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0:00:15 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome

0:00:27 > 0:00:30to this special medical edition of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:30 > 0:00:33the game where you're always aiming for the lowest score.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities...

0:00:35 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And couple number one.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hi, I'm Amanda Henderson.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47I'm better known for BBC Casualty's Staff Nurse Robyn Miller.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49And I'm Charles Dale

0:00:49 > 0:00:51and for the last eight-and-a-half years

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I've been playing Big Mac, also in Casualty.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56APPLAUSE

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Couple number two.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hi, I'm Hilary Jones.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03I'm a GP and I'm Health Editor on Good Morning Britain.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hi, I'm Ranj Singh. I'm a children's doctor.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'm one of the doctors on ITV's This Morning

0:01:09 > 0:01:12and I'm also on CBeebies, where I sing about poo!

0:01:12 > 0:01:14APPLAUSE

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Couple number three.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18My name's Ricky Grover.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm an actor and comedian. I don't know anything

0:01:21 > 0:01:23but I only live round the corner, so it's handy!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25LAUGHTER

0:01:25 > 0:01:26I'm Vicki Pepperdine.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I created and played a character called Dr Pippa Moore

0:01:29 > 0:01:32in a show called Getting On for BBC Four,

0:01:32 > 0:01:34who was actually very interested in poo, as well.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37So already have a connection with Ranj there.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40APPLAUSE

0:01:40 > 0:01:42And finally, couple number four.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Hello, I'm Rosie Marcel,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47currently playing a horrible cow on Holby City

0:01:47 > 0:01:50for the last ten years - Jac Naylor.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51I'm Guy Henry.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I am also a horrible cow on Holby City...

0:01:54 > 0:01:57I'm also a coach driver and a Brussels sprout picker.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00APPLAUSE

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Thanks very much, all of you.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03A very warm welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05We'll get to chat to each of you as the show goes along.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Adding an injection of insight with a regular checkup of facts,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13and taking the rectal temperature of our general knowledge...

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Evening, everybody.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Good evening.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Good evening to you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- And how are you? - I'm very well, thank you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26- A medical special.- Yes.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28And of course, we've got two actual doctors

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- and then six people who essentially pretend to be doctors.- Yes.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34A lot of beef between podium one and podium four,

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Casualty versus Holby.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38- You know, bragging rights to be gained there, right?- Mm.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40And lovely on podium three.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Quite often, on regular Pointless, we love a rhyming pair, don't we?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45We love an Eve and a Steve or a Kelly and a Shelley.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47And I think it's the first time ever on Pointless Celebrities

0:02:47 > 0:02:50we've got a rhyming pair, so you're greatly welcome, Vicki and Ricky.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Isn't that lovely?- Thank you.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- That's a right result for us! - It's lovely, lovely.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- We've all won, haven't we, really? - Everybody has won, yes.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.- It's a pleasure.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Thank you. As usual, all of today's questions

0:03:03 > 0:03:05have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Our contestants are looking out for those all-important pointless answers,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10these being answered that none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:16 > 0:03:19each of our lovely celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23We start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- AUDIENCE:- Wooooo!

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Eight new players in front of me,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37so I have to say this to remind you all,

0:03:37 > 0:03:40the pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated,

0:03:40 > 0:03:43so keep those scores as low as you possibly can.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45No conferring for the first two rounds.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Best of luck to all four pairs.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Our first category this evening is...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Music. Can you all decide in your pairs,

0:03:53 > 0:03:55who's going to go first and who's going to go second.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06OK. And the question is all about...

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Songs relating to time. There we are. Richard...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Yeah, on each board, we're going to show you seven UK top 40 singles

0:04:14 > 0:04:17whose titles relate to time in some way.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20We're also going to give you the initial of the artist who had a hit with them.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22You need to tell us the most obscure artist you can find, please.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Seven on the first board, seven on the second,

0:04:24 > 0:04:2714 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28Thanks very much indeed.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31So we're looking for the artists who had hits with these time-related songs.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33And here is our first board of seven...

0:04:55 > 0:04:56I'll read those all one last time.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Amanda.- Hi!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Welcome to Pointless, it's lovely to have you here...- Thanks.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11- ..from Casualty.- Mm-hm.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Now, then, Staff Nurse...- Uh-huh. - ..you're in there

0:05:13 > 0:05:17for quite a lot of the...you know, some fairly major things happen.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20I mean, I know it's all pretend. I do know it's all pretend!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22And all prosthetics and the blood and stuff.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- It doesn't look pretend most of the time!- No, it doesn't.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27- How are you with all that? - I've got a lot better.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I'm, like, three-and-a-half years into this.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I've got a lot better. But the prosthetics team are brilliant.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36So every now and again it's a bit like, "Oooooh!"

0:05:36 > 0:05:38But it's fine, it's fine. We get used to it.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Also, you were in Les Miserables. - I was.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Blink and you'll miss me, but, yes! - Who cares? You were in it.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- And how was that?- It was amazing.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Yeah. It was the job I did before Casualty

0:05:51 > 0:05:54and it was insane, yeah.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Lovely. Great set to be on, I should think.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Anyway, Amanda, what would you like to go for

0:05:58 > 0:05:59from our board here of time hits?

0:05:59 > 0:06:03I'm going to go with Happy Hour and the Housemartins.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04The Housemartins. Let's see if that's right,

0:06:04 > 0:06:09let's see how many of our 100 people said the Housemartins.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Absolutely right.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Lovely low score there, Amanda. Look at that. Oh!

0:06:16 > 0:06:1714. Great start to the show.

0:06:17 > 0:06:2014 for the Housemartins.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24That's a great start, Amanda. Well played.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Oh, I used to love the Housemartins so much.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Slightly been forgotten, a little bit.- I suppose.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31But if you don't know the Housemartins,

0:06:31 > 0:06:34if you are, say, under 40, I suppose,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37go and download the Housemartins' Greatest Hits. Something like that.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39There you are, quite right. Thank you, Richard.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Ranj, nice to have you here.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Now, you were listing all those things you do.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48You have your children's show, Get Well Soon, on CBeebies.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50How long have you been doing that for?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Oh, a good few years now, actually.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53It's constantly on repeat,

0:06:53 > 0:06:56so I'm sure parents out there will be really glad to know that!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58And have you got a practice, as well?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I work in a children's hospital in London.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04So I work specifically in the Accident and Emergency Department

0:07:04 > 0:07:06and that's my day job, essentially.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08So you have got...? You've got time to fit that in?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Just about!- Just about. I mean, it's not like paediatricians

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- have masses of time on their hands. - No, it keeps me busy.- Yeah.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16I should think it does.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Also I was very pleased to see in your publicity photos

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- you're wearing your stethoscope. - Yeah.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22I was very pleased to see that.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25I find it always helps people think that I'm a real doctor!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Yeah!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- It just reminds them. - That's a good tip.- Yeah.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Now, Ranj, what would you like to go for?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35You see, there's three that I definitely know

0:07:35 > 0:07:38and one that I think I know, but I'm going to go for...

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Clocks, Coldplay. - Coldplay, says Ranj.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Let's see if that's right,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45let's see how many of our 100 people said Coldplay.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49It's right.

0:07:49 > 0:07:5114 is our only score at this point.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Coldplay takes us down to 31.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56APPLAUSE

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Not bad.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Another good answer, yeah. It's a song about clocks

0:08:00 > 0:08:01and clock shops.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Thank you.- Pleasure.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Vicki, welcome.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Getting On, I would say probably the pinnacle

0:08:08 > 0:08:09of an already very successful career.

0:08:09 > 0:08:13Well, thank you. Yes, we're very, very proud of Getting On.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15And, yeah, it was a great thing to be part of

0:08:15 > 0:08:19and create and write and be in, which was wonderful.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I think one of the things that really struck everybody about it

0:08:22 > 0:08:25was how genuinely steeped in the NHS it was,

0:08:25 > 0:08:29- it had a very real sort of, a patina of the real thing.- Yeah.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Have you spent a lot of time in hospitals?- Yeah.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34We did an awful lot of research and hung around hospitals,

0:08:34 > 0:08:38talked to lots and lots of doctors and nurses, everyone we could find, really,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40porters, and anybody connected with hospitals.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42And then just tried to stuff it all in, basically.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44And that was what we did.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47And also, some of your characters wearing stethoscopes, as well,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- which, to me, gives an air of... - That was a clue!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- You know it's real, right? - Yeah, yeah.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah. Vicki...

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, OK, so I do know three of these, which I'm amazed at,

0:08:56 > 0:08:59cos I literally thought I would know nothing coming on this programme.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I've got one that I'm not sure about but I'm going to take a risk.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05And that is Time After Time, I'm going to say Cyndi Lauper.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Cyndi Lauper. Cyndi Lauper, says Vicki.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Cyndi Lauper, Time After Time.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Absolutely right.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Oh!- 51.

0:09:19 > 0:09:2151 for Cyndi Lauper.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's an amazing song, Time After Time.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26- You know, even Miles Davis did a version of it.- Did he really?

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- Yeah, very shortly after it was a hit.- Wow.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Thanks very much.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Now, Guy, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.- Great to have you here.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You're the sort of CEO, aren't you, of Holby?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yes, and I'm a brilliant surgeon.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I don't know how I do it, really!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Because I'm totally ignorant and my handshakes.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- But also you were in the last two Harry Potter films.- I was.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I was the final Minister for Magic - Pius Thicknesse.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54That means you now have a following for the rest of your life.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Every stage door you walk out of, they'll be crowds of...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- "You're not wearing the same wig and the same..."- Yeah.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03I've just been cut out of the new Tarzan film.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Well, congratulations!- Thank you.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- That's a great film to be cut out of.- Yeah.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10It was a tiny role and I graciously condescended to give it

0:10:10 > 0:10:13and they decided it wasn't worth it!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15And I don't blame them.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18But you weren't kidding about the bus driving, either.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- You are a bus driver. - I'm a qualified coach driver, yes.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23And do you work as a coach driver?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27I have done, yeah. Actually, the first morning I did a run,

0:10:27 > 0:10:31somebody phoned up the boss and said,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34"But what is that bloke off the telly doing driving my coach?!"

0:10:34 > 0:10:39And I did have to keep explaining that, although I'm not a qualified doctor,

0:10:39 > 0:10:40I'm a fully-qualified coach driver.

0:10:40 > 0:10:44That, as I did a six-metre long scrape along the side of a taxi

0:10:44 > 0:10:47outside the Playhouse Theatre!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Now, Guy, you're the last person to have this board.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- Yes.- That's one of the weirdest stories I've ever heard!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Well, it is, I know. Imagine that.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56I was a Noddy train driver on Hengistbury Head, Bournemouth,

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'll have you know!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- I did not know that! I did not know that.- Brilliant.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04London taxi cab, the engine.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Guy, this board is all yours. Do you want to go through it

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- and fill in all our blanks for us? - No, I'm completely at a loss.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Erm...

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'm completely rubbish at this, so I'll make this up.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I'm going to go for Times Like These, Franz Ferdinand.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Franz Ferdinand, says Guy.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Let's see if that's right. Ranj is impressed.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Even if it isn't right! I don't know, we will see.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Franz Ferdinand, is that right and how many people said it?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh, bad luck, Guy.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Right, I'll go back to the Noddy train!

0:11:33 > 0:11:37I'm afraid Franz Ferdinand is an incorrect answer, scoring you 100 points.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39But the round isn't over yet,

0:11:39 > 0:11:42anything can happen in the next pass, you never know.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- But, yes, 100 points for that. - That's unlucky, though.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Once you see those initials and Franz Ferdinand is in your head,

0:11:47 > 0:11:48it's not going to go away.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- It's the Foo Fighters... - Oh, them!- ..I'm afraid, yeah.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Never liked them!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Would have scored you 15 points.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56It's a lovely song.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Sign O' the Times was Prince.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01It would have scored you 30 points.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03- Baby One More Time was the biggest scorer.- Britney Spears.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Britney Spears. That's 58.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07The best scorer, One Week, the Canadian band...

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Oh, Barenaked Ladies. - Barenaked Ladies.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12And that would have scored you eight points. Well done if you said that.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Thanks very much indeed.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16We're halfway through the round, so let's look at those scores.

0:12:16 > 0:12:1814, Amanda. What about that?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20The best score of the pass,

0:12:20 > 0:12:22putting you and Charles right at the top of the table.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Then up to 31, where we find Ranj and Hilary.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Then up to 51, where we find Vicki and Ricky.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29And then up to 100, where we find Guy and Rosie.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Now, who knows what will happen in the next pass, Rosie,

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- but let's have a low score from you...- Oh, thanks!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36- ..just to make sure... - No pressure!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38We'll put some nice things up on the board for you.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41I'm sure there'll be something there you can find a nice low score for.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42We'll come back down the line now.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52OK, we're going to put seven more time-related songs up on the board. And here they come.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54We've got...

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I'll read those all one last time.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31Rosie...a very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Now, obviously, Holby is your thing,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35but you actually did the crossover

0:13:35 > 0:13:38because you were in the Casualty 30th anniversary episode.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Yes.- How was that?

0:13:40 > 0:13:44It was good. You get summoned and all of a sudden you're down in Wales.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Oh, is it Wales where they film it? - Yes.- Oh, it's Wales...

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Considering it's supposed be the same hospital.- Well, exactly.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- And also, so you've now seen both sides.- Yes.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53You've seen how the other half act.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56It only took ten years to get there, but, yes.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- What are the differences? - It's completely different.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01I mean, we are very professional, they're not...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Oh...!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Our scripts are really great, they're not!

0:14:05 > 0:14:10They're wonderful, it's great, it's a really good place to work, they're so welcoming.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12But it is, it's a totally different place.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13And what's really strange about it

0:14:13 > 0:14:15is it's the ED Department of our hospital

0:14:15 > 0:14:19and yet you never see us, we never see you guys...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21I think we should definitely be doing more crossovers.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I think everybody would really, really enjoy that.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yeah, particularly after what you've just said!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Yes! They really want me there! - Yeah!

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- Now, Rosie, you're on 100. - You're the high-scorers.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31We have to have a low score from you to keep you in the game.

0:14:31 > 0:14:36I'm afraid I don't know any of these. So I'm going to guess.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Sunny Afternoon, I think, is the Kinks.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42The Kinks, says Rosie. No red line for you, you are the high-scorers.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Let's see how far down the column you get with the Kinks.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49It's right!

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- 58.- Oh, God, that's high.

0:14:53 > 0:14:5658 takes your total up to 158.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Yeah, it's also the title of the West End musical

0:15:00 > 0:15:03with the Kinks' music. It won the Olivier Award in 2015.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Sunny Afternoon. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- Ricky, welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.- Great to have you here.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Now, before you broke into comedy and then acting,

0:15:11 > 0:15:15and your documentary making and all the other stuff you have done so successfully,

0:15:15 > 0:15:19you were a hairdresser and a champion boxer.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21- That's correct. At the same time. - At the same time?

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Which is very confusing.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- But you were called Ricky "Goodnight" Grover.- Yeah.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28How many times did you say "goodnight"

0:15:28 > 0:15:31before delivering the sucker punch?

0:15:31 > 0:15:3230 times.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Goodnight.- Goodnight.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- It might be 31 tonight, if you don't give me easy questions!- OK, OK!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:15:40 > 0:15:43I've got good news for you, Ricky, you're through to the next round!

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It doesn't matter what you score.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Just because you're great! - Cheers!

0:15:48 > 0:15:53You know, I want to go for Rock Around The Clock, Bill Haley.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55But I don't know who he was hanging about with at the time,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57who the other people were.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Rock Around The Clock, Bill Haley.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Let me have that!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07LAUGHTER

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Come on, look who I'm up against!

0:16:09 > 0:16:13These are all clever, they've stayed on at school and everything!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Half of the people here have got glasses!

0:16:17 > 0:16:23- Bill Haley is good, isn't it? - Bill Haley And...?

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Bill Haley And...?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, I'm sorry, I've had to stop there, Bill Haley.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Bill Haley.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Ricky is going to say Bill Haley.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34No red line for you because you're already through.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Well, let's see, Bill Haley.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Yes, sadly, we didn't get the last bit, so let's see what happens...

0:16:41 > 0:16:43No, bad luck.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45It scores you 100 points and takes your total up to 151,

0:16:45 > 0:16:47but you're through, anyway, so it's all fine.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Put me out of me misery.- We will do at the end of the round, yeah.

0:16:50 > 0:16:55- Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. - Just in case one of the other guys wants to have a go at it.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Thanks very much indeed.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Now, Hilary, good to have you here, warm welcome to the programme.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Thank you. - Now, you must, I suppose, be...?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04You're like everyone's GP, aren't you?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07The whole country looks on you as their GP.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Do you ever go out in public

0:17:09 > 0:17:13without somebody coming up and presenting some symptoms?

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Rarely! You'd be surprised what people say in a lift,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19on the bus, on the street.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Do you give people the time? Do you...?

0:17:21 > 0:17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't want people to go away thinking

0:17:25 > 0:17:29"Well, he's a bit up himself, isn't he, because he didn't want to talk about my symptoms?"

0:17:29 > 0:17:34So, on the whole, I say, "Look, you know, I can give you a guide

0:17:34 > 0:17:36"but, really, you should be seeing your own doctor,

0:17:36 > 0:17:37"because I can't examine you here."

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You could just keep the stethoscope in your ears and pretend you can't hear them!

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Yeah, I don't carry a stethoscope, I carry a proctoscope, just to be different.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48God, I don't know any people who say, "You're up yourself," if you carry a...

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Now, Hilary, again, you're already through, so it doesn't matter.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54You're on 31.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58I know a couple of the songs, but I don't have a clue who the singers are.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02So I might have another go at Ricky's,

0:18:02 > 0:18:03having given me half of the answer!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05And he's going to knock me out!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08But even then, I'm confused,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11because I think it's Bill Haley And His Comets.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15- Bill Haley And His Comets? - But I thought it was The Comets,

0:18:15 > 0:18:16so I don't know.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Bill Haley And His Comets, let's see if that's right, let's see how and people said it.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22No red line, you're already through.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's right. There we are.

0:18:29 > 0:18:3239, very well done, taking your total up to 70.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Nice round number there.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yeah, Bill Haley And His Comets.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Lots of people think it's The Comets, which is why,

0:18:39 > 0:18:41as soon as you see BH & HC, you're thinking of two people,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44which is, I suspect, why it only scored 39 points.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Now, Charles...

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Now, as Big Mac, do you ever find people mistake you for a doctor?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Or for a paramedic, I should say.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Well, I've been all sorts of things. Because I started off as a porter

0:18:58 > 0:18:59and then I became an ECA,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02which is an assistant to the paramedics,

0:19:02 > 0:19:04and then I became an HCA, which is what I am now,

0:19:04 > 0:19:06which is, basically, an auxiliary nurse.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07So all over the place.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10How good are you at remembering stuff, though?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Because that would be amazing.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- You would be, like, fully trained, wouldn't you?- It's the docs.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's the docs and the nurses that have to remember the stuff.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Fortunately, myself and Tony Marshall get away with murder!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24We don't actually have to remember anything medical, particularly. So, yeah...

0:19:24 > 0:19:28OK, now, Charles. You're on 14, it doesn't matter what you score, either, you're through.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32I'm afraid Rosie and Guy are taking one for the team on this particular round.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Rub it in!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35But do you fancy talking us through the board?

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I have absolutely no desire to talk you through the board whatsoever.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41My father will kill me, because I was brought up in a record shop!

0:19:41 > 0:19:45But the only one I can even think of,

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Final Countdown,

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I think it's Europe, but I'm not sure.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Is that the one you'd like to go for?- Yeah, because the rest of it is a mystery.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Europe. No red line for you. You're already through.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Europe, for the Final Countdown.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02- It's right.- Well done.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03I didn't think it was!

0:20:05 > 0:20:0642, not bad at all.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Taking your total up to 56,

0:20:09 > 0:20:12which, I might add, is the lowest total of the whole round,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14so very, very well done indeed, on the first podium.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Well played, Charles. Let's go through the board.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Do you remember 21 Seconds?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22- It's So Solid Crew! - So Solid Crew, absolutely.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24- That's my era, surely! - Would have scored you 26 points.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27The best answer on the board is Get It Right Next Time.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Gerry Rafferty? - Gerry Rafferty, yeah.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Did you work that out by the initials? Very good, nine points.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Another one you can work out by the initials here.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Iron Maiden?- Iron Maiden, 2 Minutes To Midnight.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Another good scorer, 11 points.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- And Once In A Lifetime? - Talking Heads.- Talking Heads.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43And that's 15 points.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- So some low scorers there.- There we are, thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48So at the end of our first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:20:48 > 0:20:52I'm so sorry, it's Rosie and Guy, with their high score of 158.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54A high-scoring round, that one.

0:20:54 > 0:20:58- It's been great having you on. Far too soon to be sending you back. - It was my fault!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00- I should have gone for Prince. - But come and play again.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Come and play again. But wonderful to have you on.- Thank you.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Thanks so much, Rosie and Guy. - Thank you.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06APPLAUSE

0:21:06 > 0:21:09But for our remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15And look at that, we're suddenly down to three pairs.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair, in time for our head-to-head round.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Well, I have to say, hats off, Casualty!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- Bragging rights over Holby City, there.- I know, I'm super happy!

0:21:24 > 0:21:27I said, "As long as I beat them, I'm really happy!"

0:21:27 > 0:21:30There we are, and you've done it. Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Cities. Can you all decide in your pairs,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:21:49 > 0:21:55to name as many European landmarks as they could.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57European landmarks. Richard...

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Yeah, we're going to show you 16 pictures now

0:22:00 > 0:22:02of different landmarks in European cities.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06You just need to tell us one of the cities that you see up on this board, please.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Just give us the most obscure answer you can. Very best of luck.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11OK, thanks very much indeed. So, as Richard explained,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14we're going to put an image up on the board of 16 cities.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17That won't change, that will stay up for the entire round.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20So good luck, Charles, going last there.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Yeah, you just have to name one of the cities you see up on the board.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Let's have a look at that image. Here it comes.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31There we go.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35And, Amanda, we come to you first.

0:22:35 > 0:22:39Oh, no! Oh, my days, I literally don't know any of them.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Oh, my mum will hate me right now!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh, my goodness.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Erm...

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Erm...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I feel like I should know one and I don't.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'm going to throw Vienna out there.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- You're going to say Vienna. - Is that a city?

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Vienna.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Let's find out.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01How many of our 100 people said Vienna. Is it right?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05I'm sorry!

0:23:05 > 0:23:06Bad luck, Amanda.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'm afraid Vienna not up on the board.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11- I'm making up for the last round, surely.- That scores you 100 points.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14- Richard...- And Vienna is a city, that's the good news.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- It might as well have been up there. - There we go. Thank you very much.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Hilary...

0:23:19 > 0:23:22I'm going to say...Florence.

0:23:22 > 0:23:23Florence.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Because I think I recognise the bridge.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28That'll be why you'd said it. Yeah.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Florence. Let's see if that's right.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Let's see how many of our 100 people said Florence.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37It's right.

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Good...

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, we like that. We like that!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- 13.- We do like it.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Well done, Hilary. - Yeah, well played, Hilary.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52That's the Ponte Vecchio you're recognising there.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55It's had shops in it since the 13th century, the Ponte Vecchio.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58That probably what London Bridge used to look like, isn't it?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Yeah, very similar.- Thank you very much, Richard.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Now, Vicki.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I think there's a lot of water, in what I'm looking at,

0:24:05 > 0:24:09and I think I'm looking at St Mark's in Venice?

0:24:09 > 0:24:12You are going to go for St Mark's in...?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15- Well, Venice is the city.- So, yeah, so, Venice, you're going to go for.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Let's see if Venice is right

0:24:16 > 0:24:18and let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22It's right.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Well done.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- 13 is our low score at this point. - Well done.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- And you get 19. Very nicely done.- Well done.

0:24:29 > 0:24:3119 for Venice.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Another good answer, yeah, there's Venice.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round, let's look at those scores.

0:24:38 > 0:24:4113 the best score of that pass, Hilary, hats off to you.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Hilary and Ranj looking pretty strong at this point.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Then up to 19, where we find Vicki and Ricky.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48And then up to 100, Amanda and Charles.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- She said the one I knew. - Oh, I'm sorry.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Sorry, mate.- I'm sorry. - I didn't even mean Vienna.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Oh, I know, I've made that mistake many, many times before.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- Er, now, Charles. - Yeah...

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Remember when it gets to you, you have to score as low as you possibly can.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04But someone else might score 100. They just might.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Anything could happen in the next pass, but best of luck.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Back down the line now. Second players, please step up to the podium.

0:25:13 > 0:25:17OK. Now, Ricky, there you are, you're on 19.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Charles and Amanda on 100, so 80 or less gets you through.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24One of them looks like my aquarium.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Erm, let me have a look...

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Rhodes!

0:25:30 > 0:25:31- Rhodes?- Yes.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Rhodes, says Ricky. OK, here is your red line.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Nice and high, but you've got to get below it with Rhodes.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Let's see if you can. If you do, you're definitely in the head-to-head.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44How many people said Rhodes? Is it right?

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Oh, I'm sorry. That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 119.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55But you could very easily still be in the game.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Yeah, sorry, not Rhodes. There are roads on those pictures...

0:25:58 > 0:26:00That... That I would give you.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'm just messing about.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I'm starving, I want to get on!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Now, Ranj, I've got good news for you, Ranj. You are through to the next round.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- It doesn't matter what you score. You cannot lose.- Yes! Yes!

0:26:12 > 0:26:14But we do need an answer from you, though.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Erm, so, my geography is awful.

0:26:18 > 0:26:24I'm going to go for the one that is probably the most obvious,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- and that's Paris.- Paris...

0:26:26 > 0:26:27- Yeah.- ..says Ranj.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Paris.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32No red line for you, you're already through.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36It's right.

0:26:40 > 0:26:4239. There we are.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Taking your total up to 52.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Well played, Ranj.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49Yeah, there's the Louvre there, in Paris.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Thanks very much. Now, then, Charles...

0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Oh...!- This is exciting.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55You have to score 18 or less. You have to.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Right.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59So...

0:26:59 > 0:27:02There are several, I know a few, I'm just trying to think,

0:27:02 > 0:27:06which is the one that is the least...?

0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'm going to go for Berlin.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Berlin, says Charles.

0:27:11 > 0:27:15Ranj is nodding, but then he nodded at Franz Ferdinand. So, erm...

0:27:16 > 0:27:18So there we are.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20You have to get below that. It's quite low.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Berlin - is it right? How many people said it?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30It's not the Brandenburg Gate.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Oooh, Charles, I'm sorry, I'm afraid not Berlin.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37That scores you 100 points and it takes your total up to 200.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Yeah, sorry. And, also, if you're a penchant of Ranj's

0:27:39 > 0:27:41and he's nodding his head, it is not good news!

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Now, this is a tough board, I have to say.

0:27:48 > 0:27:51There's four pointless answers up there, amongst our 16,

0:27:51 > 0:27:55one of which is the Paul Klee Museum in Bern.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Cardiff, there's Cardiff Castle.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00That was a pointless answer. Very well done if you said that.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Frankfurt - there's the European Central Bank building.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07- I can't believe no-one recognised the new European Central Bank building.- Look at that!

0:28:07 > 0:28:11And Malmo, the Turning Torso - those were all pointless answers.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14Very low-scorers. Glasgow, that's the Kelvingrove Museum and Gallery.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Would have scored you one point.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18Two points for Lisbon.

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Two points also for Munich.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21No Berlin, but Munich is there.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23Three points for Amsterdam.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Eight for Dublin.

0:28:25 > 0:28:26Nine for St Petersburg.

0:28:26 > 0:28:2811 for Prague.

0:28:28 > 0:28:31The top two scorers - 42 points for Moscow

0:28:31 > 0:28:35and the biggest scorer of all, 54 for Athens.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37There we are, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39So, at the end of our second round,

0:28:39 > 0:28:41I'm afraid it's Charles and Amanda we have to say goodbye to.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44- It was tough, that! - At least we beat Holby!

0:28:44 > 0:28:47Listen, you beat Holby!

0:28:47 > 0:28:50You can just walk on air as you leave the studio!

0:28:50 > 0:28:52- But Cardiff...- We should have known Cardiff!- I know!

0:28:52 > 0:28:54- I'm kicking myself, I've been there about four times, as well!- Oh, no.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Well, listen, we'll see you again another time.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00Please come back and play again. It's been lovely having you here. Charles and Amanda! Wonderful!

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Thank you.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05But for Ranj and Hilary and Vicki and Ricky,

0:29:05 > 0:29:07it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:29:11 > 0:29:14Congratulations, Ranj and Hilary, Vicki and Ricky.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:29:17 > 0:29:21which currently stands at £2,500.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- AUDIENCE:- Wooooooh!

0:29:23 > 0:29:25So, we've reached that wonderful place where we have to decide

0:29:25 > 0:29:27who goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30And we do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33But the difference is, you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers

0:29:33 > 0:29:35which, I think, just takes a lot of pressure off,

0:29:35 > 0:29:37means you can start to relax and enjoy yourselves.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40First player to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43- Well, look at this, it's pretend medicine versus real medicine.- Yes.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45- That's it! - Don't set us up!- Yes!

0:29:45 > 0:29:47The pretenders versus the real thing.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head!

0:29:50 > 0:29:54APPLAUSE

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:30:03 > 0:30:06- Types of dance, Richard. - Yeah, we're going to show you the names of five types of dances

0:30:06 > 0:30:08that are performed on Strictly Come Dancing.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12Now, we've missed out alternate letters from each one - can you fill in those gaps, please?

0:30:12 > 0:30:16OK, let's reveal our five types of dance, and here they come...

0:30:26 > 0:30:27I'll read those again.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38There we are. Now, Ranj and Hilary,

0:30:38 > 0:30:41you have been our low-scorers up to this point, so you will go first.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52- We'd like to go for the fourth one. - Yes.

0:30:52 > 0:30:55And we reckon that's American Smooth.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57American Smooth.

0:30:57 > 0:31:00American Smooth. Now, then, Vicki and Ricky?

0:31:00 > 0:31:05Well, yeah, I... Foxtrot, Salsa, Jive,

0:31:05 > 0:31:06and then I suspect the top one

0:31:06 > 0:31:09is the one that is going to be the one that would win,

0:31:09 > 0:31:12if we could know it. But I don't know what it is.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15- I'm going to go Salsa.- Salsa.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17So we have American Smooth and we have Salsa.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Ranj and Hilary said American Smooth.

0:31:19 > 0:31:24Let's see how many of our 100 people got that.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26American Smooth is right.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28We like that, don't we?

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Oh, not bad. Look at that, down it goes. Good score.

0:31:31 > 0:31:3318 for American Smooth.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35APPLAUSE

0:31:35 > 0:31:38Meanwhile, Vicki and Ricky have gone for Salsa.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39Let's see if that's right.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Salsa.

0:31:44 > 0:31:46- Is right. - It's going to be high.- Yeah.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48There we are, 75 for Salsa.

0:31:48 > 0:31:49Very well done.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52Ranj and Hilary, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Yes. American Smooth is the best answer on that board.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58And funnily enough, of the three you knew, Salsa was the best answer.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00You do know that top one, it's simpler than you think.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Charleston. Charleston, yeah. - Oh!- Oh, of course it is, yeah.

0:32:02 > 0:32:06- It wouldn't have won you the point, though, it would have scored 34. - That's all right, then.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10Er... Foxtrot is a huge scorer - 92 points for Foxtrot.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13And 87 points for Jive.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Thank you very much. Here comes your second question.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19Now, Vicki and Ricky, you have to win this one to stay in the game, but you get to answer it first.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21You've got a bit of an advantage there. Best of luck with that.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24The second question this evening is all about...

0:32:24 > 0:32:27LAUGHTER

0:32:27 > 0:32:31- This is not fixed in any way! - Doctors and GPs, Richard.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35Er, in fact, what we're going to show you is five famous faces now,

0:32:35 > 0:32:39all of whose initials are either DR or GP.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41- Can you...?- Oh, no!- OK!

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Can you identify them with...?

0:32:43 > 0:32:45You sound very disappointed!

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Oh, we were so looking forward to seeing some pictures of GPs!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50LAUGHTER

0:32:50 > 0:32:52- Can you identify...? - You'd have known if they were proper doctors and GPs

0:32:52 > 0:32:54because they'd have had stethoscopes!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56There you are.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Thanks, Richard. So let's reveal our five DRs and GPs.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00And here they are...

0:33:23 > 0:33:25There we are.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Five famous DRs or GPs.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31Now, Vicki and Ricky, you will go first.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45OK, I think we're going to go B - Diana Ross.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48B - Diana Ross, say Vicki and Ricky.

0:33:49 > 0:33:52Ranj and Hilary, that board is all yours.

0:33:52 > 0:33:53Talk us through the DRs and GPs.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56I only know one other one. I don't know about you, Hilary.

0:33:56 > 0:34:01I can only make the first one, which is Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:34:01 > 0:34:04- Erm...- No, none of them have got stethoscopes around their necks, so I'm at a loss.

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Yeah, I know, they're completed baffling.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- So you're going to go with Ranj's answer.- We'll have to.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11OK, you're going to go with A - Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13So we have Diana Ross and we have Gwyneth Paltrow.

0:34:13 > 0:34:18Vicki and Ricky went Diana Ross. Let's see if that's right for B. Let's see how many people got it.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22It's right.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23Well done.

0:34:23 > 0:34:2458.

0:34:29 > 0:34:3058 for Diana Ross.

0:34:30 > 0:34:34Now, then, Ranj and Hilary have gone for Gwyneth Paltrow for A.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Let's see how many of our 100 people got that.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41It's right.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Oh, it's close! Look at that, 62!

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Wow!

0:34:45 > 0:34:48Wow, just four points in it. But very well done.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51Vicki and Ricky, you're back in the game, after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54Very well played. C is one of our finest actors.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Ah, lovely Geoffrey Palmer!

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Geoffrey Palmer would have scored you 30 points.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02This next gentleman, do you know who this is?

0:35:02 > 0:35:04- Gregory Peck. - Gregory Peck is exactly right.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08- Oh, Gregory Peck! - Yeah, look at that, 21 points.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11- The final one probably looks most like a GP.- He does, doesn't he?

0:35:11 > 0:35:14- It's the drummer from Blur. - Dave Rowntree.- Dave Rowntree, yep.

0:35:14 > 0:35:18Would have scored you one point, so, very well done if you said that.

0:35:18 > 0:35:20There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22OK, so here comes your third question.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot for their charity.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29So, best of luck to both pairs. Our third question is all about...

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Creatures of the sea, Richard.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35There will be five clues now to facts about various sea creatures.

0:35:35 > 0:35:38Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer

0:35:38 > 0:35:40is playing for the jackpot, so very best of luck.

0:35:40 > 0:35:44OK, thanks, Richard. So let's reveal our five clues and here they come.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10I shall read those one last time.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34- Ranj and Hilary, it's you first. - Shall we go for the third one?

0:36:34 > 0:36:36I think...yeah.

0:36:36 > 0:36:40I think we're going to go for the third one down.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43Surprise, surprise, it's got the word respiratory in it.

0:36:43 > 0:36:47- Can I go with gills? - Gills, say Ranj and Hilary. Gills.

0:36:47 > 0:36:50Now, Vicki and Ricky, the board is all yours.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54Um, I only really knew gills and, er...

0:36:55 > 0:36:56..mermaid.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02The name of this fish is the surname of the First Minister of Scotland.

0:37:03 > 0:37:06Oh! Oh, that's, erm...

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Salmon! Salmon. - Yeah, Salmon is a good name.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10Oh, it is, innit?

0:37:12 > 0:37:15- I'm going to go Salmon, top one, Salmon.- Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17OK, you're going Salmon for the top one.

0:37:17 > 0:37:18So we have gills and we have Salmon.

0:37:18 > 0:37:21Now, Ranj and Hilary said gills. Let's see if that's right.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Let's see how many of our 100 people said gills.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28It's right.

0:37:29 > 0:37:3171 is what it scores.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Now, Vicky and Ricky have gone for Salmon for this next one.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:37:43 > 0:37:45Oh...! I was so convinced!

0:37:45 > 0:37:48Is there, like, an Alex Salmon? Is that like...?

0:37:48 > 0:37:51We shall see. All will be revealed shortly.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52But very well done, Ranj and Hilary.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:37:55 > 0:37:56Very well done.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58APPLAUSE

0:37:58 > 0:38:02You won't be the only person, Vicki, who said Salmon. You're thinking of Alex Salmond.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05- I was so pleased. - But it's Nicola Sturgeon.- Oh, God!

0:38:05 > 0:38:07- Of course.- You knew that. - I knew that.

0:38:07 > 0:38:09Nicola Sturgeon.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Sturgeon would have scored you 43 points.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14Mermaid would have scored you too many points - 81.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19Ichthyology is the study of fish.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21It would have scored you six points.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23And you don't remember Paul the Octopus?

0:38:23 > 0:38:26- Paul.- Paul the Octopus. - Paul the Octopus!

0:38:27 > 0:38:29Who scored 14 points.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- He was born in Weymouth, Paul the Octopus.- Yeah.- Moved to Germany.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Did he swim?- No, he flew.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38- OK, good.- He flew.

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42OK, so the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:38:42 > 0:38:45I'm sorry to say it's Vicki and Ricky, our lovely rhyming celebrity pair.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47We have to say goodbye. It's been lovely having you on.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50- Oh, thank you, it's been really fun. Thank you.- I'm not going!

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- You stay. You can stay. - No, I'm not going.

0:38:52 > 0:38:55OK, but all the same, it's been lovely having you on.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Vicki and Ricky, thank you so much for playing.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59APPLAUSE

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Right, for Ranj and Hilary, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05APPLAUSE

0:39:05 > 0:39:08Well, congratulations, Ranj and Hilary,

0:39:08 > 0:39:09you've seen off all the competition

0:39:09 > 0:39:12and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy...

0:39:18 > 0:39:21You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- There we are. AUDIENCE:- Woooooooh!

0:39:28 > 0:39:29Well, look at that...

0:39:29 > 0:39:32The proof of the pudding is in the getting through to the final.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34- It's that stethoscope.- Exactly.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Proper stethoscope wearers, versus those charlatans we had on.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40- Seven years training, mate. - I know. Only seven?

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Get out, Hilary, right now!

0:39:43 > 0:39:46But what about that? That's exactly as it should be,

0:39:46 > 0:39:48our proper medics made it through to the final. I don't know how!

0:39:48 > 0:39:51- It makes you feel proud. - Very, very well done.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53I mean apart from medicine, obviously,

0:39:53 > 0:39:56anything else you'd particularly like to see come up in this last round?

0:39:56 > 0:39:58I could do with a bit of sport coming up.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- I quite like music rounds, actually. - OK.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03But I know we've already had it, though, haven't we?

0:40:03 > 0:40:04No, sometimes it comes up in these rounds.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06As you know, we put four categories up there.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09You pick the one that scares you the least

0:40:09 > 0:40:11and behind each one there's three subsets,

0:40:11 > 0:40:14so don't panic if there's nothing you initially like the look of.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16But let's hope there's something you quite like the look of.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Today's selection looks like this. We have...

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Which one would you be most confident about?

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Probably remote locations.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35- OK, let's go for remote locations. - OK. Sounds fun, doesn't it?

0:40:35 > 0:40:38- It sounds fun.- Yeah, remote locations, let's do that.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Very best of luck with this one.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44Three remote locations here and here are your questions about them.

0:40:44 > 0:40:45We are looking for...

0:40:49 > 0:40:52Which is, of course, the remotest of the US states.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54We are looking for...

0:40:58 > 0:41:00The capital of Australia.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01Or we are looking for any...

0:41:05 > 0:41:07In the South Atlantic.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10So US states within 4,000 miles of Hawaii.

0:41:10 > 0:41:14We're looking for any capital city of a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right

0:41:14 > 0:41:16within 4,000 miles of Canberra,

0:41:16 > 0:41:20or any countries, which are sovereign states, which are members of the UN,

0:41:20 > 0:41:23within 4,000 miles of Tristan da Cunha.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25Geography fans will be loving these.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27Hopefully, this is a good category for you. Very best of luck.

0:41:27 > 0:41:31Thanks very much indeed. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33All you need to win that jackpot for your charities

0:41:33 > 0:41:37is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:41:37 > 0:41:40- As we'll ever be.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42There they are. Your time starts now!

0:41:44 > 0:41:47So I don't even know where the last one is!

0:41:47 > 0:41:50- I do.- OK. That's good. - And it's fairly remote.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53- But do you know what's within 4,000 miles of it?- I think so.

0:41:53 > 0:41:56OK, all right. So...where is it?

0:41:56 > 0:41:59It's bang in the middle of the South Atlantic.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02OK, you're going to have to be more specific!

0:42:02 > 0:42:05- There is a country there.- Yeah.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07- There's another continent there.- OK.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11- And it's there, and it's a British dependency...- OK.

0:42:11 > 0:42:12..south of St Helena.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17- 30 seconds left.- Can you come up with three answers to that one?

0:42:17 > 0:42:20- Three?- Yeah, we need three answers. - Three answers, yes.

0:42:20 > 0:42:22I haven't got three.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Yes, yes.

0:42:24 > 0:42:28- Do you want them now?- No, use this minute to think of them.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31- OK, so I'm going to say Namibia. - Right.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33- South Africa.- Yeah. - Ten seconds left.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35And, erm...

0:42:36 > 0:42:37South Africa.

0:42:37 > 0:42:39South America.

0:42:39 > 0:42:40Bolivia.

0:42:40 > 0:42:42No, Uruguay.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44OK, that is your time up.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47Let's have your three answers and if you can say which question you're answering.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49We are answering the last question.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51OK, Tristan da Cunha.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53- South Africa.- South Africa.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55- Namibia.- Namibia.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57And...Bolivia.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00And Bolivia. OK. Three answers there.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Which of those do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- Namibia.- Namibia goes last.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Least likely to be pointless?

0:43:07 > 0:43:09I think most people will have gone for South Africa.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11- Least, Bolivia. - Bolivia we'll put first.

0:43:11 > 0:43:15OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then, and here they are...

0:43:15 > 0:43:18We have got Bolivia, South Africa and Namibia.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20Well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers there.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22Now, if one of these turns out to be pointless

0:43:22 > 0:43:25and wins you that jackpot, 2,500 quid,

0:43:25 > 0:43:27which charities are you playing for?

0:43:27 > 0:43:31So mine's a wonderful little charity called Best Beginnings.

0:43:31 > 0:43:32It's relatively new.

0:43:32 > 0:43:37And it basically helps new and young parents

0:43:37 > 0:43:41to try and reduce child health inequalities across the country.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44They've come up with this fantastic free app called the Baby Buddy app,

0:43:44 > 0:43:50which is available to everyone who's thinking of, or is going to, or has just had a baby.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52I just think they're a cracking little charity

0:43:52 > 0:43:54- and I'm very fond of them. - Wonderful.

0:43:54 > 0:43:58- Hilary, how about you? - Er, the Northern Lights charity.

0:43:58 > 0:43:59They are a wonderful charity,

0:43:59 > 0:44:04who take children with life-limiting illness to Lapland

0:44:04 > 0:44:07before every Christmas to meet the real Santa

0:44:07 > 0:44:08and it's wonderful

0:44:08 > 0:44:12and it's the most moving piece of film that I've ever made with these wonderful kids.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Oh, fantastic.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16APPLAUSE

0:44:16 > 0:44:19Two excellent charities there. Let's hope one of these answers,

0:44:19 > 0:44:22good answers by the way, Hilary, wins that jackpot for them.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24Now, your first answer was Bolivia.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26In each of these cases, we were looking for any country

0:44:26 > 0:44:29that was within 4,00 miles of Tristan da Cunha.

0:44:29 > 0:44:33Now, Bolivia... If this is correct and if it is pointless,

0:44:33 > 0:44:36it will win you £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bolivia. Is it right?

0:44:41 > 0:44:43It is right.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45That's the first thing it had to be.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47The second thing it had to be is pointless.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49If Bolivia takes us all the way down to zero

0:44:49 > 0:44:51you leave here with £2,500 for those charities.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53We are now into single figures. Down it goes... Still going down!

0:44:53 > 0:44:55One!

0:44:55 > 0:44:57- AUDIENCE:- Ooooooh!

0:44:57 > 0:45:00But this is very good. This was just your first answer.

0:45:02 > 0:45:04One for Bolivia.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Very, very well done. Not a pointless answer, therefore,

0:45:07 > 0:45:09but a very impressive one.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11Everything is now riding on your last two answers.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13South Africa was the next.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Again, we're looking for countries within 4,000 miles of Tristan da Cunha.

0:45:16 > 0:45:20Let's see how many of our 100 people said South Africa for £2,500.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22Is it pointless?

0:45:26 > 0:45:27It's right.

0:45:27 > 0:45:30Well, Bolivia took us all they down to one.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33South Africa now takes us down through the 30s, into the 20s,

0:45:33 > 0:45:36into the teens...

0:45:36 > 0:45:37Oh, 11.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41APPLAUSE

0:45:41 > 0:45:43OK.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45That's fine. We've got one more answer.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48Another excellent answer on the board - Namibia.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51And, again, we're looking for countries within 4,000 miles of Tristan da Cunha.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54Namibia. If it's right and if it is pointless,

0:45:54 > 0:45:56it will win you £2,500 for your charities.

0:45:56 > 0:46:00How many of our 100 people said Namibia?

0:46:03 > 0:46:05It's right. Your third correct answer.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07The first answer was Bolivia, scored one.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09The second answer was South Africa, scored 11.

0:46:09 > 0:46:11The third answer, Namibia, takes us down through the teens.

0:46:11 > 0:46:14- Come on, come on!- Passes 11, into the single figures, down we go.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Still going down...

0:46:16 > 0:46:17You've done it!

0:46:17 > 0:46:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Fantastic!

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Very well done indeed.

0:46:23 > 0:46:24Just brilliant.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29There you go, Namibia!

0:46:29 > 0:46:30A pointless answer,

0:46:30 > 0:46:34which means you win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36Very, very, very well done indeed.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:42 > 0:46:45That's terrific stuff. As soon as you know where Tristan da Cunha is,

0:46:45 > 0:46:48there are loads and loads of pointless answers.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50So a great one to choose. Very well done.

0:46:50 > 0:46:52You were right to concentrate on that one, as well.

0:46:52 > 0:46:54Of the three, it's probably the easiest one.

0:46:54 > 0:46:57But we'll look through the pointless answers for the different ones, as well.

0:46:57 > 0:46:59Within 4,000 miles of Hawaii you find...

0:47:01 > 0:47:03Four other pointless answers -

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Arkansas, Minnesota, Missouri and Nebraska.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Very well done if you said any of those.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10The capital cities within 4,000 miles of Canberra,

0:47:10 > 0:47:13you really have to know your capitals for this one. It's a tough one.

0:47:13 > 0:47:14Apia, which is Samoa.

0:47:14 > 0:47:17Two Pointless favourites there. Funafuti, which is Tuvalu,

0:47:17 > 0:47:18and Port Vila, which is Vanuatu.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Suva, which is Fiji.

0:47:20 > 0:47:22In fact, everything was pointless there.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24All the answers, other than Wellington, Jakarta, Singapore,

0:47:24 > 0:47:27Manila and Port Moresby. Everything else pointless.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30Now, onto this last one, where you guys won the money.

0:47:30 > 0:47:32Fantastic news for your charities, very well played.

0:47:32 > 0:47:35There's loads and loads of answers here.

0:47:35 > 0:47:36The great Pointless favourite,

0:47:36 > 0:47:39Central African Republic is a pointless answer.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41Kenya, Madagascar. As you say, Hilary,

0:47:41 > 0:47:43a few South American countries there, as well.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Paraguay. Surinam also a pointless answer.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48But loads and loads of Africa. Sudan, South Sudan, Malawi,

0:47:48 > 0:47:52Botswana, Chad, Swaziland, Comoros, Tanzania,

0:47:52 > 0:47:54Zambia, Angola, Uganda, Mali, Congo,

0:47:54 > 0:47:56Cote d'Ivoire, Liberia, Senegal, Benin.

0:47:56 > 0:47:58Loads and loads of pointless answers.

0:47:58 > 0:48:02- But we only needed one, that was Namibia. Congratulations.- Thank you.

0:48:02 > 0:48:03Thanks very much, Richard.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06And thanks, once again, to our winning players, Ranj and Hilary,

0:48:06 > 0:48:10who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities. Very well done!

0:48:10 > 0:48:13APPLAUSE

0:48:13 > 0:48:17Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:48:21 > 0:48:26APPLAUSE