0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERING
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I am Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:31 > 0:00:35and a very warm welcome to a special celebrity edition of Pointless -
0:00:35 > 0:00:37the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Every single question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44So, to be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the FEWEST
0:00:47 > 0:00:49of our 100 people could think of.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Pointless celebrities.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Ha! Because, first up, we have Helen Lederer and Harriet Thorpe.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03CHEERING
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Wow!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Well, a very, very warm welcome to you both.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- It's great to have you here. - Thank you.- Now, of course,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17we know you as leading actresses, comediennes.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19You performed together in Absolutely Fabulous,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21but you've known each other for ages?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- About 30 years, I think. - We're quite old.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Young! Ever youthful.- Yes.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ever youthful. Where did you first meet?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29BOTH: We were at the same drama school.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- At different times...- Yeah. - ..since you asked.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Girls On Top was where we first worked together.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35- The comedy programme.- Indeed.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Harriet, of course, you're the Queen of the West End now.- Bless you.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- No, you are! - She likes you now.- You are!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Why, didn't she?- I always liked him!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46No, she liked him before, but she responds well to flattery.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Theatre, comedy, all of these things are going to be good for both you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- Musical theatre.- You'd think!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Come on! I'm sure you'll waltz through these, should they come up.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- They won't, obviously. - No. Sport, hopefully.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Do you have categories in fabrics, velveteens...?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Yes.- Plaids?- Yes. - I'm quite interested in materials.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- OK.- OK.- Cushions.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09OK. I will see what I can do.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- OK.- Yeah.- Thanks, Richard.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's going to be the periodic table and geography.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- My favourite!- Thank you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18OK, listen, lots of things for you to delight us with later.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Very best of luck, it's great to have you on the show.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Thank you so much, Helen and Harriet. Brilliant.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28And next, we welcome Neil and Christine Hamilton.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29CHEERING
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're our only married couple on the show today,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- so I think that's going to... - Married at the moment!- Yes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Might not last!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's going to give you a distinct advantage.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Is that right, Neil?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46She's in charge, so I'm sure it will, yes.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Look, you've both worked in politics.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Neil, obviously, is a former MP.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Christine, you've worked in the House of Commons for 23 years.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55A little bit longer than that, but I'll accept 23 years.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59OK, take 23! You will survive Pointless, surely, won't you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02No, I don't think we will, because we're absolutely hopeless
0:03:02 > 0:03:04at about 99% of the categories that come up.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07We know nothing about pop music, about sport,
0:03:07 > 0:03:09about popular culture, about television.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I mean, literally nothing.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13You describe yourself as a media butterfly, Christine.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I think that's just the perfect thing to be. A media butterfly.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Just taking little sips from...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Is that what butterflies do?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Little sips from flowers? - Yes, yes, that's right.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24They alight for a moment, take their pleasure and move on.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I've never seen Christine take little sips.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28LAUGHTER
0:03:28 > 0:03:31But I would say that is the PERFECT preparation for Pointless.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34And Neil, you appeared in The Rocky Horror Show.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- I did indeed. - So, theatre, there we are.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- There's a whole category... - Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.- Yeah!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Fishnet tights and stilettos.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And may I commend you on NOT wearing a bow tie for us today.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Well, thank you. But I am wearing the fishnet tights.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You think he's joking!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Anyway, Neil and Christine, it's great to have you here.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- I'm sure you'll get further than just the first round, but lovely to have you.- Thank you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03And next, we welcome Liz McClarnon and Antony Costa.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06CHEERING
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Now, obviously, you're both famous for being in bands.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Not just knowing about bands, you've been in them.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Liz, you were in Atomic Kitten.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- Antony, of course, you were in Blue.- Yeah.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19So, Liz and Antony, where did you become friends?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Well, we were on the same record label.- Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Our bands were on the same record label,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26and we went to America to do that videos at the same time.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Yeah, and then we just became really good friends from that.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And we went out together... Not boyfriend, girlfriend!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Yeah, no, never.- Nothing like that. - We are like an old married couple.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- We are.- We are.- You should've!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Surely that's what the record company hoped for?- She's too tall!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- She's too tall.- But we are like an old married couple, though.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- We're a bit like that, yeah. - Sort of.- Apart from...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Antony, you did...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- You did Eurovision last year?- I did.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I love it, so I hope there's Eurovision subjects today. I've always been a fan.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I mean, I learned about countries I've never even heard of.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Literally, we were just inundated with different countries coming in.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Obviously, being in Germany, in Dusseldorf, we had, like...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Every day was a different time we had to rehearse,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10and if you were late on rehearsal time, you weren't allowed on-stage.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Me and the boys had to literally...
0:05:11 > 0:05:15The minute we were on, the clock was ticking
0:05:15 > 0:05:16and you had 30 minutes to rehearse.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19And if it wasn't right, tough, you have to wait to next day.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21It's real man's work, Eurovision.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22LAUGHTER
0:05:22 > 0:05:23It is, it is.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I know, it's like working on the rigs.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27LAUGHTER
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Loads of lunch breaks.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- LAUGHTER - Very good.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Liz and Antony, great to have you on the show.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Very, very best of luck.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36APPLAUSE
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ladies and gentlemen, finally we've got Russell Grant and Carol Smillie.
0:05:39 > 0:05:45APPLAUSE
0:05:45 > 0:05:50Now, Russell, of course we all know you as our top astrologer
0:05:50 > 0:05:53but of course more recently, more pertinently, fantastic dancer.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56The man with all the moves on Strictly Come Dancing.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59And Carol obviously is one of our country's favourite
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- TV presenters. Notably Changing Rooms.- Yep.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04So, between you, I think you've got quite a few bases covered.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06How did you become friends?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07THEY LAUGH
0:06:07 > 0:06:10We just worked out it was two years ago this...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- This month.- That we met.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14And we worked on a cookery programme.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I know exactly what that was.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19It was a famous chef doing Kitchen Burnout.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Sheer hell. It was.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We bonded over his wrath.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24It was amazing.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I did the voice-over for that show.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- Oh!- Isn't that weird?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28A show I did voice-over for.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yeah, because you do so few voiceovers. That's amazing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER
0:06:33 > 0:06:36But we became very close friends,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- and we haven't stopped being close friends since.- No.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Russell, your, your... I can't call that eyeshadow.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42- There is no shadow in there.- No.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Well, unfortunately, you see,
0:06:43 > 0:06:47the make-up ladies here were all from Strictly.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50So when I walked in they thought I was going to come on and do a samba.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55So what they did was, they decided to put a little bit of Venus glitter on my eyes.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Oh, lovely.- And I feel so at home. - You're jealous, aren't you?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Very.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Very. But you are going to do a samba, I'm sure. Aren't you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- I'll do a little one.- Go on!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Woo!- See this.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14APPLAUSE
0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's brilliant having you both on the show.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Russell and Carol, thanks so much for joining us.- Thank you.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22APPLAUSE
0:07:22 > 0:07:25We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge throughout the show.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27There's only one person left for me to introduce.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30He's the man who makes clever people feel stupid.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31He's my Pointless friend.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32- He's Richard.- Hiya.
0:07:32 > 0:07:38APPLAUSE
0:07:38 > 0:07:40How are you, are you well?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, I'm very well.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- It's exciting being on Saturday evenings, isn't it?- Isn't it? - For us.- For us.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Normally we're only on during the week.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It's weird, you know when you used to be at school?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Sometimes you'd go to the shops with your mum and you'd see a teacher.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57It would be weird. They'd be so out of place. That's like us for our regular Pointless viewers.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Like that, it's like seeing a teacher who's made no effort
0:08:00 > 0:08:02in recognition of the fact it's the weekend.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Haven't dressed up or anything.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Haven't changed a bit.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Not put any glitter on his tie. Like Russell has.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I was going to say, you know it's Saturday when someone
0:08:10 > 0:08:12has got glittery eyeshadow and does a samba.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16I suspect Round One is not going to go down very well with everybody.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Round Two you'll love, if you get that far.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Round One, you're not going to like. - Excellent.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Thank you very much, Richard.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24All our questions have been put to
0:08:24 > 0:08:28100 people before the show but we are looking for the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31To stay in the game and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,
0:08:31 > 0:08:33all you need do is score as few points as possible.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Now, what everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39That's an answer that none of our 100 people knew.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Every time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46As today's show is a special celebrity show,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54So we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58APPLAUSE
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:09:00 > 0:09:07APPLAUSE
0:09:07 > 0:09:09So, in this round, each of you must give me one answer
0:09:09 > 0:09:12and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Whichever pair has the highest score
0:09:14 > 0:09:16at the end of the round will be eliminated.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20If you give me an incorrect answer, you score the maximum of 100 points
0:09:20 > 0:09:22so do try and avoid those if you can.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24OK, our first category is...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Capital cities.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Can you all decide in your pairs who will go first and who's second?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Whoever's first, please step up to the podium.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:09:44 > 0:09:49as many capital cities of EU member states as they could. Richard.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Yeah, we're looking for the capital city of any
0:09:52 > 0:09:54full member states of the European Union as of the start
0:09:54 > 0:09:56of 2012, please.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59So, work out what countries are in the European Union and give us
0:09:59 > 0:10:00the capital of one of those.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Very best of luck.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Thank you very much, Richard.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Now, Helen and Harriet, you drew lots before the show.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09And today, you are going first.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Well, it's quite dull
0:10:10 > 0:10:14and it's to do with chocolates which has triggered me to say Brussels.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Brussels.- Oh, no, you're making me doubt.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20An obscure EU member state.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Helen says Brussels.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Let's see if it's right and if it is,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27let's see how many of our 100 people said Brussels.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's right.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Down it goes.
0:10:33 > 0:10:3426.
0:10:34 > 0:10:3726 of our 100 said Brussels.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39So your score is 26.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I think that's a pretty good answer. 26, not a bad score at all.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Neil, we are looking for capital cities of EU member states.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- I have a hunch you might be quite good at this.- We'll see.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, I'll go for Valletta.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Valletta?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55The capital of Malta.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Valletta, says Neil.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02let's see if that's right, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Valletta.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Very well done.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Very, very well done indeed. Two, Neil.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15APPLAUSE
0:11:15 > 0:11:18That's a terrific answer.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Valletta scores Neil two points.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Yeah, absolutely. Capital of Malta. Its population, 6,000.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Are you allowed, as a former Conservative minister,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27to get a question right about the EU?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Is that acceptable? LAUGHTER
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Yeah, well, know your enemy, I say.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Ah, you love 'em. You know you love 'em.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Antony.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Yes?- What is the most obscure capital
0:11:38 > 0:11:42of an EU member state you can summon to mind?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Obviously, being in the Eurovision...
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- You see!- I'm going to go Reykjavik. - Reykjavik?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Capital of Iceland.- Reykjavik, says Antony.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Oh! Antony!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04He looks like he's going to appeal. That looks like an appeal.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06LAUGHTER
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I will gladly hear your appeal.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I'm not saying a word.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I just thought it would be an obscure answer.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Unfortunately, Antony, I'm afraid that is an incorrect answer
0:12:15 > 0:12:19which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20That's more than, more than
0:12:20 > 0:12:22the UK have scored at Eurovision for years!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25LAUGHTER
0:12:25 > 0:12:27111 we scored.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I take it back. - I'm joking, I'm joking.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33This would be the perfect show to score nil points.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34LAUGHTER
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Look, Reykjavik is a good answer. It is the capital of Iceland
0:12:37 > 0:12:40but Iceland is not an EU member state, I'm afraid.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Sorry.- It's all right. - That's all right.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44We can petition them into joining, if you like
0:12:44 > 0:12:47but we'd have to be pretty quick about it.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Carol.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Remember we are looking for capital cities of EU member states.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57I'll probably play it slightly safe then and say...
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Lisbon.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Lisbon, says Carol.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Lisbon.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06It is right.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Down it goes, 28.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Well done, darling.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14APPLAUSE
0:13:14 > 0:13:1628.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Quite a surprisingly low score considering the treaty, but there we are.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Did you really just say "Quite a surprisingly low score considering the treaty"?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Yeah.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Yeah.- I think 28. It's a very good answer, Carol.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Have you been to Lisbon on your travels?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Yes.- Reported on Lisbon?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Yes. I holiday in Portugal quite a lot so...- Do you? Is it nice?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38..I knew it was safe.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- It's lovely. It's beautiful. - There you go.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42That's a little extra Saturday night value for you there.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Lisbon, very nice this time of year.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Don't do that on daytime, do we? - No, we don't.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Don't do any travel tips at all.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52No, we don't. And with good reason.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55We should start doing that. That would be amazing.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56We should.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Carol, are you around every single weekday for the next 18 months?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- I can make sure I am, yeah. - That would be great.
0:14:01 > 0:14:07Thank you very much, Richard. We're halfway through the rounds, let's look at the scores, as they stand.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Neil, what a fabulous answer there with Valletta. That scored you two.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14You are, unsurprisingly, the low scorers on this pass.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Then we go up to 26 with Helen and Harriet.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Up to 28 where we find Carol and Russell
0:14:19 > 0:14:24and then we scoot up a little bit to 100 where we find Antony and Liz.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Listen, the game is not yet over. - I know.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Anything can happen in the next pass.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- I hope so.- OK. We're going to come back down the line.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Can the second players please take the places at the podium?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Now then, Russell.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Capital cities of EU member states.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Liz and Antony are the high scorers on 100.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48You're on 28 which means a score of 71 or less.
0:14:48 > 0:14:5071 or less, Russell,
0:14:50 > 0:14:52will see you comfortably into the next round.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Do you want it?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59If by "it", you mean an answer to the question,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Russell...- Do you want it?
0:15:02 > 0:15:03..I most certainly do!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm so glad you said that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Ljubljana.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Capital of Slovenia.- Ljubljana.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14There is your red line, Russell.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17If you get below that red line, you'll have less than Liz and Antony
0:15:17 > 0:15:19and you will be through to the next round.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Let's see if it's right and how many people said Ljubljana.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24It's right.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Oh, you beauty, Russell, look at that, down it goes.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Oh, ho, ho, ho!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34APPLAUSE
0:15:34 > 0:15:36That's a fabulous answer, scores you two.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Takes your total up to 30.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Richard.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43That's a brilliant answer, Russell. Very well played.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46See, all that glitter, it's hiding the eyes of a quiz of assassin. You see that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- He knows what he's doing, doesn't he?- Mm-hmm.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Very good. Now, Liz. Liz, I'm afraid you are the high scorers.
0:15:53 > 0:15:58We need a lovely, low-scoring obscure EU capital city.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Geography is my worst subject.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Is my worst and also, Lisbon is what I was going to go for
0:16:05 > 0:16:09so I'm really, really, really lost and also I'm so nervous.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I'm just going to say Copenhagen.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Copenhagen. There's no redline for you I'm afraid,
0:16:13 > 0:16:17because you're the high scorers, but we'll see if Copenhagen is right
0:16:17 > 0:16:20and if it is, let's see how many people said Copenhagen.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Well done, Liz.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Very well done. Down it goes. Look at that, 10! That's an excellent score.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31APPLAUSE
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Brilliant answer. Lovely low score. 10.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36That takes your total up to 110. Copenhagen.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Yes, no need to be nervous, Liz. It's a very good answer.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Capital of Denmark.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You kept yourself in the round, possibly depending on
0:16:42 > 0:16:43what Harriet does.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45No pressure, then!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47No, did you not hear what I just said?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51- It's, like, loads of pressure. - Thanks. Cos that's really helpful.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Thanks.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Good, I thought it was being slightly unhelpful.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- But if it's helpful...- No, no, no. - Would you stop, you two?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Christine, the great news is... It doesn't matter what you score,
0:17:03 > 0:17:07you're still through to the next round.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Wow.- The even better news is, you can give us a brilliant answer now.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14If the pressure's off, I'm going to play safe and say Warsaw.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Warsaw, says Christine.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18No red line for you because you're through anyway.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Warsaw, is it right, how many people said Warsaw?
0:17:22 > 0:17:23It's right.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Down it goes. Six!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32APPLAUSE
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Six, Christine.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Takes your total up to eight. Your total is in single figures.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Very impressive indeed. Eight. Richard.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Well played, Christine. It's a low score.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I think perhaps people are slightly unsure whether Poland are in the EU.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- But they are.- Now, Harriet.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49So, we're looking for the capital cities of EU countries.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Here's a moment of truth.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The high scorers at 110 are Liz and Antony.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56You are on 26, a score of 83 or less
0:17:56 > 0:17:59will see you into the next round.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I think I know cities and then I...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04doubt it when I say it so...
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Just say a city.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Go on.- Shall I?- Go on.- All right.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10A capital city...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Of an EU member state.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Prague.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Prague. There's your red line. Lovely and high.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Prague just has to be right, I would say.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Let's see if it is, Prague, is it right? How many people said Prague?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Yes, it's right. And you're through to the next round.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Very, very well done, Harriet.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Ten.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33APPLAUSE
0:18:33 > 0:18:3810 for Prague. Very well done. Takes your total up to 36. Richard.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Pressure, what pressure? Very good answer, Harriet.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Very well played. Capital of the Czech Republic.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Of the where?- Czech Republic.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Do you know what, I'm so fed up with you having a go at the way
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I say Czech Republic.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Every show.- Every show. - Give it a rest.- OK, I will...
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Or, learn how to say Czech Republic.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56How did I say it?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
0:18:57 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Sound like you were laying an egg.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Let's look at the pointless answers, there's a couple.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Well done if you said Tallinn, which is
0:19:08 > 0:19:12the capital of Estonia, or Sofia, which is the capital of Bulgaria.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Other low scorers as well, Nicosia was a low scorer.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Oh, mate!- Vilnius, Lithuania, that was a low scorer.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Any, anything you recognise there, Antony?- Nicosia!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- And Sofia, you said Sofia! - And Sofia as well.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I'm half Cypriot, ain't I?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:32My mum and dad are going to be right having a laugh at this tonight!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Let's take a look at the top answers.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37These are the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Berlin would have scored you 57 points.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Paris, 86.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42And London, 86.
0:19:42 > 0:19:4486?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46There's 14 people don't know London is...
0:19:46 > 0:19:49the capital of an EU country.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Thanks very much, Richard.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53So, the losing pair with the highest score, is Liz and Antony.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Liz and Antony, Liz and Antony.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- You can't leave now!- I don't want to!- You've only just arrived.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Liz, where, where does the blame lie, I ask?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You know what? It could have gone either way.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Cos I, geography, shocking for me and that was a total guess.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09- So...- And I just thought, Iceland.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I'd have thought that as well actually.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's in Europe. It's just not in the EU.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I thought it was going to be a pointless one,
0:20:16 > 0:20:18but obviously it's not. Never mind.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- It was pointless in its own way. - Yes.- It was!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Cheers, Richard.- Yeah.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Cheers, mate, I ain't going to argue with you, you're tall.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26LAUGHTER
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's been fabulous having you on the show.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I'm so sorry to have to say goodbye to you so soon but Liz and Antony,
0:20:31 > 0:20:32brilliant contestants.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36APPLAUSE
0:20:36 > 0:20:39But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Now, clearly there's only room for two celebrity pairs
0:20:46 > 0:20:49in our head-to-head so one of the teams in front of me now
0:20:49 > 0:20:51will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54OK, our category for Round Two is...
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Oh, ho, no!
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Disney.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Can you all decide in your pairs who will go first, who's going to go second?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15OK, our question concerns Disney animals. Richard.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yeah, we're going to see your list of six Disney
0:21:18 > 0:21:19animal characters on each pass.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23All you have to tell us is what type of animal is that character.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26If you give us a nice obscure answer, one that very few of our 100 knew,
0:21:26 > 0:21:28you'll score fewer points.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Give us a wrong answer though, you'll score 100 points.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Six on each pass, 12 in all to get at home. Best of luck.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Thanks, Richard. We're looking for the types of animal these characters are.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39And here we are. We have got...
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I'll read those all again.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57They are the characters, what kind of animals are they?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58As ever, you're trying to find the one
0:21:58 > 0:22:01you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Harriet, you're first up.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Is this a good board for you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I know some of the answers.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09I'm going to go with Thumper.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Who's a rabbit.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Thumper, a rabbit.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Sounds to me like you've just taken someone else's answer.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Thumper, a rabbit, says Harriet.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Is it right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Thumper was a rabbit?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25It's right.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- 79.- Sorry.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32APPLAUSE
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Richard?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Thumper, well played, Harriet. Big score, but at least not 100. From Bambi, of course.
0:22:37 > 0:22:391942.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Thank you very much, Richard. Christine, we come to you now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43We are looking for the animals that these
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Disney characters are portrayed as.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I think you, you wanted to say Thumper?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51The only one I've ever even heard of in my life before is Thumper,
0:22:51 > 0:22:52thank you, Harriet!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54And you said you knew several
0:22:54 > 0:22:56so why have you gone for the one that most people know?
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Why couldn't you have gone for an obscure one? I have no idea!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- That was clever, wasn't it? - Tactics.- Tactics!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05never thought about... I have...
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I have absolutely no idea at all, and so 100 is about to pop up.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm going... I just don't know.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Timon the tiger.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16It's not right, I've no idea. I don't know any of them.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Timon The Tiger would be a great children's book, wouldn't it?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- It would.- Timon The Tiger.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23But it's not right. Get it over with.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Timon The Tiger.- Lovely.- Brilliant.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Timon. Timon the tiger. Let's see if it's right.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30If it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Oh!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I'm afraid...- I just don't know any of them, I'm afraid.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I've never heard of any of them. Not that I can't bring it from the back of my mind. I don't know.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Christine, which means
0:23:43 > 0:23:45you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50I'm sorry. OK. Now, Russell. Ah, ah, hah, hah.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51It may not all be over, Christine.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Russell, you're the last person to have this board.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56You can talk us through the board, if you like.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58No, I'd rather not.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Erm... I'm on the edge of disaster!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Remy. I don't know.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09I'm going to go for Remy and I'm going to go for a skunk.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Remy...a skunk.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- That a complete stab in the dark? - I don't know why.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20Erm, Remy a skunk, says Russell. Is it right and if it is, how many people knew that answer?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Remy the skunk.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Bad luck.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30I haven't got any kids. I don't know about Disney.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I've got two goldfish and a carp.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34LAUGHTER
0:24:34 > 0:24:35You're just being koi!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37LAUGHTER
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Good line. I've just been coy.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42LAUGHTER
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Russell, unfortunately that's an incorrect answer which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Richard.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Yeah, and that is tough. You say that your pets are goldfish.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Remy is a goldfish.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Not really, not really!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58He's a... Remy's a rat from Ratatouille.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Would have scored five points.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Timon is a meerkat from The Lion King. 16 points.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Robin Hood one at the top there is a fox in Robin Hood the animated film.
0:25:08 > 0:25:0941 points.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Abu is in Aladdin and is a monkey.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Would have scored you 21. And Tuke is a pointless answer.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's from the film Brother Bear, well done if you said Moose.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Pointless answer.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21- Tuke the moose.- Tuke the moose.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Wow.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Tuke the moose.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Tuke the moose.- That's the name of my first rap album.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Yeah?- Yeah, Richard Osman, Tuke The Moose.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33That probably means something really rude.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Yeah.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37So, what happened last night? Did you Tuke the moose?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- LAUGHTER - Did you go out?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- I, I certainly... - I couldn't possibly say!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Certainly, the moose was tuked.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Can't say if I did it myself. - OK, very good.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52OK, let's take a look at the scores. We're halfway through the round. 79.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Who would have thought?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Our lowest score, our only correct answer in the pass.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00So, yes, Harriet and Helen looking very strong on 79
0:26:00 > 0:26:03and we have a tie at the top of the board there.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08Russell and Carol and Christine and Neil both on 100 points.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11So, it's going to be a tussle between Neil and Carol.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13That I'd like to watch.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- LAUGHTER - Bring it on.- Easy, Tiger.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Very best luck to the pair of you.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27OK, we're going to put six more Disney characters on the board,
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and here they come.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30We've got...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I shall read them all one more time.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Now remember, we're looking for the type of animal
0:26:46 > 0:26:49that each of these characters is.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51And obviously trying to find the one that least people knew.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Now then, Carol, you're the high scorers on 100.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56We need a really good, low-scoring answer from you.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Well, one I know and another I think I know
0:27:00 > 0:27:02so I might do a little tactical number.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05And go for Dumbo the elephant.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Dumbo the elephant says Carol.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Let's see if that's right. No redline because you're the highest scorers.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14We just have to see if it'll go as low as you hope it will.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Dumbo, is it an elephant? How many people knew that answer?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Oooh!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- Oh, ho, ho.- 95!- 95!- Go on, Neil!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- Wow, 95, Carol.- Yeah, a bit obvious.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Takes your total up to 195.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- That is a little bit better than 200.- Not much.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Richard?
0:27:35 > 0:27:3895 is better than 100, and that might be significant
0:27:38 > 0:27:39as this round progresses.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40I think it will!
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Neil.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45OK, so we are looking for the animals that these Disney
0:27:45 > 0:27:47characters are portrayed as.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- Oh, Lord.- Well, this is payback time for Round One.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53That was the only one I knew!
0:27:54 > 0:27:57So this is going to be a complete and utter guess.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00I'll go for Duchess and I'll guess it's a cat.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Duchess, what do you think, Christine?
0:28:04 > 0:28:05I don't think that's right.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- Shall I change my mind then? - You can't.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11We'll see, your red line's nice and high.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14I think if you are right, you might be all right.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16Good at this.
0:28:16 > 0:28:21Is Duchess a cat and if it is, how many people said it? Duchess, cat.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24You are right.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26You are through to the head-to-head.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28Down it goes, 20.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31APPLAUSE
0:28:31 > 0:28:3720. 20 for Duchess the cat, takes your total to 120.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39I will never live this down.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Because I said he was wrong.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44You know what, Christine, I'm sure you've done worse.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- Because, Duchess is from... - Well done!
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Oh, I'm sorry, darling, I ever doubted you.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I've never won anything before.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54Apart from the odd election.
0:28:56 > 0:29:01Duchess is from the Aristocats from 1970. Aristocats.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05So, then, the good news is, Helen, you are through to the next round whatever happens.
0:29:05 > 0:29:10You'll not overtake the high score of Carol and Russell.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- Talk us through the board. Do you know them.- Do you know?
0:29:14 > 0:29:15Nope.
0:29:15 > 0:29:19Mufasa, Mufasa, I know Mufasa is the one to go for,
0:29:19 > 0:29:23but I can't think of an animal.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26You're through to the next round anyway. So...
0:29:26 > 0:29:28- Well, a leopard, obviously. - Mufasa.
0:29:29 > 0:29:32A leopard. Mufasa the leopard.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34Let's see if it's right and how many said it.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36No red line for you because you are through.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Is Mufasa a leopard? How many people said it if he is?
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Oh!
0:29:43 > 0:29:44Bad luck, incorrect.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47It scores you the maximum of 100 points but couldn't matter less.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50You are through to the next round. 179 your total. Richard.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Yes, not a leopard, Helen. Harriet, do you know that one?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54A lion.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56A lion. Absolutely right from The Lion King.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Would have scored you 37 points.
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Flik is an ant from A Bug's Life. It's also in Toy Story 2.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06Copper is a dog from The Fox And The Hound. That's five points.
0:30:06 > 0:30:08And Mrs Caloway is a pointless answer.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Very well done if you know that Mrs Caloway
0:30:11 > 0:30:14is a cow in Home On The Range.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17There we are. Thanks, Richard, well, at the end of Round Two,
0:30:17 > 0:30:21the losing celebrity pair with the highest score, Russell and Carol.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- It's all right.- It's all right, no shame, no shame.
0:30:23 > 0:30:24We're going out clubbing.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25Oh, I bet you are!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27We are actually quite pleased.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Apart from our charities.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31We are very upset for our charities but we're going off.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33Make sure you don't tuke the moose!
0:30:33 > 0:30:36LAUGHTER
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Russell and Carol, I'm so sorry we have to say goodbye to you.
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- It's been lovely having you on the show.- Thank you for inviting us.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Brilliant. Wonderful.
0:30:45 > 0:30:46APPLAUSE
0:30:46 > 0:30:50But for the remaining two celebrity pairs, things are about to get
0:30:50 > 0:30:52even more exciting now, as we enter the head-to-head.
0:30:52 > 0:30:58APPLAUSE
0:30:58 > 0:31:02Well, congratulations, Neil and Christine, Helen and Harriet.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04You are now only one round away from the final and the chance
0:31:04 > 0:31:09to play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12APPLAUSE
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Now, obviously, only one pair can play for that money, so to decide
0:31:15 > 0:31:19which pair it's going to be, you are now going to go head-to-head.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22For each question you'll be shown five options on the board.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Each pair needs to pick just one answer,
0:31:25 > 0:31:27but you are now allowed to confer.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29All you need is to come up with an answer scoring less
0:31:29 > 0:31:32than the other pair and you will win that question.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Let's play the head-to-head.
0:31:37 > 0:31:42APPLAUSE
0:31:42 > 0:31:46OK, here is your first question. And it concerns...
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Nobel Peace Prize winners, Richard.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55On this question we'll show you five photos of people
0:31:55 > 0:31:58who've won the Nobel Peace Prize, all you have to do is find the most
0:31:58 > 0:32:01obscure of those, best of luck.
0:32:01 > 0:32:02Thanks very much.
0:32:02 > 0:32:06So, let's reveal our five Nobel Peace Prize winners and we have got.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26So there we are. Here is our gallery Of Nobel Peace Prize winners.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30Neil and Christine, you've played best throughout the show so far so you get to go first.
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Yeah, OK.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35We have an answer.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37We have a joint answer
0:32:37 > 0:32:41so there would be no matrimonial disharmony if we get it wrong.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44- Well, no more than usual, anyway! - Is that agreed?
0:32:44 > 0:32:45We are agreed on the answer?
0:32:47 > 0:32:48That's very formal.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51We've got to that stage in our marriage, we shake hands.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55- That answer any time you want. - Henry Kissinger.
0:32:55 > 0:32:59- Henry Kissinger you are saying.- A.- A.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02There we are, thank you very much. A, Henry Kissinger.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Helen and Harriet.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07OK, well, we know the person but we don't know the full name.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09- You can talk through them if you like.- OK.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Just do some thinking out loud and then submit your favourite answer.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14We were going to do what they did. I was going to be clever,
0:33:14 > 0:33:18said he looked like Bernard Levin but actually he was Henry Kissinger.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20So, that's no good.
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- Mother Teresa.- Mother Teresa, obviously Nelson Mandela.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28But the wonderful woman D.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30I, it's, it's something like...
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Sue Lon Lin
0:33:32 > 0:33:34because she's very important
0:33:34 > 0:33:37but I also know somebody personally called Sue Lon Lin
0:33:37 > 0:33:41so I don't think that that's quite right, the formation.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44I don't think there's a lot in it but I'll go with you
0:33:44 > 0:33:46and then I can blame you, because there's nothing in it.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48OK. So we'll go with C.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Because Harriet said.
0:33:49 > 0:33:52C. Because Harriet said and just tell me the answer again. C is?
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- BOTH: Mother Teresa.- Mother Teresa, OK, so, we have Neil and Christine
0:33:56 > 0:33:58saying A, Henry Kissinger.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Henry Kissinger.
0:34:02 > 0:34:03Lovely, it's right.
0:34:08 > 0:34:0924.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13APPLAUSE
0:34:13 > 0:34:1624 for Henry Kissinger.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20Helen and Harriet are saying C is Mother Teresa.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22Let's see if that's right
0:34:22 > 0:34:24and if it is, how many of our 100 people said that.
0:34:24 > 0:34:2624 is what you have to beat.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30It. Ooh! Ah. It...
0:34:30 > 0:34:32APPLAUSE
0:34:32 > 0:34:3392.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36Ooh, she's famous.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39She is famous, but I thought Nelson Mandela was more famous.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43- Well, we knew Kissinger. - Yeah, we did.- Yeah, I know.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46- Not that I'm a bad loser. - Sue Lon Lin. If only...
0:34:48 > 0:34:50After one question, Neil and Christine
0:34:50 > 0:34:51are up 1-0. Richard.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Yeah, that was a tough board once Henry Kissinger had been taken off.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Well played, Neil and Christine.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59And you're right, if you'd have named D you would have won the point,
0:34:59 > 0:35:01but let's go through the whole board.
0:35:01 > 0:35:02A is Kissinger.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06B is the 2011 winner, a Liberian peace activist, Leymah Gbowee.
0:35:06 > 0:35:07would have scored one point.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Very good answer.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12There's Mother Teresa. Aung San Suu Kyi.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Would have scored you 11 points. Only scores 11 points.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Burmese democracy campaigner, and E is
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Nelson Mandela, less famous than Mother Teresa, funnily enough.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24- Wow.- He'll be gutted. 87 points. 87 points.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27OK. Well, here comes your second question, Helen and Harriet,
0:35:27 > 0:35:30you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31BOTH: OK.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Good luck, here it comes.
0:35:33 > 0:35:34It concerns...
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Great!
0:35:38 > 0:35:40The 1966 Fifa World Cup.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42- Bring it on.- Richard.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44It's fine, we've got this, we've got this nailed.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48On this board we'll show five clues to facts about the 1966 World Cup.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50You just have to give us the most obscure answer you can.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Best, genuinely, best of luck.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55OK, thank you, Richard.
0:35:55 > 0:35:58Let's reveal our five clues to facts about the 1966 World Cup
0:35:58 > 0:36:00and here they come. We have got...
0:36:17 > 0:36:19I'll read them all one more time.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36OK, so there we are. Now, Helen and Harriet, you go first this time.
0:36:38 > 0:36:40Well, Harriet has huge confidence
0:36:40 > 0:36:42and she's desperate to say something. Go on.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Thank you so much.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48I don't know any obscure ones but I think I know the most obvious one.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Go on.- Let's start again. Do you know any of them?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52Thank you.
0:36:52 > 0:36:56So, erm, the manager of the England team.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58I believe was Bobby Moore.
0:36:58 > 0:36:59Bobby Moore, we have.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02As the manager of the England team.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Neil and Christine.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09Well this, it is one of our many Achilles' heels is football.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12We were around in '66. You haven't got a clue, have you?
0:37:12 > 0:37:15I can see the face of the manager of the England team
0:37:15 > 0:37:17but I can't remember his name.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20- We can't go for that because they've gone for that one.- Yes you can.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24You can give another answer for that question if you think theirs was a wrong answer.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26We don't, we have no idea about the Portuguese player.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29We have no idea any Asian sides, that would be a complete guess.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32We don't know anything about the dog and we don't even know what
0:37:32 > 0:37:33the Jules Rimet Trophy is.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35That is, that is the World Cup.
0:37:35 > 0:37:36That is the World Cup.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37All right.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41The only one that I can go for, and I'm probably wrong is that
0:37:41 > 0:37:43I think I can see Willie.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44Pardon?
0:37:44 > 0:37:51LAUGHTER
0:37:52 > 0:37:55I think I can see Willie, but...
0:37:55 > 0:37:59I am totally unconfident, but I'm going to say that he was a lion.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- You think World Cup Willie was a lion.- Well, I don't really, but...
0:38:02 > 0:38:04World Cup Willie, a lion. And Bobby Moore,
0:38:04 > 0:38:07the manager of the England team.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09In the order given, Helen and Harriet said
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Bobby Moore was manager of the England team, let's see if that's right
0:38:12 > 0:38:15and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18Oh! Bad luck, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21I know, because I'm dyslexic. So I read it for something else.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25She was going for the sympathy vote, she was wrong. OK?
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Don't worry, we are, too.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Neil and Christine have said that World Cup Willie was a lion.
0:38:30 > 0:38:31Let's see if that's right.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35All it has to be is right but let's see how far down it goes if it is.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38It's broken.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39It is right.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41It is right.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45APPLAUSE
0:38:45 > 0:38:4627.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50APPLAUSE
0:38:50 > 0:38:5227. All it had to be was right.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55And it was, which means after two questions only,
0:38:55 > 0:38:59Neil and Christine, you are through to the final 2-0. Richard.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01They have been saved by two very lucky cats in this game.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Duchess the cat and Willie the lion.
0:39:04 > 0:39:08- Bobby Moore was the...- Captain. - The captain, absolutely, absolutely.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10So picked up the trophy and all that stuff.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12But the manager was Sir Alf Ramsey.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15I knew it was Alf Ramsey. I did. I knew.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- I knew it. - He would have scored you 25 points.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20And would have won you the point as well.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22Yeah. That's tough.
0:39:22 > 0:39:27The dog that located the Jules Rimet Trophy was Pickles for 19 points.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29The Asian side that reached the quarter finals.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Perhaps surprisingly, North Korea.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34North Korea, famously, did very well in that World Cup, nine points.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Portuguese player who won the Golden Boot, Eusebio, 21 points.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39So, best answer on that board was
0:39:39 > 0:39:41North Korea. Well done if you said that at home.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Oh, well, thank you very much, Richard.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Helen and Harriet.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51Oh, you've come storming through.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54You had Kissinger whipped from under you but said he looked like Bernard Levin.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59- I'm glad for my friends here. I'm glad for the others.- Yeah.- Not!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01LAUGHTER
0:40:01 > 0:40:04It's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you both so much for coming along.
0:40:04 > 0:40:06Brilliant.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09APPLAUSE
0:40:09 > 0:40:13For Neil and Christine, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Congratulations, Neil and Christine.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21You fought off the competition
0:40:21 > 0:40:24and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:40:33 > 0:40:35for your nominated charity.
0:40:35 > 0:40:40At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:40:40 > 0:40:44APPLAUSE
0:40:44 > 0:40:46So, in the first two rounds, the lowest scorers.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49You had a lucky escape in the first round with the capital cities
0:40:49 > 0:40:50of EU member states.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Second round, Disney.
0:40:54 > 0:40:56You nearly came a cropper there. But actually,
0:40:56 > 0:40:58as it happens you were all right.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01You made it through, covered yourselves in glory.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Is this streak going to continue, I wonder?
0:41:03 > 0:41:07The rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11We haven't had any pointless answers today. You only have to find one now
0:41:11 > 0:41:15and you will go home with that £2,500 for your charity.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19Firstly, you have to choose a category and you have these five options.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20They are:
0:41:28 > 0:41:30It ain't pop stars, or sporting awards,
0:41:30 > 0:41:33probably ain't London transport.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Iconic actors, it depends how far back you go.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Either London transport or classical music I would think.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Hang on, we do know a lot of iconic actors
0:41:41 > 0:41:44but not if they're asking about the last 10, 15, 20 years.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48I wouldn't go for iconic actors. You'd be on your own if you did that.
0:41:48 > 0:41:49Why choose London transport?
0:41:49 > 0:41:51Well, I've been on a bus.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53LAUGHTER
0:41:53 > 0:41:56- We've got bus passes. - What have you decided?
0:41:56 > 0:42:00If I was on my own, I wouldn't go near London transport
0:42:00 > 0:42:02because I can't imagine what the questions would be.
0:42:02 > 0:42:04- Classical music.- Classical music.
0:42:04 > 0:42:09OK, let's find out what the question is going to be. Here it comes.
0:42:09 > 0:42:14We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Tchaikovsky operas and ballets as they could.
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Tchaikovsky operas and ballets.
0:42:16 > 0:42:22We are simply looking for the title as used in the UK of any opera or ballet by Tchaikovsky, please.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26OK, you have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:42:26 > 0:42:31All you have to do to win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities
0:42:31 > 0:42:33is for one of those answers to be pointless.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38There they are, your time starts now.
0:42:38 > 0:42:44- Queen Of Spades is pretty obscure. - Eugene Onegin is less obscure.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47We need one that is boltingly obscure. It's over to you, ballet.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49You're better at ballet than me.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51But they're all well-known.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54Um...
0:42:54 > 0:42:57I think opera is perhaps less well-known.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Come up with another Tchaikovsky opera.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Well, we've only got to have one that works. Oh, lordy.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Oh!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13My mind's gone a complete blank.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16I can't think of any ballets except blooming Swan Lake.
0:43:16 > 0:43:20And Sleeping Beauty, and that's hopeless.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Um... oh, dear.
0:43:22 > 0:43:26- Firebird's not...- That's Stravinsky. - Exactly.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Sylphide's not...
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Ten seconds left.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33- What happens if we only come up with two?- We need three answers.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36We need three. Yes.
0:43:37 > 0:43:41- My mind's gone a blank. - OK, your time is up.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43We were looking for Tchaikovsky operas and ballets
0:43:43 > 0:43:46and I need three answers from you.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49- We'll go for Queen Of Spades. - and Eugene Onegin.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52- Eugene Onegin. - And whatever there are.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55I don't think it matters, because they're all well known.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58- Let's be stupid and go for Swan Lake.- We'll go for Swan Lake.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Swan Lake. OK, there we are.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Of those three answers, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- Queen Of Spades. - Queen Of Spades, we shall put last.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08I guess Swan Lake, you want to put first.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11I think so, let's get that out of the way quickly.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14OK, let's put them up on the board in that order, and here they are.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20There they are.
0:44:20 > 0:44:23Your first answer, Swan Lake.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Tchaikovsky operas and ballets.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29You said this was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31You only have to find one pointless answer to win
0:44:31 > 0:44:33that £2,500 for your charity.
0:44:33 > 0:44:36Let's see, is Swan Lake a correct answer?
0:44:36 > 0:44:38If it is, how many people said Swan Lake?
0:44:41 > 0:44:43Well, it's right. No surprise there.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47You have 64.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49APPLAUSE
0:44:49 > 0:44:51I thought it would be 94.
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Unfortunately, not a pointless answer.
0:44:53 > 0:44:57- That was just holding a place, you knew that.- We knew it was silly.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02We were looking for Tchaikovsky operas and ballets.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Eugene Onegin.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08It has to be correct and it has to be pointless. Let's see if it is right,
0:45:08 > 0:45:12and if it is, how many people said Eugene Onegin?
0:45:12 > 0:45:14It is right.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17It is right, down it goes.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20It has already beaten Swan Lake. Still going down.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24If this goes down all the way to zero, you leave with £2,500.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Oh!
0:45:26 > 0:45:28APPLAUSE
0:45:30 > 0:45:33I think that bodes well for the Queen Of Spades.
0:45:33 > 0:45:36No, it'll be another one.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39The same person who knew Eugene Onegin will know the Queen Of spades.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42It's slightly less well-known, but they will. Damn them.
0:45:42 > 0:45:44LAUGHTER
0:45:44 > 0:45:46I'll deal with them afterwards.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49The only reason I know it is because we went on a cruise to Russia once
0:45:49 > 0:45:52and we went to see the Queen Of Spades at the Bolshoi.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54You're completely wrong about that, but never mind.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56LAUGHTER
0:45:56 > 0:46:00Perhaps I was with somebody else, I don't know.
0:46:00 > 0:46:01LAUGHTER
0:46:01 > 0:46:03You have one more chance to win the jackpot.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06Everything is now riding on the Queen Of Spades.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08We are looking for Tchaikovsky operas and ballets.
0:46:08 > 0:46:12You said this was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:46:15 > 0:46:18Let's see if it's right, and if it is how many of our 100 people said
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Queen Of Spades.
0:46:21 > 0:46:23It is right.
0:46:23 > 0:46:28Eugene Onegin went all the way down to one and then stopped.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31If this goes all the way down to one and beyond,
0:46:31 > 0:46:34you'll be taking £2,500 with you...
0:46:34 > 0:46:35No!
0:46:35 > 0:46:37APPLAUSE
0:46:37 > 0:46:40I told you, the same person.
0:46:42 > 0:46:45Well, unfortunately you didn't manage to find
0:46:45 > 0:46:47that all-important pointless answer,
0:46:47 > 0:46:52so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55However, as it is a celebrity special we are going to donate £500
0:46:55 > 0:46:58to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01APPLAUSE
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- I can't believe one person snookered us.- We want his name.
0:47:04 > 0:47:06LAUGHTER
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Richard.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10It was two people who snookered you
0:47:10 > 0:47:12cos it was a different person each time.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15We are now going to kick ourselves when we see what we should have said.
0:47:15 > 0:47:19They're all operas. Let's take a look.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35- Very well done if you got any of those at home.- Never heard of them.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I have heard of The Sorceress, but the rest...
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Mazeppa was the only one I knew.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Richard, last night did you Vakula The Smith?
0:47:42 > 0:47:45LAUGHTER
0:47:47 > 0:47:50You know what? You got me finally, I did.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52I'll tell you all about it after.
0:47:52 > 0:47:55Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Neil and Christine.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57It's been brilliant having you on the show.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Thank you both so much for playing.
0:47:59 > 0:48:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:48:01 > 0:48:05So all that remains is for me to say thank you to all our celebrity pairs,
0:48:05 > 0:48:08Liz and Anthony, Russell and Carol, Helen and Harriet,
0:48:08 > 0:48:10and our finalists Neil and Christine.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Join us next time to put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23CHEERING
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