0:00:22 > 0:00:25APPLAUSE
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome
0:00:31 > 0:00:34to a special celebrity edition of Pointless,
0:00:34 > 0:00:36the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Every question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43To be in with a chance of winning our final-round jackpot,
0:00:43 > 0:00:48our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of our 100 people could remember.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Let's meet the Pointless celebrities. - APPLAUSE
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- First up, we welcome Joanna and Stuart! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Now, obviously, we know you as vying contestants in The Apprentice
0:01:06 > 0:01:11where you were just elbowing each other out the way. What are you going to be like as a team?
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- I think we'll work well. Obviously, I'll be doing the intellectual heavy lifting.- Shut it!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- No-one gets a job, it's for charity, so we'll work as a team. - The prize last time was 100 grand
0:01:21 > 0:01:23and this time it's, er, a trophy.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Stuart, pointless knowledge. That's what we'll be rewarding.
0:01:26 > 0:01:31What categories will see you through to the final?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I think cars, adrenaline, something action-packed.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- HE LAUGHS - Adrenaline.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, I would love that as a category, wouldn't you?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Adrenaline, yeah. - It'd be pumping up and down. - LAUGHTER
0:01:44 > 0:01:50Ohh! Joanna, what would you love to see come up? What would be the best topic for you?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Believe it or not, I'm really clued up on politics.
0:01:52 > 0:01:59- Lembit has just made this face. - I can feel my back burning now. - Come on, then!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04- Yeah.- OK, good. Very good. We might have a tussle on our hands.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09It's brilliant having you here, Joanna and Stuart. Very warm welcome to Pointless.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Next we welcome Carol and Chris. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- It's not!- Is it not?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21You work quite often as a team together,
0:02:21 > 0:02:25not only on BBC Breakfast, but you're sometimes out and about.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- We see you on outdoor broadcasts and things.- Yeah, we work well together.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31But we do like stitching each other up, don't we?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Yes. That is, of course, when I can get a word in edge ways. It's hard.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- THEY LAUGH - What's the worst stitch ups you've done on each other?
0:02:40 > 0:02:45You know when you go to a dinner party or a congregation and there's a really boring bloke there?
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Carol says, "Oh, Chris, come and meet so-and-so! You'd get on so well!"
0:02:50 > 0:02:56and then just walks off and leaves you with the boring bloke. She does that every time we go out.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- It would be rude not to! - Is that why in the dressing rooms I saw you chatting to Stuart?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:08APPLAUSE
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Oh, that's harsh!- I'll have your job by the end of the show!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Do you know what? You don't have a good history of getting jobs.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- LAUGHTER - Just be a comedian.
0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Carol, what would be a great category for you this afternoon? - Oh, Bryan Adams!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- LAUGHTER - Definitely.- Bryan Adams.- Yes.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Maybe we'll talk more about Bryan Adams later. Or maybe not.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Either way, very best of luck to the pair of you. It's great to have you here.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Next we welcome Lembit and Merily. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Aw. Now, you are our only couple.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- So it seems.- The only couple on the show. Last time I saw you, you were about to be a stand-up comic.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- I've actually done about 30 gigs so far.- Really?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56And one of them went really well.
0:03:56 > 0:04:02- HE LAUGHS - Very good. Merily.- Yeah.- What are Lembit's strong points going to be?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- He's got a nice smile.- OK. Yep. - LAUGHTER
0:04:06 > 0:04:09That might see him through to round two.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13No, he's a really clever guy. He knows a lot about science,
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- astronomy, politics.- Just politics and the whole universe. Apart from that, nothing.- OK.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22If you fail on your key subjects, that's far more embarrassing
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- than failing on Greek literature or something you don't know about. - Greek literature.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Oh, no. It could be a double bluff. - There's a couple of rounds on Greek literature.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35It's not all about Greek literature. But largely.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- LAUGHTER - As it happens, Merily's a professional.- I'll deal with that.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42See? Absolutely brilliant! What a perfect pair!
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Very best of luck to the pair of you. It's lovely having you on the show.- Thank you.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- And finally we've got Colin and Suzanne. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Well, neither of you needs any introduction. Colin, our Olympian hurdler.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Suzanne, Tess Bateman on Casualty.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- But what nobody knows is that you're brother and sister. - AUDIENCE: Ohh!- I know!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- APPLAUSE - Maybe everyone knew that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:21- I love that! That's very exciting. So, whose idea was it to do this? - Thank you.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- LAUGHTER - I don't do quiz shows.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I need the lines! I need to learn it!
0:05:28 > 0:05:34So, Colin, just a stab in the dark, I'm guessing maybe sport might be quite a good category for you.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Good stab in the dark.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42Suzanne, I like to think that some medical procedures, ward procedures,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46a little bit of medicine must have rubbed off after all those years on Casualty.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not much. Not much.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53And I'm generally not very good at general knowledge, either.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- So I can't be embarrassed at all! - Why is she here?
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- Now she's telling me.- Listen, welcome to the show, Colin and Suzanne, lovely to have you here.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06We look forward to discovering more about all of your hidden knowledge.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09There is only one person left for me to introduce.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- He is the man behind all the Pointless facts and figures. My Pointless friend, Richard.- Hiya.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well, now.
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- What about that?- That's a good little line-up, isn't it? - Do you want to call it?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Who I think is going to win?- Mm-hm. - Pretty much anyone but Stuart, but I'm delighted...
0:06:29 > 0:06:34LAUGHTER I am delighted you're all joining us for our Bryan Adams special.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36LAUGHTER
0:06:36 > 0:06:40We put all our questions to 100 people before the show, but this is Pointless,
0:06:40 > 0:06:44so we want the obscure answers they didn't get. For a chance to win our jackpot,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47all our celebrities need to do is score as few points as they can.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Each time that happens, we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Now, as today's show is a celebrity special and each celebrity is playing for charity,
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- we start with a jackpot of £2,500. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Right, let's play Pointless. - APPLAUSE
0:07:15 > 0:07:19In the first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Our first category is...food.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35And whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:07:41 > 0:07:47as many Greek foods as they could. Greek foods, Richard.
0:07:47 > 0:07:54The correct answers on the board are all dishes or ingredients associated with Greek cuisine.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- So Greek food.- Yeah. Or Greek food would be another way of putting it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Joanna and Stuart, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08In this round, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers on each pass.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Your first set of answers reads like this.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- There we are. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:27 > 0:08:32I can tell you that at least one of those is pointless and at least one is incorrect.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37Pick an incorrect one and you'll score the maximum of 100 points. Joanna, Greek food.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I'm going to go with...stifado.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Is that a punt or is that with a degree of knowledge of Greek food?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- No, it's just a punt.- Stifado.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it. Stifado.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56It's right. Very well done, Joanna.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Oh, very well done! Look at that! Four!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06That's a great answer, Joanna! That's brilliant!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Four for stifado. - Yeah, well played, Joanna.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Great start, great answer. It's a meat or octopus stew.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19Chris, Greek food. Somehow, I think you're going to be very good at this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Cos I'm fat? - LAUGHTER
0:09:22 > 0:09:26In a word, yes. No, no, no! I just think you might be good at it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- I like Greek food? - I thought you might.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- There's one answer there that I know for sure is Greek.- Yes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- And I'm wondering whether to go for that.- Is it obscure?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39No, but I'm wondering if that's better than getting 100 for nothing.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Remember, if it's obviously Greek to you,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45it will be obviously Greek to our 100 people, so might score high.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50OK. Well, I think I've had this. I'm going to go for the top one, tzatziki.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Tzatziki. There it is.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's right.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Very good, down it goes. 15.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- APPLAUSE - Not bad at all, Chris. 15 for tzatziki.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Richard.- Well played, Chris. It's a yoghurt and cucumber dip.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I have had that. - You eat it with pitta bread.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Now then, Merily. Are you comfortable with this category?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Yeah, it ties into the literature side of things a little bit.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Er... I know two of them that are definitely Greek
0:10:28 > 0:10:32but I'm going to play dangerous and say dolmathakia.
0:10:32 > 0:10:38Dolmathakia, says Merily. Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said dolmathakia.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's right.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Down it goes.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Oh, look at that! Oh, ding dong, Merily!
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - That's a pointless answer!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £2,750
0:10:59 > 0:11:05- and it scores you nothing. Very well done indeed. - APPLAUSE
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Well played, Merily. Dolmathakia are small versions of dolmades, vine leaves stuffed with rice.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Now then, Colin. - THEY LAUGH
0:11:15 > 0:11:22You are the last person to have this board, so you can talk us through this entire smorgasbord.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Did you go to Athens in 2004? You weren't competing but did you go?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Er, yeah. - Do you remember what you ate?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Yeah, and it wasn't anything on that board. - LAUGHTER
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Erm...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39I'm going to go for souvlaki.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Souvlaki, one up from the bottom.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46OK, let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said souvlaki.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51It's right.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Oh, very well done! Six, Colin! Great score! - APPLAUSE
0:11:59 > 0:12:03That's a great score. Six for souvlaki.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Yeah, well played, Colin. It's meat and vegetables cooked on a skewer.
0:12:08 > 0:12:14Let's take a look at the rest of the board. Moussaka, a fairly hefty 45.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19Of those other two, one is pointless and one is incorrect. What do you think?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Er, I'm going to say sirtaki is incorrect.
0:12:23 > 0:12:29- I think that's something else. - Exactly right. Sirtaki Tavern is where Stavros Flatley started out.
0:12:29 > 0:12:35It's an incorrect answer. Yemista is stuffed and baked vegetables. That's a pointless answer, too.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Very good. Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores.
0:12:40 > 0:12:45Lembit and Merily looks fantastic. Lovely low score.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Then we travel up to four where we find Joanna and Stuart
0:12:48 > 0:12:52looking pretty strong. Then up to six where Colin and Suzanne are.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56- And then, whoa! Way up to Chris and Carol.- Taxi!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58LAUGHTER
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'd love a bit of taxi now, with a bit of pitta bread.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- Bit of taxi!- Lovely. - Taxis all round!
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- So, Carol, you know what you have to do in the next pass.- Oh, strewth!
0:13:09 > 0:13:13You have to find a really obscure piece of Greek food.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- THEY LAUGH - On the board.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21Or we'll have to say goodbye to you. Back down the line. Second players, take your places at the podium.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28OK, seven more Greek dishes on the board.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Here they are. We have got...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42I shall read those one more time.
0:13:49 > 0:13:55Again, I can tell you at least one of those answers is pointless and at least one is incorrect.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57I don't know why I'm laughing, Carol.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- I'm off!- Try and avoid the incorrect ones. Carol, you've got to find a pointless one, surely.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Anyway, Suzanne, we start with you.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I can tell you there's a pointless answer on there, at least one.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13But there is at least one incorrect answer. I have to mention that.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17I think I've got to play a bit safe here and go for one I know
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- but I still think it's a bit obscure.- Good.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25I'm going to go for tsoliades.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Did you like the way I called them "choliades"? "Choliades."
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Like I speak Greek! Honestly, who am I kidding?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Tsoliades, there you are. The one at the bottom, we'll say.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40The high scorers are Carol and Chris on 15.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44You're on six, which means if you can score eight or less,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47you are through to the next round for sure.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50There's your red line. If you get below that, you are through.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Tsoliades. Is it right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Ohh!- Ahh!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Suzanne!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- No-one likes to see that happen. - No. Especially her brother.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08LAUGHTER
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Ohh, unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer, Suzanne!
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Which means you score the maximum of 100 points. Takes your total up to 106.
0:15:16 > 0:15:21- Oh, I can't watch.- Look at the absolute delight on Chris's face.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24LAUGHTER
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Cos Colin's going, "Oh, never mind".
0:15:28 > 0:15:36- Sorry, Col.- Sorry, Suzanne, tsoliades is a colloquial name for one of Greece's elite army units.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- LAUGHTER - Wow.- Does sound like a food, though.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46- Wouldn't tell them that, but yeah. - Delicious.- Mm!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Well, Lembit, I have great news for you and Merily.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55Thanks to Merily's excellent answer in the first pass and the high score of Suzanne and Colin,
0:15:55 > 0:15:58even if you score 100, you will not overtake their high score,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00so you're through to the next round.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Bearing which in mind, let's have a pointless answer from you.
0:16:04 > 0:16:10Well, I vaguely remember once having in Crete, I think it was kleftiko.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- Kleftiko.- I think so.- There it is in the middle of the board. Kelftiko.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Is it right and how many people said it?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20It is right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Five! - APPLAUSE
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Five for kleftiko takes your total up to five. Richard.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Well played, Lembit. It's a lamb dish cooked very slowly in a sealed pot.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Now, Carol. You've been thrown a massive lifeline by Suzanne.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Thank you.- They are the high scorers on 106, you're on 15.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49If you can score 90 or less, you are through. But I think you can do better.
0:16:49 > 0:16:55Right, I'm going to go for... I don't know how to pronounce it, but keftethes.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Keftethes. Keftethes
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- Sounds like a footballer. - It's Carlos Tevez's brother. LAUGHTER
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- I can't look. - Is it right, and if it is, how many people said keftethes?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Hey! Well done, you've done it! You are through to the next round.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23Yes! It's pointless! Very well done indeed, Carol!
0:17:23 > 0:17:28That adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £3,000.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33It scores you nothing and it leaves your total at a brilliant 15. Richard.
0:17:33 > 0:17:39Brilliant, Carol. Well played. Took a risk but it paid off. Small meatballs cooked with herbs and onions.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43Now, Stuart and Joanna. You are through to the next round
0:17:43 > 0:17:47because you can't overtake the high score of Suzanne and Colin, even if you score 100.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Bearing which in mind,
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I think there might be another pointless answer on that board.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57It's not a guess, I know this one. We'll go for... I can't pronounce it.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Panayiotou.- Panayiotou.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- What do you think it is? - Don't you know?
0:18:04 > 0:18:09- Yeah, I'm asking you. - It's a type of Greek bread.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14The pan bit sounds bready to me. Panayiotou. Is it right, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Ohh!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Bad luck, Stuart. That's an incorrect answer. Scores you 100, takes your total to 104.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30But it doesn't matter. You're through to the next round and you did the right thing. Well done.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Richard.- Yeah, delicious panayiotou. So you've had panayiotou? - It's Greek bread.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38It's George Michael's real name. LAUGHTER
0:18:38 > 0:18:41APPLAUSE
0:18:46 > 0:18:52Let's fill in the rest of this board. Feta was the high score, 25.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Taramasalata is another Greek dip, 15 points, made with cod roe.
0:18:57 > 0:19:06Pastitsio is a cheesy pasta dish in Greece. Would've scored you one. Well done if you said that at home.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11At the end of round one, the losing pair with the highest score are Colin and Suzanne.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Oh, dear, oh, dear! I'm so sorry!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17It was all in the right spirit, "choliades".
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- THEY LAUGH - It took "choliades" to say that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26I did look for Greek salad.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Colin, what else should we have given you?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Er, a new partner?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- AUDIENCE: Ohh! - He won't talk to me now.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40What can I say? It's been a joy having you on the show.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Brilliant contestants. Thank you so much, Suzanne and Colin!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Good luck!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01There's only room for two celebrity pairs in the head-to-head
0:20:01 > 0:20:05so one team is going to be leaving us at the end of this round. Make sure it's not you.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Our category for round two is...famous people.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Can you decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Whoever's first, step up to the podium.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22OK, our round two question concerns
0:20:22 > 0:20:26famous women and their famous husbands.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Richard. - We're going to show you a list of six famous women on each pass.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36We asked 100 people, "Which famous men are they married to or have they been married to?"
0:20:36 > 0:20:39If you give us an obscure answer, you'll score fewer points.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42An incorrect answer scores 100 points.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46There's 12 famous women on the board, 12 famous men to guess. Best of luck at home.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51Thank you, Richard. We're looking for the famous husbands of these famous women. We have got...
0:21:09 > 0:21:13There are the famous women. We are looking for their famous husbands.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Stuart.- Hello. - How does that board look to you?
0:21:16 > 0:21:23- I'm not on it so it's not the most famous people, but we'll deal with that.- To be fair, it is all women.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Anything he says, they'll clap! - He keeps walking right into it!
0:21:30 > 0:21:35- There you go. Whatever. OK. - LAUGHTER
0:21:35 > 0:21:41I'm going to say Jada... Jada... Is that Darth Vader?
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Vader Pinkett. I reckon, Will Smith.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Jada Pinkett, Will Smith, you say.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54Let's see. Jada Pinkett, Will Smith. Is that right? How many people said it?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's right.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- 51.- That's all right. - APPLAUSE
0:22:04 > 0:22:10- 51, Stuart. Not bad. - I'm clapping myself.- Not bad. 51 for Jada Pinkett and Will Smith.
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Married on New Year's Eve 1997. Jada and Will and their kids are called Jaden and Willow.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Aww.- Do we approve of that? Oh, that's not cute!
0:22:19 > 0:22:25- LAUGHTER - Chris, have you interviewed any of these people?- Er, Anita Dobson.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Very good.- Is it my go?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Yes. - LAUGHTER
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Go on, Chris. - OK. I will go for Annette Bening
0:22:37 > 0:22:40and Mr Robbins.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- Annette Bening and Mr Robbins.- Yeah.
0:22:45 > 0:22:50- Do you want to give his first name? - No, cos I think that's a little too informal.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52LAUGHTER
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Yeah, we're going to need... Unless you think Mister is his given name, we need a first name.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Well, what a silly game this is.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03LAUGHTER
0:23:03 > 0:23:06APPLAUSE
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- James Robbins.- James Robbins, husband of Annette Bening.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Let's hope so. Is it right? How many people said it?
0:23:17 > 0:23:21No! I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I'm afraid that's incorrect. That means you score 100.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- But many, many people... - Can I ask what his name is?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Not yet.- In case Merily wants to have a go. I'll explain all at the end of the round.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34So, an incorrect answer, Chris. I'm very sorry.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Merily.- Erm, I know one for sure
0:23:38 > 0:23:43and I think I know another and I think the other one will probably have a lower score,
0:23:43 > 0:23:46so I'm going to gamble with Sarah Michelle Gellar
0:23:46 > 0:23:50is married, I think, to Freddie Prinze Jr.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Freddie Prinze Jr you are saying for Sarah Michelle Gellar.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's see if it's right and how many people knew that.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58It's right!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- 23.- Well done! - APPLAUSE
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Great answer, Merily. 23. Richard.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13They met on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer. Now Chris.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Let's clear this up. His name is Tim Robbins
0:24:17 > 0:24:20and he is not married to Annette Bening.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22But I wanted to know the name. That was all.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Tim Robbins. Annette Bening is married to Warren Beatty.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- I thought he was. - LAUGHTER
0:24:29 > 0:24:35Would've scored you 13 points. Anita Dobson is married to Brian May from Queen. 34.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- Beyonce Knowles.- Jay-Z. - Is married to Jay-Z. 41.
0:24:40 > 0:24:46And Pauline Collins is married to fellow actor John Alderton, would've scored you 15 points.
0:24:46 > 0:24:51Very good. Thank you. We're halfway through the round so let's look at the scores.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Merily and Lembit, looking very strong on 23.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Then we creep up to 51 where we find Stuart and Joanna.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04And then up to 100 where Chris and Carol reside.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09Carol, once again, the ball is very much in your court.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Oh, no.- We come back down the line. Second players, take your places at the podium.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21OK, we're going to put six more famous women on the board and here they are.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Remember, we are looking for the famous husbands of these famous women.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47You're trying to find the one fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Lembit, what does that board mean to you?
0:25:50 > 0:25:55- Merily's going to kill me for this cos...- I won't kill you, I'll just severely hurt you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Oh, right. OK, survivable. That's survivable.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02The high scorers at the moment are Carol and Chris on 100.
0:26:02 > 0:26:07If you can score 76 or less, you're through to the head-to-head.
0:26:07 > 0:26:13If I could score 96, I'd do it. I'm just going to have to make a wild guess.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Yes.- I'm going to say Sarah Jessica Parker
0:26:16 > 0:26:20and I apologise to Merily cos I'm almost certain this is wrong but it's the best I can do,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23and Tom Cruise.
0:26:24 > 0:26:29- LAUGHTER - Oh. What a lovely world you live in. - What am I supposed to do?
0:26:29 > 0:26:32- APPLAUSE - Ahh.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Tom Cruise says Lembit. - I had to say something.- You did.
0:26:36 > 0:26:42Here is your red line. If you get below that, you're through to the head-to-head. Very best of luck.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- I know it's wrong.- Is it right? How many people said it?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50- I know!- You knew.
0:26:50 > 0:26:56Surely there must be somebody else who agrees with my wrong answer. They should've counted. OK, fine.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59That's an incorrect answer, you score 100 points.
0:26:59 > 0:27:04It takes your total up to 123, but it was a game try, Lembit. Well done.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Yeah, Tom Cruise is married to a woman. Not Sarah Jessica Parker, I'm afraid.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12I won't give the answer in case Carol of Joanna want to have a go.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Now then, Carol, the high scorers are Lembit and Merily on 123.
0:27:16 > 0:27:22You are on 100. If you can score 22 or less, you're through to the next round.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I need to have a guess at Louise Nurding.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27But I'm not sure
0:27:27 > 0:27:33if this is her Christian name... Her... From when she was single. I can't even think.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Jamie Redknapp.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38LAUGHTER
0:27:38 > 0:27:41There we are. Let's see. Jamie Redknapp, is that right?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- It's right.- Come on!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Ohh!
0:27:50 > 0:27:5332. All is not lost yet.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55APPLAUSE
0:27:55 > 0:27:59That scores you 32 and takes your total up to 132.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Is it going to be low enough to see you through to the head-to-head? Richard.- Well played.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08They married in 1998. So now all the pressure is on Joanna.
0:28:08 > 0:28:13Right, Joanna, everything rides on your answer here. Let me fill you in on the details.
0:28:13 > 0:28:17The high scorers, currently Chris and Carol, on 132.
0:28:17 > 0:28:22You're on 51 which means if you score 80 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26OK. Sarah Jessica Parker,
0:28:26 > 0:28:30I know that she's married to the guy that plays Inspector Gadget
0:28:30 > 0:28:34but I don't know his name in real life.
0:28:34 > 0:28:38I'm confident, final answer, Judy Finnegan
0:28:38 > 0:28:41is married to Richard Madeley.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44- Judy Finnegan, Richard Madeley. - Really?
0:28:44 > 0:28:49OK, let's see. Is it right? If so, how many people said Richard Madeley for Judy Finnegan?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55It's right. Oh, and you've done it!
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- 57! 57! - APPLAUSE
0:29:02 > 0:29:07- Takes your total up to 108. You are through to the head-to-head. Richard.- Well done.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Been married since 1986, Richard and Judy.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Let's take you through the rest of the board.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17Steffi Graf is married to Andre Agassi. Would've scored you 44.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21Sarah Jessica Parker is married to Inspector Gadget. His name is Matthew Broderick.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Would've scored you 23 points.
0:29:23 > 0:29:28Rhea Pearlman, the American sitcom actress, is married to Danny DeVito.
0:29:28 > 0:29:33And Maureen Lipman was married to the late Jack Rosenthal, the screenwriter and script writer. Three points.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Best answer on the board.
0:29:35 > 0:29:41Very good indeed. Thanks. At the end of round two, the losing celebrity pair with the highest score,
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Carol and Chris! Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- I'm sorry, Carol.- Don't be daft! - I feel like I've let you down.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51- You haven't. It's been good fun. - Bill and Sian did really well.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54I don't want to put any pressure on you, but they won.
0:29:54 > 0:29:59All the way through to the final round, beat everyone, then won the jackpot, as well.
0:29:59 > 0:30:04Oh, good. Cos we haven't heard about that many times in the office.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06LAUGHTER
0:30:06 > 0:30:10Oh, dear. It's been fabulous having you on the show. You've been fantastic.
0:30:10 > 0:30:16- Thank you for having us. It's been really good fun.- You've been brilliant. Carol and Chris!
0:30:16 > 0:30:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:19 > 0:30:24But for the remaining two celebrity pairs, things get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.
0:30:31 > 0:30:36Very well done, Lembit and Merily, Joanna and Stuart, you've made it through to the head-to-head.
0:30:36 > 0:30:42Only one pair can make it to today's final and play for the jackpot which stands at £3,000.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Here's how the head-to-head round works.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52For each question, each pair gives me one answer. But you are now allowed to confer.
0:30:52 > 0:30:57Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair and you win that question.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01The first pair to win two questions plays for the jackpot. Let's play Pointless.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09OK, here is your first question.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:31:11 > 0:31:19to name as many Beatles UK top 40 singles with two-word titles as they could.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23- Richard.- We're looking for any UK top 40 hit by the Beatles
0:31:23 > 0:31:27which has a two-word title. There are 11 songs on this list.
0:31:27 > 0:31:32No EPs or albums, just Beatles singles, please.
0:31:32 > 0:31:38OK. Lembit and Merily, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Beatles UK top 40 singles with two-word titles.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- What were you thinking of? - We have to whisper.- Oh, yes.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54- OK, we're going to go with Eleanor Rigby.- Eleanor Rigby.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58OK. Joanna and Stuart, you can confer out loud if you need to.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01We're going to go for Peggy Sue.
0:32:01 > 0:32:06Peggy Sue. So we have Eleanor Rigby and we have Peggy Sue.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12Lembit and Merily said Eleanor Rigby. Let's see if that's right, and how many people said it.
0:32:19 > 0:32:23- 35. - APPLAUSE
0:32:24 > 0:32:2635 for Eleanor Rigby. Joanna and Stuart.
0:32:26 > 0:32:31- If we both get the same, we can form a coalition. - Did you have other answers?
0:32:31 > 0:32:35- Hey Jude?- That may have been Paul McCartney by himself.- Yeah.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38So you've gone for Peggy Sue. 35 is the score to beat.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Peggy Sue has to be correct and it has to go lower than 35.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44We don't even know if it's right.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Let's find out. Is it right? If it is, how many people said it?
0:32:49 > 0:32:52Ooh, it's wrong!
0:32:52 > 0:32:58Which means, after the first question, Lembit and Merily are ahead one-nil. Richard.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Yeah, it's a Buddy Holly song, Peggy Sue, not The Beatles.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07Eleanor Rigby, good answer. There's 11 in all. Let's see how well you did at home.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12In 1996, they released a single where they mixed John Lennon's vocals in
0:33:12 > 0:33:16called Real Love, would've scored you one. Come Together, two. Big hit.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Hello Goodbye would've scored you seven, as would Day Tripper.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Lady Madonna, nine. Paperback Writer, 15.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26Get Back, 17. Penny Lane, 28.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Eleanor Rigby, 35. Yellow Submarine, 44.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31And absolutely, it was a Beatles song, Hey Jude, 45.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34Very well done if you got all of those at home.
0:33:34 > 0:33:39OK, here is your second question. Joanna and Stuart, you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:33:39 > 0:33:43Here is comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:33:43 > 0:33:48as many unsuccessful 2012 Olympic bidding cities as they could.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51Unsuccessful Olympic bidding cities. Richard.
0:33:51 > 0:33:55When London won the bid for the 2012 Olympics, there were eight other cities bidding.
0:33:55 > 0:34:00- We just need one of those.- OK, Joanna and Stuart, you go first this time.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04OK, we're going to say France.
0:34:04 > 0:34:10- LAUGHTER - City!- Oh! Paris! Shut up!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- OK, you're saying Paris. - LAUGHTER
0:34:13 > 0:34:15Lembit and Merily, you can confer out loud.
0:34:15 > 0:34:20I'm trying to remember all the people around the world who hated Britain for winning.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Cos those are the places that actually did the bidding.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27I think I was about 15 when it was announced, so I had no interest in it.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29We're not going to go into that.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32LAUGHTER
0:34:34 > 0:34:36There's Istanbul.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- Erm...Istanbul.- Istanbul.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43OK. Joanna and Stuart have gone with Paris. Lembit and Merily with Istanbul.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Joanna and Stuart, Paris. Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50It's the only one we knew.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- 51. - APPLAUSE
0:34:56 > 0:35:0351 for Paris. Lembit and Merily, if you win this question, you are through to the final two-nil.
0:35:03 > 0:35:09Let's see. Istanbul. Let's see if it's correct, and if it is, how many people said Istanbul.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13It is correct.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17And it gets you through to the final! Very well done.
0:35:18 > 0:35:22- Four! Splendid! - APPLAUSE
0:35:26 > 0:35:29Very well done. Well, that means, after two questions,
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Lembit and Merily are through to the final two-nil. Richard.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36There are eight cities in all. Four of them made it to the shortlist.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40Let's look at all eight. These were all knocked out before the shortlist.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45Havana in Cuba, one. Leipzig in Germany. I can't believe they didn't give the Olympics to Leipzig.
0:35:45 > 0:35:49Two points. Istanbul, four. Rio de Janeiro, seven.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52These four were all on the shortlist.
0:35:52 > 0:35:58New York, 15. Moscow, 16. Madrid, 20. And Paris, who we beat by four votes, on 51.
0:35:58 > 0:36:04Thank you very much, Richard. So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Joanna and Stuart.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07Oh, dear. Who came up with Peggy Sue?
0:36:07 > 0:36:12That was me. And I was going to say Yellow Submarine, but I didn't think...
0:36:12 > 0:36:15- I don't know, it was weird. - You'd still have lost.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Yellow Submarine was a high-scorer. - OK.
0:36:17 > 0:36:21Any epitaph you'd like to pass on your Pointless experience?
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Have you learnt some useful life lessons?
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- It's been pretty pointless an experience.- OK, good.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Listen, it's been brilliant having you on the show.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34Very good fun. Thank you so much for playing.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:36 > 0:36:41But for Lembit and Merily, it's now time for our Pointless final
0:36:41 > 0:36:43and the chance to win our jackpot of £3,000.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Congratulations, Lembit and Merily!
0:36:53 > 0:36:57You fought off the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:11 > 0:37:14The rules are very simple. To win that money,
0:37:14 > 0:37:16all you have to do is find a pointless answer,
0:37:16 > 0:37:19an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:37:19 > 0:37:24We've had two pointless answers today. Merily, you gave us one with dolmathakia.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28Brilliant bit of Greek knowhow plucked from nowhere.
0:37:28 > 0:37:33You only have to find one more pointless answer and you will get that money for your charity.
0:37:33 > 0:37:38First you've got to choose a category. You can choose from these three options. They are...
0:37:43 > 0:37:46How much do you know about footballers?
0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Minimal. - About the same as me, so that's out.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53- Erm, American soul divas? - I'm not great.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Your dad would be good at that. - But he's not here.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00World geography, it's got to be, by process of elimination.
0:38:00 > 0:38:03World geography it is. Let's find out what the question is.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:38:06 > 0:38:12to name as many countries that border five or more other countries as they could. Richard.
0:38:12 > 0:38:15We're looking for any country in the world that shares land borders
0:38:15 > 0:38:21with at least five other countries. By country, we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN
0:38:21 > 0:38:26in its own right. Just countries that share land borders with five other countries, please.
0:38:26 > 0:38:30- Plenty of answers and plenty of pointless answers, as well. - OK, you have up to one minute
0:38:30 > 0:38:37to come up with three answers. All you need to win that £3,000 is for just one of those to be pointless.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- Your 60 seconds start now. - Any idea?- Erm...- Zimbabwe might.
0:38:41 > 0:38:47- Yeah, I was thinking that.- Go ahead. - Some African states.- Chuck them out.
0:38:47 > 0:38:52- What do you think? Not Kenya. Somalia?- Somalia's coast.- OK.
0:38:52 > 0:38:56- Other landlocked ones.- Erm...
0:38:56 > 0:38:58There's got to be something from there.
0:38:58 > 0:39:01- Isn't there anywhere around Russia? - Bolivia possibly.
0:39:01 > 0:39:06- Kazakhstan. I'm guessing. Luxembourg.- France?
0:39:06 > 0:39:09- A lot of people would guess that one.- Yeah.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12- Luxembourg.- Luxembourg.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16Do Luxembourg, maybe. I actually think Zimbabwe.
0:39:16 > 0:39:21- Zimbabwe.- Think of another one. - Soweto is in South Africa.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Yeah, that's...- No.- Erm...
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Other ones?
0:39:27 > 0:39:29Congo?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31- Congo probably.- I...
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Shall we just...? - Yeah, Congo.- And Zimbabwe.
0:39:35 > 0:39:42OK, there's your minute up. OK, we were looking for countries that border five or more other countries.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- I now need three answers from you. - You go first.
0:39:46 > 0:39:51- The Congo.- Congo.- Secondly we'll try Zimbabwe.- Zimbabwe.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53You choose the third.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55OK, we'll choose the third together.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59- Let's choose Luxembourg.- Luxembourg.
0:39:59 > 0:40:03OK, those are your three. The Congo, Zimbabwe and Luxembourg.
0:40:03 > 0:40:07- Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?- Congo.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11I'm pretty sure Zimbabwe fits the bill, but I think other people will know that.
0:40:11 > 0:40:15OK, we'll put Congo third. Which should we put first, your least likely?
0:40:15 > 0:40:18- Luxembourg. - OK, we'll put Luxembourg first.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Let's put them on the board in that order and here they are.
0:40:21 > 0:40:27Luxembourg, Zimbabwe and Congo.
0:40:27 > 0:40:32There they are. We were looking for countries that share a border with five other countries.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35You said this was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:40:35 > 0:40:40You only have to find one pointless answer for your charities to win that £3,000 jackpot.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43OK, let's see if Luxembourg is right,
0:40:43 > 0:40:48and if it is, how many people said it. Best of luck. Luxembourg.
0:40:53 > 0:40:59Bad luck. An incorrect answer so not pointless. Only two more chances
0:40:59 > 0:41:05to win that £3,000 jackpot. OK, we are looking for countries that share a border with five other countries.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Your next answer was Zimbabwe. There it is. You confident in this?
0:41:08 > 0:41:12- Not really, no.- Well, it has to be right and it has to be pointless
0:41:12 > 0:41:16for that jackpot of £3,000 to be won by your charity.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Let's see if it is right, and if it is, how many people said Zimbabwe.
0:41:23 > 0:41:28- Ooh! Bad luck!- The problem is, we had to go for the African countries,
0:41:28 > 0:41:34because places like Russia and probably America, the big ones will all be guessed by other people.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Well, exactly. You've done the right thing, gone for obscure ones.
0:41:37 > 0:41:42You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot. Let's see what that one is. Congo.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Congo. Everything is riding on Congo.
0:41:45 > 0:41:49It has to be right, it has to be pointless, and if it is both of those things,
0:41:49 > 0:41:52your charity will win that £3,000 jackpot.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said Congo.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00It's right. It's right.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Now, if this goes all the way down to zero,
0:42:03 > 0:42:06your charity will win that £3,000 jackpot.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09It's still going down. Single figures. Down it goes.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13- Ohh! - APPLAUSE
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Two people said the Congo.
0:42:19 > 0:42:24Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer
0:42:24 > 0:42:26so you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000.
0:42:26 > 0:42:31But you do get to take home our fabulous pointless trophy, so not an altogether empty victory.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34APPLAUSE
0:42:35 > 0:42:41Zimbabwe has four land borders, Mozambique, South Africa, Botswana and Zambia.
0:42:41 > 0:42:45Luxembourg only has three. Lots of pointless answers. You were right about Africa.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49The Central African Republic has five land borders
0:42:49 > 0:42:53and every country that's around it also has five land borders.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58That's why they call it the Central African Republic. Colombia, Iraq, both pointless.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02- Kazakhstan, which you said. - We did say it.
0:43:02 > 0:43:07You also said Kenya at one point, another pointless answer. Libya.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Peru, Syria, Tanzania.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Tough luck. Very well done if you got any of those at home.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16You went for the right place, it's just picking the right country.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19Thanks very much. Well, you knew a lot of those.
0:43:19 > 0:43:25- You even said at least two of them. Oh, that's tough.- Yeah, it is. - That's life.- Yeah.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Well, unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye, Lembit and Merily.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32It's been brilliant having you on the show. Thank you both so much for playing.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36APPLAUSE
0:43:36 > 0:43:39And a big thank you to our other celebrity pairs, Colin and Suzanne,
0:43:39 > 0:43:42Carol and Chris, Joanna and Stuart.
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0:43:44 > 0:43:49Nobody's won our jackpot today, so to thank our celebrities for taking part,
0:43:49 > 0:43:54we're going to donate £500 to each pair for their respective charities.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- It's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.- And goodbye from me.
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