Episode 2

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0:00:24 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:26 > 0:00:31and a very warm welcome to a special Saturday night variety addition of Pointless,

0:00:31 > 0:00:34the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38Every single question on tonight's programme has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41To be in with a chance of winning our final-round jackpot,

0:00:41 > 0:00:45our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of our 100 people could think of.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Now, first we welcome Bobby Davro and Kenny Lynch.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- Now, Bobby, we know you as an all-round entertainer.- Yes.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- But most recently from Dancing On Ice, And also as Vinnie Monks in EastEnders.- Indeed.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11And Kenny, you've been entertaining us for over 50 years. You've toured with the Beatles

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- and you have had two top ten singles.- Yes.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Now then, Bobby and Ken.- Yes. - Between you, what are the areas

0:01:19 > 0:01:23on Pointless that you reckon you've got sewn up?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Birds. - Yeah. Booze.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- And nightclubs.- OK. - Experts, we're experts. - OK, very good.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Birds, booze and nightclubs.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35And Sinatra.

0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Did you ever meet Frank Sinatra?- No. - Not long now, then, eh?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- No, because he is getting on a bit, isn't he?- Out of order.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Cut that bit out.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, a very warm welcome to you, Bobby and Kenny.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's lovely having you on the show.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Best of luck.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Please welcome Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Now, Tommy and Bobby, you are known by millions as Cannon and Ball,

0:02:04 > 0:02:08and you've been on our screens since the '70s. Away from television,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11your live shows and pantomimes have broken all box office records,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13and they continue to do so across the country.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18You've been on I'm A Celebrity. Oh, how was that?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Fantastic, brilliant, absolutely brilliant.- Fantastic.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Did you really, really enjoy it? - The best thing we ever done. - It was absolutely brilliant, yeah.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Because I nearly lost Tommy in the jungle, so I thought, "Yes!"

0:02:29 > 0:02:33No, we had a fantastic time. I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Tommy, what are you hoping is going to come up today?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38What's a good category going to be?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40I don't really want to say

0:02:40 > 0:02:42because I'll probably get the question wrong!

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Sport.- Sport I suppose more than anything.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47What sports do you follow?

0:02:47 > 0:02:51I follow a bit of football, golf, cricket,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54but yeah, more sport, yeah.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Bobby, what would you like to see come up?- Mine is music. - Music.

0:02:58 > 0:03:04- Not modern, though.- Music. Are you good at music after...

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- From the '50s to the '70s.- OK. - Proper music.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, Tommy and Bobby, a warm welcome to you. It's lovely to have you here.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- Thank you, it's great. - Next, please welcome Keith Harris and Orville.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:17 > 0:03:19ORVILLE GIGGLES

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, dear.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Keith, you've been on our screens for over 30 years.- 30 years.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27- You were part of Tony Christie's hit, Is This The Way to Amarillo. - We were.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Orville.- Yeah.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- You were named after Orville Wright, one of the Wright brothers.- I know.

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- And in 1982, your song reached number four in the charts. - It did, yes.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- It sold over 400,000 copies. - Liar!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's true, and if you want one, I have got a garage full.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45350,000 in the garage going very cheap.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Orville, a warm welcome.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Hello, love. He's nice, isn't he?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Yeah.- I like him.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53All right, don't flatter him. Sorry.

0:03:53 > 0:03:59- Orville, what's going to be your specialist area on this show?- Eggs.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I'm very good at eggs.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05- He knows all about eggs. - I was one once, you see.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- A long time ago, he was an egg. - Yeah. I've always been shy.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Very shy. Six months before he came out of his shell.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14AUDIENCE GROANS

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Is that a joke?- That's a joke, yes.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- You wouldn't think so.- No.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, dear.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Orville, you don't think your youth is going to count against you at all?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'm 45!

0:04:26 > 0:04:28LAUGHTER

0:04:28 > 0:04:29That's in duck years, by the way.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33He's still only four, and still in nappies. Oh, dear.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Keith, anything you're hoping comes up tonight? Any particular favourite areas?

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Pantomime would be great because we've done something like 49 pantos.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Yes, it's true!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46This year, in Wolverhampton.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Pantomime, all variety acts and all the old variety acts.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Yeah.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58So, variety. Also, pop songs, of course.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- We were in the charts there with Orville's song.- Yeah.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Two quite very different areas of expertise as well.- Yes.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07So it's going to complement each other.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09The nice thing is, if you get through to the third round,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11after that you're going to be allowed to confer.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Well, that'll be good. - Yeah.- Yes.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Anyway, lovely to have you here, Orville and Keith.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Thank you. - A very warm welcome to you.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25And finally we have got Gareth Hale and Norman Pace.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Now, Gareth and Norman, you were both teachers before turning to comedy.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Teachers, of course, always do very well on Pointless. - Yeah, up to a point, yeah.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Up to a point.- They're not often up against Orville.- True.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Right enough. - Just a dream to realise.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48You're best known, obviously, for your comedy act, Hale and Pace.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50and for the characters, The Two Rons, AKA The Management.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Now, how long have you been working together, Gareth and Norman?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Actually, it was our ruby anniversary last year, yes. - Really? Wow.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- So, 25 years. - So you were doing teacher training.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Counting. Don't have any mathematics questions, please.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Mathematics bad for me, yeah. - What kind of teaching were you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Quite obviously PE teaching.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- You do a degree for PE teaching? - Yes.- Wow.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22That was about two curry houses and a brewery away from that.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24We both did that, yes.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26OK, now what are you hoping is going to come up today, Gareth?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Very easy questions that other people don't know.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Yes, they come up.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36But I don't think that's going to be the case, so natural history. That'll be quite interesting.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- TOMMY:- Oh, that's good. That's good, Gareth. That's good.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Norman?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Uh, quantum physics and OK! Magazine.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Just for a balance, you know. Is that all right?

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Yes, good, Norman.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Anything you don't want to see today, Norman?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55I don't like the nature stuff, actually, Alexander.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Gareth seems to have that covered, so there you go.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- He's very good on sport, Norman. - OK, very good on sport.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Well, look, very warm welcome to you, Gareth and Norman.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Thank you very much.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07We look forward to discovering all of your hidden knowledge throughout the show.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11He's the exact opposite of a page three model.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14He's intelligent and he works with no trousers on.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Hiya.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Hi, everybody.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31I genuinely feel like I'm a bit drunk. Do you?

0:07:31 > 0:07:32A bit?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36I sort of feel like this evening might be chaos.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- In the nicest way, in the nicest possible way.- Not a chance.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Do you not think?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43We love a bit of chaos, don't we, lads?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- ORVILLE:- Yeah, chaos.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- NORMAN:- Butterflies' wings in Africa. That's tonight.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Perhaps it won't be chaos. There's literally only one person I trust on the entire thing,

0:07:53 > 0:07:55and that's Orville.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Yeah.- Thank you.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00You know what, Orville, it's an absolute pleasure.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Thank you very much.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- If you try and keep some control over some of these people. - Yeah, like you.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Yeah, especially me, yes. - Yeah, this is what Saturday night television should be.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Absolutely.- All these guys know what to do on a Saturday night. Genuinely got questions

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I think you'll all be able to have a go at.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- But it should be an absolute cracker, I think.- Well, thanks, Richard.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show,

0:08:21 > 0:08:25but we're looking for the obscure answers they didn't get. To stay in the game and be in with a chance

0:08:25 > 0:08:29of winning our jackpot, our celebrities need to score as few points as they can.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Now, what everyone is trying to do is find a Pointless answer,

0:08:32 > 0:08:36an answer that none of our 100 people gave, and each time that happens,

0:08:36 > 0:08:39we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot. As today's show is a celebrity special,

0:08:39 > 0:08:42and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47There we are.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Right, if everybody's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01In this first round, each of you must give me one answer,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10If you give an incorrect answer, you'll score the maximum of 100 points.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14So try and avoid those if you can. OK, our first category today is...

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Pop music.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30And the question concerns...

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Foreign acts and their hits, Richard.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Yeah, on each pass I'm going to give you the names of seven Top 40 hit singles.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43They were all hits for somebody for whom English is not their native language.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46You need to tell us the name of the artist. Give us an obscure one,

0:09:46 > 0:09:47you're going to score fewer points.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Give us an incorrect answer and you'll score 100 points.

0:09:50 > 0:09:5414 songs in all to guess the answers for at home. Very best of luck.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Bobby and Kenny, you all drew lots before the show, and today you're going to go first.- I'm opening.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03So we're looking for the acts who released these hits, and we've got...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'll read those all one last time.

0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Kenny. What do you make of that? - I haven't got a clue.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm serious. I've never even heard of those people.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- I'm a Stevie Wonder man. - These are the names of the hits.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, they are the hits?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- LAUGHTER - These are the names of the hits. These aren't the artists.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Taxi for Mr Lynch! - You have to find...

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Who sang it?- Yeah.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ah, that is much easier. I still don't have a clue.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's what I just said.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Barbie Girl?

0:10:50 > 0:10:55The two sisters, oh, I can't remember their names.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Um, um... The Tweedledums. - The Tweedledums for Barbie Girl.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03- The Tweedledums, says Kenny. - I have no idea.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08Let's see if that is right. If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said the Tweedledums.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Here you are, look, I've got nothing.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Oh, bad luck, Kenny, I'm sorry. - The Tweedledums?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18The Tweedledums is an incorrect answer.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- I'm afraid it scores you the maximum 100 points.- I'm a jazzer.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Sorry, Kenny. The Tweedledums didn't do that song.

0:11:23 > 0:11:28I don't think they've done any songs ever, as far as I am aware. They certainly didn't do that.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30- Not a bad name for a group, though, is it?- Not a bad name.

0:11:30 > 0:11:34It's a very good name. I'll give the answer at the end, in case anybody else wants

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- to have a go at the same question. - Now then, Bobby.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Now, Rock Me Amadeus...

0:11:44 > 0:11:46..by Amadeus.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48LAUGHTER

0:11:50 > 0:11:53It's going to be a long night, isn't it?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57It genuinely comes to something when you're thinking, "Please, let them get to Orville."

0:11:57 > 0:11:58LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:02- ORVILLE:- Yeah, yeah! - I'm saying Amadeus!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Rock Me Amadeus by Amadeus, says Bobby. Let's see if that's right,

0:12:06 > 0:12:09and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Rock Me Amadeus by Amadeus.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, bad luck, Bobby. Bad luck.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20I am afraid an incorrect answer scores you another 100 points.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yeah, sorry, Bobby. Not Amadeus.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Amadeus is the lead singer of the Tweedledums, I'm afraid.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Can I just say, apropos of nothing, it is going terrifically well, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Orville.- Hello.- Orville.- Hi.- What do you make of that board, Orville?

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Er, they're talking about the Cheeky Girls, aren't they?

0:12:43 > 0:12:49- The Cheeky Girls! Let's go again. - Oi, oi, it's not them. No, no.

0:12:49 > 0:12:55The Sun Always Shines On TV. I think it was A-ha.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57A-ha, The Sun Always Shines On TV.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Let's see if A-ha is right,

0:12:59 > 0:13:03- and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said...- A-ha.- ..that.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05A-ha.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09A-ha.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- LAUGHTER - Oh, at last. There we are.

0:13:13 > 0:13:1434.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15LAUGHTER

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Yeah! A-ha!- Well done.

0:13:18 > 0:13:2234 for The Sun Always Shines On TV by A-ha.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25- Yeah, well played, Orville, very good answer.- Thank you.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30- The Sun Always Shines On TV is A-ha's only number one hit.- Really? - Yes, it was indeed.- There we go.

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Gareth, you are the last person to have this board. You can talk us through the board, if you like.

0:13:35 > 0:13:41Um, there was something I really liked about that board up until just recently...

0:13:41 > 0:13:45..there being only one that I had a vague clue about,

0:13:45 > 0:13:49which was The Sun Always Shines On TV.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- A-ha! - LAUGHTER

0:13:52 > 0:13:58- It was more like a-ha-ha-ha, yes. So...- A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:14:00 > 0:14:04I will go for Rock Me Amadeus by Wolfgang.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07OK, Wolfgang, says Gareth, for Rock Me Amadeus.

0:14:07 > 0:14:12Let's see if that is right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Oh, bad luck.- Unfair.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21Another incorrect answer, Gareth, which means I'm afraid you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Richard, help.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26So, let me get this absolutely straight.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32- We've had four answers.- Yep.- Three of them have been incorrect...- Yes.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34The one correct one was from a duck.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Hey, that's showbiz! That's showbiz!- Da-da-da-da-da!

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Let's take a look at the rest of the answers. There's a couple of big scorers up there.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Barbie Girl, not by the Cheeky Girls but by Aqua.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- That would have scored 54 points. - That's the one I was thinking of. - That's the one I meant.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56OK, OK. Whenever Wherever is by Shakira, that is another big scorer,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58would have scored you 40.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Now, Rock me Amadeus,

0:14:59 > 0:15:02it's not by Amadeus, it's not by Wolfgang.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- It's by Falco. That would have scored you 9 points.- That it, yeah.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07He plays for Tottenham.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I had all his record.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14D.I.S.C.O is by Ottawan.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17That would have scored 7.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Joe Le Taxi is by Johnny Depp's ex,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Vanessa Paradis. Would have scored 14. And, Diva,

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Diva is by Dana International.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Would have scored you 2 points.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- See what I mean?- You knew Dana.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Dana International, best answer on the board.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Won the Eurovision Song Contest with that.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Thanks very much, Richard. Half-way through the round,

0:15:34 > 0:15:36let's take a look at the scores, as they stand.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37Only two scores between the four pairs.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Orville, looking very good, there.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Brilliant answer from you, Orville. - Thank you.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44So, you and Keith looking very strong, on 34.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Everyone else on 100.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48LAUGHTER

0:15:48 > 0:15:50So...

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Norman, Tommy and Bobby, it is between you three to see

0:15:52 > 0:15:55who stays with us, and who leaves at the end of the round.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Best of luck, all pairs. We'll come back down the line.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06OK, we're going to put seven more top 40 hits on the board.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Here they come. We have got...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'll read those all one last time...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Now, remember, we're looking for the acts who released

0:16:28 > 0:16:30these UK top 40 hits.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Obviously, Norman, you're trying to find the one

0:16:32 > 0:16:35you think the fewest of 100 people knew.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Norman, please be good at this.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I don't want to lose to a duck, to be honest.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41How's that board looking to you?

0:16:41 > 0:16:46Well, I'm done to play it safe, and go for Autobahn, by Kraftwerk.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Kraftwerk, says Norman. Kraftwerk.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51You're joint highest scorers, so there's no red line.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53You just have to hope this goes down as it can.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Let's see if Kraftwerk is right,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01- Absolutely right.- Very good.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Get down there!

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Yeah!

0:17:06 > 0:17:0813, Norman. Very well done.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Takes your total up to 113.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well played. The first human being to get a correct answer tonight.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20That's terrific. Yes, Kraftwerk's first UK top 40 single.

0:17:20 > 0:17:25It's three minutes long, the album version's 22 minutes long.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Wow.- A bit like this round.- Yeah.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32Thanks very much indeed. Now, Keith, over to you.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Orville did very well in that last round.- Thank you.- 34.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38The high scorers are currently Norman and Gareth on 113,

0:17:38 > 0:17:39you're on 34.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- If you can score 78 or less, you are through to the next round.- Right.

0:17:42 > 0:17:47Saturday Night, I think it was somebody called Whigfield, I think.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Whigfield.- Whigfield.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Very similar.- He's good.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Whigfield.- Whigfield. Don't confer, Orville!- I'm not.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Don't speak when I'm speaking. - You're not that good.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER

0:17:58 > 0:18:00There's your red line, Keith.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03If you get below that red line, you're through to the next round.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Let's see if Whigfield's right. If it is, let's see how many said it.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10Absolutely right.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12And you are through to the next round.

0:18:14 > 0:18:1534.

0:18:15 > 0:18:1834, exactly the same score

0:18:18 > 0:18:19as Orville had.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Takes you up to 68.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Yeah, a huge hit single by Whigfield, very good answer.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- That is weird, they both got the same score.- I know.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Isn't it?- Very odd.- There's like telepathic thing going on.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Yeah, I think so. Impressive.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Now, Tommy, the high score is 113.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37That's when Norman and Gareth are.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39You're on a 100, if you can score 12 or less,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42you go through to the next round.

0:18:42 > 0:18:43I see what you're doing, Bobby.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52It's a bit awkward, that, for me.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- BOBBY: You were never good at impressions, were you?- No.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57La Bamba, I'll go for.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I haven't much idea,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02and I'll say Trini Lopez.

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Oh, no.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05LAUGHTER

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Trini Lopez, La Bamba.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Trini Lopez, says Tommy.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Let's see if that's right,

0:19:11 > 0:19:13and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Oh! Bad luck!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Anyway, folks, it's been great knowing you!- See ya!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Unfortunately, an incorrect answer scores you 100 points,

0:19:22 > 0:19:24takes your total up to 200.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Sorry, not Trini Lopez. I'll give you the correct answer

0:19:26 > 0:19:27at the end of the round,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29in case Bobby wants to have a go.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32He did record that. He was the first want record that,

0:19:32 > 0:19:34if you look back in the records.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36He was, 1952.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Correct.- 1954.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Bobby, Bobby.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47The high scorers are Tommy and Bobby on 200. You're on 100.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51If you can score 99, or less...

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- Boy, if only I could score 99. - ..you are through to the next round.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59I have a rough idea, 99 Red Balloons was recorded by

0:19:59 > 0:20:01that funny, weird-looking woman

0:20:01 > 0:20:04from some funny, weird-looking country.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Called Bjork. Bjork?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- So, you're going to go for Bjork? - Bjork!

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Let's see if Bjork is right,

0:20:10 > 0:20:12and if it is, let's see how many people said Bjork.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- What a team. - The suspense is killing me.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oh, bad luck, Bobby!

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Well, who's it by, then?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, which means you scored

0:20:22 > 0:20:25the maximum of 100 points, taking your total up to 200, as well.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I'm going to be brutally frank, and say this is not a problem

0:20:28 > 0:20:31we normally have on the daytime version of this.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- We don't normally have a 200-all draw, do we?- No.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37But, good news is, we get a tie-break, we've got more.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Brilliant. OK, so, as it's a tie, the tied pairs have to give me

0:20:40 > 0:20:43one more answer each, and the highest score will be eliminated.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46But, you are allowed to confer, and Bobby and Kenny, you will go first.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Yes Sir I Can Boogie, by Tavares.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Not a chance.- Tavares.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yes Sir I Can Boogie, by Tavares.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Not a chance.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Bobby and Kenny are saying Tavares, for Yes Sir I Can Boogie.

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Let's see if that's right,

0:21:03 > 0:21:05and let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Bad luck.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12- I thought you had it, Bobby. - Bad luck.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15So, Tommy and Bobby, I need an answer from you.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- You've got one, now.- Excuse me, I'm giving the answer.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19You go over there, I'll stay here.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22The answer is, The Final Countdown by...

0:21:24 > 0:21:26..Toto.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30What, the clown? Toto the clown?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I didn't say that.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36OK, the answer you are giving is Toto,

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- for the final countdown.- Yes!

0:21:38 > 0:21:40- Total, he said. Toto.- OK, Toto. There is your red line.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43If you get below the line, you're through to the next round.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44We're going home!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Is Toto right? How many people said it?

0:21:52 > 0:21:53No, it's not right!

0:21:53 > 0:21:57OK, now, because neither pair can answer this question,

0:21:57 > 0:22:00we are going to resolve this board, and reveal a new question,

0:22:00 > 0:22:03and the tied pairs can then have a crack at that.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Let's fill these in. BOBBY:- Groundbreaking television.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08La Bamba was a huge number one hit for Los Lobos,

0:22:08 > 0:22:10it would have scored 4.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Yes Sir I Can Boogie was Baccara,

0:22:12 > 0:22:14would have scored you 11.

0:22:14 > 0:22:1699 Red Balloons was the German singer,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Nena, Neunundneunzig Luftballons,

0:22:18 > 0:22:20would have scored you 23 points.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Radar Love was Golden Earring,

0:22:21 > 0:22:23they were Dutch, scores 9.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25And The Final Countdown was Europe,

0:22:25 > 0:22:28and that was a big scorer, 31 points.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30OK, as it's a tie, we're going to reveal our new question,

0:22:30 > 0:22:33and the tied pairs have to give me one more answer each.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Whoever gets the highest score will be eliminated.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38OK, let's reveal the tie-break question, here it comes.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:22:44 > 0:22:46..as they could. Richard.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49We are looking for any TV show where Bruce Forsyth has been

0:22:49 > 0:22:51credited as host, compere, or presenter,

0:22:51 > 0:22:54for 10 episodes or more.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Which of the two pairs can score the lowest score in that category.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59OK, now then, Bobby and Kenny, you go first.

0:22:59 > 0:23:03This is the one people won't remember. This is an older one.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Yeah, you want the lowest scoring one.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07The one the fewest people could remember.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Let me have a think. - OK, Bobby and Kenny.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Bruce's Big Night Out.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Bruce's Big Night Out.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Bruce's Big Night Out, say Bobby and Kenny.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Let's see if that's right,

0:23:18 > 0:23:20and if it is, how many people said it?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Oh, bad luck!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27That's an incorrect answer,

0:23:27 > 0:23:30which means you score the maximum of 100 points.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32So, Tommy and Bobby, we just need an answer from you.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33The high score is 100,

0:23:33 > 0:23:37anything less than 100 will get you through to the next round.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Sunday Night At The London Palladium.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Sunday Night At The London Palladium, say Tommy and Bobby.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Let's see if that's right,

0:23:43 > 0:23:45and if it is, let's see how many people said that.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51- It's right! - CHEERING

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Then we are.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Fantastic. 7!

0:23:57 > 0:23:58CHEERING

0:23:58 > 0:24:00You want to record that applause.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Wow. 7.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- I'm going to learn the real titles. - There we are.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yes, what was the title of Bruce's show?

0:24:10 > 0:24:12He did one about the night out.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16The exact title is Bruce Forsyth's Big Night, I'm afraid.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18- I'm not reading out all the answers, let's move on.- Brilliant.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24So, at the end, eventually, of our first round,

0:24:24 > 0:24:26our losing pair with the highest score, I'm afraid,

0:24:26 > 0:24:28is Bobby and Kenny.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Well, you gave us everything you had.

0:24:31 > 0:24:32It wasn't very much, was it?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34We were pretty good, weren't we?

0:24:34 > 0:24:35You were fantastic.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Consistent.- Consistent. - You were fantastic.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Kenny and Bobby, thank you so much for playing.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's been brilliant having you here.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Brilliant sports, thanks so much.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Thank you very much.- Adios, amigos!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48But, for the remaining three celebrity pairs,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50it's now time for Round Two.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59There's only room for two pairs in our head-to-head round,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01so one of the pairs in front of me will be leaving us.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05I wonder which pair it's going to be. Orville, I don't think...

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Bobby, come on. It's not going to be you.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- I don't know, they were rubbish, those two, but...- We'll see.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER

0:25:13 > 0:25:15As opposed to...? They were very good.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Orville, you were fantastic, fantastic.- Thank you very much.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21- You and Keith got the same score. - It's clever, isn't it?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- We think the same, you see. - They've got the same voice.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- We think the same. - They don't have the same voice.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Don't be silly.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Now then, very best of luck to all three pairs.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Our category for Round Two is...

0:25:37 > 0:25:41Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:25:41 > 0:25:43who's going second.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:25:57 > 0:25:59..as they could.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Richard.- We're looking for any word

0:26:01 > 0:26:04that has its own entry in the Oxford Dictionary of English,

0:26:04 > 0:26:06that begins with a B, and ends with a B, please.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10As always, no hyphenated words, no proper nouns, no abbreviations.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Just any word that begins and ends in a B.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Very, very good luck.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17OK, then. Tommy.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Bib.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Very good.- Says Tommy, bib. Let's see if that's right,

0:26:25 > 0:26:29and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said bib.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33It's right.

0:26:37 > 0:26:3917.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40APPLAUSE

0:26:43 > 0:26:4517, for bib.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48See, it already feels more relaxing than Round One, doesn't it?

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Yes, a piece of cloth tied round a child's neck,

0:26:50 > 0:26:52to keep it clean while eating.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57- There we are. Now then, Orville.- Uh-oh.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59What's the most obscure word beginning and ending in B,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01you can think of?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- A friend of mine...- Yeah, a friend of his... Go on.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Barbie.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Barbie.- OK, Barbie, says Orville.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Let's see if that's right,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13and let's see how many people said Barbie.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16No, it won't be.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Oh, bad luck, Orville. - Oh, dear.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I'm sorry. An incorrect answer,

0:27:21 > 0:27:24which I'm afraid scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Oh, dear.- You know what, Orville has let you down, there, Keith.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30He has, he has. I should have come on this by myself, really.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Yeah, or brought someone different, it's not a great answer, sorry.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37All right, all right, it's an OK answer.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41Gareth, what is the most obscure word beginning

0:27:41 > 0:27:43and ending in B that you can think of?

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Well, it's also going to have to be

0:27:49 > 0:27:52one that one out of 100 chooses, as well, isn't it?

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- No, it can be Pointless. Even better.- Yes?- Yeah.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Then you add 250 quid to the jackpot.- Oh, right.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01- It has to be correct, obviously. - That is the problem.

0:28:01 > 0:28:05- I don't want to make a boob. - Very good, very good! Very good.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07- Boob.- Boob, there we are, says Gareth. Boob.

0:28:07 > 0:28:11Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of 100 people said boob.

0:28:14 > 0:28:15Absolutely right.

0:28:20 > 0:28:2115!

0:28:26 > 0:28:29Very well played, Gareth.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32- Yes, boob, an embarrassing mistake. - We're halfway through the round,

0:28:32 > 0:28:33let's take a look at the scores.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35The lowest score there, 15.

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Gareth and Norman looking very, very strong on that.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Then, up to 17, where we find Tommy and Bobby,

0:28:40 > 0:28:43and then, I'm afraid, up to 100, where we find Orville and Keith.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45- Keith, we need a low score, in the next pass.- Right.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47- Oh.- Best of luck with that.

0:28:47 > 0:28:48Coming back down the line,

0:28:48 > 0:28:52can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:28:53 > 0:28:57OK, so we are looking for words that begin and end in a B.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00Norman, you're on 15, Orville and Keith are the high scorers on 100,

0:29:00 > 0:29:05if you can score 84, or less, you are through to the next round.

0:29:05 > 0:29:06Good.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10- Would you like me to say a word. - Beginning and ending in B, yes.- OK.

0:29:11 > 0:29:15- Let's go for blurb.- Blurb. Very good word.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Here is your red line, nice and high.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19If you get below that red line, Norman,

0:29:19 > 0:29:21you are through to the next round.

0:29:21 > 0:29:23Blurb. How many people said it?

0:29:26 > 0:29:27Absolutely right,

0:29:27 > 0:29:30and you are through to the head to head.

0:29:30 > 0:29:32Go, go, go.

0:29:32 > 0:29:345.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Well done.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40- Five, takes your total up to 20. - Well played, Norman.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42I tell you what, on that last podium,

0:29:42 > 0:29:45it's like a normal episode of Pointless, isn't it?

0:29:45 > 0:29:47- A bit.- People asked questions, and answering them.

0:29:47 > 0:29:48It's rather refreshing.

0:29:48 > 0:29:51Yeah, blurb, it's what's written on a back of the book,

0:29:51 > 0:29:54or for a film, for promotional purposes. The blurb.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55- Now, then, Keith.- Yes.- Keith,

0:29:55 > 0:29:57you're the high scorers, on 100.

0:29:57 > 0:29:58We need a low score from you.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Um...blob.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02- "Blob," says Keith.- Yes.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Blob?- Blob. - Let's see if that's right.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11Ooh!

0:30:14 > 0:30:1520.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18120 is your score.

0:30:19 > 0:30:23I'm afraid that is a high total there. Richard.

0:30:23 > 0:30:26Yeah, it is a high total. Orville, did you not know that one?

0:30:26 > 0:30:29- No, I didn't know that one. - Didn't know that? That's a shame.

0:30:29 > 0:30:32- It would've been a good answer in the first round.- Bird brain!

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Aww... That's not very funny.

0:30:35 > 0:30:36ORVILLE SOBS

0:30:36 > 0:30:38- AUDIENCE: Awww. - Sorry.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40I'm only kidding!

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Now then, Bobby. Bobby, you're through to the next round.

0:30:43 > 0:30:46- You're through to the head-to-head. - Are we?- Whatever you score.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48- You don't want my word?- No, I do.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50I want your word, but I'm just telling you,

0:30:50 > 0:30:52even if you score 100 points,

0:30:52 > 0:30:54you won't overtake Keith and Orville's high score.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56But I couldn't have said, "Bob," could I?

0:30:56 > 0:30:58But I'm not going to say that.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00I'm going to say...

0:31:03 > 0:31:05..bulb.

0:31:05 > 0:31:07- No, we've had boob. - You haven't. B-U-L-B.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10- Oh, bulb! I'm so sorry. Bulb! - No, no, not "bulb".

0:31:10 > 0:31:12- Not "bulb".- BOOLB!

0:31:12 > 0:31:15- "Oh, it's a bulb!" It's a boolb! - It's a boolb!

0:31:15 > 0:31:17- Bulb.- Yes, you've got it. - You've got it.

0:31:17 > 0:31:20I've got... I think I've got it. I've got it.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23OK. We're looking for words beginning and ending in B.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25- And you are giving me bulb.- Boolb.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Let's see how many people said bulb.

0:31:31 > 0:31:32It's absolutely right.

0:31:34 > 0:31:38Right down, right down. Go on. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!

0:31:38 > 0:31:3911!

0:31:39 > 0:31:4111 takes your total up to 28. Very well done.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44Not a word, Bob. Not a word. It's a name, innit?

0:31:44 > 0:31:46Well played, Bobby, good answer.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52See if you got any of these at home. There's a few of them.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53Some of them you won't have heard.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Bafflegab, which is a word for pretentious jargon, apparently.

0:31:56 > 0:32:00Bathtub would've been a pointless answer, would've been an absolute cracker.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Bedaub, to daub something.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05Er, bicarb, breadcrumb also would have been a very good pointless answer.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08And brewpub. And bub as well - the American...

0:32:08 > 0:32:10If you call someone "bub", that would've been a pointless,

0:32:10 > 0:32:13so well done if you got any of those at home.

0:32:13 > 0:32:16- That felt a bit like a normal show for us there.- Little bit, yeah.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18- That was weird.- It was good. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:32:18 > 0:32:21So, at the end of Round Two, our losing pair with the highest score,

0:32:21 > 0:32:25I'm afraid, Keith and Orville, it's you. I'm so sorry.

0:32:25 > 0:32:27- I mean, a lovely answer from you there, Keith.- Thank you.

0:32:27 > 0:32:31- I'm sorry, Orville. Barbie, she's let you down.- I know.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I can't help it, you know.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35I've not been well.

0:32:35 > 0:32:37- I've not.- He hasn't.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39ORVILLE LAUGHS

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- A-ha.- Anyway, Keith and Orville, thank you so much for joining our celebrity special.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Brilliant contestants, thank you.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51But for the remaining two celebrity pairs,

0:32:51 > 0:32:54things are about to get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:00 > 0:33:03Congratulations, Gareth and Norman, Tommy and Bobby.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05You are now only one round away from the final

0:33:05 > 0:33:07and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:33:07 > 0:33:09which currently stands at £2,500.

0:33:09 > 0:33:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:13 > 0:33:14You'll now go head-to-head.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17The first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot,

0:33:17 > 0:33:20but the big news is you are now allowed to confer.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23OK. Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27APPLAUSE

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:33:35 > 0:33:36Seaside Locations. Richard.

0:33:36 > 0:33:39Yes, for this question, we're going to show you five pictures

0:33:39 > 0:33:42of famous locations at the British seaside.

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Can you tell us in which town or city you would find the following five things?

0:33:45 > 0:33:48The most obscure answer will win the point.

0:33:48 > 0:33:50Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five locations.

0:33:50 > 0:33:52And here they come - we have got...

0:34:05 > 0:34:07OK, so there they are. Gareth and Norman,

0:34:07 > 0:34:10you've played best throughout the show so far, so you go first.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Do you want to go safe or do you want to go risky, Gareth?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16I want to kind of go safe/risky.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19Well, I know the boys will know A and D completely.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22I think I know B, which I think is the hardest.

0:34:22 > 0:34:23But I could be wrong.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Then go for E.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29- OK. We'll go for E, then.- Yeah. - Think you know what it is?- Yes.

0:34:29 > 0:34:31Yes, it's the Taj Mahal.

0:34:31 > 0:34:33LAUGHTER

0:34:33 > 0:34:35The Taj Mahal's in Brighton?

0:34:35 > 0:34:37- Oh, yeah, that one. - E is Brighton.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40OK, Gareth and Norman are saying E, Brighton.

0:34:40 > 0:34:42Now, Tommy and Bobby, you can talk us through the board.

0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Fill in all the blanks for us. - What, tell you where everywhere is?

0:34:45 > 0:34:48You can go through all of them, then say which one you want to submit.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51A is Morecambe.

0:34:51 > 0:34:54- How'd you get that?- How'd you get that?- What do you...?

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Please, I'm doing my part here - don't interrupt.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58LAUGHTER

0:34:58 > 0:34:59D?

0:34:59 > 0:35:00D, mm.

0:35:00 > 0:35:02Toughie.

0:35:02 > 0:35:03- Blackpool!- Ah.

0:35:04 > 0:35:05C.

0:35:05 > 0:35:09- Tommy? - HE LAUGHS

0:35:09 > 0:35:11Oh, it's tricky.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14- Scarborough? I don't know. Maybe. - That's all right.- Yeah.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16And B, Rhyl.

0:35:16 > 0:35:18Which one do you want to go for?

0:35:18 > 0:35:19Oh, of course, we're going for A.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21- You're going to say A, Morecambe?- Yeah.

0:35:21 > 0:35:25Right you are. So we have E, Brighton, and A, Morecambe.

0:35:25 > 0:35:27Gareth and Norman said Brighton.

0:35:27 > 0:35:29Let's see if that's right

0:35:29 > 0:35:32and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Brighton.

0:35:34 > 0:35:35Absolutely right.

0:35:38 > 0:35:40- 41.- Ooh!

0:35:41 > 0:35:4341 for Brighton.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48Tommy and Bobby have gone for Morecambe. A, Morecambe.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it if it is.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54Of course, it's right. 41's what it has to beat.

0:35:54 > 0:35:5668.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:58 > 0:35:59Well done, boys.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Well done, Gareth and Norman. After one question, you are up one-nil.

0:36:02 > 0:36:05Yeah, that was a big scorer, Morecambe.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07Norman, you were thinking of going for a risky one?

0:36:07 > 0:36:09I thought B might be Lyme Regis.

0:36:09 > 0:36:10You are right. It is Lyme Regis.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Well done. It would've scored 10 points.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14It would've been a terrific answer.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17The one that everyone's having trouble with is C.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- It's not Scarborough, it's Broadstairs in Kent.- Is it? Right.

0:36:20 > 0:36:23That would have scored 3 points, so that would've been terrific.

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Best answer on the board, that.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27And D, as you rightly said,

0:36:27 > 0:36:28Blackpool.

0:36:29 > 0:36:3391 people recognising that. That's a lot.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Here comes our second question.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Tommy and Bobby, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42- NORMAN:- Come on, lads. - Best of luck. It concerns...

0:36:44 > 0:36:46LAUGHTER

0:36:46 > 0:36:48Paul Daniels. Richard?

0:36:48 > 0:36:51We'll show you five clues to facts about magician and TV presenter Paul Daniels.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Can you pick the most obscure answer?

0:36:53 > 0:36:56OK, and to read out the clues to facts about Paul Daniels,

0:36:56 > 0:36:58here's the man himself - Mr Paul Daniels!

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Ha-haaa!

0:37:01 > 0:37:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Paul, how are you? Welcome, welcome.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- PAUL:- You're supposed to be there. - No, no, you come here.

0:37:07 > 0:37:09- Oh, I'M here?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11You're here.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15How honoured you must be to be in my presence.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Lovely to see you, lads.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20OK, the questions are all about Paul Daniels.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22And these are the questions...

0:37:22 > 0:37:26I married my lovely assistant in 1988.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30My Polish dancing partner on Strictly Come Dancing...

0:37:30 > 0:37:33which was a mistake - I asked for a pole dancer, I got a Polish dancer.

0:37:33 > 0:37:34Right.

0:37:34 > 0:37:40What was my first...? What IS my first given name, when I were born?

0:37:40 > 0:37:45And I had a children's TV show, featured a magical, talking cone,

0:37:45 > 0:37:48if you like, in about the 1980s. You know?

0:37:48 > 0:37:52And then my three words in my catchphrase, that follow,

0:37:52 > 0:37:53"You'll like this..."

0:37:53 > 0:37:56All righty. Do you want to hear them again? Yes, you do.

0:37:56 > 0:37:57OK, from the top.

0:37:57 > 0:38:02What is the name of my lovely assistant who I married in 1988?

0:38:02 > 0:38:06What was the name of my Polish dancing partner on Strictly?

0:38:06 > 0:38:08My first given name at birth -

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- which even- I - am struggling to remember.

0:38:11 > 0:38:14My 1980s children's television show

0:38:14 > 0:38:17that featured a magical, talking cone shape.

0:38:17 > 0:38:22And my three words in my catchphrase that follow, "You'll like this..."

0:38:22 > 0:38:27So there we are - five clues to facts about Paul Daniels' life.

0:38:27 > 0:38:29This time, Tommy and Bobby, you go first.

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Do it.

0:38:30 > 0:38:32Er, it's...

0:38:32 > 0:38:35"My lovely assistant whom I married in 1988,"

0:38:35 > 0:38:38Debbie McGee. The lovely Debbie McGee.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41"The lovely Debbie McGee," say Tommy and Bobby.

0:38:41 > 0:38:44Gareth and Norman, you can talk us through the board, if you like.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Um, yes.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Very little talking to be done, I'm afraid.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50"My Polish..." Nope, sorry.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54"First given name at birth..."

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Can't say that aloud on early-evening TV.- Nope.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59"'80s..."

0:38:59 > 0:39:02The talking cone...

0:39:02 > 0:39:05We can only do the bottom one, I'm afraid, Paul.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07"Not a lot."

0:39:07 > 0:39:10OK, so Gareth and Norman are going to go for "Not a lot."

0:39:10 > 0:39:11Debbie McGee versus "Not a lot."

0:39:11 > 0:39:13Tommy and Bobby have gone for Debbie McGee.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15Let's see if that's right

0:39:15 > 0:39:18and, if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23- Ooh, 75!- Oh!

0:39:23 > 0:39:26That's not good! You'll beat that, boys.

0:39:27 > 0:39:29Now then...

0:39:29 > 0:39:32- you have to win this question to stay in the game, Tommy and Bobby. - I know.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Gareth and Norman have gone for "Not a lot."

0:39:34 > 0:39:36"Not a lot." Let's see if that's right

0:39:36 > 0:39:39and, if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:39:41 > 0:39:43It's right. Will it beat 75?

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Yes, it will. 65 for "Not a lot."

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Just. Just.

0:39:50 > 0:39:54Which means, Gareth and Norman, after only two questions,

0:39:54 > 0:39:56you are through to the final, two-nil. Very well done.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Paul, will you fill in the board for us?

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Do I know the answers? Yes, I do.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04My Polish dancing partner on Strictly was Ola. Ola Jordan.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07And my first given name at birth, that's a toughie.

0:40:07 > 0:40:10- I think I know that. Can I have a guess at that?- Go on, then.

0:40:10 > 0:40:11I think it is Newton.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Indeed. And my real full name was Newton Edward Daniels.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19Nice.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22But it wouldn't fit on the poster, so that was that.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24And then my 1980s children's TV show

0:40:24 > 0:40:27featured a magical talking cone was Wizbit.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30AMERICAN ACCENT: Hi there, my name's Wizbit.

0:40:30 > 0:40:34I come from the Planet of Wow! I'm only here for a year and a day!

0:40:34 > 0:40:35I'm going now.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Paul Daniels, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks so much for coming on.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Lovely to see you.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:46 > 0:40:49Yeah, Ola would have scored five, Wizbit four

0:40:49 > 0:40:53and Newton, actually the best answer on the board worth two points.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56So well done if you got all five of those especially.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Thanks Richard. So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head,

0:40:59 > 0:41:00I'm afraid it's Tommy and Bobby.

0:41:00 > 0:41:04- Thank you.- You've done very well, after our first round. Whoo!

0:41:04 > 0:41:09- That was a marathon!- Only because Bobby Davro were putting me off.

0:41:09 > 0:41:11- I knew a lot of them!- Yeah.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I think you did, but Tommy and Bobby,

0:41:13 > 0:41:15thank you so much for playing.

0:41:15 > 0:41:18It's been lovely having you on the show. Tommy and Bobby.

0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Thank you.- Thank you! Well done, lads.

0:41:22 > 0:41:25But for Gareth and Norman, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31Congratulations, Gareth and Norman,

0:41:31 > 0:41:34you've fought off all the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:41:40 > 0:41:44You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities

0:41:44 > 0:41:48and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:41:48 > 0:41:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:53 > 0:41:56Well, you've done so well. You've made it through the show.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59- We beat a stuffed bird. - Stuffed bird did pretty well.

0:41:59 > 0:42:02- Very well!- No more said against the stuffed bird.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04And Orville!

0:42:05 > 0:42:08Orville, not bad at all! Very best of luck to you.

0:42:08 > 0:42:11To win the money, you have to find a pointless answer.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13We haven't had any on the show tonight.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15You only need to find one now

0:42:15 > 0:42:18and you will go away with that £2,500 for your charities.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Firstly you've got to choose a category

0:42:20 > 0:42:23and you have a choice of five options, and they are...

0:42:33 > 0:42:34What do you think, Gareth?

0:42:34 > 0:42:37Well, I think...the Periodic Table,

0:42:37 > 0:42:39yep, maybe not.

0:42:39 > 0:42:43Turner Prize, I don't know. Erm...

0:42:43 > 0:42:48I certainly know that we both really love the game of golf.

0:42:48 > 0:42:52Number one albums, another one, not too bad an area!

0:42:52 > 0:42:54- But, erm...- What do you think?

0:42:56 > 0:42:59- I'll go with your choice. - Don't put the weight on me!

0:42:59 > 0:43:03It's crushing me with responsibility and fear. Erm...

0:43:03 > 0:43:052012 Golf. Norman, are you happy with that?

0:43:05 > 0:43:09- All right, let's do the golf. - All right, we'll do the golf.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Let's find out what the question is.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:43:17 > 0:43:19..as they could. Richard.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Yeah, we're looking for any of the 95 players

0:43:22 > 0:43:26who took part in the 2012 US Masters at Augusta, please.

0:43:26 > 0:43:30Any of the players who took part in the US Masters this year.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33There's an awful lot of pointless answers, so very best of luck.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36OK, you have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:43:36 > 0:43:39and all you need to win that £2,500 for your charities

0:43:39 > 0:43:42is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Okey-doke, yes.

0:43:45 > 0:43:47Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:43:47 > 0:43:50- Your time starts now.- So, Rory.

0:43:50 > 0:43:53McIlroy, we'll keep away from the obvious ones.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55I know a couple of quite obscure ones.

0:43:55 > 0:43:58Kevin Na, who did very well this year but I don't know

0:43:58 > 0:44:01if people would have known him before that.

0:44:01 > 0:44:06Manassero is a young Italian player, he's about 19, who played this year.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08I think they're two that we could,

0:44:08 > 0:44:10you know...most people possibly wouldn't know.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12Can you think of anybody else?

0:44:12 > 0:44:15Er, there was the 18-year-old amateur

0:44:15 > 0:44:19who actually featured quite heavily in the coverage,

0:44:19 > 0:44:20whose name is...

0:44:20 > 0:44:22- Whose name is not in my brain.- Yes!

0:44:22 > 0:44:25Just escaping at the moment, which is a bit ominous.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29So, I suppose...

0:44:29 > 0:44:33- Bo Van Pelt? Has kind of a ring to it.- I'd say it's got a coat to it!

0:44:33 > 0:44:35NORMAN LAUGHS

0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Try that.- Try those three? - Yeah, go for Rory first.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41- Are you happy with those three? - I think we are.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- Shall we stop the clock? - BOTH: Yeah.- OK, we shall.

0:44:44 > 0:44:48Clock is stopped. We were looking for 2012 US Masters competitors.

0:44:48 > 0:44:50I now need your three answers.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52- Kevin Na.- Kevin Na.

0:44:52 > 0:44:54- Bo Van Pelt.- Bo Van Pelt.

0:44:54 > 0:44:57And Manassero is the surname, is that OK just to give you a surname?

0:44:57 > 0:45:00- I need first name and surname, I'm afraid.- Rory McIlroy.

0:45:00 > 0:45:05- That's not his first name!- Instead of...we don't know his first name.

0:45:05 > 0:45:08It's something like Man... Manolo or something Manassero.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11- Barry!- But you're going to submit Rory McIlroy.- Yeah.- There we are.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13- You got some other good answers.- Hope so.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Of those three, which do you think is most likely to be pointless?

0:45:16 > 0:45:18Kevin Na, probably.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20Kevin Na, shall we put him last?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23And your least likely to be pointless?

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Rory McIlroy, we'll put him first.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29OK, let's put those up on the board in that order, and here they are.

0:45:29 > 0:45:30We have got...

0:45:34 > 0:45:37There we are. We were looking for 2012 US Masters competitors.

0:45:37 > 0:45:41Rory McIlroy's your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44You only have to find one, remember, to win that jackpot of £2,500,

0:45:44 > 0:45:47so let's see how many people said Rory McIlroy.

0:45:50 > 0:45:53Well, it's correct. It's a good start.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56Down it goes. Into the 40s.

0:45:56 > 0:46:00If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,500.

0:46:00 > 0:46:0116!

0:46:01 > 0:46:0316!

0:46:03 > 0:46:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:08 > 0:46:10That's kind of useful, that tells us

0:46:10 > 0:46:12how much our 100 people know about the 2012 US Masters.

0:46:12 > 0:46:1616 of them got Rory McIlroy. Not a pointless answer.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19I think you'd have been surprised if that had been pointless.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:46:21 > 0:46:23Gareth, what's your charity?

0:46:23 > 0:46:26- Erm, it's the British Heart Foundation.- Very good, and Norman?

0:46:26 > 0:46:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:32 > 0:46:37- My charity's the Meningitis Research Foundation.- Very good.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Two excellent charities there.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42Let's hope one of your two remaining answers

0:46:42 > 0:46:44will win that jackpot for them.

0:46:44 > 0:46:47So let's see. Your next answer, Bo Van Pelt.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51We were looking for 2012 US Masters competitors.

0:46:51 > 0:46:53This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:46:53 > 0:46:57For £2,500, let's see how many people said Bo Van Pelt.

0:46:59 > 0:47:04OK, it's right. Rory McIlroy took us all the way down to 16.

0:47:04 > 0:47:07Bo Van Pelt now taking us down into the 20s, into the teens.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,500.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Yes! You've done it!

0:47:13 > 0:47:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:15 > 0:47:17Very well done, that's brilliant.

0:47:17 > 0:47:21Richly deserved, and on your second question as well.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Brilliant.

0:47:27 > 0:47:31Many, many congratulations, Bo Van Pelt was a pointless answer,

0:47:31 > 0:47:35which means you win that jackpot of £2,500. Very, very well done.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:41 > 0:47:43Brilliantly well played, Gareth and Norman.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46The show started off rather slowly, didn't it, in Round One,

0:47:46 > 0:47:47but it's ended with a bang.

0:47:47 > 0:47:50Very well deserved. Kevin Na, also a pointless answer.

0:47:52 > 0:47:56APPLAUSE

0:47:56 > 0:47:59I suspect you could have kept on giving us pointless answers.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01The Italian you're thinking of is Mateo Manassero.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03Didn't play this year.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Has played before, will play again, will win it one day, I suspect,

0:48:06 > 0:48:09but wouldn't have been a correct answer on this occasion.

0:48:09 > 0:48:12The amateur you're talking about is Patrick Cantlay who did very well.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15He was a pointless answer. Lots of pointless answers, very famous...

0:48:15 > 0:48:16Jim Furyk, Sergio Garcia,

0:48:16 > 0:48:20Charl Schwartzel, Geoff Ogilvy, Steve Stricker, all those were pointless.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22Let's look at a few more up here.

0:48:22 > 0:48:26All three of these former Masters champions.

0:48:26 > 0:48:28Angel Cabrera, Ben Crenshaw's won it twice,

0:48:28 > 0:48:31Bernhard Langer's won it twice. They would have won the money.

0:48:31 > 0:48:34Edoardo Molinari, he was Italian, he did play.

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Mike Weir, the Canadian former champion. Sandy Lyle.

0:48:36 > 0:48:38Former champion from Scotland.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42Sang-Moon Bae, the Korean player, his first Masters. Stewart Cink,

0:48:42 > 0:48:47who won the Open in 2009 and the Dane Thomas Bjorn, all of those pointless.

0:48:47 > 0:48:49Very well done if you got any of those at home,

0:48:49 > 0:48:51but well done, guys. That is terrific.

0:48:51 > 0:48:53Thanks very much. Thank you.

0:48:54 > 0:48:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Thanks once again to our winning celebrities,

0:49:00 > 0:49:05Gareth and Norman, who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:49:05 > 0:49:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:09 > 0:49:12And a huge thank you to our other celebrity pairs,

0:49:12 > 0:49:14Bobby and Kenny, Keith and Orville and Tommy and Bobby.

0:49:14 > 0:49:18Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:49:18 > 0:49:20- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:49:20 > 0:49:22And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

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