Episode 3

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:29 > 0:00:33and welcome to a Saturday night soap opera edition of Pointless,

0:00:33 > 0:00:36the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Every question has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42To have a chance of winning our jackpot,

0:00:42 > 0:00:47our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of those 100 people thought of.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52APPLAUSE

0:00:54 > 0:00:58First up, we welcome Ken Morley and Steve Arnold.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59APPLAUSE

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Ken and Steve, we know you from Coronation Street

0:01:05 > 0:01:08where Ken played Reg Holdsworth and Steve played Ashley Peacock.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Ken's character Reg left the show in 1995 to start a new life in Lowestoft.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Any chance of returning?

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Who can say? I don't know. I've aged a bit since then. I'm almost 53 now.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Lowestoft will do that to a man. - It's the fish.- It is, yes.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- What will be good for you, Ken? - Canals.- No-one's said that before.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I like the way he said that so quickly as well.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Like a man suspiciously looking at my question sheet.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Steven?- Boxing and football. Sport, basically.- OK.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Boxing particularly? That came out first.- Yeah.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48- Are there any things you're dreading?- Yeah, pretty much everything bar that.

0:01:48 > 0:01:53- LAUGHTER - Very best of luck, Ken and Steven. It's lovely having you on the show.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57- Next, please welcome John Altman and Dean Gaffney. - APPLAUSE

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Obviously, we know you from EastEnders

0:02:03 > 0:02:09where John, you played Nasty Nick Cotton, the son of Dot, and Dean, you played Robbie Jackson.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Dean, what are you hoping is going to come up today?- Rivers.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- To go with Ken's canals?- I'm joking.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Anything to do with movies and, like Steven, anything to do with sport.

0:02:20 > 0:02:25OK, movies and sport. Any other surprising areas of expertise?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Um...no.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33- John, what would be great for you? - A bit of gardening maybe. I'm quite a keen gardener.

0:02:33 > 0:02:38I've got a patio garden and it's amazing the wildlife you get on a patio garden.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42For example, the stag beetle. Have you ever encountered one?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Yeah, they're quite scary. - If they were as big as a tank, they'd be lethal.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49LAUGHTER

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- It's true.- He's good, isn't he?

0:02:52 > 0:02:57Yeah, because that is actually true. If the stag beetle was as big as a tank, it would be lethal.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02- Terrifying.- That's official. An ant as big as a tank would be fairly frightening.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Don't you think?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- A koala, lovely...- Uh-huh. - But the size of a tank?- Aaaagh!

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Terrifying.- Killer Koala - coming to a movie house near you!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17You know what? We're in a room full of actors.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Killer Koala - is anybody in?

0:03:19 > 0:03:24- You want to make some money? - There we go. That's how I can tell you're actors. Yeah, yeah.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Killer Koala, I could do it. Sounds good as well. Killer Koala? - Not bad, is it?- Yeah.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32John, Dean, very best of luck. Lovely having you on the show.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37- Next, please welcome Matt Littler and Darren Jeffries. - APPLAUSE

0:03:41 > 0:03:47We know you both from Hollyoaks where Matt played Max Cunningham and Darren played OB.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Matt, there's no going back for Max. He got hit by a car on his wedding day.- It happens.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I bet you could come back. Just come back with a crutch.

0:03:55 > 0:04:01There have been a few ghosts in Hollyoaks. It would probably be a ghost thing.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Darren, you could return.- Yeah, maybe, maybe. I couldn't leave Matt.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10- No.- I could never do it. If Matt can't go back, I can't go back. That's how it is.- Wow!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- That's it?- We're joined at the hip.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17OK. How do you fancy Hollyoaks's chances today?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21We've heard from Corrie, we've heard from EastEnders. What do you think?

0:04:21 > 0:04:25- We're quietly confident. It can go either way.- Don't say that.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28We're not confident at all. It could go really wrong.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Let's lower our expectations. - We didn't talk about this.- No.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35There are certain subjects we might be quite good on.

0:04:35 > 0:04:41- Tell us what they are.- Straight to video, '80s action films that were available in my local Blockbuster

0:04:41 > 0:04:44between the years of '89 and '94.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46They'd be good.

0:04:46 > 0:04:52- We did that on the last show, didn't we?- Without being too specific(!)- We did, yeah. Sadly.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57- We're film buffs, aren't we? - You've said that now!- Anything goes. - You've said the B-word.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Buff. He said "buffs". - We are quite buff.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02LAUGHTER

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Matt, Darren, a warm welcome to Pointless. Very best of luck.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Finally, we've got Dean Sullivan and Paul Usher.- Hello. APPLAUSE

0:05:14 > 0:05:21We know you from Brookside where you, Dean, played Jimmy Corkhill and, Paul, you played Barry Grant.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25We've heard from the other teams. What do you think of your rivals?

0:05:25 > 0:05:30I think we're going to have our work cut out here, Paul, do you think?

0:05:30 > 0:05:35I think we are. I've seen John with all kinds of books and this and that in the green room.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- He's been swotting up beforehand? - Yeah.- Looks like it, yeah.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- What's going to be good for you, Paul?- Train times.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Any particular line?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Well, just so we can get home.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55- Anything you'd particularly not like to see?- I wouldn't like to see you in the nude.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57LAUGHTER

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I didn't mean that.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Take that back. You would, you would. Come on.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- All right then, I would. - Really...- Listen, listen.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Everybody here would like to see you in the nude. Everyone would, wouldn't they?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13CHEERING

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Yeah, good, good. I'm not going to do it again(!)

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Welcome to the show, Dean and Paul. Very best of luck.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28Between them, our celebrities have murdered people, buried bodies under patios, been addicted to drugs,

0:06:28 > 0:06:33set fire to people's businesses, tried to kill their own mothers, taken dogs hostage,

0:06:33 > 0:06:38- all of which reminds me I've still to introduce my Pointless friend Richard.- Hiya. Hello.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- APPLAUSE - Hiya.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44So, four soap operas?

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- Yeah.- I sometimes think that Pointless is like a soap opera too.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- It is.- In that you don't realise that I'm sleeping with your wife.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56You find that out in about six episodes' time.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Do I?- You are furious!

0:07:00 > 0:07:04Do I set fire to your dressing room?

0:07:04 > 0:07:09- You try to, but unfortunately... - I come round drunk one night and try and make it up to my wife.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- And I try to glass you. - She's round at mine, by the way.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Yeah.- Where she's been the last couple of years, with all due respect.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23That's another one to add to the list of people who don't want to see you naked.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26LAUGHTER

0:07:26 > 0:07:30It should be a cracking show today, shouldn't it?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- You know the people I don't buy at all?- Who?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Dean and Paul, being all cool, being all, "Well, whatever happens."

0:07:37 > 0:07:43- Look at them. You've never seen two more steely gazes! They're in this to win this.- Thanks, Richard.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49Our questions have been put to 100 people before the show, but we want the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54To have a chance of winning our jackpot, our celebrities must score as few points as they can.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08As today's show is a celebrity special and each celebrity is playing for a nominated charity,

0:08:08 > 0:08:11we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:08:23 > 0:08:29In this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:08:29 > 0:08:35The pair with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated, so try and make sure that's not you.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Our first category for Round One is...

0:08:40 > 0:08:46American Soaps. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56OK, so our question concerns...

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Richard?- Yeah, what we're about to do is show you an image

0:09:04 > 0:09:08of characters from the soaps Dallas and Dynasty.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10You need to identify any of the actors.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Give us the name of any of the actors or actresses you see.

0:09:14 > 0:09:20A nice, obscure answer will score very few points, but an incorrect answer will score you 100 points.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Very, very best of luck.

0:09:22 > 0:09:28Now then, Steven and Ken, you all drew lots before the show and, today, you are going first.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32We are going to show you our two images and we have got...

0:09:33 > 0:09:39These two. We're looking for the name of any actor or actress from either of those pictures.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41There you are, Steven. Feast your eyes.

0:09:41 > 0:09:48The only one I actually know is really obvious, but I've got to go with Joan Collins.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- So many people have said that. - LAUGHTER

0:09:51 > 0:09:56OK, let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Joan Collins.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Absolutely right.

0:10:01 > 0:10:0356.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- APPLAUSE - It ain't bad, Steven, 56.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Well done, Steven. You did what you had to do. You avoided scoring 100 points.

0:10:10 > 0:10:16She played Alexis Carrington. That role was offered to Elizabeth Taylor, but she turned it down.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Then Sophia Loren also turned it down.

0:10:18 > 0:10:25- Wow!- Yeah.- Excellent. Now, John, a nice, obscure actor or actress from either of these pictures.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28How about Charlene Tilton?

0:10:28 > 0:10:34Charlene Tilton, says John. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Absolutely right.

0:10:42 > 0:10:4421.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46APPLAUSE

0:10:49 > 0:10:54- He has been reading, hasn't he? - Get that out of one of your books, did you?- OK, OK.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56She played Lucy Ewing in Dallas.

0:10:56 > 0:11:01- Matt?- Never even... No. I've not got a clue. I don't even think we were born.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- No.- No.- They don't know they were born.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06LAUGHTER

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Was Linda Evans in any of these soaps?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Linda Evans, says Matt.- That's all I've got. That's all I've got.

0:11:13 > 0:11:20OK, let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Linda Evans.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25It's right... Matt!

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Oh, wow, and down it goes. Look at that!

0:11:29 > 0:11:308.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33APPLAUSE

0:11:36 > 0:11:42- 8 of your points. Look at that! Well done, you. 8, that's brilliant. - Yeah, absolutely.

0:11:42 > 0:11:48- She played Krystle Carrington, so a very good answer.- Right.- That's a relief, isn't it?- A big relief.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Can you pick her out for us there?

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Is she the one in the white dress?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Yeah, why not? Why not? - All right, yeah.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Yeah, great.- There we go.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02OK, brilliant. Very good. Now, Paul, is this good for you?

0:12:02 > 0:12:08You know when you're a kid and the names come on the screen, I think this one stuck in my head.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I hope I'm right. John Forsythe.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said John Forsythe.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20It's right.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23That's a good answer, Paul.

0:12:25 > 0:12:267.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29APPLAUSE

0:12:31 > 0:12:357. The best score of the pass, Paul. Very well done. John Forsythe.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40Great answer, Paul. Best answer so far. He was Blake Carrington in Dynasty.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- Linda Evans' character was originally his secretary.- Hmm.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49- You'd have loved it. - Already I want to know more. Linda was his "secretary"?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52The stuff this lot got up to, honestly!

0:12:52 > 0:12:58I don't know how you would describe it. It was like a soap opera, some of the stuff that went on.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Thanks very much. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Paul and Dean looking very strong indeed on 7,

0:13:05 > 0:13:10Matt and Darren looking... Well, Matt looking very good on 8.

0:13:10 > 0:13:16- Darren, that means if you go out, it's going to be all your fault, Darren.- Yeah, I'm feeling that.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20With that score though, it might be enough to keep you in.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25You never know. Then we come up to 21 where we find John and Dean,

0:13:25 > 0:13:30then up to 56 where we find Steven and Ken. Ken, we need a low-scoring answer from you.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:13:37 > 0:13:42So, remember, we're looking for the names of any of these Dallas or Dynasty actors or actresses.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Now then, Dean...

0:13:44 > 0:13:49Paul got us off to a fantastic start and I really don't want to throw that away

0:13:49 > 0:13:52because I'm torn between two answers,

0:13:52 > 0:13:55one that I'm nearly 100% certain of

0:13:55 > 0:13:59and the other one that I could guess at, which I think would be right

0:13:59 > 0:14:02and would be a low score, but I don't want to take that gamble,

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- so I'm going to go for the one I think...- Take the gamble.- No, no.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Linda Gray.- Linda Gray, says Dean. Linda Gray.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Here comes your red line. If you get below it, you are in the next round.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Linda Gray, is it right, how many people said it?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's right.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25- You're in the next round. Very well done.- Yes!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- 17. Brilliant. - APPLAUSE

0:14:28 > 0:14:31It takes your total up to 24, Dean.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Well done, Dean, safely through. Linda Gray played Sue-Ellen.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- It was her legs on the poster for The Graduate.- No, was it?- Yeah.

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Good, good. Now, Darren, the moment of truth.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48The high scorers remain Ken and Steven on 56. You're on 8.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51If you can score 47 or less, you are in the next round.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55I think one of these people was in a reality TV show

0:14:55 > 0:14:57in the past sort of five years maybe,

0:14:57 > 0:15:02and I think it's the lady behind Joan Collins, but I don't know her name.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Oh!

0:15:03 > 0:15:08Then I'm thinking of a name... I don't even know if they're on there,

0:15:08 > 0:15:13but it's a name I know was associated with these kind of shows in the '80s, I think,

0:15:13 > 0:15:15so I'll say Farrah Fawcett.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20- Farrah Fawcett?- I think so, yeah. - Is it right, how many people said Farrah Fawcett?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh, bad luck, Darren.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- So who's Farrah Fawcett? - Hey, well, there's a mystery.

0:15:29 > 0:15:35Unfortunately, that's incorrect, so you score the maximum of 100 points. That takes your total up to 108.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Richard?- Yeah, tough luck. You've made Ken very happy.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43Farrah Fawcett, or Farrah Fawcett-Majors as she became, was an American actress

0:15:43 > 0:15:46at exactly the right time, but not in those pictures.

0:15:46 > 0:15:51- She was in Charlie's Angels probably most famously.- Of course, yes.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Along with John Forsythe. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Now, Dean, 21, you are. The high scorers are Darren and Matt on 108.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03A score of 86 or less will see you into the next round.

0:16:03 > 0:16:08I'm just going to have to go for a punt because that's the idea of the show,

0:16:08 > 0:16:11so I think I'm going to say Patrick Duffy.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Is it right? How many people said Patrick Duffy?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18It's right and you're through.

0:16:21 > 0:16:2335.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Not bad at all. It takes your total up to 56.

0:16:25 > 0:16:32Well played, Dean. He played Bobby Ewing. He gives hope to anyone. He got killed in a soap opera.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- How many times did he get killed? - He got killed, but he came back

0:16:35 > 0:16:38and the previous few seasons were written off as a dream.

0:16:38 > 0:16:45- Clever, isn't it?- That's good. OK, now then, Ken, your score is exactly the same as Dean and John's,

0:16:45 > 0:16:49but you've got to give an answer. The high scorers are Darren and Matt on 108.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53If you can score 51 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:16:53 > 0:16:59I only have one name. I never watched Dallas. I only know one guy who was famous for other things as well.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02It's Larry Hagman, isn't it? But everybody knows this.

0:17:02 > 0:17:06Let's see, Larry Hagman, how many people said it?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's right, obviously.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14You've done it! 46.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16APPLAUSE

0:17:16 > 0:17:20Well played, Ken. That takes your total up to 102. You're through.

0:17:20 > 0:17:26Well done, Ken. You only knew one, but you only needed to know one. He played JR Ewing, of course.

0:17:26 > 0:17:31- When he was shot, 350 million people watched that worldwide.- Wow!

0:17:31 > 0:17:36There are three pointless answers up there, one from Dallas and two from Dynasty.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41Very well done to anyone who said Jock Ewing who was played by Jim Davis.

0:17:41 > 0:17:46There is Claudia Blaisdel who was played by Pamela Bellwood. That was pointless.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49And the last pointless answer, Pamela Sue Martin who played Fallon.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54I'll take you through the rest of them. Heather Locklear would have scored you 3.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59Barbara Bel Geddes, who played Miss Ellie, scored 10, Victoria Principal scored 17

0:17:59 > 0:18:01and the rest we've already seen.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Very well done if you got them all.

0:18:04 > 0:18:10Thanks, Richard. At the end of the first round, our losing pair with the highest score, Darren and Matt.

0:18:10 > 0:18:15Bad luck. You did very well. That was a valiant attempt to get something right.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Farrah Fawcett was bang on in terms of vintage.

0:18:18 > 0:18:24Darren and Matt, I'm sorry we have to say goodbye, but great to have you on the show. Thanks for playing.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Darren and Matt, great contestants! - APPLAUSE

0:18:29 > 0:18:34But for the remaining three celebrity pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42There's only room for two celebrity pairs in our head-to-head round,

0:18:42 > 0:18:47so one of the teams will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:18:47 > 0:18:52That was a very revealing first round. Dean and Paul, you were right, very low scores.

0:18:52 > 0:18:5724 was your total. Look at that. Look at that steely resolve!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Just absolutely solid as a rock, the two of them.

0:19:00 > 0:19:06- Amazing, amazing. John and Dean also pretty solid as well, quite consistent there.- Yeah.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11Ken and Steven, not bad, but you had to go with Larry Hagman which brought your score up.

0:19:11 > 0:19:18My favourite thing about soap operas is when a brand-new actor comes back to play an old, established part.

0:19:18 > 0:19:23It's a part you know and a completely new actor turns up and nobody bats an eyelid at all.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27You'd never get away with that in our Pointless soap opera.

0:19:27 > 0:19:33We'd never get away with that, but well spotted if you saw that at home. I'm having a hot flush!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Thanks, Richard. - APPLAUSE

0:19:41 > 0:19:43So the category for Round Two is...

0:19:46 > 0:19:52Europeans. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:19:52 > 0:19:56And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00OK, our question concerns...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Famous French People. Richard?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09On each pass, we'll give you six clues to the identity

0:20:09 > 0:20:12of famous people born in France or on French territories.

0:20:12 > 0:20:18Can you name one of those famous French people? The more obscure your answer, the fewer points you score.

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Surnames will be accepted. - OK, thanks very much, Richard.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26We are looking for the names of these famous French people.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'll read those all one more time.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04There we are. Six clues to six different famous French people.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Now then, Steven...

0:21:10 > 0:21:14I'll go with the President of France in 2007 and it's...

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Is it Jacques...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23OK, I'm just going to say...

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Jacques Claude.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Jacques Claude?- That was close.

0:21:27 > 0:21:33Jacques Claude, says Steven. Jacques Claude, President of France in 2007.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many said Jacques Claude.

0:21:38 > 0:21:44- Bad luck, Steven. Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, as you probably knew.- Yes.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- That scores 100 points.- I'll give the correct answer after the pass

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- in case someone else wants to answer the same one.- OK.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Dean, how are the famous French looking behind me?

0:21:54 > 0:22:00The most frustrating thing is that when you tell me the answer of "sex symbol known as BB",

0:22:00 > 0:22:02I will know it.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- You will after I've told you it, yes.- Of course.

0:22:05 > 0:22:10But I'm going to tackle the question of President of France in 2007

0:22:10 > 0:22:15and I'm taking a punt, it's just a name I've heard, I don't even know if this person is French,

0:22:15 > 0:22:20but I'm going to go with it. Nicolas Sarkozy?

0:22:20 > 0:22:26Nicolas Sarkozy, says Dean. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30Absolutely right, Dean.

0:22:33 > 0:22:3524.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37APPLAUSE Wow!

0:22:39 > 0:22:4024.

0:22:40 > 0:22:46Good answer. Well played, Dean. This game does funny things to the brain. You can doubt yourself so easily.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Steven, I think you were thinking of Jacques Chirac.- Yeah.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53He was a President of France.

0:22:53 > 0:22:58Dean, you're the last person to have this board, so you can talk us through it if you like.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Fill in any blanks.

0:23:00 > 0:23:06Well, I think I know the answers to a few of them.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09The Emperor exiled to Elba is Napoleon.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12The sex symbol known as BB is Brigitte Bardot.

0:23:12 > 0:23:17And I think I'll go for the singer who was known as Little Sparrow - Edith Piaf.

0:23:17 > 0:23:23Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer - Edith Piaf.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Absolutely right.

0:23:30 > 0:23:3123.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34APPLAUSE Not bad.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Best score of the pass, Dean. 23 for Edith Piaf.

0:23:37 > 0:23:41Well done, Dean. Took us nicely through the board as well.

0:23:41 > 0:23:47At her funeral in 1963, it was the first time they stopped the traffic in Paris since the end of the war.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49That's how regarded she was in France.

0:23:49 > 0:23:56The Emperor exiled to Elba, absolutely right, was Napoleon. That would have scored you 46 points.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00You were right about Brigitte Bardot but that's a huge score - 66 points.

0:24:00 > 0:24:05The Impressionist with the famous garden was Claude Monet. That would have scored you 12 points.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09And the director of Breathless is the best answer on the board.

0:24:09 > 0:24:15It is Jean-Luc Godard. 4 points. Very well done if you got that at home and if you got all of them.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Thanks, Richard. Let's have a look at the scores.

0:24:18 > 0:24:2323, the best score of the pass, Dean and Paul looking pretty strong on the strength of that.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Dean and John looking good on 24,

0:24:27 > 0:24:33then Steven and Ken quite a long way ahead there with 100, but anything can happen in the next pass.

0:24:33 > 0:24:39Ken, if we can have a low-scoring answer from you, it might be enough to keep you in the game.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Good luck. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:24:45 > 0:24:51OK, let's put six more famous French people on the board. Here they are. We have got...

0:24:51 > 0:24:53HE READS THE LIST

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I'll read those all one last time.

0:25:31 > 0:25:38We are looking for the names of these famous French people and the one the fewest people knew.

0:25:38 > 0:25:44Paul, you're on 23. The high scorers are on 100. A score of 76 or less from you

0:25:44 > 0:25:50- will keep you from becoming the new high scorers. - I think I know a couple of them.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54I'm going to play safe, I hope.

0:25:54 > 0:26:01The first one, nicknamed Maid of Orleans, is it Joan of Arc?

0:26:01 > 0:26:07Joan of Arc, says Paul. Here is your red line, Paul. Get below that and you are through.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Joan of Arc. Is it right and how many people said it?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15It's right... and you are through. Well done.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- 50.- Well played.

0:26:18 > 0:26:2150 takes your total up to 73.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25Well played, Paul. Tactically very astute.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29She was burnt at the stake in Rouen in 1431.

0:26:29 > 0:26:35Good answer, Paul. Great score. Now then, John, the high scorers remain on 100. You're on 24.

0:26:35 > 0:26:4075 is your target score for this answer and you're through.

0:26:40 > 0:26:45- What do you think of that board? - There's a couple there that I like.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51I'm going to go for one that I think a lot of people wouldn't know, but I know

0:26:51 > 0:26:54because he became an actor. Eric Cantona.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Eric Cantona, you're going to say. - The footballer at Manchester Utd.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Eric Cantona. Is that right? How many people said it?

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Yup, you're through.

0:27:07 > 0:27:0929 that scores you.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Takes your total up to 53.

0:27:13 > 0:27:19Well played, John. One of the greatest foreigners ever to play in the Premiership.

0:27:19 > 0:27:25- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Ken...- Yes.

0:27:25 > 0:27:32- I'm afraid I have grave news. - Oh, go on.- You are our high scorers even before I take your answer.

0:27:32 > 0:27:37- Yes.- But, on a brighter note, maybe there's a nice low-scoring answer

0:27:37 > 0:27:44that you can go out in a blaze of glory. You can talk us through it and fill in any blanks.

0:27:44 > 0:27:49Well, I'm... The bottom one is Stravinsky's old girlfriend,

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Chanel, I think.

0:27:51 > 0:27:56The philosopher who wrote, "I think therefore I am," is possibly Sartre.

0:27:56 > 0:28:03And the philosopher who wrote The Second Sex I think is his girlfriend Simone...Signoret?

0:28:03 > 0:28:08I can't remember her name properly now. So it's a bit dodgy, really.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11The easy one is Chanel, I suppose.

0:28:11 > 0:28:14"I think therefore I am." Descartes?

0:28:14 > 0:28:19Oh... Well, I'll have to go for the easy one. Coco Chanel.

0:28:19 > 0:28:26She launched the scent No.5 in the 1920s. Is Chanel right and how many said it? No red line

0:28:26 > 0:28:29because you're our high scorers.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32It's right.

0:28:34 > 0:28:3547.

0:28:36 > 0:28:41- 47 takes your total up to 147. - Yes, it does.- Richard?

0:28:41 > 0:28:48- Well played, Ken. You could have risked, "I think therefore I am." It is Descartes.- Was it?

0:28:48 > 0:28:51It would have scored 11 points.

0:28:51 > 0:28:57The philosopher who wrote The Second Sex was Simone, but it was Simone de Beauvoir.

0:28:57 > 0:29:02That would have scored 4 points. The best answer was the skier.

0:29:02 > 0:29:07- It was Jean-Claude Killy. - Of course(!)- For one point.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09Very well done if you got those.

0:29:09 > 0:29:15Thanks, Richard. So at the end of Round 2, the losing celebrity pair I'm sorry to say is Ken and Steven.

0:29:15 > 0:29:19When you're stood up here, your mind goes completely blank.

0:29:19 > 0:29:25- It's been lovely having you. Thank you so much for playing. - Thank you. Cheers.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:27 > 0:29:34But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the Head to Head.

0:29:38 > 0:29:43Congratulations, Dean, Paul, John and Dean. You are one round from the final

0:29:43 > 0:29:48and a chance to play for our jackpot which stands at £2,500.

0:29:51 > 0:29:57So you are now going to go head to head and the first pair to win two questions

0:29:57 > 0:30:02will play for the jackpot. You're now allowed to confer. That's the good news.

0:30:02 > 0:30:09Well, we've got Dean and Paul, consistently low scoring. You've had a great show, actually.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12If this was a soap opera fight, who would you fancy?

0:30:12 > 0:30:17- And what would your tactics be? - I still fancy you.- Come now...

0:30:18 > 0:30:21Let's play the Head to Head.

0:30:26 > 0:30:32OK, here comes your first question and it concerns... wartime slogans.

0:30:32 > 0:30:40- Wartime slogans, Richard? - Five slogans commonly used in WWII, but we've left out the last word.

0:30:40 > 0:30:46- Can you fill it in and pick the most obscure?- OK, let's reveal our five slogans with missing words.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- We have got... - HE READS THE LIST

0:30:59 > 0:31:02I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12Dean and Paul, you've played best so far, so you get to go first.

0:31:12 > 0:31:16Em... There's a couple of obvious ones.

0:31:16 > 0:31:20Probably about three obvious ones and two pretty obscure ones.

0:31:20 > 0:31:24But I think we'll go for make do and mend.

0:31:24 > 0:31:28Make do and mend say Dean and Paul.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32Now then, John and Dean, you can talk us through the board.

0:31:32 > 0:31:37Coughs and sneezes spread... It's so obvious. Is it germs?

0:31:37 > 0:31:41I love that coughs and sneezes spread.

0:31:41 > 0:31:46- Remember I wasn't born at this point.- What?! I wasn't either!

0:31:46 > 0:31:51- I'll let you... - I'm torn between two, actually.

0:31:51 > 0:31:57One I've not heard, but I'm taking a wild guess at the last letter. It's the bottom one.

0:31:57 > 0:32:03It's a rhyming thing, I think. But it's not as common as the top one.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07- Lend a hand on the land.- Lend a hand on the land, say John and Dean.

0:32:07 > 0:32:13So, Dean and Paul have said make do and mend. Is that right and how many people said it?

0:32:19 > 0:32:2071.

0:32:23 > 0:32:2771. That's high for make do and mend. 71.

0:32:27 > 0:32:33Now then, John and Dean. You said lend a hand on the land.

0:32:33 > 0:32:37Is that right? How many said it? 71's what you've got to beat.

0:32:39 > 0:32:41It's right.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44And you've won the question.

0:32:45 > 0:32:4717!

0:32:50 > 0:32:55- Well played, John and Dean. 1-0. - I'd never heard it before.

0:32:55 > 0:33:01- But you were right about the rhyme. - Yeah, thank God. It's not a very common one, is it?

0:33:01 > 0:33:06It's not. It scored 17 and I guess a lot were going with the rhyme.

0:33:06 > 0:33:12It was from the Ministry of Agriculture and helped bring in a record harvest in 1942.

0:33:12 > 0:33:17250,000 schoolchildren and 100,000 adults helped bring in that harvest.

0:33:17 > 0:33:23Dig for victory. That was another Ministry of Agriculture one. You whispered that to Dean. 47.

0:33:23 > 0:33:29You also whispered the biggest answer - coughs and sneezes spread diseases - which scored 83.

0:33:29 > 0:33:37- Of course! - And the best answer on the board was look out in the blackout.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40- Ah!- Just three points. Well done if you got that.

0:33:40 > 0:33:48Thanks very much, Richard. Dean and Paul, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Here it comes. It concerns...Cliff Richard.

0:33:51 > 0:33:56- Oh!- Cliff Richard, Richard.- Moving gradually through the decades here.

0:33:56 > 0:34:01We'll give you five clues to facts about Cliff. Pick the most obscure.

0:34:01 > 0:34:05OK, here come our five facts about Cliff Richard.

0:34:05 > 0:34:07HE READS THE LIST

0:34:15 > 0:34:18I'll read those all again.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30- There we are. Five clues to facts about Cliff Richard. John and Dean, you go first this time.- OK.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33- Do you want me to go?- Yeah, please.

0:34:33 > 0:34:39- I'm going to go for India.- OK. - The country Cliff was born in, India.

0:34:39 > 0:34:44The country Cliff was born in. India. Right, then.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48Dean and Paul, talk us through the board. Fill in all the gaps.

0:34:48 > 0:34:55- I think his birth name is something Webb.- Harry.- Harry Webb? Yeah, it is Harry Webb.

0:34:55 > 0:35:02Yeah. A lot of people would know the band who backed him on his early hits, The Shadows.

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- You said... What did you say?- His highest-charting single in the US.

0:35:06 > 0:35:12- I think it's We Don't Talk Any More. - I think he's been knighted for a couple of decades.

0:35:12 > 0:35:19- So that would make it the... - '90s, is it? Or would it be the early 200s?

0:35:19 > 0:35:25- I think we should forget that one. How sure are you about that single? - I'm not 100%.

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Should we go for Harry Webb?- Go on.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Do you think a lot of people know he was born in India?- No, I don't.

0:35:32 > 0:35:37- We'll go with Harry Webb. Shall we?- Yeah.

0:35:37 > 0:35:42Harry Webb, say Dean and Paul. Harry Webb, his birth name.

0:35:42 > 0:35:47So we have India, we have Harry Webb. John and Dean said India.

0:35:47 > 0:35:51Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. India.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Absolutely right.

0:35:56 > 0:35:5746.

0:36:02 > 0:36:08OK, Dean and Paul. Playing to stay in the game. Harry Webb as his birth name.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Absolutely right.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Will it go below 46? Yes, it will!

0:36:19 > 0:36:2030!

0:36:20 > 0:36:23- Just about!- Oh!

0:36:23 > 0:36:27Paul and Dean are back in the game. After two questions, it's one all.

0:36:27 > 0:36:33Yeah, that was very, very close. The band who backed him, you were right to avoid The Shadows.

0:36:33 > 0:36:37It would have scored you 69 points.

0:36:37 > 0:36:43The decade in which he was knighted. You were right. It was the '90s. It would have scored you 15.

0:36:43 > 0:36:49- Aww.- But the highest-charting US single... You'd have been knocked out because it's Devil Woman.

0:36:49 > 0:36:54Devil Woman. It would have scored three points.

0:36:54 > 0:36:58- But Harry Webb did the job for you. - Very well done, Dean and Paul.

0:36:58 > 0:37:04Here comes the decider. Whoever wins this question goes through to play for that jackpot.

0:37:04 > 0:37:09Here it comes. It concerns... Premier League managers as players.

0:37:09 > 0:37:16- Richard?- We're going to show you five images of football players who became Premier League managers.

0:37:16 > 0:37:21Can you identify the most obscure? Very best of luck to both teams.

0:37:21 > 0:37:27OK, thanks very much. Let's reveal our five managers. And here they are.

0:37:40 > 0:37:45So there we are. Five managers shown when they were players.

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Dean and Paul, you go first this time.

0:37:47 > 0:37:54I'm not sure whether the public would recognise a photo of someone from a while ago.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58- Know what I mean? - There's obvious ones up there.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02But which would be the least recognisable.

0:38:02 > 0:38:09- I'm going to let you go for it. - We'll go for A, Harry Redknapp. - A, Harry Redknapp.

0:38:09 > 0:38:12Harry Redknapp, say Dean and Paul.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16John and Dean, talk us through the board. Fill in the blanks.

0:38:16 > 0:38:21Well, C is Di Matteo, D is Kenny Dalglish, E is Mark Hughes.

0:38:21 > 0:38:28The reason I've left B out is because I'm not too sure, but we think John knows him personally.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32I think we're going to go for B, Tony Adams.

0:38:32 > 0:38:35B, Tony Adams.

0:38:35 > 0:38:40B, Tony Adams. So we have A, Harry Redknapp, and B, Tony Adams.

0:38:40 > 0:38:47Dean and Paul have said A, Harry Redknapp. Let's see if that's right and how many said it.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51It's right.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56Ooh, it's good. Wow - eight!

0:39:04 > 0:39:09Dean and Paul, eight for Harry Redknapp. That's an amazing score.

0:39:09 > 0:39:13So Tony Adams has to beat eight. B, Tony Adams, say John and Dean.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17Is that right? How many people said Tony Adams?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21- Oh, no!- Ah!

0:39:23 > 0:39:30Wow. Well, there's a surprise. An incorrect answer. Dean and Paul, you are through to the final.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33APPLAUSE

0:39:38 > 0:39:43Yeah, that one was all about B, I'm afraid.

0:39:43 > 0:39:48- It's got a look of Tony Adams. - They convinced me!

0:39:48 > 0:39:51He was Portsmouth's manager, briefly.

0:39:51 > 0:39:55Anybody at home scores three points who recognised that this,

0:39:55 > 0:40:00- playing for Rangers, was Sir Alex Ferguson.- Wow!

0:40:00 > 0:40:05- Good God.- Alex Ferguson. That's the best answer on the board.

0:40:05 > 0:40:12Dean, you filled in the rest admirably. Roberto Di Matteo, the Chelsea manager.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14That would have scored 15 points.

0:40:14 > 0:40:19Kenny Dalglish, obviously, Liverpool, would have scored 57.

0:40:19 > 0:40:24And if you'd said Mark Hughes, you still would have got knocked out -

0:40:24 > 0:40:30it's 25 points. Harry Redknapp was the best, apart from Alex Ferguson.

0:40:30 > 0:40:36Thanks very much, Richard. So the losing pair, bad luck, John and Dean.

0:40:36 > 0:40:39It had to be B. It was all about B there.

0:40:39 > 0:40:46- John, Dean, thank you so much for joining us.- Thank you for having us.- John and Dean!

0:40:46 > 0:40:50- Brilliant contestants. - APPLAUSE

0:40:50 > 0:40:54But for Dean and Paul it's time for our Pointless final.

0:40:59 > 0:41:06Congratulations, Dean and Paul. You fought off the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:41:11 > 0:41:18You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, which stands at £2,500.

0:41:18 > 0:41:20CHEERING

0:41:24 > 0:41:28You breezed through that. You made it look very, very easy.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32- Well, I don't know about that! - We ARE actors.

0:41:32 > 0:41:37- You didn't fool us at all. Richard spotted that. - Right from the word go.

0:41:37 > 0:41:42To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. We haven't had any.

0:41:42 > 0:41:47You only have to find one now to get £2,500 for your charity.

0:41:47 > 0:41:52First you've got to choose a category from these five options. They are...

0:42:01 > 0:42:05- You've got to be going for thespians.- Thespians, yeah.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07I think we've got to go for that.

0:42:07 > 0:42:12- We don't want Katie Price, do we? - No one wants Katie Price.

0:42:12 > 0:42:17There's only one... Let's go for thespians, yeah?

0:42:17 > 0:42:22- Take a chance.- Yeah, I think. - You agree?- Yeah.

0:42:22 > 0:42:27OK, thespians it is. Let's find out what the question is.

0:42:27 > 0:42:34We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Laurence Oliver films as they could.

0:42:34 > 0:42:38- Richard?- We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:42:38 > 0:42:43for which Laurence Olivier received an acting credit. No TV films, short films or documentaries.

0:42:43 > 0:42:45Very best of luck.

0:42:45 > 0:42:51OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers. All you need to win that £2,500

0:42:51 > 0:42:56- is for one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yeah.

0:42:56 > 0:43:01Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. And there they are. Your time starts now.

0:43:01 > 0:43:07- Three that jump into my mind are The Entertainer, Henry V... - Henry V's the one I had.

0:43:07 > 0:43:11And the other one's just gone completely out of my head.

0:43:11 > 0:43:14Just relax and it'll come back.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16The Entertainer...

0:43:17 > 0:43:19Was he in that Arthur?

0:43:19 > 0:43:21- No.- No?

0:43:24 > 0:43:25Oh...

0:43:26 > 0:43:29Henry V for definite.

0:43:30 > 0:43:32The Entertainer...

0:43:32 > 0:43:36What's the one he was in with the...

0:43:36 > 0:43:40Wasn't he in one with Marilyn Monroe? They made a movie about it.

0:43:40 > 0:43:45The Prince and The Pauper. That'll do it. Those three, yeah.

0:43:45 > 0:43:51- OK.- No, not The Prince and The Pauper. It's... The Prince and The Showgirl.

0:43:51 > 0:43:57- 10 seconds left. - With Marilyn Monroe?- Yeah. - And The Entertainer and Henry V.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59OK. OK.

0:43:59 > 0:44:03Good answers. Your time is now up. Laurence Olivier films.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06I now need those three answers.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Henry V.- Henry V.

0:44:08 > 0:44:10- The Entertainer.- The Entertainer.

0:44:10 > 0:44:16- And The Prince and The Showgirl. - Of those three, what's your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:44:16 > 0:44:23- Is Prince and The Showgirl the right title?- I don't know. - I'm doubting it. That's the least.

0:44:23 > 0:44:27We'll put that one last. Which is your least likely to be?

0:44:27 > 0:44:31- Henry V. - That's the most obvious one.

0:44:31 > 0:44:35Henry V first, The Entertainer, The Prince and The Showgirl.

0:44:35 > 0:44:37Let's put them up in that order.

0:44:37 > 0:44:39We have got...

0:44:44 > 0:44:50We wanted Laurence Olivier films. Henry V was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:44:50 > 0:44:54You only need one to win £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:54 > 0:45:01So let's see. Henry V. Is it right? How many people said it? Henry V.

0:45:02 > 0:45:07OK. This is your first shot at that jackpot of £2,500.

0:45:07 > 0:45:11Henry V taking us down into the 30s. Into the 20s.

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Still going down. Oh, 14!

0:45:15 > 0:45:2114. So, unfortunately, not a pointless answer,

0:45:21 > 0:45:25but probably the most famous film he made. Only 14 people got that.

0:45:25 > 0:45:29Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:45:29 > 0:45:34£2,500. Dean, what charity are you playing for?

0:45:34 > 0:45:38- The Wirral Autism Society. - And, Paul, how about you?

0:45:38 > 0:45:46I'm playing for my mother-in-law's charity, which is the MS Society in Tunbridge Wells.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Two excellent charities. Well done.

0:45:52 > 0:45:58So we are looking for Laurence Olivier films. Let's hope nobody said The Entertainer.

0:45:58 > 0:46:05It has to be right and pointless. So for £2,500, let's see how many people said The Entertainer.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Well, it's right.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13Henry V took us all the way down to 14.

0:46:13 > 0:46:17The Entertainer taking us down into the 20s, the teens...

0:46:17 > 0:46:20Still going down, still going down!

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- One!- One?!

0:46:24 > 0:46:30- Very good.- Can't believe that. - All going in the right direction.

0:46:30 > 0:46:36And that's quite a well-known film. It's your last chance to win today's jackpot for your charities.

0:46:36 > 0:46:43The Prince and The Showgirl. This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:46:43 > 0:46:48It has to be pointless. For £2,500, this is your last shot.

0:46:48 > 0:46:52The Prince and The Showgirl. Is it right? How many said it?

0:46:55 > 0:46:57OK. Well, it's right.

0:46:57 > 0:47:00Down it goes. Henry V took us down to 14.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03The Entertainer took us down to one.

0:47:03 > 0:47:08This is your most confident shot. Down it goes... Oh, no!

0:47:10 > 0:47:12That was unlucky.

0:47:18 > 0:47:22Four. Unfortunately, four people remembered that.

0:47:22 > 0:47:27- All from Laurence Olivier's family. - We use a lot of them.

0:47:27 > 0:47:33Unfortunately, you didn't find that pointless answer so you don't win today's jackpot.

0:47:33 > 0:47:40- But you do get to take home a Pointless trophy each. A little gesture from us.- A consolation!

0:47:40 > 0:47:42At least we got to the final.

0:47:42 > 0:47:49And as it's a celebrity special, we'll donate £500 to each pair for their respective charities.

0:47:49 > 0:47:51Thank you.

0:47:56 > 0:48:02That was very unlucky. I think The Prince and The Showgirl scored more because of the film

0:48:02 > 0:48:08My Week With Marilyn, but let's look at some pointless answers and hope you haven't seen any of these.

0:48:08 > 0:48:12As You Like It, Van Helsing in Dracula,

0:48:12 > 0:48:16General MacArthur in Inchon - he got the Golden Raspberry for that.

0:48:16 > 0:48:21Oh! What A Lovely War was pointless, Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice,

0:48:21 > 0:48:28he was Nelson in That Hamilton Woman. The Seven-per-cent Solution, where he plays Moriarty.

0:48:28 > 0:48:32War Requiem, his last film, and Wuthering Heights.

0:48:32 > 0:48:39There was also The Jazz Singer, The Bounty, The Betsy, Bunny Lake Is Missing. You chose three good films.

0:48:39 > 0:48:45- That was tough.- Really tough. Unfortunately, Dean and Paul, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:48:45 > 0:48:50- You've been fantastic.- It's been great.- Thank you.- Dean and Paul! - APPLAUSE

0:48:53 > 0:48:59All that remains is for me to thank all our celebrity pairs - Matt and Darren, Ken and Steven,

0:48:59 > 0:49:03John and Dean and our brilliant finalists, Dean and Paul.

0:49:06 > 0:49:10Now usually I say goodbye from me and goodbye from Richard,

0:49:10 > 0:49:16but tonight I am going to say Richard, I'm pregnant, I'm your real dad, I'm gay

0:49:16 > 0:49:20- and it was me who started the fire. - EASTENDERS DRUMS

0:49:20 > 0:49:23And it's goodbye from me.

0:49:40 > 0:49:42Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd