0:00:19 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome
0:00:27 > 0:00:30to this special '70s edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33the show that makes big winners out of the lowest scorers.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41And couple number one.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Hello, I'm Jacqueline and I played Servalan -
0:00:45 > 0:00:51rather well, I must admit - in the BBC series Blake's 7.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56Hello, I'm Michael Keating and I played Vila in Blake's 7.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Not too badly.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Couple number two.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Hello, I'm Babs and I'm from the dance group Pan's People.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- And this...? - Hello, I'm Dee Dee
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and I danced with Pan's People on Top Of The Pops.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Couple number three. - Yeah, hello, everybody.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I'm Sandra Stevens from the group Brotherhood Of Man
0:01:21 > 0:01:25and this is my husband, Martin.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hi, I'm Martin Lee, member of Brotherhood Of Man -
0:01:27 > 0:01:32surprise surprise - and this is my wife, Sandra.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33There we are.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And finally, couple number four.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- My name's Alan Mullery, I used to play football a bit.- Wow!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Hello, my name's John Conteh and I used to be a boxer.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Thanks very much, all of you. Wonderful to have you here.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54We'll get to chat to each of you a bit more throughout the show.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59He's all flared up and that's just his trousers.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Hiya. Hello, everybody.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Nice to see you this evening.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Good evening to you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Good evening. - Oh, I'm so looking forward to this.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Before every show, we do a little walk, we go and say hello
0:02:13 > 0:02:17to everyone. Maybe one of the nicest bunches of people we've ever had
0:02:17 > 0:02:19to do a walk with. They're all lovely.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Just lovely.- You know, it's going to be awful knocking any of you out.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I was just going to say, shall we just do a really long round one
0:02:26 > 0:02:28and then just award it on points at the end?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Everyone can win. That'd be nice.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33We've only got one person who's ever been on before, that's Martin.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35He got through to the head-to-head
0:02:35 > 0:02:37with Sonia on our Eurovision special.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- So he's got form, which is good. - Yeah.- I'm a Fulham fan, I'm afraid.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46We quite often have Fulham players on. Third time we've ever had
0:02:46 > 0:02:48a Fulham player on. But, Alan, they haven't done very well thus far.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I'm going to be honest with you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52For the sake of Fulham, we need you to go all the way. Alan,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I think you're the first England player ever to be sent off?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- Thanks very much(!) - No worries.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00LAUGHTER
0:03:00 > 0:03:02At the end of the show, one of our pairs will be singing for us.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And even better news - it's not Alan and John.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08LAUGHTER
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13All of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Our contestants are looking for those all-important
0:03:16 > 0:03:19pointless answers. These are answers that none of our 100 people were
0:03:19 > 0:03:23able to give. Find one of those and we'll add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27each of our lovely celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32We're going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Just to remind you - the pair with the highest score at the end
0:03:45 > 0:03:48of each round will be eliminated. It's the highest score,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51so try and keep your scores as low as you possibly can, and remember,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53no conferring for the first two rounds.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Very best of luck. Our first category this evening is...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Football. What about that?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01LAUGHTER
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Six people not very happy with that. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:04:04 > 0:04:08who's going to go first and who's going to go second?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17OK. Well, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many
0:04:22 > 0:04:27English football teams with fewer than 13 letters in their name as they could.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29English football teams with fewer than 13 letters in their name.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31That's not so bad. Richard.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Yes, even better, it's football and maths. We are looking for the names
0:04:35 > 0:04:39of any English football team in the top four divisions in 2015/2016,
0:04:39 > 0:04:43any team in those four divisions whose names have 12 letters
0:04:43 > 0:04:47or fewer, please. The full names of the clubs that have 12 letters
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- or fewer, please. Very best of luck. - Thank you very much, Richard.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Michael, a very warm welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58You were saying that this studio reminded you of the Blake's 7 sets?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Absolutely.- Except it's better. - It's a bit sturdier, isn't it?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- It's firmer.- Michael, of course, obviously, Blake's 7,
0:05:05 > 0:05:08but more recent viewers will know you as the Reverend Stevens
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- from EastEnders.- In EastEnders, yes.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- That's fun.- I do that occasionally.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17So as soon as anyone carks it all gets married or gets christened...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- That's right.- ..you get the call-up? - Yes, indeed.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Or they need a bit of counselling.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Michael, what would you like to go for?
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Aston Villa.- Aston Villa... - Yes.- ..says Michael. Aston Villa.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Let's see how many of our 100 people said Aston Villa.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36It's right.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42There we are, 31. Not bad, Michael, not bad at all.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Good start to the round. 31 for Aston Villa.- Well played, Michael.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Scary on that first podium, isn't it?- It is.- Yeah.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Ten letters in Aston Villa.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54At the time of recording, they are in the Premier League.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58But that is very much at time of recording, I'm afraid.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I thought you were saying there were ten letters in their name
0:06:00 > 0:06:03at time of recording. We might be altering that!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05They might officially change their name to "Aston Villa 0",
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- in which case it'd be 11. - LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Thanks very much, Richard. Dee Dee, a very warm welcome to Pointless.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Wonderful to have you here. - Thank you.- Pan's People, I mean,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17what an extraordinary phenomenon that was.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- It was.- When did it start, Pan's People?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, dare I say, we actually started in 1966.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25And then right through the '70s.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Absolutely. We were on Top Of The Pops for ten years, basically.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29We met everybody.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32The only people we didn't meet were Elvis and Frank Sinatra,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35he wasn't our era, but The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who,
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Elton John.- Do you have a favourite person?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Stevie Wonder. - Oh!- Wow.- Incredible.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yes, definitely Stevie Wonder.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Now, Dee Dee, football clubs, what would you like to go for?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, because I used to go up there all the time and my children went to
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- school there, Wimbledon.- Wimbledon, says Dee Dee. Let's see if that's
0:06:53 > 0:06:56right and how many of our 100 people said it. Wimbledon.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's right. 31 is our only score at this point, for Aston Villa.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Wimbledon passes 31.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Oh, look how it passes 31.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Down to 5!
0:07:11 > 0:07:155 for Wimbledon, fabulous.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Very good work, Dee Dee, Wimbledon or AFC Wimbledon,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19that's a terrific answer.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Thank you very much, Richard.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Martin. Martin, welcome back.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28- Thank you.- 1976 was just a great champagne year for you, wasn't it?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Absolutely.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33So we had Save All Your Kisses. Did you write Save All Your Kisses?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Yes.- Because I know you...
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Lily and I wrote most of the songs.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39But they were tremendous.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41What are you up to at the moment?
0:07:41 > 0:07:46We're still touring. We're in our 44th year at the moment together.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Just seems to go on for ever.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Well, long may it and there's a rumour you might perform for us
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- at the end of the show? - Well, what do you think?
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Well, I think if the audience want us to, I think we will do that.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, that will be nice.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Fabulous. That's something to look forward to. Martin, what would you
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- like to go for? - I'm going to go West Ham.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17OK, West Ham, says Martin. West Ham, let's see if it's right.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Let's see how many of our 100 people said West Ham.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Oh, is it West Ham United?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh. Oh, Martin.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Never mind, don't worry.- Yeah, West Ham United, I'm afraid,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36so 13 letters.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, Martin, I'm sorry about that.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Alan, very warm welcome to you, lovely to have you with us.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You signed to Fulham aged 15, I think, is that right?
0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Yes, when I left school. - What was it like then?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What were your duties as a 15-year-old?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51My first job in football at Fulham was to kill rats.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Wow, so that was your apprenticeship?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- I passed my apprenticeship, just like that.- Just with rats.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Just with rats.- And when did you play your first game?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00When I was 17 years of age.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Wow, several rats later, I should think.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Yes.- And football has just changed so entirely since then.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Some would say for the better. Personally, I don't think so.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13I think there's far too much money in the game now.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Well, their pest control leaves a lot to be desired these days.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Yeah.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Alan, what would you like to go for?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'd like to go for Walsall.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Walsall. Walsall, says Alan.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28A murmur of appreciation there.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31We all like Walsall. Let's see how many of our 100 said Walsall.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37There we are, well, it's right, 100 was our high score,
0:09:37 > 0:09:39you passed that a while ago.
0:09:39 > 0:09:425 is our lowest. Where will we end up?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Look at that, very well done indeed, Alan.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Fittingly, our lowest score of the round so far, 3 for Walsall.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Best answer yet, Alan, very well played, League One Walsall,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- seven letters.- Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round
0:09:56 > 0:09:58so let's take a look at those scores.
0:09:58 > 0:10:013, Alan, the best score of that pass, very well done indeed,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04then up from 3 to 5, where we find Dee Dee and Babs,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07then up to 31, Michael and Jacqueline,
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- and Martin and Sandra on 100. Now, Sandra.- Yes.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14We've had a lesson now. Poor Martin has taught us all.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Yes.- Remember the full name. We're going to come back down the line.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26OK, John. A very, very warm welcome to you,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28great to have you here on Pointless.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Now, you were given some fabulous advice, weren't you,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33early on in your career by another boxer?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I can't remember who it was.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Muhammad Ali.- That's the one, yes, that's the one.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- What was that?- He told me to drop down to light heavyweight.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44At the time I was campaigning as a heavyweight.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Best advice you were ever given?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50It was, I dropped down and I done well at light heavy then.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54I like "done well" - you did better than just well, John, to be fair.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56One of the greatest boxers Britain ever produced.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Are you still involved in the sport, then?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02No, I'm not involved in it, but I go to a few fights.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Yeah, right. OK, now, John, you're on 3,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07fabulous low score from Alan in the first pass.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09The high score was Martin and Sandra on 100.
0:11:09 > 0:11:15So 96 or less definitely keeps you in the game.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Chester.- Chester, says John. Chester.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21There is your red line, John, if you can get below that with Chester
0:11:21 > 0:11:22you are through to round two.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said Chester.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oh.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36There we are, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, John,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39scores you 100 points and takes your total up to 103.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Sorry, John, they're no longer in the top four leagues, I'm afraid.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45There we are. Thank you, Richard.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Sandra, back in the game, look at that.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52You have to score 2 or less, that's all you have to do, 2 or less.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Not much pressure, is there(?)
0:11:54 > 0:11:59There will be plenty that will be 2 or less, I'm sure, out there,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01but welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03So how did Brotherhood Of Man come about?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05What were you doing before that?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Before that, well, I personally was singing with big bands,
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Martin happened to see me with Joe Loss and, erm...
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- he recommended me for the group. - Then Eurovision happened.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18How long had you been together before Eurovision?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- About four or five years. - But that suddenly exploded it
0:12:21 > 0:12:24and then millions of records sold.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Our lives just shot off, Alexander. We were all over the world.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32It was the most wonderful time of our lives, I've got to say.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Now, Sandra, we need a score of 2 or less from you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- 2 or less, 2 or less. - Well, very difficult.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Because I'm from Leeds...
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I'll say Leeds United.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Leeds United, says Sandra.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hopefully I've got that many letters...
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Here comes your red line.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53You have to get below that red Line - sorry, there it is.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58If you get below that you are through to round two
0:12:58 > 0:13:02with Leeds United, let's see if you can do it. Best of luck.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ooh!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- It's right.- Oh.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Come on, come on, come on.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Still going. Oh, no!
0:13:11 > 0:13:1327.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Good one, though.- Yeah.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19127 is your total, you're still in the game.
0:13:19 > 0:13:2111 letters there, very well done.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's so interesting, you can tell that Alan and John are sportspeople
0:13:23 > 0:13:25cos they knew what you had to score.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27As soon as you said Leeds United, they were like,
0:13:27 > 0:13:29"Fine. We're all right."
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Put them up, put them up!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Thanks very much. Now, Babs, a very warm welcome to Pointless.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Hello.- Great to have you here.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I mean, your career has taken you in the most extraordinary different
0:13:40 > 0:13:41directions, hasn't it?
0:13:41 > 0:13:46I've had quite a few eclectic experiences, it's true.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48My husband and I, we are ambassadors,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51amongst the ambassadors for the Prince's Trust,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54celebrating their 40th anniversary this year.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Dee Dee and I have collaborated on Pan's People: Our Story.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01We were finally brought in to tell our story of what it was like
0:14:01 > 0:14:03during the '60s and '70s.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Yeah.- Which was huge fun.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I've had lots and lots of wonderful adventures.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10You have. You've been to the Himalayas, been up to Everest.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I've sailed around the world.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I've been to North and South Poles.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15In your miniskirt.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18In my miniskirt. Oh, and talking about the polar regions,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I did love your series.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Oh, thank you.- And I have your book, which I hope you will sign.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24I'd be delighted to.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Thank you. This is called bribery.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29LAUGHTER
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I've got great news for you, Babs. On the back of that, you're through
0:14:32 > 0:14:36to the next round. Doesn't matter what you score.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Oh, yes!- You're through. - We might even do a little dance.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I'd be upset if you didn't.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43It doesn't matter what you score, but I bet you've got a good answer.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- So I shall say Chelsea. - Chelsea, says Babs.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Let's see if that's right. No red line cos you're already through.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Let's see how many of our 100 people said Chelsea.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55(Doesn't matter.)
0:14:58 > 0:14:59- Not bad. 57.- It's not bad.
0:14:59 > 0:15:0457. 62 is your total, you are through.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Very well played, yes, seven letters for Chelsea.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Thank you, Richard.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Jacqueline. Now, Servalan - oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16She was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Do you find there are people who are still, when they see you, go...
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yes.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24LAUGHTER
0:15:24 > 0:15:27That other sci-fi programme, I've forgotten its name,
0:15:27 > 0:15:29has made a huge comeback.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- Yes.- People must be talking all the time about Blake's 7.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Will there be a remake?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36They've been talking about that for years, haven't they, Michael,
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- for years?- Yeah.- And I think it's something to do with the rights.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Oh, really?- Yes.- Oh, it's too complicated to resuscitate.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- What a shame.- I know.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48A huge shame. Now, talking of that other famous sci-fi series,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I can't remember what its name is, you've been doing,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53you and John Hurt have been doing audio books for Doctor Who.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Yes.- That's fun. How long have you been doing it for?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57How many have you done?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Oh, two lots' worth.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Yeah, OK.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03About eight CDs.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Excellent. Four to a lot.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- I think so.- Maths!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09LAUGHTER
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- That must be enormous fun. - Oh, it's great fun.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I mean, John Hurt. - He's one of my best mates,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16so working with him was just divine.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Now, Jacqueline.- Yes, darling.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22You're on 31. The high scorers on 127 are Sandra and Martin.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24What would you like to go for?
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Well, it's not my strongest subject, so I'll go for Arsenal.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- Arsenal.- Yes.- Arsenal, says Jacqueline.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36Arsenal. Sandra and Martin were hoping to be helped out of a hole.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I'm not sure Arsenal is quite the lifeline they were looking for,
0:16:40 > 0:16:41but let's see. Arsenal.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43There is your red line, appropriately red.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Let's see if you get below it.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47If you can with Arsenal, you are into round two.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53It's right and you're through. Very well done.
0:16:53 > 0:16:5774. 74 for Arsenal, taking your total up to 105,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00seeing you comfortably into round two, very well done.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Very well done, safely through. The last two answers we had,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Chelsea and Arsenal, they are the two biggest scorers of any of
0:17:05 > 0:17:07the scores out there, followed by Liverpool with 57
0:17:07 > 0:17:09and Everton with 37,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12but it's the smaller answers that we're most interested in.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'll give you some of the 1-pointers.
0:17:14 > 0:17:191 point for Leyton Orient, Crawley Town, Swindon Town, Oxford United,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Barnet, Notts County,
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Burton Albion and Chesterfield. But there's three pointless answers,
0:17:24 > 0:17:27only three in the whole league that were pointless answers.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30And they were...
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Port Vale, Stevenage,
0:17:32 > 0:17:34who used to be Stevenage Borough which is why they did well,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37and Brentford. That's a shame, Alan, to see Brentford getting nothing
0:17:37 > 0:17:39at all, isn't it? There it is.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Very, very well done if you said any of those.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46So at the end of our first round the pair we have to say goodbye to,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'm so sorry, Sandra and Martin.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51But please will you still sing for us at the end of the show?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- Absolutely.- It gives you a bit more time to get prepared.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Absolutely, can we just say, it's been absolutely great?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I've loved it. It was just a bad subject for me.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00A good subject for you.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03LAUGHTER
0:18:03 > 0:18:05And it's been really a lovely experience.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Lovely to meet you.- Lovely to have you on as well, thank you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Come and play again, Sandra and Martin.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13APPLAUSE
0:18:13 > 0:18:17But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for round two.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25We knew it was going to happen, it doesn't make it any easier.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28We're now down to three pairs, I'm afraid. Worse still, at the end
0:18:28 > 0:18:30of this round we're going to have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Very best of luck to all three pairs for the next round.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Our category for round two this evening is Literature.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41It's Literature. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go
0:18:41 > 0:18:43first, who's going to go second? And whoever's going first,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45please step up to the podium.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52OK, and the question concerns...
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Fictional Friendships. Fictional Friendships, Richard.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59On each board we're going to show you six pairs of fictional friends
0:18:59 > 0:19:02and the year in which they first appeared as well.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You just need to tell us the authors who created these fictional friends.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Six on the first board, six on the second board,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- 12 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.- Thanks very much.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13So we're looking for the authors who created these fictional friendships,
0:19:13 > 0:19:17and here's our first board of six. We have...
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I'm going to read all of those again.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59There we are. Jacqueline, we come to you first.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01OK.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05I'll go for Jay Gatsby and Nick Carraway, F Scott Fitzgerald.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07F Scott Fitzgerald, says Jacqueline.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Let's see how many of our 100 people went for F Scott Fitzgerald.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15It's right.
0:20:20 > 0:20:2322, not bad at all.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Not bad at all, Jacqueline, 22
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- for F Scott Fitzgerald.- Well played, Jacqueline, from The Great Gatsby,
0:20:28 > 0:20:30of course, a wonderful novel.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Now then, Babs.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I'm afraid my mind has just frozen.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42I know I can see, and I've got some of the books on my library shelf
0:20:42 > 0:20:46at home. I can't even think of an answer.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Mickey Mouse. - For which one?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50All of them.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52LAUGHTER
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Oh, Babs, for that alone you deserve to stay.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Mickey Mouse. Shall we go for the top one, Mickey Mouse, shall we say?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Yes.- OK, Mickey Mouse, says Babs.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03They're going to laugh at me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05No-one's going to laugh at you, Babs.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Let's see what happens when we say Mickey Mouse.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Oh, I'm sorry, Babs. I'm so sorry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Can I do a little dance instead? - Oh, please.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20You're by no means the first and you certainly won't be the last person
0:21:20 > 0:21:22to have had some mind freeze.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Sorry, Babs, not Mickey Mouse, I'm afraid.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Unfortunately published under the name Michael Mouse,
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- so we can't accept Mickey. - LAUGHTER
0:21:30 > 0:21:31I'm sorry, that is tough.
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Isn't that tough? Now, John, you're the last person to have this board.
0:21:36 > 0:21:41I think the first one I know is AA Milne.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Is that the one you want to go for?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Yes.- OK, you're going to go for AA Milne.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48John says AA Milne for Christopher Robin and Winnie-the-Pooh.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said AA Milne.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54It's right.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58And look at that,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01down it goes to 39 for AA Milne, very well done indeed, John.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Very well played, John, no mucking about there at all.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Let's take you through the rest of this board.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I think you know the Russian one there, the second one, don't you?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- War And Peace. - And who is the author?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Tolstoy.- Tolstoy is exactly right. - I should have said that.- Tolstoy,
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- it would have scored you 16 points as well.- Oh, no.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Would have been a terrific answer. - My favourite book of all time.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Harry Potter and Hermione Granger? - JK Rowling.- JK Rowling.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- 67. Mowgli and Baloo? - Rudyard Kipling.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Yes, Rudyard Kipling. - Yes, of course.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Vladimir and Estragon? - Samuel Beckett.- Samuel Beckett.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36And that would have scored 3 points, that's the best answer up there.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Thank you, Richard.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:40 > 0:22:4322 the lowest score of the pass, Jacqueline, very well done to you,
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Jacqueline and Michael. Then up to 39, John and Alan, very well done.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Babs and Dee Dee, oh, I'm sorry. The round is not over yet
0:22:50 > 0:22:53so anything could happen on the next pass, so best of luck.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Dee Dee, we need a nice low score from you.- No pressure, no pressure!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Maybe it'll keep you in the game. We're going to come back down
0:22:59 > 0:23:01the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08OK, let's put six more questions up on the board and here they come.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09We've got...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I'm going to read all of those again.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Alan, we come to you.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Now, you want to be scoring 60 or less to be sure of your place
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- in the head-to-head. - I shall say...
0:23:51 > 0:23:54the bottom, Hamlet and Horatio,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- William Shakespeare. - William Shakespeare, says Alan,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00for Hamlet and Horatio. Let's see how many of our 100 people
0:24:00 > 0:24:02said that. There is your red line.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05It's right.
0:24:08 > 0:24:0961.
0:24:09 > 0:24:1461 for Hamlet. Takes your total up to 100.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- It's exciting.- Isn't it?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Only 61 for Shakespeare as well...
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Surprising. - ..from our 100.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Dee Dee, what we need from you now
0:24:22 > 0:24:24is a pointless answer and I don't know if there are any on that board,
0:24:24 > 0:24:28but it would be wonderful if there were one and you could find it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32I know Dean Moriarty and I can't remember the name of the author.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I think I'm going to go for Frodo Baggins, which is Tolkien.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39OK, Tolkien, says Dee Dee. It has to be a pointless answer.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Then you'll tie with Alan and John, but we shall see.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Let's see what happens with Tolkien. Tolkien. 61 for Shakespeare,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49let's see how far down the column you get with Tolkien.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, 50.
0:24:58 > 0:25:0150 takes your total up to 150.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Yeah, Tolkien spent 12 years writing The Lord Of The Rings.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I spent nearly 12 years reading it, so there we are.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Thank you very much indeed.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Now, Michael, I have glad tidings.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18You are through to the next round, it does not matter what you score.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23Well, I know the top one, having been on the Mississippi.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn is by Mark Twain.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Let's see, Mark Twain. No red line, you're already through,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32but let's see how many of our 100 people got Mark Twain.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36It's right.
0:25:39 > 0:25:4337 for Mark Twain, very well done indeed. 59 is your total.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Well played, Michael. Actors and writers are always
0:25:48 > 0:25:50very good on rounds like this.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Jane Eyre and Helen Burns?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Oh, it's Bronte, obviously.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Charlotte Bronte.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Would have scored you 24. Peter Pan and Wendy Darling?
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Is Barrie, JM Barrie.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah, Barrie from next door.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03- Yeah. Yeah.- 34.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05And Sal Paradise and Dean Moriarty.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- That is Jack Kerouac.- Jack Kerouac, from On The Road, yes,
0:26:08 > 0:26:102 points for that.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Very well done if you said that. - Thank you very much, Richard.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Dee Dee and Babs, this is where we have to say goodbye to you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- Far too soon.- Never mind. - Far too soon.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21It has been huge fun to meet you, thank you.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23- Thank you very much. - Please come back and play again,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26lovely to have you on, Dee Dee and Babs.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30But for Michael and Jacqueline and John and Alan it's now time
0:26:30 > 0:26:32for our head-to-head.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Well, congratulations, Michael and Jacqueline, John and Alan,
0:26:39 > 0:26:42we are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play
0:26:42 > 0:26:47for that jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54We've reached the point where we have to decide who goes through
0:26:54 > 0:26:57to play for that jackpot and we do that by making you go head-to-head,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00but the big difference at this point is you're allowed to play as a team.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03You can chat before you give your answers, which makes a huge difference.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Let's play the head-to-head.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Here is your first question, and it concerns...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21LAUGHTER
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Famous Dicks.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32I don't know what everyone's laughing about.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36I'm simply about to show you five photographs...
0:27:36 > 0:27:39LAUGHTER
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Trying to make a television show here, guys.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I'm going to show you five photographs of famous people
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- called Dick. - Yeah.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50You need to tell us who they are, please, and very, very best of luck.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Thanks very much indeed.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Let's reveal our five Dicks, and here they are.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17There we are, five Dicks.
0:28:17 > 0:28:20Now then, Michael and Jacqueline, you've been our low scorers,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22so you will go first.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Feel free to confer.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26A is Dick Cheney.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Dick Cheney, say Michael and Jacqueline.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Dick Cheney. Now, John and Alan,
0:28:31 > 0:28:34do you fancy talking us through those other Dicks?
0:28:34 > 0:28:38- Dick Emery. - B is Dick Emery.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40C is Dick Van Dyke.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43I don't know D, and I don't know E.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45We'll go for Dick Van Dyke.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49You're going to go for Dick Van Dyke, for C. C, Dick Van Dyke.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51So Dick Cheney and Dick Van Dyke.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Now, Michael and Jacqueline said Dick Cheney for A,
0:28:53 > 0:28:56let's see how many of our 100 people got that.
0:29:05 > 0:29:0720.
0:29:09 > 0:29:10Very well done indeed.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15John and Alan, meanwhile, have gone for Dick Van Dyke, for C.
0:29:15 > 0:29:20Let's see if that is right and let's see how many of our 100 people said Dick Van Dyke.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24It's right.
0:29:25 > 0:29:2767 for Dick Van Dyke.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Very well done indeed, Michael and Jacqueline,
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Dick Cheney wins you the first question.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34After one question it's 1-0 to you.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37Very well played. You are right about B, that is Dick Emery,
0:29:37 > 0:29:40and Dick Emery would have scored you 64 points. A big score, isn't it?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- E is Dick Strawbridge. He's been on the show, hasn't he?- Mm-hm.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47He would have scored you 10. Now, D, for our sports people,
0:29:47 > 0:29:50he was a field athlete, completely changed his sport
0:29:50 > 0:29:55by changing the technique and it was Dick Fosbury. Dick Fosbury.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Of the Fosbury Flop.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59A pointless answer, very well done if you said that.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Thank you very much indeed, Richard, so here comes your second question.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04John and Alan, you get to answer this one first.
0:30:04 > 0:30:07But you have to win it to stay in the game, so best of luck.
0:30:07 > 0:30:12Our second question this evening is all about Christmas Number Ones.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Christmas Number Ones, Richard. - We're going to play you five clips
0:30:15 > 0:30:18of songs that have been Christmas number ones. We need you to tell us
0:30:18 > 0:30:21the artist who recorded each of these songs, please.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Thanks very much indeed, so who are the artists who had hits with these
0:30:24 > 0:30:26Christmas number ones?
0:30:26 > 0:30:28We have got A.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33# You can hear the hoofbeats pound
0:30:33 > 0:30:36# As they raced across the ground
0:30:36 > 0:30:38# And the clatter of the wheels
0:30:38 > 0:30:40# As they spun round and round
0:30:40 > 0:30:42# And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest
0:30:42 > 0:30:44# His name was Ernie
0:30:44 > 0:30:48# And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west... #
0:30:48 > 0:30:49Here's B.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52# Long time ago
0:30:52 > 0:30:54# In Bethlehem
0:30:55 > 0:30:59# So the Holy Bible say
0:31:01 > 0:31:06# Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ
0:31:06 > 0:31:10# Was born on Christmas Day... #
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Here's C.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17# And if we're only here once
0:31:17 > 0:31:19# I wanna live with
0:31:19 > 0:31:23# You got something I need
0:31:23 > 0:31:26# In this world full of people
0:31:26 > 0:31:28# There's one loving me
0:31:28 > 0:31:31# And if we're only here once
0:31:31 > 0:31:36# I wanna live with you... #
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Here's D.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43# Oh, don't leave me alone like this
0:31:43 > 0:31:45# Don't you say it's the final kiss
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- # Stay now - Won't you stay another day
0:31:49 > 0:31:51# Stay now, stay now... #
0:31:54 > 0:31:55And here's E.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05# It's Christmas-time
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# There's no need to be afraid
0:32:11 > 0:32:13# At Christmas-time
0:32:13 > 0:32:17# We let in light and we banish shade... #
0:32:19 > 0:32:22So we want to know who had hits with those songs.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25John and Alan, you will go first.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29We'll go for B, Harry Belafonte.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32B, Harry Belafonte. B, Harry Belafonte.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Now, Michael and Jacqueline, what would you like to go for?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38- A.- Benny Hill.- Benny Hill.
0:32:38 > 0:32:39A, Benny Hill,
0:32:39 > 0:32:41so we have Harry Belafonte and we have Benny Hill.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44John and Alan said Harry Belafonte for B.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47Let's see if that's right, let's see how money people said it.
0:32:50 > 0:32:51It is Harry Belafonte.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57That's a good answer, very well done indeed.
0:32:57 > 0:32:5916 for Harry Belafonte.
0:33:03 > 0:33:07Michael and Jacqueline, meanwhile, have gone for Benny Hill for A,
0:33:07 > 0:33:10let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Benny Hill.
0:33:13 > 0:33:14It's right.
0:33:16 > 0:33:1759.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20Well done, John and Alan, that's exactly what you needed to do,
0:33:20 > 0:33:23you're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Harry Belafonte is the best answer on the board as well,
0:33:25 > 0:33:28so well played, gents, nothing you could have done about that.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31Let's take a listen to the other three we haven't got, so C.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34# And if we're only here once... #
0:33:34 > 0:33:36This was number one in 2014,
0:33:36 > 0:33:38another one of the many X Factor number ones,
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Ben Haenow.- Ben Haenow.
0:33:41 > 0:33:45- Would have scored 18 points. Got a great name.- Yeah.- D.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47# Oh, don't leave me alone like this... #
0:33:47 > 0:33:51- One of the classic Christmas number ones, Stay Another Day.- East 17.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53Yeah. Big scorer, though.
0:33:53 > 0:33:5565 for that.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58And E.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00The biggest scorer of all.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01This is Band Aid.
0:34:01 > 0:34:06Band Aid, of course it is, that would have scored you 72 points.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Thanks very much indeed. OK, so here comes your third question.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10It comes down to this. This is the decider, whoever wins it
0:34:10 > 0:34:13goes through to the final to play for that jackpot for their charity,
0:34:13 > 0:34:15so best of luck to both pairs.
0:34:15 > 0:34:19Our third question this evening is all about...Dinosaurs.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21All about dinosaurs, Richard.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24Yeah, this is the correct way to end any quiz, I think, is facts...
0:34:24 > 0:34:27Simply five clues now to facts about dinosaurs.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer is heading through,
0:34:30 > 0:34:33- so good luck, everybody. - OK, here come the clues.
0:34:33 > 0:34:34And we've got...
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Let's read those again.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Now then, Michael and Jacqueline, you will go first.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24The 1993 Spielberg film about a prehistoric theme...
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Yeah.
0:35:26 > 0:35:29..starring Sam Neill as Dr Alan Grant...
0:35:29 > 0:35:31- Indeed.- ..is Jurassic Park.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Jurassic Park. There we are.
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Jurassic Park. We got there. John and Alan, would you like to
0:35:37 > 0:35:40talk us through any others on the board?
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Yeah, we'll have number two, Tyrannosaurus rex.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45OK, you say Tyrannosaurus rex.
0:35:45 > 0:35:48For the second one, Tyrannosaurus rex.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51So, we have Jurassic Park, and we have Tyrannosaurus rex
0:35:51 > 0:35:54for the second answer. Michael and Jacqueline went for Jurassic Park,
0:35:54 > 0:35:59the name of the Spielberg film etc, etc. Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:36:01 > 0:36:02It's...
0:36:03 > 0:36:07That's a high score. Look at that - 91 for Jurassic Park.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12John and Alan have gone for Tyrannosaurus rex
0:36:12 > 0:36:15as the vertebrate egg-laying animal class. Let's see if that's
0:36:15 > 0:36:17right and how many of our 100 people said Tyrannosaurus rex.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Is it right, though?
0:36:21 > 0:36:24Oh, bad luck. I'm afraid, an incorrect answer, John and Alan.
0:36:24 > 0:36:26Which means, Michael and Jacqueline, very well done.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32Yeah, very well done. It's going it some to win with 91.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34That's very impressive.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37The second one, it's the class we are looking for, just reptiles
0:36:37 > 0:36:40was the answer to the second one and would have scored 28 points.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43This species of dinosaur that has a name meaning three-horned face.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Triceratops. - Triceratops, absolutely.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48The era that immediately succeeds the Jurassic period
0:36:48 > 0:36:52is the Cretaceous period. That would have scored 11.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54And the children's TV character...
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Entirely lovable.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58- Barney.- It is Barney.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00And Barney would have scored 53.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Thanks very much indeed. So, the pair leaving us at the end
0:37:03 > 0:37:06of the head-to-head round, I'm sorry to say, John and Alan.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08But you have done something massive for Fulham, Alan,
0:37:08 > 0:37:11today by coming through to the head-to-head. I'm sorry we have to
0:37:11 > 0:37:14say goodbye to you now. It's been wonderful having you on the show,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17a real treat. Thank you both so much for playing. John and Alan.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24But for Michael and Jacqueline, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Well, congratulations, Michael and Jacqueline.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33You fought off all the competition,
0:37:33 > 0:37:35and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49There we are.
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Well, I loved it.
0:37:53 > 0:37:57In our '70s bonanza, you have triumphed.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Very well done. Anything you'd particularly like to see come up
0:37:59 > 0:38:01- in this last round? - What do you think?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- A bit of history?- History.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05- A bit of history.- History, OK.
0:38:05 > 0:38:08Well, history is usually on there in one way or another.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Let's look at today's board and see what's up there. We have got...
0:38:20 > 0:38:23- You decide.- Oh, darling! What a responsibility.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Um...
0:38:25 > 0:38:28Classic US Singer-Songwriters.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30You sure about that?
0:38:30 > 0:38:32LAUGHTER
0:38:32 > 0:38:34I want something like Burt Bacharach.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- OK, let's go for it.- Do you think? - Yes.- That's the only one I know.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39- Right.- OK. - You're going to go for...?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42We're going to go for Classic US Singer-Songwriters.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45- Classic US Singer-Songwriters. - OK, very best of luck.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Three very different questions, here. Hopefully, you'll find answers
0:38:48 > 0:38:52in one of these categories. We are looking for the name of any track
0:38:52 > 0:38:55from the original release of Paul Simon's album Graceland.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58We're looking for any track from Dolly Parton's greatest hits album
0:38:58 > 0:39:00from 2014, Blue Smoke.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Or we're looking for any track from the original release
0:39:03 > 0:39:05of The Best Of James Taylor.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07So, the original releases of Graceland,
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Dolly Parton's greatest hits album Blue Smoke,
0:39:09 > 0:39:13or The Best Of James Taylor. Any tracks on any of those albums.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15- The very best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18I hope that doesn't fill you with dread.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers,
0:39:21 > 0:39:23and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:39:23 > 0:39:27is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?
0:39:27 > 0:39:30- Well...- Are you ready? - Yes, we are.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Your time starts now.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35I've no idea.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37Um...
0:39:37 > 0:39:41Paul Simon's Graceland.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# Graceland, Graceland. # Yeah.
0:39:43 > 0:39:47I know quite a lot of their music but I'm not sure I know that.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50Dolly Parton's album Blue Smoke, not a clue.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Tracks from... The Best Of James Taylor.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Darling.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59- I'm letting you down here. - No! Darling!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01LAUGHTER
0:40:01 > 0:40:03It's because I'm tone deaf, you see.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Darling!
0:40:04 > 0:40:05SHE LAUGHS
0:40:06 > 0:40:08We're hopeless.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10You can have fun making some up.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- That's fun.- James Taylor...
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Did he write...? No.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19You're So Vain. That was Carly Simon.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Didn't she write it about him?
0:40:21 > 0:40:25- Yes.- Well, I know something. - Ten seconds left.- No, darling.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Um... Paul...
0:40:29 > 0:40:31I know some...
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Darling!- Hopeless.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- Hopeless.- Hopeless.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Oh, you are just brilliant.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41I wanted that minute to go on for ever and ever.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43LAUGHTER
0:40:43 > 0:40:45I'm afraid I now need your three answers.
0:40:45 > 0:40:48You might have to make something up if you haven't got anything.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Tracks from Paul Simon's album.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Hopeless? A song called Hopeless?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55There might be one called Darling on there.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57LAUGHTER
0:40:57 > 0:41:00- Go on, Dolly Parton. - Oh, darling!
0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Hit The Road, Jack. - Hit The Road Jack, for Dolly Parton?
0:41:04 > 0:41:05- Yeah.- OK.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- James Taylor.- James Taylor.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11- You're So Vain?- You're So Vain. We'll put that down. Why not?
0:41:11 > 0:41:12For James Taylor. Of those three,
0:41:12 > 0:41:15which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- The last one?- James Taylor.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Let's go for You're So Vain, shall we?
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Least likely to be pointless?
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Hopeless, maybe? Shall we do that? Shall we put Hopeless first?
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Let's put those answers on the board in that order, then.
0:41:31 > 0:41:32Here they are.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35We've got Hopeless, we've got Hit The Road, Jack,
0:41:35 > 0:41:37and we've got You're So Vain.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40Well, three answers you've arrived at there.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43Do you know, one of these days, someone's going to knock themselves
0:41:43 > 0:41:46out with a correct and pointless answer. It's going to happen.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Maybe today is that day.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52If that were to be the case and you were to win the jackpot of £2,500,
0:41:52 > 0:41:55- which charities are you playing for? Michael?- The Red Cross.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Excellent. Needs no introduction. Jacqueline?
0:41:58 > 0:42:01- Battersea Cats And Dogs Home. - Wonderful.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Two great and very important charities there,
0:42:08 > 0:42:11let's hope one of these answers wins that jackpot for your charities.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- That would be amazing. Slightly unbelievable.- We have our doubts.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Be positive.- It would be lovely. OK, so in the first case,
0:42:17 > 0:42:19we had Hopeless. In this case,
0:42:19 > 0:42:22we were looking for tracks from Paul Simon's album Graceland.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Let's see if Hopeless was on that album.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28If it's pointless, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31How many people said Hopeless?
0:42:34 > 0:42:35I'm sorry.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Not a massive surprise, I suspect,
0:42:38 > 0:42:41but there we are. Hopeless not on Graceland.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44Your next answer was Hit The Road, Jack. In this case, we were looking
0:42:44 > 0:42:47for tracks from Dolly Parton's greatest hits album Blue Smoke.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49Let's see if that's right.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52If it's pointless, again, it will win you £2,500 for your charities.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55How many people said Hit The Road, Jack?
0:42:57 > 0:43:00No. I'm sorry. Another incorrect answer.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Everything now is riding on your third and final punt
0:43:03 > 0:43:05which was You're So Vain. We're in much closer territory
0:43:05 > 0:43:09- cos they were married, weren't they, James Taylor and Carly Simon?- Yes.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12So, you know, there's a relationship between the song and the singer.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15Let's see if it's the right relationship.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17To win that jackpot of £2,500,
0:43:17 > 0:43:19it has to be a correct and a pointless answer.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21So, let's see how many people said You're So Vain
0:43:21 > 0:43:24for James Taylor, from his The Best Of James Taylor.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30No! Bad luck.
0:43:30 > 0:43:32Bad luck.
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Well...
0:43:34 > 0:43:38It was a tough board, that one. It was a tough category.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41I mean, there might have been other easier ones on the board but unless
0:43:41 > 0:43:44something really jumps out at you from those boards,
0:43:44 > 0:43:46it's always hard to know which one to go for.
0:43:46 > 0:43:48But you've been so good all the way through the show.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51A 91 score, getting you through to the final was quite something.
0:43:51 > 0:43:55- That's amazing.- You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless
0:43:55 > 0:43:58answer, so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01However, as it is a celebrity special, we're going to donate £500
0:44:01 > 0:44:03to each celebrity to give to their charity. So, there we are.
0:44:03 > 0:44:06- Oh! Bless you.- It's been wonderful having you on. And you get
0:44:06 > 0:44:08a Pointless trophy to take with you as well. So, very well done.
0:44:08 > 0:44:13APPLAUSE
0:44:13 > 0:44:15The whole show has been a treat from start to finish.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17A pleasure to meet you. Thank you so much.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21We always say, at some point someone's going to make up an answer and it's going to be a real answer.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24You were one letter away from having a real answer there.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27One of the tracks on Graceland, it's not Hopeless, it's Homeless.
0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Oh!- But it would have scored 2 points, though.
0:44:30 > 0:44:32It would have been awful. Can you imagine?
0:44:32 > 0:44:34The big scorers for Paul Simon were You Can Call Me Al
0:44:34 > 0:44:37and Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40We'll look at the pointless answers. Graceland first.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47All Around The World Or The Myth Of Fingerprints,
0:44:47 > 0:44:49and Crazy Love Vol II.
0:44:49 > 0:44:52Those were the pointless answers on that album. Now, Dolly Parton.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Top four scorers are Jolene, Nine To Five,
0:45:01 > 0:45:04Islands In The Stream and I Will Always Love You.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Let's take a look at James Taylor.
0:45:07 > 0:45:09If you're a fan, you will have got some of these.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16Everything on that album apart from Fire & Rain,
0:45:16 > 0:45:18Sweet Baby James and Handy Man.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20Everything else on that album was a pointless answer.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Thank you so much for contributing to such a fun show.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26- Sorry we gave you such an awful final category.- Thanks, Richard.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge
0:45:29 > 0:45:32to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Meanwhile, we have the Brotherhood Of Man playing us out.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:45:58 > 0:46:00# Long ago
0:46:00 > 0:46:04# High on a mountain in Mexico
0:46:04 > 0:46:09# Lived a young shepherd boy, Angelo
0:46:09 > 0:46:13# Who met a young girl and he loved her so
0:46:15 > 0:46:18# Rich was she
0:46:18 > 0:46:22# Came from a very high family
0:46:22 > 0:46:26# Angelo knew it could never be
0:46:26 > 0:46:30# They ran away to their destiny
0:46:33 > 0:46:37# Running away together, running away forever
0:46:37 > 0:46:39# Angelo
0:46:41 > 0:46:44# Running away from danger
0:46:44 > 0:46:46# Hiding from every stranger
0:46:46 > 0:46:48# Angelo
0:46:50 > 0:46:51# They knew it wasn't wrong
0:46:51 > 0:46:53# They found a love so strong
0:46:53 > 0:46:56# They took their lives at night
0:46:56 > 0:46:58# And in the morning light
0:46:58 > 0:47:00# They found them on the sand
0:47:00 > 0:47:05# They saw them lying there, hand in hand... #
0:47:09 > 0:47:11APPLAUSE
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Come on!
0:47:25 > 0:47:30# Though it hurts to go away It's impossible to stay
0:47:30 > 0:47:34# But there's one thing I must say before I go
0:47:35 > 0:47:38- # I love you - I love you
0:47:38 > 0:47:40# You know
0:47:40 > 0:47:43# With your cute little wave
0:47:43 > 0:47:47# Will you promise that you'll save your
0:47:47 > 0:47:49# Kisses for me
0:47:49 > 0:47:52# Save all your kisses for me
0:47:52 > 0:47:56# Bye-bye, baby, bye-bye
0:47:57 > 0:48:02# Don't cry, honey, don't cry
0:48:02 > 0:48:04# Gonna walk out the door
0:48:04 > 0:48:08# But I'll soon be back for more
0:48:08 > 0:48:09# Kisses for me
0:48:09 > 0:48:11# Save all your kisses for me
0:48:13 > 0:48:18# So long, honey, so long
0:48:18 > 0:48:22# Hang on, baby, hang on
0:48:22 > 0:48:25# Won't you save them for me?
0:48:25 > 0:48:30# Even though you're only three! #
0:48:30 > 0:48:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE