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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:26 > 0:00:30and welcome to this special comedians edition of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:30 > 0:00:32the show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you

0:00:32 > 0:00:35possibly can and you do that by coming up with the answers

0:00:35 > 0:00:38no-one else could think of. Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45And couple number one.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hi, I'm Francesca Martinez

0:00:47 > 0:00:53and I am a wobbly comedian and I'm also really bad at quizzes.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57I'm Jeremy Hardy, I am also a comedian and Francesca is my carer.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Couple number two.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I am Sean, I'm predominantly a comedian but, in my spare time,

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I like to ask 100 random strangers quiz questions.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yeah, I'm Rhona Cameron, I'm a comedian and a saboteur.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23Couple number three.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24I'm Robert Webb,

0:01:24 > 0:01:28I'm a comedy actor which is why I haven't thought of a joke.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm Isy Suttie, I am a comedian and an actor,

0:01:31 > 0:01:35and no relation to the glove puppet Sooty.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And, finally, couple number four.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I am Hal Cruttenden, comedian, writer and actor.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48I also should have thought of a joke and don't have one.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53I'm Justin Moorhouse and I'm a comedian, Hal's friend.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Well, thank you very much. We will find out more about you

0:01:59 > 0:02:00throughout the show as it goes along.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06If he gives you a piece of his mind, you might want to look after it.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Worth a fortune on eBay.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Hiya.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Hi, everybody. Evening.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Good evening to you. How are you? - And to you. I'm very well.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- This will be fun, won't it? - Well, I think it will.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21We've got a few familiar faces who've been on the show before.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Now, Rhona.- No.- And Robert have both been on the show before

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- and both came on with the same person.- Oh, yes, they did.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Notoriously the worst player in Pointless Celebrities history,

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Richard Herring.- Richard Herring. - I think you have both traded up,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I would have to say, with Sean and Isy today.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36On podium four, both been on before, Hal...

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Yeah.- ..is a champion.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39- He is.- He has a Pointless trophy,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42very few people out there with two Pointless trophies, Hal.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45So, Justin, no pressure on you at all.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47On podium one, lovely Francesca and Jeremy Hardy.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48I think Jeremy Hardy, I would say,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51is probably one of Britain's greatest ever stand-up comedians.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53If you have the chance to go see him live, you must do it,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56sensationally brilliant. Pleasure to have you both on the show.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- Thank you.- Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Now, as usual, all of today's questions have been put

0:03:00 > 0:03:01to 100 people before the show.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Our contestants are looking for those all-important pointless

0:03:04 > 0:03:07answers, those are the answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15each of our lovely celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19We start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20There we are.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33All you have to remember is this -

0:03:33 > 0:03:36the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be

0:03:36 > 0:03:38eliminated. The pair with the highest score.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39So, keep your scores low.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41No conferring in the first two rounds.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Our first category this evening...

0:03:45 > 0:03:48..is Fictional Characters. Fictional Characters.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Can you all decide in your pairs, Rhona, who is going to go first,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53who is going to go second?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00- RHONA:- You go first.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05OK. And our first question concerns...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- I could've done that! - Empire magazine...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, you get a chance as well.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- OK.- Empire magazine's 100 greatest movie characters.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Richard.- Yeah, in 2015, Empire magazine named

0:04:17 > 0:04:19the 100 greatest movie characters of all time.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23We're going to show you a board now with 16 of those characters on it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26You just need to name one of the characters, please.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Thank you very much indeed.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29So, we're going to put this image up with 16 characters on.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32The image, I'm guessing, is not going to change halfway through

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- the round?- No.- It's going to be there the whole round.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37You just have to name one of the characters on that image.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Le's see what that image is.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Here it is.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44There we go.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47There we go. Jeremy, welcome.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Now, you've been doing stand-up since 1984, I think.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Yes.- You are the eminence grise of stand-up, I should say.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54- Yes.- It must have changed a lot.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I'm the slightly inappropriate older uncle of stand-up.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I think of you slightly as a sort of academic. You're sort of

0:04:59 > 0:05:01the intellectual wing of stand-up, I think.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04So, you mean I am quite clever but not that entertaining?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- No, I think you are both of those things.- Excellent, thank you.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Both of those things.- I'll take that.- No, but there is

0:05:08 > 0:05:11a commercial side, there's a new massive commercial side to stand up.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Not saying that you're not commercial, Jeremy.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I think of you as a sort of, you know, a polemicist.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Excellent. Thank you.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20There we are. Now, Jeremy. Jeremy, people.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Yeah.- People from films. - Name a character?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Yes, ideally one that won't have been recognised

0:05:25 > 0:05:27by too many of our 100 people.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Er...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Atticus Finch.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Atticus Finch, says Jeremy.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Let's see how many of 100 people said Atticus Finch.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41He's right.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45It's a good one, down it goes. Still going down.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Look at that, four. Very well done indeed, Jeremy,

0:05:48 > 0:05:49you've got the hang of this.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52Excellent start to the round and, indeed, the game.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Yeah. That's a great start, Jeremy, very well played.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58There he is in black-and-white, such a good answer.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Gregory Peck playing Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Thank you very much. Sean.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Hello.- Sean. Welcome to Pointless, it's lovely to have you here.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Thank you.- Again, your first time, a debut on Pointless.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Now, you, I always think of the Comedy Store

0:06:12 > 0:06:15in the 1980s as being kind of like...almost like the Cavern Club

0:06:15 > 0:06:17in Liverpool of the '60s.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18It was really where it was at,

0:06:18 > 0:06:20and you were very much part of the Comedy Store, weren't you?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I used to die most of the time I played there.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Do you remember anything about it?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah, I remember the Beatles used to be in the dressing room a lot.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34It was terrifying cos that was the main club then.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Yeah.- But it was... Yeah, I used to really get,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I would throw up before a show and stuff.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Sean.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Characters from movies.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Now, he's known for one name, Red.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Red. Red, says Sean.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Let's see if Red is right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Red.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Another good answer, look at that, down to eight.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Very well done indeed. Two single figure answers so far.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Eight on podium two.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Another good answer, well played, Sean.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Yeah, Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14His full name is Ellis Boyd Redding.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Thanks very much indeed.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Isy. Welcome to Pointless.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Thank you.- Now, talk to me about The Actual One.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Oh, well, it's a book that I have written about my late 20s

0:07:25 > 0:07:28and about not wanting to grow up

0:07:28 > 0:07:31and settle down, and then, at the book launch,

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I proposed to my boyfriend a few days ago.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36So I have now grown up officially.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- So you are engaged?- Yeah. It's cos I need to write a second book.

0:07:40 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER

0:07:41 > 0:07:43There you go. OK. Now, what would you like to go for

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- from our board of characters? - OK, so my knowledge is quite...

0:07:46 > 0:07:49I'm thinking of all the actors' names and not the characters

0:07:49 > 0:07:53so I've got one that I hope wasn't spotted by people because it was

0:07:53 > 0:07:55a while ago now but I'm going to go for Amelie.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56SIGHING FROM CONTESTANTS

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Oh, someone... Hal Cruttenden doesn't like that at all.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Amelie, says Isy.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Well done. Doubly well done, if it's a low score.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Amelie.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Another low score, look at that, 21.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Not bad at all, Isy.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well played, Isy. Yeah, played by Audrey Tautou in...

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I can't remember the name of the film.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29There she is, bottom row there.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Hal, welcome back. - Lovely to be back.- Welcome back.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38I mean, coming back as a champion, you must feel the pressure there.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Yeah, you do feel the pressure but I'm going to

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- blame Justin if we lose. - OK, fair enough. Hal,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45you have done the Royal Variety Show not once but twice.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Yes.- I have to say I have only done it once. And there were

0:08:48 > 0:08:49three of us doing it. Terrifying.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51It is, it is the scariest show, I think.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Why is it so scary?- I think it's scary cos comics do really crash

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- and burn on it.- I...- Look at how he's avoiding looking at me.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00No, but did you find it...?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Because you're going on after musicians, or acrobats,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05or something else, and, suddenly, you go on and I think,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08for stand-ups anyway, that first minute is usually quite quiet

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- until they relax.- Yeah, when they are sort of leading

0:09:11 > 0:09:12juggling zebras off as you come on.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And it's the idea that if you die,

0:09:14 > 0:09:16you're then going to have to meet the Royals after going, "Oh"

0:09:16 > 0:09:18- "that was dreadful." - Who did you meet?

0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Who were your Royals?- Well, I met the Queen and Prince Philip

0:09:21 > 0:09:24in 2009, and Prince Charles and Camilla in 2013.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Good stuff. Now, then, Hal, who would you like to go for?

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Quite a lot of youngsters might not know and I think this is the right

0:09:31 > 0:09:33name cos I'm not sure myself,

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Axel Foley.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Axel Foley, says Hal.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Axel Foley. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Axel Foley.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46- Oh, thank God.- It's right.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh, look at that! 11.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Judiciously chosen, sir.

0:09:55 > 0:09:5711 for Axel Foley.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well played, Hal. Very impressive so far from everyone, good round.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, played by Eddie Murphy, of course,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04in the Beverly Hills Cop trilogy.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06We are halfway through the round. Let's take a look at

0:10:06 > 0:10:09the scores as they stand. Four, the best score so far, very well done.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Jeremy and Francesca looking very strong on the back of that.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Then up to eight, where we find Sean and Rhona.

0:10:14 > 0:10:1611, Hal and Justin.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Isy and Robert on 21.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20I mean, you're not way out ahead but, Robert,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23we need a really obscure, low-scoring answer from you

0:10:23 > 0:10:25to keep you in the game. Best of luck with that.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27We're going to come back down the line now.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36So, Justin, remember we're looking for the name of any film character

0:10:36 > 0:10:38depicted here on the board behind me.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41Justin, there was a rumour going around backstage

0:10:41 > 0:10:43that the reason why you've come back on Pointless

0:10:43 > 0:10:46was because Richard Osborne blanked you at the Edinburgh Festival.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah, just wanted to say hello, really.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I did that awful thing where he was walking down the street...

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Richard's very recognisable, isn't he?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57He was striding down the Royal Mile like a colossus.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59It's the only way I can stride, Justin.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01And I was shouting, "Richard!

0:11:01 > 0:11:05"Richard!" And I just did it about five or six times too many.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Too many.- "Look at that massive Pointless fan."

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Justin's got one of those voices that you ignore in the street,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13that's all, do you know what I mean?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15He's got a voice that suggests trouble.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19That's all. I'm sure I probably had my headphones on...or something.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20You didn't.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Never mind.- Now, Justin.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Yeah.- You're on 11. A nice, low score.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31If you can score nine or less, you will avoid being the high-scorers.

0:11:31 > 0:11:36I'm going to go for...I'm going to play it safe, I think, oh,

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Tuesday Addams.- Tuesday Addams, Tuesday Addams, says Justin.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Here's your red line. If you happen to get below that red line,

0:11:43 > 0:11:45then you are absolutely safe and sound. You're through

0:11:45 > 0:11:47to the next round. Let's see how many of our 100 people

0:11:47 > 0:11:48said Tuesday Addams.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Oh, no! Oh, Justin.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Again, I'm afraid that scored you 100 points.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59That takes your total up to 111.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Anything could happen, though, in the rest of the round.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- It won't.- It could. - Start the car.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Yeah, sorry, Justin, I'll go through the whole board

0:12:07 > 0:12:08- at the end of the pass.- Yeah, yeah.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Thanks very much, Richard.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Robert.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13- Hello.- Robert.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Yeah.- Now, officially, we've seen the last of Peep Show.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- We have.- Officially. Is that really...is that...?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21That's it. That is it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Except if we all make it to 70 and then we might come back

0:12:25 > 0:12:27because it might be funny to watch.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Living in the same flat having the same conversations.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Was it very sad, the last episode? Or did you all just run off?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35It was sad, it was sad doing the last scenes in the flat

0:12:35 > 0:12:38knowing that they were about to burn the set and, you know...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40To be fair, they probably did that after every series, I think.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Yeah.- Now, Robert.- Yes.

0:12:42 > 0:12:4421 is your score.

0:12:44 > 0:12:4689 or less...

0:12:46 > 0:12:47- Yes.- ..sees you into Round Two.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Right. I was very grateful for Hal's answer because I was about to name

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Eddie Murphy's character in a completely different film.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58So that would've been an error.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00I'm going to say Ripley.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Robert says Ripley, let's see if that's right.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Here's your red line. If you get below that with Ripley,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08you are into the next round. How many of our 100 said Ripley?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12It's right and you are through.

0:13:17 > 0:13:1813.

0:13:19 > 0:13:2113 takes you up to 34.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Yes, Ellen Ripley there, played by Sigourney Weaver,

0:13:25 > 0:13:29number five on the list of greatest movie characters of all time,

0:13:29 > 0:13:31in the Aliens quadrilogy.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Rhona, welcome back.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Hi.- Welcome, it's lovely to have you back.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- It's lovely to be here.- Oh, listen, I can tell you something

0:13:38 > 0:13:41that's going to speed your heart up. You are through to the next round.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43It doesn't matter what you score here.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Oh.- Now, you grew up in Musselburgh, didn't you?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I grew up in a fishing town of Musselburgh.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Why is it called the "Honest Town" Musselburgh,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- when you drive into it? - Well...- The Honest Town.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54- The Honest Toun.- Toun, yes.

0:13:54 > 0:13:59- T-O-U-N.- Yes.- Because the Earl of Moray was riding through there

0:13:59 > 0:14:05and he fell off his horse was taken ill and locals nursed him

0:14:05 > 0:14:09back to health and didn't rob him, so it was therefore

0:14:09 > 0:14:13that the dignitaries and the aristocracy very kindly

0:14:13 > 0:14:17labelled the working people of Musselburgh, the peasants,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20as being very honest, and hence it was called the honest toun.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21The honest toun.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25I went to school there, and I was head girl at the school

0:14:25 > 0:14:29cos I was the only one that wasn't pregnant but... Yeah,

0:14:29 > 0:14:34I'm just really annoyed with myself cos movies are my thing and...

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Come on, you've got it, you've got to have a good answer here, Rhona.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, I can't, I can't bear what is about to happen to me.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41No, I don't want to be the one that says the well-known one

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- but I'm going to have to do. - Say the well-known one,

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- you're still through. It doesn't matter.- So it doesn't matter?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Doesn't matter.- Oh, I don't want to cos it's very popular

0:14:49 > 0:14:51but I'm going to have to say Inspector Clouseau.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Inspector Clouseau, OK.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Rhona says Inspector Clouseau.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57I didn't want to, it's my last resort.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59There is no red line for you cos you're already through.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said Inspector Clouseau.

0:15:05 > 0:15:0899?

0:15:10 > 0:15:1359! There you are. 59. Taking your total up to 67.

0:15:15 > 0:15:16Sorry about the drama, sorry about the drama.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Don't worry.- So, from the Pink Panther films, of course,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22- they remade them very, very bad, the remakes.- Oh, yes, why?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Steve Martin.- They WILL do that, won't they?

0:15:25 > 0:15:27There we are, thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Francesca. Oh, this has been a tough run to sit through.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- While answer after answer has been taken off your board there.- I know!

0:15:34 > 0:15:38And I subscribed to Empire for 20 years.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- LAUGHTER - I should know this.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You should.- Yeah.- Now before you answer your question, I want to know this,

0:15:43 > 0:15:46you did a tour where you went to the southern hemisphere,

0:15:46 > 0:15:47I think this was Australia,

0:15:47 > 0:15:52- Malaysia and Singapore and you did 62 dates there.- I did.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54I'm still knackered.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I was going to say, how the hell did you do that?

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Oh, you know, it's great doing something you love.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Yeah.- People think stand-up is really hard, or sit-down in my case,

0:16:04 > 0:16:09but, you know, it's great having a job that you love and that

0:16:09 > 0:16:14isn't a proper job and there are no early mornings.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- That's true, that's true.- And we get paid to insult people. It's great.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19That's nice.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Now, Francesca, do you feel like talking us through the rest of the board

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- or as many as the rest of the board as you can?- Yeah, OK. I think

0:16:26 > 0:16:30I'm going to go for Wednesday Addams.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Wednesday Addams, says Francesca.

0:16:32 > 0:16:33No red line for you, you are already through.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Wednesday Addams.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's right.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Still right. Still right!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Look at that, 15,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50lovely low score there, Justin, that would've been.

0:16:50 > 0:16:5219 is your total on podium one.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Very well done.- Very well played, Francesca.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yeah, Wednesday Addams, not Tuesday Addams, Justin.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Sorry. The good news is they do show this show in Australia and yours is

0:16:59 > 0:17:01the correct answer out there.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04That's the good news. That's a time difference joke for you.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Let's go through the rest of this board, shall we?

0:17:07 > 0:17:11At the top there, you have got Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander from

0:17:11 > 0:17:14The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Would've scored you two points.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17Jennifer Lawrence, she plays Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18That would've scored you eight.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22It's a pointless answer, the next one on the board, from Fargo,

0:17:22 > 0:17:25that's Francis McDormand as Marge Gunderson.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Very well done if you said that, it's a pointless answer.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Another pointless answer on the second row there,

0:17:30 > 0:17:34that is Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh, from No Country For Old Men.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Very well done if you said that. Number one on the list,

0:17:37 > 0:17:41the best movie character of all time, according to Empire, is Indiana Jones.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Played by Harrison Ford.- That's number one?

0:17:43 > 0:17:46He was number one. 62 points for him.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50And on the third row, we have Grommit.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Top scorer of all, Grommit,

0:17:51 > 0:17:55would've scored you 72 points and then Tom Hiddleston playing Loki.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Loki would've scored you 12. Then Ace Ventura,

0:17:58 > 0:18:0122 and the only one we haven't done on that bottom row is Woody,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03and Woody would've scored you 55.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07So the best answers on the board, Marge Gunderson and Anton Chigurh.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:18:09 > 0:18:13So, at the end of our first-round, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to one of pairs

0:18:13 > 0:18:15and that pair is Justin and Hal.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Oh, Justin.- Didn't he describe

0:18:18 > 0:18:20himself as my friend at the beginning?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22That's no longer the case.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Justin, Hal, it's been lovely having you on,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- thank you so much for playing. Justin and Hal, everyone.- Thank you.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29APPLAUSE

0:18:29 > 0:18:33But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39And so, three pairs remain,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42obviously, at the end of this round we'll have to say goodbye to another

0:18:42 > 0:18:44pair. But good answering, we made it through,

0:18:44 > 0:18:47that round got steadily harder, but some nice film knowledge there,

0:18:47 > 0:18:52Atticus Finch, Red, Ripley, we had some good solid answers there.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs for our next round.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:18:58 > 0:19:01RHONA LAUGHS

0:19:01 > 0:19:04French Words. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:19:04 > 0:19:07who's going to go second. And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14OK and the question concerns...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17..household items in French.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Household items in French.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Richard.- On each board we're going to show you six French terms for items

0:19:23 > 0:19:26you might find around the house, you need to tell us the English equivalent, please.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30There will be 12 in all to have a go at at home, so very best of luck.

0:19:30 > 0:19:35OK, so we're looking for the English equivalent of these French household terms and we have got...

0:19:38 > 0:19:41HE SPEAKS WITH FRENCH ACCENT

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I'll read those one last time.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55APPLAUSE Oh, thank you! Oh! Look at that!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Francesca, what would you like to go for?

0:20:00 > 0:20:03OK, I'm terrible at French,

0:20:03 > 0:20:08but I think une assiette is a plate.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- A plate, says Francesca.- Yes!

0:20:11 > 0:20:14- I'm not sure, but, yes. - It had better be.- OK.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Une assiette, surely it's a plate, isn't it?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Let's find out how many people said plate.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's right.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29It's a great answer,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31look at that, 18, very well done indeed.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- 18 for plate.- Very well played, Francesca, nice start to the round.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38It's hard, this, because you can remember them all vaguely from...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Yeah.- ..O-level or GCSE.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- But assiette...- Assiette, it could be anything, right?

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- It's a plate.- It is a plate. - It's a plate.- Now, Sean.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Une salle de bain, is that bathroom?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Une salle de bain, bathroom, says Sean.

0:20:53 > 0:20:58Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said bathroom.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02It's right.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Well, 18 is what we got for plate,

0:21:04 > 0:21:0544 for bathroom.

0:21:06 > 0:21:1144. I suppose more people ask where the bathroom is than ask where the plate is, don't they?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Yes, oui, la salle de bain.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Do you know Buckingham Palace has got 78 bathrooms?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Really?- That's too many, isn't it?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Oh, isn't it?- Are they that dirty?

0:21:22 > 0:21:25The corgis, mainly, isn't it?

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Now then, Robert.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28This board is all yours, fill them in.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- Go through them all.- Oh.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33If you like. You don't have to, you can just pick one.

0:21:33 > 0:21:38I was going to say I'd play it safe but actually it's not playing it safe because it's literally the only

0:21:38 > 0:21:41one I have a clue about. I would say that une chaise

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- is a chair. I think.- Une chaise, a chair, let's see if that's right,

0:21:45 > 0:21:48let's see how many of our 100 people said a chair for une chaise.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's right, well, 44 is our high score,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55WAS our high score.

0:21:55 > 0:21:5971 for a chair. APPLAUSE

0:21:59 > 0:22:0271 for chair, une chaise, a chair.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05A lot better than 100 though, so it's a good one, une chaise.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07- How are you on the rest of these?- I think I'm pretty good.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, really? Un lavabo.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Is a basin.- It is a basin, very well done,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13that would have scored you 17 points.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Un berceau.- I'm slightly unsure about this but I have a feeling

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- it's a...- It's a what?- It's a carrycot.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23- A cradle!- It's a cradle.- Very well done, nine points.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Un lit.- Is a bed.- Is a bed.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28And that would have scored you 31,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30so the best answer on the board there is un berceau.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Cradle.- Thank you, there we are, we're halfway through the round,

0:22:33 > 0:22:37let's take a look at those scores, 18, that near podium, wonderful,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40lovely low scores there, then up to 44, we find Sean and Rhona,

0:22:40 > 0:22:43and up to 71, Robert and Isy.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- I think it's this, this podium. - Yeah.- Oh, do you think that?

0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Yeah, it's the podium of doom.- Yeah.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Isy, we need a low score from you, simple as that.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53But you get first dibs on the new board so that's fine,

0:22:53 > 0:22:56let's hope you find a nice low-scoring one there. Back down the line now,

0:22:56 > 0:22:59can the second players please step up to the podium.

0:23:01 > 0:23:07OK, let's put six more French household items on the board and here they are. We have...

0:23:07 > 0:23:10HE SPEAKS WITH FRENCH ACCENT

0:23:18 > 0:23:21So, Isy, a nice board for you?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Erm, yes, yes, it's OK.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27I failed A-level French, I got an N.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29That's OK, A-level, that you WENT to A-level suggests...

0:23:29 > 0:23:32I did, against the advice of the school,

0:23:32 > 0:23:36so I can remember two of those and I'm going to go for the one that I

0:23:36 > 0:23:39think is the most obscure,

0:23:39 > 0:23:42which is douche, which I think is shower.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Douche, shower, says Isy.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46No red line for you, you're the highest scorers.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Let's see how many of our 100 people said shower for douche.

0:23:55 > 0:23:5843.

0:23:58 > 0:24:0143 of our 100, which means 114 is your total.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well played, Isy, you might have saved yourself there.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07The Americans use douche to mean unpleasant person, don't they?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08OK, thank you very much indeed.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Rhona, you are on 44, the high-scorers are behind you on 114,

0:24:12 > 0:24:16so 69 or less gets you through to the head-to-head, Rhona.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Do you know I think I'm probably wrong, it might be un verre,

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I think is a glass.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24A glass, says Rhona, un verre, a glass.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Is it?- There is your red line.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29- FRANCESCA:- Don't look at me! - I'm scared!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- See if you can get below that red line.- I'm scared!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said a glass.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37RHONA GASPS

0:24:37 > 0:24:39It's right.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41And you're into the head-to-head.

0:24:42 > 0:24:4526 for glass.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Taking your total up to 70.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Well played, Rhona, safely through. - Merci!

0:24:49 > 0:24:54Glass slippers is allegedly a mistranslation of fur slippers,

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- the Cinderella story.- There you go.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58OK, now Jeremy.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Do I need to play it safe?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Well, you don't really, 95 or less sees you through.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05If you wanted you could talk through that whole board,

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- all the ones that haven't been filled in.- I don't know rideau.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Parapluie is an umbrella.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Couteau is a knife. Lampe I think is a lamp.- Ooh!

0:25:13 > 0:25:18I'm guessing. So I'd say the toughest one to get is

0:25:18 > 0:25:19a knife, couteau.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Un couteau, Inspector Couteau. LAUGHTER

0:25:22 > 0:25:24There is your red line coming in now.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27If you get below that with couteau, you are through to the next round.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said knife.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34It is absolutely right.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36It gets you through very comfortably indeed.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Couteau still going down, lovely low score.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Well done, 15.

0:25:41 > 0:25:4333 is your total.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Well played, Jeremy,

0:25:45 > 0:25:48talked us through the board nicely as well there and you chose the best

0:25:48 > 0:25:53one of the ones you knew. You are right about parapluie, it's an umbrella.

0:25:53 > 0:25:5534 points for that.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Une lampe is a lamp, it would have been cruel if it wasn't,

0:25:58 > 0:26:00a big scorer though, would have scored you 87.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02And do you know un rideau?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- Is it a curtain?- It is a curtain, where you draw a close to this round,

0:26:05 > 0:26:0713 points, best answer on the board.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Very nice, thank you very much, Richard,

0:26:09 > 0:26:11so at the end of our second round the pair we're saying goodbye to,

0:26:11 > 0:26:14I'm afraid it is that far podium. I don't know what it is over there.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Because we have to say goodbye to you, Isy and Robert. Will you come back, please, again and play

0:26:18 > 0:26:23because it's been lovely having you here. Brilliant contestants, Isy and Robert.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26But for Rhona and Sean, Jeremy and Francesca,

0:26:26 > 0:26:28it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Very many congratulations, Jeremy and Francesca, Rhona and Sean,

0:26:37 > 0:26:40you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our

0:26:40 > 0:26:44jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46APPLAUSE

0:26:46 > 0:26:50So this is the point where we have to decide who goes through to the final

0:26:50 > 0:26:53to play for that jackpot and we do it by making you go head-to-head.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57We pit you against each other but you can confer before you give your answers, which is much nicer.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59You play as a team from here on in.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:02 > 0:27:06Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09APPLAUSE

0:27:11 > 0:27:13And here is your first question.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17And the first question concerns baby animals.

0:27:17 > 0:27:18Baby animals, Richard.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20We're going to show you five pictures of baby animals now,

0:27:20 > 0:27:23but we're going to give you certain letters from the names of these

0:27:23 > 0:27:26animals, you tell us what the animals are, please, so five pictures of baby animals.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- What are the animals? - Let's reveal our five baby animals and here they are.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32We have...

0:27:34 > 0:27:36- AUDIENCE:- Awww!

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Look!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- AUDIENCE:- Awww!

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- That's not real! - It is.

0:27:44 > 0:27:48- AUDIENCE:- Awww! - Look!

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- AUDIENCE:- Awww! - Ah.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Yeah...

0:27:56 > 0:27:58- AUDIENCE:- Awww!

0:27:58 > 0:28:02- Oh, bless.- Ah, there we are - five baby animals.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Now Jeremy and Francesca,

0:28:04 > 0:28:07you've been our low scorers throughout the show so you will go first.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09You know what D is, don't you?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11I know what three of them are.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14HE WHISPERS

0:28:14 > 0:28:16(Yeah, me too.)

0:28:16 > 0:28:22OK, I think we know what B, C and D are, and what are we going for?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24D is an opossum.

0:28:24 > 0:28:28An opossum. D, an opossum say Jeremy and Francesca.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Now then, Rhona and Sean,

0:28:30 > 0:28:32do you want to talk us through the rest of that board?

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Go ahead, Sean. - LAUGHTER

0:28:34 > 0:28:36A begins with G.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42B doesn't look like it's going to last a day.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44C is a sloth.

0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Yeah.- And E is a penguin, so...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51It's not a penguin.

0:28:51 > 0:28:54Let's go for sloth then. C.

0:28:54 > 0:28:59OK, you are going to go for sloth, so we have opossum and we have sloth.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02Jeremy and Francesca said opossum for D, let's see if that's right,

0:29:02 > 0:29:05let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:29:14 > 0:29:1620.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Rhona and Sean have gone for sloth.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- Awww.- Let's see if that's right,

0:29:26 > 0:29:28let's see how many of our 100 people said sloth.

0:29:33 > 0:29:3571.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39Very well done, Jeremy and Francesca, after one question you're up 1-0.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Which of those do you think is the cutest?

0:29:42 > 0:29:45- The panda.- I didn't know B was a panda, by the way.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- It looks like a baby dinosaur. - That's a guess!

0:29:47 > 0:29:50It's so tiny. No, it IS a panda.

0:29:50 > 0:29:54I didn't get it but lots of people did, it would have scored you...

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Oh, look, 58 points.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Now, do you know what A is?

0:29:58 > 0:30:03- Groundhog.- Groundhog is exactly right, Jeremy, very well played.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05It would have scored you 18 points.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07And E, not a penguin,

0:30:07 > 0:30:10- that is a pangolin.- Ah!

0:30:10 > 0:30:15Pangolin. 11 of our 100 knew it was, very well done to that 11,

0:30:15 > 0:30:18so the best answer on the board there is the pangolin.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20The highest answer on the board is sloth.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22Thank you very much, Richard. So, here comes your second question.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24Now, Rhona and Sean, you get to go first this time,

0:30:24 > 0:30:27but you have to win to stay in the game. So, best of luck.

0:30:27 > 0:30:31Our second question concerns criminal records.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33- Criminal records. - It was a long time ago!

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- LAUGHTER - Rhona, it wasn't that long ago.

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- Four.- We're going to play you five clips of songs now,

0:30:39 > 0:30:41all of which have titles relating to crime or the law.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44We're looking for the artist who recorded any of these songs, please,

0:30:44 > 0:30:47so the artist behind one of these five songs.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50OK, so let's play our five songs and here they come.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52We have got... A.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS

0:30:54 > 0:30:57- MAN SINGS: - # All around in my old town

0:30:57 > 0:31:02# They tryin to track me down... #

0:31:02 > 0:31:03Here's B.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07POP MUSIC INTRO

0:31:10 > 0:31:13# Cha! #

0:31:13 > 0:31:14Here's C.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16DRUMS PLAY

0:31:16 > 0:31:19ELECTRIC GUITAR INTRO

0:31:23 > 0:31:24Here's D.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27CLASSIC ROCK PLAYS

0:31:34 > 0:31:36And here's E.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- FEMALE VOCALIST:- # I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

0:31:39 > 0:31:43# About your kind... #

0:31:44 > 0:31:46OK, there we are.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Five criminal records, as it were.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51What would you like to go for, Rhona and Sean?

0:31:51 > 0:31:53We'll go for D, Thin Lizzy.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Thin Lizzy for D, Thin Lizzy for D.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Now, Jeremy and Francesca.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01Well, Michael Jackson was never actually convicted, so...

0:32:01 > 0:32:03LAUGHTER

0:32:03 > 0:32:05I think, well... I was going to go for that,

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I was going to go for that, I'll go for C, The Clash.

0:32:08 > 0:32:09C, The Clash.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13So we have D, Thin Lizzy and C, The Clash.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Rhona and Sean said that D was Thin Lizzy.

0:32:15 > 0:32:16Let's see if that's right,

0:32:16 > 0:32:18let's see how many of our 100 people said Thin Lizzy.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24It's right.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Oh, that's good! 11 is good.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32APPLAUSE

0:32:32 > 0:32:3411 for Thin Lizzy.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37Jeremy and Francesca, meanwhile, have gone for The Clash for C.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it if it is.

0:32:40 > 0:32:41The Clash.

0:32:45 > 0:32:46It's right.

0:32:50 > 0:32:5223 for The Clash.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53APPLAUSE

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Close.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57But Rhona and Sean, very well done, you're back in the game.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59After two questions, it's 1-all.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Yeah, the best two answers on the board.

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Well played, both teams. They could not have beaten Thin Lizzy.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Jailbreak, of course, and I Fought The Law by The Clash,

0:33:06 > 0:33:08written by one of The Crickets, one of Buddy Holly's Crickets.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10- Really?- Yeah.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Let's listen to A.

0:33:14 > 0:33:15- That, of course...- Bob Marley.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17Bob Marley, I Shot The Sheriff.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Would have scored you 78.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24Let's have a little listen to B.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Of course, Michael Jackson. Big scorer, though,

0:33:27 > 0:33:29Would have scored 84 points,

0:33:29 > 0:33:30Smooth Criminal.

0:33:31 > 0:33:32And E...

0:33:35 > 0:33:39- Murder On The Dance Floor.- Yeah. - By Sophie Ellis Bextor.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41And it would have scored you 48.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43There we are. Thank you very much.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Indeed, so it all comes down to a third question.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for our jackpot,

0:33:49 > 0:33:50so best of luck to both pairs.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52- Good luck.- Good luck.

0:33:52 > 0:33:56Our third question is all about...

0:33:56 > 0:33:59US airports and their IATA codes.

0:33:59 > 0:34:02- Hurray!- Of course!- US airports and their IATA codes.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Oh, my...!

0:34:04 > 0:34:07We're going to show you five IATA codes now for American airports.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09You just need to tell us which cities these airports serve, please,

0:34:09 > 0:34:11so which cities the airports serve.

0:34:11 > 0:34:14The team that comes up with the most obscure answer is going through to

0:34:14 > 0:34:17play for the jackpot, so very best of luck to everybody.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21OK, thanks very much indeed, so here are the IATA codes.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23And we have...

0:34:32 > 0:34:34I'll read those all again.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43There we are. Jeremy and Francesca will go first.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46I was hoping this would come up!

0:34:46 > 0:34:50I think there's only one that I can even guess, it's Phoenix.

0:34:50 > 0:34:54- OK, you're going to take PHX, Phoenix.- Yeah.

0:34:54 > 0:34:58There we go, Phoenix, the guessable one has gone.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Rhona and Sean, do some...

0:35:00 > 0:35:02I'm a bit embarrassed about this,

0:35:02 > 0:35:04because I'm not good at geography,

0:35:04 > 0:35:07but I don't know, is HNL,

0:35:07 > 0:35:11is Honolulu in...is that Hawaiian sort of thing?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Yeah, you're going to say Honolulu.

0:35:13 > 0:35:15OK, so we have Phoenix and we have Honolulu.

0:35:15 > 0:35:16Just a guess, guess, guess!

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Jeremy and Francesca went for Phoenix for PHX.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26It's right.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28Oh-ee! 83.

0:35:28 > 0:35:3183 for Phoenix.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34It's funny, yes, it's meant to be slightly in your favour

0:35:34 > 0:35:36if you go first, but this is one of those ones where actually

0:35:36 > 0:35:39chewing slightly softens the toffee, as it were.

0:35:39 > 0:35:43You have gone for HNL, Honolulu, let's see if that's right.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Let's see how many of our 100 people said Honolulu.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52It's right, Honolulu, and it wins you the point, look at that.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54What?!

0:35:54 > 0:35:55There you are. 37.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57APPLAUSE

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Which means very well done, Rhona and Sean,

0:36:01 > 0:36:04after three questions you are through to the final 2-1.

0:36:04 > 0:36:06- What?- It's sort of like a crossword clue, some of those things.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09We've done it before - it's been easier, like JFK and LAX,

0:36:09 > 0:36:11stuff like this. This was a much harder board.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14The hardest one of all is the top one because there's actually no clue

0:36:14 > 0:36:18there, that's O'Hare Airport in Chicago.

0:36:18 > 0:36:20- Ah!- That would have scored you five points.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21Some people will have worked out this next one.

0:36:21 > 0:36:25- Florida?- Fort Lauderdale. - Fort Lauderdale! For heavens' sake!

0:36:25 > 0:36:28Seven points. And this last one, you can work out, people will have done

0:36:28 > 0:36:31- at home, but it's Salt Lake City. - Oh, there you are.

0:36:31 > 0:36:33That would have scored 17 points.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35So the best answer on the board is Chicago,

0:36:35 > 0:36:37very well done if you said that at home.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39That was a tough board. Really tough, really tough.

0:36:39 > 0:36:41Well, thank you very much, indeed.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round -

0:36:43 > 0:36:45I'm so sorry, Jeremy and Francesca, it is you.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48It's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Brilliant play all the way through, Jeremy and Francesca, come again.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53APPLAUSE

0:36:54 > 0:36:57But for Sean and Rhona, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Congratulations, Rhona and Sean, you've seen off all the competition

0:37:05 > 0:37:08and you have won our coveted Pointless Trophy.

0:37:13 > 0:37:16You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, and at the end of

0:37:16 > 0:37:20today's show the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22APPLAUSE

0:37:24 > 0:37:27You see, there you are, just through dogged,

0:37:27 > 0:37:30dogged perseverance, you have made it through to the final round.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32This round gets a little bit tougher but maybe not,

0:37:32 > 0:37:34if it falls nicely for you.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37You get to choose your category from four we put up on the board, and we

0:37:37 > 0:37:40have to hope there's something you quite like the look of.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42This is what today's selection looks like.

0:37:52 > 0:37:57Sean and I feel fairly confident about Woody Allen films,

0:37:57 > 0:38:00but, you know, mildly, and, yeah.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02Shall we? Woody Allen films. Woody Allen films, Richard.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05Let's do it, shall we? Three different questions here,

0:38:05 > 0:38:07we're looking for anybody credited with appearing in any of

0:38:07 > 0:38:09the following three films, please.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12Anyone credited with appearing in Annie Hall.

0:38:12 > 0:38:15Anyone credited with appearing in Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:38:15 > 0:38:20Or anyone credited with appearing in Vicky Cristina Barcelona,

0:38:20 > 0:38:23so anyone according to IMDB who appeared in Annie Hall,

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Hannah And Her Sisters or Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27Very, very best of luck.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29There we are, thank you very much. Now, as always,

0:38:29 > 0:38:32you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:38:32 > 0:38:35and all you need to win the jackpot for your charities is for just one

0:38:35 > 0:38:37of those answers to be pointless.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39- Are you ready?- Yes.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Are you ready? OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44There they are, your time starts now.

0:38:44 > 0:38:50- Well...- I would say the most obscure one in Annie Hall would probably be

0:38:50 > 0:38:54maybe the... I think Marshall McLuhan actually played himself

0:38:54 > 0:38:56in a cinema queue in the argument about the film,

0:38:56 > 0:38:58so I'd put him in there.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Would Michael Caine in Hannah And Her Sisters,

0:39:00 > 0:39:03- because people don't expect him to be in that?- No, he was a lead

0:39:03 > 0:39:05and he got an Oscar for it so I would go for Max Von Sydow,

0:39:05 > 0:39:08who was... "Have you seen the world out there?

0:39:08 > 0:39:10"I've watched television all night."

0:39:10 > 0:39:14You know? And the lover of...the older lover that stayed indoors.

0:39:14 > 0:39:15- Right.- That's him, isn't it?

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- It's how you pronounce his name, isn't it?- Yes!- Is it?

0:39:18 > 0:39:22I mean, yeah. And I couldn't say Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

0:39:22 > 0:39:25- Because I've forgotten it.- I can do two from any of the characters.

0:39:25 > 0:39:26Right, OK, so...

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- What was the...- I also think...

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- There was a young woman in Annie Hall.- What?

0:39:34 > 0:39:38- What do you mean, his daughter. No...- Her dad was famous.- What?

0:39:38 > 0:39:40In Annie Hall.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46- OK. OK.- OK, that's your time up and I need your three answers.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Marshall McLuhan playing himself in Annie Hall.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Marshall McLuhan, OK, in Annie Hall.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Max Von Sydow in Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Max Von Sydow.

0:39:55 > 0:39:59- You're saying Dianne Wiest?- Dianne Wiest, Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01And Dianne Wiest, OK, very good.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Of those three which is your best shot at a pointless answer,

0:40:03 > 0:40:07- do you reckon?- Max Von Sydow. - Max Von Sydow goes last.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09- Least likely to be pointless? - Well, Marshall McLuhan is,

0:40:09 > 0:40:12but I'm kind of starting to think maybe that wasn't Marshall McLuhan!

0:40:12 > 0:40:15Marshall McLuhan. Let's put those up on the board and here they are.

0:40:15 > 0:40:16We've got...

0:40:22 > 0:40:25If you were to win the jackpot, what charities are you playing for?

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- Sean, let's come to you.- Shelter. - For Shelter, very good.

0:40:28 > 0:40:33- Rhona, how about you? - To the Macmillan cancer nurses.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35Excellent, very well done.

0:40:35 > 0:40:36APPLAUSE

0:40:38 > 0:40:41Two fantastic charities, three fantastic answers on the board,

0:40:41 > 0:40:43surely one of those will win the jackpot for your charities.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Fingers crossed. Your first answer was Marshall McLuhan.

0:40:46 > 0:40:51In this case, we were looking for the cast members of Annie Hall.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54Remember, only one of these answers has to be pointless for you to win

0:40:54 > 0:40:56that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Let's find out, is Marshall McLuhan right,

0:40:59 > 0:41:02how many people said it if it is? Is it pointless?

0:41:06 > 0:41:07It's right.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11Marshall McLuhan taking us down through the '40s.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14If this goes all the way to zero, you leave with £2,500 to go to your

0:41:14 > 0:41:16charities. Into single figures, down it goes, still going down,

0:41:16 > 0:41:18still going down, you've done it!

0:41:18 > 0:41:23Fantastic! Very well done, indeed! RHONA CHEERS

0:41:23 > 0:41:27Oh, very well done, fantastic.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Come on!

0:41:29 > 0:41:31Marshall McLuhan!

0:41:31 > 0:41:33APPLAUSE

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Very well done, congratulations, Marshall McLuhan was a pointless

0:41:36 > 0:41:39- answer, which means you go home with that jackpot...- Oh!

0:41:39 > 0:41:40..of £2,500 for your charities.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43He was indeed in that cinema queue. Also in that cinema queue,

0:41:43 > 0:41:46very early role, Sigourney Weaver, who was also a pointless answer.

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- Come on! - APPLAUSE

0:41:51 > 0:41:54Max von Sydow, absolutely, is in Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56Also a pointless answer.

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Come on!

0:41:58 > 0:42:00APPLAUSE

0:42:00 > 0:42:03Dianne Wiest scored two points. Come on, Rhona.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05- AUDIENCE:- Aww!

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Great work. Let's take a look at the pointless answers,

0:42:07 > 0:42:09see if you got any more of these at home.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11So let's start with Annie Hall.

0:42:11 > 0:42:14Christopher Walken, a pointless answer, Jeff Goldblum.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Paul Simon would have been a pointless answer, Sigourney Weaver.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Every single actor in that film apart from Diane Keaton,

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Tony Roberts and Carol Kane, every other actor was a pointless answer,

0:42:22 > 0:42:24well done if you got one of those.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Let's move on to Hannah And Her Sisters.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30John Turturro was pointless, Julia Louis Dreyfus is a pointless answer,

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Maureen O'Sullivan, there's Max von Sydow.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35In fact, everybody in that film apart from Mia Farrow,

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Michael Caine, Dianne Wiest, Barbara Hershey and Carrie Fisher,

0:42:38 > 0:42:40everybody else is a pointless answer.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Now, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, a few pointless answers here,

0:42:43 > 0:42:46Patricia Clarkson, Kevin Dunn, Chris Messina, Carrie Preston.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48Everyone in that film was pointless other than

0:42:48 > 0:42:52Penelope Cruz, Scarlet Johannson, Rebecca Hall and Javier Bardem.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Very well done if you got a pointless answer at home.

0:42:54 > 0:42:57Congratulations, absolutely smashing the jackpot round today.

0:42:57 > 0:42:59I want to take all my clothes off!

0:42:59 > 0:43:02And that's all we've got time for today.

0:43:02 > 0:43:03LAUGHTER

0:43:03 > 0:43:06Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Rhona and Sean,

0:43:06 > 0:43:10who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

0:43:10 > 0:43:12Very well done, indeed.

0:43:12 > 0:43:13APPLAUSE

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to

0:43:16 > 0:43:19the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me.

0:43:21 > 0:43:22Goodbye.

0:43:22 > 0:43:23APPLAUSE