Episode 1

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0:00:16 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:28 > 0:00:31and a very warm welcome to a special celebrity edition of Pointless,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Every single question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,

0:00:41 > 0:00:46our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of those 100 people could think of.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52APPLAUSE

0:00:54 > 0:00:58First up we welcome Christopher Biggins and Lesley Joseph.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Hello.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:04 > 0:01:07You are two of our country's favourite performers...

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Yes, we are.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- I haven't finished. And I think the word is personalities.- Yes.

0:01:13 > 0:01:19- How long have you known each other, Lesley?- 30 or 40 years.- Really?

0:01:19 > 0:01:23We have, I been to Lesley's daughter's Bat Mitzvah,

0:01:23 > 0:01:29her son's Bar Mitzvah, many, many birthdays because she's very old.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Yeah, I know.- We go back a long way.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Lesley, theatre, musical theatre, all these would be great for you?

0:01:35 > 0:01:40Yes, musical theatre would be absolutely wonderful and I would love you for ever.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44- What about you, Christopher? You won I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.- I did.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47- There are two kings of the jungle here.- I know, look at that.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51What did you learn on that? Did that teach you anything that might come in handy?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53I loved every moment of it,

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I wouldn't have missed it for the world and I'd never do it again.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00I'm not going to say anything more on that.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03It's lovely to have you both here. Enjoy it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07The very best of luck. Next we welcome Penny Smith and Jon Culshaw.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09APPLAUSE

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Penny, of course we know you from GMTV.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Jon, we know you as one of our country's foremost,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22best loved impressionists - how do you two know each other?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26We did a sketch together in 2004. I was playing Eamonn Holmes.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- And I was playing somebody else. - You were being you.- I was rubbish.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I tell you myself, I was so rubbish. - We met during a sketch.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Penny, you've sung with Curtis Stigers.- I spoke to Curtis today.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42- He's in the country.- Is he?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I phoned him up and berated him

0:02:44 > 0:02:48and said, "The first thing you do is you step off the plane

0:02:48 > 0:02:51"and phone me and we go to the pub, that's what we do."

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I can't believe he didn't phone me.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55He didn't give you a ring!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59We're going out with Curtis this evening - me, you, Biggins and Curtis.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03- The second he landed, he was on the phone.- Yes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- So wrong.- Jon, you've done so many impressions,

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- right from Spitting Image, probably before.- Yes, I think so.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Do you remember all these people? Do you keep a little catalogue?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18It's interesting, some of them come and go.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- AS TONY:- Tony Blair we don't do too much of now, but he's interesting to do.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- AS OZZY:- Ozzy Osbourne was a favourite of mine a few years ago.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- AS MICHAEL:- Some of my favourites today like Michael McIntyre is one.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35ALEXANDER LAUGHS AND APPLAUSE

0:03:35 > 0:03:41- AS BRIAN:- Prof Brian Cox because in here there's lots of lights that point.

0:03:41 > 0:03:47- AS ALAN:- And I like Alan Carr because he walks around like a villain on Scooby Doo.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE

0:03:52 > 0:03:57- Oh, fantastic. Penny and Jon, welcome to the show and the very, very best of luck.- Thank you.

0:03:57 > 0:04:03Next we welcome Monica Galetti and Michel Roux Junior.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:04:07 > 0:04:12We of course know you both from MasterChef The Professionals.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16But you've been working together for many years. Where did you first meet?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Monica sent in her CV many years ago

0:04:19 > 0:04:24and I took her on as a young chef and look at her now.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Still young!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER

0:04:26 > 0:04:30And still working for Michel, more's the point.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Are you both as terrifying as you are on MasterChef?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yes.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- And, Monica, you were born in Samoa.- Yes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Then you went to New Zealand.- Yes.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45I'm going to say rugby might be a good category.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I guess rugby would be a good topic. - Would it be good? Do you know much about rugby?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I know a fair bit, like who won last year

0:04:53 > 0:04:55and who lost last year.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58She always brings that up.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01You should have seen her after the World Cup. For those who don't know

0:05:01 > 0:05:05New Zealand and France and New Zealand won it.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09We had New Zealand flags everywhere in the kitchen.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12I opened my locker and a New Zealand flag fell out of it.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I got into my tiny, little desk in the kitchen,

0:05:15 > 0:05:18pulled the drawer out, a New Zealand flag, everywhere I looked.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21I went home and there was a New Zealand flag on my windscreen.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24It was everywhere, everywhere.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26And that lasted about two weeks.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Anything you'd hate to see come up, Monica? Any complete bete noire?

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Football.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I've been here 12 years

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and I'm still trying to get my head around football.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40- What about British celebrity culture?- Oh, terrible.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44I think children's programmes would be great because I've got a five-year-old.

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Is there something you can do about shoes?- OK, shoes, Richard.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I'll see what I can do. I tell you what, I'll do choux pastry.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Very good.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Monica and Michel, welcome to Pointless. The very best of luck.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03And finally we've got Kiffy and Joe Swash.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07APPLAUSE

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Joe, we've already mentioned you were king of the jungle.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Everyone knows you from playing Mickey Miller in EastEnders.

0:06:16 > 0:06:21- Please introduce your team-mate. - My team-mate is my lovely mum Kiffy.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23APPLAUSE

0:06:23 > 0:06:28I didn't invite her. You invited her.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Joe.- Yes.- EastEnders.- OK.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Did you learn lots of things from that? Do you remember stuff?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38I spent five or six years at EastEnders,

0:06:38 > 0:06:40so maybe I'll know characters

0:06:40 > 0:06:43and names from people that have been in and out of the show.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46But I haven't watched it for a while, so I might be a bit rusty.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- You're quite good at EastEnders. - I'm not bad.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Did you watch it when Joe was in? Did you watch every episode?- I did.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- And your daughter was in it as well. - But I didn't know it was my sister when she was auditioning.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- It was really strange, but it was lovely. - She just turned up on set?- Yes.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05And then my mum decided she was going to chaperone, so it was like a home from home.

0:07:06 > 0:07:11I had to watch my P's and Q's in the green room.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- And that's why you left EastEnders? - Yeah, I was sick of it.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17Kiffy, what's going to be great for you this afternoon?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Probably reality TV.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- I'm a great fan. - Celebrity stuff generally? Do you keep up with that?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Yeah, I do, I like to keep up with a bit of celebrity gossip.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- She loves a gossip, my mum. - I love a gossip.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Very good.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Kiffy and Joe, welcome to the show, enjoy it. The very best of luck.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42There's only one person left for me to introduce,

0:07:42 > 0:07:45the kind of man you'd look to in a fact-based crisis.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47He's my Pointless friend Richard.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Hello.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- Good evening.- Good evening to you.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- It's unusual for us to work on a Saturday.- I know.- Isn't that weird?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I know, wow. - I might take the opportunity now we're on a Saturday.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09People always ask me the same questions so if I can answer them in one go.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12People say, do you really ask your questions of 100 people?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I don't do it personally, but yes we do.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Do the people who win get one trophy or two? They win two.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22And what's Alexander Armstrong like? That's the other question they ask.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Now...

0:08:25 > 0:08:26LAUGHTER

0:08:26 > 0:08:31I'll try and be as honest as I can. I say it very much depends on whether he's had a drink.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33LAUGHTER

0:08:33 > 0:08:37So no more tweets, please, I think I've cleared everything up there.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- That's fair enough. - That's fair enough.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44But I think Round One today is one of those questions that drives you a little bit mad.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Oh, good, good. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

0:08:50 > 0:08:54but we're looking for the obscure answers that they didn't get.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57To stay in the game all our celebrities need to do is

0:08:57 > 0:08:59score as few points as they possibly can.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer,

0:09:01 > 0:09:05an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Each time that happens we'll add £250 to the jackpot.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12As today's show is a celebrity special, our celebrities are playing for a nominated charity.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15We start off with a jackpot of:

0:09:17 > 0:09:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:09:23 > 0:09:24OK, let's play Pointless.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36In this first round each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:09:36 > 0:09:41Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the first round will be eliminated.

0:09:41 > 0:09:46If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they'll score the maximum of 100 points.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49OK, our first category is:

0:09:50 > 0:09:55Can you all decide who is going to go first and who is going to go second?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries

0:10:07 > 0:10:11with no repeated letters in their name - oh, Richard!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14No repeated letters in their name - Richard...!

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Hey, just call me Mr Saturday Night. - Yeah!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20This is any country in the world

0:10:20 > 0:10:24whose name consists entirely of different letters - for example,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Sweden we would not allow, as it has two Es in it.

0:10:27 > 0:10:32By country, we mean a member of the UN, that is a sovereign state.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Best of luck. - Thanks very much, Richard.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38You all drew lots before the show, and Christopher and Lesley go first.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- We're very excited about going first...- Good.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44..and the country I have chosen is Italy.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Italy, says Biggins - is that right?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50If so, how many of our 100 people said Italy?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's right.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Oh...yey!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Not bad, not bad! - APPLAUSE

0:11:02 > 0:11:0632 of our 100 people said Italy,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- which scores you 32! - Nice start, Biggins.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I-T-A-L-Y - be looking a long time

0:11:11 > 0:11:14before you found a repeated letter in that name.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Thank you, Richard. Now, Penny...

0:11:16 > 0:11:20Er, Mali, in Africa.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Mali. Is it ri...? Is it right?!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26How many people said Mali?

0:11:26 > 0:11:29LAUGHTER

0:11:29 > 0:11:30It is right.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Down it goes...

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh...very well done, Penny! Look at that, 1!

0:11:38 > 0:11:41APPLAUSE

0:11:42 > 0:11:46One person said Mali, that scores you one point. Richard...

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Very well played, Penny. I've not got much to say in this round.- No.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54There are no repeated letters in the name Mali. LAUGHTER

0:11:54 > 0:11:59What I also love about Mali is, it's the place where Timbuktu is.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Another interesting thing about Mali is, it's where Timbuktu is.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08- LAUGHTER - Thank you. Thank you for that.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Not a lot of people know that -

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- surprised Penny didn't mention it, but...!- Michel...

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Mmm.- A country with no repeated letters from you, please?

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Erm, let's go for...Cyprus.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Cyprus. Cyprus, says Michel. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:12:28 > 0:12:31how many of our 100 people said Cyprus.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34It's right.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ooh! Very well done, Michel!

0:12:42 > 0:12:45APPLAUSE

0:12:45 > 0:12:49- Three points for Cyprus. - Very well played, Michel.

0:12:49 > 0:12:54Became independent in 1960. Again, no repeated letters in its name.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Timbuktu not there.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01LAUGHTER Nicosia, capital of Cyprus.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Erm, it's in the Mediterranean.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04LAUGHTER

0:13:04 > 0:13:07It's very nice this time of year.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Very nice this time of year, Cyprus.- Mmm...

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Er, Joe...- Yeah.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17I was going to do the one that Michel done. I'm going to go with...

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Mexico.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- Has that got double...? It hasn't, has it?- Mexico.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Let's see if it's right, and if so, how many people said Mexico.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31It is right.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Biggins, what did you get?- 32.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Yeah!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- 9 for Joe Swash! - APPLAUSE

0:13:40 > 0:13:439 from Mexico, Richard.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Well played, Joe. Whenever you say any of these countries,

0:13:46 > 0:13:51- there is a doubt in your head - it messes with your head a bit.- It does.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53You have to think about it.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57I bet there will be some really obvious ones that are pointless.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58No.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER

0:14:00 > 0:14:05OK, we're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Penny and Jon looking extremely strong.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Mali there, Penny.- Mmm.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Michel and Monica are on 3, Joe and Kiffy on 9,

0:14:15 > 0:14:19and then 32, where Biggins and Lesley are residing.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Ha-ha!- Now, Lesley, best of luck - can the second celebrities

0:14:24 > 0:14:27please step up to the podium?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30So, we are looking for countries

0:14:30 > 0:14:33with no repeated letters in their name.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Kiffy, after that... - Are we going first?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Yeah.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Good luck.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42LAUGHTER

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Thanks to Joe's brilliant answer, you're on 9.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Lesley and Biggins are on 32, so a score

0:14:47 > 0:14:51of 22 or less would see you through to the next round.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Ooh, it's a hard one! Erm...

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Norway.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Now, Kiffy, below that red line, you will have fewer points

0:15:00 > 0:15:04than Biggins and Lesley and you will go through.

0:15:04 > 0:15:09Norway, said Kiffy - is it right, and how many people said it?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's right.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Go on! Keep going! - Well done, Kiffy...!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Yeah, you've done it!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22- 17 for Norway, takes you up to 26. - APPLAUSE

0:15:22 > 0:15:25An interesting fact about Norway -

0:15:25 > 0:15:28no repeated letters in its name. LAUGHTER

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- You're right.- Try it - one N, one O, one R, one W, one A, one Y.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- That's how you remember it. - Got to have a system.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39So, Monica - lovely low score from Michel, you are on 3,

0:15:39 > 0:15:43the high-scorers are still Lesley and Biggins on 32.

0:15:43 > 0:15:4728 or less will see you into the next round.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49- Tonga.- Tonga.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, that's a great answer. Let's see if it's right,

0:15:52 > 0:15:57and if so, how many people said it. Tonga...

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Very well done, you're through.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Best answer!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11That's a pointless answer, it adds £250 to the jackpot,

0:16:11 > 0:16:15taking the total up to £2,750.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19It scores you nothing, and leaves your total at 3.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- Tonga.- Yes, in the South Pacific, not a million miles from Samoa,

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- of course.- Very well done indeed, Monica. And now, Jon,

0:16:27 > 0:16:31countries with no repeated letters in their name.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36You're on 1, the high-scorers remain Lesley and Biggins, on 32.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41- A score of 30 or less will see you through to the next round.- Erm,

0:16:41 > 0:16:45let's stay in Africa, which, er... Let's say Chad.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mmm! Oh-ho-ho!

0:16:47 > 0:16:52Jon, there is your red line - if you get below that,

0:16:52 > 0:16:55the curtain comes down on Lesley and Biggins.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Now, Jon, Chad - is it right...? - Chad.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01..and if it is, how many people said Chad?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Oh, it's right.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09You are through!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Oh, two people said Chad!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14APPLAUSE

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Very well done. That takes your score up to a brilliant total

0:17:18 > 0:17:20of 3 - Chad, Richard...?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Two brilliant teams on 3.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Chad is a land-locked country in central Africa.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29It's got a C, an H, an A and a D.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- And each of them unique. - Each as unique as the last.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Lesley - you are on 32, you are the high-scorers,

0:17:36 > 0:17:38so you'll be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41You don't need it now, do you?!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Oh, I do.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48- You could give a pointless answer and add another £250.- Oh, yes.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51- It won't be. Erm... - Give us a pointless one.

0:17:51 > 0:17:55Let me tr... Oh, Kenya.

0:17:55 > 0:18:00Kenya - let's see if it's right, and if so, how many people said it.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01It is right.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Oh, it's a good one, Lesley, look at that!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Look at that, 4!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Ah!

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Mwah!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15That takes your total to 36.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Lesley, if you have to leave us, it's a good way of doing it.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Kenya, named after Mount Kenya -

0:18:20 > 0:18:24though what Mount Kenya is named after, I do not know.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29Let's look at the pointless answers. We've already had Tonga, from Monica.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Let's take a look at some more of them.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Belgium, unbelievably, a pointless answer.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44There's a few more - Brunei, Guinea, Honduras,

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Laos, Slovenia and Tonga - all your pointless answers.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Now, the most popular answers among our 100 people.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Look at that, Michel, France have finally won something!

0:19:01 > 0:19:06- Well done if you got any of those at home.- So, at the end of Round One,

0:19:06 > 0:19:08the losing pair, with the highest score,

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- is Biggins and Lesley!- Aw!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15But 36 is a very low score.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- This is quite wrong. - We've had a lovely time.- We have.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23- Thank you so much.- And we've got no shelf space for, er, an award -

0:19:23 > 0:19:25have we, darling? No.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Lesley, Biggins, brilliant contestants,

0:19:28 > 0:19:33- I'm sorry we say goodbye, but you've been excellent.- Thank you.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- APPLAUSE - But for the remaining three pairs,

0:19:36 > 0:19:39it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Now, there's only room for two celebrity pairs in our head-to-head,

0:19:48 > 0:19:52so one of the teams will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55The category for Round Two is...

0:19:55 > 0:20:00- What?- Oh, my goodness.- I think Lesley Joseph should come back in.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Whoever it is, please step up to the podium.- Go on!

0:20:09 > 0:20:14- OK.- Our question concerns...

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Richard... - Yes, this could be interesting.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26We'll show you the names of six women who went on to become

0:20:26 > 0:20:31a First Lady of the United States - tell us which president they married.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Obscure answers will get fewer points,

0:20:34 > 0:20:37but incorrect answers will score 100 points.

0:20:37 > 0:20:4012 in all for you to have a go at home. Good luck.

0:20:40 > 0:20:45Best of luck - so, we are looking for the US presidents who married

0:20:45 > 0:20:49these women - and we have...

0:21:02 > 0:21:08Mamie Doud, Jacqueline Lee Bouvier, Martha Dandridge, Nancy Davis,

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Claudia "Ladybird" Taylor and Mary Todd.

0:21:11 > 0:21:16These are our first ladies, you have two pair them with their presidents,

0:21:16 > 0:21:19and find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Jon. You have pick of the board there.- OK.

0:21:25 > 0:21:29There's some interesting names there.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'll go for Nancy Davis.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34- And who was her president? - Ronald Reagan.- Ronald Reagan.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Nancy Davis, Ronald Reagan, says Jon.

0:21:37 > 0:21:42Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people knew that answer.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Yes, it's right.

0:21:45 > 0:21:4756.

0:21:49 > 0:21:5256.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Richard.- It's a safe start, and a tough board, I think, that.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Nancy Davis became Nancy Reagan, of course.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Do you know what his nickname for her was?- No.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03He used to call her "Momma Poo Pants."

0:22:03 > 0:22:04LAUGHTER

0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Really?- That was his pet name for her, was, "Momma Poo Pants."

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- "Momma Poo Pants." - Yeah.- And how did she get that name?

0:22:11 > 0:22:13LAUGHTER

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Was it after the day they got stuck in the car at the safari park?

0:22:19 > 0:22:23Monica, so, we are looking for the US presidents that have been married to these women.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25What are you going to go for, Monica?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28I'm going to go for Jacqueline Lee Bouvier,

0:22:28 > 0:22:32and I think she married President John F Kennedy.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Thank you very much. Let's see if that's right,

0:22:35 > 0:22:37John F Kennedy for Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Is it right, how many people said it?

0:22:40 > 0:22:42It's absolutely right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46Oh, down it goes, 46.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48That'll do, that'll do.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- 46, very well done, Monica. Richard. - It's a surprisingly low scored, that.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Is it?

0:22:54 > 0:22:59Yeah, Bouvier was her maiden name, also Marge Simpson's maiden name. Marge Bouvier.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Kiffy, you're the last person to have this board,

0:23:03 > 0:23:07so you can have some fun with it, if you like.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11Let's try Mary Todd, I think.

0:23:11 > 0:23:17- Married to Mr Henry Ford. - Mr Henry Ford.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19We will see if that's right, Mary Todd,

0:23:19 > 0:23:21was she married to Mr Henry Ford?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24How many people knew that answer if it's right?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Bad luck Kiffy, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:23:31 > 0:23:35which means you score the maximum of 100 points, I'm sorry.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Richard.- It's so nearly right,

0:23:39 > 0:23:42she didn't marry Henry Ford, and he wasn't a president,

0:23:42 > 0:23:46but other than that, you're covering all bases.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Genuinely, that's a very tough board. I think you were left with the four hard ones there.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54I suspect a lot of people at home won't have any of these.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's fill them in. Now, let's start with Mary Todd,

0:23:56 > 0:24:00she didn't marry Henry Ford she married Abraham Lincoln.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03She was five foot two, he was six foot four,

0:24:03 > 0:24:04the tallest president ever.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Claudia "Ladybird" Taylor married Lyndon B Johnson,

0:24:08 > 0:24:11that would have scored 10 points.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Martha Dandridge married George Washington,

0:24:13 > 0:24:15would have scored you five,

0:24:15 > 0:24:18and Mamie Doud married to Dwight D Eisenhower, six points.

0:24:18 > 0:24:23- So, very well done if you got one of those at home. Very good knowledge. - Thanks very much.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Monica and Michel, a lovely low score of 46,

0:24:29 > 0:24:32up to 56, we find Penny and Jon,

0:24:32 > 0:24:36and then up to 100, we find Kiffy and Joe.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38That was a really tough board.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41But Joe, you'll get first dibs on the next board.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- I'll save it.- Find a nice obscure answer there,

0:24:43 > 0:24:46maybe that will save you and get you through.

0:24:46 > 0:24:53We're going to come back down the line, can the second players please take their places at the podium.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57OK, we're going to put six more women on the board, and here they come.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01We've got Barbara Pierce, Abigail Smith, Hillary Rodham,

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Elizabeth "Bess" Wallace, Elizabeth "Betty" Bloomer,

0:25:05 > 0:25:06and Michelle Robinson.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I'll read them all one more time: Barbara Pearce, Abigail Smith,

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Hillary Rodham, Elizabeth "Bess" Wallace,

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Elizabeth "Betty" Bloomer, and Michelle Robinson.

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Now remember, we are looking for the US presidents that

0:25:19 > 0:25:22these women have been married to, and you're trying to find

0:25:22 > 0:25:25the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Joe. It's a new batch, you're high scorers on 100, Joe.

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Yeah, I'm just trying to think of the presidents that you had on the last round.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Yeah, because they won't be coming back.

0:25:35 > 0:25:39OK, I'm going to go with Betty Bloomer, Elizabeth "Betty" Bloomer,

0:25:39 > 0:25:43she was married to President Nixon.

0:25:43 > 0:25:49- We need a first name Joe, I'm afraid.- What was his name, Mum?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I don't know.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52LAUGHTER

0:25:54 > 0:25:57It ain't Burt, or nothing like that, is it?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59LAUGHTER

0:26:00 > 0:26:06Nixon, all right, I'm going to go with, I don't know...

0:26:08 > 0:26:09..John Nixon.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11President John Nixon, let's see if it's right,

0:26:11 > 0:26:14and if it is, how many people said

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Betty Bloomer, President John Nixon.

0:26:22 > 0:26:25His name was Richard Nixon! Weren't it? Richard.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27It was on the end of my tongue, it was.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Unfortunately that is an incorrect answer,

0:26:30 > 0:26:33which means you will score the maximum of 100 points,

0:26:33 > 0:26:36and that takes your total up, I'm afraid to say, to an unbeatable 200.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I'm sorry, Joe.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41That's all right. It's partly your fault, as well, Mum.

0:26:41 > 0:26:47I'll say this, Joe, you made the same mistake, in that she's not married to him and he wasn't a president.

0:26:47 > 0:26:53- But I'll go through the correct answers at the end of this part. - Fantastic.- OK. Now, Michel.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Michel, there are our First Ladies, you have to find us

0:26:57 > 0:27:00the most obscure president, to which one of them might have been married.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04The great news is the high scorers are Joe and Kiffy, and they are on 200,

0:27:04 > 0:27:10so you can say whatever you like, even if you get a wrong answer, you are through to the next round.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12So, that takes a bit of the pressure off.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'm not going to risk anything because I'm a scaredy-cat,

0:27:15 > 0:27:19I'm going to go for Michelle Robinson, Barack Obama.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Michel Robinson, Barack Obama.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how me people said

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Michelle Robinson married Barack Obama.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31It's right.

0:27:31 > 0:27:3238.

0:27:35 > 0:27:3938 takes your total up to 84, you are in the head-to-head, Michel.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Richard.- Well played, Michel. She is now Michelle Obama.

0:27:42 > 0:27:47On their first date, he took her to see Do The Right Thing, the Spike Lee movie.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48- Not bad, is it?- Not bad at all.

0:27:48 > 0:27:52She wasn't sure, but then he's president, you know.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- You're going to go on a second date, aren't you?- OK, Penny.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57LAUGHTER

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Here's good news for you,

0:27:59 > 0:28:02you are through to the next round whatever your answer is.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05I'm going to go Betty Bloomer, I'm assuming Betty Ford Clinic,

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Gerald Ford.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Gerald Ford, for Betty Bloomer.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13There we are, let's see if it's right, and how many people said it.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15It is right.

0:28:19 > 0:28:256! 6 for Betty Bloomer. Takes your total up to 62.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29Richard.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Like in a detective novel,

0:28:31 > 0:28:35Penny has cleverly tied up all the wrong answers that the Swashes gave.

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Betty Bloomer wasn't married to Richard Nixon, she was married

0:28:39 > 0:28:42to Ford, and that's Gerald Ford, not Henry Ford from before.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45Let's take a look at the rest of the board, Hillary Rodham,

0:28:45 > 0:28:48obviously became Hillary Rodham Clinton.

0:28:48 > 0:28:53It would have scored you 47. Barbara Pierce became Barbara Bush.

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Married to George Bush Senior. That would have scored you 32.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59Abigail Smith, well done to the three people at home

0:28:59 > 0:29:01who knew that she was married to John Adams.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Elizabeth "Beth" Wallace is a pointless answer.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Very well done at home if you said Harry S Truman, she married.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09Bess Truman, best answer on the board.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Thank you very much, Richard.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13At the end of Round Two, the losing celebrity pair

0:29:13 > 0:29:16with the highest score, I'm sorry, Kiffy and Joe.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18AUDIENCE: Ahh

0:29:18 > 0:29:20- It's all right, it's all right. - We're used to it.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23- No, we're not used to it! - That was a really tough round.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- It's all right, though. - We've really enjoyed it.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29- We've had a lovely time.- It's been nothing but fun having you on the show.

0:29:29 > 0:29:32- Thank you for coming and doing it. - Thanks for inviting us. - Joe and Kiffy.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35Good luck, good luck.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38But for the remaining two celebrity pairs,

0:29:38 > 0:29:43things are about to get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Well, congratulations Penny and Jon, Monica and Michel.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54You are now only one round away from the final, and a chance

0:29:54 > 0:29:57to play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £2,750.

0:29:57 > 0:30:02APPLAUSE

0:30:02 > 0:30:05Now, obviously only one pair can play for that money,

0:30:05 > 0:30:07to decide who it'll be, you are now going head-to-head.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11For each question you will be shown five options on the board.

0:30:11 > 0:30:13Each pair needs to answer just one of them,

0:30:13 > 0:30:16- but you are now allowed to confer. - Good.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18All you have to do is score less than the other pair

0:30:18 > 0:30:20and you will win that question.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26OK, let's play head-to-head.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Right, here comes your first question,

0:30:33 > 0:30:39and it concerns actors who have played Sherlock Holmes.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41Actors who've played Sherlock Holmes.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42- Richard.- Yes, for this question

0:30:42 > 0:30:45we'll show you five pictures of actors playing Sherlock Holmes.

0:30:45 > 0:30:49You've got to find the most obscure of those, please.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53OK. So, let's reveal our five actors who have played Sherlock Holmes.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56Here they come. We have got:

0:31:08 > 0:31:09There we are.

0:31:09 > 0:31:12There are our five actors who have played Sherlock Holmes.

0:31:12 > 0:31:15Now, Penny and Jon, because you have played best throughout

0:31:15 > 0:31:20the show so far, the lowest scores, you get to go first.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Right. OK. Yes, I believe...

0:31:23 > 0:31:27(DOES IMPRESSION) I was hoping Tom Baker was going to be up there,

0:31:27 > 0:31:29but alas no, not on this occasion.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Oh, Jon, we haven't used you nearly enough.

0:31:32 > 0:31:37Before you give an answer, do you do either of the MasterChef men? You don't do John Torode?

0:31:37 > 0:31:40Oh, yeah. Greg Wallace. Food does not get tougher than this!

0:31:40 > 0:31:42It's never been so tough.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:44 > 0:31:46This is tough.

0:31:48 > 0:31:51OK. Right. Now then, Penny and Jon.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56So, they've all played Sherlock, we have to choose one of those.

0:31:56 > 0:31:57The most obscure.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01Obviously, the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:32:01 > 0:32:05- That could be anybody. - Why don't we vote for A?- Yes, go on.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08We're just going to go for A. That's it, that's the answer. A.

0:32:08 > 0:32:10You need his name?

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Yes, we also need his name.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16There is an element of general knowledge involved.

0:32:16 > 0:32:19Yes. We liked the answer just: A.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21I'm wondering if that's the most obscure?

0:32:21 > 0:32:24The most obscure is probably B, but who the hell is that?

0:32:24 > 0:32:28It's obviously some sort of child wearing a deerstalker.

0:32:28 > 0:32:32- There must've been a drama called Young Sherlock.- Oh, I see.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Yes, maybe. Child Sherlock.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38Or, you can confer amongst yourselves.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Yes.

0:32:40 > 0:32:45I just think C they know, D they know, E they know, so let's go for A.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- Very well.- Is it the right one? Is it what I said earlier?

0:32:48 > 0:32:50Yes, we'll vote for A, Basil Rathbone.

0:32:50 > 0:32:55Basil Rathbone is A, say Penny and Jon.

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Monica and Michel, you can do your talking out loud if you like,

0:32:59 > 0:33:02you can even submit a different answer for A if you think

0:33:02 > 0:33:04Basil Rathbone was wrong.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08- I mean, you go to the movies more than I do.- No, I don't.- Yes, you do.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10- I don't.- Don't argue with me, I'm Chef.

0:33:10 > 0:33:11LAUGHTER

0:33:11 > 0:33:20- Whatever happens, it's your fault. - We'll go for D then, Michael Caine.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22D, Michael Caine. So we have A, Basil Rathbone, D, Michael Caine.

0:33:22 > 0:33:27Penny and Jon said A was Basil Rathbone, let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:33:27 > 0:33:31let's see how many of our 100 people knew that answer, Basil Rathbone.

0:33:32 > 0:33:33Yep, it's right.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40That's a great answer. Look at that, 30.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42APPLAUSE

0:33:42 > 0:33:4430 for Basil Rathbone. Well done.

0:33:44 > 0:33:48Monica and Michel have gone for D, Michael Caine.

0:33:48 > 0:33:54Let's see if that's right, and let's see how me people knew that answer.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56It's right.

0:34:00 > 0:34:05OK, so after one question, Penny and Jon are up 1-0. Richard.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09Basil Rathbone's a very good answer. There's two answers that would have beaten it.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12As you can imagine, B would have certainly done.

0:34:12 > 0:34:14B is from the Young Sherlock Holmes, from 1982,

0:34:14 > 0:34:17- and that is Guy Henry. That's a pointless answer.- That's Guy Henry!

0:34:17 > 0:34:19And if you're at home, thinking,

0:34:19 > 0:34:20"where do I recognise him from?"

0:34:20 > 0:34:24He's in Holby City, plays the director of surgery, Henrik Hansen.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28Now, C, surprisingly low score, that's Benedict Cumberbatch,

0:34:28 > 0:34:31who played him in the current TV series on BBC One.

0:34:31 > 0:34:32Would have scored you 14 points.

0:34:32 > 0:34:36- Wow.- Basil Rathbone got more than double that.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40And E, it's Robert Downey Jr, he would have scored you 37 points.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42So, Guy Henry, the best answer on that board,

0:34:42 > 0:34:47but Benedict Cumberbatch turns out a surprisingly good answer.

0:34:47 > 0:34:49Thanks so much. Here's your second question.

0:34:49 > 0:34:51Now, Monica and Michel,

0:34:51 > 0:34:54you have two win this question to stay in the running.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56And it concerns

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Elvis Presley.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01- Love Elvis.- Yeah. - Elvis Presley, Richard.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04Yeah, we're going to show you five clues to facts about Elvis Presley.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06The most secure fact will you the point.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10OK, so let's reveal our five clues to facts about Elvis.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13And here they come. We've got:

0:35:30 > 0:35:32I'll read those one more time.

0:35:32 > 0:35:33His middle name,

0:35:33 > 0:35:36the UK number one single in 2002 for Elvis vs JXL,

0:35:36 > 0:35:39the mansion he bought in 1957,

0:35:39 > 0:35:43the airport, site of his only visit to the UK in 1960,

0:35:43 > 0:35:45and the woman he married in 1967.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48So, there are five clues to facts about Elvis.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51And obviously you're going to try to find the one that you think

0:35:51 > 0:35:53the fewest of our 100 people would have known.

0:35:53 > 0:35:58Monica and Michel are to go first.

0:35:59 > 0:36:05- I'm thinking the single in 2002, or the mansion.- Go for it.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07- They're both very obvious. - Doesn't matter.

0:36:07 > 0:36:11Were going for the number one single in 2002,

0:36:11 > 0:36:14and I think it was A Little Less Conversation.

0:36:14 > 0:36:15Now then, Penny and Jon.

0:36:15 > 0:36:19- OK.- You can talk us through the board, fill in all the blanks.

0:36:19 > 0:36:23- Well his middle name is Aaron. - Oh, is that true?- Yes.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27- Elvis Aaron Presley.- The mansion he bought is Gracelands.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29The woman he married, Priscilla.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Go on, Jon.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34I've got a vague recollection that the airport,

0:36:34 > 0:36:38I've got a vague recollection that the airport was Prestwick.

0:36:38 > 0:36:43- Go on then, go for it.- I think it might have been Prestwick Airport.

0:36:43 > 0:36:46- You're going to say?- Prestwick. - That's your answer.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Yeah, I'm going to risk it. - Sorry if it's wrong.- Oh, it's OK.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52In order that they were given, Monica and Michel said

0:36:52 > 0:36:56A Little Less Conversation was the UK number one single in 2002. Let's see if that's right.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59And if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02You have two win this question to remain with us.

0:37:02 > 0:37:05It's right. Very well done, Monica.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07Down it goes.

0:37:07 > 0:37:10Brilliant answer, 21.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11Well done.

0:37:14 > 0:37:1621. That's a great score.

0:37:16 > 0:37:20Jon and Penny have gone out on a massive limb here.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24It's so big, look. It's like a double limb.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30OK, you've said Prestwick Airport was the site

0:37:30 > 0:37:35of his only visit to the UK in 1960. Prestwick Airport. You've just got this from nowhere, haven't you?

0:37:35 > 0:37:39It was just lurking somewhere, and I just decided to go with it.

0:37:39 > 0:37:44OK. Well let's see. If it's right, chances are it will be very low.

0:37:44 > 0:37:46It just has to be right.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48OK, Prestwick, Penny and Jon are saying.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51Is it right, and how many people said it?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- It is right!- Well done.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Oh, you've done it. 10 people knew that.

0:38:02 > 0:38:06Very, very well done, Penny and Jon.

0:38:07 > 0:38:10After only two questions, you are through to the final

0:38:10 > 0:38:11in straight sets, 2-0.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Richard.- Yes, well played, Jon, well played, Monica, too.

0:38:14 > 0:38:17There are actually the best two answers on the board.

0:38:17 > 0:38:21Stopped in Prestwick to refuel on a US Army transport plane from Germany.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24There's an Elvis Presley lounge at Prestwick Airport.

0:38:24 > 0:38:27Let's take a look at the rest now. His middle name, it is Aaron,

0:38:27 > 0:38:30it would have scored you a fairly hefty 47 points.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Again, Monica, you were right to go for A Little Less Conversation.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36The mansion he bought was Graceland, but would have scored you 62.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40And the woman he married in 1967, Priscilla. Of course.

0:38:40 > 0:38:41That would have scored 52.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Very well done if you got all five of those at home.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Thanks very much, Richard.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50So, the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid, Monica and Michel.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54Well. That was tough, the Sherlock Holmes one.

0:38:54 > 0:38:59- Why didn't we have French actors? - Because, Michel, we're in London.

0:38:59 > 0:39:00LAUGHTER

0:39:00 > 0:39:02And, Michel, they would all be Gerard Depardieu.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05And also, have you seen Michel, Sherlock Holmes?

0:39:05 > 0:39:09- It wasn't Guy Henry, it was (PRONOUNCED FRENCH) Guy Henrie. - Ah, yeah. OK.

0:39:11 > 0:39:12But Monica and Michel,

0:39:12 > 0:39:16you have been brilliant. It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18Thank you so much for playing, Monica and Michel.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20APPLAUSE

0:39:20 > 0:39:24But for Penny and Jon it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32Congratulations, Penny and Jon, you fought off all the competition

0:39:32 > 0:39:35and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45Oh, that's excellent. I've never won anything. That's great.

0:39:45 > 0:39:48You now have the chance to win the Pointless jackpot

0:39:48 > 0:39:50for your nominated charity.

0:39:50 > 0:39:55At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,750.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:00 > 0:40:04There we are. Now, you have played an exemplary Pointless.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06Lovely low score in the first round.

0:40:06 > 0:40:09The second round we'll slightly discount,

0:40:09 > 0:40:11given the high scores of the Swash contingent.

0:40:11 > 0:40:16But then in the head-to-head, straight sets. Beautifully done.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19- Excellent backhand.- Prestwick. - Prestwick, just lurking.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21That's how it works.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24It's always the answers people go, "Oh, hang on, oh."

0:40:24 > 0:40:26- It's back there. - Yes, it's exactly there.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Yes, but usually goes there, and in my head, anyway,

0:40:29 > 0:40:32it goes off for a walk, has a sit-down,

0:40:32 > 0:40:35by the time it's popped in again it's changed shape.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39Yeah. That's what you need for this round.

0:40:39 > 0:40:43You have to find the answers back here. OK, the rules for this bit are very simple.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46To win, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:40:46 > 0:40:49We've had one pointless answer on the show today, and you have to find one more.

0:40:49 > 0:40:52You have three chances to find that pointless answer,

0:40:52 > 0:40:57if you do, you will go home with the money for your nominated charity.

0:40:57 > 0:41:02Firstly, you've got to pick a category, and you can choose from these five options. They are -

0:41:02 > 0:41:08TV, modern dramatists, music awards, horse racing, film.

0:41:10 > 0:41:14For me, I can discount horseracing, or anything to do with music awards.

0:41:14 > 0:41:18Modern dramatists, I don't know. It's one of those difficult things.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Shall we go for TV? Something we both vaguely know a bit of.

0:41:21 > 0:41:27Oh, but I'm rubbish at TV. No, I watch the most peculiar things.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29LAUGHTER

0:41:32 > 0:41:35We could go for film.

0:41:35 > 0:41:40- What, are you not very good at film? - I don't know. I'm not too bad.

0:41:40 > 0:41:46You see, if it's obscure TV. I could do things like Danish thrillers.

0:41:46 > 0:41:50- I'm going to press you for a decision.- OK then, let's go for TV.

0:41:50 > 0:41:55- Let's try TV.- TV.- OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Top Gear

0:41:59 > 0:42:04Stars In A Reasonably Priced Car as they could. Richard.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07We're looking for any person who's taken part in Top Gear's

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Star In A Reasonably Priced Car

0:42:10 > 0:42:13right up to the end of series 17 in July 2011, please.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17We're not looking for any of the Formula 1 drivers who've done it, or the regular hosts of the show.

0:42:17 > 0:42:21Just any of those celebrities who have taken part

0:42:21 > 0:42:23in that part of the show.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29All you need to win that £2,750 for your nominated charity

0:42:29 > 0:42:33- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- OK.

0:42:33 > 0:42:37OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38Your time starts now.

0:42:38 > 0:42:43- OK. Well, there was Helen Mirren. - Trevor Eve.- Yes.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Jay Leno. David Tennant.

0:42:45 > 0:42:48- I don't watch Top Gear. - Jonathan Ross certainly has.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52A good one, I think we should go with is the musician Seasick Steve.

0:42:52 > 0:42:56- Who on earth? Let's do that. - He plays the three string guitar.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Excellent. Good, I like that. - He did it.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01It's either that, or the Hungry Caterpillar. Either one will do.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Rowan Atkinson did a brilliant job in it.

0:43:04 > 0:43:09- We know that he's a petrol head, though.- Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11People will remember those big favourite stars.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Steve Coogan has done it.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Got to go with Seasick Steve.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Benedict Cumberbatch has properly done it,

0:43:21 > 0:43:22as has probably Guy Henry,

0:43:22 > 0:43:25and possibly Basil Rathbone wouldn't have done it.

0:43:25 > 0:43:30- Boutros Boutros-Ghali.- Yes. - Robert Downey Jr almost certainly.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33I like your one with the three stringed guitar.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Are you sure he did that? Is that how he's pronounced as a name?

0:43:36 > 0:43:38Seasick Steve.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42OK, your minute is up. There we are.

0:43:42 > 0:43:45We were looking for Top Gear Stars In A Reasonably Priced Car.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47I now need your three answers.

0:43:47 > 0:43:51- OK, well that one. - We will have Seasick Steve.- Yup.

0:43:51 > 0:43:55- Trevor Eve and Helen Mirren. - Helen Mirren. OK, there are your answers.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58- Which is your best shot at pointless answer?- That one.

0:43:58 > 0:44:03- I think we know.- Seasick Steve. God bless him.- And, your least likely?

0:44:03 > 0:44:06- Let's try Trevor Eve. - Let's try Trevor Eve.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09We'll put Trevor Eve first, Seasick Steve last,

0:44:09 > 0:44:12and Helen Mirren wedged between.

0:44:12 > 0:44:13Yes. Sandwiched.

0:44:13 > 0:44:19Sandwiched. OK, let's put them up on the board in that order.

0:44:19 > 0:44:23Here they are. We've got Trevor Eve, Helen Mirren and Seasick Steve.

0:44:23 > 0:44:29We were looking for Top Gear Stars In A Reasonably Priced Car. Trevor Eve was your least confident answer.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32You only need to find one pointless answer, remember,

0:44:32 > 0:44:34to win that jackpot of £2,750.

0:44:34 > 0:44:39OK, let's see if Trevor Eve is right.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41You're pretty sure you've seen him. Trevor Eve.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43How many people said Trevor Eve?

0:44:43 > 0:44:46Has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51Yep, it's right. Trevor Eve has done it.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53Now, if nobody remembers Trevor Eve,

0:44:53 > 0:44:55you will leave here immediately with £2,750.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57It's still going down.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59Still in single figures, still going,

0:44:59 > 0:45:00look at that! One!

0:45:00 > 0:45:07- Who was that person?- One.- Who could have done that?- Trevor Eve.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09Unfortunately, not pointless.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:45:13 > 0:45:18Now then, what are your nominated charities? Penny.

0:45:18 > 0:45:22- Cri Du Chat Syndrome Support Group. - What's it called?

0:45:22 > 0:45:28Cri du chat syndrome, it's a chromosomal deficiency,

0:45:28 > 0:45:30and this is a very small support group,

0:45:30 > 0:45:33because it's quite rare, and it helps for research,

0:45:33 > 0:45:37and also respite for the parents, usually, or the carers.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40Mine is a fairly new charity called Trekstock,

0:45:40 > 0:45:44and it supports young people with cancer.

0:45:44 > 0:45:45Very good.

0:45:45 > 0:45:50Well, very, very best of luck to the pair of you. £2,750.

0:45:50 > 0:45:54All riding on these next two answers.

0:45:54 > 0:45:57We are looking for Top Gear Stars In A Reasonably Priced Car.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Helen Mirren.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02This has to be right, and pointless.

0:46:02 > 0:46:06If it's both these things, you'll leave with £2,750 for your charities.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09How people said Helen Mirren? Is it correct?

0:46:11 > 0:46:16OK. Well, Trevor Eve took us all the way down to one, the tease.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19Helen Mirren, if she goes all the way down to pointless

0:46:19 > 0:46:20you leave here with £2,750.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Single figures, down it goes. Still going down.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Yes! You've done it!

0:46:24 > 0:46:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:31 > 0:46:36Well done. Wow. I didn't know she'd even done it. Brilliant.

0:46:39 > 0:46:42- How could anyone forget Helen Mirren?- Congratulations.

0:46:42 > 0:46:46Helen Mirren was a pointless answer.

0:46:46 > 0:46:50That means you win the jackpot of £2,750 for your charity.

0:46:51 > 0:46:55Well done. Well done.

0:46:56 > 0:47:00Very, very well done, indeed. So, Richard. How about that?

0:47:00 > 0:47:02- Helen Mirren.- Brilliant. Very well played.

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Very well played throughout, as well.

0:47:04 > 0:47:06And Seasick Steve, also a pointless answer.

0:47:06 > 0:47:11Well done, you. Well done, you. Both pointless answers.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16I thought he might have been a kind of rapper thing.

0:47:16 > 0:47:21I thought it was C-6 Steve, you see. That's what I thought.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23- That's not a bad idea. - It's not, though.

0:47:23 > 0:47:28I just remember Seasick Steve's lap, because his commentary was so funny.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31And Helen Mirren is one of those names you always see on the board.

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Most people were slower than she was.

0:47:34 > 0:47:38- Was she speedy?- Oh, she was good, yeah.- Speedy bird.

0:47:38 > 0:47:43If you'd said Steve Coogan, you would have got a hat-trick of pointless answers.

0:47:43 > 0:47:45Lots of pointless answers - Davina McCall, Geri Halliwell,

0:47:45 > 0:47:49Usain Bolt, Sir Tim Rice, Rob Brydon. I'll show you a few more.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52See if you got any of these at home.

0:47:52 > 0:47:57Billie Piper, pointless. Boris Becker, Christopher Ecclestone.

0:47:57 > 0:48:01Eric Bana, Guy Ritchie, James Cordon, pointless, he won't like that!

0:48:01 > 0:48:04Joanna Lumley, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Ray Winstone.

0:48:04 > 0:48:08All of those pointless. Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:48:08 > 0:48:12- Two pointless answers.- Well, thanks again to our winning celebrities,

0:48:12 > 0:48:16Penny and Jon, who go away with today's jackpot of £2,750.

0:48:16 > 0:48:17APPLAUSE

0:48:20 > 0:48:23And a massive thank you to our other celebrity pairs,

0:48:23 > 0:48:25Biggins and Lesley, Kiffy and Joe, Monica and Michel.

0:48:25 > 0:48:29Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:48:29 > 0:48:31- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:48:31 > 0:48:33And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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