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0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28And a very warm welcome to this special TV Winners edition

0:00:28 > 0:00:29of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:29 > 0:00:33the show where the more obscure your knowledge, the better your chances

0:00:33 > 0:00:35of winning. Let's meet today's pointless celebrities.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42And couple number one...

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi, I'm Jane Devonshire and I won MasterChef 2016 this year.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm Simon Wood and I won MasterChef in 2015.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Couple number two.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Hello, I'm Yasmina, and I won The Apprentice many moons ago in 2009.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02And I'm Lee McQueen and I won it even more moons ago

0:01:02 > 0:01:03because I won it in 2008.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Couple number three.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hi, I'm Sam Bailey and I won The X Factor 2013.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm Michelle McManus and I won Pop Idol in 2003.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23And finally couple number four.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hi, I'm Jermain Jackman and I won The Voice 2014.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'm George Sampson and I won Britain's Got Talent in 2008.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Thank you all very much. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Lovely to have you here. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you

0:01:38 > 0:01:39throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:01:42 > 0:01:47More BFG than BGT, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Hiya, hey everybody.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Good evening.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Good evening to you.- Good evening.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Wow, everyone a winner. - I know.- That's quite impressive.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57The biggest shows on British television as well.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01We've got Britain's Got Talent, we've got X Factor, MasterChef, Apprentice, everything.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's like the Champions League.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06This now, they are all winners, but only one pair is going to win this.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Every single person here has proved themselves already on incredibly

0:02:09 > 0:02:11difficult shows, so they've all got, they've all got mettle.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- It will be very interesting to see who comes out on top.- Very good.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16They've all got mettle. I like that.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18- Yeah, you like?- Oh, I do.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Thank you very much, Richard. Now, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Our contestants here are looking for those all-important

0:02:24 > 0:02:28pointless answers. These are answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Find one of those and we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:02:33 > 0:02:36and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39we are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41There we are.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Exciting. Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52This is the rule you have to remember.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56The pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58The highest score, so keep your scores down.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Very, very best of luck to all four pairs.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03No conferring, sadly, until we get to the head-to-head round.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05OK, our first category this evening is...

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Famous People. Famous People.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first and who is going to go second?

0:03:13 > 0:03:16And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21OK, and the question concerns...

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Actors Known By Their Middle Names.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Richard.- On each board we're going to show you seven real names of famous actors.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Professionally, they all use their middle names,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34but we're going to show you their real names.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Can you tell us who they are? We're going to show you one of the films they have appeared in as well.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41There are going to be 14 actors to guess at home, so very best of luck.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45So we are looking for the names of these actors who are known by their middle names.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Let's reveal our first board. Here they come.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Simon. Welcome to Pointless.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Great to have you here. Now, MasterChef.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Watching it at home, it seems fine.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33It seems absolutely fine. But you can see the hands of contestants,

0:04:33 > 0:04:37knives... Is it the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's far worse than what you see on the TV.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40- Is it?- Far, far worse, yeah.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Even when you're in pairs and you're in restaurants,

0:04:43 > 0:04:46you go in to do service, you do lunch service in a restaurant.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I mean, that must be the stuff of nightmares.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- I mean, thrilling... - Yeah, it's terrifying.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54You just have to be bold, I guess, is the way to approach it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Go for it and don't look back.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Simon, what are you up to at the moment?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'm the executive chef at Oldham Athletic Football Club.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Lovely.- And I'm looking to open a restaurant in Manchester.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Very good. Now, Simon, we come to the middle names of these people.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- What would you like to go for? - Rosalie A MacDowell, Groundhog Day.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15And I'm going to go for Andie MacDowell.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Andie MacDowell, says Simon.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19OK, Andie, let's see if that is right for MacDowell.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Let's see how many of our 100 people said Andie.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's right.

0:05:29 > 0:05:3037.

0:05:33 > 0:05:3437 for Andie MacDowell.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Nice start, Simon. Tough on that first podium.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39In her first-ever role, which was in Greystoke,

0:05:39 > 0:05:41her southern accent was so thick,

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Glenn Close redubbed every single one of her lines.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48So it's not her voice at all.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50- There you go.- What do you know?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I know that now!- There you go!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Very good. Lee, welcome to Pointless.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Xander, how are you doing? - Great to have you here.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00The Apprentice, my goodness, then you went on to work for Lord Sugar.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- I did, yeah.- Was he still Sir Alan in those days?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07He was Sir Alan, yeah. And then halfway through my tenure he changed to Lord Sugar.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09How long did you work there?

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Two and a half years. We set a business up,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13a digital media business up from scratch.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16What's the record? What's the longest any Apprentice winner has worked?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Three years. But I was there two and a half years so...

0:06:19 > 0:06:22The thing with The Apprentice is it's groomed for you

0:06:22 > 0:06:24to be an entrepreneur.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26You learn the skills, like an apprentice essentially,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29and you go off and essentially do your own thing.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32So did you actually learn proper business things from doing it?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34100%, yeah.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37As a viewer, I kind of watch it for the comedy!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Yeah, of course!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41But what you've got to remember is that The Apprentice isn't real life

0:06:41 > 0:06:43business when you're watching on TV.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47It's like an assessment centre and what Lord Sugar's doing is assessing

0:06:47 > 0:06:50whether or not you're good enough to actually be paid a six-figure salary

0:06:50 > 0:06:53to come and work for him. And where you really learn is when you set the

0:06:53 > 0:06:57business up with him and utilise his contacts and his experience and that

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- is when you're learning.- So that is invaluable, isn't it?- Totally.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Now, Lee, middle names of our famous actors.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06There's two that I want to choose.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09So I'm going to choose Eldred G Peck, Roman Holiday.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11And the answer being Gregory.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Gregory Peck, says Lee.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gregory Peck.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19It is Gregory Peck.

0:07:19 > 0:07:2037 is our only score.

0:07:20 > 0:07:2165.

0:07:23 > 0:07:2665, no way of knowing but that's a high score there.

0:07:26 > 0:07:31He famously was in To Kill A Mockingbird and the actress who played his daughter, Mary Badham,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34they stayed friends until the day he died

0:07:34 > 0:07:37and she always called him Atticus and he always called her Scout.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39That's so sweet!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Thank you very much indeed. - Pleasure.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Now, Sam, welcome to Pointless.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Wonderful to have you here.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Thank you.- Now then, where to begin?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50I mean the X Factor, here's where we're going to start.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54When you applied, actually, did you apply? Were you scouted?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58I applied in my front room. We was watching the year before,

0:07:58 > 0:08:01the live shows and my kids were laughing their heads off.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's the first time they'd sat down and watched the show and they was

0:08:04 > 0:08:07laughing and I just thought, in the ad breaks it says,

0:08:07 > 0:08:09"Do you think you've got the X Factor? Blah blah blah."

0:08:09 > 0:08:10So I thought, right, that's it.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14So I got the iPad and I went like that and I went, I've applied!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16And then I got a thing through.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Because obviously I was in prison so I had to get a lot of time off.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Working in the prison!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Prison officer!- Sorry, yes, working as a prison officer,

0:08:25 > 0:08:27which I miss dearly by the way.

0:08:27 > 0:08:31But, yeah, I was working and I got a call.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Obviously I couldn't take my phone into work and I came out and I had a

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- voicemail call saying we want you to come to London, and the rest is history.- Amazing.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43- It's great to have you here. What would you like to go for? - I've been looking at this, right,

0:08:43 > 0:08:47and trying to work out the name of the game kind of thing.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49The third one down,

0:08:49 > 0:08:53I'm going to say Chinatown and I'm going to say Faye Dunaway.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Faye Dunaway, says Sam.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58She doesn't say Faye, she says Faye Dunaway?

0:08:58 > 0:08:59She's not entirely sure.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'm not sure whether that's her name or not.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03For some reason it's calling me out.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05We'll put it to the tower, let's see what happens.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08How many of our 100 people said Faye Dunaway?

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It is Faye Dunaway!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17It is Faye Dunaway. Very well done to you. 77 is what you score.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Not bad at all.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yeah, well played, Faye Dunaway. It's a lovely... I was going to say

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- a lovely film, Chinatown, it's not lovely but it's very good. - It's a good film.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Very good. Thank you, Richard.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Now then, George, welcome to Pointless.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Great to have you here. George and I met doing the Royal Variety Show.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37- We did.- In what year was that?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- 2008.- You were still at school.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- I was, yeah.- What was it like having to go back to school on Monday morning after that?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I think I did one day of school after that.

0:09:46 > 0:09:47- Oh, really?- I went in,

0:09:47 > 0:09:52did the one day and I was shipped off to the tour and joined the West End.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53That was it, joined the circus!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Basically, yeah! - And you kind of have...

0:09:55 > 0:09:57You were in that 3D film.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- StreetDance.- Exactly, so you had that.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02And now you've sort of broken through, you did Waterloo Road.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04The acting's been quite good to me.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Hasn't it just? You've clearly been good to it. Emmerdale now.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09I've enjoyed it. I've just finished on Emmerdale.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's been a good year and I'm enjoying it.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Fantastic. Good for you, George.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's just opened so many doors for you, hasn't it?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Yeah, absolutely.- It's been superb.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Now, George, you're the last person to have this board.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Yeah.- So if you wanted to you could go right the way through and fill in

0:10:22 > 0:10:25any of those middle names that we haven't yet had.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Looking at it thinking there are obvious ones that I would like not to pick.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31But then I don't know the rest.

0:10:31 > 0:10:37So I'm kind of going between do I take a guess or do I go with the ones that I think I do know?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41I would rather get an answer right, I think, so I'm just going to have

0:10:41 > 0:10:43to go for Die Hard and go for Bruce Willis.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Bruce Willis. OK, Bruce Willis, says George.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Well, they've been quite high scores up to this point.

0:10:49 > 0:10:5377 is quite a high score so even if you score 100 you are not too far

0:10:53 > 0:10:56ahead. Anyway, let's see, Bruce Willis, I'm sure it won't score 100.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04It's a good answer. It scores you 85, not bad at all.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I think you did exactly the right thing there, George,

0:11:09 > 0:11:12given the other scores as well, giving Jermain a good chance there.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Funnily enough, the other obvious one which is Brad Pitt up the top

0:11:15 > 0:11:17would have scored slightly fewer points, 81.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Not a huge difference. The other two answers are the best answers on the

0:11:21 > 0:11:25board. We will go to Mary R Byrne, a brilliant comic actor, Mary R Byrne.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Rose Byrne.- Rose Byrne, yes.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Have you ever had one of those?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Nasty things!- And Mary E Fanning.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34She is Dakota Fanning's sister.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35I can't remember her name.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38She is Elle, and that would have scored you three

0:11:38 > 0:11:41so very well done if you said that at home. Thank you very much.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Well, halfway through the round.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Let's take a look at our scores. What about that?

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Simon's 37, the lowest score of the round by quite a distance.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51- Good start.- Yeah, very well done indeed.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's all in the correct order in fact.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Up to 65 where we find Lee and Yasmina, 77 where we find Sam and Michelle.

0:11:57 > 0:11:5985 is where we find George and Jermain.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Before the show I was saying what a brilliant podium

0:12:02 > 0:12:04that was to be on. And they were saying no,

0:12:04 > 0:12:07because all the good answers have gone by the time it gets to us.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08I said no, no, no!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- It forces you...- But then Jermain gets the first choice next time.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13That's true. So yes, Jermain,

0:12:13 > 0:12:16you will get the first choice of the new board so you have to get a nice,

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- low score on it so good luck with that.- No pressure!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:12:25 > 0:12:29OK, let's put seven more actors up on the board and here they are.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32We've got...

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'll read those all again.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Now remember, we are looking for the middle names by which these actors

0:13:07 > 0:13:08are better known.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Jermain, welcome, great to have you here.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14My goodness, The Voice.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16That was a huge show, wasn't it?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19It was crazy being on that show, crazy.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23I bet. And will.i.am, presumably he's still on your speed dial these days?

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Absolutely, I get to call him when I'm over in the States

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and we meet up and chill and we do music as well.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31You see, that's really nice.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34And Jermain, what are you up to at the moment?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- I'm writing a new album as well as studying Politics at Leeds University.- That's right.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- So how far's that gone?- I'm going into my second year this coming September.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Excellent. Jermain, what would you like to go for here?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You are the high-scorers at the moment.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Yes. I do know a few on the board thanks to my mum!

0:13:50 > 0:13:55But I think I'm going to go for The Butterfly Effect and Ashton Kutcher.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher, says Jermain.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02No red line for you because you're the highest scorers

0:14:02 > 0:14:05but let's see how many of our 100 people went for Ashton.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07It's right.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13This is a good answer, Jermain, look at that, 32, very well done indeed.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16In fact our lowest score of the round so far, so well done.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18117 is your total.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well played, Jermain, that should keep you safe and sound.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23He was originally considered to be Batman,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Ashton Kutcher, before Christian Bale got it.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Thank you, Richard. Now, Michelle.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Michelle. Welcome. - Thank you.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Actually, I was just reading out Little Voice there.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- You've done Little Voice. - I did.- When did you do that?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40We toured 2008. We toured all over the Far East.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45It was the most incredible tour. We were in Singapore, Thailand...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48It was the most incredible three months of my life, actually.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51And you've sort of been bitten by theatre now, haven't you?

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Yeah, I won away back in 2003, if anyone remembers that time.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57But no, I went back to Scotland,

0:14:57 > 0:15:00so I've worked for Radio Scotland and STV up there. I interviewed

0:15:00 > 0:15:03you guys when you came up a couple of years ago.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Yeah, yeah.- And now I'm touring.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I've got my one-woman show.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's my third year at the Edinburgh Festival.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12So this is the third instalment in a trilogy of one-woman shows.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Michelle, what would you like to go for?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16You are on 77. If you can score 39 or less,...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18It needs to be quite a low score.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21I know. I'm trying to think because there's a lot of obvious ones on the board.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm tempted to go for Romancing The Stone because it's an older movie,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27and I love it, actually. It's one of my favourites,

0:15:27 > 0:15:29but I don't know whether people...

0:15:29 > 0:15:30I'm going to go for it. Kathleen Turner.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Kathleen Turner, says Michelle.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Here is your red line.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36You have to go below that red line to stay in the game.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- I don't know if it will.- Let's see how many of our 100 people said Kathleen Turner.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44It's right.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Look at that, 40.

0:15:50 > 0:15:5640, which takes you up to 117. You are joining Jermain and George on 117.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57You are joint high-scorers.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Yeah, Kathleen Turner, well played.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02She also played Chandler Bing's dad in Friends.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Oh, yes.- In a number of episodes.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Thanks very much, Richard.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Now, Yasmina, welcome to Pointless.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Great to have you here.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Thank you.- You also went on to work for Lord Sugar.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17Same as Lee. You are going to get the same banter here but we worked on a company...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19It was like a digital signage company.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21So I worked for him for about a year and a half, two years.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23What are you up to, Yasmina, at the moment?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I promote enterprise,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28so I help people start businesses and I start businesses myself,

0:16:28 > 0:16:29so I'm a bit of a start-up queen.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32It was a real life changer for you, doing The Apprentice, was it?

0:16:32 > 0:16:33Hugely. Yeah, hugely.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I get to come and do stuff like this. So...- Yeah. Well, there you are.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Exactly. All the networking going on in the green room,

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- you wouldn't believe.- Business cards flying everywhere.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45What would you like to go for? You are on 65, Yasmina.

0:16:45 > 0:16:4751 or less gets you through.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49OK. So, um...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51I'm thinking to do a safe bet.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55And let's go Legally Blonde with Reece.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58OK, Reese Witherspoon, says Yasmina, for Legally Blonde.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Here is your red line. You have to get below that red line.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Let's see what happens when we say Reese Witherspoon.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09- It's right.- Keep going.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10It's high.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12It's 74. 74,

0:17:12 > 0:17:14taking your total up to 139.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Yeah, that her mother's maiden name,

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Reese, and her middle name and now her professional name.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- That's nice.- That is nice.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Yeah. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27- Jane.- Hello.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Well, listen, I'm going to welcome you with a piece of very good news.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34It doesn't matter what you score, you are going to get through to the

0:17:34 > 0:17:37next round because Simon scored so few points in the first pass,

0:17:37 > 0:17:4037 has got you through, which is great news.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Now, Jane, what was the story behind your application to MasterChef?

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Did you... Had you been waiting to pluck up the courage and then thought,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- "Yes, I'm going to do it?" What happened?- No, not at all.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53We've always watched it with the family because I think

0:17:53 > 0:17:56it's a great show to watch with the kids and stuff.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57But literally last summer,

0:17:57 > 0:18:02a rainy summer's day and over the holidays and my 14-year-old, 13 then,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05said, "Oh, come on, Mum, let's do this."

0:18:05 > 0:18:07He kept on saying enter MasterChef.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11And I literally filled it in as a bit of a joke, really.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14We had a bit of fun. We spent an hour and we just filled the form in.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18And just thought it would disappear off into the ether. And that would be it.

0:18:18 > 0:18:23So, what are you doing now? You're doing lots more cooking on a much more senior level, then?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Well, I'm still finding my feet.

0:18:24 > 0:18:30And to be suddenly doing TV and press stuff for different people,

0:18:30 > 0:18:33it's all very new, and magazines and all sorts of stuff like that.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35- It's very exciting. - Finding my feet at the moment.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Quite right. Well, enjoy. Enjoy them once you've found them!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Yes!- Jane, this board is all yours.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42You are already through, so it doesn't matter what you score here.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46But if you wanted to talk through those blanks and fill them in for us, that would be great.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I think I might know them all.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Jude Law and Sean Connery,

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Jane Horrocks and I think it's Rooney Mara.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54But I'm not 100% sure.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59But as we are already through, I might as well go for it, hadn't I?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Rooney Mara, says Jane.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03As long as we are already through and you're not tricking me!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07No red line... No red line for you as you are already through.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09But let's see how far down the column we get with Rooney Mara.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I think it might be quite a good one.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15It's right.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Now, up to this point,

0:19:17 > 0:19:1932 is our lowest score and you've passed that by miles.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Look at that, down to seven. Very well done indeed, Jane.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Lowest score in the first pass, lowest score coming back.

0:19:25 > 0:19:2744 is your total.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30That's a lovely finish to the round, well played.

0:19:30 > 0:19:31You knew all the others as well.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Barbara J Horrocks is of course Jane Horrocks.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37That would have scored you 56.

0:19:37 > 0:19:41At the top there, Dave Law is Jude Law.

0:19:41 > 0:19:4466. Do you think he would have been less successful if he was Dave Law?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I think he probably would have.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Jude was quite key. - It's quite a cool name, isn't it?

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Yeah.- And what do you think this last one scored?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56I would... I'm going to say 94.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58It's 89. 89.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59There we are.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Thank you. We are at the end of our first round.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04And the pair we have to say goodbye to with a high score of 139,

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I'm afraid, Yasmina and Lee.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I know. I don't know what we do about this.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- What do we do? Can we not stay? - Well, normally we send people...

0:20:11 > 0:20:15I'd be very happy for you to stay because it just seems a shame to break up this...

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Our strategy in The Apprentice is don't get fired in the first week.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- And now look what's happened. - We've just got fired on the first round.- Yay!- Aw!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Thank you so much for playing, Yasmina and Lee.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Wonderful contestants. Wonderful contestants.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40And so we're down to three pairs and at the end of this round,

0:20:40 > 0:20:43we're going to have to say goodbye to another. I think we might just...

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- We could just chat. - That would be nice.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47And then we don't have to lose anyone.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48I've got a good question, though.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Have you?- Yeah.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52I suppose we should probably do it.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Well, listen... All I'm going to say now is, no hard feelings.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58We don't really want to lose anyone.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00That is the point. Everyone did so well there.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Jane, though, hats off to you. Seven points...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Thank you.- ..for your answer. By far and away the best score of that round.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:21:13 > 0:21:18Hm. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK. Let's find out what the question is.

0:21:25 > 0:21:30Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:21:36 > 0:21:39..as they could.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Maybe it's not as bad as it sounds. Richard.- Yeah, we are simply looking

0:21:42 > 0:21:45for any of the 26 countries who took part in the grand final

0:21:45 > 0:21:47of the Eurovision Song Contest in 2016, please.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Now, Simon. We come to you first.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Countries. Basically it's just have a guess...

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Just take pot luck on a country that's roughly in Europe

0:21:59 > 0:22:02although by no means exclusively.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I'm going to say Ukraine.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Ukraine, says Simon.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Ukraine, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ukraine.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16It's right.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Good answer. 32 for Ukraine.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah, they were the winners of it, Ukraine.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30Their song was about the deportation of the Tatars in Crimea under Stalin.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Mm. Wow!- How about that?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Yeah. Now then, Sam.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38My heart is pounding right now.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39For one of two reasons.

0:22:39 > 0:22:44- Yes, go on.- One, this could be a really stupid answer

0:22:44 > 0:22:47and I'll make a complete fool of myself on TV.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Or reason two, let's mention that.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51It's a really good answer...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54But I think I'm just going to say it.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Come on.- I don't know if I'm true on this.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Because I missed it because I was on tour, so I want to say Australia.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Australia, says Sam.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Let's see what happens when we say Australia.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's absolutely right.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Australia is right. 32 is...

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh, 56 for Australia.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- 56. Good answer. - And they came second.

0:23:21 > 0:23:22So we are going first, second...

0:23:22 > 0:23:25If we can do the top six, I'll be very impressed.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Jermain.- Yeah.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30I didn't get a chance to watch this either.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34- That's diplomatically put. - And... This is an absolute guess.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37And I apologise if I get it wrong.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Azerbaijan. - Azerbaijan, says Jermain.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sounds like... I think Azerbaijan sounds sort of right, doesn't it?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Azerbaijan - let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50It is right. 56 is our high score.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Which you pass. 32 is our low score.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Which you pass. Azerbaijan takes you down to seven.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58There we are. Very well done on the far podium there.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05He's doing well, Jermain, isn't he? Yeah, they came 17th, Azerbaijan.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Former winners.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Thank you very much. Let's take a quick look at those scores.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Seven, the best score of that pass.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Very well done, Jermain.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16I think Jermain and George, you might well be in the head-to-head

0:24:16 > 0:24:17on the strength of that.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Then we travel up to 32, where we find Simon and Jane.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22And then up to 56, where we find Sam and Michelle.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Michelle, you are out in front at the moment but I bet you've got a good answer.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27You're going to need it to keep you in the game.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29We are going to come back down the line now.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:24:34 > 0:24:36OK. Now, George.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Remember, we are looking for any country that competed in the grand final...- Yes.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- ..of the 2016 Eurovision Song contest. Did you watch it?- No.

0:24:44 > 0:24:45I am taking a guess.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- OK. Good.- But I feel better in my guess now after Jermain's brilliant answer.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51He has set you up very nicely there.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Yes.- I mean, ideally, you would score 48 or less,

0:24:53 > 0:24:57which I think is eminently doable.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58- You think.- OK.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01I'm going to just go ahead and say Greece.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02You go ahead and say Greece.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05There's your red line, George. If you get below this red line with Greece,

0:25:05 > 0:25:08you are through to the head-to-head immediately.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Greece.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Argh!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Ah! Well, that's interesting.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Evidently, an incorrect answer. That scores you 100 points, George.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I'm sorry. It takes your total up to 107. However, the game is not yet over.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Yeah, sorry, George. They often do qualify.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31But they were knocked out in the semifinals this year, Greece.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Thanks, Richard. Michelle.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Now, you need to score 50 or less.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38I know. I'm trying to think of a really obscure country and I'm probably

0:25:38 > 0:25:41going to get it wrong. Maybe I should just play it safe...

0:25:41 > 0:25:42I'll go for Armenia.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Armenia, says Michelle.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Here's your red line. If you can get below this red line with Armenia, you are into the head-to-head.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said Armenia.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55It's right.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59And it's a good score.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Look at that. One!

0:26:05 > 0:26:08One point for Armenia, takes your total up to 57.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Very well played. Yeah, they came seventh with Love Wave.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Thank you, Richard.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17- Jane.- Hi.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Jane, you are on 32.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21So, 74 or less gets you through.

0:26:21 > 0:26:2274 or less.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Did you watch? - No, I've never seen it.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29- Sorry.- It's a song competition. It's very popular.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'm going to go with Slovenia.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Slovenia. There's your red line, Jane.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Nice and high. If you can get below that with Slovenia,

0:26:38 > 0:26:40you're through to the head-to-head round.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42How many people said Slovenia? Is it right?

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Oh, no!

0:26:48 > 0:26:52This is great news on the far podium, less good news on the near.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Sorry.- Oh, Jane, I'm afraid Slovenia - not in the grand final.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59Maybe I should watch the Eurovision Song Contest!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02132 is your grand total.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Yeah, also knocked out in a semifinal, I'm afraid.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Now, there were no pointless answers at all.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09The best answer anyone could possibly have given was Armenia.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13So, well done, Michelle. That's the best answer out of any of them.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19A few other low scorers. Three points for the Czech Republic.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Five points for Serbia. Five points for Georgia,

0:27:21 > 0:27:27who are the country that the United Kingdom gave 12 points to, nobody else did.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Some sort of indie song.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Well done, UK. Lithuania,

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Azerbaijan and Bulgaria would have scored you seven.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Cyprus 12, Latvia 13.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36Those are the best scorers.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38Let's take a look at the high-scorers,

0:27:38 > 0:27:40the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Germany, 66.

0:27:44 > 0:27:45United Kingdom 75.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48That's the best we've done Eurovision for a while.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50And... And we got beaten by France.

0:27:50 > 0:27:51France scored 80.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53How about that? When did that start happening?

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Thank you so much, Richard. Well, we are at the end of our second round

0:27:56 > 0:27:59and I'm afraid, Jane and Simon, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I knew it was going to be painful.

0:28:01 > 0:28:03It's been such a treat having you on.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05Thank you so much for coming and playing.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07You've been brilliant. And I'm just sorry...

0:28:07 > 0:28:09- You didn't watch Eurovision. - I know.

0:28:09 > 0:28:11But there we are. Slovenia let you down...

0:28:11 > 0:28:13- Next year.- But thanks so much for coming on.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Come and play again, please. In the meantime, thank you so much, Jane and Simon.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21But for Michelle and Sam, George and Jermain,

0:28:21 > 0:28:23it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Congratulations, Michelle and Sam, George and Jermain.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our

0:28:32 > 0:28:36jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37There it is.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42So, this is the bit where we decide who goes through to the final

0:28:42 > 0:28:45to play for that jackpot and we do it by making you go head-to-head.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47But the big difference is you are now allowed to confer.

0:28:47 > 0:28:50You can play as a team. It takes a lot of the pressure off.

0:28:50 > 0:28:53First pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:01 > 0:29:06Here is your first question and it concerns...

0:29:06 > 0:29:07Skyscrapers.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10- Richard.- We'll show you five pictures of skyscrapers and

0:29:10 > 0:29:12give you alternate letters of their names.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Can you tell us what they are called, please?

0:29:15 > 0:29:19OK, let's reveal our five skyscrapers and here they come.

0:29:19 > 0:29:20We have got...

0:29:53 > 0:29:55There we go. Five skyscrapers.

0:29:55 > 0:30:00Now, Michelle and Sam, you've been our low scorers throughout the show so far, so you will go first.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01Feel free to confer.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04I think we need to go for the most obvious one because I don't know.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06What do you think?

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I think I might...

0:30:10 > 0:30:15We're going to cover the obvious one that we know and that's E,

0:30:15 > 0:30:17- and that is the Shard.- You're going to say the Shard.

0:30:17 > 0:30:19OK, Michelle and Sam say the Shard.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21Now, George and Jermain,

0:30:21 > 0:30:24do you fancy talking us through the board and having a punt?

0:30:24 > 0:30:28Here's the thing, we know some of them.

0:30:28 > 0:30:32- We know B.- The Empire State Building, but C is the one that I fancy.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34I don't actually know it but looking at the letters,

0:30:34 > 0:30:37I think I can work out what it is.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41- Yeah, we'll go for C. - We'll go for Elephant Tower.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45Elephant Tower. So, we have the Shard and we have Elephant Tower.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Michelle and Sam said the Shard for E,

0:30:48 > 0:30:51let's see how many of our 100 people said the Shard.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55It's right.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59Not bad, 46 for the Shard.

0:31:03 > 0:31:09Now, meanwhile George and Jermain have taken a punt on C and said Elephant Tower.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Elephant Tower, let's see if that's right.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17It is right.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22And it wins you the point.

0:31:22 > 0:31:23Oh, and how. Look at that, down to three.

0:31:23 > 0:31:26Very well done indeed. Elephant Tower.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29A risk worth taking there and it means George and Jermain,

0:31:29 > 0:31:32after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:31:32 > 0:31:33That was beautifully done.

0:31:33 > 0:31:37Well done for working it out and also well done for going for the risk as well.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38That was exactly the right thing to do.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41Nothing else fitted and it looks like an elephant.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43- It does.- It's in Bangkok.

0:31:43 > 0:31:45- A...- Petronas.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48It's the Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51I love the Petronas Towers. They're very beautiful, I think.

0:31:51 > 0:31:5311 points for that.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55B is the Empire State Building.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Everyone knew that, a big scorer, would have scored 73.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02- Now, D.- I'm going to take a punt on this one.

0:32:02 > 0:32:04The first word, we can work out.

0:32:04 > 0:32:05I think is turning.

0:32:05 > 0:32:07Turning is the first word.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11So, if it's turning, I was initially thinking maybe it's toro,

0:32:11 > 0:32:12it could be Spanish.

0:32:12 > 0:32:13But then if the first word is turning...

0:32:13 > 0:32:16It's in Malmo in Sweden, this building,

0:32:16 > 0:32:17and you can see what it does.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19It's the Turning...

0:32:20 > 0:32:21..Torso.

0:32:21 > 0:32:25Torso, and it's a pointless answer as well so very well done if you said that at home.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27Thanks very much indeed.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Now, here comes your second question.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Michelle and Sam, they will be answering it first,

0:32:32 > 0:32:37so you come to this one second but you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39Our second question is all about...

0:32:41 > 0:32:43Strictly Come Dancing.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49Simply five clues now to facts about the TV show, Strictly Come Dancing.

0:32:49 > 0:32:53Rather than have me read them out, which would be fun,

0:32:53 > 0:32:55not nearly as much fun as having Claudia here,

0:32:55 > 0:32:58so Claudia is going to read out the questions.

0:32:58 > 0:33:03Hello, Xander, hello Richard, I'm so sorry I'm not there, but hello.

0:33:03 > 0:33:06I have five questions about Strictly Come Dancing.

0:33:06 > 0:33:12OK, so first question, what is the title of the US version of the show?

0:33:14 > 0:33:18What is the surname of married professional dancers,

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Kevin and Karen?

0:33:21 > 0:33:25What is the name of the trophy awarded to the winners?

0:33:26 > 0:33:30Which Wanted singer won the competition in 2015?

0:33:32 > 0:33:37Which presenter took over as host of It Takes Two in 2011?

0:33:38 > 0:33:44Enormous luck. I'm not sure I could answer all of those but that is because I'm very thick!

0:33:44 > 0:33:46Have a lovely evening. Bye!

0:33:51 > 0:33:54OK, I'll quickly read those again.

0:34:06 > 0:34:08George and Jermain, we come to you first.

0:34:10 > 0:34:15I don't think, I'm not too sure if this is right but I'm going to go for a guess

0:34:15 > 0:34:18and it's the title of the US version of the show.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20Is it Dancing With The Stars?

0:34:20 > 0:34:23Dancing With The Stars, say George and Jermain.

0:34:23 > 0:34:24Dancing With The Stars.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Now then, Michelle and Sam, do you want to talk us through that board?

0:34:28 > 0:34:31The name of the singer who won the competition was Jay,

0:34:31 > 0:34:33but I don't know his surname.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36The name of the trophy, I think it's the Glitter Ball,

0:34:36 > 0:34:38but the presenter who took over as host of It Takes Two,

0:34:38 > 0:34:42I don't know whether it was Zoe Ball or Claudia because Claudia moved over when Bruce left,

0:34:42 > 0:34:44didn't she, and she does the main show now?

0:34:44 > 0:34:46Do you think it is the Glitter Ball, the trophy?

0:34:46 > 0:34:50I think it's the Glitter Ball trophy.

0:34:50 > 0:34:51We'll go for the Glitter Ball.

0:34:51 > 0:34:55You're going for the Glitter Ball. So, we have Dancing With The Stars and we have the Glitter Ball.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57George and Jermain went for Dancing With The Stars,

0:34:57 > 0:35:01the US version of the show. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:35:03 > 0:35:04It is Dancing With The Stars.

0:35:09 > 0:35:1036.

0:35:12 > 0:35:1436 for Dancing With The Stars.

0:35:14 > 0:35:17Michelle and Sam meanwhile have gone for the Glitter Ball,

0:35:17 > 0:35:20the name of the trophy awarded to the winners.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Let's see how many of our 100 people went for the Glitter Ball.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26It is the Glitter Ball.

0:35:29 > 0:35:32Oh, and that wins you the point, well done.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33Down to 20 with the Glitter Ball.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36Well done, Michelle and Sam, back in the game.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Which means after two questions, it's 1-1.

0:35:38 > 0:35:43Very nicely played. Neither team absolutely certain of their answer there but both absolutely right.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46The surname of the married professional dancers Kevin and Karen is Clifton.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49That's the best answer up there. It would have scored you seven.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52The Wanted singer is Jay, it's Jay McGuinness.

0:35:52 > 0:35:56It would have scored you 12 and the presenter who took over,

0:35:56 > 0:36:00you're quite right, it was Zoe Ball, and she would have scored you 29.

0:36:00 > 0:36:01Thanks very much indeed.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04OK, here comes your third question, this is the decider.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that

0:36:07 > 0:36:09jackpot, so best of luck to both pairs.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13Our third question is all about

0:36:13 > 0:36:15Skeleton Jokes.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- Richard?- Yeah, we're going to show you five set-ups now to jokes about

0:36:20 > 0:36:23skeletons and we're going to give you alternate letters of the punch lines.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Can you tell us what the punch lines are, please?

0:36:25 > 0:36:27- Good luck.- Thank you very much indeed.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31OK, let's reveal our five skeleton jokes and here they come.

0:36:53 > 0:36:55I shall read those all one last time.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08Michelle and Sam?

0:37:08 > 0:37:11This is a dream for me because I've got a really good skeleton joke.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14- And it's not up there? - It's not up there.

0:37:14 > 0:37:18It's the gift that keeps on giving.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20I want to say...

0:37:20 > 0:37:24We're going to go for who was the greatest skeleton detective,

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Sherlock Bones.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Sherlock Bones

0:37:30 > 0:37:32go Michelle and Sam.

0:37:32 > 0:37:33Now, George and Jermain,

0:37:33 > 0:37:36do you want to talk us through the rest of our skeleton jokes?

0:37:36 > 0:37:40Yeah, so the top one, it's got to be spare ribs.

0:37:40 > 0:37:42The second one has got to be dead ringer.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44The living room, Sherlock Bones.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46I don't know about the bottom one, that's the only one

0:37:46 > 0:37:49we're a bit uncertain of but if we were going to go for any...

0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Is that bottom one sculptures? - No.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57- Which one do you want to go for? - I'd say dead ringer.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59- I'm happy. You make the decision. - We'll go with dead ringer.

0:37:59 > 0:38:03OK, dead ringer. So we have Sherlock Bones and we have dead ringer.

0:38:03 > 0:38:07Now, Michelle and Sam went for Sherlock Bones,

0:38:07 > 0:38:08the greatest skeleton detective.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sherlock Bones.

0:38:15 > 0:38:17It is Sherlock Bones.

0:38:19 > 0:38:2044.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26George and Jermain meanwhile have gone for dead ringer -

0:38:26 > 0:38:28what do you call a skeleton who presses a doorbell?

0:38:28 > 0:38:30Let's see how many of our 100 people said dead ringer?

0:38:33 > 0:38:35It is dead ringer.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39And it wins you the point, very well done.

0:38:39 > 0:38:4121 for dead ringer.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Very well done indeed.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47George and Jermain, that means after three questions, you're through to the final, 2-1.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Now, what do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51You did well to avoid it because it would have seen you get

0:38:51 > 0:38:54knocked out because it would have scored you 16 points.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56What room can't skeletons go into? The living room.

0:38:58 > 0:38:5965 points for that.

0:38:59 > 0:39:03And Jermain was actually right about the last one.

0:39:03 > 0:39:04Yeah, sculptures.

0:39:04 > 0:39:10Well, it's skull. It should be skull-tures.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Perhaps that's why it only scored two points, skulltures.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Thank you very much. So, the pair leaving us at the end of

0:39:15 > 0:39:18the head-to-head round, I'm sorry to say, Michelle and Sam,

0:39:18 > 0:39:21our lowest scoring, our golden pair, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:39:21 > 0:39:22It's been brilliant having you on.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Thank you so much for coming and playing and playing so well.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26That was a brilliant head-to-head as well.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Really close there. Come and play again.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Meanwhile, thanks so much indeed, Michelle and Sam.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Thank you. Well done, boys.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39But for George and Jermain it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Congratulations, George and Jermain.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50You have fought off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.

0:39:59 > 0:40:04At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,500.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10Now, what about that? And, you know, it was the winners' show.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13You were all winners tonight and now here you are.

0:40:13 > 0:40:16We've had some great answers. We had a near...

0:40:16 > 0:40:17A very near slip-up in the first round.

0:40:17 > 0:40:20I think the first two rounds we JUST got through.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22Yeah. And it really helps when you can confer as well.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24That takes a lot of pressure off.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26In this last round, we put four things up on the board.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29You choose the one that scares you the least, is basically how it works.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32- OK.- Let's hope there's something there you like the look of.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35Today's selection is this...

0:40:47 > 0:40:51Wow. I couldn't tell you who John Grisham is, so we're going to avoid that.

0:40:51 > 0:40:55Brothers, is that, like, just famous brothers?

0:40:55 > 0:41:01- I don't know.- It'll be something weird like what's your uncle's pet dog's sister's something...?

0:41:01 > 0:41:04I like the look of Bodily Song Titles, I'm not going to lie to you.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06- How many part of the body...? - Shall we go with that?

0:41:06 > 0:41:08How many parts of the body are there?!

0:41:08 > 0:41:11There are loads!

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Are you comfortable with that? Can I throw this to Mr Osman?

0:41:13 > 0:41:15- What do you think?- Yeah, let's go.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Yeah, let's go for Bodily Song Titles.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Yeah, I think you've given yourself a chance there.

0:41:19 > 0:41:24We are looking for any UK top 40 single up to the end of March 2016,

0:41:24 > 0:41:26according to officialcharts.com,

0:41:26 > 0:41:28with any of the following words in its title, please.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31So any UK top 40 single with...

0:41:42 > 0:41:46So up to the end of March 2016, any UK top 40 single with any of those words in the title.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48The very, very best of luck, gents.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:41:51 > 0:41:55All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Are you ready for your minute to start?

0:41:57 > 0:42:00- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02There they are. Your time starts now.

0:42:02 > 0:42:06OK, so, eye - you're looking at Eye Of The Tiger.

0:42:06 > 0:42:08Kylie Minogue, It's In Your Eyes.

0:42:08 > 0:42:09OK.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12Erm, what else?

0:42:15 > 0:42:18- I mean, somebody has got to have had a song called In Your Arms, haven't they?- Yeah.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Or In My Arms, or something like that.

0:42:20 > 0:42:21Hand...

0:42:23 > 0:42:25- I don't know any.- OK.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28That's great(!)

0:42:28 > 0:42:29Hand...

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- OK, I've got three answers... - OK.- That I think...

0:42:35 > 0:42:38I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga will come up with something with "hand" or...

0:42:39 > 0:42:41There's the Jess Glynne Hold My Hand.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46Is that Jess Glynne? I think it is.

0:42:46 > 0:42:47# Hold my hand... #

0:42:47 > 0:42:50That's the one. I wasn't going to sing it.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53- Yeah, I think I've got... - Ten seconds left.

0:42:53 > 0:42:54I've got three answers so I think we go for them.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58- Kylie Minogue's probably going to be the best bet. - OK, cool.- Yeah?

0:42:58 > 0:42:59- Yeah.- We'll go...

0:42:59 > 0:43:03OK, you're happy? Your time is running out...

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Oh, now!

0:43:05 > 0:43:08There we are. Now, what are your three answers going to be?

0:43:08 > 0:43:10- Hold My Hand.- Hold My Hand.

0:43:10 > 0:43:11By Jess Glynne, I believe.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15- Eye Of The Tiger.- Eye Of The Tiger.

0:43:15 > 0:43:17And It's In Your Eyes.

0:43:17 > 0:43:21- Now, of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?- It's In Your Eyes.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24In Your Eyes goes last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:43:24 > 0:43:26- I think Eye Of The Tiger. - Eye Of The Tiger.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28And then the other one...

0:43:28 > 0:43:32- Hold My Hand.- Hold My Hand in the middle. OK, well, let's put those

0:43:32 > 0:43:35answers up on the board in that order, then. And here they are. We've got...

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Well, very best of luck there. Three good answers there. Now,

0:43:42 > 0:43:45if one of these turns out to be pointless and wins you that jackpot,

0:43:45 > 0:43:48that £2,500, you will split it between your charities.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50What charities are you playing for? George, you first.

0:43:50 > 0:43:53- Mine is the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital.- Excellent.

0:43:53 > 0:43:56- Jermain, how about you?- Mine is the Amy Winehouse Foundation.- Wonderful.

0:43:59 > 0:44:01Two wonderful charities there.

0:44:01 > 0:44:05Let us hope at least one of these answers is pointless and will win that jackpot for your charities.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08So we turn to your answers. Your first answer is Eye Of The Tiger,

0:44:08 > 0:44:13and in this case we're looking for UK top 40 hits with eye or eyes in its title.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15This was your least confident to be pointless.

0:44:15 > 0:44:18Let's find out what happens when we say Eye Of The Tiger.

0:44:18 > 0:44:20If it is pointless, it'll win you £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:20 > 0:44:22How many people said it, The Eye Of The Tiger?

0:44:24 > 0:44:27It's right.

0:44:27 > 0:44:31Now all it has to do is go down to zero and you will leave here with that jackpot of £2,500.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34Down it goes... Oh, it's 42.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39You said that was going to be a big score.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42- That's not a bad start.- Not a bad start at all, it's under 50.

0:44:42 > 0:44:47Anyway, not a pointless answer so we move onto your second answer which is Hold My Hand.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50We've now moved on to the songs with hand or hands in the title.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53If this is pointless it wins you £2,500.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hold My Hand.

0:44:59 > 0:45:03It's right. Eye Of The Tiger, your first answer, took us down to 42.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06Hold My Hand passes 42, as we would expect.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08Down it goes through the teens...

0:45:08 > 0:45:11Into single figures. Still going down. Down it goes.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Still going down... One! We stop on one.

0:45:17 > 0:45:20Oh, what a turnaround though, from 42 down to one.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22All moving very much in the right direction, I would say.

0:45:22 > 0:45:24Sadly, though, not a pointless answer,

0:45:24 > 0:45:29which means we move on to your third and final answer, which is It's In Your Eyes.

0:45:30 > 0:45:33This was your most confident shot at the pointless answer.

0:45:33 > 0:45:34So, very, very best of luck.

0:45:34 > 0:45:38Let's see how many of our 100 people said It's In Your Eyes.

0:45:38 > 0:45:39Is it pointless?

0:45:42 > 0:45:44Well, it's right.

0:45:44 > 0:45:48Your first answer, The Eye Of The Tiger, was on 42 and we pass 42.

0:45:48 > 0:45:50Hold My Hand took us all the way down to one.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54We're now in single figures. Down we go with It's In Your Eyes.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56We pass one... Yeah!

0:45:56 > 0:46:01That's a pointless answer. Very well done. Fantastic.

0:46:01 > 0:46:03Very well done indeed.

0:46:05 > 0:46:09What about that? Congratulations. It's In Your Eyes was a pointless answer,

0:46:09 > 0:46:14which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities. Very well done indeed,

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Jermain and George.

0:46:19 > 0:46:20Very well played, gents.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23Well, you were unlucky with Hold My Hand only scoring one point.

0:46:23 > 0:46:26But It's In Your Eyes, you got very, very lucky.

0:46:26 > 0:46:27Not a Kylie hit,

0:46:27 > 0:46:31but in 1996 Phil Collins had a number 30 hit

0:46:31 > 0:46:33with It's In Your Eyes.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37And that is what's just won you the money.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40But do you know what? You earned every penny of it, the way you got here, as well.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42And, you know, you obviously know your stuff, too.

0:46:42 > 0:46:44So congratulations.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46Very impressive. It's one of those ones -

0:46:46 > 0:46:48- it's impossible to think of them in the 60 seconds.- I know.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50There's loads. I'll give you a few of them here anyway.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53We'll start with pointless answers for Eye.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Cotton Eyed Joe by Rednecks is a pointless answer.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, Ultravox.

0:46:58 > 0:47:02Dry Your Eyes by The Streets was a pointless answer.

0:47:02 > 0:47:03We Close Our Eyes, Go West.

0:47:03 > 0:47:06Eye Know by De La Soul.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08Eyes Wide Shut, JLS. Gary Gilmore's Eyes by The Adverts.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Ma, He's Making Eyes At Me was a pointless answer.

0:47:10 > 0:47:12We will move on now to Arm.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15Fewer on this category.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Die In Your Arms by Justin Bieber was a pointless answer.

0:47:18 > 0:47:20Morrissey's I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris.

0:47:20 > 0:47:23The brilliant Lemonheads with Into Your Arms, that's a pointless answer.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25When The Girl In Your Arms Is The Girl In Your Heart,

0:47:25 > 0:47:27that's by Cliff Richard.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race, by Fall Out Boy.

0:47:29 > 0:47:31Also You Held The World In Your Arms by Idlewild.

0:47:31 > 0:47:33All of those pointless answers.

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Now Hand or Hands...

0:47:37 > 0:47:39He's Got The Whole World In His Hands is a pointless answer.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42Touched by the Hand of God, New Order.

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Hand On Heart, Olly Murs.

0:47:45 > 0:47:49And Second Hand Rose, which is Barbra Streisand.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Place Your Hands by Reef also a pointless answer there.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53So very well done if you got any of those at home and a terrific

0:47:53 > 0:47:57performance and a well-deserved jackpot at the end as well, gents. Well played.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Thanks very much, Richard, and thanks once again to our winning

0:48:00 > 0:48:02partnership here, George and Jermain,

0:48:02 > 0:48:05who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07Very well done indeed.

0:48:08 > 0:48:10Such a pleasure having you on the show.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Very well done. Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure

0:48:13 > 0:48:15knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:48:15 > 0:48:18- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.