Episode 17

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0:00:02 > 0:00:08Welcome to the quiz show that demands perfection. Four contestants hope their knowledge is flawless.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11This is Perfection.

0:00:22 > 0:00:27Hello and welcome to the quiz show where only perfect play is good enough.

0:00:27 > 0:00:33We call the contestants the Usual Suspects. In a moment, one of them will be randomly selected

0:00:33 > 0:00:38to join me here to play Perfection. They'll face true or false statements.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41For example, if I said:

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Would you say that was true or false?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47If you said true, you'd be right.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51True or false might seem easy,

0:00:51 > 0:00:57but get a single answer wrong and the Usual Suspects are allowed in to capitalise on those mistakes.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01You know how the game works. Let's meet the Usual Suspects.

0:01:01 > 0:01:07Hello. I'm Tony, a retired school teacher from Bedford, and this is my first game.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11I'm Angus, a student from Aberdeen, and this is my first game.

0:01:11 > 0:01:18Hi. My name's Angie, I'm a commercial manager of a football club from Staines, and this is my second game.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Hiya. I'm Mel, a staff nurse from Nottingham. This is my seventh game.

0:01:22 > 0:01:29- Welcome to you all, particularly Tony and Angus. A retired teacher? - Yes, that's correct.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- And a student still going through education?- I hope so, yeah!

0:01:33 > 0:01:38I wonder which one of you gets more sleep now.

0:01:38 > 0:01:43Welcome to you all. One of you will be randomly picked to play Perfection.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Angie, it's you that's been chosen. Please come and play Perfection.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59- Welcome to the show. Looking forward to playing?- I am. - You work for a football club?

0:01:59 > 0:02:04I supported them for years, then got the offer to work for them.

0:02:04 > 0:02:10- East London? West London? I'm picking up the accent. West London?- I am, yeah.

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Right, Angie, it's now you versus the Usual Suspects. Their job is to stop you winning the prize fund.

0:02:16 > 0:02:23Your failure will mean the prize money rolls over to the next game and you don't want that happening.

0:02:23 > 0:02:29- No.- Every game is worth £1,000. Unfortunately for you, the previous game was won,

0:02:29 > 0:02:33so the prize fund is reset to...£1,000.

0:02:33 > 0:02:40- In the current climate, £1,000 is good money.- Well, I would have bought my team a striker

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- if it had been yesterday's game. - Really?

0:02:43 > 0:02:50- Now I'd give it to the Baby Unit that saved my grandson's life. - Ah, that's fantastic.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55I had twin grandsons born very premature, they were life or death,

0:02:55 > 0:03:01- and now they're six-year-old thugs. - How are they doing?- Lovely. - Only Granny can say that!

0:03:01 > 0:03:06Fantastic. OK, Angie, good luck, obviously. Here's how it works.

0:03:06 > 0:03:12You play three rounds and a final. Every round where you achieve perfection makes the final easier,

0:03:12 > 0:03:19or else the Usual Suspects step in and make the final harder for you. More of that to follow later.

0:03:19 > 0:03:26Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off so you can't see or hear anything. Away they go.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- You can now talk freely.- OK.

0:03:30 > 0:03:35Each round has four true or false statements. You have 45 seconds.

0:03:35 > 0:03:40- Once you've given your answers, they'll be locked in. Happy?- Yeah.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Then let's play Perfection.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Underworld is a business in Coronation Street. - That's true.- True.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Nelson's Column was built in the 18th century.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I don't know, but I would say...true.- True.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04The Thai sauce Nam Pla is sweet.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I've never eaten Thai food.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'd say...true.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15True. And Frederick Forsyth wrote The Odessa File.

0:04:15 > 0:04:21- True.- True. With loads of time to spare, you've answered all four. Happy?

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Not really, but a 50/50 guess, isn't it?

0:04:26 > 0:04:33Before we reveal how well you've done, time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Tony, has Angie achieved perfection? - I think she's pretty near it.

0:04:38 > 0:04:45I'm sure of the first one. Underworld is definitely the knicker factory in Coronation Street.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Thank you for your specialist knowledge(!) Angus, how's she done?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I'm pretty good with takeaways, so C is possibly right.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- It's my specialist subject, I think.- Excellent.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Angie, sounds like a vote of confidence. The moment of truth.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06You need all four to win the round. How many did you get correct?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ah!

0:05:13 > 0:05:18Oh, it is not perfection. 2 out of 4 is not good enough.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22You've allowed your enemies in. Can you steal the round?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26You need to change two answers, but which two?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31- Well, A is right.- We know that. - What about B?- Nelson...?

0:05:31 > 0:05:36That's the one I was doubtful about.

0:05:36 > 0:05:42I'm not certain on C, but Frederick Forsyth did write The Odessa File...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45By a process of elimination... B and C, right?

0:05:45 > 0:05:51- Yeah.- Can we change B and C, please? - You can. B changes to false and C changes from true to false.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Leaving A and D as Angie answered. Let's find out the correct answers.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Green is true, red is false.

0:05:59 > 0:06:04Underworld is a business in Coronation Street. True or false?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yes, it's absolutely true.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12Nelson's Column was built in the 18th century. True or false? ..It is false.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18In the 1840s, so the 19th century, was when it was built.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22The Thai sauce Nam Pla is sweet. True or false?

0:06:22 > 0:06:27It's false! So it's salty. It's made from fish.

0:06:27 > 0:06:33You know where this is going. Frederick Forsyth wrote The Odessa File. True or false?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37It's true. Congratulations. You have achieved perfection.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40High five. High five.

0:06:41 > 0:06:46Fantastic. One of the least accurate high fives I've ever seen there.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50You were lucky not to take someone's eye out.

0:06:50 > 0:06:57Angie, they've stolen the round. You can now make Angie's chances of winning much harder.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01And here's how. Angie, this is your final board.

0:07:01 > 0:07:07These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories with true or false statements.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11You need all six correct to win. So you need perfect play.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17Here are your final round categories. Shakespeare, US geography, children's books,

0:07:17 > 0:07:20World War II, spices and others.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25If you had won that round, you could choose two categories,

0:07:25 > 0:07:32but because they stole the round, they choose the two categories, hoping to make your final harder.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36So, Usual Suspects, which two do you think Angie won't want?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Planets or Shakespeare?

0:07:38 > 0:07:43I think Planets is quite good, but Shakespeare's better.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Shall we go Shakespeare and Planets? Yeah, please.

0:07:47 > 0:07:54Shakespeare goes across and becomes the first category. Planets becomes the second.

0:07:54 > 0:08:00Well done, Usual Suspects. You've won the first round. We'll see you in Round 2. Away they go.

0:08:00 > 0:08:06- Angie, what do you think of their choices?- Great for them, but lousy for me.- Really?

0:08:06 > 0:08:11- Oh, stop it! Shakespeare and Planets?! Please!- All right.

0:08:11 > 0:08:18Well, it's only the first round. You still have two more to choose your own categories.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Let's play Round 2.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- John Prescott was given the nickname Two Jags.- Absolutely right. True.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34True. The Duckworth-Lewis method is used in cricket.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Never heard of it. So I'll say false.- False.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Iberia was the Ancient Greek word for Britain.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47I thought it was for Spain. Iberia Airways. I'll say...

0:08:47 > 0:08:53- I'll say false.- False. And, finally, West Side Story is by Rodgers and Hammerstein.

0:08:53 > 0:08:59I think it is. I've seen it loads of times. I can sing every song, but don't know who wrote them. True.

0:08:59 > 0:09:05- True. Thank you very much. That sounded a bit better.- Yeah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Iberia's...and the cricket, obviously.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Before we reveal how you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:09:13 > 0:09:18There are Angie's answers. Angus, has she achieved perfection?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- I'm pretty certain she has, actually.- Mel?

0:09:22 > 0:09:28I'm not sure about B. The Duckworth-Lewis method. I don't know, I'm not sure.

0:09:28 > 0:09:35OK, the moment of truth. You need all four to have won the round. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46Just two of the four, despite the vote of confidence.

0:09:46 > 0:09:52You've failed to achieve perfection and you've let them in. Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56You see Angie's answers. You need to change two.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- We know A...- Is definitely correct. B, my other half's a Duckworth.

0:10:00 > 0:10:08- I'm sure he mentioned that was in cricket. And what about Iberia?- Is it a trick question?

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- It normally refers to Spain, doesn't it?- Yeah.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17So change B. Something rings a bell for me on that.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22- Change B from false to true, please. - Thank you. I need one more.- C or D?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I think D she's got right.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Rodgers and Hammerstein just sounds right to me.- OK. Go for C, then.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- You OK with that? - I'm quite happy.

0:10:32 > 0:10:37- Change C, please. - Change C from false to true?- Yeah.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Thank you. Leaving A and D as Angie first answered.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45Let's find out what the correct answers are.

0:10:45 > 0:10:51John Prescott was given the nickname Two Jags. True or false? Yes, it was of course true.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55The Duckworth-Lewis method is used in cricket. True or false?

0:10:55 > 0:11:02It IS true. It's to do with rain-affected play on one day or limited over matches.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Iberia was the Ancient Greek word for Britain. Is that true or false?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09It's false!

0:11:09 > 0:11:15- Damn.- Usual Suspects, you have failed to achieve perfection and failed to steal the round from Angie.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Em, it's the Latin word for Spain and Portugal.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Have you achieved perfection at home? Let's find out.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27West Side Story is by Rodgers and Hammerstein. True or false?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30False, in actual fact.

0:11:30 > 0:11:36Music's by Leonard Bernstein, and the words by Stephen Sondheim.

0:11:36 > 0:11:43OK, Usual Suspects, had you achieved perfection, you could now make Angie's chances much harder.

0:11:43 > 0:11:49Let's have a look at the board. Two subjects were already chosen by the Usual Suspects.

0:11:49 > 0:11:55Angie, because neither side won that round, the two categories carry over to the next round.

0:11:55 > 0:12:01Four categories will be on offer. Usual Suspects, I'll switch you off. We'll see you in Round 3.

0:12:01 > 0:12:08Obviously, Angie, with four categories in the next round, it's really important to do well.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- Ready?- I am.- Let's play Round 3.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21- Stephen Fry appears in the Harry Potter films.- True.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26- True. Culottes are fingerless gloves.- That's false.- False.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31The River Ruhr flows into the River Rhine.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Have no idea, so I'll say...true.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37True.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42The stratocumulus is a part of the human brain.

0:12:44 > 0:12:50- Could be anywhere in the body. I wouldn't know how to say it! Let's say false.- False.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55And with time to spare you've answered all four statements.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Happy with that?- No, no. I know the top two are all right.

0:13:00 > 0:13:06I'm not a geography girl. And that could be anywhere. It could be in the fingernail!

0:13:06 > 0:13:11Before we reveal how you've done, time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:13:11 > 0:13:17These are the four statements and Angie's answers. Mel, has she achieved perfection?

0:13:17 > 0:13:22- I don't think she's far off. I know she's got B right. That's trousers.- And Tony?

0:13:22 > 0:13:28- I have my doubts about the last one. The other three certainly seem to be correct.- Thank you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:34You need to have all four correct to win the round. Let's see how many are right.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Not quite perfection. 3 out of 4's not good enough.

0:13:44 > 0:13:48You've let your enemies into the game. Can they steal the round?

0:13:48 > 0:13:54- You need to change one answer. - I think A's a misnomer. A's trying to trip you up.

0:13:54 > 0:14:01- I'm trying to think if I've seen him in it.- I've seen most of them and he's never appeared in them.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- There's lots of good British actors, but...- All right.

0:14:04 > 0:14:11- We'll go for A. Change from true to false. - Thank you. Leaving B, C and D

0:14:11 > 0:14:18as first answered by Angie. Usual Suspects, let's see what the correct answers are.

0:14:18 > 0:14:24Stephen Fry appears in the Harry Potter films. True or false? ..It's false.

0:14:24 > 0:14:30He has narrated the audiobooks, which is where some people maybe get confused.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33So you know where this is going.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Culottes are fingerless gloves. False. They are a short trouser.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42The River Ruhr flows into the River Rhine. True or false? Yep, it does.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46The stratocumulus is a part of the human brain. True or false?

0:14:46 > 0:14:50It's false. Congratulations, you have achieved perfection.

0:14:55 > 0:15:01And you said it could appear anywhere in the body. Not unless you were very high up, outside

0:15:01 > 0:15:06and breathing in hard. It is a type of cloud.

0:15:06 > 0:15:12Angie, they have succeeded and stolen the round. You can now make Angie's chances of winning

0:15:12 > 0:15:14a lot harder. Let's have a look.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19Two subject categories are already there, chosen by the Usual Suspects.

0:15:19 > 0:15:25Because you won the round, you can choose the next four categories to add -

0:15:25 > 0:15:29that's the two from the last round, and two from the round before.

0:15:29 > 0:15:35So...which four would you like Angie to play in the final?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Politician? Yes.- Politicians.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Politicians.- US geography? Yeah, US geography.

0:15:42 > 0:15:47- Yeah, US geography. - Thank you. US geography.

0:15:47 > 0:15:53- Spices? - My cooking skills are very limited, so spices...- Yeah, go for spices.

0:15:53 > 0:16:00- OK, spices. Thank you. And finally...?- Colours is just so random.- Yeah. Go for colours?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yeah, colours.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Thank you very much. Colours finishes the final board.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09We know our six final categories.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Guys, time to switch you off for the final time. And away they go.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20What do you think?

0:16:20 > 0:16:25- They're making me work hard for this £1,000!- You'll earn it!

0:16:25 > 0:16:29- If I get that right, yeah! - Anything you like?- Nothing at all.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30OK.

0:16:30 > 0:16:34Angie, for £1,000, it's time to play the final.

0:16:35 > 0:16:41This is the all-important final. Achieve perfection and you could leave with a prize of £1,000.

0:16:41 > 0:16:49Fail and you leave with nothing, which would be great for the Usual Suspects who'd then play for £2,000.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Let's play the final round.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Angie, here are your final six categories.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £1,000.

0:17:05 > 0:17:11Think carefully. There's no time limit, but your first answer will be locked in.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Let's reveal your first statement.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Prospero is a character in Titus Andronicus.

0:17:18 > 0:17:23I've never heard of it, so Prospero... Is that Greek?

0:17:23 > 0:17:29- Or Italian? Sounds foreign, anyway, so we'll say...true.- True.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35The Earth is larger than Mars.

0:17:35 > 0:17:41I don't think so. It takes a long time to get there.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43It's a long way away.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48- I'll say that the Earth is smaller, so false.- False.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54David Cameron is older than Nick Clegg.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59I think David Cameron is the youngest Prime Minister now.

0:17:59 > 0:18:07Nick Clegg, I believe he had a birthday recently. There's not a lot in it. I'll say true.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08True.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Old Faithful is a geyser in Yellowstone National Park.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I've heard of Old Faithful.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I would say...

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Yellowstone National Park. Isn't that where the Flintstones are?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Old Faithful.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35- I'll say false.- False.- Yeah.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43Saffron is obtained from a variety of crocus.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47I know saffron is from a flower.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52I'll say... I'll say true cos I think it's from a flower.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53True.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56And, finally, colours.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Puce is a shade of yellow.

0:19:00 > 0:19:07I always thought puce was a shade of green, but then...they go a puce colour if they feel sick.

0:19:07 > 0:19:13Usually people go yellow... I'm going to say true, cos it's yellowy-green, I believe.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16True. OK.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21Those answers are locked in. One mistake and you leave with nothing.

0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Which ones are you worried about? - All of them.- Really?- Yes.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30There's not one there I could say I'm happy about. It's a 50/50 guess.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they say.

0:19:34 > 0:19:40Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements and Angie's answers.

0:19:40 > 0:19:46Angie, your answers are locked in. But you can unlock the board with their help.

0:19:46 > 0:19:52This will, however, come at a cost. Usual Suspects, I'm now going to ask you to tell me how well

0:19:52 > 0:19:58you think Angie has done, if you want to help and how much it will cost.

0:19:58 > 0:20:04- Remember, you can't refer to any of the statements specifically. Angie, who's first?- Tony.

0:20:04 > 0:20:10Angie, I think you've got a couple wrong, but unfortunately I can't be tempted down.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Anybody else?- Em, no, not really.

0:20:14 > 0:20:20They're what I've said. I wouldn't split £1,000 because I'm giving it to the Baby Unit,

0:20:20 > 0:20:27- so I'll go with that.- All right. So negotiations are closed. You've decided to go it alone.- Alone.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31So for £1,000, you are six answers away.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Let's find out if you achieved perfection.

0:20:35 > 0:20:42Remember, if it turns green, it's true, if it turns red, it's false.

0:20:42 > 0:20:47Let's start at the top. Prospero is a character in Titus Andronicus.

0:20:47 > 0:20:52- You went for a guess.- Yes.- You had to. You've got to have a punt. You went for true.

0:20:52 > 0:20:57We want this to turn green to get you up and running. True or false?

0:20:58 > 0:21:03- There.- It's false, I'm afraid. You've fallen at the first hurdle.

0:21:03 > 0:21:09He's in The Tempest. It is a Shakespeare play.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I'm afraid you failed to achieve perfection, so you get no cash.

0:21:12 > 0:21:18Have you achieved perfection at home? Shall we find out?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22The Earth is larger than Mars. Is that true or false?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25It's actually true, I'm afraid.

0:21:25 > 0:21:31David Cameron is older than Nick Clegg. You thought it was true. Is it true or false?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34It is true! A correct answer.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Three months older, that's all. - I knew it weren't much.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Old Faithful is a geyser in Yellowstone National Park.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45I'm afraid it is true. OK.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49"Saffron is obtained from a variety of crocus." You said "true".

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Is it true or false?

0:21:51 > 0:21:56It is true. Well done. That's another correct answer.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59And finally, "puce is a shade of yellow".

0:21:59 > 0:22:03You say people turn puce when they're not well, so it may be true.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06You've gone for "true". Is it true or false?

0:22:08 > 0:22:10- I'm afraid it's...- Green.- ..false.

0:22:10 > 0:22:16- Is it green?- It's a reddy-purple. People go puce when they've been running really hard.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'm afraid you haven't achieved perfection.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Usual Suspects, the prize fund rolls over to the next game

0:22:23 > 0:22:27where one of you could be playing for £2,000. Pleased with that?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Yeah.- Very much so.- Better than a thousand.- They're very happy.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Angie, I'm afraid you go home with nothing, but I hope you've enjoyed playing.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40It's been good fun. I've met some nice people. Doesn't matter about the money.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Angie, everybody! - APPLAUSE

0:22:45 > 0:22:51It's now time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Hi, I'm Jamie, I'm a police officer and I'm from Hampshire.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03Welcome to the show. What do you make of the three sitting alongside you?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- We're a bit of a mismatch, I think. - Really?- Yeah.- Best of luck.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Which one of you will be randomly picked to play Perfection?

0:23:16 > 0:23:21Jamie, you've been chosen. Please come and play Perfection.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Jamie, welcome to the game. A policeman?

0:23:24 > 0:23:30- Yes.- Always wanted to be a policeman? You have to have people skills, but you have to be quite...

0:23:30 > 0:23:36- You've got to have like skills. I was a kids' holiday rep for ten years beforehand.- Were you really?

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- I went from one side to the other. - What an interesting change in lifestyle!

0:23:40 > 0:23:45I'm fascinated by people who suddenly veer off in another direction. Welcome to the show.

0:23:45 > 0:23:50It's you versus the Usual Suspects. Your team-mates are now your enemies.

0:23:50 > 0:23:56Here is the good news. Nobody won the last game, so the prize fund currently stands at £2,000.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58APPLAUSE

0:23:58 > 0:24:04- What would you do with £2,000? - I always spend my money on my kids. - Aw!- That's where it all goes.

0:24:04 > 0:24:09- And they've picked out a dolls' house.- Good for you. Well, good luck.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13There are three rounds and a final. Usual Suspects, we switch you off,

0:24:13 > 0:24:19so you can't see or hear anything, but if Jamie makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game. Cheerio.

0:24:19 > 0:24:25- And away they go. You can now talk through your answers without giving away vital knowledge. Ready?- Yeah.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Then let's play Perfection. - APPLAUSE

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Ranieri...

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I think he was Chelsea. We'll go...

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- True.- True.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- False.- False.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01- False.- False.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05- True.- True.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09With plenty of time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11You seemed very confident about B.

0:25:11 > 0:25:18I believe when you've got no idea, just say the first thing that comes into your head. Sound confident!

0:25:18 > 0:25:23Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27These are the four statements and next to them are Jamie's answers.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Tony, has he achieved perfection?

0:25:29 > 0:25:34He almost has. I think there's just one there that I would question.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Which one?- That's the one about Mickey Rooney and Ava Gardner.

0:25:38 > 0:25:44All right. Jamie, you need to have answered all four statements correctly to have won the round.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Let's see how many are correct.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Just two of the four. That's not perfection.

0:25:55 > 0:26:00You've let the Usual Suspects into the game. Can you steal the round? You see Jamie's answers.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02You need to change two of them.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07- Does anyone know which are right? - Claudio Ranieri, I don't know about Man City.

0:26:07 > 0:26:13I thought Ranieri was a Man United manager, rather than Man City, but I'm not sure.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17But Mickey Rooney had marriages before and I think...

0:26:17 > 0:26:21- What about changing A and B then? - A and C...- A and C you're saying.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23- A and C.- Mel?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25A and C, please, Nick.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27A changes from "true" to "false",

0:26:27 > 0:26:30C changes from "false" to "true", B and D remain the same.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Let's see what the correct answers are.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37If a statement turns green, it's true. If it turns red, it's false.

0:26:37 > 0:26:42"Claudio Ranieri is a former manager of Man City." True or false?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- It is false. He used to manage Chelsea.- Oh.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51"Werewolf Hall is a Booker Prize-winning novel." True or false?

0:26:51 > 0:26:53It is false.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Wolf Hall is a Booker Prize-winning novel.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01"Ava Gardner was once the wife of Mickey Rooney." True or false?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04- True.- Nice one.

0:27:04 > 0:27:09Finally, "Ethelred the Unready was a king of England." True or false?

0:27:09 > 0:27:12True. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- You have achieved perfection. - APPLAUSE

0:27:18 > 0:27:20He was King for nearly 40 years.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Jamie, they've stolen the round.

0:27:23 > 0:27:30Usual Suspects, you can now make Jamie's chances of winning the prize fund much harder in the final.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34And here's how. Jamie, this is your final board.

0:27:34 > 0:27:40These six blank spaces need to be filled in with subject categories. Here are the final round categories.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Because the Usual Suspects stole the round, they choose the categories,

0:27:51 > 0:27:57hoping to make the final harder for you to win. Which two would you like Jamie to play in the final?

0:27:57 > 0:28:02- Dog Shows?- How about '60s Film? - I was thinking Dog Shows.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04What do we want? Composers then?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Yeah, Composers.- What about...? - Let's plump for that.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Composers.- Commentators maybe?

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- Or Dog Shows? - I think Astronomy, I do.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17- I'd go with Astronomy. - Yeah, Astronomy, Nick.

0:28:17 > 0:28:22Astronomy becomes the second category. Well done, Usual Suspects.

0:28:22 > 0:28:26It's time to switch you off, but we'll see you in Round 2. Away they go.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Jamie, what do you think of their choices? Composers?

0:28:30 > 0:28:35- Astronomy, definitely, a thumbs-up there. - You like that?- Yeah. Composers...

0:28:35 > 0:28:38I've got a fair knowledge of composing.

0:28:38 > 0:28:45- Jamie, you have two more rounds to find perfection and choose your own categories for the final.- Yeah.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48If you're ready, we'll play Round 2.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51APPLAUSE

0:28:52 > 0:28:55Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:28:58 > 0:29:01Oh, when does the sweep take place?

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- True.- True.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17- False.- False.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21- True.- True.

0:29:25 > 0:29:28- GERMAN ACCENT: That is true.- True.

0:29:28 > 0:29:35With time to spare, you've answered all four statements. A little bit of your old career came out at the end.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37I won't do the walk.

0:29:37 > 0:29:41It's time for us to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:29:41 > 0:29:45These are the four statements and next to them are Jamie's answers.

0:29:45 > 0:29:49- Angus, has he achieved perfection? - I think he's pretty close.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52I don't think the "flamingoes" one is right.

0:29:52 > 0:29:57You must answer all four statements perfectly to win the round. Let's see how many are correct.

0:30:04 > 0:30:08Three out of four is not bad, but it's not perfection.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11You've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

0:30:11 > 0:30:16Can you steal the round? You need to change just one of Jamie's answers.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Definitely "A" is wrong.

0:30:18 > 0:30:22- I think...- I'd put my house on it. - You think "A" is wrong?

0:30:22 > 0:30:29- "A" is false.- If you'd put your house on it...- "A" is false. - It's run in April.- Yeah.- OK.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Can you change "A", please?

0:30:31 > 0:30:36- These boys, I'm going to have to sort them out.- Help me. I'm scared.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- So we're going to change "A"?- Yeah.

0:30:39 > 0:30:43"A" changes from "true" to "false", B, C and D remain the same.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Let's find out the correct answers.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49"The Grand National is traditionally run in June." True or false?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52- False.- Well done.

0:30:52 > 0:30:57- It's late March, early April. - Thank you.- You know where the rest of these are going.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00"The Appalachian Mountains are in Italy." True or false?

0:31:00 > 0:31:03False. North America, in fact.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07"Flamingoes are pink because of the food they eat." True.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10It is to do with the food they eat. So, finally...

0:31:10 > 0:31:13"Herr Flick was a character in 'Allo Allo!" True.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19APPLAUSE

0:31:19 > 0:31:21I enjoyed that.

0:31:21 > 0:31:25The Usual Suspects succeeded where you failed and stole the round.

0:31:25 > 0:31:32Usual Suspects, you can now make Jamie's chances of winning the prize fund of £2,000 much harder.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Let's see the final board.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Two subjects chosen already by you.

0:31:36 > 0:31:41Because you won the round, you can choose the next two categories.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Which two do you think Jamie won't want to play in the final?

0:31:44 > 0:31:47I think India, I do. And Commentators.

0:31:47 > 0:31:53- Right, well, Matron thinks India... - India, please.- I'll go with her. I don't want any more disputes.

0:31:53 > 0:31:58- India, please.- India goes across. - Go on, boys, I'll let you pick one.

0:31:58 > 0:32:04- What would you like, Tony?- I would've gone for '60s Film & TV, but like you say, he could be a film boffin.

0:32:04 > 0:32:10- What about Commentators? Come on, hurry up.- Commentators.- Yes. - Commentators, please.- Thank you.

0:32:10 > 0:32:14Commentators becomes the fourth. Congratulations, Usual Suspects.

0:32:14 > 0:32:19You've won the second round. Time to switch you off. Please be intact when you come back.

0:32:19 > 0:32:24Keep it nice and safe in there. We'll see you in Round 3. And away they go.

0:32:24 > 0:32:28Jamie, they're falling out in there, aren't they?

0:32:28 > 0:32:31I'm glad I'm down here and not in there.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35- What do you think of what they've chosen? India?- India is random.

0:32:35 > 0:32:41Commentators, I listen to a fair bit of sport. It depends how far back they go with the commentators.

0:32:41 > 0:32:46- You still have one more chance to find perfection. Ready to play the next round?- Yeah.

0:32:46 > 0:32:50- OK, let's go and play Round 3. - APPLAUSE

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Your 45 seconds starts now.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08- True.- True.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- False.- False.

0:33:23 > 0:33:25- True.- True.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32- True.- True.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36You've answered all four statements. You didn't look as comfortable.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39I'm trying to think more, which is necessary in the game.

0:33:39 > 0:33:45Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49These are the four statements and next to them are Jamie's answers.

0:33:49 > 0:33:55- Mel, has he achieved perfection? - I think he might have done. B is correct because it's black.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Yeah, I think he's done all right.

0:33:57 > 0:34:03Jamie, you need to have answered all four statements perfectly to have won the round.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Let's find out how many you got correct.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12Just two of the four.

0:34:12 > 0:34:18Jamie, you failed to achieve perfection again. You've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

0:34:18 > 0:34:22Can you steal the round? You need to change two of Jamie's answers.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Elizabeth II wasn't the Stuart period.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- It's a different period. - I'm thinking of Blackadder.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33- So shall we change that to "false"? - Yeah.- I agree with that.

0:34:33 > 0:34:38- We'll change "A", Nick.- "A" changes from "true" to "false". One more?

0:34:38 > 0:34:41- I'm pretty sure B and C... - I'm sure B is right.

0:34:41 > 0:34:45- If you're confident, let's go... - My reaction was broiling is slow.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47We'll do D. D as well, please.

0:34:47 > 0:34:51- Broiling is slow cooking.- I think it's the same sort of thing.

0:34:51 > 0:34:53D changes from "true" to "false",

0:34:53 > 0:34:55leaving B and C the same.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Let's find out the correct answers.

0:34:57 > 0:35:02"Elizabeth II belongs to the royal house of Stuart." True or false?

0:35:02 > 0:35:05It is false. The House of Windsor.

0:35:05 > 0:35:10"Kohl, a substance used in make-up, is red." True or false?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13It is false.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15It's black.

0:35:15 > 0:35:20"The Russian version of USSR is written as CCCP." True or false?

0:35:20 > 0:35:23True. You know where this is going.

0:35:23 > 0:35:27"Broiling is cooking by fast boiling in water." True or false?

0:35:27 > 0:35:30False. Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32APPLAUSE

0:35:34 > 0:35:38Broiling is cooking by direct exposure to heat.

0:35:38 > 0:35:44So, Jamie, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed and they've stolen the round.

0:35:44 > 0:35:50Usual Suspects, you can now make Jamie's chances of winning the prize fund as hard as you can make it.

0:35:50 > 0:35:55Let's see the final board. Four categories already on there chosen by you.

0:35:55 > 0:35:59And because you won the round, you choose the last two categories.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03So which two would you like Jamie to play in the final?

0:36:03 > 0:36:06I want Dog Shows in there. I'm intrigued by that one.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09- I'll go along with Dog Shows. - Dog Shows, please.

0:36:09 > 0:36:12Dog Shows goes across. We need just one more.

0:36:12 > 0:36:18- I'm thinking Telephones or '60s Film & TV.- You said that he may well know '60s Film.

0:36:18 > 0:36:23- We'll put Telephones.- Telephones. I'll say it, I'm the boss.- OK.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26- Matron!- Oh, be nice!

0:36:26 > 0:36:31Telephones goes in as the final category. Thank you very much.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33We now know our six final categories.

0:36:39 > 0:36:44OK, guys, time to switch you off for the final time. And away they go.

0:36:44 > 0:36:50- Dog Shows and Telephones?- You could be lucky about all the others, but I know nothing about Dog Shows.

0:36:50 > 0:36:55- They have dogs in them and it's a show. - That's the limit of your knowledge?

0:36:55 > 0:37:00- Yeah. That question won't come up. - OK, Jamie, for £2,000, it's time to play the final.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Jamie, this is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection,

0:37:05 > 0:37:10you could be leaving with the prize fund of £2,000. If you fail, you leave with nothing.

0:37:10 > 0:37:14- Let's play the final round. - APPLAUSE

0:37:14 > 0:37:18Jamie, here are your final six categories.

0:37:24 > 0:37:29You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £2,000. There is no time limit.

0:37:29 > 0:37:34- But once you've made your first answer, it's locked in. Ready?- Yeah.

0:37:34 > 0:37:40Let's reveal your first statement. Please tell me if you believe it to be true or false. Composers...

0:37:40 > 0:37:43"Brahms and Liszt lived centuries apart."

0:37:43 > 0:37:48"Brahms and Liszt lived centuries apart..." I don't think that's true.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50So that's going to be...

0:37:52 > 0:37:54- False.- False. Thank you.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Astronomy.

0:37:56 > 0:38:01"Halley's Comet is depicted on the Bayeux Tapestry."

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Yeah, seen it and seen Halley's Comet on it,

0:38:04 > 0:38:06- so I'm going to go "true".- True.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08India.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12"Mumbai was formerly known as Calcutta."

0:38:13 > 0:38:19Do you know, I haven't heard Calcutta used for a while and I've heard Mumbai used quite a lot recently,

0:38:19 > 0:38:21- so I'm going to go "true".- True.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Commentators.

0:38:23 > 0:38:28"John Motson played football for Hull City."

0:38:28 > 0:38:31I'm going to go "false" on that one. I don't think he did.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35- I think Motty's just a good man with a mic.- False.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37- Dog Shows.- Here we go.

0:38:37 > 0:38:42- Oh!- "The famous dog show Crufts began in the 1930s."

0:38:47 > 0:38:49- True.- True.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52And finally, Telephones.

0:38:52 > 0:38:57"The iconic red phone box was designed by Harry Beck."

0:38:57 > 0:38:59It's been around a long time.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01I'm going to go "true".

0:39:01 > 0:39:03- True.- Yeah.

0:39:03 > 0:39:07The answers are locked in. If there is one mistake, you win nothing.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11- Which ones are you unsure of? - There was the dog show.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14I can't believe they went for the dog show one.

0:39:14 > 0:39:18Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they've got to say.

0:39:18 > 0:39:23You can now see the final six statements and next to them are Jamie's answers.

0:39:23 > 0:39:27Jamie, you can't change your answers by yourself.

0:39:27 > 0:39:33If you think you've made a mistake, you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects, but at a cost.

0:39:33 > 0:39:39- You can't refer to any of the statements specifically. Who would you like to hear from first?- Tony.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41I think you've got three wrong

0:39:41 > 0:39:47and because I'm not absolutely certain of that, I'm not prepared to come down.

0:39:47 > 0:39:53OK, I won't need to ask you any more then. Mel, I know you're desperate to get out of there.

0:39:53 > 0:39:56You're dying to get on this stage.

0:39:56 > 0:40:02- I am desperate to get out of here, but those questions are stinkers. - I know.- Awful.- They're terrible.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- I'd be no use to you.- Who chose them(?)- I don't know. Who knows?

0:40:06 > 0:40:09- So that's a "no"? - Yeah, it's a "no". Sorry.

0:40:09 > 0:40:14Angus, I know you love sitting next to Mel, but you can come down here.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17I know you've got, I think, two wrong.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21But there's a few there, I just don't have a clue. I can't risk it.

0:40:21 > 0:40:26I'm really sorry. They're hard, aren't they? > Yeah. Sorry.

0:40:26 > 0:40:30- That would seem, Jamie, to have ended negotiations.- All on my tod.

0:40:30 > 0:40:35No Usual Suspect is coming to help. You're on your own. £2,000 at stake.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39Six answers away. Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

0:40:40 > 0:40:45Right, if the statement turns green, it's true. If it turns red, it's false.

0:40:45 > 0:40:50"Brahms and Liszt lived centuries apart." You had a good, long think about this.

0:40:50 > 0:40:55Then you said it was false. So to get you started, we need that to turn red.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58Is it true or false?

0:40:58 > 0:41:01It is false.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03APPLAUSE

0:41:03 > 0:41:07They met each other in the 1850s. They may have had a drink together

0:41:07 > 0:41:13or bumped into a policeman who said, "You're Brahms and Liszt," and just meant who they were...

0:41:13 > 0:41:16- LAUGHTER - It's a nice thought, isn't it?

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Next one. "Halley's Comet is depicted on the Bayeux Tapestry."

0:41:20 > 0:41:26You've seen the Bayeux Tapestry, so you said "true". We want this to turn green. Is it true or false?

0:41:26 > 0:41:29It is true. Two out of two.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32APPLAUSE

0:41:32 > 0:41:36Then we come to "Mumbai was formerly known as Calcutta".

0:41:36 > 0:41:41You went for "true". We need this to turn green for you. Is it true or false?

0:41:42 > 0:41:45Yeah, I'm afraid it's false.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48Mumbai was formerly known as Bombay.

0:41:48 > 0:41:53- Really?- Same place. Yeah, the name that's currently used for Bombay,

0:41:53 > 0:41:56so you failed to achieve perfection.

0:41:56 > 0:42:01Have you achieved perfection at home? We'll go through these answers and let you know.

0:42:01 > 0:42:06"John Motson played football for Hull City." You went for "false".

0:42:06 > 0:42:10It is false. So now we come to the famous dog show.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14"The famous dog show Crufts began in the 1930s."

0:42:14 > 0:42:18You said you knew nothing about it. You went for "true".

0:42:18 > 0:42:20It is false.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22Makes me feel better, actually.

0:42:22 > 0:42:28It dates back to 1886. That's how long we've been loving our dogs and showing them off in this country.

0:42:28 > 0:42:33"The iconic red phone box was designed by Harry Beck."

0:42:33 > 0:42:35You said "true".

0:42:35 > 0:42:37It's false.

0:42:38 > 0:42:44Harry Beck designed the tube map that is sort of iconic in its own right now.

0:42:44 > 0:42:50- The phone box was designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott. Does that ring any bells?- No.

0:42:50 > 0:42:54- Didn't with me either.- It's something everybody will know now.

0:42:54 > 0:43:00Three right, three wrong. A 50/50 round which, given that you had to take a few guesses, is about right.

0:43:00 > 0:43:04Tough questions. The Usual Suspects really set up stinkers for you.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Usual Suspects, good news for you.

0:43:06 > 0:43:12The prize fund rolls over to the next game where one of you could be playing for a total of £3,000.

0:43:12 > 0:43:18Jamie, you failed to achieve perfection, so you leave with nothing. I hope you enjoyed playing.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21- Yeah, it's been fun. - Jamie, everybody!- Thanks.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23APPLAUSE

0:43:23 > 0:43:25That's all we have time for.

0:43:25 > 0:43:30Join us next time when our Usual Suspects can play again, this time for £3,000,

0:43:30 > 0:43:34but on this show, we only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

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