0:00:20 > 0:00:24Hello. Are you lost? Come in.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Come into this weird little room.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29We're going to play a game called Only Connect.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33I'm going to ask some questions and you won't know any of the answers.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36But that's OK. There are no prizes, I can't hear you
0:00:36 > 0:00:39and consciousness is finite, so nothing matters anyway.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Let's meet the teams.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44On my right - Douglas Thompson,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47an Oxford English graduate who can name every king and queen
0:00:47 > 0:00:51of the British monarchy and was once caught up in a Turkish rebellion.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Khuram Rashid, an English and drama graduate
0:00:54 > 0:00:56who is attempting to break a world record
0:00:56 > 0:00:59by travelling through every London Tube station
0:00:59 > 0:01:01in the fastest possible time.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03And their captain, Mark Seager,
0:01:03 > 0:01:08a modern languages graduate who once scored minus 200%
0:01:08 > 0:01:11on an exam he sat on a student exchange programme in Belgium.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14United by their passion for all things European,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16they are the Europhiles.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18So, Mark, what's your favourite thing about Europe?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I think the fact that you've got so many countries in a relatively small
0:01:22 > 0:01:29area that have all got very diverse sort of cultures and things going on.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And what are the main diversities between, say,
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Belgium and Luxembourg?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37I've not made it to Luxembourg yet, so I wouldn't be able to comment.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Although I did once have a Luxembourgeoise housemate
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- and she said it was basically just an extension of Belgium.- Excellent.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And the first time "Luxembourgeoise" has been said on the show,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- so congratulations for that.- Really?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Good luck tonight.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55You will be facing, on my left, Hamish Galloway,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57a Cambridge maths graduate and fellow of
0:01:57 > 0:01:59the Institute and Faculty of Actuaries,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03who came second in a national maths competition at the age of 15.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Nick Latham, an Arsenal supporter who enjoys live music
0:02:06 > 0:02:08and once attended 40 gigs in one year.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And their captain, Davina Galloway,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14a civil servant and magistrate who met her
0:02:14 > 0:02:18husband Hamish at a music quiz and was once bitten by a scorpion.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21United by their DNA, they are the Relatives.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Although I am hoping that Mr and Mrs Galloway aren't united by their DNA.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Tell us, Davina, how you are all related.- Nicholas is my son.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I'm the only person that calls him Nicholas, but Nicholas is my son
0:02:32 > 0:02:34and Hamish is my husband.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36And do you think we will be seeing family bickering tonight?
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Absolutely.- I'll look forward to that. Let's start the quiz.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44In Round One, I simply want to know what is the connection
0:02:44 > 0:02:47between four apparently random clues, but the fewer clues the teams
0:02:47 > 0:02:50need to see before getting the right answer, the more points they get.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Relatives, you won the toss so you'll be going first.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Twisted Flax, please.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Twisted Flax.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00What is the connection between these clues?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Here's the first.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Take next.- Next, please.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10A tub of Vitalite.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12THEY CONFER
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Take the next one.- Next, please.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23"Nuclear power? No thanks." So that's a symbol with the...
0:03:23 > 0:03:26THEY CONFER
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Next, please.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Flag of Argentina.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34THEY CONFER
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Five seconds.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40A circle. Things in a circle.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42BELL
0:03:42 > 0:03:44They've got circles in the middle of them.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's not the answer, I'm afraid,
0:03:46 > 0:03:47so I'll go to the Europhiles
0:03:47 > 0:03:48for a possible bonus point.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Do they all have the sun on them?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Or depictions of the sun.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53They have pictures of the sun
0:03:53 > 0:03:54with a face on it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55They all have that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58But they do all feature the sun, yes. The Teletubbies do.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59A tub of Vitalite has got the sun
0:03:59 > 0:04:01with a pair of sunglasses, I think.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03As John Finnemore would say,
0:04:03 > 0:04:04to protect it from what? Itself?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And "Nuclear power? No thanks"
0:04:06 > 0:04:08was a badge, wasn't it?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09With the sun. It said that on it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12The flag of Argentina has the sun on some stripes.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15So you get the bonus point, Europhiles. And you get the chance
0:04:15 > 0:04:16to choose your own hieroglyph.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Water, please.- Water.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19What is the connection
0:04:19 > 0:04:21between these clues?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Here's the first.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28New Year: 1am. Anything? Next.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Chinese New Year: 1am.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Something that happens.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36It could be time zones.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Different time zones.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I suppose so, yes.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40New Year: 1am here would be
0:04:40 > 0:04:43back in the Atlantic somewhere. Next.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Diwali: 1am.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I don't know what this is.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Shall we take the next one?
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Does anything happen in Diwali?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- I don't know.- Next.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57November: midnight.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Five seconds.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03No. We don't know.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Don't know, so a possible
0:05:04 > 0:05:06bonus chance for the Relatives now.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07It's the latest you're allowed
0:05:07 > 0:05:09to let off fireworks in the UK.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10That is it. That is when the
0:05:10 > 0:05:13letting off of fireworks must stop.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14It's the moment when the fun stops
0:05:14 > 0:05:15on all those
0:05:15 > 0:05:17firework-friendly occasions.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You get the bonus, Relatives,
0:05:19 > 0:05:20and you may now choose a question.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Eye of Horus, please.- OK.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24What connects these clues?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25The time starts now.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30That's a sort of "b" symbol.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Next.- Next, please.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37I have no idea what that is.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38So I would take another one.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Next, please.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hugh Laurie's sporting prize.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47He was a rower in the boat race.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48But...
0:05:49 > 0:05:54Is that...he got his oars? I imagine he got an oar.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Whether that fits in with anything else, I don't know.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Take the next one.- Next, please.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Rare steak. Blue.- Five seconds.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03So you've got blue. It's blue.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04BELL
0:06:04 > 0:06:06We think they're all blue.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08The answer is blue.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Yes, Hugh Laurie got a blue
0:06:09 > 0:06:11for rowing when he was at Cambridge.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Rare steak is known as blue.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14A blue note is flattened.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16And what about the second one?
0:06:16 > 0:06:17- Polyommatus icarus.- No idea.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's the common blue butterfly.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24They are all blue, so well done. And, Europhiles, it's your turn.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27CHIME
0:06:27 > 0:06:28The music question.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29You'll be shouting, "Next,"
0:06:29 > 0:06:31when you want to hear
0:06:31 > 0:06:32the next clue this time.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Here's the first.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# I'll do graffiti if you sing to me in French. #
0:06:36 > 0:06:37This is Maximo Park.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40It's called Graffiti. Next, please.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42MUSIC: "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That's... It's umlauts. It's umlauts.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46There's one above the I in Maximo.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47OK.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49BELL
0:06:49 > 0:06:51These acts all have
0:06:51 > 0:06:53an umlaut in their name.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54That's absolutely right.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Coming in after two clues,
0:06:55 > 0:06:56you get three points.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Gratuitous umlauts.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59You heard, I think you said,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Maximo Park and Motorhead.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02You would have heard
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Blue Oyster Cult,
0:07:04 > 0:07:05or perhaps Oe-yster Cult,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08and the last one would have been Spinal Tap.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Back to you, Relatives, for a choice.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11A Horned Viper, please.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Horned Viper.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14This is the picture question,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15so you'll be seeing pictures.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18What connects them? Here's the first.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Right, I don't know what that is.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Next, please.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30That's the computer that took on people on Jeopardy.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33But what it's called, I don't know.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Go for next.- Next, please.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38That's Lucy Liu.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41She's Watson in Elementary.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Try it again then.- Next, please.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Oh, it's Watson. - It is Watson. Yeah, take it.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51BELL
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Watson.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54The answer is Watson.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Yes, that Emma Watson in the last picture.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And you recognised Lucy Liu playing
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Dr Joan Watson in Elementary.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02A revolutionary feminist move.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04They actually cast a woman
0:08:04 > 0:08:06to play the...submissive assistant.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10And the second one, Watson is the name, of course,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13of the computer quiz contestant who played on Jeopardy.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15They brought that computer in to try
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Only Connect. It simply exploded.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Do you want to have a guess now
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- at the first one?- I was wondering
0:08:19 > 0:08:21whether it was Crick and Watson.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23But something to do with the DNA.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24You're basically right.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25It's the base pair.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27The Watson and Crick base pair.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30It is named after those people. So very well done.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And one question remains. It'll be
0:08:32 > 0:08:34the Lion for you, Europhiles.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Your time starts now.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Croatian tennis player. Next.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46The UAE. Don't know how that connects with Goran...
0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's in seven parts, isn't it?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- He doesn't.- He doesn't, no.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Next.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Unimaginative. Oh.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Goran was sometimes called Boring Goran.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I don't know how that connects with the UAE.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Next.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Verisimilitude.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- OK, so real appearance.- Five seconds.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17No? No.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Don't know it. So it's the last
0:09:19 > 0:09:21bonus chance of the round.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Have they got either asteroids
0:09:23 > 0:09:26or maybe people who are magicians
0:09:26 > 0:09:29in the middle of their names, hidden in the middle of their names?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30No, they haven't. But next series
0:09:30 > 0:09:32we are definitely going to construct
0:09:32 > 0:09:34that question. No, now,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36it is to do with the words. So you
0:09:36 > 0:09:38were right to look for that, Hamish.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39With this question,
0:09:39 > 0:09:40as the poet Yeats would say,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43a terrible beauty is born.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44If you look at them, you will see
0:09:44 > 0:09:46they all alternate
0:09:46 > 0:09:49vowels and consonants.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51The name of Goran Ivanisevic
0:09:51 > 0:09:53and the United Arab Emirates
0:09:53 > 0:09:54and the words unimaginative
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and verisimilitude -
0:09:56 > 0:09:57vowels and consonants
0:09:57 > 0:09:59one after another.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00At the end of Round One, then,
0:10:00 > 0:10:02the Relatives have three points,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04the Europhiles have four.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10In Round Two, there are sequences and this time the teams may
0:10:10 > 0:10:13see only three clues, because I want to know what comes fourth.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Relatives, you'll be going first again.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Which hieroglyph would you like?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Eye of Horus, please.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21OK, you'll be seeing the first of a sequence.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I want to know what would come fourth. Time starts now.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Beijing 2000.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- The Olympics?- Well, no, no,
0:10:28 > 0:10:31that's one of the Olympics. Go next.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Next, please.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Rome 2004.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38THEY CONFER
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Rome hasn't been an Olympic city.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- It's not World Cup.- Next, please.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48It isn't Commonwealth Games.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52What happens in four-year intervals as well?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55G7 conference 2012.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58THEY CONFER
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Five seconds.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Take 2012 London.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03BELL
0:11:04 > 0:11:062012 and London.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Not the answer, I'm afraid.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09You could get a bonus, Europhiles.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's the...
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Sochi
0:11:12 > 0:11:1520... 2014.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18That's wrong on many counts.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20No, the answer is Paris 2012.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23It is to do with the Olympic Games.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24But it's the places
0:11:24 > 0:11:26that came second in the bids.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28So, in 2012, Paris came second.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29The winner was, of course, London.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So, no points there but, Europhiles,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33you may choose a question.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37What would come fourth in this sequence?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And they're going to be picture clues. Here's the first.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43That's... That's Laa-Laa.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44OK. Next.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Is that a quarry or a...?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52THEY CONFER
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Next.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59That...
0:11:59 > 0:12:04- Oh. Hawaii is H-A.- Yes.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07THEY CONFER
0:12:07 > 0:12:10So it's L, H, I, J, K, L.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, no, so it's H-A, J-A...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Five seconds.- ..L-A.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18F-A.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19BELL
0:12:19 > 0:12:21The musical note "fa".
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Not the right answer, I'm afraid.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Bonus chance for the Relatives.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Do we have anything?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Musical note "ti" then?- "Ti".
0:12:30 > 0:12:31That's not it either.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Now, I'm going to tell you I would
0:12:33 > 0:12:35have accepted the answer kangaroo.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37And you're going to think that you're right,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40it's about the beginnings of the words, but it's not.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's about the ends of the words.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Laa-Laa ends in a double A.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Double A, double E, double I, double O.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47What's in the second picture?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48- I'm not sure.- Scree.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Yes, it's some scree.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Ending in a double E.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hawaii in a double I.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53And I needed something that
0:12:53 > 0:12:54finished with a double O,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56for example, kangaroo.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Relatives, it's your turn again.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59What would you like?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Horned Viper, please.- Horned Viper.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Kings.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Next, these.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14It must be people's names.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16J-H. So E-R-G. Anybody?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18J-H. Anybody?
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Next, please.
0:13:24 > 0:13:30Leonard James... Who is...? Is that the names of...
0:13:30 > 0:13:31the Blair children?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34The Leonard one is the youngest one, isn't the?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40THEY CONFER
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Three seconds.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45BELL
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Hamish to answer.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, we have nothing.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Nothing. OK.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53A chance for you then, Europhiles.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Charles Andrew Edward.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56That's not it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The answer is Margaret Hilda.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Why is it Margaret Hilda?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Middle names of...- Full names of...
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Prime Ministers.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Yes, now, here's the fiendish thing.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Edward Richard George,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12those are the names of...
0:14:12 > 0:14:13- Ted Heath.- ..Ted Heath.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15James Harold is Harold Wilson.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Leonard James is James Callaghan
0:14:16 > 0:14:17and next would be
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Margaret Hilda Thatcher.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's a very strange thing that,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23of the six Labour Prime Ministers there have been,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25three of them have had
0:14:25 > 0:14:27the first name James,
0:14:27 > 0:14:28but none of them used it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31The only one that was called James, James Callaghan,
0:14:31 > 0:14:32is actually called Leonard.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Europhiles, it's your turn.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Twisted Flax, please.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36The Twisted Flax.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Here's the first.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42He was Children's Laureate.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Next.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Anthony Browne. Oh, they're all Children's...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49It's Malorie Blackman now, isn't it?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52BELL
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Malorie Blackman.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Coming in after two clues,
0:14:55 > 0:14:56you get three points.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58The answer is Malorie Blackman.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00And why is that?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02They are the four most recent holders
0:15:02 > 0:15:04of the children's Laureate position.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05That's right. And the current
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Children's Laureate, Malorie Blackman,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09would be next in the sequence. Well done.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Back to you, Relatives.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12The last choice of the round.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Water, please.- OK.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17What would be the fourth in the Water question?
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Here's the first.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Guanaco. Next.- Next, please.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28THEY CONFER
0:15:30 > 0:15:31How are they in order?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- Take next.- Next, please.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Dromedary. How many...?- Humps.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Bactrian would normally be
0:15:40 > 0:15:42the next one but why would they...?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Dromedary has got one hump.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Why would bactrian having two humps be next in the sequence?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- Would it be something with no humps then?- Something with no humps?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52How many humps does a llama have?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53It's got to be bactrian, surely.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Five seconds.- Yeah, go for bactrian.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56BELL
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Bactrian.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00The answer is bactrian camel.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01But you don't know why.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02You don't know the sequence.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05I thought that the dromedary had one hump and the bactrian had two,
0:16:05 > 0:16:08which would mean the guanaco had minus one...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10which seems somewhat unlikely.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Yes, no, it is simply size.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13They are all camels,
0:16:13 > 0:16:14or at least all of the family
0:16:14 > 0:16:15camelidae,
0:16:15 > 0:16:18and we are going up in size.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19So, bigger than a dromedary,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21a bactrian camel.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22I suppose its extra hump
0:16:22 > 0:16:23adds to its size.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I'm not sure how they calculated it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27But, you know, this is a very careful show.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm sure our question editor was out with the tape measure,
0:16:29 > 0:16:33going round the humps, and the answer is bactrian camel.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34OK, Europhiles,
0:16:34 > 0:16:35only the Lion remains.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36That'll be for you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38What is the fourth in this sequence?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Here's the first.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Oh, is it going to be
0:16:43 > 0:16:45World Footballer Of The Year?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Next.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Oh, it is. It's World Footballer Of The Year.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56THEY CONFER
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Messi? Who is the guy who won it just recently?
0:16:59 > 0:17:00I have no idea.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02The only one I can think of is Messi,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04who's won it recently.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I think he was last year.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Shall we go for that?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10THEY CONFER
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Shall we go for that?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14BELL
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Lionel Messi.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16I'm afraid that would
0:17:16 > 0:17:17not work as a sequence.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19So, I'll show the third clue
0:17:19 > 0:17:20to the Relatives.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I'm quite happy to say it's a fellow Welshman. It's Gareth Bale.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It is local Cardiff boy Gareth Bale.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26Quite right.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Can you explain why that is?- Yes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30It's the most expensive players in the world.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Zidane was 50 million, Kaka was 58 million,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Ronaldo was 80 million and Gareth Bale is 86.5 million.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38You're pretty close on the numbers.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It is record breakers
0:17:40 > 0:17:41for the transfer fee.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Each one of them broke the record.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Zidane, apparently 46.6 million
0:17:45 > 0:17:46was the fee and
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Gareth Bale, 85.3 million.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52What does he do for that?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Can he juggle?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56He's just very good at scoring goals.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59OK. Well, worth every penny.
0:17:59 > 0:18:0385.3 million. Gareth Bale is the right answer. Well done.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06That means at the end of Round Two, the Relatives have six points,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08the Europhiles have seven.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Time for the Connecting Wall.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15This time we have four groups of four connected clues,
0:18:15 > 0:18:16but they're all jumbled up.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19So, it's a blizzard of 16 that the teams have to sort
0:18:19 > 0:18:21back into those neat groups.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24You will be going first this time, Europhiles. Lion or Water.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Lion, please.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29OK, you have two and a half minutes to solve the Lion wall.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Starting now.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Right, OK. Downton. Presumably Downton Abbey.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Is there any other Abbeys here?
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Possibly not.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- OK.- Gotham City.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Oh, Gotham City.- Sin City.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Sin City. Emerald City.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Cloud city.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49BUZZER
0:18:49 > 0:18:52These are... Princess City?
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Dark City?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Dark City? That's the one I just picked, isn't it?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01BUZZER
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I'll try it with those.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07THEY CONFER
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I think pear, dark and blonde other types of beer or ale or something.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Oh, yeah. Pear, blonde, dark and...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17THEY CONFER
0:19:17 > 0:19:18BUZZER
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Oh, yeah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Pear, dark, blonde...
0:19:20 > 0:19:22emerald? Oh, Cloud. Yes.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24BUZZER No.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27THEY CONFER
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That's me. I don't think it's me there.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Hill. What else? Princess.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Chantilly. Chantilly cream.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Chantilly. Chantilly.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40What's that song? Chantilly Lace.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41About halfway through.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43THEY CONFER
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Pear, pear, pear, pear.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Jam. Jam jar.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Sin.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Oh, dear.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58- OK. Downton. What can be other than Abbey?- No idea.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Emerald. Emerald Abbey.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Princess Abbey?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04BUZZER
0:20:04 > 0:20:09- No. OK. Pear.- The Oval. - Cricket grounds, maybe?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Shall we try the cities again?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Gotham City, Dark City.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Cloud, no, Emerald City.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19THEY CONFER
0:20:19 > 0:20:2130 seconds.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22OK. Pear City.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23BUZZER
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Oval City?
0:20:26 > 0:20:27BUZZER
0:20:27 > 0:20:28OK.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Cushion. Pin cushion?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Things you sit on.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Ten seconds now.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Hill. Jam. Dark.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I'm just reading them out now.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Cloud. That's like data storage.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50That's it, I'm afraid.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Time is up and the wall has frozen.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54It is a particularly horrid wall
0:20:54 > 0:20:57but there are still plenty of points available for the connections.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58So, let's resolve the wall.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00OK, the first group.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I don't know if it fits all of them,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09but can they all be preceded with strawberry?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Yes, they can.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12What about the next one?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17It could be lace because there is Chantilly lace.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I do need to press you for an answer.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- Lace.- They are types of lace.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22What about the next one?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Are they shapes of jewellery? - I think I'll take it.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Because they are cuts for jewellery.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34Specifically of the stone, a diamond would be cushion cut or pear cut.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37But that is a cut of the stone for the sake of jewellery.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38So I'll accept it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39And the last one?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Fictional cities. - Called something city?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46They are fictional cities.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49They are all fictional places called that city.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51They are fictional cities.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You kept putting Emerald in the group. You never had those four.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58So, you got no points, I'm afraid, for finding the groups but you did
0:21:58 > 0:22:03get four points for the connections so that is a total of four.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Time to bring back the Relatives and see
0:22:05 > 0:22:09if we can break up their happy family dynamic with a horrible wall.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You're going to get the Water wall.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15And you've got two and a half minutes to solve it. Starting now.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Einstein a Go-Go.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23What else have we got?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Psion is a computer.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Paladin, no?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Psion and Mac and Wizard are computers.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- PowerBook?- Try it.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- BUZZER - What else have we got?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Give me another one.- I don't know.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39Let's try something else.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Monk, priest, paladin,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42aren't they all religious?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Monk, priest. Where are you going on that, Nicholas?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47BUZZER
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Priest, paladin, monk and...
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Take something else off there.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56BUZZER
0:22:56 > 0:22:58The only one I know is Rick Waller.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Any other Ricks that you've got there?
0:23:01 > 0:23:06Mona Lisa. Lisa Simpson. There's no more Simpsons out there, are there?
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Performa must be a computer.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12PowerBook.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13BUZZER
0:23:15 > 0:23:16BUZZER
0:23:16 > 0:23:19THEY CONFER
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Newton, Einstein, Monk.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24That's what you're looking for, isn't it?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27What are the Wallers? Rick Waller.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Amanda Waller.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34THEY CONFER
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Think about this logically.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- BUZZER - Let's try some of these.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44BUZZER
0:23:46 > 0:23:47You've got a minute left.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51BUZZER
0:23:51 > 0:23:55What about Pussy Galore? Someone a Go-Go from James Bond or something.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02BUZZER
0:24:03 > 0:24:05BUZZER
0:24:07 > 0:24:10THEY CONFER
0:24:10 > 0:24:11BUZZER
0:24:11 > 0:24:13THEY CONFER
0:24:13 > 0:24:1430 seconds now.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17There's Judas Priest, there's...
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Whisky Mac, Whisky Galore, Whisky...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Whisky a Go-Go.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27BUZZER
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'll try that with...
0:24:29 > 0:24:30BUZZER
0:24:33 > 0:24:34BUZZER
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Five seconds now.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39BUZZER
0:24:41 > 0:24:43And that's it. The time is up.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48The horrible wall has won your first encounter, but plenty of points
0:24:48 > 0:24:51available for the connections in the groups you didn't find.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Let's see if you can spot them. So, let's resolve the wall.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55OK.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02They're piano players. Jazz players like Fats Waller...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05That is another Waller. Fats Waller. Jazz pianists.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Thelonious Monk, Art Tatum, Oscar Peterson and Fats Waller.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10And the next one.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18We'll go with computer... Old brands of computer.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21They're not all brands of computer.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Now, I wonder if any of our viewers have any idea what this might be.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Its Dungeons and Dragons and fantasy gaming.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31They are characters you can choose in fantasy games to play.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32That was that one.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34OK, what about the next one?
0:25:37 > 0:25:42- I'm thinking...- Whisky. - Yeah. Whisky. Go for whisky.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45The answer is whisky. It's priest you weren't familiar with.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49It's a term coined by Graham Greene to mean a priest who...you know,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52of rather weak moral character, but preaches otherwise.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53A whisky priest.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54And the last one.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Apples. Apples. To do with Apple. - That is what it is.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03They are former Apple products. That's what it was.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So, unfortunately, no points for finding the groups,
0:26:06 > 0:26:09but you do get three points for the connections.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Let's see what that does to the scores, going into Round Four.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15The Relatives have nine points.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17The Europhiles have 11.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And if you could have solved those walls for ten points each,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23why not have a go on our website,
0:26:23 > 0:26:24where you will find plenty you can play
0:26:24 > 0:26:26or even write your own?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28We are going to play the Missing Vowels round.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Fingers on buzzers.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32The first group of four clues
0:26:32 > 0:26:34are all cities in Japan.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- BELL - Europhiles.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Yokohama.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Correct.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42BELL
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Sapporo.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Correct.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47- BELL - Europhiles.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Nagasaki.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Yes.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Don't know this one.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It's Funabashi.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59The next group are all
0:26:59 > 0:27:02euphemisms for "go to the lavatory".
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- BELL - Relatives.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Powder one's nose.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Correct.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- BELL - Europhiles.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Visit the little boy's room.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Correct.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20- BELL - Relatives.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Use the facilities.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Correct.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- BELL - Europhiles.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29See a man about a dog.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31And that's the end of that lovely group.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Next category are all scarf wearers.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- BELL - Relatives.
0:27:38 > 0:27:39- The Snowman.- Correct.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42- BELL - Europhiles.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43The fourth Doctor.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Tom Baker, of course.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47- BELL - Relatives.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Penelope Pitstop.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Yes.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53- BELL - Relatives.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Isadora Duncan.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55That's right.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58END OF ROUND JINGLE
0:28:00 > 0:28:03That is the end of the quiz and, looking at the final scores,
0:28:03 > 0:28:06the Relatives have 14 points
0:28:06 > 0:28:08and the Europhiles have 17.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Europhiles, well done. You're straight through to the next round.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Relatives, you're not out.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16You get another chance later in the series. So good luck with that.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17And that's the end of the quiz.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19We're going to leave the Europhiles to celebrate
0:28:19 > 0:28:21and the Relatives to lick their wounds,
0:28:21 > 0:28:23which I can guarantee will be tastier than
0:28:23 > 0:28:25the vol-au-vents on offer in the green room.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28And, on that revolting note, goodbye.