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0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:25 > 0:00:27and a very warm welcome to this special international edition

0:00:27 > 0:00:31of Pointless Celebrities, the show where the aim of the game is

0:00:31 > 0:00:33to score as few points as you can. You do that by coming up

0:00:33 > 0:00:35with the answers no-one else could think of.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44And couple number one.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I am Nancy Lam, I cook,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49but I don't spoil the cook.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53And I'm Sam Simmons, I'm an Australian idiot.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Couple number two.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I am Guillem Balague, a member of Sky Sports coverage

0:01:00 > 0:01:02of the Spanish football for 19 years.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03And I write some books.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07I'm Ossie Ardiles, football player. Well, I used to be one.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08APPLAUSE

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Couple number three.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Hi, I'm Kym Mazelle, I'm the First Lady of House Music.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16# House music all night long! #

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Yeah. And I'm Jimmy Osmond, I'm the youngest member of a pop band

0:01:20 > 0:01:22that's been around a while called The Osmonds.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE

0:01:26 > 0:01:28And finally, couple number four.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29He's Johnny from Jedward, I'm Edward

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- and I'm in the group Jedward. - We're best friends,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33and we're here on Pointless for the third time.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36And the theme was Hollywood, so we've got some bling-bling.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39She's got her bling. You've got your red, you've got your suits.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- We're all ready.- Let's go. - APPLAUSE

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Thank you very much indeed, all of you,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47a very warm welcome to Pointless. We'll get to chat to each of you

0:01:47 > 0:01:49throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54A man with a brain the size of the Central African Republic,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57and by brain, we mean a cranial organ that's recognised

0:01:57 > 0:01:59by the United Nations board of surgeons.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Hiya. Hey, everybody. Good evening.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09- Good evening to you.- Good evening.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12This is like the most surreal dinner party anyone has ever had.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Don't you think? Lovely, though. - We haven't even had the food yet.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Wonderful to have John and Edward back again.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20One of my life's ambitions is to get Jedward past Round One on the show.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Yes.- Never...- It's my ambition as well cos I feel like...

0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's like the sequel to movies, there's one, two and three,

0:02:26 > 0:02:29but I don't think we're going to come back for four.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Maybe when we get really, really older, but...

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Yes, thanks for having us back. - It's such a pleasure.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Now...- Yeah.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Also on the show, I think I was just talking to him, Jimmy Osmond.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Now, my entire life, people have spelt my surname wrong,

0:02:43 > 0:02:46because I'm an Osman. The Osmonds are Osmonds.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- But we think somehow we must be related.- We've got to be related.

0:02:49 > 0:02:50He does look like some of my relatives.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- You're a bit taller than we are. - Yes, but there's more of you,

0:02:53 > 0:02:55so stand one of you on the other one's shoulders.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58And suddenly... Stick Donny on your shoulders, put glasses on him.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Suddenly you're thinking, "Hold on a minute."- I do that sometimes.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04But, yeah, listen, it's going to be a long evening,

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- but a fun evening, I suspect. - Lovely. Well, thank you very much.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people

0:03:09 > 0:03:11before the show. Our contestants here are looking for

0:03:11 > 0:03:13those all-important pointless answers,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15these are answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Find one of those and we'll add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

0:03:23 > 0:03:27we're going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28There we are.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39So, remember this, the pair with the highest score

0:03:39 > 0:03:42at the end of each round will be eliminated,

0:03:42 > 0:03:44so keep those scores down, if you can.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46No conferring till we get to the third round.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Best of luck to all four pairs, our first category this evening...

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Film Romance.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59who's going to go second? And whoever's going first,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01please step up to the podium.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08OK. And the question concerns...

0:04:10 > 0:04:12On-screen Kisses. Richard.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14On each board we're going to show you some pairs of actors

0:04:14 > 0:04:17who've shared famous on-screen kisses on film.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18We just need you to tell us the name of the film

0:04:18 > 0:04:20in which these actors kissed, please.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home,

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- so very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28So, we want the name of the film in which these pairs of actors kissed.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31And here is our first board of seven. We've got...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'll read those all again.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Sam, welcome.- OK.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Good to have you here on Pointless. - Thank you for having me.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Now, Sam, before we get into that... - Yeah.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Just tell me...tell me about...

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Cos you're a comedian now, but you started off,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- you were a zookeeper.- Yes, I used to pick up poo professionally.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- That was my thing.- What about that? Where did you do that?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I was at Melbourne Zoo, and Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- And... Yeah, I lived the dream. - You went from zoo to zoo.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Yeah, I got around.- And how do you then cross over into comedy,

0:05:36 > 0:05:37or were you doing comedy all the while?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39They used to stick me out in the paddock

0:05:39 > 0:05:42when, say, the elephant was off getting some footwork done,

0:05:42 > 0:05:44cos they've got bad feet, elephants get bad feet,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46that's what happens. They'd be off display,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48they'd stick me out there with a headset microphone on,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51and then I'd pull apart elephant poos

0:05:51 > 0:05:53and do little displays for the general public and go,

0:05:53 > 0:05:56"Hey, look in here, kids, I found my car keys."

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Anyway, so then someone offered me a job in radio, like an idiot,

0:05:59 > 0:06:02and now I don't know what I'm doing, and where are we?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04- What's going on here?- I don't know.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06- Pointless, the best show in the world.- Pointless.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Now, Sam.- Yes.- On-screen Kisses. What would you like to go for?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Remember, a nice, obscure low-scoring answer

0:06:11 > 0:06:13is what you're after.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I think it's going to be Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I think it was called...

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Bridget?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The film was called Bridget or Margaret.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Or Molly.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27One woman's name. Margaret.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I don't know. I don't know, Nancy.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32I don't know Nancy. Nancy doesn't understand a word I'm saying.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Do you have to take the first answer?

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I have to take your first answer, I'm afraid.- All right, OK.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm sorry. So, Bridget. Sam is saying Bridget...

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- I've got it wrong.- ..for Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Let's see if it's right,

0:06:42 > 0:06:44let's see how many of our 100 people said Bridget.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, I'm sorry, Sam.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49I'm sorry, not Bridget.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Scores you 100 points. - I'll tell you what, Sam,

0:06:51 > 0:06:53if we were going to have trouble with someone,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I did not predict it was going to be you.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Not Bridget, I'm afraid, I'll give all the correct answers

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- at the end of the pass. - Thank you very much.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Guillem, great to have you here. Welcome to Pointless.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05And you're a football pundit extraordinaire.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I mean, you've written books, haven't you?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09You've written huge numbers of books.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Biographies. Who have you written? - That's right.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Lionel Messi.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo,

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Pep Guardiola...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Rafa Benitez, in a way. A book about Liverpool, so...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Only the best.- Only the best.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27I also read that you've got your coaching certificate B.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Yes, B licence. - You've got your B licence.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Always need a B licence. - Oh, well, absolutely.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35If you've got an apiary, you're going to need a B licence.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- Yeah.- Allows you to enter a lot of bars.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40But then you're going for the A licence.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What's the difference between the two?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's just more hours of coaching, more understanding.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49It's just really an excuse to understand the...

0:07:49 > 0:07:51the game I'm involved with as a writer or a pundit.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Is this because you want to understand it better,

0:07:53 > 0:07:56or is it because you're going to start a new career as a manager?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I will be coaching or run...

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- or help run a club called Biggleswade United.- That's right.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04We've got under 14s, under 16s, under 12s,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06so I might get involved in that side a little bit.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Which is, I think, the most fascinating thing I've ever done,

0:08:09 > 0:08:12- get involved with a football club.- Wonderful.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Now, Guillem, how are you finding this board of on-screen kisses?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17It will be all right as long as I can say the name

0:08:17 > 0:08:19of the films in Spanish - is that OK?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Er...- No?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23All right, well, then I have to just go for Tony Curtis

0:08:23 > 0:08:25and Marilyn Monroe...

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Oh, no, that's the one I was going for.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Some Like It Hot. - Some Like It Hot, says Guillem.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people

0:08:32 > 0:08:34went for that, Some Like It Hot.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's right.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Well, 100's our high score,

0:08:39 > 0:08:42and you've passed that very comfortably.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- 40 for Some Like It Hot. Excellent film.- All right.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- APPLAUSE - Very well played, Guillem.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Other than upsetting Jedward, yeah, terrific answer.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51I actually had that movie, Some Like It Hot.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I actually got the Marilyn Monroe boxset.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I was about to ask whether you had that movie, if you had a boxset...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Thanks very much. Kym, welcome to Pointless.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Thank you. It's great to be here. Hello, everybody.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- The First Lady of House. - The First Lady of House Music.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Now, when did you get to become the First Lady of House?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- When was that proclaimed? - Well, that was proclaimed here

0:09:09 > 0:09:13by being signed as one of the first house artists,

0:09:13 > 0:09:17females, to a major label deal, worldwide, in the UK,

0:09:17 > 0:09:22EMI Records, for about 1 million, something like this.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Fantastic.- Yeah.- Now, you grew up in the same street as the Jacksons.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I grew up... Yeah, two doors down from Michael, Tito,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Jermaine, La Toya, the Jacksons. Yeah.- That is incredible.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35So you grew up alongside them. What was that street like?

0:09:35 > 0:09:36The street was full of music.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- I mean, you come outside and start to play...- Yeah.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40..soon as you hear the guitars cranked up.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Yeah.- So that was really, really good.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44And it influenced me to go into music.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48I saw him leave down the street and go into the TV.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50So as a little kid, I thought,

0:09:50 > 0:09:53"I want to leave from the house and go into the TV."

0:09:53 > 0:09:55So now I'm in the TV.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Now you're in the TV. Now, Kym,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59what would you like to go for on this board?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, they did pick the one that I had my eye on,

0:10:02 > 0:10:04which was Some Like It Hot.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05But, erm...

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Dirty Dancing. - Dirty Dancing, says Kim.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Dirty Dancing.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18- It's right.- OK.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Now, 100's the high score...

0:10:20 > 0:10:2265 is what you get for Dirty Dancing.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Not bad.- Definitely not. - Not bad at all.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Yeah, well played, Kim. Baby and Johnny Castle.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Now, John. Welcome back to Pointless.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Thanks for having me, Al. I love the way you talk to me.- Listen...

0:10:36 > 0:10:39You're just like, "Hey, John. Welcome back to Pointless."

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- I love the way you call me Al, I like that.- Al.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now, John, you've been in China.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46OK, we got to go to China. It was unreal.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- What were you doing in China? - The shows over there,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50basically, cos they always play our music,

0:10:50 > 0:10:52the songs that we write and produce ourselves,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54they play them on MTV and all the different TV shows.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56They love songs with meanings, deep meanings

0:10:56 > 0:10:58because they translate them into Chinese.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59And we write really deep, meaningful songs.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02I know to the English public that might come as a shock,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04some of you are still stuck back seven years ago,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06we were on the other TV shows. We don't mention that show.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Anyway, we're on Pointless now. - I tell you what...- It's going great,

0:11:10 > 0:11:12they're going to have us back to do more TV shows

0:11:12 > 0:11:13and we're going to do...

0:11:13 > 0:11:15These shows are watched by 90 million people.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17That's like back in the '60s, people were watching, like,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- when you were on TV, people were watching...- He's still on TV!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23He still is, but I mean, like, way, way back when nobody had Twitter,

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- no-one had social media. - JIMMY:- I'm not that old.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27OK, he's not that old.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30But he hasn't... Look, he's totally fresh, you're so fresh.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31- John.- Yes.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34This board's all yours. Do you want to go through it?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- There's some very obvious ones. - OK, well, go through them all

0:11:36 > 0:11:40- and then say which one you want to be your answer.- OK.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Everyone knows Titanic, cos everyone loves Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'm going to go for Renee and Colin Firth,

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Bridget Jones' Diary. - Bridget Jones' Diary, says John.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55It's right.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Now then, there we go.- Oh...

0:11:58 > 0:12:0045. APPLAUSE

0:12:00 > 0:12:0245 for Bridget Jones' Diary.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Very well done indeed. - That is a good answer

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and a lot of danger of Jedward being in Round Two...

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- I know.- ..if this carries on. - Guys, do you have a diary?

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Honestly, OK?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Thank you so much, OK, for, like, the 2015 Cate Blanchett one, OK?

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I was going to go for that one. That was probably the most pointless one.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19- Which one was it?- I don't know.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I don't know which one I was talking about.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- It was the war one, was it?- No.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26I cannot believe all of this is happening in front of Ossie Ardiles.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I can't believe this is happening.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31These guys are great. I met Pele. I met Pele.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Look, this is it, this is it... - I met David Beckham!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35David Beckham was cool.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37- EDWARD:- We were clubbing with Wayne Rooney.- Yeah!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- SAM:- I'm out of here.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41No, honestly. Guys!

0:12:42 > 0:12:45APPLAUSE

0:12:45 > 0:12:48What are we doing? What's going on here?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- NANCY:- Come back, behave yourself. Come back.- OK.- Come back.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Oh, dear. We're only halfway through the first round.- Yeah.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Sam, it was a woman's name, the name of the film.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- It's Carol.- Damn it. And it would've been the most pointless, you wait.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Yes, the best answer on the board. Six points for that.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Breakfast At Tiffany's. - It was Breakfast At Tiffany's.

0:13:07 > 0:13:1025 points for that. Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11It was Titanic.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Big scorer, though, 85 points,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15so you were right to go for Bridget Jones' Diary.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- And Dev Patel and Freida Pinto? - Slumdog Millionaire.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Slumdog Millionaire. Would've scored you 15,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21very well done if you said that at home.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Very well done if you said Carol. - Thank you.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26OK, halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

0:13:26 > 0:13:2840 the best score of that pass, well done, Guillem.

0:13:28 > 0:13:3040 for you. Puts you, I think, pretty comfortably

0:13:30 > 0:13:31at the head of the table.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33And 45, Jedward.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Look at that. 45.- It's been a while.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Yeah, the Titanic one was a very obvious one that...

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Well, there we are, 45, not bad.

0:13:39 > 0:13:4065 is where we find Kym and Jimmy,

0:13:40 > 0:13:42and then 100, Sam and Nancy.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Nancy, a nice low score from you will keep you in the game,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47so good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55OK, let's put seven more pairs of actors up on the board,

0:13:55 > 0:13:57and here they are.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58We have got...

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'll read those again.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34- Edward.- Hi.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Everything John said kind of goes for me,

0:14:36 > 0:14:39- so we can get on with this game. - Oh, let's get on with it.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41Right, Edward. Edward...

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I'm Edward, I get the full name of Jedward, he only gets a J,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- but it's all good. We worked it out. - I did wonder about that.- Yes.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49So everyone knows, we can be very, very intellectual.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I actually write contracts at home. We write songs.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- We do very, very grown-up things. - You write contracts?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56We book our own concerts, do shows.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm here today giving it my all for all of you.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01We're all here to have some fun. I know you're a soccer player.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I appreciate everything you do, I really respect it.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05You look very great. Jimmy Osmond,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I have so much respect for everyone here.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10- OK.- I'm in a red suit, I'm wearing a sparkly...- So, Edward...

0:15:10 > 0:15:11It's all good.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Edward, everything he says goes for you as well.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16You're on 45.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18The high-scorers at the moment are Nancy and Sam.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22So, 54 or less keeps you in the game, Round Two.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23OK.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Julia Roberts... Erm...

0:15:27 > 0:15:30- OK, I'm going to go...- OK.- ..for Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Brokeback Mountain. - Brokeback Mountain, says Edward.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34Here is your red line.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36If you can get below that red line with Brokeback Mountain,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38you are into Round Two.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Brokeback Mountain.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44It's right.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Look at that, you're in Round Two.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51History is made, 42 is what you score, 87 is your total.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Very well done indeed. APPLAUSE

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- And Jedward are in Round Two. - Yeah.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00I will inform the BBC's schedulers, get them to put Casualty back.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Well played. It won the MTV award for Best Screen Kiss as well.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Jimmy.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Yes, sir.- Jimmy, you are in your 50th year in show business.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Who's counting?- What about that? That's just amazing.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16- I started when I was three on The Andy Williams Show...- Yeah.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17..and haven't stopped, you know?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's been wild, it's been a wild ride.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22And what are you up to these days, Jimmy? What keeps you busy?

0:16:22 > 0:16:23I'm still touring, I own a theatre

0:16:23 > 0:16:26which used to be Andy Williams' theatre. And before he passed away,

0:16:26 > 0:16:29he asked me to keep his music and legacy alive,

0:16:29 > 0:16:32so I produce shows there and I actually tour,

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I'm touring a show called Moon River And Me,

0:16:34 > 0:16:37which celebrates not only our music, but Andy's music,

0:16:37 > 0:16:40that we used to sing. It's kind of part of our...

0:16:40 > 0:16:42We're kind of an extension of his legacy,

0:16:42 > 0:16:45so it's great fun to bring all the footage and all the music back.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- He touched so many people's lives. - Wonderful. Wonderful.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Jimmy, you're on 65.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Our high-scorers at the moment are Nancy and Sam on 100,

0:16:52 > 0:16:55so 34 or less keeps you in the game.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57OK, I'm rubbish at this, sorry.

0:16:57 > 0:17:02But I think the one that's obvious is Julia Roberts and Richard Gere

0:17:02 > 0:17:05in Pretty Woman, is what I'd pick.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07OK, you're going to go for Pretty Woman.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Now, let's see. Here is your red line. If you get below that

0:17:09 > 0:17:11with Pretty Woman, you're through to the next round.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13How many people said it?

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, look at that, 73.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21- Not great. - APPLAUSE

0:17:21 > 0:17:23There's a lifeline for Nancy and Sam there,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25138 is your total.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Yeah, good answer, though. Much better than 100, Pretty Woman.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Mm.- Mm.- Thank you very much. - Pleasure.- Thank you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Ossie, a very warm welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Great to have you here.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39A World Cup winner, Ossie, playing for Argentina.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Now, your career at Argentina, you just...

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Did you and Maradona cross over at all?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yes, we played seven years together.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51I start playing with him and I was a superstar,

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- he was a little boy.- Yeah. - He was incredible...

0:17:53 > 0:17:57in the way that he was improving all the time.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00So I will say I teach him one or two things, and after that,

0:18:00 > 0:18:03he improved too much and he become the player that he was.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Yeah, he learnt it all at your knee. - Exactly. Not only from me.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Ossie, tell me about the Ossie Ardiles...

0:18:09 > 0:18:11There's the soccer school, isn't there?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- There's a football school? - Yes, in the south of London.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17It's a friend of mine, a very young guy that runs the school

0:18:17 > 0:18:19and he's doing a tremendous, tremendous job,

0:18:19 > 0:18:22so I'm very happy to put my name into it.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25OK, now, Ossie, you are as good as through.

0:18:25 > 0:18:2797 or less keeps you in the game.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Yep.- 97 or less.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32So that's some indication of what you need to score.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36I go for Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Gone With The Wind, says Ossie. Here is your...

0:18:38 > 0:18:39That shows my age probably.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Here is your red line, it's nice and high.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43If you can get below that with Gone With The Wind,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45you are through to Round Two.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gone With The Wind.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52It's right and you are through, very well done.

0:18:53 > 0:18:5550.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Taking your total up to 90.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Very well played, Ossie, safe and sound.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah, it was the first-ever colour film to win Best Picture Oscar.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Nancy.- Yes.- A very, very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Thank you.- Lovely to have you here.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Now, you made a great name for yourself as a chef.- Yes.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- And Enak Enak, that was your restaurant.- Yes.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18It means delicious, delicious.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20But you then, you crossed over into television.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Yes.- How did that happen? When and how?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Er, these two men came and had dinner.

0:19:26 > 0:19:30And they said, "That woman is strange.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33"I don't know where she come from.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36"Why don't we try her on television?"

0:19:36 > 0:19:38That's where I turn up.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40And you never looked back.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Never. Never look back on anything.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Good or bad thing in your life, never look back, go forward.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47Quite right.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Now, Nancy, you are not the high-scorers, you're on 100.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53138's where Jimmy and Kym are.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55If you can score 37 or less,

0:19:55 > 0:19:58you and Sam will go through to the next round.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Do you feel like talking us through this board?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I only know one, that's all I know.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm going for Burt Lancaster.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08And what film is that?

0:20:08 > 0:20:10I forgot... What did you say?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13On The Beach.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16On The Lake. What do you think?

0:20:16 > 0:20:17- We can't do it...- OK, On The Beach.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- You're going for On The Beach. - Don't laugh, you can't help it.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Here is your red line.- Yeah.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24If you can get below that red line with On The Beach,

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- you're into the next round.- Yeah.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Let's see what happens, On The Beach.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Come on, baby.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33No, I'm sorry.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Sorry. It's a long day.- I'm sorry.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I'm afraid that scores 100 points,

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- takes your total up to 200. - I am sorry.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43- It's From Here To Eternity. - Oh, come off it.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Have we got to go?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47And would've scored you 15 points.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Now, Andie MacDowell and Hugh Grant would have seen you through,

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- funnily enough. - Four Weddings And A Funeral.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53Yeah, 36 points for that.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Gwyneth Paltrow and Joseph Fiennes.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Shakespeare In Love. - Shakespeare In Love.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59That would've got 17.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01And Natalie Wood and Richard Beymer...

0:21:01 > 0:21:03is West Side Story.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Yes.- And it's the best answer on the board, 4 points.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Very well done if you said that.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09She's saying yes now, like, "Yes, I know that."

0:21:09 > 0:21:10And it was the lowest one.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Well, listen, at the end of our first round,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16I'm afraid the pair we've got to send home...

0:21:16 > 0:21:18- This is not fair.- It's Nancy! - ..is Nancy and Sam.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Oh, it's been lovely having you here.- It's OK.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- We're going to miss you. - No, you're not.- Yeah, we are.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26- JOHN:- It's fine... - People over there now.- Seriously.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28There's always hope. We've been in your position twice.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29- Yeah, OK.- And we're still here, OK?

0:21:29 > 0:21:32You'll be back, Nancy. You'll be back, Sam.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34- Always have hope, OK? - Yeah, all right.- He's right.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Everything he said goes for me.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I'm here to meet you two old men.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Nancy and Sam, you're wonderful, please come and play again.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Nancy and Sam, superb. APPLAUSE

0:21:43 > 0:21:44I can't believe it. Can't believe it.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54And look at that, we're suddenly down to three pairs.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Jedward, you're still in. - I know, we're in the Olympics.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- We might get to make a remix with Kym.- First, second, third.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Guillem, congratulations, our lowest scorer in that round,

0:22:02 > 0:22:05so very well done. The very best of luck to all three pairs.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:22:09 > 0:22:10It's a Words round.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Can you all decide in your pairs, who's going to go first,

0:22:12 > 0:22:14who's going to go second? And whoever is going first,

0:22:14 > 0:22:16please step up to the podium.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Words ending in AP, Richard.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Yeah, we're looking for any words in the English dictionary,

0:22:34 > 0:22:35please, that ends AP,

0:22:35 > 0:22:39any word in the British & World section of oxforddictionaries.com

0:22:39 > 0:22:40that ends AP.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43As always, no proper nouns, no hyphenated words, very best of luck.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46- Ossie.- Oh!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Words ending AP, in a nice, obscure word.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51So I have to say one or...?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Any... Yes, any word you can think of.- Only one?- Just one, yeah.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Only one.- But think of a nice one

0:22:57 > 0:23:00that you think the fewest of our 100 people would have thought of.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Map.- Map.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Map, says Ossie. Let's see how many of our 100 people went for map.

0:23:12 > 0:23:1359.

0:23:13 > 0:23:1559 for map. APPLAUSE

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Map. As in a map.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Or to map.- Or to map. Yeah.- Yeah.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Thank you. Jimmy.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25How about trap?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Trap, says Jimmy.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29OK, let's see how many of our 100 people went for trap.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33It's right,

0:23:33 > 0:23:3659 is our only score at this point.

0:23:36 > 0:23:3752 for trap.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Trap.- Trap.- Like a trap, or to trap.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Thank you very much, Richard.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49John, a word ending AP.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50So it has to end AP.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52There can't be like a silent E at the end?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- No.- OK. All right. So I had a really good one there

0:23:55 > 0:23:57but then I wasn't really sure if there was an E at the end,

0:23:57 > 0:23:59so I was like, "Mm, spelling bee."

0:23:59 > 0:24:01So I'm just going to go for slap.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Slap, says John.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Let's see how many of our 100 people went for slap.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10It's right.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Well, 59 was our high score, then 52, down it goes...

0:24:13 > 0:24:1436, John.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16APPLAUSE I tell you what,

0:24:16 > 0:24:18the head-to-head maybe beckons.

0:24:20 > 0:24:25Yes, slap. Can mean to strike, say, or make-up.

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:24:29 > 0:24:3136, the best score of the pass, Jedward.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Lord preserve us.- What? I can't believe it...

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- You are the low-scorers...- What? - ..halfway through the round.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Then we go up to 52 where we find Jimmy and Kym.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Then up to 59 where we find Guillem and Ossie.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43So, Guillem, we need a nice low score from you.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:24:51 > 0:24:53OK. Now, Edward, remember,

0:24:53 > 0:24:56we're looking for words ending with the letters AP.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58You're on 36. Listen, if you can score 22 or less,

0:24:58 > 0:25:00you're definitely in the next round.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03OK. I'm going to go for wrap, as in food,

0:25:03 > 0:25:06but not the rap like, yo, what's up?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Just the wrap like, "Mm, chicken." - Wrap.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10- Mm, chicken wrap.- Chicken wrap.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Or, no! Veggie wrap for all the vegetarians.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Oh, I'm glad we spelt that out, good. OK, there we are.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18There's your red line. If you can get below that with wrap...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20- But veggie wrap. - ..you are through to the next round.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Let's see how many of our 100 people went for wrap.

0:25:26 > 0:25:27It's right.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Look at that, you're through. 18!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36You are in the head-to-head round, Jedward.

0:25:36 > 0:25:3954 is your total.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Yeah, there you go. Wrap. To wrap.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Or a wrap.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45No, the wrap, like W-R-A-P.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Oh, no, I know. Yeah, yeah, I meant wrap.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- I had a silent W on mine.- Nancy's going to make us food after this.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52She's cooking it up right now backstage.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54It's thanks to Nancy we actually got that answer

0:25:54 > 0:25:56cos she was talking about cooking us food,

0:25:56 > 0:25:59so some subliminal message went into his head and he got wrap.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Certainly something is going on. - Yeah.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Guys, I feel like a genius now,

0:26:04 > 0:26:06I feel like I'm on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09- I'm going to win all the money for the charity.- Kym.- Yes.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Now then, Kym.- Uh-huh.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14The high-scorers at the moment, Guillem and Ossie, are on 59,

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- so ideally you'd score 6 or less... - Oh...- ..with your answer.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Lap.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22- Lap.- Sit on my lap.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Lap, says Kym.- Yes.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26- Here is your...- Not a lap dance, but sit on my lap.

0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Santa Claus, sit on my lap. - That's a sort of Nancy-like comment.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Now, Kym, there is your red line coming in there,

0:26:35 > 0:26:37- quite low.- Oh, boo.- Let's see how far down we get with lap.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40How many of our 100 people said lap?

0:26:44 > 0:26:45It's right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:5155 for lap, taking your total up to 107.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56All we need now is a professional journalist to be on the show,

0:26:56 > 0:26:58that's all we need on our final podium.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01Here's hoping. Now, Guillem, what would you like to go for?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04You're on 59. 47 or less gets you through.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08All right, I'll go for a football term, which is close to that one -

0:27:08 > 0:27:10- overlap.- Overlap, says Guillem.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Let's see how many of our 100 people said overlap.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13Here is your red line.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Get below this red line, you are home and dry.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said overlap.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22It's right.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26And you're through, very, very well done indeed.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Overlap, look at that, down it goes.

0:27:28 > 0:27:291! APPLAUSE

0:27:31 > 0:27:331, taking your total up to 60, very good indeed.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36# Ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh! #

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Oh, thank you so much, Guillem,

0:27:39 > 0:27:42it's almost like a regular episode of Pointless there, just briefly.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Thank you for bringing us back to that.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46There's lots and lots of pointless answers here.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49- Have you got a good...?- Dewlap.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Dewlap.- Yeah.- What, the people that make the paint?

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- Parent Trap the movie?- 2 points. - Oh, no.- 2 points.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Thunderclap was probably better, maybe.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Thunderclap?- Yeah.- Thunderclap would've scored you 1 point.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04- Oh, very annoying.- Now, there's some good pointless answers, though,

0:28:04 > 0:28:08take a look at these. Lots of words that people could've got here.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Deathtrap, pointless answer.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Nightcap.- JIMMY:- Nightcap.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14Remap, rather than map, would've been a pointless answer.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17- Would've added money to that jackpot.- KYM:- Skullcap?

0:28:17 > 0:28:21- Why didn't I think of a skullcap? - Scrapheap. Skullcap. Stopgap.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Stopgap.

0:28:22 > 0:28:23Toecap.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27Unwrap would've been a pointless answer, so wrap scored 18, unwrap.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Wiretap you also could've had.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30Docusoap, that's a nice one.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Dungheap, dustheap, handclap,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35honeytrap, madcap, outleap,

0:28:35 > 0:28:38- snowcap, all of those were pointless answers.- A dance going on.

0:28:38 > 0:28:39Let's take a look at the top three,

0:28:39 > 0:28:42the ones most of our 100 people said.

0:28:42 > 0:28:43And they were...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Top answers.- There we are. Thank you, Richard.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53So we are at the end of our second round,

0:28:53 > 0:28:56the pair we have to say goodbye to with their high score of 107,

0:28:56 > 0:28:57Kym and Jimmy, I'm afraid it's you.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59- Hey, this has been a blast. - We had a great time.

0:28:59 > 0:29:02- It's been lovely having you here. JOHN:- Can I make a sacrifice?

0:29:02 > 0:29:03Can I like...? Who do you want?

0:29:03 > 0:29:05Do you want to replace me with anyone, Edward?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08- Yeah, I'll take Jimmy. - I sacrifice myself, I'm gone.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12I am hearing, yes, we can do that.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15- I'm just going to... - APPLAUSE

0:29:15 > 0:29:17All right, Kym and Jimmy, it's been lovely having you.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19Jimmy, I know you're going to sing us out at the end,

0:29:19 > 0:29:21I'm really looking forward to that.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23- I will.- But thank you so much for playing, Kym and Jimmy.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25- Thank you so much.- Thank you. - APPLAUSE

0:29:27 > 0:29:29But, for John and Edward, Ossie and Guillem,

0:29:29 > 0:29:31it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38Well, congratulations, John and Edward, Ossie and Guillem.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40You're now one step closer to the final,

0:29:40 > 0:29:42and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:29:42 > 0:29:46which currently stands at £2,500. There we are.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49APPLAUSE

0:29:49 > 0:29:52But this is where we decide who gets to play for that jackpot,

0:29:52 > 0:29:54and we do it by making you go head-to-head.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56But the big difference is, you are now allowed to confer.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01Best of luck to both players, let's play the head-to-head.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03APPLAUSE

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Here is your first question, and it concerns...

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Funny Americans, Richard. - We will show you five pictures now

0:30:15 > 0:30:17of Americans associated with the world of comedy.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Can you name the most obscure of these, please?

0:30:19 > 0:30:22OK, let's reveal our five funny Americans, and here they come.

0:30:22 > 0:30:23We have got...

0:30:49 > 0:30:52There we are. Now, John and Edward, you will go first.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Well, OK, we have...

0:30:54 > 0:30:56We've met her.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00OK, don't say the names. OK, we are going to go for that babe, see her,

0:31:00 > 0:31:02number D, Tina Fey.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04Tina Fey, say John and Edward.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06For D, Tina Fey.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Now then, Ossie and Guillem.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Well, I kind of recognise one, E.

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I may not say it properly, but Ellen DeGeneres.

0:31:18 > 0:31:19- Is that the one you want to go for? - Yes.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Ellen DeGeneres, E.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23So we have Tina Fey and we have Ellen DeGeneres.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Now, Tina Fey, say Jedward.

0:31:25 > 0:31:26For D. Let's see if that's right,

0:31:26 > 0:31:28let's see how many of our 100 people said Tina Fey.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32It's right.

0:31:38 > 0:31:3910.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42APPLAUSE 10 for Tina Fey.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47Ossie and Guillem, meanwhile, have gone for Ellen DeGeneres for E.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Let's see if that's right, let's see how many

0:31:49 > 0:31:51of our 100 people said Ellen DeGeneres.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55It's right.

0:31:58 > 0:31:5947.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02APPLAUSE Which means well done, Jedward.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04After only one question, you are up 1-0.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Tina Fey there.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10Star of the greatest sitcom of all time, I think, 30 Rock.

0:32:10 > 0:32:12A is Melissa McCarthy.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Would have scored you 13 points.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17B, star of Seinfeld and now Veep,

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21Best answer on the board, two points, well done if you said that.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24And Joan Rivers is the highest scorer.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Joan Rivers would have scored you 55.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30Thank you, Richard. Here is your second question.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Ossie and Guillem, you get to answer it first,

0:32:32 > 0:32:35but you have to win this one to stay in the game, so very best of luck.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Our second question is all about...

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Confused Fruit.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44Yes, we're simply going to show you five descriptions of different types

0:32:44 > 0:32:47of fruit which are often confused, often used as vegetables.

0:32:47 > 0:32:49But they are really fruit.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52We will describe them, but what are these fruit?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Oh. So what are these fruit?

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Let's reveal our five confused fruit.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22I will read those all one last time.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42There we are. Now then, Ossie and Guillem, it's over to you.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44We will go for the only one we know,

0:33:44 > 0:33:46the Spanish one, tomatoes.

0:33:46 > 0:33:49The tomato. The tomato at the bottom there.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51Now then, John and Edward.

0:33:51 > 0:33:52It's over to you.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57- I don't know it. Just go for it. - Can we just think about it?

0:33:58 > 0:34:01The first one, a courgette.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03- A courgette.- A courgette. - A courgette.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05For eggplant, courgette, say Jedward.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07- So we have tomato, courgette. - Am I right, guys?

0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Ossie and Guillem went for tomato... - Oh, God, just give me the no.

0:34:10 > 0:34:12..let's just see if that's right,

0:34:12 > 0:34:14let's see how many of our 100 people said tomato.

0:34:17 > 0:34:18It's right.

0:34:19 > 0:34:2175 for tomato.

0:34:21 > 0:34:23APPLAUSE

0:34:23 > 0:34:27John and Edward, meanwhile, have gone for courgette for the eggplant.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29Let's see if that's right, let's see how many

0:34:29 > 0:34:31of our 100 people said courgette.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36No, not a courgette, I'm afraid.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Not a courgette. Very well done, Ossie and Guillem.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40After two questions, 1-1.

0:34:40 > 0:34:41Yes, it's not a courgette,

0:34:41 > 0:34:43it's aubergine was the answer you were looking for.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Something like that.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47It was something like that. It was something very like that.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Yes, 72 points if you said aubergine.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52The best answer is the winter fruit, in fact it's a pointless answer.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54Very well done if you said butternut squash.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Did you know that? Who's getting that?

0:34:56 > 0:34:57Very well played if you got it.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01The long skinned fruit is a cucumber.

0:35:01 > 0:35:0338 points. And the plant of the mallow family?

0:35:03 > 0:35:05- Okra.- Okra, yes.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07And that would have scored you 43.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10Thank you very much indeed. OK, so here is your third question.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12This is the decider, whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:35:12 > 0:35:15and plays for that jackpot. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18Our third question is all about...

0:35:20 > 0:35:22- Richard.- Yes, we are simply going to show you five clues now

0:35:22 > 0:35:24to facts about the Spice Girls. Whoever gives us

0:35:24 > 0:35:27the most obscure answers is going to play for that jackpot,

0:35:27 > 0:35:28so very, very best of luck.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30Thank you very much indeed. OK, let's reveal our five clues,

0:35:30 > 0:35:33and here they come. We have got...

0:35:52 > 0:35:53I'll read those again.

0:36:10 > 0:36:13Now, Jedward, you will go first.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17- Are you going to go for it, John? - I hope it's the right answer, OK.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19Used as a term of female empowerment,

0:36:19 > 0:36:23the two word phrase which they popularised, girl power!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25I know I'm not a girl. I hope it's girl power, I hope so.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27OK, girl power. Jedward are saying girl power.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Now, Ossie and Guillem, it's over to you.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Do you want to talk us through that board?

0:36:31 > 0:36:33I cannot use the same one, we cannot use the same one?

0:36:33 > 0:36:35You can't use the same one, sadly.

0:36:35 > 0:36:40So, the next one will have to be a guess at the single,

0:36:40 > 0:36:45let's say 2003, just to say something.

0:36:45 > 0:36:472003 for Best British Single.

0:36:47 > 0:36:502003. So we have girl power versus 2003.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53Jedward have gone for girl power, let's see if that's right,

0:36:53 > 0:36:55let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59It's right.

0:37:00 > 0:37:0261 for girl power.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04APPLAUSE

0:37:04 > 0:37:06Ossie and Guillem, meanwhile,

0:37:06 > 0:37:09have gone for 2003 for the year they won Best British Single.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said 2003.

0:37:15 > 0:37:16No.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Bad luck. Which means, Jedward, after three questions,

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- you are through to the final 2-1. - We won!

0:37:22 > 0:37:25# I'll tell you what I want What I really, really want

0:37:25 > 0:37:28# So tell me what you want What you really, really want... #

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?

0:37:30 > 0:37:33The B stands for Brown.

0:37:33 > 0:37:36Melanie Brown. Would have scored 29 points.

0:37:36 > 0:37:40The name of the musical, written by Jennifer Saunders, was Viva Forever.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42Would have scored you 10.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44The year they won the best single was actually 1997,

0:37:44 > 0:37:46they won it for Wannabe, their first single.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- Close.- Nine points for that.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50And the title of the 2007 song was Headlines.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53And that would have scored you one point,

0:37:53 > 0:37:54very well done if you said that.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58So, at the end of our head-to-head round,

0:37:58 > 0:38:01we have to say goodbye to Ossie and Guillem.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03I am so sorry that we didn't get you into the final,

0:38:03 > 0:38:05but it's been great having you on.

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- Thank you so much, please come and play again.- Thank you very much.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Ossie and Guillem, wonderful to have you, thank you so much.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13APPLAUSE

0:38:13 > 0:38:16But, for Jedward, it is now time for our Pointless final.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Congratulations, Jedward,

0:38:22 > 0:38:24you have fought off all the competition

0:38:24 > 0:38:26and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:38:35 > 0:38:36for your charities.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41APPLAUSE

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Well, very, very well done indeed.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46What a turn-up that is!

0:38:46 > 0:38:47You've come through to the final.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49I actually feel so... it's so rewarding.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52It's just good being here to spread awareness for the charity,

0:38:52 > 0:38:54and our charity is Princess Diana anti-bullying programme,

0:38:54 > 0:38:56and that's the whole thing.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Live on television, everyone get behind it.

0:38:58 > 0:39:01And they do a lot of work in schools, anti-bullying ambassadors,

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- it all makes...- All the kids who are going through stuff like that,

0:39:04 > 0:39:06and we love just being part of that and being involved.

0:39:06 > 0:39:08Yes, because we are survivors as well.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10All the stuff people have said about us and we're still here.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14We're still here rocking sequinned tops, spiky hair, still doing it.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Yeah, you've got to be yourself. - Got to be yourself.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19See, that is fantastic. Well done, that's a great charity, isn't it?

0:39:19 > 0:39:20Very well done.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23APPLAUSE

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Now, as always, you get to choose your category in this last round.

0:39:27 > 0:39:31Four things on the board, let's see what today's selection looks like.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44OK. We have, like, six dogs at home, shout out.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46- We look after all our dogs. - Our dogs, some of them have, like,

0:39:46 > 0:39:4810,000 and 20,000 followers on Twitter.

0:39:48 > 0:39:50We literally have a zoo. We live in an estate,

0:39:50 > 0:39:53I'm surprised the neighbours haven't reported us or anything,

0:39:53 > 0:39:55but they're all really good dogs.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58- OK. I think it's going to be Dogs, Richard.- OK.

0:39:58 > 0:39:59OK, good luck, gents.

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Very best of luck, a great charity.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03We are looking for any distinct named breed

0:40:03 > 0:40:05that took part in Crufts 2016

0:40:05 > 0:40:08in any of the following categories, please.

0:40:08 > 0:40:09The toy breeds,

0:40:09 > 0:40:10the hound breeds

0:40:10 > 0:40:12or the working breeds.

0:40:12 > 0:40:16So any distinct named breed that was in competition in 2016 at Crufts

0:40:16 > 0:40:18in any of those three categories, please.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20- Very best of luck. - OK, now, as always,

0:40:20 > 0:40:23you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26All you need to win that jackpot for your brilliant charity

0:40:26 > 0:40:28is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:40:28 > 0:40:30OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock, there they are.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Your time starts now.

0:40:33 > 0:40:3559, 8, 7...

0:40:35 > 0:40:37- We have time.- So, a toy breed,

0:40:37 > 0:40:40they are kind of like all Paris Hilton dogs.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42Yes, I think everyone owns a Chihuahua.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45Yeah, they are too technical now, we don't really know that category.

0:40:45 > 0:40:47Hound breed, they are always howling.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48I just think of wolves.

0:40:48 > 0:40:51I know working breeds because our grandad, you know,

0:40:51 > 0:40:52the type of dogs you always have.

0:40:52 > 0:40:55Is it a German Shepherd or an Alsatian?

0:40:55 > 0:40:58- There's two different names... - Alsatian, Doberman,

0:40:58 > 0:41:00all of them, Beagle out hunting.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02- Dalamatian.- No, that's not working.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05But it's working in film. 101 Dalamatians.

0:41:05 > 0:41:08Stop talking!

0:41:08 > 0:41:10Every dog could be a working breed.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11Oh, no, it's judged at Crufts.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Yes, but they would have been there, they would have been there.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16Let's forget about the Crufts in 2016,

0:41:16 > 0:41:18they obviously were there, come on.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- A Dalamatian.- It's Dalmatian.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23- 10 seconds left.- How do you pronounce Dalmatian?

0:41:23 > 0:41:25- Focus.- 10 seconds left.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28You have to do the questions right after, so what are you going for?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33OK, that is your minute up.

0:41:33 > 0:41:36Jedward, I now need your three answers.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38- A Miniature Pug.- A Miniature Pug.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40- A Chihuahua.- A Chihuahua.

0:41:40 > 0:41:41- They're for the toy breeds.- Yeah.

0:41:41 > 0:41:46And then I'm going for working breeds, I'm going for Doberman.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48OK, of those three, which do you think is your best shot

0:41:48 > 0:41:51at a pointless answer? Which do you think is the most obscure?

0:41:51 > 0:41:53We have a Chinese Crested and no-one has that dog,

0:41:53 > 0:41:55so we should have gone for that answer, John,

0:41:55 > 0:41:57because no-one really knows that dog.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Sadly that's not one of your three answers.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Of the three answers you've given,

0:42:01 > 0:42:03which do you think is your best shot at a pointless?

0:42:03 > 0:42:05It's just so we put them in the right order.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07- Which is the best one?- Doberman. - OK, Doberman we'll put last.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Least likely to be pointless?

0:42:09 > 0:42:10The least likely is Chihuahua.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13OK, Chihuahua, and then mini pug in the middle.

0:42:13 > 0:42:16OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:42:16 > 0:42:18and here they are. We have got...

0:42:21 > 0:42:23Well, very, very best of luck. If you win that jackpot,

0:42:23 > 0:42:25it goes straight to your charities,

0:42:25 > 0:42:27- so wouldn't that be a nice end to this?- Yes.

0:42:27 > 0:42:29OK, well, best of luck, your first answer was Chihuahua.

0:42:29 > 0:42:33In this case, we were looking for toy breeds judged at Crufts in 2016.

0:42:33 > 0:42:34Only one of these has to be pointless

0:42:34 > 0:42:36for you to win that jackpot.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39So, for £2,500, let's see how many people said Chihuahua.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43It's right.

0:42:44 > 0:42:45All it has to be now is pointless

0:42:45 > 0:42:48and you can go away with that jackpot for your charity.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Down Chihuahua goes.

0:42:50 > 0:42:51Oh, 38.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54APPLAUSE 38 for Chihuahua.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Not a pointless answer.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Which means we move on to your next answer.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59What's pointless, literally zero?

0:42:59 > 0:43:01Literally, literally zero.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04So well down there. I should have gone for

0:43:04 > 0:43:07- the most obscure make ever breed. - Yeah, that's the...

0:43:07 > 0:43:09LAUGHTER

0:43:09 > 0:43:11- That's the game.- OK.

0:43:11 > 0:43:12OK, but still, you've got two.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14Well, Doberman...

0:43:14 > 0:43:16Let's find out. Miniature Pug.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19Again, we were looking for toy breeds from Crufts 2016.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Let's find out. For £2,500,

0:43:22 > 0:43:25how many people named miniature pug as one of those breeds?

0:43:28 > 0:43:30No, bad luck.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32I don't mind spreading money to all your charities,

0:43:32 > 0:43:34they all deserve a bit of money for their charity.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36Well, listen, you only have one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Let's find out what's going to happen with Doberman.

0:43:39 > 0:43:41In this case, you've gone for working breeds

0:43:41 > 0:43:42judged at Crufts in 2016.

0:43:42 > 0:43:46If nobody said it, you will win £2,500 for your charity.

0:43:46 > 0:43:48Let's find out how many people said Doberman.

0:43:51 > 0:43:56It's right. Well, now, your first answer, Chihuahua, went down to 38.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Your second answer, miniature pug, was incorrect.

0:43:58 > 0:44:01Doberman, though, passes 38, down it goes, through the teens,

0:44:01 > 0:44:04into single figures, still going down, still going down.

0:44:04 > 0:44:05Three. Not bad!

0:44:05 > 0:44:08APPLAUSE That's a good answer.

0:44:10 > 0:44:11Sadly not a pointless answer,

0:44:11 > 0:44:14which means you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17However, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:44:17 > 0:44:20we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair to give

0:44:20 > 0:44:22- to their respective charities, so there you are.- Perfect.

0:44:22 > 0:44:24It's been fabulous having you on,

0:44:24 > 0:44:26and you get to take home a Pointless trophy.

0:44:26 > 0:44:27- We get a trophy?- Yeah!

0:44:27 > 0:44:32- Guys. Guys, guys, guys! - APPLAUSE

0:44:32 > 0:44:34We were on the Eurovision, we didn't win the Eurovision,

0:44:34 > 0:44:37we didn't win that other talent show, but come on,

0:44:37 > 0:44:39we kind of won the show, so...

0:44:39 > 0:44:41You won it.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43You won it fair and square, very well played.

0:44:43 > 0:44:45I think you were going to change your answer

0:44:45 > 0:44:46right at the last minute

0:44:46 > 0:44:48to one of the types of dogs you have, is that right?

0:44:48 > 0:44:52- A Chinese Crested.- Chinese Crested would have been a pointless answer.

0:44:52 > 0:44:55Fiji, you're the best.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58- That's my dog's name.- Let's go through the pointless answers,

0:44:58 > 0:45:00we'll start with toy breeds.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02Affenpinscher is a pointless answer.

0:45:02 > 0:45:03Italian Greyhound, beautiful dog.

0:45:03 > 0:45:04Australian Silky Terrier,

0:45:04 > 0:45:06King Charles Spaniel is a pointless answer.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08Very well done if you said that at home.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Cavalier King Charles Spaniel also a pointless answer.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Japanese Chin, Lowchen, a Miniature Pinscher,

0:45:13 > 0:45:15all of those were pointless answers.

0:45:15 > 0:45:17Let's take a look now at the hound breeds.

0:45:17 > 0:45:19All of these pointless answers.

0:45:19 > 0:45:20Basenji. The Finnish Spitz.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22I'd like a Finnish Spitz, beautiful dogs.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Ibizan Hound. The Pharaoh Hound.

0:45:24 > 0:45:26You also could have had

0:45:26 > 0:45:28the Norwegian Elk Hound, the Otter Hound,

0:45:28 > 0:45:31the Rhodesian Ridgeback, all of those pointless answers as well.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33Now, let's take a look at the working breeds.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36The Bernese Mountain Dog.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Giant Schnauzer. Newfoundland.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41Rottweiler. Rottweiler was a pointless answer, amazingly.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42You also could have had Bull Mastiff.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45You could have had German Pinscher, Greenland Dog.

0:45:45 > 0:45:47So, very, very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Terrific answers there in that final round, good category for you,

0:45:50 > 0:45:52and I'm really, really sorry about Chinese Crested,

0:45:52 > 0:45:55that would have been such a lovely answer for Fiji and the charity.

0:45:55 > 0:45:56But everyone shared in the money.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Should have let Edward answer the question.

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Are you going to have us back? Because we'll come back.

0:46:01 > 0:46:04- We'll be back for a sequel, we're like James Bond.- Let me just check.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06Can we be like James Bond and come back every year?

0:46:06 > 0:46:07- Yeah.- Let's say yes.

0:46:07 > 0:46:11Yeah, you can. It's been lovely having you on.

0:46:11 > 0:46:13John and Edward, thank you so much for playing. Jedward!

0:46:13 > 0:46:16APPLAUSE

0:46:18 > 0:46:20So, join us next time when we'll be putting

0:46:20 > 0:46:22more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:46:24 > 0:46:25- Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27But before we go, singing us out

0:46:27 > 0:46:30with Long Haired Lover From Liverpool, it's Jimmy Osmond!

0:46:30 > 0:46:31APPLAUSE

0:46:33 > 0:46:36Come on, everybody, sing this song loud and proud.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40Some people think this was the pointless song of the Osmonds.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43It's Long Haired Lover From Liverpool, do you know it?

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Here we go. Christmas number one!

0:46:48 > 0:46:53# I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool

0:46:53 > 0:46:58# And I'll do anything you say

0:46:58 > 0:47:03# I'll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool

0:47:03 > 0:47:07# If you'll be my sunshine daisy from LA

0:47:07 > 0:47:12# I'll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toad stool

0:47:12 > 0:47:14# I'll serenade you till I'm old and grey... #

0:47:14 > 0:47:16Sing it loud!

0:47:16 > 0:47:20# I'll be your long haired lover from Liverpool

0:47:20 > 0:47:24# You'll be my sunshine daisy from LA... #

0:47:24 > 0:47:27Yeah, you got it!

0:47:27 > 0:47:30Here we go!

0:47:30 > 0:47:36# You'll be my lovely daisy on a mountainside

0:47:36 > 0:47:40# There were lots of other flowers too

0:47:40 > 0:47:45# But all the other flowers hung their heads and they cried

0:47:45 > 0:47:50# Cos the loveliest of all of them was you

0:47:50 > 0:47:53# Since you were evidently the exception to the rule... #

0:47:53 > 0:47:55You know this.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58# I picked you quickly then I ran away... #

0:47:58 > 0:47:59Sing it loud!

0:47:59 > 0:48:03# Cos I was your long haired lover from Liverpool

0:48:03 > 0:48:07# You were my sunshine daisy from LA

0:48:07 > 0:48:12# Yeah! That's right, yeah!

0:48:12 > 0:48:14# Yeah

0:48:14 > 0:48:17# That's right! #

0:48:17 > 0:48:19APPLAUSE