XL?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01So a bonus chance for you now, Europhiles.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Is it a capital L?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05It's not a capital L.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09- Nobody here keen on physics? - ALL: No.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10These are quantum numbers,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12going backwards towards
0:14:12 > 0:14:14the principal quantum number,
0:14:14 > 0:14:15which is represented by n.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Not entirely sure
0:14:16 > 0:14:18what the sequence is,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20but I'm reliably informed they're
0:14:20 > 0:14:23getting more quantumy each time. So the most quantumy
0:14:23 > 0:14:25of quantum numbers would be represented by an n.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28OK, Europhiles, your turn to choose.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- OK, Water, please.- Water.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What will be fourth in this sequence?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Here's the first.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39THEY SPEAK INAUDIBLY
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Next.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- Guiteau. You know what that is?- No.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- No?- It's somebody, but I can't remember who.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Next.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Czolgoz.- Oh, um...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Lethal assassins of US presidents.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- So it's...- John Wilkes Booth?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- No, it's Oswald.- Oswald? OK.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00BELL
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oswald.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03You're off the blocks at last.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04The answer is Oswald.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06And what's the reason?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's assassins of US presidents
0:15:08 > 0:15:09and Oswald killed Kennedy.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11That's it. Presidential assassins
0:15:11 > 0:15:14in chronological order. Well done.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Back to you, Relatives, for a choice.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Twisted Flax, please.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Twisted Flax.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21These are going to be picture clues.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23What would you expect to see in the fourth picture?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Here's the first.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29That's gold.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Gold? Oh, yeah.- In the thing, so...
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Next, please.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38They haven't given us...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42A valley. Golden spear.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Is it from Jerusalem?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Next, please.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53That's Siegfried & Roy, isn't it?
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Siegfried & Roy.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56So which one's Roy?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- Is that Roy or Siegfried? - Siegfried, I'm guessing.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Then it's...- Three seconds.- It's...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04BELL
0:16:04 > 0:16:05I'll ask you to answer.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08It's the four things
0:16:08 > 0:16:11in the Ring Cycle. So it's the...
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I need an answer.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16It's Der Rosenkavalier.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Europhiles, there's a bonus chance.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Is it Gotterdammerung?
0:16:22 > 0:16:23It is Gotterdammerung.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26You're absolutely right that it is the Ring Cycle,
0:16:26 > 0:16:27but next is Gotterdammerung.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28So, well done, Europhiles,
0:16:28 > 0:16:30you get the bonus point there
0:16:30 > 0:16:32and you get the chance to choose a question.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36What would be the fourth in this sequence?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Here's the first.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Kabul. Could be anything.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, isn't Afghanistan first alphabetically?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44OK, yes.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46So it would be Andorra la Vella?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48OK. Next.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53It's Albania. So, yes, it would be...
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Then it's Algeria,
0:16:54 > 0:16:55- then it's Andorra.- OK.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56BELL
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Andorra la Vella.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You should have come in after one clue.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01It is Andorra la Vella.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03And why is that?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05These are the capitals of the first four countries
0:17:05 > 0:17:07if you put all the countries in the world alphabetically.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09That's absolutely right.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11The capitals of Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria
0:17:11 > 0:17:14and the next alphabetically would be Andorra
0:17:14 > 0:17:15and its capital Andorra City,
0:17:15 > 0:17:17or Andorra la Vella.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Very well done. OK, Relatives,
0:17:18 > 0:17:19one question left for you.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21It's the Lion.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Here's the first.
0:17:24 > 0:17:284th - play slowly...
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Next, please.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Adagio. It's adagio.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Play slowly...- Yeah, next. - Next, please.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Lend to... Lent.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Something Len. It's Len,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- so put something... Have Len Fairclough.- OK.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52BELL
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Len Fairclough?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56That's not it, I'm afraid.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58There's a bonus chance for you, Europhiles.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Lego.- Lego?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03And why would that be?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Play slowly is largo,
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Trellick Tower is Erno Goldfinger,
0:18:09 > 0:18:11something bestowed is a legacy.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Aw. You see, you're edging around
0:18:14 > 0:18:16in such a good way,
0:18:16 > 0:18:18but then you veered off down a different track.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Play slowly is largo,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Trellick Tower architect is Goldfinger,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24something bestowed is a grant,
0:18:24 > 0:18:27like Red Grant in From Russia with Love.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28We're talking about Bond villains!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31We're going backwards towards Dr No.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I wanted to hear something
0:18:33 > 0:18:35indicating a negative response.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36So no points there.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Looking at the scores at the end of Round Two,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40the Relatives have three points,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42the Europhiles have six.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Time now for a gruesome pair of final Connecting Walls.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50And the first will be offered to you, Relatives.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Would you like Lion or Water?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Lion, please.- OK.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57You have two and a half minutes
0:18:57 > 0:18:59to solve the final Lion wall.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Starting now.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Beast, Eats. They're anagrams.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Take them...- Seat.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10There's six of them.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Well, find the other two, please.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Let's try them...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22You try them while we look at other things.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Have you gone through them all yet?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- You can...- We are, we are.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36We're not seeing anything.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Thank you, OK.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Tom's Diner, Tom...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Sate is backwards.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49SEAT is a type of car.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Ship, it's an anagram of ship.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Love's got room...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55There's nothing at tennis.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Toms...
0:19:57 > 0:19:58I don't know what Tom is.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Smot backwards.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02That's the word backwards.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05That's a word backwards.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08That is teas backwards.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10No, it's not.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Smot...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Keep going for other things.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17We are. We are trying.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23SHE SPEAKS INAUDIBLY
0:20:23 > 0:20:25That's what I'm trying to think of.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29What's that? Which is that?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Rhos?- Rhos...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34That sounds like another word.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Phis.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Etas, Seat, SEAT.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Love, Pate...- Psis.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Psis.- File, Room, Toms.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49What's the other one we had?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I don't know. Moor.
0:20:52 > 0:20:5430 seconds now.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Take them off.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Rhos sounds like something else,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Psis sounds like something else.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10E-T-A, that's not...
0:21:10 > 0:21:11I'm pretty sure
0:21:11 > 0:21:12that's a Greek letter.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ten seconds.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Three strikes in five seconds.
0:21:22 > 0:21:23That's it. Your time is up,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25the wall has frozen,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27but you found two groups, so that's two points.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29What about the connections?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31East, Eats, Seta, Teas.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33They're all anagrams of the same letters.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36That's it. They're anagrams of each other.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37And the next group -
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Rhos, Psis, Phis, Etas.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41More than one Greek letter.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43They are plurals of Greek letters.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45You can get points for the connections in the groups
0:21:45 > 0:21:48you didn't find. So let's resolve the wall.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Kite, Seat, Room, File.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Box.- You can put box in front of all of them.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Box kite, box seat, box room, box file.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57That's it. And the last one,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Pate or Pate, Love, Toms, Mize.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02They're American golfers.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04They're American Major-winning golfers.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06So two points for the groups you found
0:22:06 > 0:22:08and four points for the connections. That's a total of six.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Time to bring in the Europhiles, give them an equally horrible
0:22:11 > 0:22:14final Connecting Wall and see what they can do with it.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's the Water wall for you, Europhiles.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You have, of course, two and a half minutes
0:22:18 > 0:22:21to solve it, starting now.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Right, OK.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25We've got anagrams again.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Spot, Post, Stop, Tops.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Is that all?- Oh, hang on...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Pots, Tops, Stop, Post.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Try without Post.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Try without Stop.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Try without Tops.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh, there's Opts as well, yes.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Oh, that's Wart...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50OK, shall we come back to that?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52OK, Mole?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Oh, is there units of measurement?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Like Mole or...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK, Test, Pock.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Pockmark!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Pockmark, postmark...
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Pole mark?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Pots mark?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Stop mark?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Test and Race and Post are
0:23:17 > 0:23:20all stages in sporting competition.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Race, Post.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Where's Test?- You've already...
0:23:24 > 0:23:25No, no. What's Test?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Cricket.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28But that's not a stage.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Hole.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Hole, Pole, Mole...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38OK, second post, second rate,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41second test...
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Second pole?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Where's pole?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Pole position.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh, Poll could be part of a...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Race, Post.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02OK. Mast, Prop.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, prop is a...
0:24:06 > 0:24:09THEY SPEAK INAUDIBLY
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Stop, Spot, Pots...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Post, Stop, Opts.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Try them with Opts, cos we didn't spot it.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Last post?
0:24:27 > 0:24:2820 seconds.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Could be Hole and Test are...
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- Ten seconds.- Parts of sport again.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Prop... Oh, Prop, Mast...
0:24:46 > 0:24:47That's it, you're out of time.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Bamboozled by the wall and I can't say I blame you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52But that is OK, cos you can still get up to four points
0:24:52 > 0:24:55for connections in the groups you didn't find.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57So, let's resolve the wall.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00There we go. Opts, Stop, Tops, Pots.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02They're all anagrams of each other.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Those are the ones that are anagrams of each other.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06And the next one -
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Post, Mast, Prop, Pole.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- They'll all, like... - Freestanding wooden...
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Things for supporting things.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15They're supporting structures.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17That's it.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18And the next one -
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Rate, Race, Hole, Test.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- No.- You can put "card" after all of them.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Rate card, racecard,
0:25:27 > 0:25:29hole card, test card.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31And the last group -
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Spot, Wart, Mole, Pock.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Things you may find on your face.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Pockmark, a mole, a wart, a spot.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38That's it.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Literally like a description of me
0:25:39 > 0:25:40before I go into make-up.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42They're skin blemishes.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44No points for the groups, unfortunately,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46but you do get three points for the connections.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Let's have a look at the scores going into the Final Round.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52The Relatives have nine points,
0:25:52 > 0:25:55the Europhiles have nine points.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Now, here is a thing that I've just found out. We've got a website!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm so sorry I didn't mention that before! I've only just heard.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02But it's not too late.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04You can go there, you can play walls,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07you can write your own... It sounds brilliant!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I'm going to hurry away and do that straight after the show.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14But first, let's decide the champion of the series.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Fingers on buzzers, teams.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19The first group are all people
0:26:19 > 0:26:21who have switched on
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Blackpool illuminations.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28- Europhiles.- Steps.- Correct.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Europhiles.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33- The Stig.- Correct.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Relatives.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- Red Rum. - Not a person that time. Correct.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Europhiles.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Kermit the Frog.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Nor that time. Correct.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Next category -
0:26:44 > 0:26:46mothers and daughters.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Europhiles.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Tippi Hedren and Melanie Griffith.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Correct.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Europhiles?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Lois and Meg Griffin.- Yes.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10An older one here.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12It is Queen Telephassa and Europa.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Next clue.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23No? Maureen O'Sullivan and Mia Farrow.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Next category, they are represented by or abbreviated to
0:27:26 > 0:27:29consecutive letters of the alphabet.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Europhiles?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Joule and Kelvin.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38For J and K. Correct.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Europhiles?
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Austria and Belgium.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46A and B. Correct.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:53 > 0:27:55No time to give me that last one.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Uranium and vanadium.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01But that bell means it's the end of the quiz.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04And, after a brilliant run, finishing in honourable
0:28:04 > 0:28:06second place with ten points,
0:28:06 > 0:28:08it's the Relatives.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09But our winners,
0:28:09 > 0:28:11with 16 points, are the Europhiles.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Many congratulations to you guys.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16And to you guys,
0:28:16 > 0:28:18you've also quizzed very well.
0:28:18 > 0:28:19Brilliant stuff.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22So, we have new champions and, in a moment,
0:28:22 > 0:28:25we'll have our fantastic closing ceremony.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27But first, I need to tell you that
0:28:27 > 0:28:30that was our last show for BBC Four.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31Like 16th century explorers,
0:28:31 > 0:28:34we're setting sail for distant lands,
0:28:34 > 0:28:35in our case BBC Two, where we're
0:28:35 > 0:28:37hoping to plunder the local gold
0:28:37 > 0:28:40and spread disease among the natives.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43But I can't deny, I'm a bit worried I'm going to get eaten.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Thank you for watching.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47See you on the other side.