Episode 9

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0:00:25 > 0:00:31Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to a special celebrity edition of Pointless,

0:00:31 > 0:00:38putting obscure knowledge to the test. Every question has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,

0:00:42 > 0:00:48our celebrities need the answers the fewest people thought of. Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Please welcome Louise Minchin and Gyles Brandreth!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Hello, hello.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05We know you from all sorts of things. Louise, you read the news very beautifully.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10And Gyles, you've been many, many things, not least a politician.

0:01:10 > 0:01:16- But together we probably know you best from The One Show sofa.- Yes. Absolutely.- We're One Show people.

0:01:16 > 0:01:21- You cover so much ground. - Yeah, we're ready.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Is there anything, if it cropped up, that you dread?

0:01:25 > 0:01:33We're all pumped up. I dread sport, I dread movies, anything to do with the animal kingdom, nature...

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- I dread almost everything. - Times tables!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Can I say something to reassure you both about today's show?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42No, sorry. Sorry.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47Well, very best of luck to you, Louise and Gyles. Great having you.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Next, please welcome Todd Carty and Bonnie Langford!

0:01:56 > 0:02:02You've both been on our TV screens for decades. Bonnie, from Dancing On Ice, Todd, Grange Hill.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07EastEnders. The Bill. You've been a part of all of our lives.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Thank you.- ALL of our lives! You're working together at the moment.

0:02:11 > 0:02:17- We're doing Spamalot. - I play the Lady of the Lake. - And I play Patsy, the half-wit.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19So I don't know why I'm here.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Are you good at picking stuff up from roles you've played, Todd?

0:02:24 > 0:02:30- The Bill, are you good on...? - I know how to use a truncheon. - That might come in handy.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- And Bonnie...- Yes.- Musical theatre. - And that's about it!

0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Really?- Ask me anything on musicals and I'll be maybe OK!

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Lovely having you on the show, Todd and Bonnie.- A joy to be here.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Next, please welcome Pat Sharp and DJ Spoony!

0:02:55 > 0:03:01We know you both as radio DJs. Spoony, we've seen you on Strictly Come Dancing.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Pat, we know you most recently from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:10- I would hope you have music sewn up between you.- We would hope so!

0:03:10 > 0:03:16- Embarrassing if you didn't! - This is the thing. Everyone expects us to be very good on music,

0:03:16 > 0:03:21but we're known more for talking than our actual music knowledge.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Do we call you Spoony or Johnathan. - Call me Johnathan.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- I might go Spoony. - Try both. I like that.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Let's agree we can call him either. - Let's say Mr Johnathan Spoony.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Johnathan DJ Spoony. - That's even more confusing!

0:03:36 > 0:03:42Anyway, Pat, Spoony, Johnathan, it's lovely having you here. Very best of luck to you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45And, finally, Bernie and Linda Nolan!

0:03:50 > 0:03:56I suppose we know you chiefly from the '70s supergroup, the girl group the Nolan Sisters.

0:03:56 > 0:04:03But most recently we know Bernie from Brookside and The Bill, Linda in London's West End.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Linda, what do you hope comes up? What's a perfect topic for you? - Sweets!- Sweets!

0:04:09 > 0:04:14- Chocolate.- Yeah, chocolate bars. That would be great.

0:04:14 > 0:04:21Well, I'm not too bad... I'm not saying, in case it comes up and I really make a show of myself.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Don't worry about that. You'll be in such good company!

0:04:26 > 0:04:30A very warm welcome to you. Very, very best of luck.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33We'll discover all your hidden knowledge.

0:04:33 > 0:04:40Only one person left to introduce. Cardboard cut-outs of him boost sales of desks and swivel chairs!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- He's my Pointless friend, Richard. - Hiya! Hello.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Hiya.

0:04:51 > 0:04:58- This should be fun.- I'll say. - I just realised Linda and Bernie are like a prototype female Jedward.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Oh, my God! - LAUGHTER

0:05:01 > 0:05:05You just come over here and say that, boy.

0:05:05 > 0:05:11- That's a great thing to be! - Lovely boys, but...- Enormously successful, musically gifted...

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Now you're stretching it. - Two out of three ain't bad.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Very good. Thanks, Richard. All our questions were put to 100 people,

0:05:20 > 0:05:25but we want the obscure answers they didn't get. To stay in the game

0:05:25 > 0:05:31our celebrities need to score as few points as they possibly can. Everyone wants a pointless answer

0:05:31 > 0:05:36that none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens, we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41As today's show is a celebrity special, each celebrity is playing for a charity,

0:05:41 > 0:05:44and we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:05:57 > 0:06:02In this first round, you all give one answer and you cannot confer.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06The pair with the highest score at the end is eliminated.

0:06:06 > 0:06:12If you give me an incorrect answer, you score the maximum 100 points, so try to avoid those.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Our first category today is...film.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Can you decide who's going to go first and who's going second?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:06:26 > 0:06:33We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Clint Eastwood films as they could. Richard?

0:06:33 > 0:06:40Any feature film made for cinema release for which Clint Eastwood has an acting or directing credit,

0:06:40 > 0:06:46prior to May, 2012. No TV films, short films or documentaries, but voice performances do count.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Any Clint Eastwood film, acting or directing.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Now then, Louise and Gyles, you all drew lots and today you are going first.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Louise...

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- Dirty Harry.- Dirty Harry, says Louise.- He's in it.- Is it right?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06How many of our 100 people said it?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's right.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Down it goes. Still going down. 35, there we are.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Phew! - That scores you 35 points.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Richard?- Well played, Louise. From 1971. He plays Harry Callahan.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Thank you, Richard. Now, Bonnie.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- We're looking for Clint Eastwood films.- I've got a couple of ideas.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38And... I'm going to take a risk on one.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I hope I'm right. Bridges of Madison County.

0:07:42 > 0:07:47Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50It's a great answer, Bonnie.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Look at that! Two!

0:08:01 > 0:08:07- Very, very well played, Bonnie. Two for The Bridges of Madison County.- Very good.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11He starred in and directed it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Very well done. Now, Johnathan.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16A nice, obscure Clint Eastwood film.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20I think the title's right. I hope so. He played a DJ in it.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I think Play Misty For Me.

0:08:23 > 0:08:29Play Misty For Me. Bernie's furious with that answer! She had it teed up.

0:08:29 > 0:08:36Play Misty For Me says Johnathan. Is it right? How many of our 100 people said Play Misty For Me?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39It's absolutely right, Johnathan.

0:08:44 > 0:08:4512!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Good answer, good score.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57Yeah, that's a very good answer. Again, he directed it and starred in it.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Now then, Bernie...- I am so annoyed! - You had that all ready.

0:09:01 > 0:09:08- You can do better than 12 points. - I know quite a few of his films, but there's one I think is his.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13If it is, it might be quite obscure. I don't know whether to go for it or one that's...

0:09:13 > 0:09:19- I think I should risk it. That's why we're here.- I'll only kill you.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22I'm going to say Sudden Impact.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Sudden Impact. Is it right? How many of our 100 people said Sudden Impact?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, it's right. Very well done.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Down it goes. Look at that! Two!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Yes!- Wow!- Brilliant!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Wonderful, wonderful answer, Bernie.

0:09:46 > 0:09:53- I knew she'd be fabulous! - You and Bonnie, joint low scorers. Johnathan did you a favour then.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Yeah.- He forced you into a better score. Richard?

0:09:56 > 0:10:02Well played, Bernie. He reprised the role of Harry Callahan. And Linda's not going to kill you!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06No, I knew she'd be fine. I had no worries.

0:10:06 > 0:10:12Thanks. We're halfway through. Let's look at those scores.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Bernie and Linda and Bonnie and Todd on two apiece.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20Then up to 12, Johnathan and Pat. And then up quite substantially to 35,

0:10:20 > 0:10:26where we find Louise and Gyles. Luckily, we know that Gyles knows everything.

0:10:26 > 0:10:32So if anyone can dig you out of that hole, Gyles, you can.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38Very best of luck with that. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:10:40 > 0:10:47OK, we're looking for Clint Eastwood films. As ever, you want the one the fewest people could think of.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Linda, you're the joint low scorers on two.

0:10:50 > 0:10:57The high scorers on 35 are Gyles and Louise. Score 32 or less and you are through.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Oh... - I won't kill you.- Good!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I'm going to have a go at...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Unforgiven?

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Unforgiven. There is your red line.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14If you get below that, you are through to the next round for sure.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17How many people said Unforgiven?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Absolutely right.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28And you're through to the next round! 25! That's a great score, Linda.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30It takes your total up to 27.

0:11:31 > 0:11:37Very well played, Linda. He was nominated for an Oscar for acting and directing.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- He won for the directing. - Now then, Pat.

0:11:40 > 0:11:45The high scorers on 35 remain Gyles and Louise. You're on 12.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49If you can score 22 or less, you're into the next round.

0:11:49 > 0:11:55I'm going to go with one of his Westerns, but not the most popular. The Outlaw Josey Wales.

0:11:55 > 0:12:01- Yes!- The Outlaw Josey Wales. How many of our 100 people said The Outlaw Josey Wales?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04It's right.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11And you are through! Very well done! Six.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Six takes your total up to 18.

0:12:17 > 0:12:23Well played, Pat. Quite a tidy little team, that. Things are getting worse and worse for Gyles.

0:12:23 > 0:12:29From 1976. He plays Josey Wales and again directed that one as well.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34Now then, Todd. The high scorers remain Gyles and Louise on 35.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39If you can score 32 or less it is all over for Gyles and Louise.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- OK.- We are looking for Clint Eastwood films.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Any Which Way You Can.

0:12:46 > 0:12:53Any Which Way You Can, says Todd. Below that red line, you go through to the next round.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It is right.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07And you are through to the next round! Seven!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Seven.- Well done.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15That takes your total up to nine.

0:13:15 > 0:13:22- Richard?- Very well played, Todd. I really want to see how Gyles gets out of this now.- Poor Gyles!

0:13:22 > 0:13:27There's plenty of pointless answers so if you wanted to add £250 to the jackpot,

0:13:27 > 0:13:30this is your last opportunity.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34I have no idea. I don't think I have ever seen a Clint Eastwood film.

0:13:34 > 0:13:40- You mentioned Dirty Harry.- Fatally. - It's the most popular because everyone else knew it, too.- Yes.

0:13:40 > 0:13:47If it was a success, I bet there was a sequel. I'm going to say Dirty Harry 2!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER

0:13:53 > 0:13:56OK, we are looking for Clint Eastwood films.

0:13:56 > 0:14:03You are the highest scorers on 35. You just have to hope this goes down as low as it possible can.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08Maybe a pointless answer. It has to be right, though.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12You are saying Dirty Harry 2. Let's see if that's right and how many said it.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Oh!- What?!

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Bad luck, Gyles! - Was it X-rated? Is that it?

0:14:21 > 0:14:27- No, it's an incorrect answer, which means you score 100 points. - Brilliant!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Which takes your total up to an impressive 135!- There we are!- Yes!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- There were follow-ups to Dirty Harry. Magnum Force.- Of course!

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Sudden Impact, The Dead Pool. - Oh, yeah.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Let's look at some pointless answers. You've seen these, Gyles.

0:14:43 > 0:14:47Very well done at home anyone who said Ambush At Cimarron Pass,

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Bird, Changeling. That was a pointless answer.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Coogan's Bluff, Flags of Our Fathers, In The Line of Fire.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00- Oh, that was a political one, too! I should have got that.- Yeah.

0:15:00 > 0:15:07Let's look at a few more. Invictus, Midnight In The Garden of Good and Evil was pointless

0:15:07 > 0:15:11and The First Travelling Saleslady. Well done if you said those.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16Let's look at the worst answers, other than Dirty Harry 2.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Louise will find one familiar.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23In third is Unforgiven, 25 points. The third highest answer of all.

0:15:24 > 0:15:31The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on 32, which means Dirty Harry is the biggest answer of all on 35.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- That's why there were two sequels. - Gyles's 100 makes you look better.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Not much, but a little. Thanks.

0:15:37 > 0:15:43Thanks, Richard. So the losing pair with the highest score, I'm sorry to say, is Gyles and Louise.

0:15:43 > 0:15:49Dear, oh, dear. But you have borne out what you said. You did say films you would be bad at.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54- And you were.- Consistent. I'm the kind of politician you can trust.

0:15:54 > 0:16:00- I'm the kind of broadcaster you can trust!- If we say we're going to lose, we deliver on our promise.

0:16:00 > 0:16:05- Absolutely. But we love the show and it's been a treat.- Thank you.

0:16:05 > 0:16:10Lovely to have you. Thank you so much for playing. Brilliant celebrity contestants.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Obviously, there's only room for two celebrity pairs in the Head to Head,

0:16:29 > 0:16:33so one pair will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:16:33 > 0:16:39Very best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...the animal kingdom.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43Can you all decide who's going to go first and who's going second?

0:16:43 > 0:16:48Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51OK, so the question concerns...

0:16:51 > 0:16:53animal breeds.

0:16:53 > 0:17:00On each pass I'll show you the names of six animal breeds. Tell us to which animal that breed belongs.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05A nice, obscure answer scores fewer points. An incorrect answer scores 100 points.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09There's 12 animal breeds in all. Good luck.

0:17:09 > 0:17:14We are looking for the types of animal of which these are breeds. And we have got...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16HE READS THE LIST

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Oh, no..! - I'll read those all one more time.

0:17:33 > 0:17:39OK, there we are. Six breeds. You just have to tell us what kind of animal those breeds are.

0:17:39 > 0:17:43You want the one the fewest people knew. Bonnie, you kick us off.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Em...I only know... Well, one for sure.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Tamworth is a breed of pig.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54Tamworth pig. Is that right? How many people knew that answer?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Absolutely right, Bonnie.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00How do I know that?!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02- 42.- That's OK.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04At least it was right.

0:18:04 > 0:18:0642.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Richard?

0:18:08 > 0:18:13- Well played, Bonnie. It's a golden red, long-faced bacon pig. - Why the long face?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Because it's a bacon pig! - There you are.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19Anyway, Pat...

0:18:19 > 0:18:23We want to know what type of animal are these breeds.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Well, I definitely know one. Leghorn.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36One of these days, Bernie is going to throw her podium at you, Pat.

0:18:36 > 0:18:41But I may be wrong in what I think it is. I'm going to say it's a...turkey.

0:18:41 > 0:18:49- A turkey.- I may be a turkey by saying it. I'm thinking of Foghorn Leghorn in the cartoon.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51OK, Leghorn, turkey, says Pat.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh!

0:18:57 > 0:19:03Bad luck, Pat. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer and scores the maximum 100 points.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'm sorry. Richard?

0:19:05 > 0:19:12- Sorry, Pat. Spoony has it all to do on the second pass. I'll give the correct answer at the end.- OK.

0:19:12 > 0:19:18- Hey, Bernie. You've had a stay of execution. You can take Leghorn if you like.- Can I?- Oh, yeah.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- I might know an Oxford Down. - What do you think that might be?

0:19:22 > 0:19:27I think it might be a sheep, but I'm going to go for Leghorn.

0:19:28 > 0:19:34- I think Leghorn is a breed of cattle.- Leghorn, cow, says Bernie.

0:19:34 > 0:19:40Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Leghorn was a breed of cow.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Oh!- Damn!

0:19:44 > 0:19:50Bad luck. Unfortunately, that is also an incorrect answer, so you also score 100 points.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- At least you're in good company. - Yeah(!)- Not way out on your own.

0:19:55 > 0:20:01I think you might be thinking of Longhorn. Pat was thinking on the right lines. It's a chicken.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's what I meant. Better than a cow!

0:20:04 > 0:20:09- Is that me?- That's what I meant. Foghorn Leghorn, isn't that right?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Yeah.- Wasn't he a turkey? - No! Get over it!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- He's a chicken.- He's like a turkey.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Foghorn Leghorn - he's a chicken.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22It would have scored 33 points. You all avoided Beagle.

0:20:22 > 0:20:27You were sort of right to. It's a big score, but better than 100.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Bernie, you were right about Oxford Down.- Oh!- Absolutely right.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35It's a sheep. Nine points. The best answer in the round.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40- Oh, no.- The other two were also very good scorers.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Do you know the Embden? - It's a goose.- Absolutely right.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Four points. The Roborovski. For six points, do you know that?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's a very tiny hamster.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53About four centimetres long.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58- A tiny hamster!- Oh, yeah. Would have scored you six points.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01We are halfway through. Let's look at the scores.

0:21:01 > 0:21:08Only two scores between the three. Once again, Bonnie and Todd leading the field and looking very strong.

0:21:08 > 0:21:15Then we travel up to 100, where we find our remaining pairs, Pat and Johnathan, Bernie and Linda.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Very close, Pat. But wrong. - Thanks(!)- Now then...

0:21:20 > 0:21:27Spoony, Linda, it's going to be between you to see who stays with us and who leaves after this round.

0:21:27 > 0:21:33OK, we're going to come back down the line. Can the second players take their place at the podium?

0:21:33 > 0:21:38OK, so we are looking for the types of animals of which these are breeds.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41And we have got...

0:21:48 > 0:21:50I'll read those one more time.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59We are looking for the types of animal of which these are breeds

0:21:59 > 0:22:03and you want the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Linda...- Yes.- You get first dibs on this board.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- That is good. - Do you know many of them? - No, I know one of them, I think.

0:22:11 > 0:22:15I'm going to go with Aberdeen Angus - cattle.

0:22:15 > 0:22:21Let's see if Aberdeen Angus is cattle and if it is, how many people said it.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Absolutely right.

0:22:22 > 0:22:2486.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- APPLAUSE - Well done.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32Better than 100. 86 takes your total up to 186.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37Big score, but better than 100. From Aberdeen and Angus in Scotland, the Aberdeen Angus.

0:22:37 > 0:22:41Johnathan, the high scorers on 186 are Linda and Bernie. You are on 100.

0:22:41 > 0:22:47If you can score 85 or less, you are through to the head-to-head. How is that board looking?

0:22:47 > 0:22:53Norfolk Black, I'd like to say chickens cos they did breed a lot of chickens in Norfolk.

0:22:53 > 0:22:58You couldn't have turkey and chicken in the same game show.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03We never studied Animal at school.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07It was always my favourite subject - Double Animal every...

0:23:07 > 0:23:09LAUGHTER

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Double Animal every Wednesday morning.- Yeah.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Meanwhile...

0:23:14 > 0:23:16LAUGHTER

0:23:16 > 0:23:21I'm going to go for Russian Blue, I don't know why, being a cat.

0:23:21 > 0:23:27- Russian Blue - cat.- Unlucky, Pat. - No, that sounds good to me, Russian Blue - cat.

0:23:27 > 0:23:33There's your red line. If you get below it, you are through to the head-to-head. Russian Blue - cat.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43- It's right, Johnathan, and you are through to the head-to-head. Very well done.- Good boy!

0:23:43 > 0:23:4436.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47APPLAUSE

0:23:47 > 0:23:5136 takes your total up to 136. Very, very well done.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Very good answer. Well done. They're gorgeous, Russian Blue cats.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59- They have lovely green eyes and lustrous coats.- Thanks, Richard.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Now, Todd, great news. You are in the head-to-head.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake Linda and Bernie.

0:24:07 > 0:24:12- What types of animals are these breeds?- There's one I think I definitely know

0:24:12 > 0:24:14because I've ridden one.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- What's that?- A Clydesdale. I've ridden a Clydesdale.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22- What is it?- Well, when I rode it, it was a horse.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23OK.

0:24:23 > 0:24:29A Norfolk Black, we saw all the adverts on the telly, a turkey.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- And that's all I know.- Which of those do you want to go for?

0:24:33 > 0:24:38- Clydesdale.- Clydesdale. Clydesdale - horse, says Todd.

0:24:38 > 0:24:44Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said it. No red line. You're already through.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Absolutely right.

0:24:49 > 0:24:5135.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- APPLAUSE - 35 takes your total up to 77.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Very well done indeed.- Brilliant.

0:24:58 > 0:25:04Well played, Todd. Clydesdale horse, produced in Scotland by crossing local mares with Flemish stallions.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Let's take a look at the rest of the board.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Now, Pat Sharp, the Norfolk Black...

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Turkey.- It's a turkey. And turkey would have scored you 20 points.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- That's like a chicken.- Well... - LAUGHTER

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Let's take a look at the other two.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23The Bagot is a goat. Goat, 5.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27And the last one, the Lunkarya, is a guinea pig.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Would have scored you 3 points.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34- Very well done if you got all 12 at home.- Thanks very much, Richard.

0:25:34 > 0:25:39At the end of the second round, our losing pair with the highest score, so sorry, Linda and Bernie.

0:25:39 > 0:25:44- Never mind. We've had a lovely time. - Yes.- Back to the green room for a glass of wine.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- What a shame(!)- Every cloud...

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Just the glass, eh, Bernie? - Yes, well...

0:25:50 > 0:25:52LAUGHTER

0:25:52 > 0:25:54# You know me so well... #

0:25:54 > 0:26:01- Linda and Bernie, it's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.- Thank you.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03APPLAUSE

0:26:05 > 0:26:11But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:26:15 > 0:26:22Congratulations, Todd and Bonnie, Pat and Johnathan, you are now only one round away from the final

0:26:22 > 0:26:27and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £2,500.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29APPLAUSE

0:26:30 > 0:26:36You now go head-to-head. The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40From here on in, you are allowed to confer. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49And here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:26:52 > 0:26:58- Richard?- For this question, we're going to show you five pictures of famous people depicted as waxworks.

0:26:58 > 0:27:05- Can you simply tell us who those people are?- Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five famous waxworks.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07We have got...

0:27:26 > 0:27:31OK, so there we have five famous waxworks.

0:27:31 > 0:27:36Todd and Bonnie, you've played best throughout the show so far, so you get to go first.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41- I don't know what A is. Do you know what A is?- Yeah.- Do you?- Don't you?

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- OK...- Go for B?- We'll go for B.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48- We're going to go for B. - Who do you think it is?

0:27:48 > 0:27:52- We think it's Ringo Starr. - Ringo Starr.- Ringo Starr.

0:27:52 > 0:27:56- B, Ringo Starr...- Well, it's not, but it's meant to be.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02Pat and Johnathan, talk us through the rest of the board and nominate one.

0:28:02 > 0:28:07C is Rooney and D is Brad Pitt, but we're going to go for A or E, I think.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Yeah.- It would be really good to get E right and then we'll clean up.

0:28:11 > 0:28:16- Could be a bad Catherine Zeta-Jones. - Catherine Zeta-Jones's mouth is completely different.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- Who are you going for? - I think A is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Arnold Schwarzenegger. OK.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27So we have Ringo Starr from Todd and Bonnie.

0:28:27 > 0:28:32Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Ringo Starr for B.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35It's absolutely right.

0:28:38 > 0:28:4044.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43APPLAUSE

0:28:44 > 0:28:49OK, 44. Now, Pat and Johnathan, you have said that A is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:28:49 > 0:28:55Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58It's right.

0:28:58 > 0:29:00Will it beat...

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Oh, 47!

0:29:03 > 0:29:04APPLAUSE

0:29:04 > 0:29:1147. Which means, after one question, Todd and Bonnie, you are up 1-0. Richard?

0:29:11 > 0:29:17To explain the ukulele and straw hat, that's Arnie as Detective John Kimble from Kindergarten Cop.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20And that Ringo Starr is the Madame Tussauds head

0:29:20 > 0:29:23from the front of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27- Wow!- C, you're absolutely right, is Wayne Rooney.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30That would have scored you 91 points.

0:29:30 > 0:29:36- They've given him the eyes of a puma.- They've made him look less attractive as a waxwork.

0:29:36 > 0:29:40- They might have straightened his teeth.- That is some going!

0:29:40 > 0:29:42D is Brad Pitt.

0:29:42 > 0:29:44That would have scored you 66.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47That almost looks like the same species.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50And the final one is a pointless answer.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54- It's not Catherine Zeta-Jones. It's Lindsay Lohan.- You said that.

0:29:54 > 0:29:58Did you say that, Todd? It would have added £250 to the jackpot.

0:29:58 > 0:30:04Thanks very much. Second question. Pat and Johnathan, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06It concerns...

0:30:07 > 0:30:12- Richard?- I'm going to give you five pairs of initials for this question.

0:30:12 > 0:30:17They represent two boxers who fought in the year and the place that will be mentioned.

0:30:17 > 0:30:23I need you to give me the names of both of those boxers for each of the questions,

0:30:23 > 0:30:27so full names of the boxers who took part in these fights.

0:30:27 > 0:30:32OK, let's reveal our five pairs of boxers and here they are. Five pairs of boxers, eh?

0:30:49 > 0:30:52I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16Now then, Pat and Johnathan, you go first this time.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20I think the 1997 one is quite obvious.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22You think that's the easy one, do you?

0:31:22 > 0:31:26- Yeah.- What about Cardiff? - I don't know that at all.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- OK, that's a good start.- Yeah. - What about 1975?

0:31:29 > 0:31:32- That's the Thrilla in Manila.- Yeah.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- OK, we will go for...- '93?

0:31:35 > 0:31:39- I don't know...- I know it.- Don't take me personally...- I know it.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42The last one might be harder because it's so old.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47All right, we'll go for HC/CC, 1963...

0:31:47 > 0:31:53Henry Cooper, before he changed his name, against Cassius Clay, now known as Muhammad Ali.

0:31:53 > 0:31:57OK, Henry Cooper, Cassius Clay, you are saying, 1963, London.

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Now then, Todd and Bonnie...

0:32:00 > 0:32:07- I believe the one just above the one that the boys are saying - Mike Tyson versus Evander Holyfield?- Hmm.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11The one above that, I think it's Muhammad Ali versus Joe Frazier, obviously.

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- The FB versus the LL one... - That's Lennox Lewis.

0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Lennox Lewis?- I don't know who FB is, but it's Lennox Lewis.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22- OK.- Why don't you try Mike Tyson versus Evander Holyfield?

0:32:22 > 0:32:27- Mike Tyson versus Evander Holyfield, 1997.- You'll go for Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield.

0:32:27 > 0:32:34Pat and Johnathan, you have to win this point. You've gone for Henry Cooper versus Cassius Clay.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's right.

0:32:43 > 0:32:4530.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48APPLAUSE

0:32:48 > 0:32:5430. Now then, Todd and Bonnie, you've said Mike Tyson versus Evander Holyfield.

0:32:54 > 0:32:59If you get lower than 30 with this, you go through to the final.

0:32:59 > 0:33:04Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said it.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Absolutely right.

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Will it go below 30?

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Yes, you've done it.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Wow, 10!

0:33:13 > 0:33:14APPLAUSE

0:33:18 > 0:33:2010 beats 30,

0:33:20 > 0:33:25which means after only two questions, Todd and Bonnie, you are through to the final 2-0.

0:33:25 > 0:33:31Well played, Todd and Bonnie. Spoony, you talked your way out of a point there. You really did.

0:33:31 > 0:33:36You know all of them, I think. So, MA versus JF, the Thrilla in Manila between...?

0:33:36 > 0:33:39That was Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41That would have scored 36 points.

0:33:41 > 0:33:47- FB versus LL?- Frank Bruno against Lennox Lewis.- That would have won you the point.- Oh, man!

0:33:47 > 0:33:52- And the top one, David Haye versus...?- Audley Harrison. - A pointless answer.

0:33:52 > 0:33:58Very well done if you got that at home. Tough luck. You knew them all and just chose the wrong one.

0:33:58 > 0:34:04Very bad luck. The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm sorry to say, Pat and Johnathan.

0:34:04 > 0:34:11- You could have scored a pointless answer.- I should have gone for it because Pat didn't know what it was.

0:34:11 > 0:34:16When you know so much about something, it's hard to work out what's obscure.

0:34:16 > 0:34:22Pat, Johnathan, thanks so much for playing. It's been brilliant having you here. Excellent contestants.

0:34:24 > 0:34:27But for Todd and Bonnie, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:34:31 > 0:34:36Congratulations, Todd and Bonnie, you have seen off all the competition

0:34:36 > 0:34:39and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:45 > 0:34:48We get a trophy. How exciting is that!

0:34:48 > 0:34:53You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your nominated charities.

0:34:53 > 0:34:56At the end of the show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58APPLAUSE

0:35:00 > 0:35:06Well, you've come, you've seen and you've conquered, I have to say. Every round, our lowest scorers.

0:35:06 > 0:35:11- We were just lucky.- We were lucky. - You've played incredibly well. The rules are very simple.

0:35:11 > 0:35:17To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. We haven't had any on the show today.

0:35:17 > 0:35:22Find one now and you will leave with that jackpot money for your charities.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25First, choose a category from these five options.

0:35:34 > 0:35:37LAUGHTER

0:35:37 > 0:35:42- I don't know. I haven't got a clue. - I've got a clue you might know about soul divas.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Yeah, but you'll know about football managers.

0:35:45 > 0:35:50- What do you want to do?- Can we have Soul Football Diva Managers?

0:35:50 > 0:35:54There are a lot of diva football managers, I think, actually!

0:35:54 > 0:35:58- What do you want to do? - Go on.- OK. Soul Divas.

0:35:58 > 0:36:02Soul Divas. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:36:02 > 0:36:08We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Diana Ross UK Top 40 solo singles as they could.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12- Richard?- We're looking for any single released by Diana Ross

0:36:12 > 0:36:15as a solo artist that reached the UK Top 40 prior to May 2012,

0:36:15 > 0:36:18so nothing with The Supremes and no collaborations.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22Just Diana Ross solo Top 40 hits. Very, very best of luck.

0:36:22 > 0:36:29You have up to one minute to come up with three answers and all you need to win £2,500 for your charities

0:36:29 > 0:36:33- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:36:33 > 0:36:38OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- There's Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Hand.- OK.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- I Want Muscle. That's an obscurish one.- Yeah.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49What's the Billie Holiday one she did?

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Oh, I can't think. Ooh!

0:36:55 > 0:36:57What about the one that goes...? HUMS TUNE

0:36:57 > 0:36:59What?!

0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Do you know that one?- No.- OK.

0:37:02 > 0:37:06- What? Sing it again.- Do it again? With everyone listening?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09I can't think. There's got to be three.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11Ain't No Mountain High Enough.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14That's quite obvious.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18What other Diana Ross ones? Think, Bonn, think!

0:37:18 > 0:37:20I've done Muscle.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22My brain has gone completely blank!

0:37:22 > 0:37:24How many have we got so far?

0:37:24 > 0:37:28- SHE HUMS TUNE - Oh, um... What is it?

0:37:28 > 0:37:31Chain Reaction. But that will be an obvious one.

0:37:31 > 0:37:35Um... I can't even think what I've said now. Um...

0:37:36 > 0:37:39We're just going to have to go with it.

0:37:39 > 0:37:46There's your minute up. We were looking for Diana Ross solo Top 40 singles. I need your three answers.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- I Want Muscle.- I Want Muscle.

0:37:49 > 0:37:52Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Hand.

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Hand.

0:37:54 > 0:37:59- And it's going to have to be Chain Reaction.- OK, Chain Reaction it is.

0:37:59 > 0:38:04- Which is your best shot at a pointless answer?- I Want Muscle, I think.- We'll put that last.

0:38:04 > 0:38:10- And Chain Reaction we'll put first, your least likely shot?- Yeah.- Let's pop them on the board in that order.

0:38:10 > 0:38:14We have got...Chain Reaction, Reach Out And Touch...

0:38:14 > 0:38:17- You even said that with brackets around it!- Did I?- Yeah.

0:38:17 > 0:38:23- I've never heard anyone say that. Reach Out And Touch... - QUIETLY:- Somebody's Hand.

0:38:23 > 0:38:27I Want Muscle. There we are, your three answers.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30We were looking for Diana Ross solo UK Top 40 singles.

0:38:30 > 0:38:35Chain Reaction was your first answer, your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:38:35 > 0:38:41You only have to find one pointless answer to win that money for your charities.

0:38:41 > 0:38:45Let's see how many people said Chain Reaction. This is for £2,500.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Well, it's right.

0:38:48 > 0:38:53It's right. If this goes all the way down to zero, it could do,

0:38:53 > 0:38:55you leave here with £2,500...

0:38:57 > 0:39:00- OK, 31.- It isn't bad.- There we are. - APPLAUSE

0:39:00 > 0:39:05Probably her best-known hit and only 31 out of 100 people knew it.

0:39:05 > 0:39:10Not a pointless answer, so you only have two more chances

0:39:10 > 0:39:13to win that £2,500 jackpot for your charities.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16- Todd, what's your charity? - ChildLine.- Very good indeed.

0:39:16 > 0:39:21When I was doing The Bill, it was our favoured charity, so I've always stuck with it.

0:39:21 > 0:39:27Whenever I've had a few quid, I've put some money towards them. If we win tonight, it would be fantastic.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Bonnie, what's your charity?

0:39:29 > 0:39:33Mine is a lesser known charity called the CdLS Foundation

0:39:33 > 0:39:40and it's for children and their parents and carers who suffer from Cornelia de Lange Syndrome.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42- Thank you very much. - APPLAUSE

0:39:46 > 0:39:51Very best of luck with your two remaining answers. Let's hope those charities benefit.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55We are looking for Diana Ross solo UK Top 40 singles.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59Let's hope nobody said Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Hand).

0:39:59 > 0:40:02This has to be right and pointless for you to win that money.

0:40:02 > 0:40:09Both of those things, you leave with £2,500. How many people said Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Hand)?

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Absolutely right.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16This is your second shot at our jackpot of £2,500.

0:40:16 > 0:40:21If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave with that jackpot.

0:40:21 > 0:40:224!

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- 4!- Oh! - APPLAUSE

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Now, that's more like it!

0:40:31 > 0:40:37- Where are those four people?- That's more like it. We are looking for Diana Ross solo UK Top 40 singles.

0:40:37 > 0:40:43Your third and final answer, I Want Muscle, was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:43 > 0:40:48OK, to win the jackpot, your last chance, £2,500, this has to be pointless.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52Let's find out. I Want Muscle - how many people said it?

0:40:56 > 0:40:58Oh, no.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00What was it?

0:41:00 > 0:41:03- APPLAUSE - Oh, no!

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Sorry.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11- Is it called something else? - Maybe. We'll discover.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14I'm afraid you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:14 > 0:41:20so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500, but you go home with a Pointless trophy each.

0:41:20 > 0:41:26As it's a celebrity special, we'll donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29- That's great. Thanks so much. - APPLAUSE

0:41:32 > 0:41:37Sorry, Todd, Bonnie. You were brilliant throughout and you had a right old crack at the jackpot.

0:41:37 > 0:41:42The song is actually called Muscles, written and produced by Michael Jackson.

0:41:42 > 0:41:48- It would have scored 2 points.- It wouldn't have been pointless anyway. - It would have prolonged the agony.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52Ain't No Mountain High Enough would have scored 7 points.

0:41:52 > 0:41:57- Let's look at the pointless answers and hope you don't recognise any of them.- I will.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01All Of My Life, Doobedood'ndoobe, Doobedood'ndoobe.

0:42:01 > 0:42:06- That might be the one I was talking about!- That's the one you meant!

0:42:06 > 0:42:09If We Hold On Together, all of those were pointless.

0:42:09 > 0:42:14I'm Gone, In The Ones You Love and Not Over You Yet, all of those would have won the money.

0:42:14 > 0:42:20One Shining Moment, Sorry Doesn't Always Make It Right and Work That Body, all pointless answers.

0:42:20 > 0:42:26We have to say goodbye to you, Todd and Bonnie, but it's been brilliant having you on the show.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Thank you so much for playing. - We've had fun. Thank you.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32APPLAUSE

0:42:32 > 0:42:38All that remains is to say thank you to all our pairs, Louise and Gyles, Bernie and Linda, Pat and Johnathan,

0:42:38 > 0:42:43- and of course, our excellent finalists, Todd and Bonnie! - Thank you very much.

0:42:43 > 0:42:48Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:48 > 0:42:53- It's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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