0:00:21 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to the only show on TV where Asclepius and JLS might both get a shout-out.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30It's Only Connect, a very special edition
0:00:30 > 0:00:33in aid of the BBC's fund-raising appeal for Children In Need.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36We've got some very special guest quizzers.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39We'll be testing the brains behind famous faces
0:00:39 > 0:00:45to see if they're super-computers or cubicles in which little old men desperately pull strings.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50I am delighted to welcome on my right Daisy Goodwin, best-selling novelist,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54TV producer, businesswoman, memoirist, poetry anthologist and presenter.
0:00:54 > 0:01:00Is there anything this woman can't do? Yes, I heard she's weak on the noble gases in order of atomic mass.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And looking at tonight's questions, unlucky!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Matthew Parris, Times journalist and Radio 4 presenter,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09arguably the greatest columnist in modern newspapers.
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Matthew was an MP for the Conservative Party at the height of its reign in the 1980s,
0:01:14 > 0:01:19but he got out in the nick of time just 11 years before they fell from power.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22And their captain - Charlie Higson.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25TV and radio comedy star, producer, director and writer,
0:01:25 > 0:01:31his series of Young Bond novels inspired me to start my own series - Young Marple.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33In my books, she's only 70.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Charlie writes Bond novels, Daisy loves Sean Connery
0:01:36 > 0:01:40and Matthew types beautifully for a living, so they are the Goldfingers.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Charlie, was it hard to win over Bond fans when you started writing?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49They were furious when it was announced that a TV comedian was going to write...
0:01:49 > 0:01:53They thought it would all be James Bond handing his homework in late
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and having glasses of milk shaken, not stirred.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00But luckily, when they came out, I completely won them over
0:02:00 > 0:02:03because they saw it was mostly sex and violence and heavy drinking.
0:02:03 > 0:02:09That's excellent. Your opponents tonight are, on my left, Clarke Carlisle,
0:02:09 > 0:02:15English professional footballer, Chairman of the PFA and multiple former winner of Countdown,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18he officially won the title Britain's Brainiest Footballer.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22That may not be saying much, but Albert Camus was a footballer.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27If you're grinding your way through Christian Metaphysics And Neoplatonism,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30bear in mind he was bloody good in goal.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36Richard Osman, in demand for comedy panel shows and winner of Heat magazine's Weird Crush Award,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Richard is best known as Alexander Armstrong's sidekick on Pointless,
0:02:40 > 0:02:45the quiz where the cleverest people score zero, so he should be right at home on Only Connect.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50And their captain - Rosie Boycott. She studied Maths at the University of Kent.
0:02:50 > 0:02:56She's Trustee of the Hay Festival and the first woman to edit two national broadsheet newspapers.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Rosie and I don't know each other well, but she used to run a farm, so she's familiar with grumpy cows.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Clarke is acquiring a flock of chickens, Richard owned eight ducks
0:03:05 > 0:03:11and Rosie is installing a duck house. With the best sporting intentions, they are the Fowls.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Rosie, why are you getting a duck house?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Because my moorhen, who is sitting on her eggs, is living in a box
0:03:18 > 0:03:23and I thought that as duck houses are very in vogue, I would attempt to build a duck house.
0:03:23 > 0:03:29It is still an attempt, but I intend to succeed, so that she has a palace to live in.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34I was actually thinking of recreating The Shard in Somerset on a small pond.
0:03:35 > 0:03:41Before we play the quiz, a reminder that we are playing tonight to raise money for Children In Need,
0:03:41 > 0:03:45so if you can afford to give something, please go to the website.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51But it's quiz time here. Goldfingers, you won the toss and you'll go first.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56We'll go with Water, I think.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00OK, I simply want to know what is the connection between four clues.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05The fewer clues you need to give me the right answer, the more points you get. These are picture clues.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Here's the first.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10A bust of a Roman emperor. Which one?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- We don't know who he is. - Hadrian maybe?- Next.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Ronnie Barker in Open All Hours. - Yes. What was he called in it?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm afraid I don't know.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Oh, we're not getting any tweaks or twinges here.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30- I think we'd better go to the next one.- Bust, Barker. Next.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Oh, now, who is that? - I don't even know.- That's...
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Ten seconds.- Monty? Monty? - I don't think it is.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- No.- Could be emperors maybe.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Three seconds.- No, we're not...
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Um...
0:04:47 > 0:04:51They're all people looking from right to left.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- LAUGHTER - Torsos!- I can't accept that answer,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57so I'm going to show the fourth clue to the Fowls
0:04:57 > 0:04:58for a possible bonus point.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01We think it is speech impediments.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04They are all people who spoke with a stammer.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Who are you looking at? - Claudius, Arkwright.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Montgomery.- Montgomery. And...- Porky Pig.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15That's interesting. I wonder if you got that purely from Arkwright?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Because the first picture is Demosthenes
0:05:18 > 0:05:21who put pebbles in his mouth, the orator,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and the third one is George VI from The King's Speech.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- What did we say for number one? - Claudius.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- I meant Demosthenes. - You meant Demosthenes? Sorry.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- I get those two...- And I contributed Porky Pig, so I'm happy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Britain's favourite footballer. It's proved.- Very well played.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41That's a bonus point for you Fowls. Choose your own question.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Shall we have Lion? - Why not?- We'll have the Lion.
0:05:44 > 0:05:50What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Mark Antony. Can we have the next?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57All played by Sid James.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Could be. OK, let's go for it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I don't know if he played Mark Antony.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05He did play him in Carry On Up The... Sid James.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I beg your pardon?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09All played by Sid James.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12They are all roles played in Carry On films by Sid James.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16You didn't need to see The Black Fingernail and Sid Boggle.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Well done, Fowls. Back to you, Goldfingers, to choose a question.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Twisted Flax.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26The music question. That's always good news, isn't it?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30What is the connection between these clues you'll hear? Here's the first.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32BRASS BAND MUSIC
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Sousa, tubas.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It could be Monty Python.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Next.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45# Now I'm gonna find her For my heart is full of woe... #
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Songs sung by Monty Python?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# ..things together we did so long ago... #
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- The Yellow Rose Of Texas. - The Yellow Rose Of Texas, yes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58- And Liberty Bell? - Are they all things of states in America?- States?- Yeah.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Ten seconds.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05American states we're going to go for.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Brilliantly coming in after two clues. Three points.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12States of America. You didn't need to hear California Girls
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- or Hawaii Five-O.- Oh, shame!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Daisy, did you recognise the first piece?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19No, but I recognised the second one.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22You said it was Sousa, which it is.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- I didn't know which one.- Washington Bell?- The Washington Post.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30And then The Yellow Rose Of Texas. All contain the names of US states.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Back to you, Fowls, for a choice.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Eye of Horus, please, Vicky.- What is the connection between these clues?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Here's the first.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- "Ghastly." In commas.- Hmm.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Next, please.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, hang on a minute, um...
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Things that people... - How someone's been described.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Descriptions of someone? - Of someone's voice.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Maybe.- Do you want another clue?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Someone in particular. - Shall we get the third one?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04We'll have a third. Next, please.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- "It looks like a tart's bedroom." - Ten seconds.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11They've...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Come up with something.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- All things...- Three seconds. - All things Simon Cowell has said.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I'm afraid you've run out of time,
0:08:20 > 0:08:24so I'll show the fourth clue to the Goldfingers for a bonus point.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- We...- What's your answer?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- We're torn between Margaret Thatcher or Prince Philip.- Prince Philip.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Things that Prince Philip has said.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- They are things said by Prince Philip.- Well done, Matthew.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41He described two places as ghastly. Matthew, do you know what they were?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- China?- One of them was Beijing.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Yeah, there we are.- And the other?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Stoke-on-Trent. He didn't like that either.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54What did he describe as looking like a tart's bedroom?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Was it his bedroom?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It wasn't the Speaker's Chambers, was it, no?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04It was the house of the Duke and Duchess of York.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05LAUGHTER
0:09:05 > 0:09:11We didn't find room for him saying to a student back from New Guinea, "You managed not to get eaten then?"
0:09:11 > 0:09:18These are all gaffes by Prince Philip. You get the bonus point, Goldfingers. Choose your question.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Let's try Horned Viper.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23What is the connection? Here's the first clue.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Mogwai multiply.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Mogwai... Is it Lord of the Rings or something like that?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Next.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- 2K...- Oh, dear, it's the noble gases!
0:09:38 > 0:09:42OK, "2K becomes 2KOH and hydrogen gas".
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Are they formulae?- No idea. We'll go for another one.- Yeah.- Next.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Pernod...- Chemical reactions. - When you add water to something.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Things that happen when you add water.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Absolutely right. The effects of adding water.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03You didn't need to see the melting of the Wicked Witch.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Mogwai multiply in which film?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Gremlins.- Oh, Gremlins. - That's more my genre!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Unlucky, the other team got it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14Pernod turns milky white. You know what that second clue represents?
0:10:14 > 0:10:19- Potassium?- Yes, potassium becomes potassium hydroxide and hydrogen.
0:10:19 > 0:10:25- You knew everything about that question. It went to the other team. - Yeah, it's really unfortunate!
0:10:25 > 0:10:31That's right, Goldfingers. That is the effect of adding water. Fowls, the last question of the round.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Two Reeds. Oh, I wrote this question!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43The Glass Key.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45OK, next one.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48The Scarlet Stiletto.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52It's not Sherlock... Is it Sherlock Holmes parodies or...?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54WHISPERING
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Modern Sherlock Holmes?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01OK, next one.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Are they episodes or...?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Ten seconds. - Shall we get the fourth one?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Can we have the fourth?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14They are new...
0:11:14 > 0:11:19- New Sherlock Holmeses. - I'm afraid that is not the answer,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22so there is a possible bonus point for the Goldfingers.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, we're not... We're not sure.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- We've got Dashiell Hammett and TS Eliot.- Do you have an answer?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- Yeah, we've just got it. - Too late now, I'm afraid.
0:11:33 > 0:11:38I said I wrote it, so regular viewers know it's not golf or maths.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- You say you know it now, Rosie? - We think it's literary prizes.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44They are prizes for writing crime fiction.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48You're not familiar, Daisy, with the Golden Dagger?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I'm afraid not. My brother's won it and I still didn't know it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56OK, we're at the end of Round One and looking at the scores...
0:12:03 > 0:12:09Before we continue, a reminder of why we're here. It is for Children In Need and here's how you can help.
0:12:09 > 0:12:15Every penny you give to BBC Children In Need will go to projects helping disadvantaged children in the UK.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20If you'd like to make a donation, visit the Children In Need website.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Every penny counts, so please give generously if you can.
0:12:26 > 0:12:32But I'm feeling ungenerous. I'll make you play another round of this fiendish quiz - Round Two.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Goldfingers, you go first again. Please choose a hieroglyph.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- I like Twisted Flax. - Well, then, you shall have it.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42These are going to be picture clues,
0:12:42 > 0:12:46so I want to know what would be the fourth picture. Here's the first.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49OK, that's somebody running...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Is that Roger Bannister?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Who knows?- It must be.- Next.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Bacon.- Bacon. Francis Bacon. Bacon...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Bannister, runner, bacon.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Rasher of... Danish? Danish?
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- OK, let's go.- We'd better go to the next one.- Remember, it's a sequence.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Jane Asher.- Asher, rasher, Brasher. - Oh, yes.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- What would it be though?- Who else?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Ten seconds.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Gnasher.- Gnasher. - Gnasher, yes, from The Beano.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24We're going to go for Gnasher from The Beano.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- I can't accept that answer. - It's a jolly good answer though.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Yes, but not the right one. I'll give the Fowls a chance of a bonus.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Antony Sher. S-H-E-R. - Antony Sher, that's right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38You noticed it's to do with the words.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43Chris Brasher, the athlete, take the first letter off, you get "rasher",
0:13:43 > 0:13:46take the first letter off that, you get Asher,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49then we went for Antony Sher.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Yeah, but our idea was quite good.- What was it?
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Brasher, "Bray-sher", rasher, Asher, Gnasher. That's pretty good.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yes, but, Matthew, that's not a sequence.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05- Oh, no.- It's just a rhyming word. - Yes, it's another one of the same.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08It is, but it has to be a sequence. You get a bonus point, Fowls,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11and the chance to choose a question.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13We will have that old Horned Viper.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17What would the fourth clue be in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Ontario.- Ontario.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Second, please.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Huron's a lake. - Are they by size or...?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Take another one.- Next one.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Michigan.- Are they going down in size or up in size?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42- Superior or Erie, isn't it? - Erie or Superior.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46I think they're going down. Em... Lake Erie.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50I'm afraid that's not the answer. "Too easy," says Mr Parris.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Superior? - It IS Superior. Why is that?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Going up in size. - It's the only lake not on there!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01They are the Great Lakes in order of increasing volume.
0:15:01 > 0:15:08- And Superior would be that one. The smallest is Erie.- I know. We thought they were going down.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Unfortunately not.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- That's your bonus, Goldfingers. Now choose a question.- Lion.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Lion, you roar. What is fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Tybalt. So he's a Capulet.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Or is he...? I think he's a Capulet. - Shall we get another one?- Yeah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Er, next.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34So they're all members... All from... Tybalt, Paris.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39- All people who die.- What order do they die in?- I think Juliet.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Isn't she? - Want to go for that?- Yeah.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- We're going to say Juliet. - Once again you get three points.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49The answer is Juliet.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55- Daisy, I think you know the connection. - They all die in Romeo and Juliet.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00Tybalt gets killed by Romeo, Paris gets killed by... Anyway.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- It's the order. - Romeo kills himself, then Juliet.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08It's the order in which they die and Juliet would be next.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Back to you, Fowls. - Eye of Horus, please.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17What would be the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21OK. Next one.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29- #- Any time you see me cry...- # - It's Not Unusual.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33It's not unusual to be mad at anyone.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37It's not unusual to be...sad with anyone.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41It's It's Not Unusual. Shall we get the third one?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44OK, can we have one more?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Have fun with anyone.- 10 seconds.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52- It's not unusual to...- The numbers indicate it's going backwards.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Two seconds.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Er...- What's the first line of It's Not Unusual?
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.- That's it!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- Be loved by anyone! - They all appear in the song.
0:17:09 > 0:17:16That is it. Lyrics from the Tom Jones song It's Not Unusual, and it's going backwards.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Be loved by anyone. Very well done.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Goldfingers?- Two reeds. - What's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- The watershed.- The watershed.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33- Is that 9.30? - Oh, nine. It's nine.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Next.
0:17:36 > 0:17:43- General election... - That's 10 o'clock.- 10 o'clock. - Yes. So, 11 o'clock.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- Shall we go for three?- Say midnight? - Yes, let's go for it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:54- We're going to go for midnight. - Have a look at the first two clues. Tell me what you'd expect to see.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- What happens at 12 o'clock? Closedown?- National anthem?
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Not any more.- Stop debating and tell me what the fourth is.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Something that happens at 12 o'clock.- New Year's Eve.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11- Turn into a bong! - I'll accept, "Something that happens at midnight."
0:18:11 > 0:18:17- Cinderella's coach becomes a pumpkin. A new day starts. - A number of things can happen!
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- I said turn into a pumpkin! - Something that happens at midnight is the answer.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Well done. Back to you, Fowls.
0:18:26 > 0:18:32Water. What would you expect the fourth in the sequence to be? Here's the first.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- 129...- Next, please.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Blue. Grey 129, blue 134. - OK, next.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Pink...- 140.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- 147.- Oh, yes! - 147, black.- Black, 147.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Black, 147. - The answer is 147 in black.
0:18:56 > 0:19:01- Very well done. Why is that? - It's the last four shots in a 147 break in snooker.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- The colours potted.- That is it. The final four stages
0:19:05 > 0:19:09of achieving a 147 break and the various colours.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11147, black. Well done to you.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14That means at the end of Round Two...
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Connecting Wall time. 16 clues to sort into four groups of four.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- Fowls, you're going first this time. Please choose lion or water. - We'll go for lion.
0:19:31 > 0:19:37OK, you've got the lion wall. Two and a half minutes to solve it starting now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45- Bramall Lane, Gigg Lane... White Hart Lane...- Meadow Lane. - They're all football grounds.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Bramall, Gigg and White Hart.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Good.- OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Cinnamon...- Chelsea buns.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Sticky bun. - Bath, Chelsea, Cinnamon, Sticky.
0:19:57 > 0:20:04- Beautiful.- OK. - Right, Order of the Garter. - Three lives now.- British Empire.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06But then what are the others?
0:20:08 > 0:20:13What are white roses? Tudor Rose, Fleur-de-lis.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Order of the British Empire. - Order of Merit, Order of the Garter.
0:20:17 > 0:20:22- Order of the Fleur-de-lis? - We don't want to press it yet.- No.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27- We can try.- Castle of Castile. Are these all national symbols?
0:20:27 > 0:20:32- Oh...- That's a national symbol, that is.- That is.- And...
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Order of the White Boar? Is that not...
0:20:38 > 0:20:43Is that not an order? Has it not just sorted itself out?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- Shall we...?- Two lives now. - Shall we...?
0:20:47 > 0:20:53- So about... - Tudor Rose, Thistle, Fleur-de-lis. - And the White Boar maybe?
0:20:53 > 0:20:58No, Castle of Castile is not an order. That sounds like a symbol.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04- Look for a different connection. - You've got a minute left. - Maybe these four.
0:21:04 > 0:21:10- Is there the Order of Fleur-de-lis? - In the Scouts maybe? That's one of their emblems.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- If we did Orders, it would be Garter, Merit, British Empire and Fleur-de-lis?- Yeah.
0:21:15 > 0:21:21- What do these lot become?- Er... Tudor Rose. Are they symbols of Royal Houses?
0:21:21 > 0:21:28- They're not soap, are they? - Royal Houses, maybe. Thistle, Fleur-de-lis, Tudor Rose...
0:21:28 > 0:21:33- Castile is a...- 30 seconds. - Shall we try Castile, Tudor Rose...
0:21:33 > 0:21:39- Maybe Fleur-de-lis. Order of the Thistle! Fleur-de-lis and White Boar.- That's it!
0:21:39 > 0:21:44You've solved the wall. Very well done. Four points. Extra points for the connections.
0:21:44 > 0:21:51- Bramall, Meadow, Gigg, White Hart. - Clark will have played at all of them. Football ground Lanes.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- They are indeed.- Football grounds.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Bath, Chelsea, Cinnamon, Sticky.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Buns.- They're simply buns.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04What about this? Castle of Castile, Tudor Rose, Fleur-de-lis, White Boar.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09- Emblems of Royal Houses?- That's what I'd go for.- I'll take it!
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Royal badges of English monarchs. And the last one?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Thistle, Garter, Merit, British Empire.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20- Orders you get from the Queen. - That's it. Orders of chivalry.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Very well done. Four points for the groups,
0:22:23 > 0:22:29four for the connections. And a bonus of two for the maximum of 10 points.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Time to bring back the Goldfingers to see what they can do.
0:22:33 > 0:22:3716 new clues still need solving in the same Sudoku style.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Hello, Goldfingers. You get the water wall.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Two and a half minutes to solve it starting now.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Blue, Browning... Lots of poets there.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Arnold, Rossetti, Swinburne.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Hopkins...
0:22:59 > 0:23:04- Try Browning, Arnold, Rossetti... - Swinburne.- Ooh.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Right. Let's see the other ones.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09We've got Well Done...Raw...
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Blue...and Rare. Oh, hang on. Rare...
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Medium.- Oh.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Try that. ..Yes!
0:23:19 > 0:23:24Right. So now that gives us Raw. Corfield. Does that ring any bells?
0:23:24 > 0:23:30- What about Fledgling? Raw... - Jejune.- And Green.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Now it's three lives, so be careful. You've got plenty of time.
0:23:34 > 0:23:40We've got some poets there. And what are the other ones? What's the other possible category?
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- Em, painters?- Who's not a poet? Donaldson isn't, is he?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- I don't think so.- Julia Donaldson?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Yeah, it could be Julia Donaldson.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Children's poets. Browning, Donaldson...
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- I don't know who Cass is. - And I don't know Corfield.
0:24:01 > 0:24:07- Er...- So we think it's possibly Donaldson, Cass, Corfield and one of these other poets.
0:24:07 > 0:24:13- Why don't you try it, then? - We don't know which. What haven't we tried?
0:24:13 > 0:24:19- You've got a minute left. - Browning, Arnold, Rossetti and... Hopkins.- We're tried those three.
0:24:19 > 0:24:26- And those two.- What about Browning, Arnold, Rossetti and...Donaldson? - Shall we try those four?
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- Browning...- We've done Hopkins. - Browning, Arnold, Rossetti, Donaldson. Try that.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36- Julia Donaldson.- But I think we need to stick with poets.- OK.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- She is a poet.- Is she? - Two lives now.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- You're just...wildly guessing now! - One life.- OK, wildly guessing.
0:24:47 > 0:24:53- OK...- One life. - Browning, Donaldson, Swinburne, Hopkins.- Leave Browning out.
0:24:53 > 0:24:5615 seconds.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01- We've done those four.- Arnold, Rossetti, Swinburne, Hopkins...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03No, no, not Browning!
0:25:03 > 0:25:07That's it. You've used your three lives and the wall is frozen.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11You found two groups. Connections - Blue, Rare, Medium, Well Done?
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- Ways to cook your steak. - Ways to cook beef.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Green, Fledgling, Raw, Jejune?
0:25:18 > 0:25:23- All mean young and unformed. - Novices.- Words for immature. You can still get connection points.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Let's resolve the wall.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Browning, Rossetti, Swinburne, Hopkins?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32All Catholic...no.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- What's your answer?- Poets. - They are Victorian poets.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40And the last group. Arnold, Cass, Donaldson, Corfield?
0:25:40 > 0:25:46Are they all... I think they are all Radio Four announcers.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50They are Radio 4 newsreaders and announcers.
0:25:50 > 0:25:56Alice Arnold, Harriet Cass, Peter Donaldson and Corrie Corfield.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00They're familiar now! So you found two groups
0:26:00 > 0:26:06and got four points for connections. That's a total of six. Let's see what that does to the scores.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Stop that. It's rude to make personal remarks. I put the ears on because it's a special night.
0:26:19 > 0:26:25If you want to play a connecting wall, we've got a special Children In Need one on our website
0:26:25 > 0:26:31and a link to the donation site. Now the missing vowels round where this will be decided.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36So fingers on buzzers, teams. I will tell you the connections in advance.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39The first four clues are all...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42inflammations of the body.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Tennis Elbow.- Correct.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Shin splints.- Correct.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Don't know this one? Housemaid's Knee. Next one...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Jogger's Nipple.- Correct!
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Next category - celebrities who were cartoonists.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Bob Monkhouse.- Correct.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Don't know this one? It's Federico Fellini. Next clue.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Oh. Cheryl Barker?- Lose a point.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- Goldfingers?- Charlie Brooker.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Correct. Next clue.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32- Humphrey Lyttleton.- Correct.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Next category. Some of the 50 ways to leave your lover.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43- You don't need to be coy, Roy. - Correct.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- Hop on the bus, Gus.- Correct.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Make a new plan, Stan.- Correct.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Just drop off the key, Lee.- Right.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Next: quotations from Hamlet.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09Don't know this one? "Brevity is the soul of wit."
0:28:09 > 0:28:11END OF ROUND MUSIC
0:28:12 > 0:28:17There will be no next clue. It's the end of the quiz.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20After an amazing wall round and decisive Round Four,
0:28:20 > 0:28:23the Goldfingers finish on 21 points,
0:28:23 > 0:28:28- but the Fowls are the winners with 26.- Well done, you two.
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