Episode 16

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Welcome to the show that demands nothing less than perfection.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Four contestants are hoping their knowledge is flawless.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10One single mistake could give the game away.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12This is Perfection.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:29Hello, and welcome to Perfection, the quiz where only perfect play is good enough.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Behind me are the contestants, the Usual Suspects, in our isolation room.

0:00:33 > 0:00:38In a moment, we'll find out who has been randomly selected to join me to play Perfection.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42They will face a series of true or false statements. For example...

0:00:44 > 0:00:47..Would you say that's true or false?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50If you said true, I can tell you, you'd be right.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Answering true or false might seem easy,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55but if a contestant gets an answer wrong,

0:00:55 > 0:01:00the usual suspects will be allowed to capitalise on their mistake.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03So, you know how the game works, let's meet the Usual Suspects.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05My name's Mitch. I'm from Bedfordshire.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09I'm a premises manager at a college in Luton. This is my first game.

0:01:09 > 0:01:14I'm Pat. I live in Derbyshire. I'm retired and this is my second game.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18I'm Kassa. I'm from London. I'm a student and this is my fourth game.

0:01:18 > 0:01:24I'm Andrew. I'm from Orpington in Kent. I'm a hotel manager by trade, and this is my fifth game.

0:01:24 > 0:01:30Welcome to all of you. Best of luck, as we find out who has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Mitch, straight in. Come and play Perfection.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38APPLAUSE

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Mitch, welcome to the game. You're a bit of a practical joker.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- I am a little bit of a practical joker.- On the family or people outside the family?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Mainly people outside the family, really.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Life wouldn't be worth living at home, would it?- No, the wife keeps me in check.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59- What's this about you phoning up saying the Water Board had cut off the water?- Yeah.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02A friend who fosters children, I played a practical joke on her

0:02:02 > 0:02:05to say I was from Anglia Water - or Thames Water.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10That we understand that she fosters children and we're going to be cutting the water off,

0:02:10 > 0:02:15so we suggest that she gets every receptacle and fills it with water.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18I went round there an hour later and everything was full up -

0:02:18 > 0:02:20the bath, saucepans, eggcups!

0:02:20 > 0:02:25When she found out it was a practical joke, I beat Usain Bolt out the door, believe me!

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- She chased you out the door! Nice! - LAUGHTER

0:02:29 > 0:02:32OK, Mitch, it's you versus the Usual Suspects.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35They were your team-mates. They're now your enemies.

0:02:35 > 0:02:40Their job is to stop you from winning the prize fund so it rolls over to the next game,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43where one of them could be playing for a bigger total.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Every game is worth £1,000. Here's the good news.

0:02:45 > 0:02:50Nobody won the last game, so the prize fund stands at £2,000.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52APPLAUSE

0:02:53 > 0:02:55We'll play three rounds and then a final.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59Every round you achieve perfection will make the final easier.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01If your performance is less than perfect,

0:03:01 > 0:03:06the usual suspects have the chance to steal the round, making the final harder for you.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11Usual suspects, we're going to switch you off so you can't see or hear anything. Cheerio.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Away they go. Each round consists of four true or false statements.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17You'll be answering against the clock - 45 seconds.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Once you give me an answer, your first answer will be locked in.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Happy?- I am happy. - Shall we get on with it?- Let's go.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Let's play Perfection. - APPLAUSE

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Your 45 seconds start now...

0:03:32 > 0:03:36They're so heavy, I don't think they'll get off the ground.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38So I think that's false.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47I've never heard that name. I know Mark Cavendish and Wiggins.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I think that's false.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Something's telling me that that's true.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I think that's true.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I can believe she'd write something like that. I think that's true.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12With time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- That felt like a good round for you. Am I right?- Yeah. Not too bad.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19B was a bit of a stumbler but, yeah, not bad.

0:04:19 > 0:04:24Before we find out exactly how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and Mitch's answers.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Pat, has he achieved perfection? - I think he's done quite well.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35The only one I don't know is Dean Macey. I've never heard of him.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Kassa, have you heard of Dean Macey? - I haven't. No.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- I agree with Pat. Yeah.- That might be one that's wrong. Andrew?

0:04:43 > 0:04:47He was a hept... Not heptathlete, decathlete,

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- I think, Dean Macey. - Lovely. Thank you very much.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Mitch, the moment of truth. You need to have answered all four perfectly.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Let's find out how many are correct.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Congratulations, Mitch. You have achieved perfection.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06APPLAUSE

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Let's look at those answers in more detail...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21..Dean Macey is a World Champion cyclist. True or false...?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27..Decathlete, as Andrew said.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Prince Harry's first name is Henry...

0:05:34 > 0:05:38..It sounds like it could be her and that's because...

0:05:39 > 0:05:43..As a result of that perfect performance, you make winning the prize fund a bit easier.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Here's how. This is your final board.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49These six spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Here are your final round categories...

0:05:58 > 0:06:01..Because you won the round, you've earned the right to choose two categories.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06If the Usual Suspects had won the round, they would be adding two categories,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08trying to make life harder for you.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Which two would you like to play in the final?- Human body.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Human body goes across. And...?- Film stars.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Usual Suspects, we'll see you in the next round.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Maybe you'll get a chance then. In the meantime, we'll switch you off.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Looking at those, which ones are you desperate to avoid?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Computing and paintings.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Computing and paintings, you don't want.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Which will be your next couple of choices, if you get the chance?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Next couple of choices would be... presidents, soaps, definitely.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Mitch, you made a great start to the game.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44If you're ready, we'll see if we can continue that vibe.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Let's play Round 2. - APPLAUSE

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Your 45 seconds start now...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57True.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09For some reason, I think I remember her being in that. True.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17False. I think it was the '60s.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I know he won a lot! Um...

0:07:26 > 0:07:28I'd say true.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Again, with time to spare. You even had time to consider the last one.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35You're flying along. Are you enjoying yourself?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Not quite sure on one there.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Which one's bothering you? - The Poland one.- The Poland one.- Yes.

0:07:41 > 0:07:46Before we reveal how well you've done, time to bring back those Usual Suspects.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50These are the four statements and next to them, Mitch's answers.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Andrew, has he achieved perfection? - I don't think so, Nick.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I think he's got A wrong.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Lovely. Kassa, what do you think? - I'm not sure about B.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You think that might be false? - Yeah. I haven't seen it, though.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- I'm not sure. - Pat?- I'm not sure about D.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I don't know whether that's true or false.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Once again, the Usual Suspects aren't in agreement.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17They do all believe that you might have got one wrong. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Just two out of four.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28That certainly isn't perfection and the Usual Suspects are into the game.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Can you steal the round? You see Mitch's answers.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33You need to change two, but which two?

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- I think C's right.- I think C's right and I think B's right.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39OK. I haven't seen the film.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44I'm pretty sure Poland doesn't have a border with Austria, so A's wrong.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48I'm pretty sure that Pete Sampras has more than 14.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Or less than 14! - Not 14. Yes. A and D, then?

0:08:51 > 0:08:53A and D, yes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57We'll change A from true to false please, Nick.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02And D from true to false.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Leaving B and C as answered by Mitch.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Let's find out what the correct answers are.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Poland shares a border with Austria. Is that true or false...?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17..Czech Republic and Slovakia, it borders with.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Megan Fox starred in the 2012 film Battleship.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Is that true or false?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's false. Usual Suspects, you've blown it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32You had the chance to steal the round but, frankly, you haven't.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna played the female roles in Battleship.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41I wonder whether you're still on for perfection. Let's go through the rest of the statements.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43National Service ended in the '70s...

0:09:47 > 0:09:49..In the '60s, as you said, Mitch...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00..Usual Suspects, had you achieved perfection,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03you would have the opportunity to make Mitch's chance of winning the prize fund harder.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Let's look at the final board.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09There are two subject categories already chosen by Mitch.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Because neither side won Round 2,

0:10:11 > 0:10:14the categories will be carried over to the next round.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Four categories will be on offer in Round 3.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Usual Suspects, I'm going to switch you off for now. The report is, "Could do better!"

0:10:22 > 0:10:25We'll see you in Round 3. Bye-bye. Away they go.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30This next round is important, with four categories on offer.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Are you ready?- I am. - Then let's play the next round.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35APPLAUSE

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Your 45 seconds start now...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'll say that's... false.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00I believe that was...he was a Tory. False.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Er... I...!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08False.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14False.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16With time to spare, you've answered all four categories,

0:11:16 > 0:11:21one of which you'd like to change, but I have to take your first answer.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Explain the one that bothered you. - Harold Macmillan.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Yeah, I think he was a Labour...politician.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- A Labour politician? - Thinking about it. Yeah.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33You said he was a Tory,

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- and then said it was false that he was a Conservative.- Yeah.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Hello, Usual Suspects. These are the statements and Mitch's answers.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Kassa, has he achieved perfection?

0:11:45 > 0:11:50I think he's done fairly well, but I think I might change A.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53OK, Andrew, what do you think?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56He's definitely got one wrong, possibly two.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I think that Jonathan Swift

0:11:58 > 0:12:00did write Treasure Island.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I've a funny feeling that Macmillan might have been a Tory.

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Pat, what do you think?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I'm sure Jonathan Swift didn't write Treasure Island.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10That was Robert Louis Stevenson.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14I think Harold Macmillan might have been a Conservative politician,

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- and C is crazy enough to be true! - LAUGHTER

0:12:17 > 0:12:21The moment of truth. You need to have answered all four statements perfectly.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Let's find out how many are correct.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Just one!

0:12:27 > 0:12:32Certainly not perfection. Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35You need to change three. Which three?

0:12:37 > 0:12:43Pat was very quick to correct me, to say that Robert Louis Stevenson wrote Treasure Island.

0:12:43 > 0:12:49- So we need to change A...B and C...? - Yeah.- ..to true...

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are...

0:13:06 > 0:13:08..It is true, as Kassa suspected.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Harold Macmillan was a Conservative politician, true or false?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16That's true, as Pat and Andrew thought.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- To be fair, you got a bit mixed up on that one.- I did.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Pierce Brosnan is a trained fire-eater.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Pat thought this might be daft enough to be true.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30You know where this is going, Usual Suspects.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Jonathan Swift wrote Treasure Island.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41APPLAUSE

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Pat, you were right in saying it was Robert Louis Stevenson that wrote Treasure Island.

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Mitch, the Usual Suspects have succeeded where you failed and have stolen the round.

0:13:53 > 0:13:59Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity to make Mitch's chances of winning the prize fund harder.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Let's see the final board.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Two subject categories already chosen by Mitch.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Because you won that round, you've earned the right to choose four categories -

0:14:08 > 0:14:11two from this round and two from the previous round.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14So, which four would you like Mitch to play in the final?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Do you want to do one each?- Yeah.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Away you go, Pat. - I think I'll go for Cleopatra.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- That's what I was going to go for! - Cleopatra goes across,

0:14:24 > 0:14:26in a semi-unanimous decision.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31- Kassa?- Plays.- Plays goes across. Andrew?

0:14:31 > 0:14:37I think Mitch is quite well read, so he'll know about Greek myths,

0:14:37 > 0:14:39but he might not be up on soaps, so I'll try soaps.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Soaps goes into the final, and you need to pick one more between you.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- What do you reckon? - Paintings?- Dinosaurs? Golf? Yeah.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49- He might play golf.- He might.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Paintings.- Dinosaurs, then?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Or Dinosaurs. Either, or.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I think we'll go for...paintings.

0:14:56 > 0:15:01Paintings go into the final. We now have our six final categories.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08OK, guys. Time to switch you off. We'll see you later.

0:15:08 > 0:15:14- And away they go. Soaps, they went for, and you would have chosen that.- I would have.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Is that because you're a fan,

0:15:16 > 0:15:19or because you've sat in the front room whilst the family watch?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I'm a mad EastEnders fan. Yeah.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Paintings, you didn't want, did you? - I didn't, but it's better than computing.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29I suppose they could have picked that. Cleopatra and plays?

0:15:29 > 0:15:34Yeah, well, I'm at the age where I've got a bit of experience with films and everything. Yeah.

0:15:34 > 0:15:40- You might be in with a chance?- Yeah. - Mitch, for £2,000, it's time to play the final.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42APPLAUSE

0:15:42 > 0:15:47Mitch, this is the all-important final. If you achieve perfection, you could be leaving with £2,000.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Which would be nice.- Would be nice.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53If you fail, you'll be leaving with nothing, which is great news for the Usual Suspects,

0:15:53 > 0:15:57as that money can roll over to the next game, where they'll be playing for £3,000.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00So, let's play the final round.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02APPLAUSE

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Here are your final six categories.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14You must answer all six statements correctly to win the £2,000.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Think carefully. There is no time limit.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Once you've given your first answer, it'll be locked in.- OK.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- You ready?- Yes. Ready. - Let's reveal your first statement.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false...

0:16:31 > 0:16:34I picked that as one of my categories.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm quite up on the human body and that is true.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Film stars...

0:16:46 > 0:16:50..I actually think he's shorter than that. I think that's false.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Cleopatra...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02..No, I think that's false.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- False?- I do, yeah.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Plays...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13..Believe it or not, I did have some of his records,

0:17:13 > 0:17:17but I've never heard of that one. I think that's false.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Soaps...

0:17:27 > 0:17:30..I watch a lot of EastEnders, and I believe that to be true.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34And finally, paintings...

0:17:39 > 0:17:41..I believe that to be true, too.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Mitch, those answers are locked in.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47If there's one mistake, you leave with nothing.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Are there any you're worried about? - E, got it wrong.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- E? You think that's wrong now? - I think that's wrong, yeah.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Would you like to explain why?

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Yes, I think that Pete was Ian Beale's father.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Does that mean that you're going to be looking to have someone help you out?- Possibly.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Let's bring back the Usual Suspects, to see what they've got to say.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Be careful what YOU say, all right? - No problem. Thanks.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Usual Suspects, you can now see the final six statements

0:18:15 > 0:18:17and Mitch's answers.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Mitch, your answers are now locked in.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24If you think you've made a mistake, you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26This will, however, come at a cost.

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Usual Suspects, I'm going to ask you how well you think Mitch has done,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33if you want to help and, if you do, how much it'll cost him.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Mitch, who would you like to hear from first?- Andrew.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I think you've done really well, Mitch.

0:18:39 > 0:18:44I konw that you have at least one question wrong,

0:18:44 > 0:18:48but at this stage I don't think it's worth me coming down to help you.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- So I'll rule myself out.- Who would you like to hear from next?- Kassa.

0:18:52 > 0:18:58I'm unsure of one, as well, but I'm not sure enough to come down.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02- So you're ruling yourself out for definite, Kassa?- Yeah.- OK.

0:19:02 > 0:19:08- Pat?- I'm also unsure of one, but I'm not prepared to come down.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'd sooner wait for the money to roll over.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- It looks like you're on your own, I'm afraid, Mitch.- Yeah.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17The Usual Suspects are unwilling to help so, £2,000 at stake,

0:19:17 > 0:19:21six answers away, let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Just want to check. Pat, you thought he had one wrong. Which one?

0:19:26 > 0:19:31- I'm not sure about D.- Andrew, which one do you think's wrong?

0:19:31 > 0:19:34I think E's wrong.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Kassa, what do you think? - It was D for me.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40A mixture between D and E there. Right, let's start at the top...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- APPLAUSE - ..Well done.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52I know because I broke both of mine and it hurts, let me tell you...

0:19:55 > 0:19:58..You think he's shorter than 5 feet 6 inches.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Is it true or false?

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- APPLAUSE - He is, in fact, 5 feet tall...

0:20:13 > 0:20:16APPLAUSE

0:20:16 > 0:20:18..She committed suicide...

0:20:20 > 0:20:24..Pat was unsure about this. Is that true or false?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28APPLAUSE

0:20:28 > 0:20:31..Arthur Miller, in fact, was the person who wrote it.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Here's the EastEnders one that you think you got wrong.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36We'll skip that and go to the last one.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41The Mona Lisa is housed in the Louvre in Paris. Is that true or false?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45APPLAUSE

0:20:45 > 0:20:48So what we're saying here is that, if you're right,

0:20:48 > 0:20:52that you're wrong, you would have won this,

0:20:52 > 0:20:57- if it hadn't been for jumping into an answer before thinking it through.- Never live it down.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Let's find out...

0:21:04 > 0:21:07..You wish you'd said false at this stage.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Is it true or false?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- It's false.- Yeah.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Pete Beale.- Yeah. My family will never let me live that one down.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- I'm an addict.- They're all shouting at the screen?- Yeah.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Usual Suspects, that's good news for you.

0:21:28 > 0:21:33The prize fund rolls over to the next game, where one of you could be playing for £3,000.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38- APPLAUSE - Mitch, you failed to achieve perfection.

0:21:38 > 0:21:43Which means you go home with nothing other than our thanks for being a great player. Mitch, everybody.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45APPLAUSE

0:21:46 > 0:21:48I don't think I've seen that before!

0:21:48 > 0:21:53Anyway, it's time to meet the next Usual Suspect hoping to play Perfection today.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57New Usual Suspect, please introduce yourself.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Hello, I'm Mark. I'm from Cogan in the Vale of Glamorgan.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- I'm a pest control technician. - Welcome to the show. Good luck.

0:22:03 > 0:22:08We now find out which one of you has been randomly picked to play Perfection.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Mark, you've been chosen! Please come and play Perfection.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20Mark, welcome to the game. Where did you say you came from?

0:22:20 > 0:22:26- The Vale of Glamorgan?- Cogan. - Where's near there that we might have heard of?- Penarth.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Oh, I know, yeah. Lovely part of the world.- Yeah, just by Cardiff Bay.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- It's all been done-up now, round St David's.- That's right. Yeah.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39- All very posh down that neck of the woods now, isn't it?- Some parts.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43It's now you versus the Usual Suspects. They were your team-mates. They're now your enemies.

0:22:43 > 0:22:50Here's the good news. As nobody has won the last two games, the prize fund currently stands at £3,000.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- APPLAUSE - Three rounds and a final to come.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57Usual Suspects, we're going to switch you off, so you can't see or hear anything.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01As soon as Mark makes a mistake, you'll be back in the game.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Are you ready?- I'm ready. - Then let's play Perfection.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06APPLAUSE

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Round 1, your 45 seconds start now...

0:23:15 > 0:23:20Difficult Difficult one for me. I'm going to guess and say false.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30I'm not sure if that's in Dubai. I'll say true.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I like Formula 1, and yes, that's true.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49False.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51With time to spare, you've answered all four statements.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Good time management.- Thank you. - Nice and calm. Thought it through.

0:23:55 > 0:24:00- Happy with that?- D, I'm not too sure on, and A, I'm not sure on, either.

0:24:00 > 0:24:04Before we reveal how well you've done, time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and Mark's answers.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Pat, has he achieved perfection?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13I don't know. I know B and C are right.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17I'm almost sure D is, and I haven't the faintest idea about A.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Kassa, what do you think?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22I was questioning A as well. She might have won an Oscar.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Andrew, has he achieved perfection? - I'm the same as my team-mates.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28My only question is on A.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30All right, Mark, the moment of truth.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34You need to have answered all four perfectly. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Three out of four's not bad, but it's not good enough.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47It isn't perfection and you've let in your enemies, the Usual Suspects.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Can you steal the round? You can see Mark's answers.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53You need to change one of them.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- I know that the chemical symbol for sodium is...- Na.- ..Na.- Yeah.

0:24:57 > 0:25:03- James Hunt was a Formula 1 driver. - It's got to be A.- It must be.

0:25:03 > 0:25:09We think, after discussing it, Nick, A, we'll change from false to true.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are...

0:25:24 > 0:25:27..You know that you've done all right, Usual Suspects.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30The Burj Khalifa is the world's tallest building...

0:25:35 > 0:25:38..James Hunt was a Formula 1 World Champion...

0:25:40 > 0:25:43..S is the chemical symbol for sodium...

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you have achieved perfection.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50APPLAUSE

0:25:53 > 0:25:57S is for sulphur and Na is sodium, as you said, Andrew.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03Mark, they managed to succeed where you failed and as a result, they've stolen the round from you.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Usual Suspects, you now have the opportunity to make Mark's chances

0:26:06 > 0:26:10of winning the prize fund much harder in the final, and here's how.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Appearing before you, Mark, is your final board.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16These six blank spaces need to be filled with subject categories.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Here are your final round categories...

0:26:26 > 0:26:29..Because the Usual Suspects stole the round,

0:26:29 > 0:26:33they get to choose two categories, hoping to make the final harder for you.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Usual Suspects, which two would you like Mark to play in the final?

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Does anything jump out at you? - Shakespeare.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Shakespeare could be quite a juicy one.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48- You happy?- Yeah. Twilight also jumps out. Do you think he'll know anything about Twilight?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51We think Shakespeare please, Nick.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53And I need one more from you.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56On the off-chance that it's about the film, Twilight...

0:26:58 > 0:27:00..Well done, Usual Suspects. You won the first round.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Time to switch you off, but we'll see you in Round 2. Cheerio.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Shakespeare?- Oh, no, no! LAUGHTER

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Twilight?- I haven't got a clue what that is yet.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Which ones are you desperate to avoid?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Roman names.- Mm-hm. - Rivers.- And rivers.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19And which ones do you like?

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Football and celebrities.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- OK, so, are you ready?- I'm ready.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Let's play Round 2. - APPLAUSE

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Your 45 seconds start now...

0:27:37 > 0:27:41I'm from Wales so I should know that, and that is false.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Not a strong subject of mine.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53I would say false.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02I think that one is true.

0:28:07 > 0:28:12I'm sure they came second, so I'm going to say that's false.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16Again, you managed the time well. Any you worried about there?

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- B.- B's the one that's worrying you? - B's worrying.

0:28:21 > 0:28:25Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:28:25 > 0:28:30Usual Suspects, these are the four statements and Mark's answers.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Kassa, has he achieved perfection?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36I believe he has. I was questioning B.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40But back in those days, I don't think they lived that long!

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- So I think he's achieved perfection. - Good point. Andrew?

0:28:43 > 0:28:45I don't think he has got perfection.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48I can't remember if Geneva is the capital of Switzerland.

0:28:48 > 0:28:50I thought it was Basel or something like that.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53Maybe he's got one wrong.

0:28:53 > 0:28:59- All right. Pat?- Yes, I'm not sure if it's Geneva or Basel, the capital of Switzerland.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Mark, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Three out of four. It's good, but it's not good enough.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14As a result of you failing to achieve perfection,

0:29:14 > 0:29:18your enemies are back in the game. Can you steal the round?

0:29:18 > 0:29:21You can see Mark's answers. You need to change one.

0:29:21 > 0:29:26- We'll leave A alone, cos there's 15 players.- Yeah.

0:29:26 > 0:29:30- Edward I was Hammer of the Scots. - He was. Yes.

0:29:30 > 0:29:34- Alexandra Burke won that X-Factor. - Alexandra Burke, yeah.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37So we think the only one that's wrong is C.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40We'll change C from true to false...

0:29:44 > 0:29:48..Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are...

0:29:54 > 0:29:59- As you said, you'd get lynched if you went back to Wales and didn't know this!- Right...

0:30:06 > 0:30:08..35 years he was King of England.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11Geneva is the capital of Switzerland. This is all-important.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14Is that true or false?

0:30:16 > 0:30:19It is false. It's Berne. And finally, JLS won the X-Factor.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Is that true or false?

0:30:23 > 0:30:27Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29APPLAUSE

0:30:31 > 0:30:36Just to clear that up, Kassa, you're right, it was Alexandra Burke.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Mark, Usual Suspects have nicked it again.- Yes.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42As a result, you now have the opportunity to make Mark's chances

0:30:42 > 0:30:46of winning the prize fund of £3,000 a little harder again.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Let's see the final board.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Two categories chosen by the Usual Suspects.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Because they won that round, they choose the next two categories,

0:30:53 > 0:30:56hoping to make things tough for you in the final.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00- Which two would you like? - I don't think we want football.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Conflicts?

0:31:02 > 0:31:04- Yeah.- Yeah? - That's probably wars and things.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06We'll try conflicts please, Nick.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Conflicts goes into the final. And...?

0:31:09 > 0:31:14- Yeah.- Orchestra, yes? And the second one, orchestra please, Nick.

0:31:14 > 0:31:18Congratulations, Usual Suspects, you won the first and second round.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21I'm going to switch you off and see you in Round 3.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24What do you make of conflicts and orchestra?

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Conflicts, I might not be too bad on it.

0:31:28 > 0:31:33Orchestra, if it's about the instruments, pretty good on that. I'll have a good crack at that.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37- You a bit miffed that they worked out to stay away from football?- A bit, yeah.

0:31:37 > 0:31:42- If you want that in the final, you're going to have to get it in yourself.- I will do my best.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46You have one more chance to find perfection and choose your own categories.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Let's press on and play Round 3.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50APPLAUSE

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Your 45 seconds start now...

0:31:58 > 0:32:00True.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Ooh! Connie Booth.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13I think that's true as well.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Whale shark? Fish? I'm sure...

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- A whale shark...- Running out of time.- I'll say that's true.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36I'm sure it was the Mirror. I'll say false.

0:32:37 > 0:32:42Sorry about the hurry-up. I was worried you were going to run out of time.

0:32:42 > 0:32:46- Interesting round?- Yeah. The whale shark is the world's largest fish.

0:32:46 > 0:32:49Ah! It threw me a bit, I've got to admit.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51I'm not too sure on that one.

0:32:51 > 0:32:57And after one in the last round about rugby, you'd have been lynched if you'd gone back with this one!

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Have you got that one right?

0:32:59 > 0:33:04Hopefully, yeah, but you question yourself, in case you got it wrong. LAUGHTER

0:33:04 > 0:33:08Before we reveal how well you've done, it's time to bring back the Usual Suspects.

0:33:08 > 0:33:12These are the four statements and next to them, Mark's answers.

0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Pat, has he achieved perfection? - No. I think he's got one wrong.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18- Which one?- I think it's B.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Mm, interesting. Kassa, what do you think?

0:33:21 > 0:33:26I think B and C. I'm not sure if C is a trick question.

0:33:26 > 0:33:30I thought the killer whale was the world's largest fish.

0:33:30 > 0:33:35- Andrew?- Definitely, B is wrong. Connie Booth played Polly.

0:33:35 > 0:33:40Mark, the moment of truth. Let's find out how many are correct.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48Three out of four!

0:33:48 > 0:33:52- Consistent, mate! But consistently not quite perfect.- No.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56Much like myself! You've let the Usual Suspects into the game.

0:33:56 > 0:33:58Usual Suspects, can you steal the round?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00You need to change one.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Which one's it going to be?

0:34:03 > 0:34:08I think that we both spotted that B was wrong.

0:34:08 > 0:34:12For that reason, can we change B from true to false please, Nick?

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Usual Suspects, let's find out what the correct answers are...

0:34:26 > 0:34:29- ..Mark, you can go home!- Yes! LAUGHTER

0:34:29 > 0:34:33Connie Booth played Sybil in Fawlty Towers. Is that true or false?

0:34:34 > 0:34:38Yes, it is false. You were absolutely right.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40She played Polly.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43The whale shark is the world's largest fish.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45You know where this is going now...

0:34:47 > 0:34:50..Finally, Piers Morgan was editor of the Sun newspaper.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55Congratulations, Usual Suspects. You have achieved perfection.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57APPLAUSE

0:35:00 > 0:35:03Actually, he ran the paper's showbiz column.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07He was editor of the News Of The World and the Daily Mirror.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Mark, the Usual Suspects have nicked it off you again.

0:35:10 > 0:35:17You now have the opportunity to make Mark's chances of winning the prize fund as hard as it can be.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Let's have a look at the final board.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23Four categories taken across, all chosen by the Usual Suspects.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Because you won the last round, you make it a clean sweep.

0:35:26 > 0:35:31You can choose the last two. Which two would you like Mark to play?

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Is there anything in particular that you see?

0:35:33 > 0:35:35I'm looking at national flags.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38I don't mind national flags at all.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41The first one, Nick, is national flags.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44National flags goes across. And...?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46- Roman names?- Or money, I thought.

0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Roman names I think.- Yeah.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50The last one, Roman names please, Nick.

0:35:50 > 0:35:55We now know our six final categories. They are...

0:36:00 > 0:36:06..Very well played, Usual Suspects. Time to switch you off for the final time. Away they go.

0:36:06 > 0:36:10- Roman names.- Again, you just don't know what's going to come up.

0:36:10 > 0:36:14- It's going to be true or false! I can only guess.- Any good on flags?

0:36:14 > 0:36:19- I'm not too bad on flags. - Well, Mark, for £3,000, it's time to play the final.

0:36:22 > 0:36:24This is the all-important final.

0:36:24 > 0:36:28If you achieve perfection, you'll be leaving with a prize fund of £3,000.

0:36:28 > 0:36:32If you fail, you'll be leaving with nothing, which will be great news for the Usual Suspects,

0:36:32 > 0:36:36as one of them could be playing for a rollover of £4,000 on the next show.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40- You don't want that to happen.- No. - So, let's play the final round.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Here are your final six categories...

0:36:50 > 0:36:53..You must answer all six statements correctly,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55if you want to win that £3,000.

0:36:55 > 0:36:58Think carefully. There's no time limit.

0:36:58 > 0:37:03- Once you give me an answer, your first answer will be locked in. - I understand.

0:37:03 > 0:37:10Let's reveal your first statement. Please tell me whether you believe it to be true or false...

0:37:13 > 0:37:15..Um, Shakespeare?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17I'm going to say that's false.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Twilight...

0:37:27 > 0:37:29..I've never seen Twilight.

0:37:30 > 0:37:33I'm going to say true.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Conflicts...

0:37:43 > 0:37:47- ..I think it was earlier than that. I'll say false.- False.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Orchestra...

0:37:55 > 0:37:58..Yeah. I think that's true.

0:37:58 > 0:38:00National flags...

0:38:05 > 0:38:08..I think it's black. I'm going to s... Oh!

0:38:08 > 0:38:10I'll say that's false.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Roman names...

0:38:18 > 0:38:20..Another total guess.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24I will say that's false.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27And with that, your six answers are locked in.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- If there's one single mistake, you leave with nothing.- OK.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Which ones are you unsure of? - Most of them!

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- LAUGHTER - Let's try the other way round.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40- Any you're sure of? - The bassoon and the German flag.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44They're quite hard ones for me.

0:38:44 > 0:38:47Tough round. Tough final for you.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Let's bring back the Usual Suspects and see what they have to say.

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Usual Suspects, you can see the final six statements

0:38:53 > 0:38:55and Mark's answers.

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Mark, your answers are locked in and you can't change them by yourself.

0:38:58 > 0:39:03If you think you made a mistake, you can unlock them with the help of the Usual Suspects.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04However, this will come at a cost.

0:39:04 > 0:39:09- Mark, who would you like to hear from first? - I'd like to hear from Pat, please.

0:39:09 > 0:39:15I think you've got two wrong, but there's another one I'm not sure enough of to know.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18So I wouldn't like to come down, thank you very much.

0:39:18 > 0:39:23- Thank you, Pat. Kassa? - You definitely have one wrong.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26I just want to ask, how confident are you?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29I'm pretty confident.

0:39:29 > 0:39:33I want to see what Andrew has to say, then. LAUGHTER

0:39:33 > 0:39:38- Andrew?- I think you certainly have one wrong that I can see.

0:39:38 > 0:39:43I think I'll take myself out of it cos I'm not too confident.

0:39:43 > 0:39:48So we'll pop back over to Kassa, the only one that might be considering coming down.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51How many questions are you confident on?

0:39:51 > 0:39:55I'm confident, um... I would say, on five.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58OK, well, I definitely think one's wrong.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I'm not sure...

0:40:01 > 0:40:04If you're sure on one, Kassa, I will offer half.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10I think I'll leave it. OK.

0:40:10 > 0:40:16It seems negotiations are at an end and, unfortunately, none of them are going to help.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19So you're on your own. £3,000 at stake. Six answers away.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22Let's find out if you've achieved perfection.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28Kassa, you almost came down to join in.

0:40:28 > 0:40:33Now that it doesn't matter, I'm interested to know which one that you thought was wrong.

0:40:33 > 0:40:36It was B I wasn't sure of.

0:40:36 > 0:40:40- Wasn't sure of? You weren't even certain.- I was certain for a while.

0:40:40 > 0:40:45- Then I read it back properly.- Hm. - So, yeah.- So not sure at all?

0:40:45 > 0:40:50It'll be interesting to see whether you should have come down and be walking away with some money.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Or whether it was right to stay. Let's go through them.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55Start at the top and go through?

0:40:55 > 0:40:56Yes.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59- You didn't like this board. - Not at all.

0:40:59 > 0:41:03It was chosen by the Usual Suspects. They tried to tuck you up as much as they could...

0:41:10 > 0:41:13- AUDIENCE GROANS - It's true! It's weird.

0:41:13 > 0:41:18Not Hamlet, as you would think, but his son was called Hamnet.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22As a result, I'm afraid you know you haven't achieved perfection.

0:41:22 > 0:41:27You're going home with no money. Can you achieve perfection at home?

0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Also, how many have you got right? - OK...

0:41:35 > 0:41:39..Kassa wasn't sure about this. You said true. Is it true or false?

0:41:42 > 0:41:44The character's name is Bella Swan.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48The American War of Independence began in 1775. Is it true or false?

0:41:51 > 0:41:55I'm afraid that one's true. You said history wasn't your strong point.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Three down. Three wrong.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Let's hope that you can even this up.

0:41:59 > 0:42:04The next one, the bassoon. Let's hop over that one...

0:42:09 > 0:42:11- ..It's true.- Dear God!

0:42:11 > 0:42:16Eboracum was the Roman name for York. You said that was false.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20Be nice if it turned red for you here. Is it true or false?

0:42:20 > 0:42:23CHUCKLING: Oh, God!

0:42:23 > 0:42:26- That's not a great board. - No, not at all.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29The bassoon is a woodwind instrument.

0:42:29 > 0:42:34- You were confident about this. - Not...- Not any more?- No.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38We really want this to be true. We want you to get a tick on that board...

0:42:42 > 0:42:45- ..Ha-hay! It's true! - APPLAUSE

0:42:45 > 0:42:47I'm quite happy with that!

0:42:47 > 0:42:50Usual Suspects, that's good news for you.

0:42:50 > 0:42:55The prize fund rolls over to the next game, where one of you could be playing for £4,000.

0:42:57 > 0:43:02- In the end, Kassa, it was the right thing to do, not to come down.- Yeah.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05- Are you pleased you didn't come down now?- Yes. Definitely.

0:43:05 > 0:43:10- Mark, it was a tough board, wasn't it?- Yeah, that was a really tough board for me.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13You can only go true or false. Unfortunately, I got them wrong.

0:43:13 > 0:43:19- At least you can go back to Wales knowing you got how many players are in a rugby union team.- Yeah.

0:43:19 > 0:43:24- And the patron saint of Wales. - If I got them wrong, I would be Scottish now!- Yes!

0:43:24 > 0:43:28Listen, it's been great having you, you failed to achieve perfection

0:43:28 > 0:43:31and you go home with nothing other than our thanks for being a great player.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33- Mark, ladies and gentlemen. - APPLAUSE

0:43:37 > 0:43:39That's all we have time for. Please join us next time

0:43:39 > 0:43:43when our Usual Suspects have the chance to play for £4,000.

0:43:43 > 0:43:47But remember, on this show, we only pay for perfection. Goodbye.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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