0:00:22 > 0:00:29Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to a celebrity edition of Pointless,
0:00:29 > 0:00:36the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test. Every question was asked to 100 people.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,
0:00:40 > 0:00:46our celebrities need answers the 100 people didn't come up with. Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57First up, we welcome Paul and Stacey Young.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Paul, we know you as one of our country's most popular singers,
0:01:05 > 0:01:13- the man who opened the Band Aid single, the very first line of that. - A popular pub quiz question.
0:01:13 > 0:01:19- Please introduce your playing partner, Paul.- My playing partner is Stacey, my wife of 24 years.
0:01:19 > 0:01:26- And we met on the second video shoot, I think...- Yeah, second. - ..for Come Back And Stay.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31You've done a lot of other things. You've been on Celebrity MasterChef, Hell's Kitchen.
0:01:31 > 0:01:37- You've become a bit of a cook, haven't you?- I'm a bit of a foodie.
0:01:37 > 0:01:43It's a hobby that's become a little bit more than that. I enjoy it almost as much as making music.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Making food's great, too. - Stacey, you were formerly a model,
0:01:48 > 0:01:53- so I guess fashion is strong for you.- It should be, unless I forget!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- You never forget fashion. - Might be a bit old now.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Paul, music, food... What other areas are good for you?
0:02:00 > 0:02:07Geography I'm not bad. The weaker points are science and politics, two things my kids are great at.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12- I don't know where they got that from.- Anything weak for you, Stacey?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- The same two.- How long have you got?
0:02:17 > 0:02:23- Lovely to have you on the show. Paul and Stacey, very best of luck. - Thank you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Next we welcome Shaun Murphy and CJ de Mooi.
0:02:30 > 0:02:38Shaun, you're a world snooker champion and, CJ, most people will know you as an Egghead.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- How do you two know each other? - We just met at the snooker a few years ago.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47CJ's a big snooker fan and I play a little. We just bumped into each other.
0:02:47 > 0:02:53- We've become good friends over the years.- So, CJ, an Egghead. You're going to know everything.
0:02:53 > 0:03:00I like geography, history, science, literature. I'm absolutely useless on sport, popular culture.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Ask me anything on soap operas, you'll have 100 points straight away.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09OK, Shaun, snooker - I'd be very upset if you didn't know everything. A bit of travel?
0:03:09 > 0:03:15- Snooker must take you around the world.- Yeah, I'm very lucky to have done a lot of travelling.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I've seen some fantastic places. It's been amazing.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24OK, well, very best of luck. It's lovely to have you on the show.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Next we welcome Chris Kamara and Martin Offiah.
0:03:30 > 0:03:38Well now, Kammy, we know you as a former footballer, manager and, of course, a pundit and presenter.
0:03:38 > 0:03:44Martin, of course, you were an ex-rugby league player. What brings you together as a team?
0:03:44 > 0:03:50When I was a young boy, I watched Wigan rugby... and he was performing really well.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55- I was a Leeds Rhino fan. - But I was at Wigan.
0:03:55 > 0:04:01- Martin, what are good areas for you? - I quite like watching the History Channel,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- so Second World War is an area of interest for me.- Very good.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- That was your topic on Celebrity Mastermind.- Yeah. I did come last!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Well, equal third I'd like to call it.- Fair enough.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Chris, what about you? - Sport, if you don't mind.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Yeah, yeah, OK. - And anything to do with booze!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26We'll call that food and drink. Less of the food.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30It's lovely having you both. Welcome to Pointless, best of luck.
0:04:30 > 0:04:35Finally, we've got Ray Quinn and Emma Stephens.
0:04:38 > 0:04:44Ray, most people will know you as an award-winning star of Brookside,
0:04:44 > 0:04:50X Factor, Dancing On Ice and Legally Blonde The Musical. Please introduce your partner.
0:04:50 > 0:04:57This is my wonderful fiancee, Emma. We met on Grease back... three and a half years ago now.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Yeah, so here she is.- That's it.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06- Emma, what were you playing in Grease?- I was playing Marty and then went on to play Sandy.
0:05:06 > 0:05:13- So musical theatre is going to be very strong.- Hopefully, like sport, I hope I don't show myself up.
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- Fingers crossed. Musical theatre, nature.- Nature. - Er, that's about it!
0:05:18 > 0:05:25- Very good. Ray, what would you like to come up?- I'm not entirely sure. I'd like to say musicals,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but I'm blagging it myself, so...
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Cars. Cars.- Probably cars. I'm a massive fan of cars.- Motor sports.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38- Lovely to have you both on the show. - Thank you.- A very warm welcome.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42We look forward to discovering your hidden knowledge during the show.
0:05:42 > 0:05:48There's only one person left to introduce. His pen is ready to go, his chair is at the optimal height,
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- but he's still not wearing any trousers. My Pointless friend, Richard.- Hiya.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Hiya.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05- Well...- That's a pretty good line-up.- It is.- Question one you could loosely affiliate with music.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- And question two you could loosely affiliate with sport. - OK, thanks very much, Richard.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show. We want obscure answers they didn't get.
0:06:17 > 0:06:23To stay in the game with a chance to win our jackpot, our teams must score as few points as they can.
0:06:23 > 0:06:29Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people knew.
0:06:29 > 0:06:36Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot. As each of our celebrities is playing for charity,
0:06:36 > 0:06:40we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:06:53 > 0:07:00In this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:07:00 > 0:07:06Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated. An incorrect answer scores the maximum 100 points
0:07:06 > 0:07:12so avoid those if you can. OK, our first category this afternoon is...Eurovision.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15RAY: Yes! I'm joking.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Can you all decide who is going to go first and who goes second?
0:07:19 > 0:07:24And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:07:25 > 0:07:31OK, let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:07:31 > 0:07:37as many countries which have won the Eurovision Song Contest as they could. Richard?
0:07:37 > 0:07:44Any country, other than the UK, which has won the Eurovision Song Contest up to 2011.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Where a country no longer exists, we need its name when it won.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52So any country that has ever won the Eurovision Song Contest.
0:07:52 > 0:07:58Wow. Right, Paul and Stacey, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Em...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I'm going to say...
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Finland. - OK, Finland, says Stacey.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Let's see if that's right and how many people said Finland.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's right.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Oh, it's a good answer, Stacey. Look at that - 18.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Very well done. 18 for Finland.
0:08:23 > 0:08:30- Richard?- Great start, Stacey. They won in 2006. Lordi won with Hard Rock Hallelujah.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I knew that.- Wow. Lordi.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Now then, Shaun...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40- I'm going to go for... Republic of Ireland. - Let's see if that's right
0:08:40 > 0:08:45and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Republic of Ireland.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49It's right.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, that's a high score.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58It's a lot better than 100, but 71 for the ROI.
0:08:58 > 0:09:04Good score in snooker, not so good on Pointless. They've won it seven times.
0:09:04 > 0:09:10Thanks very much, Richard. Kammy, the most obscure country to win the Eurovision Song Contest.
0:09:10 > 0:09:18- Do you follow it at all? - Not really, but with ABBA being a Swedish band, I'd think Sweden.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Sweden. OK, nice obscure answer there from Kammy. Let's see if Sweden is right
0:09:23 > 0:09:27and, if it is, how many people said Sweden.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's right.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, it's not bad. 58.
0:09:34 > 0:09:3758 for Sweden.
0:09:37 > 0:09:44Yeah, they've won it four times as Kammy well knows. ABBA was 1974. They last won it in 1999.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49Thank you. Now, Ray, something tells me you might be quite good at this.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51You're having a laugh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Really?- Yeah. I'm going to say Germany.
0:09:56 > 0:10:03OK, Germany says Ray. Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Germany.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Well done, Ray. It's right. - That'll do me.- Down it goes.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Good score - 39. Well done, Ray. - Yes! I'm proud of that.
0:10:13 > 0:10:20- 39 for Ray. - Yeah, they won in 2010. They also won in 1982 as West Germany.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24We're halfway through. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Best score of the round was from Stacey. A cracking score of 18.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Then we go up to 39, Ray and Emma.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Then 58, Chris and Martin.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39And up to 71, Shaun and CJ. But I think CJ will have a brilliant answer,
0:10:39 > 0:10:46otherwise we won't see you in the next round. Can the second celebrities take their places?
0:10:49 > 0:10:54Here we go. Remember, we are looking for countries that have won the Eurovision Song Contest.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Emma, you're on 39. Cracking answer from Ray.
0:10:58 > 0:11:04The high scorers on 71 are Shaun and CJ. That means if you can score 31 or less,
0:11:04 > 0:11:10- you are definitely in the next round. Is this good for you? - Em, not really, no.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- But I'm going to give it my best shot. I think Italy.- Italy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:21- Yes, I'll go for Italy. - Well, Germany did well for Ray. There is your red line.
0:11:21 > 0:11:28Get below that red line and you are through comfortably. Italy, is it right? How many people said it?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Well done, Emma.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- You've done it! Very well done - 16!- Get in!
0:11:39 > 0:11:43That's a great answer. Takes your total up to 55. Richard?
0:11:43 > 0:11:47Safely through. Italy have won it twice, the last time in 1990.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Now then, Martin. Martin...
0:11:51 > 0:11:55You're on 58. The high scorers are still Shaun and CJ on 71.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- If you can score 12 or less... - LAUGHTER
0:12:01 > 0:12:07- I'm going to say Israel. - Israel, says Martin. Here comes your red line.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11If you get below that, you are through comfortably.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Israel. Is it right? How many said it?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's right.
0:12:19 > 0:12:2034.
0:12:20 > 0:12:27- Whoo! Not bad! - 34. Takes your total up to 92. You are our new high scorers.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Richard?- There's a big crossover between rugby league and Eurovision.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Martin just symbolises it perfectly, doesn't he?
0:12:34 > 0:12:41Not ashamed to show the sort of knowledge that he's just shown us there.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Israel have won it three times.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47CJ, your score is 71. The high scorers are now on 92.
0:12:47 > 0:12:53A score of 20 or less would see you straight into the next round.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I will go for Azerbaijan.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02- Ooooh!- Watch and learn, everybody. There's a quizzer.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06CJ says Azerbaijan.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10There's your red line. If you get below that with Azerbaijan,
0:13:10 > 0:13:16you are in the next round. Let's see if that's right and how many said Azerbaijan.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19It's right.
0:13:22 > 0:13:28And you're through to the next round. It scores only four points! Takes your total up to 75.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Very, very well done, CJ.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- Richard?- Yeah, they won in 2011. That just seems unfair, doesn't it?
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Now then, Paul. The high scorers are still Martin and Chris on 92.
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- A score of 73 or less will see you through.- I was going to go for a wild card,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51but I think I can afford to play it safe.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Ish.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- With France.- France. There's your red line.
0:13:57 > 0:14:03It's nice and high. If you can get below that, you are through to the Head to Head. Best of luck.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06France. Is it right? How many said France?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Yep, it's right.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11And you are through.
0:14:11 > 0:14:1342 for France!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- It's good enough.- Just about! - Takes your total to 60.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Richard?- Perfect tactics, Paul. That's exactly the way to play.
0:14:21 > 0:14:26They've won five times. There's no pointless answers at all.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31There's some low-scoring ones. Best answer would have been Belgium or Austria, for one point.
0:14:31 > 0:14:37Monaco was two points. Other low scorers - Yugoslavia, Serbia, Latvia, Ukraine, Estonia.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Well done if you said those at home.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Thanks very much, Richard. So at the end of Round One,
0:14:44 > 0:14:48the losing pair with the highest score is Kammy and Martin.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Aww. 92 is not a bad total, either. - Devastated, I have to say.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Oh, dear. What will you take away from your Pointless experience?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Nothing.- Nothing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Chris and Martin, thank you so much for joining us. It's been a real treat. Brilliant contestants.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:15:17 > 0:15:23Obviously, there's only room for two celebrity pairs in our Head to Head, so one team leaves after this round.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28Our category for Round Two is... celebrities.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34- Can you all decide who's going to go first and who's going second? - LAUGHTER
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:15:41 > 0:15:48OK, our Round Two questions concerns...footballers and their WAGs.
0:15:48 > 0:15:54- Richard?- I told you it was loosely associated with sport. We'll show you six names one each pass.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Tell us which footballers these people are married to.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Give us a nice obscure answer for fewer points.
0:16:01 > 0:16:07Give us an incorrect answer, you'll score 100 points. 12 names in all to get at home.
0:16:07 > 0:16:13Here we go. We are looking for the footballers who are married to these people. And we have...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15HE READS THE LIST
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I'll read those all again, only if you make that face, CJ!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34And here we go...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47There we are.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Stacey...
0:16:48 > 0:16:53Oh, I'll just have to go safe and I'm really sorry, it's lame,
0:16:53 > 0:17:00- but Abigail Clancy is married to Peter Crouch. - Abigail Clancy, Peter Crouch.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Is that right? How many people knew that? Peter Crouch, Abigail Clancy.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's right.
0:17:11 > 0:17:1238.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Not a terrible score.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- 38 for Peter Crouch. - Very good answer. Married in 2011.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25OK, Peter Crouch, great answer. Now then, Shaun.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30I only know three of them and one of them's gone,
0:17:30 > 0:17:36so I'm going to have to go for Alex Curran, who I think is married to Steven Gerrard.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Alex Curran, Steven Gerrard. Let's see if that's right.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44Is Alex Curran married to Steven Gerrard? How many people knew that?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Ah, it's right! There we are, Shaun.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53Down it goes. 33. There we are, 33.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- Not a bad score. Alex Curran. - Well done, Shaun.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02She launched her own perfume. Know what it was called?
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Alex. It makes you smell like Alex Ferguson.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- OK.- Yeah.
0:18:11 > 0:18:19- Now then, Emma, talk us through the board.- The only person I know on that board is Coleen
0:18:19 > 0:18:24- and Wayne Rooney. So that's the only answer I can give.- No shame in that.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Coleen McLoughlin, Wayne Rooney.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Let's see if that's right and how many knew it.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Coleen McLoughlin, Wayne Rooney.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34It's right.
0:18:36 > 0:18:3880!
0:18:41 > 0:18:4380. I mean, that's...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- That's really quite high.- All right!
0:18:46 > 0:18:52- No, no...- I knew it would be high! - No, no, this isn't your answer. It's our 100 people.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Yeah, 80 out of 100, but it's better than 100.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Let's have a look at the rest.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Carly Zucker was married in 2009 to Joe Cole.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04That would have scored 16 points.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Toni Poole in 2007.
0:19:07 > 0:19:13- John Terry.- Yeah, John Terry. There you go. Lionel Richie sang at their wedding.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Wow.- They were furious. They booked Shane Richie.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18LAUGHTER
0:19:18 > 0:19:24And Simone Lambe is a pointless answer. Very well done if you knew she was married to Michael Ballack,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Chelsea and Germany midfielder.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through. Let's look at those scores.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Shaun and CJ, looking very good on 33. Very strong.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Then up to 38, where we find Stacey and Paul.
0:19:38 > 0:19:44Then Emma and Ray, up there on 80, but luckily Ray gets first pick of the board.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- You'll find the Simone Lambe, maybe. - Fingers crossed.
0:19:48 > 0:19:54Good luck. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:19:55 > 0:20:00OK, we're going to put six more WAGs on the board. Here they come.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02HE READS THE LIST
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'll read it one more time.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Remember, we are looking for the footballers to whom these women are married.
0:20:30 > 0:20:36And you want the one the fewest people knew. Ray, you're on 80.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- Yeah.- We need a nice low score. - I'm hoping it is. A name popped into my head.
0:20:41 > 0:20:48I'm hoping it's right. I think Louise Nurding is Jamie Redknapp's wife.
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Louise Nurding, Jamie Redknapp. CJ is just so upset about that!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58It must be right, then! LAUGHTER
0:20:58 > 0:21:04There's no red line for you. Just hope it goes down as far as it can.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Is it right? How many said it?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yes, it's right.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- 40!- That's OK. That's not too bad.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- 40 takes your total up to 120. Richard?- Well played, Ray.
0:21:21 > 0:21:26In 2004, Louise Nurding named FHM's Sexiest Woman of the Decade.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Wow.- That's not bad going. A title neither you nor I have.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Now then, CJ, the high scorers are Ray and Emma on 120.
0:21:36 > 0:21:42You are on 33. A score of 86 or less would see you straight into the next round.
0:21:43 > 0:21:49I'm afraid I just don't know any of these, so I'll have to go for Victoria Adams and David Beckham
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Victoria Adams, David Beckham, says CJ.
0:21:53 > 0:22:00If you get below that red line with Victoria Adams and David Beckham, you are in the head-to-head.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Is that right and if it is, how many people said Victoria Adams, David Beckham?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08You've done it. 78.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10APPLAUSE
0:22:11 > 0:22:17There you are. 78 takes your total up to 111. Very well done. Richard?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Safely through. Scored just less than Coleen McLoughlin.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23If it said Posh Adams
0:22:23 > 0:22:25or Victoria Spice...
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Or Posh Spice...- Yeah.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Maybe 82, maybe 83 people would have got it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I think maybe 97 people might have got that.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40Right, Paul... The high scorers on 120 are Ray and Emma.
0:22:40 > 0:22:46You're on 38. A score of 81 or less will see you through to the next round.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Leanne Wassell, don't know, Sheree Murphy, don't know,
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Claudine Palmer, don't know, Joy Beverley, don't know,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55but as it's married in 1958,
0:22:55 > 0:23:01the most famous footballer I can think that might have been playing in the '60s would be Bobby Moore.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05And that's all I've got.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Bobby Moore, putting everything on Bobby Moore.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12OK, here is your red line. It's nice and high.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Bobby Moore, you are saying.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Is that right for Joy Beverley married in 1958?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Let's see if it is and if it is, how many people said it.
0:23:26 > 0:23:32Oh, bad luck, Paul, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, so you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35It takes your total up to 138. Sorry.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Yes, sorry, Paul. Faultless logic. It was the right thing to do.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42She was the eldest of the Beverley Sisters
0:23:42 > 0:23:47and she married a man capped over 100 times for England, Billy Wright. Would have scored 2 points.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Let's go through the board. Sheree Murphy married Harry Kewell,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54former Leeds and Liverpool player - 16 points.
0:23:54 > 0:24:00Claudine Palmer has a first class degree in Economics and Finance from University College Dublin
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and she's married to Robbie Keane - 3 points.
0:24:02 > 0:24:08And Leanne Wassell is the pointless answer on the board. She would have added £250 to the jackpot
0:24:08 > 0:24:14the day she married Wes Brown, ex of Man United and now Sunderland. Very well done if you got those.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Thank you, Richard. The losing pair at the end of Round Two
0:24:17 > 0:24:21with the highest score, I'm sorry to say, it's Paul and Stacey.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Never mind.- Aw!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Well, sport was never my strong point.
0:24:26 > 0:24:32- I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye and every time you go away, you take a piece...- Oh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:39- Oh, never mind.- You take a piece of us with you.- That's nice. - At least I like to think you will.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44Thank you so much, Stacey and Paul, it's been lovely having you on the show. Brilliant!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46APPLAUSE
0:24:46 > 0:24:51But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.
0:24:55 > 0:25:01Congratulations, Ray and Emma, CJ and Shaun, you are now only one round away from the final
0:25:01 > 0:25:06and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £2,500.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09APPLAUSE
0:25:11 > 0:25:17Only one pair can play for that money and to decide which pair it will be, you now go head-to-head.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21For each question, you will be shown five options.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Each pair needs to pick just one answer, but you can now confer.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Score less than the other pair and you will win that question.
0:25:28 > 0:25:34The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot. Let's play head-to-head.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41OK, here is your first question.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43It concerns...
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- Richard?- For this question, we'll show you five pictures of fashion designers.
0:25:49 > 0:25:54We've also shown them to our 100 people. Which of these is the most obscure?
0:25:54 > 0:26:00Thanks very much, Richard. Let's reveal our five fashion designers and here they come.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02We've got...
0:26:12 > 0:26:15There they are, our five fashion designers.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Ray and Emma, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.
0:26:20 > 0:26:27We have five fashion designers. You name the one you think the fewest of our 100 people recognised.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31I'd go with C because it's black and white, innit?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33LAUGHTER
0:26:33 > 0:26:37I think it might be Chanel, but I don't know.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- OK, you are saying C...- Yeah.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42..and Chanel.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43OK.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46CJ and Shaun...
0:26:46 > 0:26:49I think A is Tom Ford, B is Donatella Versace
0:26:49 > 0:26:51and E is Jean-Paul Gaultier.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Just on the basis that I'm not sure who C is...
0:26:58 > 0:27:03If it is Coco Chanel, then we don't have much of a chance anyway,
0:27:03 > 0:27:09so let's hope it isn't and we'll go for a definite one and go for E, Jean-Paul Gaultier.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12OK, Jean-Paul Gaultier you are saying for E.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16So we have Coco Chanel and we have Jean-Paul Gaultier.
0:27:16 > 0:27:22Ray and Emma went with Chanel. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Chanel.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- And it is.- Oh, my gosh! - Very well done, Emma.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Down it goes.- Go on.
0:27:30 > 0:27:3121.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- APPLAUSE Yeah!- 21. That's a great answer.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Yeah!
0:27:35 > 0:27:41CJ and Shaun have gone for E who they think is Jean-Paul Gaultier.
0:27:41 > 0:27:47Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Jean-Paul Gaultier for E.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49It's right.
0:27:49 > 0:27:5321 is the score it has to beat. Will it go down that far...?
0:27:53 > 0:27:5431.
0:27:54 > 0:27:5531.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57APPLAUSE
0:27:58 > 0:28:03Very well done, Ray and Emma. After one question, you are ahead 1-0. Richard?
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Very well played, Emma. It's a very good answer.
0:28:06 > 0:28:10CJ, if you had gone for A, Tom Ford, you'd have won the point.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14It only scored 7, so it would have been a terrific answer.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16B is Donatella Versace.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18She would have scored 30.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20There's C, Coco Chanel.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23D is the best answer on the board - 1 point.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27You'll know the name, if not the face, of Donna Karan - 1 point.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30And E, we've seen already, is Jean-Paul Gaultier - 31.
0:28:30 > 0:28:37- Very well done if you got all five of those.- Thanks very much, Richard, and very well done, Emma and Ray.
0:28:37 > 0:28:42Here comes the second question. CJ and Shaun, you've got to win this question to stay in the game.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45It concerns...
0:28:47 > 0:28:52- Oh, no!- Richard? - We're about to give you five clues to facts about David Cameron.
0:28:52 > 0:28:56What's the most obscure of these facts? Very best of luck.
0:28:56 > 0:29:03Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal five clues about facts to David Cameron. And here we are. We've got...
0:29:16 > 0:29:20I'll read those all one more time.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36There we are. CJ and Shaun, you go first this time.
0:29:36 > 0:29:41As I said before, you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46I think we'll probably have to go for the special adviser
0:29:46 > 0:29:48which I believe was Norman Lamont.
0:29:48 > 0:29:54Norman Lamont, you are saying was the former Chancellor to whom he was special adviser. So, Ray and Emma...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57We really don't know any of the answers.
0:29:57 > 0:30:02The only one we can have a stab in the dark with is the famous public school
0:30:02 > 0:30:06and I don't even know if it counts as a school or a university.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08What do you think?
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- Oxford School, whatever it's called.- Oxford.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14OK, you are saying Oxford.
0:30:14 > 0:30:19CJ and Shaun have said the former Chancellor to whom he was a special adviser was Norman Lamont.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25It's right.
0:30:31 > 0:30:326.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34APPLAUSE
0:30:38 > 0:30:406 of our 100 people knew that
0:30:40 > 0:30:45and Ray and Emma are saying that the famous public school he attended was Oxford.
0:30:45 > 0:30:50Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said that.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55- Oh, damn!- Bad luck. It doesn't matter. You had a point in hand.
0:30:55 > 0:31:00After two questions, you are now even, one point apiece. Richard?
0:31:00 > 0:31:06Yeah, he did go to Oxford University. Eton was the name of his public school.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10- That would have scored 57. - Can you not change the question?
0:31:10 > 0:31:16Even if we changed the question, you'll still lose the point because CJ gave us the best answer,
0:31:16 > 0:31:20which is the special adviser to Norman Lamont which scored 6 points.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Let's go through the rest of them.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25His wife's name is Samantha. Would have scored you 38.
0:31:25 > 0:31:31The daughter born in 2010... It's good to know that CJ doesn't know something. That's humanising.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34That was Florence. Would have scored you 11 points.
0:31:34 > 0:31:40- His parliamentary constituency, also a low scorer, 7 points for, CJ...?- Witney.- Absolutely right.
0:31:40 > 0:31:45Here comes your third question. Whoever wins this question is in the final.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47Your third question concerns...
0:31:50 > 0:31:55- Richard?- We'll show you five proverbs or sayings from the Oxford Book of Proverbs.
0:31:55 > 0:32:00They're all missing one food or drink-related word. What's that word, please?
0:32:00 > 0:32:04OK, let's reveal our five food and drink proverbs.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I'll read those all again.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43Now then, Ray and Emma, you get to go first this time.
0:32:43 > 0:32:49This is another tricky one because there's some that you think you know, but it could be wrong.
0:32:49 > 0:32:54- Just do the last one. - "You can't make an omelette without breaking any eggs."
0:32:54 > 0:33:00You say, "You can't make an omelette." "Omelette" is the missing word there. CJ and Shaun...
0:33:00 > 0:33:02I know four. I don't know the second one.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07"Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?" "Man cannot live by bread alone."
0:33:07 > 0:33:11"Fine words butter no parsnips." That's what we should go for.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15"Fine words butter no parsnips." What do you think?
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Fine words from Shaun there(!) - LAUGHTER
0:33:19 > 0:33:23Let me put it this way. That's the one we'll go for.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27OK, so you are going to go with "fine words butter no parsnips".
0:33:27 > 0:33:32So we have from Ray and Emma, "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs."
0:33:32 > 0:33:36Let's see if "omelette" is right and if it is, how many people said it.
0:33:36 > 0:33:38It's right.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Oh, 86!- Yes, you know...
0:33:41 > 0:33:45CJ and Shaun, you said, "Fine words butter no parsnips."
0:33:45 > 0:33:49Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said that.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52It's right and you are through to the next round.
0:33:56 > 0:33:5714.
0:33:57 > 0:33:58APPLAUSE
0:34:01 > 0:34:06Good answer, CJ and Shaun, so after three questions, you are through to the final 2-1. Richard?
0:34:06 > 0:34:12It's the best answer on the board. Ray and Emma, you've played so well throughout and taken them to 2-1,
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- but they gave the best answer twice in a row.- We've done all right.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Let's go through the rest of them.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22"Man cannot live by bread alone" would have scored 57.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26"Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap?" Would have scored you 36.
0:34:26 > 0:34:31- And "you can't put new..."- Wine. - "..wine in old bottles." 30 points.
0:34:31 > 0:34:36The best one there, "Fine words butter no parsnips." Well done if you said that at home.
0:34:36 > 0:34:41Thank you, Richard. The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, it's Ray and Emma.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45- Guys, you've done so well. - I don't want to go.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- You can stay if you like.- I need to go before I embarrass myself.
0:34:49 > 0:34:54I don't think you did at all. Oxford... In America, they call universities "schools".
0:34:54 > 0:34:59I'm made up that we've done well. I'm made up about that Chanel one. I wouldn't have known that one.
0:34:59 > 0:35:05- It's just a shame we're not taking anything home for our charity, but never mind.- So share it!
0:35:05 > 0:35:12- Ray and Emma, thank you so much for playing. It's been lovely having you on the show.- Thanks for having us.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14APPLAUSE Good luck.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18But for Shaun and CJ, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25Congratulations, CJ and Shaun, you have fought off all the competition
0:35:25 > 0:35:28and won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:35:34 > 0:35:40You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of today's show, it stands at £2,500.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42APPLAUSE
0:35:44 > 0:35:51Your Pointless career so far has been slightly up and down. The first round was not especially dazzling.
0:35:51 > 0:35:56I thought after Shaun gave the Republic of Ireland answer as our very first utterance in the show
0:35:56 > 0:35:59it would be our last one, I thought we were out.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Well, here you are in the final.
0:36:01 > 0:36:06To win that money for your charities, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:36:06 > 0:36:11We haven't had any today. You only have to find one now and you go home with that money.
0:36:11 > 0:36:16First you've got to choose a category and you have a choice of five categories.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28Before the show, we agreed that if we got this far,
0:36:28 > 0:36:32which we are very lucky to do after my Republic of Ireland mess-up,
0:36:32 > 0:36:36we'd go with whatever you wanted to go with.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38LAUGHTER
0:36:38 > 0:36:42- We'll go for Flags, Alexander.- OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:36:44 > 0:36:49to name as many countries that have national flags with three stripes as they could.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52- Richard?- We want any country in the world that has a flag
0:36:52 > 0:36:56which consists of three vertical or horizontal stripes.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59They must all be different colours and go in the same direction.
0:36:59 > 0:37:06Any flag that has a crest or symbol on it doesn't count. Countries with a three-striped flag, please.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:37:09 > 0:37:16All you need to win that £2,500 is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?
0:37:16 > 0:37:20- We are.- Let's put 60 seconds on the clock and here they are.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Your time starts now.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25It's a pity there's no symbols allowed.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Don't do anything from Europe.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34Generally, avoid any major country that's been in the FIFA World Cup.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Chad?
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Um...
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Oh, dear.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47I'm struggling now to avoid ones without symbols on them.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Just going across...
0:37:57 > 0:38:00I think Chad doesn't have a symbol on it.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06That does, that does. Oh, dear!
0:38:07 > 0:38:11I'm trying to avoid anything in Europe.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- That does. Oh, dear. - Ten seconds left.- Oh, dear.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Anything in South America?
0:38:17 > 0:38:22- He's only playing. He'll have got it.- I wouldn't bet on it!
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- OK, I've got...- OK.- I've got three possibles.- OK, your time is up
0:38:27 > 0:38:32We were looking for flags with three stripes. I now need your three answers.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36We'll go for Chad, Netherlands
0:38:36 > 0:38:38and...
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Russia.- Russia, OK.
0:38:41 > 0:38:46So we have Chad, the Netherlands and Russia.
0:38:46 > 0:38:51- Which of those are you going to keep till last?- Chad.- Chad.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Lovely. Which is your least likely? - Russia.
0:38:54 > 0:38:59OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. We have got...
0:39:02 > 0:39:08OK, flags with three stripes on. Russia was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:39:08 > 0:39:13You only have to find one pointless answer to win that £2,500 for your charity.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Just one.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19OK, let's see if Russia is right and if it is, how many people said Russia.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24It's right.
0:39:24 > 0:39:29If this goes all the way down to zero, you'll be leaving here with £2,500 for your charities.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Down it goes into the teens.- Go on!
0:39:32 > 0:39:35Into single figures... 7.
0:39:35 > 0:39:37- 7. - APPLAUSE
0:39:40 > 0:39:45Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:39:45 > 0:39:50- That's not bad, 7 for your first answer?- That was his least favourite.- That's pretty good.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Let's hope nobody said your next answer, the Netherlands.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57This has to be pointless to win that jackpot of £2,500.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01Let's see how many people said the Netherlands.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Also correct.
0:40:04 > 0:40:09Your first answer of Russia went down to 7. Let's see how far down the Netherlands goes.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13If this goes down to zero, you leave here with £2,500.
0:40:13 > 0:40:1514.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- APPLAUSE - 14.
0:40:18 > 0:40:24You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot, £2,500, and it is all riding on Chad.
0:40:24 > 0:40:30- What do you think Chad's flag looks like?- What if Chad's wrong?- If it is, I'm not going to do well here.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Describe it for us.- I think Chad is similar to the flag of Romania.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38- I think it's very similar to Romania - What are your charities? Shaun?
0:40:38 > 0:40:42Well, our chosen charity is the Paul Hunter Foundation
0:40:42 > 0:40:47which was set up after Paul sadly passed away a number of years ago.
0:40:47 > 0:40:52It's a foundation that helps a lot of underprivileged kids get off the streets, basically,
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- and it's something that as snooker we're really into.- Very well done.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00An excellent charity.
0:41:00 > 0:41:05Let's hope your last answer will see that charity £2,500 richer.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07OK, Chad...
0:41:09 > 0:41:15This has to be correct and it has to be pointless if you're to leave here with £2,500 for your charity.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18We were looking for flags with three stripes.
0:41:18 > 0:41:23Chad, is it right, and how many people said it?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27It's right.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31You were pretty confident if it was right, it might go all the way down.
0:41:31 > 0:41:337 we scored with Russia, 14 with the Netherlands.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,500.
0:41:37 > 0:41:43- You've done it! Very well done. Very well done indeed. Fantastic. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Congratulations. Chad was a pointless answer,
0:41:50 > 0:41:56which means you'll be leaving here with a jackpot for your charity of £2,500.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59- APPLAUSE - Very, very well done indeed.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Amazing.
0:42:02 > 0:42:08- So, Richard...?- Very well played, gents, very well deserved, going to a very deserving cause.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11CJ, you say it's similar to the Romanian flag.
0:42:11 > 0:42:16Chad and Romania are the only two countries with identical flags.
0:42:16 > 0:42:21It's blue, yellow and red vertical stripes. Let's look at some of the pointless answers.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25There's seven, five of them in Africa. Let's look at all of them.
0:42:35 > 0:42:41Congratulations if you got any of those at home and congratulations to you guys as well. Very well played.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Thanks once again to our winning celebrities Shaun and CJ
0:42:45 > 0:42:48who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50APPLAUSE
0:42:52 > 0:42:57Thank you to our other celebrity pairs Chris and Martin, Paul and Stacey, and Ray and Emma.
0:42:57 > 0:43:02Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:43:02 > 0:43:07- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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