0:00:13 > 0:00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and welcome to this special outdoors edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37CHEERING
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And couple number one.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I'm Jules Hudson, and I present BBC's Escape To The Country
0:00:43 > 0:00:45and Countryfile.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm Tom Heap, I also present on Countryfile,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50as well as reporting on Panorama and Costing The Earth on Radio 4.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CHEERING
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Couple number two.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57I'm Paul Heiney.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I've been a television person for a very long time,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02but I've also been an organic farmer,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and, these days, an ocean sailor.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06And I'm Miranda Krestovnikoff,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09and I present wildlife pieces for The One Show and for Coast.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12CHEERING
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Couple number three.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Hi, I'm Bill Oddie, and I'm much older than that lot,
0:01:19 > 0:01:24and I'm trying to be an ambassador for all things wild.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26And I'm Naomi Wilkinson,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29and I present Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature for CBBC.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32CHEERING
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And finally, couple number four.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I'm Martin Hughes-Games, a chicken fancier, an ex-motorcycle racer,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42and sidekick to Chris Packham on Springwatch.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44And I am indeed Chris Packham from Springwatch,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46naturalist and broadcaster for the BBC.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52We'll get to find out more about each of you
0:01:52 > 0:01:53throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59He's a wise owl, bookworm, and culture vulture -
0:01:59 > 0:02:00the big three.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's my Pointless friend - it's Richard.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- Hiya. Hey, everybody. Good evening. - CHEERING
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Good evening to you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Oh, good evening. - What a lovely bunch.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12When I first heard we were doing an outdoors special...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Yeah.- ..I thought it was now to be like when you were at school,
0:02:15 > 0:02:16and on Friday you can go and you work outside,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18on a Friday afternoon, by the tree.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Yeah. By the tree! - Wouldn't that be lovely?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- We should do Pointless outside. - We should... In the summer!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24That would be really nice, wouldn't it?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26We've had a lot of people who've been on before.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Yes.- Chris and Bill were on before, and got through to the head-to-head,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31which was very impressive, but they've split up this time.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34And Chris has taken the unusual step of teaming up with Martin,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36who got knocked out in Round One.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- Thank you.- That's interesting.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Bill, I think, slightly brighter, taking Naomi on board this time,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- but we have a winner, an actual winner...- We do, yeah.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45..a jackpot-winner in our midst,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and that's Miranda, who won with Diarmuid Gavin.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Not just a trophy-winner, but a jackpot-winner as well.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- No...- Very impressive. No-one's ever won two jackpots.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Thanks, that's great. That makes me feel so good.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57We've had people winning two trophies, but not two jackpots.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58It's interesting, this outdoor stuff.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01People talk about Game Of Thrones and all of these television shows,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04but the single biggest television programme on British TV,
0:03:04 > 0:03:05ratings-wise, is Countryfile,
0:03:05 > 0:03:07and the biggest television show on BBC Two is Springwatch.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10What about that?! You just have to say Countryfile,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- and you get a spontaneous round of applause.- Yeah. Countryfile!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14CHEERING
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Oh.- That's how they start each episode of Countryfile.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Someone goes, "Welcome to Countryfile!" - LAUGHTER
0:03:21 > 0:03:22And the whole place goes nuts.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Thank you very much indeed. - It's a pleasure.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26The first question is all about land, as well,
0:03:26 > 0:03:27you'll be delighted to hear.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- All about land.- Look at that.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Fabulous. Well, as usual,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Our contestants here are looking for
0:03:34 > 0:03:36those all-important pointless answers -
0:03:36 > 0:03:38these being answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Find one of those, and we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47each of our lovely celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50We are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52There we are.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58CHEERING
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'm sure you don't need to be reminded of this,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05but I'm going to say it anyhow.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08The pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:04:08 > 0:04:10will be eliminated. That's how it works.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12So just make sure you're not that high-scoring pair, obviously,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and no conferring for the first two rounds.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Best of luck. Our first category this evening is...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:04:23 > 0:04:25and who's going to go second.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Countries that are larger than the UK, Richard.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46We are looking for any country in the world
0:04:46 > 0:04:48that is larger in land area, please, than the UK.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50As always, by country,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55There's about 80-odd countries in the world
0:04:55 > 0:04:59that are larger than the UK in land area, so any of those, please.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Thank you very much. Richard.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Jules. Now, obviously, Escape To The Country,
0:05:04 > 0:05:05an enormously popular programme.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Have you ever been presenting that
0:05:07 > 0:05:09while you've been property-hunting yourself?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- I have.- See, that's got to be a conflict of interest, hasn't it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I have, and, in fact, we moved about four years ago
0:05:16 > 0:05:17to Herefordshire from Wales,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20and everybody assumed when I moved that I'd found it on the show.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah, yeah. Well, they would.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23- Yeah.- But no.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- It was all our own work. All our own work.- Really?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28But did you ever look around a house on the show and think,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31"Actually, might just take this one quietly off the..."
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Yeah. It's one of those. You are spoilt for riches, really.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Yeah.- So you do end up being quite picky,
0:05:36 > 0:05:39in order to distinguish those that you would actually buy, but, yeah.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40To be honest with you,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42when I do find one that I'd like to buy, I will usually say so.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44So, Jules, now,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47countries larger than the UK.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Yes.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Erm...
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Uzbekistan, maybe.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Uzbekistan, says Jules.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Uzbekistan.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, I'm not getting anything from the...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Oh, the inscrutable faces of your rivals!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Nothing being given away.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Let's find out. Uzbekistan.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Is it right, and how many people said it, if it is?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11It's not looking good.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- It is right! Look at that.- Oh!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Uzbekistan.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, down it goes, Jules. Look at that!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Oh, mate!- It's 1!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23What a start to the show, Jules!
0:06:23 > 0:06:261 for Uzbekistan. Well done.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28That's a terrific answer, Jules. Very well played.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Lovely way to start the show.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's actually just less than double the size of the UK, Uzbekistan.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35We should do Escape To The Country in Uzbekistan.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- What would that be like? - Yeah. Escape From The... Yeah, yeah.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Thanks very much. Paul, welcome to Pointless.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- Thank you very much. - Great to have you here.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Thank you.- You've done a great many things, Paul.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49You've sailed single-handedly...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51You've sailed, I think, 11,000 miles.
0:06:51 > 0:06:57Yes, I recently did a trip on my boat down to Cape Horn,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00and that was a round trip of 18,000 miles,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04of which I sailed 11,000 of those miles on my tod.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- Wow.- Yeah, absolutely.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07That's amazing.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How many actual days was that, of you...?
0:07:12 > 0:07:18Well, the longest I was at sea on my own was 72 days.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Wow.- Which is quite a stretch.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- That's a long stretch.- And that was all the way from South America,
0:07:22 > 0:07:24up the South Atlantic,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26into the North Atlantic to the Azores.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28And there's plenty to keep you going, obviously -
0:07:28 > 0:07:30a lot of tasks to do while you're awake.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Actually, one of the biggest problems
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- is getting completely and utterly bored.- I bet.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Because there are times where the boat is just going nicely
0:07:38 > 0:07:40and the weather's settled,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42and the only thing that is on your mind is,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45what is the next meal going to be?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah. Did you do any fishing off the back?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Whenever I put a fishing line over the side of the boat...- Yeah?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53..the fish gather round and laugh.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Oh, nothing worse than a fish's laugh!- "It's him again."
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I've never caught anything.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Anyway, now, Paul, what would you like to go for?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm going to go for one of the countries that I sailed past,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07because I knew how big it was because I knew how long it took me,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09and that is Argentina.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Argentina. Let's see where we go with Argentina.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, it's right. Our only score at the moment is 1.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Argentina is 25.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Well done. That'll do for us.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Yeah, that's more than 11 times bigger than the UK, Argentina.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- It's big, isn't it? - It is big, isn't it? Thank you.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Naomi, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.- Great to have you here.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Now, let's just talk about these nightmares, the Natural Nightmares.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Yeah.- What is the worst nightmare you have faced so far?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Well, it's probably been swimming with sharks,
0:08:45 > 0:08:48because that was a huge fear for me growing up,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50but I've now been in the water with them without a cage
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- about seven times, around the world. - What?! Without a cage?!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, and I've just re-educated my mind,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and learned that actually they're doing a fantastic job in the oceans,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- and I need to respect...- Aren't they?! No, on effort and attainment,
0:09:02 > 0:09:04they get one A, I have to say.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05They are doing a brilliant job.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09But they're quite good at eating people, when provoked.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- What's...?- Well, apparently it's always mistaken identity.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- I've been with experts everywhere I've gone.- Yeah.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16So I've always been with people who truly know the species.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Do you think experts are more tasty than you?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- They probably go for them first. - I swim well behind them.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22No, so usually they're with,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26you know, species of sharks that are not harmful to people.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- You know?- I see. OK.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29OK, cos I've seen those films of people in cages,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31and they get bashed around.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32That looks terrifying.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34But it's... But the shark is not trying to eat you.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's a bit itchy-nosed?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's just going about its business in the ocean.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Yes, but its business at that moment is trying to eat you, surely?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44It's fine, we're not making a moral judgment on the shark,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46we're just saying it's quite frightening. Yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Yeah, no, so it's been a big re-education of my mind,
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- and a lot of fear-facing.- Fantastic.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53And here, now, Naomi, what would you like to go for?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55We've got a range of scores so far.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59I'm going to go for Kazakhstan.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- Kazakhstan. Sticking with the -stans.- Yeah.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Let's find out if that's right,
0:10:02 > 0:10:05and let's see how many of our 100 people said Kazakhstan.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09It's right.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Well, 25 was our high score, until this point,
0:10:12 > 0:10:14and it remains our high score. 1 is our low score.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16No, it's 7. APPLAUSE
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Phew!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Great answer, Naomi, very well played.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Almost exactly the same size as Argentina.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Is it really?!- It is, yeah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Thank you very much. Now, Martin, welcome to Pointless.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Thank you.- Do you have a favourite season, Martin?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35You've got your Springwatch and your Autumnwatch.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Does one thrill you a little more than the other?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38It's got to be springtime.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Full of hope, new life - I love it. Yeah, springtime.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44That is true. And, Martin, the other thing I want to ask you about is,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- you are a qualified rope technician.- Yes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- This is exciting. - I hang off buildings and things.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Rope access.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Any hairy moments?
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Clifton Suspension Bridge.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I hate... I had to work underneath Clifton Suspension Bridge,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01and just going along the rope to get into position
0:11:01 > 0:11:03to the 72m drop there...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yeah?- I was a bit edgy,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08and my fellow rope-access people called me Windy Martin after that.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Yeah.- I was just a bit... - LAUGHTER
0:11:11 > 0:11:12But I haven't fallen off yet.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14My friend, Arthur,
0:11:14 > 0:11:15well, you've got two ropes,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and we were busy chopping down all the undergrowth,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20and I said to him, "Arthur, you've just chopped through your rope."
0:11:20 > 0:11:22And he said, "Oh, so I have. Yeah."
0:11:22 > 0:11:24He chopped through his safety rope, luckily,
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- so he didn't fall off.- I was going to say, was this in a cartoon?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30So he tied it back together and carried on chopping.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31- Wow.- It's always exciting.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm surprised it's just Windy Martin at times.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Anyway, there we are.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Martin, what would you like to go for?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40This is a nightmare, cos last time I got 100 the first time,
0:11:40 > 0:11:43so do I take a risk, or do I play safe?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46So I'm thinking...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'm going to take a risk.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Central African Republic - CAR.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Central African Republic.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, look at their... Look at the respect that commands, Martin.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- They like that. - You have silenced the room.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Currently they like it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04If it's wrong, they'll be booing, you know that, don't you?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Central African Republic.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Let's find out if it's right,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09and let's see how far down the column Martin gets.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Good luck.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- It's right!- Oh, thank God for that.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Now, traditionally, this goes very low,
0:12:16 > 0:12:19but we've seen a bit of a change to that trend lately.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oh, not today. There we are.
0:12:21 > 0:12:234. Very well done indeed, Martin.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25That paid off.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28A qualified risk technician you are as well, sir.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Beautifully played, Martin.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Thank you for introducing Central African Republic onto the show.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Yeah, 4 points. It wouldn't have used to get that, would it?- No.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38It's got much more famous. Two and a half times the size of the UK.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round,
0:12:40 > 0:12:41so let's look at the scores.
0:12:41 > 0:12:421, Jules - hats off to you, sir,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- the best score of the pass is yours.- Thank you.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Martin, there, with 4,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48so Martin and Chris are looking pretty strong as well.
0:12:48 > 0:12:507 is where we find Naomi and Bill.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52And then 25.
0:12:52 > 0:12:5425, Paul and Miranda.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55So, Miranda...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Well, maybe some of the lower-hanging fruit has been taken -
0:12:58 > 0:13:00maybe there'll be some higher scores in this next pass.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02But a low score from you is what we need, so good luck.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04We're going to come back down the line now.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Now, then, Chris, answer me this.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I read somewhere that you have wrestled with a lion.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17On more than one occasion. In the old days,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- when we were doing Really Wild Show...- Yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22..meeting captive, allegedly tame animals
0:13:22 > 0:13:23was part and parcel of the process,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25so people would turn up and say,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27"I've hand-reared this tiger, or this lion.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28- "It's very, very friendly."- Yeah.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30And for the first five minutes, before it got bored,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32it invariably was.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35After that, they became as frisky as your domestic cat,
0:13:35 > 0:13:36but obviously 20 times the size.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38But so strong and so much scarier!
0:13:38 > 0:13:41My partner keeps tigers, so I...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- You know...- OK.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Chosen on that behalf.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- What, under the bed, or...? - LAUGHTER
0:13:48 > 0:13:51No. So, she rescues tigers that have been abused in circuses
0:13:51 > 0:13:55and other things, and keeps them on the Isle of Wight, and some of them,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58because they've been hand-reared, are very friendly.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00And she and I, you know, we...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01We get close to them,
0:14:01 > 0:14:04and we stroke them and cuddle them and they're very friendly.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- They come up and say hello. It's an enormous privilege.- Wow.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09There's an awful lot of people now on the Isle of Wight going,
0:14:09 > 0:14:10"Wait, rewind that for one second!"
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Now, then, Chris. We are looking for...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18He's going to be good at this, I think, Chris.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22OK, I'm going to stick with my colleague, and stick with Africa,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24and I'm going to go for Namibia.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Namibia, says Chris.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27There is your red line, Chris.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29If you can get below that red line with Namibia,
0:14:29 > 0:14:30you are through to Round Two.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Namibia.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37It's right.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Very well done. Through you go.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Namibia, 1.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Wow. Well done.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You join Jules on the low-scorers' pedestal, there.
0:14:49 > 0:14:525 is your total. Well done, on that far podium.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54They are very clever on today's show, aren't they?
0:14:54 > 0:14:55That's another terrific answer.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58About three and a half times the size of the UK, Namibia.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Thanks very much, Richard.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Now, Bill, welcome back.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Welcome back. You've been a head-to-header before,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- but still not a finalist.- No.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Got to have our eyes on that final, surely, Bill?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- No, no, no, I just...- What?!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12One thing at a time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Now, Bill...- Yes?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You've been a twitcher, an ornithologist...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'm not a twitcher, but don't go into it.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22OK, we won't go into it. Not a twitcher.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Is there still one bird that you are longing to see, and have not yet?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, I think maybe a kiwi.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30A kiwi, yeah.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Why have you...?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- Because I haven't been to New Zealand.- Oh, I see, fair enough.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37And I haven't been taken out in the middle of the night.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Because they go pottering around on the beaches,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42with David Attenborough and Chris, probably,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- and people like that, you know. - And me.- And you, yeah.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- They've all seen them. - Oh, yeah, we've seen them.- Yeah.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48I feel so inadequate.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50We all went out before the show, didn't we, guys?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53We went Kiwi-spotting. It was great fun. That was fun.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Well, Bill, back to the game. You are on 7 points.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Our high-scorers, behind you, are Miranda and Paul on 25,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00so, 17 or less is your target.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Erm, Peru.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Peru, says Bill. Peru. Here is your red line.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Another quite low red line.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10You want to get below that with Peru.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Let's see if you can. How many people said it?
0:16:15 > 0:16:16It's right.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You've done it! Very well done indeed.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Look at that! 8 for Peru. Very nicely done. 15 is your total.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well played, Bill. Another very good answer.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32It's over five times the size of the UK, Peru.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33I thought it was a big one.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Bigger than you'd think, isn't it?- Isn't it?- Yeah.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Now, then, Miranda, welcome to Pointless.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Welcome back to Pointless, I must say.- Thank you, thank you.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Now, on your wonderful exploratory programmes that you make, Miranda...
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Yeah?- Do you have any say in what you want to do
0:16:46 > 0:16:48or where you want to go?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Erm...- Are you able to go to a programme maker
0:16:50 > 0:16:53and say, "I would love to go and explore the Titanic wreck,
0:16:53 > 0:16:54- "if that's OK?"- Oh, yeah.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Yes, and then they'd say,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58"We probably haven't got enough money, or the facilities."
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Not yet. Oh, but they will have at some stage.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- One day it will be explorable.- Yeah.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04With the fantastic advances with things like satellite imagery,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I should think, must mean that
0:17:06 > 0:17:08there'll be good ideas of new places to explore
0:17:08 > 0:17:09and things you might find.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11For me, I'm a diver, so I just want to do
0:17:11 > 0:17:13more underwater explanation...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Explanation? Exploration. - LAUGHTER
0:17:15 > 0:17:17But that is again very, very expensive.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Yeah.- But there's some amazing technology out there.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- Yeah. It's only going to get better. And cheaper.- Yeah.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Watch this space.- Watch this space, indeed. Now, Miranda,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- you have an impossible task ahead of you.- I know.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Unless you think Tom is somebody who might score 100 points.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Does he look like a geographer, though?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33He looks like he might know his geography.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- He has that bearing, doesn't he? - I know, it's that shirt.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37So... Yeah, so, we're thinking...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Well, I'm thinking Liberia.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41You're going to go for Liberia.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Now, you want to be scoring minus 11 or less.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Yeah, which is obviously possible(!) - LAUGHTER
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Let's see how many of our 100 people said Liberia.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55- No!- Oh, no.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Oh, I see, you're going to go to minus 11 that way - that way round.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I see. I'm afraid, Miranda, that scores you 100 points,
0:18:03 > 0:18:04and that takes you up to 125.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- I'm sorry.- So sorry, Miranda.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10A worthy guess, and a perfect answer in countries smaller than the UK.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- It would have been terrific. - LAUGHTER
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- How much smaller is it than the UK? - It's about half the size -
0:18:14 > 0:18:16just under half the size of the UK, Liberia.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- There we go. - Thanks, Richard.- Bad luck.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Now, Tom, Countryfile.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23We have discussed what a sort of behemoth it is.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's just this enormous programme.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It continues to be massively popular.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What do you put that down to?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Cos it's not just watched by farmers, is it?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Far from it. In fact, half the audience is urban, and half rural.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36No, I think, in some ways, it's terribly simple.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38As we live more of our lives on, you know,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40computer screens and phones,
0:18:40 > 0:18:41and the digital world -
0:18:41 > 0:18:43if you like, the Matrix world,
0:18:43 > 0:18:44if you remember the movie -
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I think people actually hanker after a bit of the natural,
0:18:47 > 0:18:48- a bit of the real.- Yeah.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50You know, something that they can see and smell
0:18:50 > 0:18:52and taste and understand,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55and also the careers of people involved in that - people like that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Now, talking of things you can see and smell and taste,
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I read that when you were in Iceland,
0:18:59 > 0:19:03you were so hungry that you had to catch a seagull and eat it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05It is true that I have eaten a seagull, yeah,
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- and it was in Iceland.- Good eating?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- No, pretty horrid, actually. - No. Yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11If you can imagine a kind of chicken
0:19:11 > 0:19:13that had been crossbred with a salmon, I'd say,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15something like that.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- It sounds delicious so far, I have to say(!)- Yeah.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20But, I mean, it did sustain you, though? I mean, it kept...
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Yeah, I kept some of it down,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- and that bit probably helped. - LAUGHTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Tom, the good news is you're already through,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29so it doesn't matter what you score here.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I'm very grateful to them for it.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32However, I wouldn't be at all surprised
0:19:32 > 0:19:34if there are a few pointless answers out there.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36We've had two 1s, so far, from your team-mate,
0:19:36 > 0:19:38and Chris over there.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Shall we see if we can find a pointless answer?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'll stick with the one I was going to say anyway,
0:19:43 > 0:19:44and I'll say Madagascar.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Madagascar, says Tom.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Madagascar. No red line - you're already through.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50How many of our 100 people said Madagascar?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54It's right.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Oh!- 1! 1! CHEERING
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Well done!- 1 score. Never better.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It takes your total up to 2.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Great work, Tom, and 2 points on that first podium -
0:20:11 > 0:20:12very, very impressive.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15But let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Bolivia. Burkina Faso.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Cameroon, a pointless answer.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Oman. Papua New Guinea is a pointless answer.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Philippines.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29South Sudan, the newest of the pointless answers there.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Turkmenistan would have been a good one. Vietnam.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Four others - Cote d'Ivoire, Gabon, Zambia and Guinea.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Guinea is the country in the world
0:20:37 > 0:20:39that is almost identical size to the UK.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Let's take a look at the three largest scorers, shall we?
0:20:42 > 0:20:43All big countries, as you'd imagine.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Russia, 79.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Our friends in France, on 81.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50And the United States would have scored you 90.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55So, at the end of first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,
0:20:55 > 0:20:56with their high score of 125 -
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- I'm sorry, Miranda and Paul, it is you.- That's OK.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Thank you so much for coming to play.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Please come and play again.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Brilliant to have you on. Miranda and Paul.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07CHEERING
0:21:08 > 0:21:11But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Well, we are suddenly down to three pairs.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23We won't like that, but that's just the way the game goes.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You've seen off our only winner.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27So, kind of, congratulations, I suppose.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30But particular congratulations, Tom and Jules, very well done.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Lovely low scoring on that first podium.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Our category for Round Two this evening...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Fictional Animals.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- and who's going to go second. - Shall I go first?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54And the question concerns...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57LAUGHTER
0:21:57 > 0:21:59- Famous swine, Richard. - Famous swine, yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02We are going to show you six clues on each board.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06The answers to each of those are famous fictional pigs or boars.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14OK, so who are these famous fictional pigs or boars?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16We have got, on our first board...
0:22:37 > 0:22:38I'm going to read those all again.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Tom.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I'm going to go for...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04the animated piggy bank,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07one of my favourite characters, Hamm.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Hamm, says Tom. Hamm. Let's see if that's right,
0:23:10 > 0:23:12and let's see how many of our 100 said Hamm.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15It's right.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Well done, mate.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, go on. Go on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- Very well done indeed.- Well done. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Another single-figure score on podium one there, from Tom.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- 8 for Hamm.- Another great answer, Tom. Well played.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah, he's voiced by John Ratzenberger,
0:23:30 > 0:23:31who is Cliffy from Cheers,
0:23:31 > 0:23:33who is the only person to have been a voice
0:23:33 > 0:23:35in every single Pixar movie to date.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Excellent. Thank you, Richard.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Naomi.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Erm, I think I'm going to risk a little bit
0:23:42 > 0:23:45and try Pinky and Perky for the bottom one.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47That's the one I would probably risk, I think.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yes. Stands to reason, doesn't it?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Pinky and Perky. Let's see if it's right.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53How many of our 100 people said that?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And it is. SHE EXHALES
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Well, our only score at this stage is 8.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01We'll be... Oh! Oh.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03APPLAUSE
0:24:03 > 0:24:0440.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Yeah, they released 16 albums,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Pinky and Perky.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14The day their first album came out and sold, they must have...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16The people who made it must have just gone,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- "Ha-ha-ha-ha!"- Yeah.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20"This should be pretty easy.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- "Just record some songs and speed 'em up."- Yeah.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Thanks very much. Now, Martin, this board is all yours.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28If you wanted to go through them all and fill in the blanks,
0:24:28 > 0:24:29you'd be very welcome.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31This is looking really bad.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Because the only ones I know are the really obvious ones.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Sorry about this. I'm going to have to go for Piglet. I'm sorry.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Winnie the Pooh's close friend was Piglet.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43OK, Piglet says Martin.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Let's see how far down the column we get with Piglet.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's right.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Oh, look at that!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52- 61.- Ugh.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Not bad.- Sorry, mate. It's better than 100, though.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57It's much better than 100.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59You're not far ahead of your nearest rivals.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Yeah, it could have been a lot worse, that.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03It's not a bad score at all. Funnily enough,
0:25:03 > 0:25:06if you'd gone for the central character in The Muppet Show,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08that would have been far worse, cos it's Miss Piggy,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11which is the biggest score up there and would have scored 78.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13The pig adopted by homer in The Simpsons Movie...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Oh, I can't remember. - There's a song all about him.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Yes...- Spider-Pig. - Spider-Pig. Yeah, of course.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20That would have scored you 29.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And the pig in Charlotte's Web is Wilbur.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Wilbur is that answer, for 6 points,
0:25:24 > 0:25:26It's the best answer on the board, so well done if you said that.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Thanks. We're halfway through the round, so let's look at the scores.
0:25:30 > 0:25:338, the best score of the pass, once again, Tom and Jules.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Very well done. Then up to 40, where we find Naomi and Bill.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38And then up to 61, but actually,
0:25:38 > 0:25:39the gap between you and Naomi and Bill
0:25:39 > 0:25:41is much closer than the gap between the others,
0:25:41 > 0:25:43so, you know, you're within touching distance.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45But, Chris, we need a low score from you
0:25:45 > 0:25:47at the beginning of the next pass.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Good luck with that. We'll come back down the line.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57OK. Let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they are.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I will read all of those again.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Chris.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Lots of fripperous pigs there.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54I'm going to go for the more serious pig
0:26:54 > 0:26:57in the form of George Orwell's.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00I'm going to say Napoleon.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Napoleon.- The boar in animal farm.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Napoleon, says Chris. Let's see if that's right.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07There's no red line for you, because you are the high-scorers.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Let's hope that's a nice low score for you, and keeps you in the game.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12How many people said Napoleon?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14It's right.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Well, 8 is our lowest score in the round so far,
0:27:19 > 0:27:20and Napoleon takes you to 18.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24You might have kept yourself in, there.
0:27:24 > 0:27:2579 is your total.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Well played, Chris, and there's all sorts of people at home, now,
0:27:29 > 0:27:33who did animal farm for GCSE going, "Finally, it's come to some use!"
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Thanks very much, Richard.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Now, Bill, you have a target now of 38.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42One of those is Babe...
0:27:44 > 0:27:46..but I don't know which one it is!
0:27:47 > 0:27:51I know some of them that it isn't, that's for sure.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Erm...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Is it the pig who was a sheepdog?
0:27:56 > 0:27:59You're going to say the pig who thinks he's a sheepdog, Babe?
0:27:59 > 0:28:01- Yeah.- Here's your red line. If you get below that with Babe,
0:28:01 > 0:28:04you are through to the next round. Is it right, though?
0:28:07 > 0:28:08- It is right.- Oh!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Oh, but 61 is its score,
0:28:12 > 0:28:14taking your total up to 101.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Still in the game, at this stage.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22It's based on The Sheep-Pig by Dick King-Smith.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Obviously, it makes the sheep do what it wants by asking politely,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27- which is rather sweet.- It's sweet.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Thank you very much, Richard.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Now, Jules...
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Jules, you're on 8.
0:28:32 > 0:28:3392 or less.
0:28:33 > 0:28:3592 or less gets you through,
0:28:35 > 0:28:37which takes a bit of pressure off.
0:28:37 > 0:28:38But if you wanted,
0:28:38 > 0:28:40you could go through that board
0:28:40 > 0:28:41and do some thinking out loud
0:28:41 > 0:28:43and fill in all our blanks.
0:28:43 > 0:28:44Name of the fairy tale -
0:28:44 > 0:28:46that's got to be Three Little Pigs.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Star of a 1995 film who embarks on a journey
0:28:48 > 0:28:51to save his family from the slaughterhouse...
0:28:51 > 0:28:52No idea.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Comical warthog...
0:28:54 > 0:28:55No idea.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Animated pig...
0:28:57 > 0:28:59Is that Peppa? Peppa the Pig?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01That's probably quite obvious, though, isn't it?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03But I think Three Little Pigs is more obvious,
0:29:03 > 0:29:05so I'm going to go for the last one, and Peppa.
0:29:05 > 0:29:06You're going to say Peppa
0:29:06 > 0:29:07- for the last one?- Yeah, yeah.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09OK, here is your red line.
0:29:11 > 0:29:12Get below that with Peppa,
0:29:12 > 0:29:15and you are into the head-to-head.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Let's see how many of our 100 people said Peppa.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21It's right, and you're through.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Very well done. HE EXHALES
0:29:24 > 0:29:2649, it's good enough.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Takes your total up to 57.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31Very well played.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32Yeah, it's now shown in
0:29:32 > 0:29:34170 countries, Peppa Pig.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Amazing. 105 of which are larger than the UK.
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Yeah!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Let's fill in these, shall we?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42The fairy tale, it was Three Little Pigs.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45- It also would have seen you through, would have scored you 61.- Really?!
0:29:45 > 0:29:47Same as Babe, yeah.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49Now, the other 1995 film,
0:29:49 > 0:29:52a slightly less successful pig, it's called Gordy.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55- Gordy was the pig there. 1 point.- Oh, yes.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57And the warthog is Pumbaa.
0:29:57 > 0:29:5922 points.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02So, at the end of our second round, I'm very sorry...
0:30:02 > 0:30:06Oh, Bill! I was convinced you were carrying off a trophy today.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07I'm sorry that you haven't.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- But...- Your faith is touching.
0:30:10 > 0:30:11- Well, yeah...- Yeah.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14You will just have to return, Bill, but it's been lovely having you,
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- and Naomi, thank you so much for coming to play.- Thank you.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19- Brilliant, brilliant contestants. - It's been a pleasure.- I'm sorry.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23But, for Chris and Martin,
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Tom and Jules, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Congratulations, Tom and Jules, Chris and Martin,
0:30:32 > 0:30:34you are now one step closer to the final,
0:30:34 > 0:30:36and a chance to play for our jackpot,
0:30:36 > 0:30:39which currently stands at £2,500.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41CHEERING
0:30:43 > 0:30:45So, to decide who goes on to play for that jackpot,
0:30:45 > 0:30:47you now go head-to-head.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Basically, the deal is you can now play as teams.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52You can chat, you can confer, before you give your answers.
0:30:52 > 0:30:55The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:31:04 > 0:31:06Here is your first question.
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Our first question concerns...
0:31:10 > 0:31:12LAUGHTER
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Breeds Of Sheep - an old Pointless favourite.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Absolutely. We're going to show you five pictures now
0:31:17 > 0:31:19of different sheep, and we need you to name the sheep,
0:31:19 > 0:31:22and we just need their first names. We don't need surnames.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25- It was a long time ago. - We need the breed, please.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28We're going to give you alternate letters of the breeds as well.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29There we are. That's not so bad.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33OK, so here are our five breeds of sheep, and we have got...
0:31:44 > 0:31:47Aw... CHUCKLING
0:31:51 > 0:31:53- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Aw. Aw, look.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00There we are - five breeds of sheep.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Now, Tom and Jules, you've been our low-scorers so far,
0:32:03 > 0:32:04so you will go first.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Feel free to confer.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09We are going to go for E, please.
0:32:09 > 0:32:10Herdwick.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Herdwick, say Tom and Jules. Herdwick.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Now then, Chris and Martin,
0:32:15 > 0:32:18do you want to talk us through the other sheep?
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Well, A is Suffolk, I would say.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22We were going to go for E.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Well, did they get it right? They said Herdwick.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26Is it Hardwick?
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Hardwick sounds...harder.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31LAUGHTER
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Have you ever heard of
0:32:33 > 0:32:34a Herdwick sheep?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36No, but Hardwick sounds
0:32:36 > 0:32:37a bit more north...
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Have you heard of a Hardwick sheep?
0:32:39 > 0:32:40- No.- No.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42LAUGHTER
0:32:42 > 0:32:45I mean, they could... If they get it wrong,
0:32:45 > 0:32:48then we win anyway with Hebridean, which, as we know, is right.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50That's true. Brilliant. Yeah, no, OK. He's right, yeah.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- So, strategically, let's go D, Hebridean.- Good strategy. Nice.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56OK, you're going to go Hebridean.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58So, we have Herdwick and we have Hebridean.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00Tom and Jules said Herdwick for E.
0:33:00 > 0:33:01Let's see if that's right,
0:33:01 > 0:33:04and let's see how many people said Herdwick.
0:33:05 > 0:33:07Look at that.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08Well done, Countryfile.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Oh!
0:33:18 > 0:33:2010 for Herdwick.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24Now, Chris and Martin, meanwhile, have gone for Hebridean for D.
0:33:24 > 0:33:27- Oh, that's a cross sheep, isn't it? Look at that!- Isn't it just?
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- Look at that!- Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hebridean.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34It's right.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Oh, 20. 20.
0:33:43 > 0:33:44Well done, Countryfilers.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Tom and Jules, after one question you are up 1-0.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Yeah, very well played.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- A is Suffolk.- Yeah.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Suffolk would have scored you
0:33:52 > 0:33:5476 points.
0:33:56 > 0:33:57- B.- B, Cheviot.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Yeah, from the Cheviot Hills.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00That would have scored you
0:34:00 > 0:34:015 points. I mean, they...
0:34:01 > 0:34:02You would not mess with
0:34:02 > 0:34:04those three, would you?
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I wouldn't mess with the lambs!
0:34:06 > 0:34:07C...
0:34:07 > 0:34:09Ryeland.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10Oh, he was great...
0:34:10 > 0:34:11- On X Factor, yeah.- Wasn't he? Yes.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13LAUGHTER
0:34:13 > 0:34:15And that was a pointless answer,
0:34:15 > 0:34:17- so very well done if you said that.- Look at that.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21Thank you very much indeed. Well, here comes your second question.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Now, Chris and Martin, you get to answer first,
0:34:22 > 0:34:25- but you have to win this to stay in the game, so best of luck.- OK.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Our second question this evening is all about...
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Annoying Pop Songs, Richard.
0:34:33 > 0:34:35We're going to play you five clips now of songs,
0:34:35 > 0:34:37all of which appeared on a BBC Three list
0:34:37 > 0:34:39of the most annoying pop songs of all time.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Can you identify the artist behind any of these songs, please?
0:34:42 > 0:34:45OK. So, let's listen to our five annoying pop songs -
0:34:45 > 0:34:47and here they are...
0:34:47 > 0:34:48We have got A.
0:34:48 > 0:34:53# Red, red wine
0:34:53 > 0:34:57# Goes to my head
0:34:59 > 0:35:04# Makes me forget that I
0:35:04 > 0:35:10# Still need her so... #
0:35:10 > 0:35:11Here's B.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14# Dancin' in the moonlight
0:35:14 > 0:35:18# Everybody's feeling warm and bright
0:35:18 > 0:35:21# It's such a fine and natural sight
0:35:21 > 0:35:28# Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight... #
0:35:31 > 0:35:32Here is C.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# You're beautiful
0:35:35 > 0:35:39# You're beautiful, it's true
0:35:39 > 0:35:43# I saw your face
0:35:43 > 0:35:46# In a crowded place
0:35:47 > 0:35:51# And I don't know what to do... #
0:35:53 > 0:35:54Here's D.
0:35:54 > 0:35:58INCOMPREHENSIBLE BABBLING
0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Wha-wha-what's going on?
0:36:07 > 0:36:09# Bing bing
0:36:13 > 0:36:15# This is the Crazy Frog... #
0:36:15 > 0:36:17And here's E.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20# And I take a deep breath and I get real high
0:36:20 > 0:36:23# And I scream from the top of my lungs
0:36:23 > 0:36:25# What's going on?
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# And I say
0:36:29 > 0:36:32# Hey, yeah, yeah
0:36:32 > 0:36:35# Hey, yeah, yeah
0:36:35 > 0:36:37# I said, hey
0:36:37 > 0:36:40# What's going on? #
0:36:40 > 0:36:42OK, there we are.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Chris and Martin.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Well, I... I've got an inkling that I know D, which is the most...
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Presumably the most obscure.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51I actually rather liked that one,
0:36:51 > 0:36:54whilst I disliked all of the others intensely.
0:36:54 > 0:36:56- LAUGHTER - Because once it gets into it,
0:36:56 > 0:36:58there's a real techno beat - it's good for driving.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01But it's a real gamble, because we only heard a snatch of it,
0:37:01 > 0:37:03and it never really got into its full swing,
0:37:03 > 0:37:05so I think maybe we shouldn't gamble on it.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Go for C, then?- Mm-hmm, yeah.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10We think that's James Blunt.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13James Blunt, say Chris and Martin.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15James Blunt.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Now then, Tom and Jules.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18- Shall I go for it?- Yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I think D is Crazy Frog.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Crazy Frog, say Tom and Jules,
0:37:23 > 0:37:27so we have James Blunt versus Crazy Frog.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Chris and Martin, you have gone for James Blunt.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Let's see if that's right.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34Let's see how many of our 100 people said James Blunt, for C.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37It's right.
0:37:40 > 0:37:4249 for James Blunt!
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Now, Tom and Jules, meanwhile, have gone for Crazy Frog, for D.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Crazy Frog.
0:37:56 > 0:37:57It is Crazy Frog.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Is it going to beat 49?
0:37:58 > 0:38:01Yes, it is - look at that! Very well done.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- By quite a margin, at 30. - Well done, mate. Well done.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Which means, Tom and Jules,
0:38:06 > 0:38:09after only two questions, you are straight through to the final, 2-0.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- Very well done.- Yeah, I also quite like that Crazy Frog song,
0:38:12 > 0:38:14- it's genuinely quite good.- Yeah.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Axel F. It was number two on the list -
0:38:16 > 0:38:18the second most annoying pop song of all time, that was.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21And Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On,
0:38:21 > 0:38:23was the most annoying, apparently.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25There you go. It wasn't my list.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Now, A was...
0:38:27 > 0:38:28Let's have a listen.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30# Red, red wine... #
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Red Red Wine by UB40.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33I think everyone knew that.
0:38:33 > 0:38:34Would have scored 33 points.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37I'm also going to say not an annoying song.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Not annoying.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40B...
0:38:40 > 0:38:41# Dancin' in the moonlight... #
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Dancing In The Moonlight by Toploader, you're quite right,
0:38:44 > 0:38:46would have been the best answer on the board as well -
0:38:46 > 0:38:4810 points for that. Again, that's not an annoying song.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49It's not an annoying song.
0:38:49 > 0:38:52- It became annoying because it was so ubiquitous.- That was the trouble.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55- It literally didn't stop for about a year.- No fault of theirs.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57- Oh, no, absolutely.- No. - It's a lovely song.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59And the final one, E.
0:38:59 > 0:39:00Oh, I know this one.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02# Take a deep breath and I get real high... #
0:39:02 > 0:39:04- Which is...- 4 Non Blondes.
0:39:04 > 0:39:074 Non Blondes, yeah, and that would have scored you 11 points.
0:39:07 > 0:39:08Oh, God, they're not lying.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- Yeah, they were not lying. - LAUGHTER
0:39:11 > 0:39:13Thank you very much, Richard.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round -
0:39:15 > 0:39:17I'm so sorry, Chris and Martin.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Nothing wrong with either of your answers, there.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22You were just... You were just pipped by Tom and Jules -
0:39:22 > 0:39:24they knew Crazy Frog. LAUGHTER
0:39:24 > 0:39:25This is where we have to say goodbye.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Chris and Martin, it's been great having you on.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28Thank you for coming to play.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Come and play again, soon. Chris and Martin.- Thank you.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:39:33 > 0:39:36But, for Tom and Jules, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Congratulations, Tom and Jules,
0:39:42 > 0:39:44you have fought off all of the competition
0:39:44 > 0:39:47and you have won our coveted Pointless trophies.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:39:55 > 0:39:56for your nominated charities.
0:39:56 > 0:39:57And at the end of today's show,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00the jackpot is standing at £2,500.
0:40:00 > 0:40:01So, there we are.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03CHEERING
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Well, what, I mean, a barnstorming performance that has been.
0:40:08 > 0:40:12Lowest scorers in the first round, with 2.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Lowest scorers in the second round, I can't remember what with,
0:40:14 > 0:40:17but Peppa Pig was the one that sticks in my mind.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18But you made it into the head-to-head -
0:40:18 > 0:40:202-0 in the head-to-head.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21Absolutely no arguing with that,
0:40:21 > 0:40:25and some very good sheep knowledge as well, on top of that. LAUGHTER
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Anything you would particularly like to see come up in this last round?
0:40:29 > 0:40:31History, for me, I think, probably. Yeah.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33I think possibly movies,
0:40:33 > 0:40:35although actually identifying individual characters
0:40:35 > 0:40:37and Oscar dates is always tricky,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39but I watch a few films, so maybe that one.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40Very, very best of luck.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- They're very specific, these things in the last round.- Yeah.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Four of them on the board.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Let's hope there's something you like the look of up there.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Today's selection reads like this...
0:40:57 > 0:40:59For me, it has to be straight for the top.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Yeah. I'm not going to argue with that, actually.
0:41:02 > 0:41:07I'm very happy to join Tom in his deliberations on Bond films.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09OK, Bond films it is.
0:41:09 > 0:41:11OK, you've played brilliantly so far during the show, gents.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Hopefully we can see a jackpot here.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16We're looking for the cast of any of the following films, please.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21So, anyone credited with appearing in the 1962 Bond film Dr No,
0:41:21 > 0:41:24the 1995 Bond film Goldeneye,
0:41:24 > 0:41:26or the 2015 Bond film Spectre, please.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28So, anyone, according to IMDB,
0:41:28 > 0:41:31credited with appearing in any of those three films.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33Very, very best of luck.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Thank you very much indeed.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers,
0:41:37 > 0:41:39and all you need to win that jackpot
0:41:39 > 0:41:41is for just one of your answers to be pointless.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43Are you ready?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45No.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Go on.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Let's put 60 seconds
0:41:48 > 0:41:49up on the clock. There they are.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Your time starts now.
0:41:51 > 0:41:52For the cast of Dr No,
0:41:52 > 0:41:54I'm struggling apart from
0:41:54 > 0:41:56the main ones, that's the problem.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Ursula Andress was in Dr No.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59- Yeah.- Who played...
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Who was the guy who played Dr No?
0:42:01 > 0:42:03- That's what I can't remember.- Erm...
0:42:03 > 0:42:04Dr Yes.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Goldeneye, I remember that Robbie Coltrane was in Goldeneye,
0:42:08 > 0:42:10- and that might be quite a... - That's a nice thought.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12But also that actress who was...
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- Grace Jones?- No, no, who was in Grosse Pointe Blank.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Do you know her name? - No.- She was in it.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20As a singer, quite a small part.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Oh, was it... Goldie in it?
0:42:22 > 0:42:25No, but I'll definitely go for Robbie Coltrane.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Cast of Spectre, even though I've seen it very recently...- Yes.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- Oh, who's the guy, who's the guy? Who's the kind of...- Christoph...
0:42:32 > 0:42:34There's Christoph Waltz.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35- Ralph Fiennes.- Yeah.
0:42:35 > 0:42:36Christoph Waltz.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Andrew... That was the other M.
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Who was the Q guy? The...
0:42:40 > 0:42:42- The genius.- Ben Whishaw.
0:42:43 > 0:42:44OK. Whishaw...
0:42:45 > 0:42:47Coltrane and...
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- Christoph Waltz would be... - What's her name?
0:42:51 > 0:42:53OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Monica Bellucci. - I now need your three...answers!
0:42:56 > 0:42:59What about that?! What are your three answers going to be?
0:42:59 > 0:43:01For Spectre, Monica Bellucci.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02Monica Bellucci.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05For Goldeneye, Robbie Coltrane.
0:43:05 > 0:43:08- Robbie Coltrane.- Shall we go for...
0:43:08 > 0:43:09- Ben...- Ben Whishaw.
0:43:09 > 0:43:10And Ben Whishaw for Spectre.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- I think Robbie Coltrane. - Robbie Coltrane will put last.
0:43:17 > 0:43:18Least likely to be pointless?
0:43:18 > 0:43:21I'm not expecting a zero out of any of these, actually.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Erm... Probably Ben Whishaw.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Ben Whishaw we'll put first, then Monica Bellucci in the middle.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26And here they are.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30We've got Ben Whishaw, we've got Monica Bellucci,
0:43:30 > 0:43:32and we have got Robbie Coltrane.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Well, very, very best of luck.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Three excellent answers there.
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Now, to win the jackpot, obviously, one of these has to be pointless.
0:43:39 > 0:43:42If you were to win the jackpot - any of these could do it for you -
0:43:42 > 0:43:45it would be £2,500 for your charities.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Who are you playing for? Tom.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49I'm playing for the Whitley Fund For Nature,
0:43:49 > 0:43:52which is an organisation that sponsors
0:43:52 > 0:43:54conservation projects around the world.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Always very much kind of locally led,
0:43:56 > 0:43:58but some really, really good work.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01I've met some of those involved - great people, great project.
0:44:01 > 0:44:02Excellent. Jules, how about you?
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Well, last year I became president
0:44:04 > 0:44:08of the Campaign For The Protection Of Rural Wales, CPRW.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10It's quite an old charity, been going since 1928,
0:44:10 > 0:44:12representing the landscapes of Wales
0:44:12 > 0:44:15and, perhaps more importantly, the communities that live within it,
0:44:15 > 0:44:17so that's who I'm doing it for.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Fantastic. Two brilliant charities there.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21APPLAUSE
0:44:21 > 0:44:23Fingers crossed one of these brilliant answers
0:44:23 > 0:44:26will win that jackpot for you to share between those charities.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Now, your first answer was Ben Whishaw.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31In this case, we were looking for cast members
0:44:31 > 0:44:33from the Bond film Spectre.
0:44:33 > 0:44:38If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41How many of our 100 people said Ben Whishaw?
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Nobody, by the looks of it!
0:44:45 > 0:44:47Well, it is right. Phew.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50It now just has to go all the way down to zero,
0:44:50 > 0:44:52and then will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Down Ben Whishaw goes, through the teens!
0:44:54 > 0:44:56Into single figures, still going down.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Down it goes to 4. 4 for Ben Whishaw.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00APPLAUSE
0:45:02 > 0:45:03That's a good score.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07In any other round of Pointless, you'd be thrilled with four.
0:45:07 > 0:45:11Annoyingly, in this last round, we only take pointless answers.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14So we move onto your next answer, which is Monica Bellucci.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Again, in this case, we were looking for cast members
0:45:17 > 0:45:18from the film Spectre.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Monica Bellucci - if this is right, and if it is pointless,
0:45:20 > 0:45:23it will win you £2,500 for your charities.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25How many people said Monica Bellucci?
0:45:27 > 0:45:28It's right.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30Now, Ben Whishaw, your first answer,
0:45:30 > 0:45:33a regular character in Bond, took us all the way down to four.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36Monica Bellucci, at the last minute you remembered her -
0:45:36 > 0:45:38down we go, through the teens...
0:45:38 > 0:45:40Single figures, down it goes...
0:45:40 > 0:45:41We're down to 2.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43APPLAUSE
0:45:46 > 0:45:48In sequence - sequentially,
0:45:48 > 0:45:504, 2...
0:45:50 > 0:45:53We know what the next number should be in that sequence, don't we?
0:45:53 > 0:45:54Yeah, 1
0:45:54 > 0:45:56LAUGHTER
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Oh, yes, I see what you mean.
0:45:58 > 0:45:59Yes.
0:45:59 > 0:46:00Yes.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Yes...
0:46:02 > 0:46:03Well, fingers crossed.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05LAUGHTER
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Your last answer is Robbie Coltrane.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09In this case, we were looking for cast members
0:46:09 > 0:46:11from the James Bond film Goldeneye.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Has to be right, which we're pretty sure it will be.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16If it is pointless, you will win £2,500 for your charities.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19Very, very best of luck. How many people said Robbie Coltrane?
0:46:23 > 0:46:25OK, there we are. It's right.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Ben Whishaw took us down to 4.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29Monica Bellucci took us down to 2.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32Robbie Coltrane taking us through the teens, into single figures,
0:46:32 > 0:46:34- Down it goes, still going... - Down, down, down!
0:46:34 > 0:46:37CHEERING
0:46:38 > 0:46:40- Absolutely superb. - Thank you very much.
0:46:40 > 0:46:43- Very, very well done.- Unbelievable!
0:46:45 > 0:46:48- Thanks, mate. Superb!- Fantastic.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51Well, that, I have to say, is a fitting end to the show.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53You've been astonishingly good the whole way through,
0:46:53 > 0:46:56and there you are, rounding it all off - and very sweetly as well.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58You made it your last answer - just perfect!
0:46:58 > 0:47:00Robbie Coltrane was a pointless answer,
0:47:00 > 0:47:03which means you win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- Thank you very much.- Thank you. - Very, very well done indeed.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07APPLAUSE
0:47:11 > 0:47:12Unbelievable.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Well, that's a lovely end to a lovely show, gents -
0:47:14 > 0:47:16very well played. Thank you so much.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17The actress you were talking about
0:47:17 > 0:47:20- and trying to bring to mind was Minnie Driver.- Minnie Driver!
0:47:20 > 0:47:22- Who was also a pointless answer.- Ah...
0:47:22 > 0:47:24That would have been a lovely score.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26Now, let's take a look at some of these.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27Cast of Dr No, we'll start with that.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Anthony Dawson was a pointless answer.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34Jack Lord, who of course went on to Hawaii Five-O, was pointless.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Lois Maxwell, who plays Miss Moneypenny in many films,
0:47:36 > 0:47:37was a pointless answer.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Peter Burton, who played the Quartermaster,
0:47:39 > 0:47:41the character who went on to be Q.
0:47:41 > 0:47:42Dr No was played by Joseph Wiseman.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Would have scored you one point.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46In fact, only four actors would have scored you points -
0:47:46 > 0:47:49Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Bernard Lee and Joseph Wiseman.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Everyone else pointless.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Now, the cast of Goldeneye.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57Again, some famous names here. Joe Don Baker, the American actor.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Minnie Driver. Samantha Bond, a pointless answer -
0:47:59 > 0:48:01another Moneypenny. And Robbie Coltrane.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05Now, Spectre was the hardest one to get pointless answers on, actually.
0:48:05 > 0:48:07None of the big actors would have been pointless.
0:48:07 > 0:48:11Brigitte Millar, Ian Bonar, Jesper Christensen and Marc Zinga -
0:48:11 > 0:48:12all of those pointless answers.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Very well done if you got any of those at home,
0:48:14 > 0:48:17and congratulations in the studio. What a performance.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19APPLAUSE
0:48:20 > 0:48:23Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Tom and Jules,
0:48:23 > 0:48:26who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- Very well done, gents.- Thank you.
0:48:28 > 0:48:30Thank you very much.
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:33 > 0:48:35- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37..and it's goodbye from me.
0:48:37 > 0:48:38Goodbye.