Children in Need Special

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0:00:22 > 0:00:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:27 > 0:00:29and welcome to this special Children in Need edition

0:00:29 > 0:00:31of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:31 > 0:00:33the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:40 > 0:00:41And, couple number one.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Please don't call us a couple!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm Lee Mack and this man here

0:00:46 > 0:00:49plays my fictional father on the TV sitcom Not Going Out.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50It's Bobby Ball.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yes, I'm Bobby Ball. That's Bobby Ball.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:56 > 0:00:58And, couple number two.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I am Pudsey Bear, and this is Terry Wogan,

0:01:01 > 0:01:06and with me is a gem in the diadem of broadcasting, Esther Rantzen.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Aw, Terry!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:13 > 0:01:14And, couple number three.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I'm Tom from McFly,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20and this is my band-mate Danny, who is completely pointless.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Thank you! ALEXANDER WHOOPS

0:01:22 > 0:01:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:26 > 0:01:28And finally, couple number four.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Hi, I'm Harry from McFly, and this is my lover, Dougie.

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Hi!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:38 > 0:01:40And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants!

0:01:40 > 0:01:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Thanks very much. We'll find out more about you

0:01:45 > 0:01:47throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I don't know about smart...he's certainly got a smart mouth on him.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Let's hope he keeps that in check today.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hiya! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Hi, everybody. Hi, everyone.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Ah, Richard. How are you?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05I'm really well. How are you?

0:02:05 > 0:02:09I'm thinking back to that meeting we had two weeks ago, when the producer

0:02:09 > 0:02:12said, "You know Children in Need, it's Go To Work In Your Pyjamas Day,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15"so why don't you wear pyjamas?" And we said, "Yeah, yeah, we'll do that."

0:02:15 > 0:02:17And I said, "I'll tell you what would be funnier,

0:02:17 > 0:02:20"wouldn't it be funnier if I wore a onesie?" Yeah!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I thought that was a great idea! Yeah, I'm just thinking back to that.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25You know meetings you wish had never happened? Yeah.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27So it gets worse. I'll show you the full effect.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING

0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE

0:02:35 > 0:02:38You look grrrr-eat!

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Thank you very much. What a line-up!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43I think it might be my favourite line-up ever on Pointless. Yeah.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44Isn't it amazing? I think it is.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Shall we do it? Let's do it. Let's do it!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer -

0:02:56 > 0:02:57an answer none of our 100 people gave -

0:02:57 > 0:03:00and each time that happens, we will add ?500 -

0:03:00 > 0:03:04because it's a special charity edition - ?500 to the jackpot.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Now, as today's show is a Children in Need special,

0:03:06 > 0:03:10we start off with a jackpot of ?5,000.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13There they are. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Now, what you have to remember is the pair with the highest score

0:03:23 > 0:03:26at the end of each round will be eliminated, and do remember,

0:03:26 > 0:03:30in the first two rounds, there is to be no conferring between our pairs.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34OK. The category for the first round today is...

0:03:36 > 0:03:37..Words.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ah! It's Words, Lee and Bobby.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41I know words. You've got words, haven't you? No, I don't.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Can you decide who's going to play first

0:03:42 > 0:03:44and who's going to play second. I don't know...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:03:57 > 0:04:00..words ending in ...son as they could.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Words ending ...son.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Richard. Yeah, we're looking for any word that has its own entry

0:04:06 > 0:04:09in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends ...son, please.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11As always, no proper nouns or abbreviations.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13There's plenty of pointless answers in here,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15so there's plenty of money up for grabs in this round.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17OK, thank you very much indeed.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Now, Lee and Bobby, you drew lots before the show

0:04:19 > 0:04:20and you're going to go first.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22And, Bobby, you've elected to go first of the pair.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Lovely to have you back, Bobby. It's great to be back.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh, I'm being transported to the last time you were on the show!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32We had Bobby Davro, Kenny Lynch, you and Tommy, Keith Harris and Orville,

0:04:32 > 0:04:35and of the six of you, Orville was the one who had all the answers.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37LAUGHTER But he didn't win!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39He didn't in the end, no. No, he didn't.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Remember, we're looking for words that end ...son.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43Can't think of any. Erm...

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Apple...appleson.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52LAUGHTER

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Appleson? No, appleson.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Appleson? Yeah. Appleson.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Not Appleton, appleson. Appleson. The...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02It means depressed. It means down.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Yeah, I'm feeling a bit appleson at the moment.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07LAUGHTER

0:05:07 > 0:05:08OK, let's see if it's right,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said appleson.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Oh, I'm sorry, Bobby.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, I don't believe that. I'm shocked (!)

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Well, it's Swahili. I'm sorry... ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I'm afraid it's an incorrect answer. That scores you 100 points.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'm sorry, it's the maximum. Sorry, Lee.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Now, Esther, I notice you and Terry have been swapping places.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31What's going on on desk two there?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Well, we had a...we had a discussion, didn't we?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37You conferred?! Not at all!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Only about whether I was going in front of him or behind him. I see.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42So, words ending in ...son? S-O-N.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45S-O-N. And you can't have appleson, cos that's gone.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER OK!

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Well, I think there is a word, caparison,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53which I think applies to horses.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I think horses are caparisoned.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Well, I-I-I trust you. Let's find out.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Is it a word, and if it is, it deserves to go a long way down.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07It is a word!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14LEE: Oh, yes!

0:06:14 > 0:06:17And it's a pointless word! Very well done indeed, Esther!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20That is a pointless answer. It adds ?500 to today's jackpot.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Takes the total up to ?5,500.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27And it scores you no points at all. Very well done indeed.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Caparison, Richard. Caparison's a brilliant answer.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Caparison's to do with horses.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34It's a covering, an ornamental covering, for a saddle and a harness.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37A caparison. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Danny. Yes. Welcome to the show.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Thank you very much. Great to have you here.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Of course, you're going to be singing your song

0:06:42 > 0:06:45later on in the show for us. We are, yes. Our new single, yes.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Your new single, out in November. Yes.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49But, more importantly, the whole band are going to be

0:06:49 > 0:06:51appearing at 7pm on the main show, aren't you?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yes, it's actually a bit of an exclusive.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57we're being joined by our friends, Busted,

0:06:57 > 0:06:59for an exclusive performance for Children in Need.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ooh, gasps! Genuinely excited about that.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yeah, yeah. McFly AND Busted?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04That's a super group!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06I love Busted. (I prefer McFly.)

0:07:06 > 0:07:09LAUGHTER Only a bit. Only a bit.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12But I do love Busted. So James and Matt are joining you on the show?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Yeah, they're going to join us. Amazing.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Amazing. I'll be tuning in.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Now then, Danny, words ending S-O-N. Yeah.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21We've had 100, we've had nothing.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22I'm going to go for, er...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24HE MUMBLES ..prison.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Prison. Prison, says Danny.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Let's see if that's right,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said prison.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36It's absolutely right. Go on, lad! Go on!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ooh, it's a good one!

0:07:40 > 0:07:4119. Yeah! Wooo!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm happy with that!

0:07:45 > 0:07:4619 for prison, Richard.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Well played, Danny. Safe and sound.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51You don't need me to define what prison means, do you?

0:07:51 > 0:07:53ALEXANDER LAUGHS I certainly don't!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55The amount of time you've spent inside...

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Dougie, welcome to the show.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Lovely to have you here.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Thank you very much for having me. Words ending S-O-N, Dougie.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Hmm, is venison one?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Let's find out. Venison, says Dougie. Let's see if it's right,

0:08:06 > 0:08:08let's see how many of our 100 people said venison.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10HARRY: That's a good one. Thanks!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14It is right. Is it going to go lower than prison?

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yes, it is. Down it goes to 12.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Good answer, dougie. Venison.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:08:23 > 0:08:2412 for venison, Richard.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Well played, Dougie. Yeah, meat from a deer.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Originally meant meat from any hunted animal, but now, meat from a deer.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32OK, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Best score of that pass, Esther, was yours.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Very, very well done indeed.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Wonderful pointless answer with caparison.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Then we travel up to 12, where we find Dougie and Harry.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Up to 19, Danny and Tom.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Then, ahem! Quite a journey up to 100.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Bobby and Lee, where we find you.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53But who knows what could happen in the next half of the round?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Lee, anything could happen.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56We're going to come back down the line now.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Could the second players step up to the podium.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04OK, so we're looking for words ending in S-O-N.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Harry, you're on 12.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08The high-scorers are Lee and Bobby on 100.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12That means 87 or less gets you through to the next round.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Er, I'm going to go with treason.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Treason, says Harry. Treason. Here's your red line.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20If you get below that red line -

0:09:20 > 0:09:22it's nice and high - you are through to the next round.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said treason.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29It's right. Yes! And it sees you through.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Down it goes to 20. Not bad at all.

0:09:35 > 0:09:3732, your total, Harry and Dougie.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Treason, Rich.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Yeah, the crime of betraying one's country, treason.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44For which you can get sent to prison.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Mmm! Or worse!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Tom. Yes! Welcome to Pointless.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53What are you going to go for?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I'm going to go with season. Ooh!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Season. Very nice. Season. Well, in the context of the game,

0:09:59 > 0:10:01you want to be scoring 80 or less, and there's your red line.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03If you get below that, you are through.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Is it right, and how many people said it, if it is?

0:10:08 > 0:10:09It is right.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11You're in Round Two.

0:10:14 > 0:10:1621. Oh, well done, mate!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19APPLAUSE 21 takes your total up to 40.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22LEE: So we have to hope Terry Wogan doesn't know any words.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well done, Tom. But Harry and Dougie currently winning

0:10:24 > 0:10:26the battle of McFly. They certainly are, yeah.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28But you never know till the end of the show.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30OK, you never do. You never do.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Never do. BOBBY WHEEZES AND LAUGHS

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Kettle's gone! LAUGHTER

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Thanks very much indeed. Terry.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46I thought of, erm, a Shakespearean word.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48You may not find it acceptable,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51but it's whoreson. W-H-O-R-E-S-O-N.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Whoreson. Sorry, it's a...ahem, it's a great word.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Great word for tea-time, as well (!) Um...

0:10:57 > 0:10:59LAUGHTER

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Whoreson. That's a brilliant word, Terry.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02I knew you'd like it!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Yeah! There is your red line. You're on nothing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07The high scorers are on 100.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10If you can score 99 or less, you're through to the next round.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Let's see if "whoreson" is right,

0:11:11 > 0:11:14and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17It is right, and you're through!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23It's got to be pointless, surely.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25And it is! Look at that! Very well done indeed.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Another pointless answer adds another ?500 to today's jackpot,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33takes the total up to ?6,000.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35It scores you nothing.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Very well done indeed, Terry. Fantastic.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41That leaves your score at 0. Very impressive. A double pointless.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Isn't that billions? Esther and Terry, they know how to raise money

0:11:44 > 0:11:46for Children in Need. That's very, very impressive.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50Yes, it's an archaic word, used in Shakespeare for an unpleasant fellow.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Nicely put. Yeah. Yeah.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Lee.

0:11:56 > 0:12:00We come to you. Listen, I have grave news. What?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03You're the high scorers even before you've given your answer.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Well, I'm glad I spent seven hours getting here today.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09Where did you come from?! Just round the corner,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12but I was on Bobby's shoulders. He was carrying me.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Unlike this show.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19Um...this is what I'm going to do to your house tonight.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Arson.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Arson, says Lee. There's no red line for you, I'm afraid,

0:12:25 > 0:12:27as you're already the high scorers. But let's see

0:12:27 > 0:12:29how many of our 100 people said "arson".

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Well, it's right.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Look at that. Look at that! 21. That's all right, innit?

0:12:40 > 0:12:4321 takes your total up to 121.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45A good answer, Lee.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48The deliberate act of setting fire to somebody's property.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers. There's plenty.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54We've heard two brilliant ones already, comparison and whoreson.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Anchorperson. Terry and Esther are both one of them.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Blouson, a type of jacket or shirt. Cameraperson, of course.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Would have been a pointless answer.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08As is grison, ombudsperson, parison,

0:13:08 > 0:13:10is a type of moulded glass.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Saucisson, French sausage.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16A statesperson, and unperson.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21So I'm afraid that the pair who will be heading home with 121,

0:13:21 > 0:13:24it's Lee and Bobby. I'm really sorry.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26AUDIENCE: Aww. It's worse than that.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Don't look at me like that!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32I didn't say appleson, it's not my fault!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Come on, let's get the train, son.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35It's been fabulous having you on the show.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Thank you both so much for playing. Lee and Bobby, everyone. Fabulous.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Who's left?

0:13:44 > 0:13:48But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55So three pairs remain and I can tell you at this stage Terry and Esther

0:13:55 > 0:13:58are just streets ahead of everyone with a score of 0.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Very, very well done. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Our category for Round Two is famous people.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Famous people. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:14:09 > 0:14:10who's going to go second.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12And whoever is first please step up to the podium.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19OK, and the question concerns famous couples.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Famous couples. Richard.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24On each pass we're going to give you the names of six men

0:14:24 > 0:14:27who were part of famous couples. We need you to tell us

0:14:27 > 0:14:29the name of the woman they married in the year shown, please.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31There's going to be six men on each pass,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34we need the name of the women they married in the year shown.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36There's going to be 12 to have a go at at home. Good luck.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39We're looking for the name of the woman that each of these

0:14:39 > 0:14:42famous men married in the year shown on this board.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Here's our first board of six.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58I'll read them one more time.

0:15:12 > 0:15:18Now then, Esther. I'm going to pick Robert Browning.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Who married poetess Elizabeth Barrett.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Elizabeth Barrett, says Esther.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Elizabeth Barrett for Robert Browning. Let's see if that's right

0:15:25 > 0:15:28and if it is let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Elizabeth Barrett.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Absolutely right, Esther.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Down it goes. 17. A great score.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41APPLAUSE

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Terrific answer again, Esther.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Yes, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, very well played. Thanks, Richard.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Now, Danny. Yeah. Danny, how are you feeling about this board?

0:15:52 > 0:15:57Anyone standing out there? Not a clue. Not a clue.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Oh, my eye, I do know, actually.

0:16:01 > 0:16:06Mike, he's just married Mrs Tindall. Yes! Yes.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08OK.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Is that the one you're going to go for? Mike Tindall married...

0:16:12 > 0:16:16Mrs Tindall. Mrs Tindall, says Danny.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Let's find out if that's right

0:16:18 > 0:16:21and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said Mrs Tindall.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, Danny, I'm sorry. I didn't have a clue.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30You'll know this one, I'm sure,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33but you did get it wrong so you scored a maximum of 100 points.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'm really sorry. Dougie. Hello. This is your board.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Talk us through it, fill in all the blanks.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Mike Tindall.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Married Zara Phillips.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Zara Phillips, says Dougie.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Let's see if that's right and if it is

0:16:50 > 0:16:52let see how many of our 100 people said Zara Phillips.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55It is right.

0:16:58 > 0:17:0042. APPLAUSE

0:17:00 > 0:17:0142, Dougie.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Well played, Dougie, absolutely right.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Married Zara Phillips, the eldest granddaughter of the Queen.

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we? Adolf Hitler?

0:17:13 > 0:17:14Eva Braun?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17It was Eva Braun. Well played, Harry. Shame that's not in the next board.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22It would've scored 49 points, though. Richard Burton? Married?

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Elizabeth Taylor. Yep. Would've scored you 86 points.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Humphrey Bogart married? Lauren Bacall.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Lauren Bacall, absolutely, Esther. Would've scored you 29.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Now, John Rolfe. His wife is much more famous than he is.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39It wasn't John Smith, and Pocahontas?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yes, it is Pocahontas!

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Pocahontas is the right answer.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Scores 2 points, so very well done if you said that at home.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49Good answer. I saw that the other day! OK, good.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51LAUGHTER

0:17:51 > 0:17:53We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

0:17:53 > 0:17:5617 the best score of that pass, Esther once again very well done.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Up to 42 where we find Dougie and Harry,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01then up to 100, I'm afraid, where we find Danny and Tom for now.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Come back down the line now.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10OK, let's put six more famous men on the board, and here they are.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11We have got.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'll read them one more time.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Now remember, we are looking for the name of the women

0:18:40 > 0:18:42that each of these men married in the year shown.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Harry, you're looking a little bit puzzled,

0:18:45 > 0:18:48but I think that's because you've got a great answer in there.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51No, I'm not going to risk it. I'm going to play safe.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Dougie did well on the last round.

0:18:52 > 0:18:58I'm going to go Peter Andre, married Katie Price.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01Peter Andre married Katie Price. OK, here's your red line.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03If you get below that, you're through to the next round.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Let's find out if it's right

0:19:04 > 0:19:06and how many people said Katie Price for Peter Andre.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10It is right.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13It's a high score, Harry.

0:19:13 > 0:19:1572 takes your total up to 114.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17APPLAUSE

0:19:19 > 0:19:22They got married after they met on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25that certain people here have been on as well.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Thanks very much indeed. Now, Tom, Danny. There's a lot riding on this.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Harry, Dougie are on 114. You're on 100.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34You have to score 13 or less A, to stay in the game

0:19:34 > 0:19:38and B, to save some McFly face. I have nothing.

0:19:38 > 0:19:43Johnny Cash married... Mrs Cash Machine.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45LAUGHTER

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, she kept her maiden name! Yeah, she did.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50OK, Mrs Cash Machine, says Tom.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Let's see if that's right and if it is,

0:19:51 > 0:19:54let's see how many people said it. There's your red line.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's going to be close!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Let's find out. Is it right?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Just... No, I'm sorry.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm sorry, Tom.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Unfortunately an incorrect answer scores the maximum of 100 points.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09But listen, Tom, Danny, you're our newest members of the 200 Club,

0:20:09 > 0:20:12which is nice. Welcome. Terry.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Terry, you're through to the head-to-head,

0:20:14 > 0:20:16this is the great news. It was possibly not in doubt.

0:20:16 > 0:20:20Do you want to talk us through the board and fill in the blanks?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23I thought maybe Arthur Miller's missus might be a bit obvious.

0:20:23 > 0:20:28So I'm going to go for King Edward VIII,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30and Wallis Simpson.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Wallis Simpson, says Terry. No red line as you're already through,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36but let's see how many of 100 people said Wallis Simpson. Is it right?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40It is of course right.

0:20:43 > 0:20:4633 for Wallis Simpson. APPLAUSE

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Takes your total up to a nice round 50.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Well played, Terry,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53of course renounced the throne to marry Wallis Simpson.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Wallis Simpson would have been a good answer in Round One,

0:20:55 > 0:20:57words ending in son. Yeah.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Johnny Cash, Roseanne Carter?

0:21:00 > 0:21:03June Carter. So June Carter Cash.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash released many albums together,

0:21:06 > 0:21:09there are some absolutely brilliant ones. Worth getting a hold of.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Now the rest of the board. Arthur Miller, Terry, who did he marry?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Marilyn Monroe.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15That would have scored you 51 points,

0:21:15 > 0:21:17that would've been more points. Ed Balls?

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Ed Balls is Yvette Cooper. It is Yvette Cooper. 15 points.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24And Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha? Queen Victoria!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27The wife is more famous than the husband, Queen Victoria, of course.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Would have scored 31 points. A pretty low score.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Yvette Cooper actually the best answer on that board,

0:21:31 > 0:21:34very well done if you said that at home. Thanks, Richard.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37So at the end of the second round I'm afraid to say that the pair

0:21:37 > 0:21:39leaving us with a high score of 200 - good high score, guys -

0:21:39 > 0:21:42is Tom and Danny. I'm so sorry.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Dougie and Harry?

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Off you go. Shoo. Shoo!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Brilliant having you on the show though, thank you guys

0:21:53 > 0:21:55so much for playing. And please come back and play another time.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58They'll be back at the end to play a song. Of course!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Not far away. Thanks very much, Tom and Danny.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:03 > 0:22:06But for the remaining two pairs it is now time for the head-to-head.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Congratulations, Terry and Esther.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15Dougie and Harry, you are now one step closer to the final

0:22:15 > 0:22:19and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at ?6,000.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21There it is.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Well, you can confer for this round, so anything could happen.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Best of luck to both pairs.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30If you're wondering why Richard and I are wearing pyjamas -

0:22:30 > 0:22:33well, pyjamas in my case and a fetching tiger onesie in Richard's -

0:22:33 > 0:22:36it is of course for Children in Need

0:22:36 > 0:22:38and if you are inspired by the work of Children in Need

0:22:38 > 0:22:41and all the things they do and you'd like to donate, please go to

0:22:41 > 0:22:43bbc.co.uk/pudsey

0:22:43 > 0:22:45or call:

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Now, to decide who's going to go through to the final

0:22:51 > 0:22:54and play for that money, you're now going to go head-to-head.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57This time, as I say, you are allowed to confer

0:22:57 > 0:22:59and the first pair to win two questions

0:22:59 > 0:23:00will be playing for the jackpot.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Let's play the head-to-head!

0:23:08 > 0:23:11OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:23:13 > 0:23:17We're going to show you five images now of dolls of celebrities.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21Can you identify the celebrities these dolls represent?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Very best of luck to both teams.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Thanks very much indeed.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK, let's reveal our five dolls and here they are. We have got...

0:23:47 > 0:23:51There we are. Five dolls.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Terry and Esther, you played best throughout the show so far,

0:23:53 > 0:23:55so you get to go first.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07On the grounds of age, I think we'll go for B, Diana Ross.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09B, Diana Ross, say Terry and Esther. B, Diana Ross.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Now, Dougie and Harry, do you fancy talking us through the board

0:24:12 > 0:24:14and see how many you can name?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17A is Justin Bieber, or Dougie...

0:24:17 > 0:24:19LAUGHTER

0:24:19 > 0:24:21C, we think is Lady Gaga,

0:24:21 > 0:24:25D we think is... Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton, possibly.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28And E, Michael Jordan.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31What are you going to go for?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33We're going to go A, Justin Bieber.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35A, Justin Bieber,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37say Dougie and Harry.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40OK, Sir Terry and Esther went for Diana Ross, B.

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Let's see if that's right,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44and if it is, let's see how many people said Diana Ross.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Is right.

0:24:49 > 0:24:5160, though.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52Not very good.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58That's a high score for Diana Ross there. It is!

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Dougie and Harry, you said A, Justin Bieber.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05You're pretty sure it's right, but was everyone else?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Let's find out how many people said Justin Bieber for A.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11Is right.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Is it going to be 60? Yes, it is. Wow!

0:25:14 > 0:25:1545, well done!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18APPLAUSE

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Turns out that was the right thing to say.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Very well done indeed. After one question you are up 1-0.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Let's go through the rest of the board.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29You were toying with going for C, Lady Gaga.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30It is Lady Gaga.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yes, she would have scored you fewer points, actually.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36She would have scored you 43.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39You were also toying with going with E and you thought it was...?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Michael Jordan? It is Michael Jordan. Even better answer, actually.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Michael Jordan would have scored you 25.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48And the best answer on the board is D.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51You thought it may be...? Kate Middleton.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Not Kate Middleton, it's a Pointless answer.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56It's the Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57LAUGHTER

0:25:57 > 0:25:59It's an Angela Merkel doll.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01That was a Pointless answer.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04The clues are all there. She doesn't look anything like that!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, bless her heart.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Thank you very much indeed.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12That's great. So, here comes your second question.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13We've got to do better, Terry.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Yes, Terry and Esther, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Very best of luck. It's exciting. It concerns...

0:26:24 > 0:26:26We're going to show you five ingredients from

0:26:26 > 0:26:29a Christmas pudding recipe, but we've only shown you the first letters

0:26:29 > 0:26:32of each of the ingredients.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34So five ingredients from a Christmas pudding recipe,

0:26:34 > 0:26:35what are those ingredients?

0:26:35 > 0:26:39We've taken Eliza Acton's Ingoldsby Christmas pudding recipe.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42That's the one I always use! Yeah, absolutely.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Good, so let's reveal our five clues to Christmas pudding ingredients,

0:26:45 > 0:26:48and here they come. We have got...

0:26:58 > 0:26:59I'll read them one last time.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Dougie and Harry, you go first this time.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15We're going to go the second one,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18which we think is maple syrup?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Maple syrup. Maple syrup...

0:27:21 > 0:27:23ESTHER: Yeah! ..Say Dougie and Harry.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26They are right, aren't they?

0:27:26 > 0:27:27Terry and Esther.

0:27:27 > 0:27:32I think that one is chopped peeled, the top one.

0:27:32 > 0:27:37And I think the next one is mixed spice, but I'm stuck on the S.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43We'll go for mixed spice and we'll really go head-to-head!

0:27:43 > 0:27:44You're going to go for mixed spice,

0:27:44 > 0:27:47so it's the battle of maple syrup and Mixed spice.

0:27:47 > 0:27:51Dougie and Harry have gone for maple syrup, let's see if they were right.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55No!

0:27:55 > 0:27:58It doesn't necessarily mean you are right either!

0:27:58 > 0:28:02No, that's true. Let's just find out. Oh, come on! Let's find out.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04MS, is it mixed spice?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Yes, it is! Very well done.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Down it goes to 24. APPLAUSE

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Terry and Esther, you are back in the game. Very well done.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21After two questions it's 1-1.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23I've just thought what S is. Salt. It's not salt.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Two pounds of salt.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27LAUGHTER

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Merry Christmas, everyone!

0:28:28 > 0:28:30LAUGHTER

0:28:30 > 0:28:35Suet. It is suet, yeah. 22 points. It's a good answer.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38The top one isn't chopped peel, it's candied peel. Oh, wow.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40So that was a good escape. Yes, it was.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43That would have scored you 13 points.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47Brandy, four glasses or brandy. 66 points, a big score.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49And eggs down the bottom there, 16 eggs.

0:28:49 > 0:28:53And that would have scored 67 points, the biggest score up there.

0:28:53 > 0:28:55So candied peel the best answer there. Well done if you said that.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59Thanks very much, Richard. Well, it really is head-to-head now.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00It's 1-1.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Whoever wins this third and final question goes through to the final

0:29:02 > 0:29:06and plays for the jackpot for Children in Need.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09OK, this is the third question, and it concerns...

0:29:10 > 0:29:12I'm going.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Cricket. We are about to give you five clues about cricket.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18The team gives the most obscure answer is going to win

0:29:18 > 0:29:20and go through the play for the jackpot round.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22So very best of luck, both teams.

0:29:22 > 0:29:23OK, thanks very much.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26Let's reveal our final clues and here they are.

0:29:26 > 0:29:27We have got...

0:29:44 > 0:29:45I'll read those one last time.

0:30:03 > 0:30:07Terry and Esther, you to go first.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09The Proteas is South Africa.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12South Africa, says Terry,

0:30:12 > 0:30:15for Proteas. Dougie and Harry, talk us through the board.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Right, Geoffrey Boycott played for Yorkshire.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Um...

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Michael Vaughan partnered Natalie Lowe

0:30:24 > 0:30:27and LBW stands for leg before wicket.

0:30:27 > 0:30:32I'm going to go for Geoffrey Boycott played for Yorkshire.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Yorkshire, say Dougie and Harry, as Geoffrey Boycott County.

0:30:35 > 0:30:36Let's find out.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39Terry and Esther, they said the Proteas are South Africa.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Is that right? And if it is let's see how may people said it.

0:30:44 > 0:30:46Is right.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51Wow! Oh, good answer!

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Well done!

0:30:54 > 0:30:5527. Well done!

0:30:57 > 0:30:5827.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01Now, Dougie and Harry said Geoffrey Boycott played for Yorkshire.

0:31:01 > 0:31:05Let's find out if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:31:06 > 0:31:07Is right.

0:31:10 > 0:31:1156.

0:31:11 > 0:31:12APPLAUSE

0:31:14 > 0:31:19A great answer, but, Terry and Esther, you have won the round,

0:31:19 > 0:31:22and after a three questions you're through to the final 2-1.

0:31:22 > 0:31:23Very well done indeed!

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Unlucky, gents, but it was such a good answer from Terry.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29It was very tough for you to beat. I think you knew that one.

0:31:29 > 0:31:34If you had said LBW, leg before wicket, even bigger score.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37It would have scored you 89 points.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38So it wouldn't have helped.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41If you said former England captain who partnered Natalie Lowe,

0:31:41 > 0:31:43you knew it was...? Michael Vaughan.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46If you'd said it you'd now be in the final. No way!

0:31:46 > 0:31:48It would have scored 19 points. No!

0:31:48 > 0:31:51And of course the best answer up there is the bowler who

0:31:51 > 0:31:54Gary Sobers hit for six. Do you know that one? I don't know that, no.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56It was Malcolm Nash, of Glamorgan.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00Easy! Would have scored you five points. Some of our 100 people knew.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,

0:32:04 > 0:32:06I'm afraid, Dougie and Harry.

0:32:06 > 0:32:08To be honest, for the sake of Children in Need, I think

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Terry and Esther have a better chance of winning the money,

0:32:11 > 0:32:12so good luck, guys.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14APPLAUSE

0:32:14 > 0:32:15well said!

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Dougie and Harry, don't go too far away,

0:32:20 > 0:32:21because you are playing us out at the end.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Lovely having you on the show.

0:32:23 > 0:32:27Thank you so much. Really good contestants. Dougie and Harry!

0:32:27 > 0:32:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:29 > 0:32:32For Terry and Esther, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Congratulations, Terry and Esther, you fought off all the competition

0:32:39 > 0:32:42and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50You have a chance to play for the Pointless jackpot

0:32:50 > 0:32:52for Children in Need.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54And at the end of the show, the jackpot stands...

0:32:56 > 0:32:57There it is.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02You have done so well.

0:33:02 > 0:33:04All you have to do now is win this jackpot for Children in Need.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07As always, you kick off this round by choosing a category

0:33:07 > 0:33:09And here are the choices you have. OK.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19We'll try Hollywood. You are going to go with Hollywood. OK.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20Richard, Hollywood it is.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22We'll give you three different choices now.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25All of them relate to the Hollywood Walk of Fame,

0:33:25 > 0:33:28the Hollywood Walk of Fame with all the stars across it. OK.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Can you give us the name of any of these, please?

0:33:30 > 0:33:34Choose from any of these three categories. The name of any...

0:33:46 > 0:33:48So anyone from any of those three categories

0:33:48 > 0:33:51who are on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54This is up to September 2013. Very, very best of luck.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55You've been brilliant,

0:33:55 > 0:33:58I hope you top it off with this jackpot. OK.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Now, you'll have a minute to come up with three answers.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02And to win that jackpot,

0:34:02 > 0:34:04all you have to do is find just one pointless answer.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07The answers you give can all come from one category or they can be

0:34:07 > 0:34:10one from each category, or two from one, it's entirely up to you.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:34:13 > 0:34:14Your time starts now.

0:34:14 > 0:34:16Fictional character on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Would be a cartoon character. Mickey Mouse.

0:34:19 > 0:34:21Or we have got to find something obscure,

0:34:21 > 0:34:24so it could be Popeye or it could be that lady rabbit.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28It could be Buzz Lightyear. It could be. Bands, it could be Glenn Miller.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31It could be Bugs Bunny. It could be Bugs Bunny. It could... Bands.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33It could be Louis Armstrong.

0:34:33 > 0:34:38Best actor Oscar winner on the Hollywood... We want an obscure one.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40OK. Who was that wonderful little

0:34:40 > 0:34:41boy who was in The Sixth Sense?

0:34:41 > 0:34:43He is so obscure I can't

0:34:43 > 0:34:45remember his name. Um... Best actor.

0:34:45 > 0:34:47We should stick with fictional characters.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Because they are more obscure?

0:34:49 > 0:34:52No, it's because they are the only ones I know. OK.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55OK, let's just continue to think.

0:34:55 > 0:34:56You're not in favour of the

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Glenn Miller, Louis Armstrong,

0:34:58 > 0:35:00band, type thing?

0:35:00 > 0:35:01Erm...

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Monkees, they wouldn't be,

0:35:03 > 0:35:05would they? 10 seconds left. OK.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10The Beatles? The Beatles, I don't think they were in Hollywood at all.

0:35:10 > 0:35:11Um...

0:35:15 > 0:35:17OK. That is your time up.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Let's have three answers from you. All right.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23Do you want to take fictional characters?

0:35:23 > 0:35:27Let's take a fictional character that we are sure about. OK.

0:35:27 > 0:35:32Mickey Mouse will be so obvious. I mean, wonderful. Yeah.

0:35:32 > 0:35:36Terry had a good one, what were you going to go for? Buzz Lightyear.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Why not? Why not? There we are. Phew. One down.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43We'll have Buzz Lightyear, we'll have Bugs Bunny. And...

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Minnie Mouse!

0:35:45 > 0:35:46LAUGHTER

0:35:46 > 0:35:50Let's be feminist about this. You can have Donald Duck as well.

0:35:50 > 0:35:55Donald Duck. Donald Duck. So we have got... Bugs Bunny. Buzz Lightyear.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58And Donald Duck. And Donald Duck. There we are.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01We haven't got a single woman! OK, there we are.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04You never know about Donald. Of those three...

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Another duck would know, another duck would be able to tell.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10Which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:36:10 > 0:36:12We think they are all terrible.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16I think the best shot would be Buzz Lightyear.

0:36:16 > 0:36:18Buzz Lightyear, we will put him last. OK.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Which is your least likely?

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Least likely to be pointless would be Donald Duck. Donald Duck.

0:36:23 > 0:36:24We will put him first.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27OK, let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29We have got...

0:36:33 > 0:36:34Well, very, very best of luck.

0:36:34 > 0:36:37In this case, we are looking entirely at fictional

0:36:37 > 0:36:39characters on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43First answer, Donald Duck. You said least likely to be pointless.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Remember, only one of these has to be right

0:36:45 > 0:36:48and pointless for you to win that jackpot of ?6,000.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Donald Duck.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55It's right.

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Donald Duck.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Absolutely correct first time,

0:36:58 > 0:37:01the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04down it goes into the 20s, into the teens, into single figures.

0:37:04 > 0:37:08Down it goes. Look at that. Four, brilliant!

0:37:11 > 0:37:14And you thought that was your least likely to be pointless.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18It wasn't pointless, obviously, it was four, but still that is not bad.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21It's not good, though. Unfortunately not a pointless answer,

0:37:21 > 0:37:24only two more cracks at the jackpot of ?6,000 for Children in Need.

0:37:24 > 0:37:29We are looking for fictional characters on the Hollywood

0:37:29 > 0:37:30Walk of Fame.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Let's hope no-one said your next answer, Bugs Bunny,

0:37:32 > 0:37:34this has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot

0:37:34 > 0:37:38so for ?6,000, let's find out how many people said Bugs Bunny.

0:37:40 > 0:37:44It's right. Well, your first answer was Donald Duck, which took you down

0:37:44 > 0:37:46to four. Bugs Bunny...

0:37:46 > 0:37:50Zipping you down through the 20s. Through the teens.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52Into single figures again, down it goes,

0:37:52 > 0:37:53oh, four again!

0:37:53 > 0:37:56APPLAUSE

0:37:58 > 0:38:00OK, so not a pointless answer, but listen,

0:38:00 > 0:38:05Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, two very, very famous, iconic figures.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08It's those same four people, you know. Probably.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12But we now move into a different realm, the realm of Buzz Lightyear.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15A much more recent character.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19If this is right, there is every chance it might go all the way down.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22Buzz Lightyear. Let's find out, is that right for ?6,000?

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Might it be a pointless answer? Oh, who knows? Who knows?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30No! No, no, no, I'm sorry.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32APPLAUSE

0:38:32 > 0:38:36Oh, I am sorry. YOU'RE sorry?

0:38:40 > 0:38:44If you had told me, Richard, in your tiger skin that Glenn Miller

0:38:44 > 0:38:48was a pointless answer, I shall come over and I shall...give you a kiss.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52Aw. Oh, don't do that. Unfortunately,

0:38:52 > 0:38:55you didn't manage to find the all-important pointless answer,

0:38:55 > 0:38:58which means you don't win today's jackpot of ?6,000

0:38:58 > 0:38:59for Children in Need.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02However, as it is a special charity edition, we are

0:39:02 > 0:39:05going to donate ?2,500 on your behalf.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08We have really enjoyed having you on the show. It's been wonderful.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11And you get to take home a Pointless trophy. So there we are.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14It's win-win. Wonderful.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Richard. Well, haven't they been brilliant throughout?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21Played so well. Getting a double pointless in the first round

0:39:21 > 0:39:23is so rare on the show, terrific stuff.

0:39:23 > 0:39:26There are some big names and all of these lists.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28There are some big names. Let's take a look.

0:39:28 > 0:39:30The bands on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,

0:39:30 > 0:39:32let's take a look at a few of them.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42You could have had Boyz II Men, Motley Crue,

0:39:42 > 0:39:44The Four Tops, The Pointer Sisters,

0:39:44 > 0:39:46all would have won you the money.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Glenn Miller band, Louis Armstrong band, no.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50Glenn Miller has got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,

0:39:50 > 0:39:52but not the Glenn Miller band.

0:39:52 > 0:39:54Fictional characters....

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Also Woody Woodpecker.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02There are some big, big names on this last list

0:40:02 > 0:40:04and there's lots of them as well.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07Amongst the actors who would have been pointless...

0:40:11 > 0:40:14You could also have had Alec Guinness, Ben Kingsley,

0:40:14 > 0:40:20Burt Lancaster, David Niven, Gregory Peck, James Cagney.

0:40:20 > 0:40:21Lots of pointless answers.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24Very well done if you got those at home. Thank you for playing.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28I hope everyone is going to give all evening to Children in Need. Thanks.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Fabulous. Thanks, Richard.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34Well, unfortunately we do have to say goodbye to you, Terry

0:40:34 > 0:40:37and Esther, but we really have loved having you on the show.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41Thank you so much for playing. You played so well. Terry and Esther.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43CHEERING

0:40:43 > 0:40:44Join us next time

0:40:44 > 0:40:47when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. Goodbye.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:40:51 > 0:40:55Playing us out this evening with their brand-new single, it is McFly.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58CHEERING

0:41:08 > 0:41:14# I was alone and my stomach was twisted

0:41:14 > 0:41:19# But I can get up now the dark clouds have lifted

0:41:20 > 0:41:25Back in the old life before you existed

0:41:26 > 0:41:31# I couldn't see right My windows were misted

0:41:33 > 0:41:35# Said one word, made me feel much better

0:41:35 > 0:41:39# Starts with L and it's got four letters

0:41:39 > 0:41:43# Things are looking up, looking up, hey!

0:41:43 > 0:41:46# There's magic everywhere you go

0:41:46 > 0:41:48# Strangers stop to say hello

0:41:48 > 0:41:51# Hello, hello, hello

0:41:51 > 0:41:55# So turn it up, turn it up, hey!

0:41:55 > 0:41:58# As loud as you can make it go

0:41:58 > 0:42:00# Cos love is on the radio

0:42:02 > 0:42:08# Now that I've found you my heart's beating faster

0:42:08 > 0:42:13# We could be happy forever and after

0:42:13 > 0:42:18# We could be married like Mrs and Mr

0:42:19 > 0:42:24# We'll have a son and we'll give him a sister

0:42:24 > 0:42:26That's right!

0:42:26 > 0:42:29# Just one thing holding us together

0:42:29 > 0:42:32# A four-letter word and it lasts forever

0:42:32 > 0:42:36# Things are looking up, looking up, hey!

0:42:36 > 0:42:39# There's magic everywhere you go

0:42:39 > 0:42:42# Strangers stop to say hello

0:42:42 > 0:42:44# Hello, hello, hello

0:42:44 > 0:42:48# So turn it up, turn it up, hey!

0:42:48 > 0:42:51# As loud as you can make it go

0:42:51 > 0:42:53# Cos love is on the radio

0:42:59 > 0:43:02# Love is on the radio

0:43:02 > 0:43:08# Love is on the radio Turn it up, turn it up

0:43:08 > 0:43:11# Love is on the radio

0:43:11 > 0:43:14# Funny one thing led to another

0:43:14 > 0:43:17# You came along, filled my days with colour

0:43:17 > 0:43:20# And it's been an everlasting summer

0:43:20 > 0:43:23# Since we found each other

0:43:23 > 0:43:27# Things are looking up, looking up, hey!

0:43:27 > 0:43:30# There's magic everywhere you go

0:43:30 > 0:43:32# Strangers stop to say hello

0:43:32 > 0:43:35# Hello, hello, hello

0:43:35 > 0:43:39# So turn it up, turn it up, hey!

0:43:39 > 0:43:41# As loud as you can make it go

0:43:41 > 0:43:45# Playing till your speakers blow

0:43:45 > 0:43:47# And listen till your ears explode

0:43:47 > 0:43:50# Oh, cos love is on the radio!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05CHEERING

0:44:05 > 0:44:06Thank you so much.

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