Software Engineers v Heath Family

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0:00:20 > 0:00:23Questions, questions.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26But enough about the format. Let's meet the teams.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28On my right, Kip Heath,

0:00:28 > 0:00:30a qualified Girl Guide leader

0:00:30 > 0:00:33who enjoys science fiction conventions

0:00:33 > 0:00:35and visiting London tourist attractions,

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Heather Heath, an optometrist

0:00:37 > 0:00:39who is a member of the local book club

0:00:39 > 0:00:41that loathes science fiction,

0:00:41 > 0:00:44and their captain, Alan Heath -

0:00:44 > 0:00:46an economics graduate who enjoys family holidays

0:00:46 > 0:00:50and was once mugged by an old lady in Greece.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53United by a love of each other, they are the Heath Family.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Alan, you beat The Exhibitionists in your first heat,

0:00:56 > 0:00:57then lost to the Europhiles.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00How's the family unity holding up?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Well, it was fine after the first game.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Since then, my wife's given me the name of a divorce lawyer,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07and my daughter, the name of an adoption agency.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10That was going to be one of the Round Two questions -

0:01:10 > 0:01:11scratch that,

0:01:11 > 0:01:13scratch the divorce-adoption question.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Good luck, I hope it goes well for you tonight.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19You are facing, on my left, Stephen McIntosh,

0:01:19 > 0:01:21a computer sciences graduate and software developer

0:01:21 > 0:01:25who's designed a smartphone game called Describability,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Anne Harrison, an engineer who is an enthusiastic woodworker,

0:01:29 > 0:01:33quilter, ballroom dancer and bead weaver,

0:01:33 > 0:01:35and their captain, Chris Howlett -

0:01:35 > 0:01:37a software engineer with a talent for geocaching

0:01:37 > 0:01:39and playing the euphonium,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42who once built a snowman with a Fields Medallist in Maths.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44United by a competence for computing,

0:01:44 > 0:01:46they are the Software Engineers.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49So, Chris, your team lost to the Welsh Learners,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52but then you beat the Erstwhile Athletes.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Have you been preparing for this encounter?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Well, on the evidence of those two matches,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59we've prepared by eating a lot of gummy sweets before the show.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Excellent - well, I hope those stand you in good stead.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Obviously, because you've both won a game and lost a game,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07the result of tonight will be

0:02:07 > 0:02:09that the winners are through to the semifinal

0:02:09 > 0:02:12and the losers are going home.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Heath Family, you won the toss, so you'll go first.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Please choose a hieroglyph.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20I simply want to know what is the connection

0:02:20 > 0:02:22between four apparently random clues.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Here's the first.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25The Devil's Tune.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Devil's Tune - do you know?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Need more? Next.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32The Devil You Know.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35That's a song, it's a saying...

0:02:35 > 0:02:37It's a Kansas song. That's another one.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Next?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41The Clematis Tree.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- I think they're books.- Books?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45I think they're books by somebody.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- OK...- Who?- I don't know.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Have to go for this, go for this one.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Another one?- Yeah.- Next?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Seventy-Two Virgins...

0:02:56 > 0:02:57Is that what you get in...?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00No - what you get in heaven if you're a...Muslim?

0:03:00 > 0:03:01- No.- Three seconds.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04BELL

0:03:04 > 0:03:06What you find in Heaven.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09The devil? Twice? Two devils?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Clematis tree might be rather nice,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14and, uh, virgins - I can imagine it's some people's taste, but...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17No devils in Heaven, I think. So no points there.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Software Engineers, there's a bonus chance.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Are they all novels by the same author?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25They're not, and if they were, frankly,

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I couldn't accept that answer,

0:03:27 > 0:03:28cos I'd want to know who.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30They are novels, I think you knew that.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32The Devil's Tune is a novel

0:03:32 > 0:03:34by Iain Duncan Smith.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36The Devil You Know is a novel

0:03:36 > 0:03:39by Louise Bagshawe, subsequently became Louise Mensch.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41MPs.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42They're novels by Tory MPs.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45The Clematis Tree, a novel by Ann Widdecombe,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47with a subplot about...?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Parliament?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Euthanasia - everyone's favourite jolly novel topic.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53And Seventy-Two Virgins - knowing they're all Tory MPs,

0:03:53 > 0:03:54want to guess who wrote that?

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Michael Portillo.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56CHRIS LAUGHS

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- SIGHING:- Sadly, it wasn't lovely Michael Portillo.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Boris Johnson wrote Seventy-Two Virgins.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Software Engineers, no bonus point, but you may choose a question.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Horned Viper.- Horned Viper.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10These will be picture clues.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Something connects them all -

0:04:11 > 0:04:13what is it?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Your time starts now.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Sure? Don't know who it is?

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Next?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29It's a European city of some kind.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Is that...? It's not Helsinki, or...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Scandinavia. Sorry?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34It's not Helsinki, or...?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- I've no idea. Carry on?- Yeah.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Next.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42That is Blind Bartimaeus.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45They all are names of apostles.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- All named after apostles?- Possibly.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48OK.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- But I don't know.- Next.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53You'll have to guess it.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55BELL

0:04:55 > 0:04:58They all have the name of apostles.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00They do not all have the name of apostles.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02There's a bonus chance for you, Heath Family.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- Um...they all made up stories.- No.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Now, what if I tell you were looking at...?- Syndromes.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Sorry?- They're syndromes.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- They are syndromes. - Is that Baron Munchausen?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17It is, at the end.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Stendhal in the first one.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- What's Stendhal syndrome? Any of you know?- No.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's something you suffer

0:05:23 > 0:05:26when you're exposed to too much beauty.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27SOMEONE SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You're overcome by beauty.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31It's a problem when they visit the BBC studios,

0:05:31 > 0:05:32here at Cardiff Docks.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Just overcome by the beauty of the place.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Stockholm syndrome, I think people know that,

0:05:36 > 0:05:38about empathising with your captors,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40and who's that in the third picture?

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Diogenes.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Diogenes syndrome is apparently something that involves

0:05:44 > 0:05:47social withdrawal and the hoarding of garbage.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I didn't know that was a syndrome, I thought that was just normal.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52And Munchausen at the end.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54All gave their name to syndromes.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58So, no points yet, but Heath Family, you may now choose a question.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02BELL RINGS

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ah - it's the Musical Sound question.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09You'll shout "next" when you want to hear the next clue.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12The first one is coming in...now.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14MALE SINGER: # When we collide, we come together... #

0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's, um... I think it's The Killers,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18but I'm really not good at this sort of music.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Go for more?- We need another one.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- No...- Next?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26MALE SINGER: # I heard there was a secret chord... #

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Hallelujah.- Which version?- Hang on.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# ..pleased the Lord

0:06:31 > 0:06:33# But you don't really care... #

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Is it Jeff Buckley?- Don't know.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Next.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40RECORD CRACKLES

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Next - anyone else...?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- We've got to go for next.- Next.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49MUSIC - INTRO TO "Killing In The Name" by Rage Against The Machine

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Go.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52BELL

0:06:52 > 0:06:54They all last four minutes and 33 seconds.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56They do not all last four minutes and 33 seconds.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58There's a bonus chance for you, Software Engineers.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01We think the second one was Hallelujah,

0:07:01 > 0:07:03the Leonard Cohen song, but not by Leonard Cohen.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Think it was the Jeff Bridges version.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh - I'd love to hear the Jeff Bridges version,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- but that was Jeff Buckley. - Jeff Buckley's what you meant.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Yes.- Jeff Bridges is that actor.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I don't have a link.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16That is quite key.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19These were all pieces of music that were released

0:07:19 > 0:07:22to scupper X Factor singles for the Christmas number one,

0:07:22 > 0:07:24sort of protest songs.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27And yes, you recognised the 4'33".

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Cos the year before,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31there had been a Rage Against The Machine competition,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34so they went with Cage Against The Machine.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Software Engineers, your turn to choose a question.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Twisted Flax, please.- Twisted Flax.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What is the connection between these clues?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Here's the first.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48That's a game on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Is it really?- Yes.- Go for it.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51It could be...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Next.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Yes, it is.- Go for it.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56BELL

0:07:56 > 0:07:58They're all games on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00They are all games on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03You didn't need to see Uxbridge English Dictionary

0:08:03 > 0:08:04and Mornington Crescent.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well done, Software Engineers.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Coming in after two clues, you get three points.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Back to you, Heath Family,

0:08:10 > 0:08:11to choose a question.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Water.- Water.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14What is the connection

0:08:14 > 0:08:15between these clues?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Here's the first.

0:08:18 > 0:08:19- OK, we need another one.- Next.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Mr Bean...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Rowan Atkinson.- Didn't he appear

0:08:26 > 0:08:29in the...opening ceremony at London 2012?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Yeah, The Beatles... - It wasn't The Beatles,

0:08:32 > 0:08:33it was Paul McCartney.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34- What do you want to do?- Next.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Gordon Tracy? As in Thunderbirds?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Thunderbird 4...

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Four...? What's on Mr Bean's car?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Sorry?- What's on Mr Bean's car? It's a Beetle.- A number four, is it?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Go next.- Go next.- Shall we go four?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Go for it, then.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52BELL

0:08:53 > 0:08:55They all have number four on their vehicles?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56I'm afraid they don't.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I must show the last clue

0:08:58 > 0:09:00to the Software Engineers, for a possible bonus point.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02They all drive yellow vehicles.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04It is yellow vehicles.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Yes, The Beatles "drive",

0:09:07 > 0:09:09as it were, a yellow submarine.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Mr Bean has a yellow mini. Thunderbird 4 is yellow.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And what do the Trotters drive?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Reliant Robin, or something.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19It's a Reliant Regal, a yellow Reliant Regal.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Software Engineers, last question for you,

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Eye of Horus - what's the connection

0:09:23 > 0:09:25between these clues?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Here's the first.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32That's a solar phenomenon.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34- Better get another.- Yeah. Next, please.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37I have no idea was that is.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- What's the first one? - It's a solar phenomenon,

0:09:39 > 0:09:41sun shines down one of the main streets.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44I don't know. Next.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48They're all fixed periods of time.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50They all happen in July.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52They must all last...

0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Shall I take the next one? - Better.- Next.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Clocks change. They happen twice a year?

0:09:59 > 0:10:00- Yes.- Yes.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01BELL

0:10:01 > 0:10:03They're all events that happen twice a year.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07They do indeed. All happen twice a year.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Under FIFA rules, twice a year, you can do football transfers.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Clocks, of course, go forward and back.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12The Palio? What's that?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's the one we didn't know.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16ALAN: It's a horse race in Italy.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17- Siena.- A horse race through Siena.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Absolutely right. Manhattanhenge?

0:10:19 > 0:10:20The sun shines down

0:10:20 > 0:10:22one of Manhattan's main streets.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25That's right - the sunset aligns exactly

0:10:25 > 0:10:28with the East-West streets in Manhattan, twice a year.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Well done for the points.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33At the end of Round One, then, the Heath Family have yet to score,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36the Software Engineers have five.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40On to Round Two, Sequences.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42The teams may see a maximum of three clues.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44I want to know what comes fourth.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Heath Family, you'll be going first again.

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Which question would you like?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Um...Twisted Flax, please.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Twisted Flax. OK.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54What would come next in this sequence?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Here's your first clue.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Do you know who he is?- No. Next.

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Next.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05DI Alec Hardy?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07They're characters from TV shows.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Don't know which one.- Next.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Danny from Party Animals. - Know who that is?- No.- No.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16- I honestly have no idea. Are we looking at...?- Um...

0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Party Animals?- Was it a TV Series or was it a film?- Don't know.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Music? Uh...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Do we have any...?

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Are they char... Are they...?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29People who have won a BAFTA or something?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Five seconds. - We don't have any idea.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35No, we don't have it.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37OUT-OF-TIME BELL

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I think it'd be impossible to guess.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Do you know it, Software Engineers, for a bonus?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I might guess Victoria Coren.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46I wish the answer was Victoria Coren.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48OK. Nicky Hutchinson

0:11:48 > 0:11:50was the lead and central character

0:11:50 > 0:11:53in that great TV series, Our Friends In The North,

0:11:53 > 0:11:56played by Christopher Ecclestone.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00DI Alec Hardy is the role taken in Broadchurch by David Tennant.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Yes!

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Danny in Party Animals was the first major role on TV for Matt Smith.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09We wanted to know what is a role played by...?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Peter Capaldi.- Peter Capaldi - for example, Malcolm Tucker.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14It's a Doctor Who question, it is

0:12:14 > 0:12:16other roles taken by successive Doctors.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I wanted to know something Peter Capaldi's done,

0:12:18 > 0:12:21like Malcolm Tucker.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23No bonus points, then, for you, Software Engineers,

0:12:23 > 0:12:25but you may choose a question.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Lion, please.- Lion.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30What would be fourth in this sequence?

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Here's the first.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- It's important that it's green. - Must be.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- You do a double take. - Think it might be green.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Next.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Round house?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I have no... This is...

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Don't have a clue.- Next.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53(Fast pace...)

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Double Take, Round House, Fast Pace.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01- Blue?- Black?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Is it a...? Is it...?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Is it Cockney rhyming slang for something?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I can't... Can't see what the colours would be.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13No, that's it, the time is up.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16You have a bonus chance now, Heath Family.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Finish line.- In blue.

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Finish line is not the answer.

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Now, I can tell you what these are.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27These are stages in the American DEFCON warning system.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30DEFCON 4, 3 and 2.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35DEFCON 1 is Cocked Pistol in white.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37OK, Heath Family, pistol cocked -

0:13:37 > 0:13:38what would you like?

0:13:38 > 0:13:39We'll try the Eye of Horus, please.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Eye of Horus.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42What would be fourth

0:13:42 > 0:13:43in this sequence?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Here's the first.

0:13:46 > 0:13:491976, Mark Edmondson - who's Mark Edmondson?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Can't think - it's not tennis, is it?

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- No, don't think so.- Next?

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yannick Noah - it is tennis.

0:13:55 > 0:13:56OK - what have they done?

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- French Open, he won, wasn't it? - Uh...

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Mark Edmondson was Australian.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- It's going to be 2013, Andy Murray. - OK.- Are you sure?

0:14:06 > 0:14:07- Yeah, sure.- Why Andy?

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- He was French, won the French Open. He's Australian...- OK. Go for it.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13BELL

0:14:13 > 0:14:152013, Andy Murray.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17That's it - coming in after two clues,

0:14:17 > 0:14:19you get three points.

0:14:19 > 0:14:222013, Andy Murray. And why is that?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Because these were...tennis players

0:14:25 > 0:14:27who won their national championships...

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Grand Slam in the Men's Singles.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32That's it - they're the last times that home-grown players

0:14:32 > 0:14:35have won Grand Slam championships in tennis.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38Very well done. Back to you, Engineers, for a choice.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Water, please.- Water.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42What'd be fourth in this sequence?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Here's the first.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Next.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Oh...sit, dolor...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- It's the Latin...- It's Lorem ipsum.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yes, Lorem ipsum...wait. It's Lorem, then.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Lorem ipsum, then sit, dolor...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:15:02 > 0:15:03- Are they in reverse order?- Yeah.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05So it'll be Lorem.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Dolor, sit, Lorem...

0:15:07 > 0:15:08BELL

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Lorem.

0:15:09 > 0:15:10You get three points

0:15:10 > 0:15:12for coming in after two clues.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14The answer is Lorem. And why is that?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17It is the placeholder text

0:15:17 > 0:15:19for copywriters, in reverse order.

0:15:19 > 0:15:20That's exactly right -

0:15:20 > 0:15:22when copywriters are a showing a design,

0:15:22 > 0:15:24so as not to distract people with the content,

0:15:24 > 0:15:25they put a made-up Latin...

0:15:25 > 0:15:27I think it's a mangled Cicero quote.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Something like that, yeah.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32We're going backwards, so it would go "Lorem ipsum dolor sit."

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Going backwards first

0:15:33 > 0:15:35would be "Lorem" - well done.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36Back to you, Heath Family.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Two Reeds, please.- Two Reeds.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40These are going to be picture clues.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42What sort of thing might you see

0:15:42 > 0:15:44in the fourth picture?

0:15:44 > 0:15:45Here's the first.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Sprout, is it?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50No, they're not sprouts. They're, um...

0:15:50 > 0:15:52- They look like figs.- They're...

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Next. They're...- Next.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58They're the seeds of...

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- OK, that's a... - Cocktail.- What kind of cocktail?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's got a cherry in it.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Sure it's cherry?- No.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Um...- Next?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Carol Vorderman.- Carol Vorderman.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Carol...- Carol.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18- Christmas... - Is it a word-changing one?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- It's a word changing.- Five seconds.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Oh...- Carol, cocktail... - I don't know.- Don't know.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25BELL

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Card.- Card.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30- Card?- Card, yes.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33A bonus chance for the Engineers?

0:16:35 > 0:16:36No, sorry.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38It's very tricky to spot, really.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41We're looking at some capers.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43That cocktail is a Manhattan.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44And it's Carol Vorderman.

0:16:46 > 0:16:52These are the last words in titles of Muppet films.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Yes - The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets Take Manhattan,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57The Muppet Christmas Carol.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Next would be Muppet Treasure Island.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Oh, yes.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04OK, Engineers - there's one question left for you, Horned Viper.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05What would be fourth

0:17:05 > 0:17:06in this sequence?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Here's the first.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11A, point A?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14The only thing I can think of is Dalmatians.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17It could be B: One hundred and two.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18C - what was the next movie?

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Next?

0:17:20 > 0:17:21A billion.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:17:28 > 0:17:29No. Next?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33One...ah!

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Are they one followed by that many...?

0:17:37 > 0:17:39No, they're not, are they?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41One octillion is...

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Eight, ten to the...

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Three seconds.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48BELL

0:17:48 > 0:17:50D, one...trillion.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53That's not the answer - Heath Family, want to have a go?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56D, one googol.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57That's not it either.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Now, I heard you wondering why the letters were there.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04That's because those are letters that you're looking for.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08101 is the first number in which the letter A appears

0:18:08 > 0:18:09when it's written out.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11One billion is the first example of a letter B,

0:18:11 > 0:18:12octillion for C.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I want to know what is the first number in which you'd see a D.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18And it would be 100.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Hm...- That is the lowest number which contains the letter D.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25So after that rather gruesome Round Two,

0:18:25 > 0:18:27the Heath Family have three points,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29the Software Engineers have eight.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Time now for the Connecting Wall - you probably know how this works by now.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37You certainly should, Software Engineers -

0:18:37 > 0:18:38you've been here before.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You get the choice this time - Lion or Water?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42- Lion, please.- OK.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45You have two-and-a-half minutes to sort these clues

0:18:45 > 0:18:50into four connected groups of four, starting...now.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52OK, Inquisition, Gyokuro...

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, these are ways of saying goodbye.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Bye, cya, ta-ta, ciao.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03OK - are they foreign ways of saying anything?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Say ta-ta...

0:19:06 > 0:19:07HE MUTTERS

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Um, we've...that's it.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Sencha is like Java, it's...

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh, yes, it's a...

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Have we got...?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Have we got plots here?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19The Gunpowder Plot, the Babington Plot,

0:19:19 > 0:19:23um...I don't know about any others.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Any three of these, any two of these three?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Hyson, does Hyson mean anything to you?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31It's...nothing ringing a bell.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Say those three and...

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Sorry - you...I'll follow. OK.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Bye, fly, flea...

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Main.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Should we try those together

0:19:44 > 0:19:46just as four short words?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49May have something in between them?

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Worth a crack. OK.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54- No.- Sadly not.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Uh, Spanish Inquisition... OK.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I wish we had any idea what Chun Mee was.

0:20:01 > 0:20:07- Spanish Fly.- Spanish Inquisition. - Spanish Main.- Spanish...- Gunpowder?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08- No...- Practices?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Spanish practices, Spanish Babington, Spanish Gyokuro...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Spanish Flea?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Excellent.- Another three strikes and you're out, now.- OK.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Um...ba-ba-ba...

0:20:19 > 0:20:22We can't have plots left, now, can we?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- I think...- Anagrams? Miss a letter out, add a letter?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28OK, Bye is a Turkish ruin.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31It must include... No, it doesn't, sorry.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Imain... Are they foreign rulers?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36We've got Bye... Oh, that's Imam.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Yeah.- Um...

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Is it Dyson?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Change one letter and you get an inventor.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Try these four - we're running low on time,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50might as well use our lives.

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Yeah, we might...

0:20:51 > 0:20:53BUZZ No.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Two left. Um... - Main, Gunpowder and Sencha?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yeah.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- BUZZ No.- Ten seconds, now.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Perhaps even Hyson - they're all surnames.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Shall we go for the last life on that?- Might as well.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11That's it. You've used up your lives and the wall has frozen.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13You've found two groups and that's two points.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16There are bonus points for telling me what are the connections.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Ta-ta, Cya - or see ya - Ciao, Vale.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22They're ways of saying goodbye.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25That's right - it would actually be Val-eh, I suppose, the Latin.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Ways of saying goodbye.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Next one - Inquisition, Practices, Flea, Fly.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Can all be preceded by Spanish.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34They can - you can put Spanish in front of all of them.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37There are points available for connections in the groups you didn't find.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Let's resolve the wall.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Bye, Babington, Main, Gunpowder.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44They're...plots.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46The Bye Plot, obviously, yeah.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50They are plots. I'd love to hear something else.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52They are plots to remove

0:21:52 > 0:21:53heads of state?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56You're in the area - I mean, they are plots,

0:21:56 > 0:21:58so I'll have to accept it.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00They're specifically Catholic plots against the throne.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- OK.- Sort of the head of state, in a way, against the throne,

0:22:03 > 0:22:05but they are Catholic plots against the throne.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10What about the next group? Sencha, Gyokoru, Hyson, Chun Mee?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Are they all Pacific islands?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15They are not. Close, though.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- They're types of green tea.- Ah.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19So, two points for the groups you found

0:22:19 > 0:22:22and three points for connections, that's a total of five.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Time to bring back the Heath Family, give them a Connecting Wall with 16 fresh clues on it

0:22:26 > 0:22:29but still only one perfect solution.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31The Water Wall is what remains for you, Heath Family.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35You have, of course, two-and-a-half minutes to solve it, starting...now.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- OK.- Brill, Van Dyke...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41We've got Dick Van Dyke?

0:22:41 > 0:22:44No - I think we have Vermeer, Hals,

0:22:44 > 0:22:46- there's another...- Bosch.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- What are we looking at?- Try Cuyp.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51OK, Vermeer, Van Dyke, Bosch...

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Hals, Hals, definitely. - Take out Vermeer.

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Take out Van Dyke.

0:22:59 > 0:23:00No. What are you looking at?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- They're Dutch painters.- OK.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Steen's probably a painter. I'll carry on with him.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08What about...? Seven, lucky number seven.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Sorry. OK.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Number seven. Horseshoe.

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Uh...

0:23:14 > 0:23:16- What else can be lucky?- Wishbone.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Wishbone can be lucky.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21No. Anchor?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23- No.- Circle, try...

0:23:25 > 0:23:29No, OK. So, what...? What else have got?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Have we got homophones?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Circle, uh...

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Have we got companies?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Bosch, Flymo...

0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oh, yeah. Makes of companies.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Anchor.- And...

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Try Van Dyke.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Try Brill - Brill pads?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52About halfway through the time.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Van Dyke is a beard, isn't it?

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Other beards...?

0:23:57 > 0:23:58No...

0:24:00 > 0:24:02John Steen? Jock Steen?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Steen - any other?- Cuyp?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Is he a footballer?

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Um...

0:24:10 > 0:24:11I'll try Van Dyke.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Shall we go for painters, then?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15No.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20What else is Vermeer? What does it sound like?

0:24:20 > 0:24:21Have we got colours?

0:24:21 > 0:24:23There's seven colours in a rainbow.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Lucky seven.- Circle.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Seven, circle...- Horseshoe.

0:24:30 > 0:24:3130 seconds.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Um...

0:24:33 > 0:24:37Wishbone, Horseshoe, Number seven and...

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Anchor - no.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- What about Jade? Can jade be lucky? - Try it.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43No. OK. Wishbone...

0:24:49 > 0:24:51- Ten seconds, now. - Try Bosch - Bosch, Rainbow,

0:24:51 > 0:24:53Flymo and...

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Haven't tried Hayter.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01That's it. Your time's up. The wall's frozen.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04Honestly, the longer you played, the more horrible I realised it was.

0:25:04 > 0:25:05That is a very tough one.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09You can get points for connections in the groups you didn't find.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Let's resolve the wall.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15OK - Brill, Hayter, Flymo, Bosch.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Makes of...um...appliances?

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Something more specific?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Gardening appliances.- More specific?

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Lawn mowers.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26They are makers of lawn mowers.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I'd take makers of gardening equipment,

0:25:28 > 0:25:30but, yes - lawn mower companies.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33What about this? Vermeer, Hals, Steen, Cuyp.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Dutch painters.- Those are all 17th century Dutch painters.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40I think you were starting to realise there were lots of red herrings.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41And the next one -

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Circle, Anchor, Van Dyke, Horseshoe.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Are those beards?

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Those are the beards.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50And the last one - Jade, Wishbone, Number seven, Rainbow.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Things that are lucky.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54They are all lucky - I think you knew all the groups.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55It was just getting the right clues.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58But you do get the maximum connection points of four.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Let's have a look at the scores, going into the final round.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11And if those examples didn't put you off the Connecting Wall for life,

0:26:11 > 0:26:15why not go to our website, where you can play some or write your own?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17We're going to play the Missing Vowels round.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Vowels have been removed from well-known names, phrases or sayings.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23I want to know what the disguised clues are.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27The first group are all...

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Don't know this?

0:26:36 > 0:26:37It's Voters.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40- BELL - Heath Family.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41London.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48No?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50- BELL - Too late, I'm afraid.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's Foucault's Pendulum.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Next clue.

0:27:00 > 0:27:01- BELL - Engineers?

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Benny Goodman.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03It is - the King of Swing.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Next category...

0:27:10 > 0:27:11- BELL - Engineers?

0:27:11 > 0:27:13Calvin Klein and Underwear.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18- BELL - Heath Family.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Coco Chanel and Little Black Dress.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26- BELL - Engineers.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Manolo Blahnik and Shoes.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36No? This is...

0:27:36 > 0:27:37- BELL - Too late, I'm afraid.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Louis Vuitton and Luggage.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Next category...

0:27:44 > 0:27:45- BELL - Heath Family.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Bernard Hinault.

0:27:49 > 0:27:50- BELL - Engineers.

0:27:50 > 0:27:51Graeme Obree.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- BELL - Engineers.

0:27:56 > 0:27:57- I'm sorry.- Afraid you lose a point.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00- END-OF-ROUND BELL - Do you know it, Heath Family?

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I'll let you answer, if you can.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03- No...- Mark...?

0:28:03 > 0:28:05No, this is a tricky one.

0:28:05 > 0:28:06It's from The Magic Roundabout -

0:28:06 > 0:28:07Mr McHenry.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Lovely Mr McHenry.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12But that bell is the end of the quiz.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13Looking at the final scores,

0:28:13 > 0:28:15the Heath Family are up to ten points,

0:28:15 > 0:28:19but the Software Engineers are the winners with 16.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22So, Software Engineers, you are through to the semifinals.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Many congratulations.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27Heath Family, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you, I'm sorry.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30You've been a lovely team, you've quizzed very well,

0:28:30 > 0:28:32- but goodbye.- Thank you.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35So, for the Software Engineers, it's celebration.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38For the Heath Family, it's tragedy.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42That's the after-show karaoke sorted out, anyway. Goodbye.