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0:00:17 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:27 > 0:00:30and welcome to this special music edition of Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32This is the show where all the questions have been asked to 100

0:00:32 > 0:00:36people before the show, and all our celebrities have to do is come up with the answers

0:00:36 > 0:00:39that none of those 100 people could think of.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50And couple number one... Hello! Hi!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I'm Jessica Taylor. And I'm Kelli Young.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55And we were in Liberty X together.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Couple number two...

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Hello, I'm Mari Wilson, and I'm a singer.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07And I'm Heather Small, and I'm also a singer.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Couple number three...

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Hello, I'm Toyah Willcox. I'm a singer-songwriter.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17And I'm Nick Heyward.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21I'm a singer-songwriter and frontman with Haircut 100.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27And finally, couple number four...

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Hello, I'm Barbara Dickson and I'm a singer and musician.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33And I'm Fish, and I'm a singer-songwriter.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40We will get to know more about each of you throughout the show as it goes along.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce -

0:01:43 > 0:01:45heavyweight champion of the nerd,

0:01:45 > 0:01:48it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Hiya! Hi, everybody! Good evening.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Good evening to you. And to you.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56What a line-up we have here.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58How many records have this lot sold together?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Number ones, top ten albums, all sorts of things.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04And given that you also... You had a hit album this Christmas.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm the only one of the ten of us who's never been in the charts!

0:02:06 > 0:02:10That seems a bit harsh! That does seem harsh.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13At time of recording, Richard. At time of recording.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18I have a meeting next week with Dr Dre about my new hip-hop album,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20which I think is going to be something special.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23It's going to be a lovely show today. A couple of people have been on before.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Kelli's been on before. Toyah's been on twice - hasn't got beyond the second round.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30No-one here's been in a head-to-head yet. A lovely first question as well.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Something for everyone in this first question. Wonderful.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35As usual, all of today's questions have been asked

0:02:35 > 0:02:36to 100 people before the show.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Our contestants here are looking for those all-important pointless answers,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42these big answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Find one of those, and we will add ?250 to the jackpot.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Now, as today's show is a Celebrity Special,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54We start off with a jackpot of ?2,500!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Remember one thing, it is this - the pair with the highest score

0:03:09 > 0:03:12at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15And there is to be no conferring in the first two rounds.

0:03:15 > 0:03:20The very best of luck. Our first category this evening is...

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Celebrities.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:24 > 0:03:26who's going to go second?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Ladies first. And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36OK, so, our question concerns...

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Famous Bills. Famous Bills, Richard!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43We're simply going to show you 16 pictures

0:03:43 > 0:03:46now on this board of famous people called or known as Bill.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49You just have to give us the most obscure Bill you can find, please.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Very, very best of luck. Thank you very much indeed.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54As Richard said, we're going to put a picture up -

0:03:54 > 0:03:55that will stay up for the whole round.

0:03:55 > 0:03:5916 Bills - you just have to name the most obscure one you can.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01So here is that image...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05There are all the Bills.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Jessica, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Now, Liberty X, talk to us about Liberty X.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Liberty X was absolutely fantastic. Yeah.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20We had a great time with it. It was just head and shoulders above everything else at that time.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I thought it was just... We think so! Yeah, I think so!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I think so. And you reunited back in 2013.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29We did, yeah. Will you re-reunite?

0:04:29 > 0:04:34We never thought that we were going to get back together again that time, so you never know.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36We just had a ball, especially the second time around,

0:04:36 > 0:04:38because there's just no pressure,

0:04:38 > 0:04:41you're not trying to sell records. It was just so much fun.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Fabulous. Well, if you ever do get back together again,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46two people at least would be very, very happy.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'd be very happy. I'd be delighted. Huge fans of Liberty X.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Now, Jessica, who would you like to go for?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55This is so hard!

0:04:55 > 0:04:56This is awful, but I'm going to have

0:04:56 > 0:04:58to go for Bill Murray, because I can't think...

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Their names are just on the tip of my tongue...

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I know that's going to be loads of points.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Let's see. Bill Murray - is he up there?

0:05:06 > 0:05:10How many of our 100 people said Bill Murray?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's right.

0:05:14 > 0:05:1730! Not bad! Could have been worse.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Not a bad start to the round, Jessica.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Well played, Jessica, very good start to the round.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's funny, everyone thinks they know the famous ones,

0:05:26 > 0:05:27because they're the ones they know

0:05:27 > 0:05:29and so you automatically assume they're famous.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32I don't think that looks that much like Bill Murray. Not really.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Do you know what I mean? I think that's quite a difficult photo of him.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38There we are. Thanks very much. Richard. Thank you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Heather Small! Hello. How amazing! Lovely to have you here.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Thank you very much. Now, M People, let's just talk about M People.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I mean, you... At the beginning of the '90s,

0:05:47 > 0:05:49you just owned the charts, didn't you?

0:05:49 > 0:05:53Oasis would have something to say about that, but I'll go with it!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Oasis? Who? Take That! I mean, hit after hit.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Proud - I mean, it was used by our Olympic bid, wasn't it?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04That's right. And then everyone just used it - it became a banner song.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07I didn't mind that at all, because usually it was for something very, very positive.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11But I think that there must be a whole memo going round, saying,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13"Do not use! Do not use Proud!"

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Oh, really? I think so. It's been used to death! But I love it - of course I do. Lovely song.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21Now, Heather - the Bills...

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Erm, I'm going to go for Bill Haley. Bill Haley, says Heather.

0:06:25 > 0:06:30Bill Haley. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Haley.

0:06:30 > 0:06:36Well, 30 is our only score at this point. Bill Haley is 44!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, my goodness, I'm surprised!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Wow!

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Yeah, Rock Around The Clock, of course, is his biggest hit.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I think we should play Proud at some point during Pointless.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Oh, we should. Don't you think?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49If no-one else is using it, it's about time we adopted it.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52How much would we owe you then, Heather, if we played that?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54It's minuscule. You can use it. Yeah, lovely.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56For free, you're saying? That's very kind... No, no, no.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00I said minuscule, there's a difference.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Toyah, welcome back. Hello.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Thank you. Now, Toyah, when did it start for you, the showbiz career?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09I started at the age of 18.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13I was in a play with Noel Edmonds on BBC Two

0:07:13 > 0:07:16and then I was invited to join the National Theatre.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19But my singing started when I was at the National Theatre.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Wait, though - you were in a play with Noel Edmonds, did I get that right?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I was going to come to that. I know! I was...

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Sorry, I didn't hear anything after you said that...

0:07:26 > 0:07:31Well, Noel was playing himself... Oh, yeah! ..and the story was,

0:07:31 > 0:07:34a young girl breaks into the Top Of The Pops studios because

0:07:34 > 0:07:38she wants to be on Top Of The Pops, and Noel Edmonds finds her there.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I mean, talk about life imitating art!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45Because five years later, I was on Top Of The Pops with Noel Edmonds!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Blimey. Wow!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Toyah, of the Bills, which would you like to go for?

0:07:51 > 0:07:52Well, I'm hoping that you...

0:07:52 > 0:07:56The 100 people you've asked are all under the age of 30,

0:07:56 > 0:08:00because I'm going to go with a member of the Rolling Stones, Bill Wyman.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Bill Wyman, says Toyah.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Wyman.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10It's right. 44 is our highest score...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12which you passed. 30 is our lowest score, which you passed.

0:08:12 > 0:08:1511 for Bill Wyman!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Excellent tactics, Toyah!

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Well done, Toyah. I think by the fact that 44 people said Bill Haley,

0:08:24 > 0:08:26you know that most of our people are not under 30.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Thank you very much, Richard. Barbara... Hello, Alexander.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31A huge pleasure to welcome you to Pointless.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Now, you have been in the business for five decades.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Have I? Apparently so, yeah!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42But how extraordinary! I mean, do you have a favourite decade, maybe, of those?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46No, I don't. No, I like being now, you know?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I like... I look to the future. I think that's the way to go,

0:08:48 > 0:08:53or else you tend to be in the nostalgia business for ever.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56I guess. Also, I mean, a lot of people...

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Throughout the '70s and '80s,

0:08:58 > 0:09:00you were on The Two Ronnies almost every week.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Yes. The producer saw me in a show called

0:09:03 > 0:09:06John, Paul, George, Ringo... And Bert,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08which had transferred from Liverpool to London.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12And he said, "I like her.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15"Let's have her on prime-time television

0:09:15 > 0:09:18"for eight consecutive weeks." Fantastic! Yep.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Barbara, what do you make of our Bills here?

0:09:22 > 0:09:23Well, I know a few of them,

0:09:23 > 0:09:28but immediately I saw one I really like very much,

0:09:28 > 0:09:33and that's Bill Beaumont. Bill Beaumont, says Barbara.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Bill Beaumont. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Beaumont.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Well, 44 remains the highest score, and you passed that comfortably.

0:09:44 > 0:09:4733 for Bill Beaumont.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50A good Bill.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Very well played, Barbara. There he is, rather aptly on our second row.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Also very famously Question Of Sport captain as well.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Thank you very much. We're halfway through the round - let's take a look at those scores.

0:10:01 > 0:10:0311, Toyah. Very well done. The lowest score of the pass.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06We travel up to 30, where we find Jessica and Kelli.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Then up to 33, where we find Barbara and Fish.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Then up to 44, Heather and Mari.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15So, yes, you're a little bit ahead there. Mari, we need a low Bill.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18That's what we need. That's what we all want. OK.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19We're going to come back down the line.

0:10:19 > 0:10:25Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26So, Fish, remember,

0:10:26 > 0:10:31we are looking for the full names of these famous people called Bill.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Now, Fish, I heard that you're planning to give up music.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37You're going to retire from music in a couple of years.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Yeah, I think in 2018, I'll be 60.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I'm a writer who can sing, rather than a singer that can write.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47And I'd like to start working on screenplays, working on books,

0:10:47 > 0:10:51and the obvious autobiography, and just a change of direction.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55And acting as well. I mean, I've done quite a few acting

0:10:55 > 0:11:00bits and pieces over the years but I've never had the chance to really kind of do work.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03So, two years' time, let's change and get back to gardening as well.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Good for you. Best of luck with that. Now, you're on 33.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09We need a nice low score. If you can score ten or less,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11you'll avoid being our new high-scorers. Yeah.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16I'm going to go for Bill Shankly. Bill Shankly, says Fish.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Here is your red line. If you can get below that red line

0:11:19 > 0:11:21with Bill Shankly, you are through to Round Two.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Let's see how many people said Bill Shankly.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34It's a great answer. Look at that! You needed 10, you got 10.

0:11:34 > 0:11:3843 is your score, you are through to the next round.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Very well done. Great answer, Fish. Well played.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42The legendary Liverpool manager.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45He once said, "If Everton were playing in my back garden,

0:11:45 > 0:11:47"I'd draw the curtains."

0:11:47 > 0:11:50There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now, Nick, Haircut 100. How young were you in Haircut 100?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I mean, look at you. About 20.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Nick's got to be about... 20. Really?!

0:11:57 > 0:12:01He looks about 24, 25 now, doesn't he? Yeah.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Bless you. How many albums did you do with Haircut 100? Two? Just the one.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Just the one? Yeah. Did you all fall out terribly at the end of it?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Not terribly, but we all fell out!

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I remember on the back cover, there was Blair, who was your drummer, I think....

0:12:15 > 0:12:19Yeah. ..holding a telephone. I always wondered about that.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Yeah, it was everything anti-rock-and-roll.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25You've never had somebody on the phone on a sleeve.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Yeah. I think Mark had his foot in a bidet as well. Oh, right.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Now, Nick, there you are on 11.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Our high-scorers are still Mari and Heather at 44.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39So 32 or less keeps you in the game.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Is that Bill Withers?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46What am I going to say? Bill Withers. Bill Withers, says Nick.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Here is your red line. Below that red line,

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Nick, you are through to the next round.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Withers.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Well done. You are through. Look at that. Great answer!

0:13:03 > 0:13:061! That was brilliant!

0:13:06 > 0:13:121! Lowest score of the round, taking your total up to 12.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15That's a terrific answer, Nick. Very well played. It is indeed Bill Withers.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Ain't No Shunshine probably his most famous song.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Ain't No Shunshine! I don't think so! Ain't No Shoeshine?

0:13:21 > 0:13:24No, it was called Ain't No Shunshine and

0:13:24 > 0:13:28quite often if you hear on the radio, they edit out one of the Hs,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31but it is definitively Ain't No Shunshine. Yes. Yeah.

0:13:31 > 0:13:35Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Shuch a pleasure.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Mari. Hello. Welcome to Pointless.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41It's lovely to have you here. Thank you.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45The beehive, you know how there was always that famous story that various musicians

0:13:45 > 0:13:50usually have some parts of their body that have been insured for ridiculous sums of money? Yes.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53The beehive was always alleged to have been insured.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Allegedly, it was. Really? Yes.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59I mean, what circumstances would you be able to put in a claim?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Well, I remember going on stage once and there was this really long intro,

0:14:02 > 0:14:07this bass line riff that would keep going until I came on, and I remember

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I went on and my hair got caught on the lighting rig and it was just

0:14:10 > 0:14:14them going, "Here's Mari..." And I was going, "Help!"

0:14:14 > 0:14:17So it could have been for something like that, or if it'd caught fire.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22When you came on, was the lighting rig still attached? No, not quite.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Now, that's a look! I looked like I was having an electric shock. It was all a bit...

0:14:26 > 0:14:30In fact, I was about as tall as Richard when I had that hairdo.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33I tell you, when I had my beehive, that was...

0:14:33 > 0:14:36That wouldn't be right really. I couldn't fit in the car park.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38No. Mari, we need a low score from you.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41You are our high-scorers, but it's close.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44I was going to go for Bill Withers! Oh, no!

0:14:44 > 0:14:48There might be another low-scoring Bill up there.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52I'll go for Bill Nighy. Bill Nighy, says Mari.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Bill Nighy. No red line for you, as you're the high-scorers.

0:14:55 > 0:15:00Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Nighy.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's right.

0:15:04 > 0:15:0751, Mari.

0:15:07 > 0:15:1051 for Bill Nighy, taking your total up to 95.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13You're still in the game, though. Anything could happen.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, there's Bill Nighy on the third row there.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19He's wearing my glasses, Bill Nighy. Yes, he is.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Thank you. That's a pleasure. Thank you.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Kelli. Hi. Welcome back to Pointless.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Now, last time you were here, you were pregnant with twins.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31I was, yes. Oh! How old are they now?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33They're three and a half. Oh! Yes. Wow! It's that long ago.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Twin boys. Twin boys! Now, how is it with twins?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I often wonder. Do they sort of keep each other company?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40And sort of comfort each other?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43They're starting to now. The first year was...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Double Trouble. Wow! Really? Oh!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47And what are you up to at the moment, Kelli?

0:15:47 > 0:15:51Well, mostly just being a mum of twins until they start school.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Fair enough. Yeah!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56And then I'll be back out into the workplace, doing who knows what.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Who knows what. Getting Liberty X back together,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00that's what we're hoping! Now, Kelli,

0:16:00 > 0:16:02you are the last person to have this board.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Would you like to talk us through all the Bills?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I knew who they all were. Obviously, Bill Clinton's there -

0:16:07 > 0:16:10that's the one that I think if we're to stay in the game

0:16:10 > 0:16:13I shouldn't say. There's a famous Bill in my head,

0:16:13 > 0:16:16but I don't know if he's there. It's a risk, isn't it?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19The famous name I'm thinking of is Bill Bailey.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20I'm not going to say Bill Clinton,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23so I'm going to say Bill Bailey and just not look.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27OK. Well, you have to score 64 or less, Kelli. Bill Bailey.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31There is your red line. If you get below that with Bill Bailey, you are into the next round.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36OK. Go, go! Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bill Bailey.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39It's right! OK, it's right!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41And you're through!

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Just. 54, takes your total up to 84. Very well done, Kelli.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Great work, Kelli. Very well done.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51If you had to hazard a guess at which one was Bill Bailey?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I don't know. Bottom corner.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Yeah, bottom right, absolutely right. Bill Bailey, there.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00He's the second-highest scorer of all.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03The highest scorer of all won't surprise you, it was Bill Clinton.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06It would have scored 82 points, so well done avoiding that.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Let's go through all the answers. We'll start on the bottom row.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Bottom left? Bill Morris. Bill Morris, the trade unionist -

0:17:11 > 0:17:14would have scored you one point. Terrific answer.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Very well done if you said that. Next to him? Bill Paxton.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19He's one of those actors you think "I've heard of him."

0:17:19 > 0:17:21But you wouldn't recognise him, I don't think.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Five points for Bill Paxton. Next to him? Bill Bryson.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Bill Bryson, the writer. He would have scored you 12.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Top left is the Mayor of New York, Bill de Blasio.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Would have scored you 1 point.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Next to him, the only pointless answer.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Used to dance with Shirley Temple. Bill Robinson.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Well done if you said that. A pointless answer. Terrific one.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42Bojangles, they used to call him. The wonderful Bill Turnbull next.

0:17:42 > 0:17:4520 points for Bill. And then Bill Pertwee.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah. Ten points. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49We are at the end of our first round

0:17:49 > 0:17:51and I'm heartbroken to say that we have to say goodbye...

0:17:51 > 0:17:54We were going to have to say goodbye to one of our pairs anyway.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57But, Mari and Heather, I'm afraid you are our high-scorers.

0:17:57 > 0:18:02Not by a mile. And your Bill Withers. Bill Withers! That's all I have to say!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04I know. I know.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08Heather, you are coming back to sing for us at the end of the show. You're going to sing us out.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12That's right. Not got rid of me yet. Wonderful. Looking forward to that very much.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Please come back and play another time.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Mari and Heather, wonderful contestants. Thank you so much. Thank you. Good luck.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28And so we're down to three pairs.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:18:37 > 0:18:39It's a words round.

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51OK, and the question concerns...

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Things With Wind In The Answer. Yeah, absolutely.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03We're going to give you six clues now on each pass.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05All of the answers have the word wind in them somewhere,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08either by itself or as part of longer words,

0:19:08 > 0:19:10but all of the answers contain the word wind somewhere.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13There's going to be six on the first board, six on the second.

0:19:13 > 0:19:1612 in all to have a go at home. Very best of luck. Thanks very much.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20So here is our first board of clues of things with wind in them.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22And here they are. We've got...

0:19:48 > 0:19:52I'll read those again as quickly as I can...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Kelli?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15THEY SIGH

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Well, randomly, sport is my absolute worst.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21But I feel like I might know the footballer.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm going to go for the footballer one.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28I can't believe I'm saying those words.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32And? Dean Windass. Dean Windass. Is it Dean...? Oh! Yeah.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said Dean Windass.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36Is it right?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Look at that, Kelli. Very well done indeed.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45It is Dean. It is Windass. And that is a great score. 16.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47APPLAUSE

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Very well done indeed. Can I just say...? Can I just say,

0:20:51 > 0:20:55my husband is not going to believe that just happened.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59He's not going to believe that just happened! Congratulations.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Brilliant. That's a brilliant answer, Kelli. Very well done, and very brave to go for it as well.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Terrific player, Dean Windass.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06His son is a professional player as well now.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08There's another Windass on the block.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11There we are, thank you very much.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Toyah... Hello. Toyah.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17Right, I'm thinking, because children's books

0:21:17 > 0:21:20and children's plays have moved on so much in the

0:21:20 > 0:21:25last 30 years, I'm going to go with Wind In The Willows.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27OK, The Wind In The Willows, says Toyah.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36It's right. Oh, it's no Dean Windass!

0:21:36 > 0:21:4075.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Ouch. Yeah, big score, isn't it?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Published in 1908. A long time ago but still so famous.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48It's AA Milne who dramatised it for the stage.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Fish? Yeah?

0:21:51 > 0:21:54You're the last person to have this board, so if you want,

0:21:54 > 0:21:57you can give all the answers.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02The second one's Blowin' In The Wind.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05The kestrel, I think it might be wind harrier.

0:22:05 > 0:22:09Windpipe is the trachea, and I'm going to take a gamble and go

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Gone With The Wind for the first one. Gone With The Wind, says Fish.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Let's see if that's right, and let's see how many of our 100 people said Gone With The Wind.

0:22:22 > 0:22:2738. Good answer. Nice lowish score.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Very well played, Fish. Perfect tactics as well,

0:22:28 > 0:22:32because it's one of those ones everyone knows the book,

0:22:32 > 0:22:34but given the clues there, can they name it?

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38In fact, you filled this in almost perfectly.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Blowin' In The Wind, the protest song. That would have scored 42.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45And I think you all thought the trachea answer was going to be the highest, you were right.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48It is windpipe, that would have scored you 81 points.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51The best answer on the board, it's not a wind harrier,

0:22:51 > 0:22:54it's a windhover. That would have scored you six points.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Very well done if you said that at home.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Well, we're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.

0:23:00 > 0:23:0416, Kelli. Look, you see, there's your reward for your boldness.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06Then up to 38, where we find Fish and Barbara.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Now, Toyah, we've got to see you in the head-to-head round.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13We have to. Oh, please! But, Nick... Come on, Nick!

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Where do we go from here, Nick?

0:23:14 > 0:23:18High score of 75, we need a really low score.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Another of your Bill Withers-type answers, if that's all right? OK.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23We're going to come back down the line now.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30OK, let's put six more wind clues up on the board,

0:23:30 > 0:23:31and here they are...

0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm going to read those all one last time...

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Barbara? I know a few but they could be big-scorers.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Let me just go... You know, it's fate, isn't it? It's just fate.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31I'll go for the Bette Midler song,

0:24:31 > 0:24:34The Wind Beneath My Wings.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37The Wind Beneath My Wings for the Bette Midler song, says Barbara.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Here is your red line. If you can get below that with

0:24:40 > 0:24:42The Wind Beneath My Wings, you're into the head-to-head.

0:24:42 > 0:24:47Let's see how many people said it.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49It's right.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Oh! 40.

0:24:53 > 0:24:5740 takes your total up to 78.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Yeah, might have done enough there, Barbara.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Of course, used in the film Beaches as well, The Wind Beneath My Wings.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05It won Record of the Year and Song of the Year at the Grammys.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07OK, thank you very much indeed.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Now, then. Nick, we need another Bill Withers-style answer here.

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Because you want to be scoring 2 or less, ideally.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18I was going to go for Wind Beneath My Wings and the only one I know...

0:25:18 > 0:25:20is the top one, Earth, Wind And Fire.

0:25:20 > 0:25:21There we are, top one, Boogie Wonderland.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23There is your red line, Nick.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, God! Somehow... Oh, dear. We're out!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29It's like the most impossible limbo you've ever seen and you have to...

0:25:29 > 0:25:32You somehow have to get below that with Earth, Wind And Fire.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Let's see if you can do it.

0:25:41 > 0:25:4338. APPLAUSE

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Well done.

0:25:45 > 0:25:4738 takes your total up to 113.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49You might have done enough. It's all in Jessica's hands.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah, well played, Nick. Good answer.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Of course, Earth, Wind And Fire is slightly cheaper

0:25:53 > 0:25:56than earth, wind and fire and third party.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Thank you very much, Richard.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Jessica.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Jessica, now, actually, you only need to score 96 or less.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Do you want to talk us through the board?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I don't know the capital of Namibia.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09The next one, I think, is windmill,

0:26:09 > 0:26:12but I think probably loads of people got that.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15And then I don't know the answer to this,

0:26:15 > 0:26:19but I feel that I want to guess at the royal residence,

0:26:19 > 0:26:21I think it's Windsor.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24It's Windsor Castle. Windsor Castle, thank you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26There is your red line, lovely and high.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Get below that with Windsor Castle, you're through to the next round.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32How many of our 100 people said Windsor Castle?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35It's right, and you're through. Well done.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37Ooh, 81. APPLAUSE

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Good enough. Takes your total up to 97.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Did exactly what you needed to do there.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47You're right, windmill would've scored more points,

0:26:47 > 0:26:49you still would've just got through on windmill,

0:26:49 > 0:26:50would've scored you 86 points.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53The capital and largest city of Namibia is Windhoek,

0:26:53 > 0:26:55it's the best answer on the board, would've scored 15 points.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Well done if you said that.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59And the Jedi Master played by Samuel L Jackson

0:26:59 > 0:27:02is Mace Windu, 17 points for that.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Thanks, Richard. We're at the end of our second round and

0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'm afraid the pair we have to say goodbye to is Nick and Toyah.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Oh, Toyah, we desperately needed you in the head-to-head.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Well, at least I wasn't first off! Well, there we are. There we are.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15Well, please come back and play again.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17It's just been fabulous having you on.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20Thank you so much for playing, Nick and Toyah, wonderful contestants.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Well done. APPLAUSE

0:27:23 > 0:27:26But, for Fish and Barbara, Jessica and Kelli,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Congratulations, Fish and Barbara, Jessica and Kelli.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37You are now one step closer to the final,

0:27:37 > 0:27:39and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:27:39 > 0:27:42which currently stands at ?2,500.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47So here's the bit where we decide who goes through to the final

0:27:47 > 0:27:49to play for the jackpot for their charities,

0:27:49 > 0:27:52and we do this by making you go head-to-head.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55We pit you against each other, but you can play as teams now,

0:27:55 > 0:27:57which is nice. You can confer before you give your answers.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59And the first pair to win two questions

0:27:59 > 0:28:02will be playing for that jackpot. Well, best of luck to both pairs.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Let's play the head-to-head.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Memorable Movie Moments. Richard.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19I'm going to show you five pictures now from famous movies,

0:28:19 > 0:28:22you just need to tell us the name of the movie, please.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25OK. Thanks. Let's reveal our five pictures and here they come.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27We've got...

0:28:57 > 0:29:02There we go. Five stills from memorable moments in the movies.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05Now, Fish and Barbara, you've been our low-scorers so far,

0:29:05 > 0:29:07so you will go first.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Er...

0:29:09 > 0:29:13Going to go with C, that's From Here To Eternity.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16From Here To Eternity, say Fish and Barbara.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19From Here To Eternity. Now, Jessica and Kelli, that board is all yours.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22Do you want to talk us through all the others?

0:29:22 > 0:29:24OK. Well, A's The Full Monty.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Yeah. B? I don't know.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29The other two we know. I mean, D is really famous.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32D is ET. People might not know... E is Thelma And Louise.

0:29:32 > 0:29:36Yeah. So we'll go for E, Thelma And Louise.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39OK. Now, Jessica and Kelli have gone for Thelma And Louise for E.

0:29:39 > 0:29:41So we have From Here To Eternity

0:29:41 > 0:29:45from Fish and Barbara, and Thelma And Louise from Jessica and Kelli.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Now, in the order they were given,

0:29:47 > 0:29:49Fish and Barbara went for From Here To Eternity.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55It's right.

0:30:00 > 0:30:0117.

0:30:05 > 0:30:0717 for From Here To Eternity.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Now, Jessica and Kelli have gone for Thelma And Louise for E.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:30:16 > 0:30:17It's right.

0:30:20 > 0:30:2249 for Thelma And Louise.

0:30:23 > 0:30:27Well done, Fish and Barbara, after one question, you're up 1-0.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Yeah, very well played and of the three you knew,

0:30:29 > 0:30:31you chose the right one. That's the lowest scorer.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33You did well to avoid D.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36ET would have scored you 82 points.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40You also did well to avoid A, which, of course, is The Full Monty.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43That would have scored you 53.

0:30:43 > 0:30:44Now, the best answer on the board.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47It's On The Waterfront, would've scored you 12 points.

0:30:47 > 0:30:50There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52So here is your second question, Jessica and Kelli.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54You get to answer it first but you have to win this one

0:30:54 > 0:30:56to stay in the game so best of luck.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Our second question this evening is all about...

0:31:00 > 0:31:03Musicians With Noble Names. Richard.

0:31:03 > 0:31:06We're going to play you five clips now from songs by acts

0:31:06 > 0:31:09who have a noble or royal word in their name.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11Can you name who these tracks are by, please?

0:31:11 > 0:31:14OK, thanks very much. Let's play our five little tracks

0:31:14 > 0:31:16and here they are. We've got...

0:31:18 > 0:31:20# I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

0:31:20 > 0:31:22# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:31:22 > 0:31:25# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:31:25 > 0:31:27# Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room

0:31:27 > 0:31:30# Tic-tic-tic boom! #

0:31:30 > 0:31:32B.

0:31:32 > 0:31:37JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:54 > 0:31:55C.

0:31:56 > 0:32:01# Don't call me Scarface

0:32:01 > 0:32:05# My name is Capone

0:32:05 > 0:32:11# C-A-P-O-N-E

0:32:11 > 0:32:13# Capone... #

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Here's D.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18SHE RAPS: # So I jump in the car and I go to the venue

0:32:18 > 0:32:20# Walk in the door Now I'm on the menu

0:32:20 > 0:32:22# Guys in the house they're watching me

0:32:22 > 0:32:25# They're clocking me There's no stopping me

0:32:25 > 0:32:27# Desire I know you want me

0:32:27 > 0:32:29# You're fine Thank you

0:32:29 > 0:32:32# But I'm not the type of girl that you think I am

0:32:32 > 0:32:34# I don't jump into the arms of every man... #

0:32:34 > 0:32:37And here's E.

0:32:37 > 0:32:40# You

0:32:41 > 0:32:44# Your sex is on fire

0:32:49 > 0:32:52# Consumed

0:32:54 > 0:32:57# With what's just transpired... #

0:33:00 > 0:33:03OK, so there are our five excerpts.

0:33:03 > 0:33:07So, Jessica and Kelli, which would you like to go for?

0:33:07 > 0:33:10We're going to go for D. D, was it? Yeah. Yeah.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12As Queen Latifah.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Queen Latifah, say Jessica and Kelli.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18Now, Fish and Barbara, do you want to talk us through all the others?

0:33:18 > 0:33:20Well...

0:33:20 > 0:33:25We're definitely going to go for B, which is Count Basie.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28OK, Count Basie.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30Queen Latifah and we have Count Basie.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Now, Jessica and Kelli said Queen Latifah.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Let's see if it's right,

0:33:34 > 0:33:36let's see how many people said it for D.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Queen Latifah...

0:33:45 > 0:33:4710! APPLAUSE

0:33:47 > 0:33:48Look at that.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51That's quite good.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53Very well done indeed.

0:33:53 > 0:33:57Now, Fish and Barbara, meanwhile, have gone for Count Basie for B.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Let's see if that's right.

0:33:59 > 0:34:01Let's see how many of our 100 people said Count Basie.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09Ooh. I don't believe it! Duke Ellington. It must be the other one.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12Yes. Duke Ellington. Oh!

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Not Count Basie, which means well done, Jessica and Kelli,

0:34:14 > 0:34:17you're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20Yeah, a lot of jazz musicians with noble and royal names.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22It was Duke Ellington, absolutely.

0:34:22 > 0:34:2524 points it would've scored you as well.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27Now, A...

0:34:27 > 0:34:28Let's have a little listen.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30# I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

0:34:30 > 0:34:31# Boom shake... #

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Of course, Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Would've scored you 19 points.

0:34:36 > 0:34:37C.

0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Don't call me Scarface... #

0:34:41 > 0:34:44That's one of the greats of ska music, that's Prince Buster

0:34:44 > 0:34:46and it's the best answer on the board as well.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49It would have scored you 4 points.

0:34:49 > 0:34:50And E...

0:34:50 > 0:34:52# You... #

0:34:52 > 0:34:55It's the tenth most downloaded song of all time.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58Sex On Fire by The Kings Of Leon.

0:34:59 > 0:35:0253 points for that. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:35:02 > 0:35:05OK, it all comes down to the third question.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07This is the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final

0:35:07 > 0:35:10and plays for that jackpot for their nominated charities.

0:35:10 > 0:35:11Best of luck to both pairs.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14Our third question concerns...

0:35:17 > 0:35:21Richard. Yep, we're going to show you five things now that you find

0:35:21 > 0:35:22in different organs of the human body.

0:35:22 > 0:35:26We need you to tell us the organ you would find these in, please,

0:35:26 > 0:35:27and whichever team gives us the lowest score

0:35:27 > 0:35:29is going through to play for the jackpot.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31So very best of luck, everyone.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34OK. So in what organs would you find these things?

0:35:34 > 0:35:36And here are our five things.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47I'll read those one last time.

0:35:55 > 0:35:58There we are. Now then, Fish and Barbara will go first.

0:35:59 > 0:36:03We'll go... Uh...

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Cochlea, which is ear.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08Cochlea, ear, say Fish and Barbara.

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Cochlea, ear. Now, Jessica and Kelli,

0:36:11 > 0:36:13do you fancy talking us through that board?

0:36:13 > 0:36:16So the iris is in the eye,

0:36:16 > 0:36:19the gastric glands, we think stomach,

0:36:19 > 0:36:21the pulmonary one, might be in the lung.

0:36:21 > 0:36:23We think it's lungs.

0:36:23 > 0:36:26Which one are we going to go for? Let's go for the last one.

0:36:26 > 0:36:27Which is the...? Lungs.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Lungs. You're going to say lungs for the pulmonary alveoli.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32OK. So we have ear and we have lungs.

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Fish and Barbara went for ear for cochlea, let's see if that's right,

0:36:35 > 0:36:36let's see how many people said ear.

0:36:42 > 0:36:46That's a high one there. Ear scoring 70, I should say.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49Now then, Jessica and Kelli...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51You're making a habit of going for really gutsy answers.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Yeah, I'm not sure. We're worried now.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Which is why I think you should have gone for the gastric one, but there we are.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Yeah, why didn't we go for the gastric one? I know...

0:36:58 > 0:37:00You've gone lungs for pulmonary alveoli. We're worried now!

0:37:00 > 0:37:03You said lungs. Is it right and if it is, how many people said it?

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Is it wrong?

0:37:05 > 0:37:07It's absolutely right, very well done.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Oh, my word! And it wins you the question, well done.

0:37:10 > 0:37:1244.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14I can't take it any more! Very well done indeed.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17After three questions, Jessica and Kelli, you are through to the final

0:37:17 > 0:37:192-1.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22Very well played, rewarded for your risk-taking once again.

0:37:22 > 0:37:23Terrific stuff.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Do you know if you took a pair of human lungs

0:37:26 > 0:37:29and spread them out across a tennis court...

0:37:29 > 0:37:30you would die?

0:37:30 > 0:37:32LAUGHTER

0:37:32 > 0:37:34Do you know that? So don't do that.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36Don't do it would be my advice.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38Now, if you had gone for gastric glands,

0:37:38 > 0:37:40what would you have gone for?

0:37:40 > 0:37:41Stomach. Stomach probably.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44Stomach, yeah. Would have seen you knocked out

0:37:44 > 0:37:46because it would have scored you 78 points.

0:37:46 > 0:37:47Oh, wow. It's a bigger scorer.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50The biggest scorer of all, of course, is the iris.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53That scores a massive 96 points.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Wow. And the islets of Langerhans?

0:37:55 > 0:37:57I should know this cos we're going there next autumn.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59LAUGHTER

0:37:59 > 0:38:02If you want to go there, you have to travel from...St Pancreas.

0:38:02 > 0:38:05That's where you'd go from. It's the pancreas.

0:38:05 > 0:38:0720 points for that. Very well done if you said that at home.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Thanks very much indeed.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head-round,

0:38:11 > 0:38:12I'm so sorry, Fish and Barbara.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14Our champion low-scorers the whole way through.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17It's been lovely having you. It's been great. Thank you so much.

0:38:17 > 0:38:19Wonderful. Thank you. Please come back and play again.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21It's been such a treat having you here. Yeah, sure. Thank you so much.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24Fish and Barbara, wonderful contestants. Well done, girls.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26Yeah, well done.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Right, for Jessica and Kelli, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Well, congratulations, Jessica and Kelli.

0:38:35 > 0:38:37You have fought off all the competition

0:38:37 > 0:38:40and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:38:45 > 0:38:48You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities

0:38:48 > 0:38:50and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at...

0:38:55 > 0:38:58Do you know, the number of times we have people on and we hear them

0:38:58 > 0:39:00talking through the answers they want to give

0:39:00 > 0:39:03and they sometimes touch on one that might be a low-scoring one

0:39:03 > 0:39:05but then they'll go for the easy one.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07You keep doing it.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09You take a punt on it and you absolutely

0:39:09 > 0:39:11stick with your convictions, and it's been brilliant.

0:39:11 > 0:39:13You really deserve to win.

0:39:13 > 0:39:16I mean, to get this far on the back of a hunch, it's just fantastic.

0:39:16 > 0:39:17So very, very well done indeed.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Now then, as always, you get to choose your category in this last round.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22We'll put four up on the board and we've just got to hope

0:39:22 > 0:39:25there's something in there that you quite like the look of.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Today's selection looks like this...

0:39:39 > 0:39:42What's your instinct? Noughties. Go on, then.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44Noughties. Noughties Award Winners it is.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47Richard. OK, very best of luck. Three very different questions here,

0:39:47 > 0:39:49so hopefully at least one of them will suit you

0:39:49 > 0:39:52and you can concentrate on that. We are looking for...

0:39:53 > 0:39:56Any author who won the Man Booker Prize during the noughties.

0:39:56 > 0:39:59So, from 2000 to 2009 inclusive.

0:39:59 > 0:40:04Any comedy show which won the British Comedy Awards Best TV Comedy

0:40:04 > 0:40:06from 2000 to 2009 inclusive.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09Or any act who won Best British Male

0:40:09 > 0:40:12or Best British Female Brit Award during the noughties.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14So again, from 2000 to 2009.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16So, Booker prize-winners,

0:40:16 > 0:40:18comedies that won Best TV Comedy or Best British Male,

0:40:18 > 0:40:23Best British Female winners at the Brits from 2000-2009 inclusive.

0:40:23 > 0:40:24Very best of luck.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:40:26 > 0:40:29to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot

0:40:29 > 0:40:32for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Are you ready?

0:40:34 > 0:40:35Yes. I don't know.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37Yeah, we're going to have to be, aren't we?

0:40:37 > 0:40:39OK, well, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42There they are. Your time starts now.

0:40:42 > 0:40:43The Booker Prize, I don't know any.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47No. No. Best British Male and Best British Female at the Brits,

0:40:47 > 0:40:50did Will Young win Male?

0:40:52 > 0:40:55I don't know if he did. Robbie Williams?

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Must have. In the noughties? Must have done.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59But he'd be popular.

0:40:59 > 0:41:01Yeah.

0:41:01 > 0:41:02British comedy.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05Comedy. I'm thinking Little Britain.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Yeah.

0:41:08 > 0:41:10This is really hard.

0:41:10 > 0:41:15TV Comedy Award winners in the noughties.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17What comedies have there been...? In the noughties?

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Little Britain, Inbetweeners.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21The Comedy Awards...

0:41:21 > 0:41:24Male, female Brits.

0:41:24 > 0:41:25Come on. Let's think.

0:41:25 > 0:41:28Male, female Brits. Why has my mind gone blank?

0:41:28 > 0:41:30This is horrible. Will Young.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33Ten seconds left.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37What about the females who were around when we were around?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Kylie? No, she's not British.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45OK. That is your time up. I now need your three answers.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47So, for...

0:41:47 > 0:41:49the Brit Award question.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51Yep? In the noughties.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53Yeah, Will Young. Will Young.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55For the comedy, we'll go for Little Britain.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Little Britain.

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Robbie must have won it.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01Robbie. You're going to go for Robbie Williams.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03Of those three, which do you want to put last?

0:42:03 > 0:42:05Which is your most likely to be pointless, do you think?

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Will? Yeah.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Well, I don't think any of them are.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Will Young last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:42:11 > 0:42:13Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15And then Little Britain in the middle. In the middle.

0:42:15 > 0:42:17OK, well, let's put those answers up on board in that order, then,

0:42:17 > 0:42:20and here they are. We've got Robbie Williams,

0:42:20 > 0:42:22we've got Little Britain and we've got Will Young.

0:42:22 > 0:42:24Well, very best of luck.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26I think you've landed on some good things,

0:42:26 > 0:42:28it could easily be that one of these things turns out to be pointless.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30If that's the case and you win that jackpot,

0:42:30 > 0:42:32which charities are you playing for? Jessica, you first.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Mine is the Space Centre in Preston, where I'm from,

0:42:35 > 0:42:38and it's a multisensory centre for people with special needs.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41Kelli, how about you? Mine is Tamba,

0:42:41 > 0:42:44which is the Twins and Multiple Births Association -

0:42:44 > 0:42:46and they actually helped me and gave me lots of advice when I was a

0:42:46 > 0:42:48clueless mum of new-born twins.

0:42:48 > 0:42:50Oh, fantastic. Well, two great charities there.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Two great charities there.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58Let's hope one of these answers is right and is pointless,

0:42:58 > 0:42:59and will win that jackpot for your charities.

0:42:59 > 0:43:02Best of luck. Your first answer was Robbie Williams.

0:43:02 > 0:43:06In this case, we were looking for Best British Male or Female Artist

0:43:06 > 0:43:08at the Brit Awards.

0:43:08 > 0:43:12If this is right, and if it is pointless, it will win you ?2,500.

0:43:12 > 0:43:15Let's see how many of our 100 people said Robbie Williams.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19It's right.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Now, this is right. If this goes all the way down to 0,

0:43:21 > 0:43:25you will leave here with ?2,500 for your charities.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27Down we go. Through the 20s and into the teens.

0:43:27 > 0:43:28Oh. 17.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33That's less than I thought it would be. A lot less. A lot less.

0:43:33 > 0:43:3417.

0:43:34 > 0:43:38Unfortunately, not a pointless answer but a great low score.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Yeah. Two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Your next answer was Little Britain.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44In this case, we were looking for Best TV Comedy award

0:43:44 > 0:43:46at the Comedy Awards. You went for Little Britain.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49If it's right and it's pointless, it will win

0:43:49 > 0:43:50for your charities ?2,500.

0:43:50 > 0:43:53Let's see how many people said Little Britain.

0:43:55 > 0:43:56It's right.

0:43:56 > 0:43:59Now, your first answer, Robbie Williams,

0:43:59 > 0:44:01took us all the way down to 17.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04Little Britain now takes us down into the teens, passes 17.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Down it goes into single figures. Still going down. Still going down.

0:44:07 > 0:44:09Oh. ALL: Oh!

0:44:10 > 0:44:11Oh.

0:44:14 > 0:44:162.

0:44:16 > 0:44:19You are kidding me! 2 of our 100...

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Who are those 2 people? I want to throttle them.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24OK. Only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27I don't even know if this is right, I don't even know if this is right.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30You've been brilliant right the way through the show.

0:44:30 > 0:44:31It would be fitting, it'd be so just

0:44:31 > 0:44:33if you were to take this home with this answer.

0:44:33 > 0:44:38Now, Will Young. Again, we were looking for Best British Male

0:44:38 > 0:44:40or Female Artist at the Brit Awards in the noughties.

0:44:40 > 0:44:44This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. So, for ?2,500,

0:44:44 > 0:44:46let's see how many people said Will Young.

0:44:49 > 0:44:51Oh, no!

0:44:51 > 0:44:56Oh! Oh, well. We didn't know if that was right.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Why didn't he win? He should have won!

0:44:58 > 0:45:00You came so close, too, there for Little Britain.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03But I'm afraid you just didn't manage to find

0:45:03 > 0:45:04that all-important pointless answer,

0:45:04 > 0:45:08so I'm afraid you didn't win today's jackpot of ?2,500.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10However, as today's show is a Celebrity Special,

0:45:10 > 0:45:12we're going to donate ?500 to each celebrity pair...

0:45:12 > 0:45:14Oh, brilliant. Thank you. ..for their charities.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17So, there we are. And you get a Pointless trophy to take home.

0:45:17 > 0:45:18You've been absolutely fantastic.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20It's been wonderful having you on.

0:45:20 > 0:45:21Thank you very much, Jessica and Kelli!

0:45:27 > 0:45:28Jessica and Kelli, brilliant team.

0:45:28 > 0:45:30Great performance throughout as well

0:45:30 > 0:45:33and really unlucky in that jackpot round. But thank you for joining us.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36It's been great. Now, let's take a look at the pointless answers.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38First we'll look at the Man Booker Prize winners.

0:45:38 > 0:45:41I know some people would have concentrated on this list at home.

0:45:41 > 0:45:42Alan Hollinghurst was a pointless answer.

0:45:42 > 0:45:45DBC Pierre, Margaret Atwood, Peter Carey,

0:45:45 > 0:45:47also could have had Anne Enright and Kiran Desai.

0:45:47 > 0:45:47Kiran Desai

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Those were the pointless answers on that list.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51Very well done if you said one of those.

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Only one pointless answer on the Best TV Comedy.

0:45:53 > 0:45:54This was the toughest to go for.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56That was Dinnerladies.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Now, let's take a look at some of these

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Best British Male and Best British Female winners, shall we?

0:46:01 > 0:46:03KT Tunstall was a pointless answer.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05Ms Dynamite, Paul Weller, Tom Jones.

0:46:05 > 0:46:07You also could have had Beth Orton.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Daniel Bedingfield was a pointless answer.

0:46:09 > 0:46:12James Morrison, Joss Stone, Kate Nash,

0:46:12 > 0:46:14Mark Ronson, a pointless answer.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17Mike Skinner, The Streets, was a pointless answer and Sonique.

0:46:17 > 0:46:20Unlucky, you played brilliantly. Thank you. Thanks, Richard.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23Well, join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:46:23 > 0:46:26to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Goodbye. And it's goodbye from me.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31And playing us out with Moving On Up, it's Heather Small.

0:46:47 > 0:46:50# You've done me wrong Your time is up

0:46:50 > 0:46:55# You took a sip - just a sip - from the devil's cup

0:46:55 > 0:46:58# You broke my heart There's no way back

0:46:58 > 0:47:04# Move right out of here, baby Go on, pack your bags

0:47:04 > 0:47:07# Just who do you think you are?

0:47:07 > 0:47:12# Stop acting like some kind of star

0:47:12 > 0:47:15# Just who do you think you are?

0:47:15 > 0:47:18# Take it like a man, baby if that's what you are

0:47:18 > 0:47:22# Cos I'm moving on up You're moving on out

0:47:22 > 0:47:26# Moving on up, nothing can stop me

0:47:26 > 0:47:30# Moving on up, you're moving on out

0:47:30 > 0:47:34# Time to break free Nothing can stop me, yeah

0:47:40 > 0:47:45# They brag a man has walked in space

0:47:45 > 0:47:48# But you can't even find my place

0:47:48 > 0:47:52# There ain't nothing you can do

0:47:52 > 0:47:57# Cos I've had enough of me, baby being part of you

0:47:57 > 0:48:01# Just who do you think you are?

0:48:01 > 0:48:05# This time you've gone too far

0:48:05 > 0:48:08# Just who do you think you are?

0:48:08 > 0:48:12# Take it like a man, baby if that's what you are

0:48:12 > 0:48:16# Cos I'm moving on up You're moving on out

0:48:16 > 0:48:20# Moving on up, nothing can stop me

0:48:20 > 0:48:23# Cos I'm moving on up You're moving on out

0:48:23 > 0:48:25# Time to break free

0:48:25 > 0:48:28# Nothing can stop me

0:48:28 > 0:48:33# Moving

0:48:33 > 0:48:35# Nothing can stop me

0:48:35 > 0:48:38# Moving

0:48:38 > 0:48:40# Time to break free

0:48:40 > 0:48:43# Nothing can stop me! #

0:49:02 > 0:49:04The case against you is too strong.

0:49:04 > 0:49:07It's not a question of whether you'll be found guilty, but when.

0:49:08 > 0:49:10I am a gentleman.

0:49:10 > 0:49:11I am a gentleman's wife.

0:49:11 > 0:49:13Soon to be a gentleman's widow.