Episode 4

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0:00:26 > 0:00:29Thank you very much indeed. I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:29 > 0:00:34Welcome to a special Saturday evening celebrity edition of Pointless,

0:00:34 > 0:00:40putting obscure knowledge to the test. Every question has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,

0:00:43 > 0:00:50our celebrities must find the answers the fewest thought of. Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

0:00:56 > 0:01:01First up, we welcome Gabi and Monica Irimia!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Wow.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Did I say Irimia right? - BOTH: Yes!

0:01:08 > 0:01:14- I've never said that out loud before. Irimia! We know you best as the Cheeky Girls.- Yes.

0:01:14 > 0:01:20You shot to fame in 2002 with the fabulous Cheeky Song (Touch My Et Cetera).

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- You want to learn the moves? - Do I...?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Do you want to learn the moves? - Wow. Yes, I do. No, I do.

0:01:27 > 0:01:33- Were there moves to the Cheeky Song? - Of course.- What were they? - Like this.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Just go round.- I could do that.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39It's perfect!

0:01:39 > 0:01:45- Very good. Then you point and you say...- You point. - And you shake your booty.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50That's amazing. Anyway now, Gabi and Monica,

0:01:50 > 0:01:54a warm Pointless welcome. It's lovely to have you here.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Next, please welcome Debra Stephenson and Tricia Penrose!

0:02:01 > 0:02:07Now, Debra, we know you from various roles in Bad Girls, Coronation Street,

0:02:07 > 0:02:11but also your brilliant impressions alongside Jon Culshaw.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Tricia, we know you from Heartbeat, of course.- Yes.

0:02:14 > 0:02:20- What's going to be your strong category on Pointless today? - I think...children's programmes.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24My little boy has always got on children's television.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Favourite one?- Peppa Pig. - Yes! That's the right answer.

0:02:28 > 0:02:36- Xander does the voice of Daddy Dog. - Captain Daddy Dog.- Captain? - Oh, yeah! He's got a rank!

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Look out for Captain Daddy Dog. He's brilliant.- How does he talk?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Er, he talks like a sailor.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- DOES VOICE: - Like that. Sailor.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48That kind of voice. Captain Daddy Dog!

0:02:48 > 0:02:54Close your eyes and picture Peppa Pig. There you are.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59So Peppa Pig. Children's TV. Debra, what's your dream category?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Well, I like food. I don't know about it. I just like eating it.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- I'll just take it as it comes. - It's lovely having you on the show.

0:03:08 > 0:03:14Very warm welcome and best of luck. Next, please welcome Alex James and Phil Daniels!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Between you, we know you for many, many, many things.

0:03:24 > 0:03:31Alex, we probably know you best as the bassist from Blur and you're a farmer,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- a celebrity cheeseman. - I've always loved cheese.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- People used to throw it at me when Blur played.- Is that true?

0:03:38 > 0:03:43Yeah. It comes in tins in Japan, which is particularly scary. Tins are the worst.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I'm hoping for cheese questions.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Any good on Romanian cheese? - LAUGHTER

0:03:52 > 0:03:58And Phil, actor of stage, screen, silver screen... but also you performed together

0:03:58 > 0:04:01on Parklife, the seminal Blur track, if I can say that.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- 20 years ago nearly. - Get out of town! 20 years ago?!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- And we're still doing it. - LAUGHTER

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Very warm welcome to you.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16And finally we've got Toby Anstis and Kirsten O'Brien!

0:04:20 > 0:04:25Toby, we know you for all kinds of things. You present the morning show on Heart FM.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30You were on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. And, Kirsten, we know you from children's TV.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34But also as a stand-up and comedienne in your own right.

0:04:34 > 0:04:40- Now the pair of you, you've worked together.- Yeah. Back in the day on all sorts.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45You did SMart, I did some stuff on Live And Kicking. We met up on all sorts of shows.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- I had to constantly interview him in the broom cupboard. - The broom cupboard!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Toby, what's good for you?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Probably sport will be pretty good.

0:04:56 > 0:05:02- For me. Kirst, entertainment? - Entertainment. Anything on how to get a baby to sleep

0:05:02 > 0:05:06- at the minute. - You've got a tiny baby.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Six months old, so...- Not sleeping. - No.- I'm guessing that's a boy.- Yes!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Yes, it is.

0:05:13 > 0:05:19Very best of luck to you. We'll discover all your hidden knowledge throughout the show.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Only one person left to introduce. If you sit at a desk all day trying to look like you're working,

0:05:24 > 0:05:28this is how the master does it. He is my Pointless friend, Richard.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hiya. Hello.

0:05:36 > 0:05:42- How much fun is this going to be? - It'll be amazing!- I so enjoyed you talking to the Cheeky Girls.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- You were like 10 years younger. - Really?- Yeah.- Wow.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- It's really sweet.- Thank you.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54All our questions have been put to 100 people, but we want obscure answers they couldn't get.

0:05:54 > 0:06:00For a chance to win our jackpot, all our celebrities need to do is score as few points as they possibly can.

0:06:00 > 0:06:06What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:06:06 > 0:06:11Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. As today is a celebrity special show,

0:06:11 > 0:06:17each celebrity is playing for a nominated charity, so we start with a jackpot of £2,500. There.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:06:32 > 0:06:36In the first round, each of you gives one answer and you cannot confer.

0:06:36 > 0:06:42Whichever pair has the highest score will be eliminated, so try to make sure that's not you.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47An incorrect answer scores 100 points so try to avoid those.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Our first category today is... The Voice.

0:06:51 > 0:06:57Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and go second?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

0:07:02 > 0:07:08We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many UK Top 20 hits

0:07:08 > 0:07:13released by The Voice UK coaches as they could. Richard?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17We're looking for any UK Top 20 hit released by either Tom Jones, Jessie J,

0:07:17 > 0:07:22The Script - Danny O'Donoghue's band - or the Black Eyed Peas/will.i.am.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Anything that reached the UK Top 20 prior to April, 2012.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30OK, thanks very much, Richard. Now, Gabi and Monica, you drew lots

0:07:30 > 0:07:35- and today you are going first. So Monica...- Right.

0:07:35 > 0:07:40We want any UK Top 20 single released by a coach on The Voice UK.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44I'm going to choose the Black Eyed Peas and I'm going to say...

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- They did a cover of The Time Of My Life.- The Time Of My Life?- Yes.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54OK, Monica is saying The Time Of My Life. Is it right? How many said it?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Oh!- Oh, no. Bad luck.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Unfortunately, for some reason, that is an incorrect answer, so you score the maximum 100 points.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Sorry, Monica. I'll explain why when everyone's had a go.- Bad luck.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- Now, Tricia... - My heart's pounding. Em...

0:08:12 > 0:08:17- will.i.am, I'm going to say Heartbreaker. - Heartbreaker says Tricia.

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Let's see if that's right and how many people said Heartbreaker.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's right!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28It's right, Tricia.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34Oh, and it's a nice low score. Look at that! Pointless!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37That's fantastic!

0:08:37 > 0:08:43It's a Pointless answer and adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £2,750.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47It scores you nothing. Very, very well done indeed.

0:08:47 > 0:08:52- That was lucky.- Good start. - Very well played. Great start.

0:08:52 > 0:08:58I bet your heart's pounding even more now! A hit with Cheryl Cole - a number four hit.

0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Very good indeed. Now, Alex... - Hmm.- What are you thinking?

0:09:03 > 0:09:09Tom Jones did a cover of Kiss by Prince, so I'm going to go with...Kiss by Tom Jones.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14Kiss by Tom Jones. Let's see if that's right and how many said Kiss.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Absolutely right.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Another good answer.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Lovely low score. 16!

0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Well played, Alex. A number five hit. The Art of Noise, featuring Tom Jones.- Now then,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Toby?- I'm going to go with The Script.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42- The Man Who Can't Be Moved.- The Man Who Can't Be Moved, says Toby.

0:09:42 > 0:09:48Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many of our 100 said it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51It's absolutely right.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Down it goes.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58Six!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Very well done, Toby.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Whoo!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Six for The Man Who Can't Be Moved.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Yeah, very well played, Toby. Another relieved man there.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- A number two hit in 2008.- Halfway through. Let's look at the scores.

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Tricia and Debra, looking very strong indeed on absolutely nothing.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22We move up to six, Toby and Kirsten. To 16 for Alex and Phil

0:10:22 > 0:10:26and then up to 100 where we find Monica and Gabi.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30I'm not saying it's game over yet. Gabi, we need a brilliant answer from you

0:10:30 > 0:10:36and to hope somebody else scores high. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:10:38 > 0:10:45Now then, Kirsten, you're on a lovely low score of six. The high scorers are on 100.

0:10:45 > 0:10:50If you can score 93 or less you are through to the next round.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55We want any UK Top 20 singles by any of our Voice UK coaches.

0:10:55 > 0:11:00I'm just going to go for the one everyone knows, just to play safe.

0:11:00 > 0:11:07- I'll probably get this wrong now! I'll go Delilah.- Delilah says Kirsten. OK, Delilah.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Here is your red line. If you get below that with Delilah, you are home and dry.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15How many people said it? Is it right?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Absolutely right.

0:11:19 > 0:11:2148!

0:11:21 > 0:11:26Nothing wrong with that. Takes your total up to 54. Very well done, Kirsten.

0:11:26 > 0:11:32Well played, Kirsten. A song he sung at the Jubilee concert. Delilah, by Tom Jones.

0:11:32 > 0:11:38Now, Phil, you're on 16. The high scorers remain on 100.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42If you score 83 or less, through you go.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47I have Tom. The Green, Green Grass of Home.

0:11:47 > 0:11:52The Green, Green Grass of Home. Let's see if it's right and how many said it.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Well done, you're through.

0:11:59 > 0:12:0030!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03A lovely low total of 46.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Well played, Phil. Safe and sound. Number one in 1966.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Debra, you're on nothing. The sisters Cheeky are on 100. If you can score 99 or less,

0:12:13 > 0:12:19you are through to the next round. 99 or less. However, Tricia scored nothing.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I think I've got something here.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28- It's The Script.- Yeah? - I think it's called...

0:12:28 > 0:12:35- For The First Time. - The Script, For The First Time, you are saying. Is it right?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39It's right and you're through.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46One!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48One, Debra.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53What about that? Scores you one and takes your total up to one. Amazing.

0:12:53 > 0:12:59Very well played, Debra. What a score! Not bad at all. Another Top 10 hit from The Script,

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- this time from 2010. - Very, very good indeed.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Now then, Gabi and Monica, I have sad news.- I know!

0:13:07 > 0:13:11You are the high scorers, even before your answer,

0:13:11 > 0:13:18I'm thinking of a few songs from the Black Eyed Peas, which I believe were Top 10 hits.

0:13:18 > 0:13:24- Is it I've Got A Feeling? - I've Got A Feeling. Is it right and how many people said it?

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- Very well done, indeed. Absolutely right.- Go down, go down.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Down it goes. Brilliant!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Seven!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38That's a great score.

0:13:41 > 0:13:46- Our fourth-lowest score of the round, takes you to 107. - It's still a lot!

0:13:46 > 0:13:52Well played, Gabi. A number one single in 2009. We couldn't give your first answer.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54It's called The Time (Dirty Bit).

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Sorry.- OK, no worries.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Let's look at the pointless answers.

0:13:59 > 0:14:063 Words, that's will.i.am and Cheryl Cole. Barry Islands In The Stream, which Tom Jones did

0:14:06 > 0:14:10with Bryn and Vanessa. Daughter of Darkness, Tom Jones.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Don't Phunk With My Heart, Black Eyed Peas.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Funny Familiar Forgotten Feelings, a Tom Jones hit.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20There's Heartbreaker, Cheryl Cole and will.i.am.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Help Yourself, Tom Jones. A Top 5 hit.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Again Tom Jones, I (Who Have Nothing).

0:14:27 > 0:14:31And T.H.E.(The Hardest Ever), will.i.am, Mick Jagger, Jennifer Lopez.

0:14:31 > 0:14:38Thank you, Richard. So at the end of the first round, the losing pair is Gabi and Monica.

0:14:38 > 0:14:46- Oh, never mind.- Before you go, we asked our 100 people to name their favourite celebrity twins...- And?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Jedward!- Oh.- Yeah.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54- But who do you think came second? - The Cheeky Girls!

0:14:54 > 0:14:59The Krays! Equal with The Cheeky Girls!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01So there you are.

0:15:03 > 0:15:09Lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much. You've been brilliant sports. Gabi and Monica!

0:15:09 > 0:15:14- Whoo whoo whoo! - But for the remaining three pairs, it's Round Two!

0:15:19 > 0:15:24Now there's only room for two celebrity pairs on our Head to Head,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27so one pair will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Our category for Round Two is...TV characters.

0:15:31 > 0:15:37TV characters. Can you all decide who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.

0:15:42 > 0:15:48OK, our question concerns... TV comedy characters and their performers.

0:15:48 > 0:15:54- Richard?- On each pass, I'm going to give you the names of six TV comedy characters.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Tell me the name of the person who most famously performs them.

0:15:58 > 0:16:03A nice obscure answer gets fewer points. An incorrect answer is 100.

0:16:03 > 0:16:0612 comedy characters in all. Very best of luck.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10OK, so let's reveal our comedy characters. And here we have...

0:16:17 > 0:16:20I'll read them one last time.

0:16:25 > 0:16:32There we are. Six comedy characters. Name the actor or actress you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Debra?- I think I've chosen.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40I think it's quite obscure. Delbert Wilkins was Lenny Henry.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44- Delbert Wilkins...- It was a while ago.- So might be a low scorer.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Delbert Wilkins, Lenny Henry. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Absolutely right.

0:16:56 > 0:16:5813! Very well done.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Lovely low score, Debra.

0:17:01 > 0:17:07- Lenny Henry.- Good answer, Debra. Brixton-based pirate radio DJ Delbert Wilkins.

0:17:07 > 0:17:15- Now then, Phil... - Em, I'm not sure, so I'll go for Ali G and...

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Sacha Baron Cohen.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22Sacha Baron Cohen says Phil for Ali G. Is it right and how many knew that?

0:17:28 > 0:17:2933.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- 33 for Sacha Baron Cohen. - Very well played, Phil. Good answer.

0:17:36 > 0:17:42He asked the Beckhams if they wanted Brooklyn to be a footballer like his father

0:17:42 > 0:17:44or a singer like Mariah Carey.

0:17:46 > 0:17:53Toby, you're the last person to have this board. You can fill in all the gaps. You probably know them.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57There's a couple I don't know. I'd have gone with Phil's.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Either Ali G or the one I'm going to go with,

0:18:01 > 0:18:06which is Keith Lemon... Leigh Francis.

0:18:06 > 0:18:11Keith Lemon, Leigh Francis. Is that right? How many knew that?

0:18:19 > 0:18:24- It's a great answer. Look at that. Six, Toby.- Good work!

0:18:24 > 0:18:29- Six for Leigh Francis. - Yeah. I tell you what. Toby's good, isn't he?

0:18:29 > 0:18:33It's the best answer on the board. Well played.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Let's go through the rest of them. Mr Bean, obviously, is Rowan Atkinson. It would have scored 72.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43Bubbles Devere, Matt Lucas. It would have scored 16.

0:18:43 > 0:18:49- Do you know Ron Manager? - Paul Whitehouse.- Right. Well done if you got all of those at home.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53OK, thanks very much indeed. Let's take a look at the scores.

0:18:53 > 0:18:58Toby and Kirsten looking very strong on six, then up to 13 where we find Debra and Tricia.

0:18:58 > 0:19:03Then 33, Phil and Alex. Alex, we need a low-scoring answer from you in the next pass.

0:19:03 > 0:19:10We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

0:19:10 > 0:19:15OK, we're going to put six more roles on the board. Here they are.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18We have got...

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I'll read those one final time.

0:19:33 > 0:19:37We are looking for the actors or actresses who played these roles.

0:19:37 > 0:19:44Kirsten, you want the one the fewest of our 100 people knew. Now you're on six, Kirsten.

0:19:44 > 0:19:50Alex and Phil are on 33. If you can score 26 or less, through you go to the Head to Head.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm going to go with Waynetta Slob.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Kathy Burke. - Kathy Burke. Brilliant.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05Waynetta Slob, you are saying. Here is your red line. Below that,

0:20:05 > 0:20:09you are through. Is Kathy Burke right? How many said it?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Absolutely right.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18And you're through. Just!

0:20:18 > 0:20:22Very well done, though. 22 takes your total to 28.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Richard?- Sailing through to the Head to Head. Well done, guys.

0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Married to Wayne Slob, played by Harry Enfield.- Now then, Alex.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Yeah.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Mrs Merton was Caroline Hook.

0:20:38 > 0:20:45- Go for that.- OK, Caroline Hook says Alex.- She was called Hook then. She's not called that now.

0:20:45 > 0:20:51- It's the old bassist thing. Wasn't he a bassist?- Peter Hook. He married Caroline Aherne.

0:20:51 > 0:20:58OK, Caroline Hook/Aherne. No red line for you. Just hope this goes down as far as it can.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Caroline Hook for Mrs Merton.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Absolutely right.

0:21:06 > 0:21:0821.

0:21:08 > 0:21:1221 takes your total up to 54.

0:21:12 > 0:21:18You've done all you can there, Alex. Good answer. Caroline Aherne played Mrs Merton.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22OK. Now then, Tricia, you're on 13.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26The high scorers are on 54. If you can score 40 or less...

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- I think I've blown it. - ..you're through.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34I've never even heard of Blunderwoman or Pauline Calf.

0:21:34 > 0:21:38I think Edna Everage would be very high, Barry Humphries.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Cosmo Smallpiece, never heard of. I'm going to go for...

0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Blunderwoman. - I thought you hadn't heard of her.

0:21:46 > 0:21:53Oh, you need to know the name...! I'll have to go for Edna Everage. Sorry! Barry Humphries.

0:21:53 > 0:22:00- I forgot you had to know the name of the person.- OK.- I've blown it. - You haven't.- You may not have.

0:22:00 > 0:22:06A lot of people know Edna Everage. How many know Barry Humphries? Here is your red line.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11If you get below that red line, you are in the Head to Head.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Is it right? How many said it?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22You've done it! You've done it! 34!

0:22:24 > 0:22:2634 takes your total up to 47.

0:22:26 > 0:22:32- Very well done, Tricia. Richard? - Well played once again, Tricia. You got yourself safely through.

0:22:32 > 0:22:37He was born John Humphries. That would make Mastermind different.

0:22:37 > 0:22:43- Let's go through the rest of them. Pauline Calf...- Steve Coogan. - Absolutely right.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- That would have scored 16 points. Cosmo Smallpiece?- No.

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Catchphrase "Knickers knackers knockers." Les Dawson.

0:22:52 > 0:22:58And Blunderwoman. Do you know that? From Russ Abbot's Madhouse. Played by Bella Emberg.

0:22:58 > 0:23:03- Bella Emberg!- Four points. Very well done if you said that at home.

0:23:03 > 0:23:10Thanks, Richard. So the losing celebrity pair with the high score are Alex and Phil! How on earth?!

0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Sad to go.- Well, before you go, we've polled our 100 people.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20They had 100 seconds to name their favourite Blur song.

0:23:20 > 0:23:26- Girls and Boys.- No, it wasn't. The favourite one by our 100 people, you'll be thrilled, was Parklife.

0:23:26 > 0:23:32- Was it?- There we are! Fabulous. Alex and Phil, thank you so much for joining us.

0:23:32 > 0:23:36- Thank you.- It's been such a treat. Brilliant contestants.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Thank you.

0:23:40 > 0:23:46But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting as we enter the Head to Head.

0:23:51 > 0:23:55Well, congratulations, Tricia and Debra, Toby and Kirsten.

0:23:55 > 0:24:02You are now only one round away from the final and the chance to play for our jackpot of £2,750.

0:24:06 > 0:24:12You are now going to go Head to Head and the first pair to win two questions plays for the jackpot.

0:24:12 > 0:24:16The big news is from here on in you are allowed to confer.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Let's play the Head to Head.

0:24:23 > 0:24:28OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...animals with colours in their names.

0:24:28 > 0:24:35- Animals with colours in their names. Richard?- We'll show five creatures with colours in their names.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Can you name the most obscure? This is really hard.

0:24:39 > 0:24:45- Is it really cute as well? Are we going to say "aaaah"? - There's maybe a couple of cute ones.

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Let's reveal our five creatures with colours in their names.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51We have got...

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Aaah ha ha. Actually, he looks quite cross, B.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01C, also quite cross.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Aaah, E.

0:25:07 > 0:25:14Basically, A, B, C, D and E and of those I'd say B does look quite cross, but aaaah.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18Cute. There we go. OK, so Debra and Tricia,

0:25:18 > 0:25:23- you've played best so far, so you get to go first.- Oh, dear.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26I've got one good guess, to be fair.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30I don't know it, but I've got a good guess.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- So I'm going to pick C.- Yes.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36I think it's a red kite.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- A red kite. C, a red kite.- Yeah. - Say Tricia and Debra.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Toby and Kirsten, you can talk us through the board.

0:25:43 > 0:25:48- That throws us in a quandary. - Tough one. Actually,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51we were pretty sure that C wasn't what they said.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- You can go for a different answer. - But...

0:25:53 > 0:25:57We thought that was a golden eagle.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03- Shall we go with it? E, yellow wagtail.- E, yellow wagtail.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07So Debra and Tricia say red kite for C. Toby and Kirsten say yellow wagtail for E.

0:26:07 > 0:26:14Debra and Tricia, you have said red kite. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh, no! Bad luck.

0:26:18 > 0:26:24That's an incorrect answer. So, Toby and Kirsten, all you have to be is correct.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27E, yellow wagtail. It's yellow, it's got a tail.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Is it right?

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Oh, no!

0:26:33 > 0:26:38Wow! There's that for our first question. After one question, it's nil-all.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- Richard? - I did say it was hard, didn't I?

0:26:42 > 0:26:46E is not a yellow wagtail. It's a yellowhammer.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50It would have scored you 17 points. And C is not a red kite.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53It's a golden eagle.

0:26:53 > 0:26:58- Oh, no! - So it would have won you the point. That would have scored 29 points.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02Let's take a look at the rest. The A, of course,

0:27:02 > 0:27:08- is a blue-footed booby.- Wow. - It would have scored you 8 points. Very proud of their blue feet.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12- The bluer the feet, the more mates you attract.- Really?- Yeah.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Now B. Do you know B? - It looks like Susan Boyle.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22B is a red panda. A red panda. 18 points.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24A very gentle, secretive creature.

0:27:24 > 0:27:30- D is a scarlet macaw. That's the best answer.- Lovely. - One point.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34Here comes your second question. Best of luck. It concerns...

0:27:35 > 0:27:37dinosaurs.

0:27:39 > 0:27:45- Dinosaurs. Richard?- We'll show you five names of dinosaurs, with alternate letters missing.

0:27:45 > 0:27:50- Can you fill in those gaps and name the most obscure? - Let's reveal our five dinosaurs.

0:27:50 > 0:27:55Here we go. We have got...

0:28:09 > 0:28:14I'm going to read them all again without the blanks! Phew!

0:28:21 > 0:28:25There we are. Toby and Kirsten, you go first.

0:28:25 > 0:28:32There's an obvious one. Second one down. We're going to go with the second one down.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Yeah.- Tyrannosaurus. - Tyrannosaurus. Now then, Tricia and Debra...

0:28:34 > 0:28:39Well, we've got triceratops or velociraptor.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43- We'll go for velociraptor. - Velociraptor say Tricia and Debra.

0:28:43 > 0:28:48So we have tyrannosaurus and velociraptor. Toby and Kirsten are going for tyrannosaurus.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54Absolutely right.

0:28:54 > 0:28:5774! Ooh!

0:29:01 > 0:29:05Tricia and Debra, you are going for velociraptor.

0:29:05 > 0:29:09Is that right? How many people said it? 74's what you have to beat.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13That's right!

0:29:15 > 0:29:1758!

0:29:21 > 0:29:26Which means, after two questions, Tricia and Debra, you are up one-nil.

0:29:26 > 0:29:32- Very well done. Richard? - Triceratops was a better answer. It would have scored you 23 points.

0:29:32 > 0:29:35But you got the point anyway.

0:29:35 > 0:29:39Right at the bottom is the brachiosaurus. 17 points.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43And the best answer of all, just one point,

0:29:43 > 0:29:48- is the supersaurus.- Supersaurus. - One point.- OK, the third question...

0:29:48 > 0:29:54Tricia and Debra, if you win this you go through to the final. Toby and Kirsten, you know what to do.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56Here it comes. It concerns...

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Tea. Tea, Richard.

0:29:59 > 0:30:05We'll show you five clues to facts about tea. Can you pick the most obscure answer from this list?

0:30:05 > 0:30:10OK, let's reveal our five clues to facts about tea. Here we go.

0:30:10 > 0:30:11We have got...

0:30:30 > 0:30:32I'll read those one last time.

0:30:50 > 0:30:54There we are. Five clues to facts about tea.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Tricia and Debra, you go first this time.

0:30:58 > 0:31:02- Perhaps we should go for the bottom one.- OK.- The bottom one?- Yeah.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05OK, what are you going to say?

0:31:05 > 0:31:11- Boston Tea Party.- Boston. The city where the Tea Party protests took place in 1773. OK.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14Boston you are saying. Toby and Kirsten...

0:31:14 > 0:31:19Modern-day name of the island nation that produces Ceylon tea.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23- Sri Lanka.- Sri Lanka you say. So we have Boston versus Sri Lanka.

0:31:23 > 0:31:31Debra and Tricia have given the answer Boston for the US city of the 1773 Tea Party protests.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34Is that right? How many said it?

0:31:34 > 0:31:36Absolutely right.

0:31:37 > 0:31:3868!

0:31:43 > 0:31:49Now Toby and Kirsten, you have to get this right. You've gone for Sri Lanka as the modern-day name

0:31:49 > 0:31:53of the island nation where Ceylon tea came from.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Is that right? How many said it?

0:31:56 > 0:31:59It's absolutely right.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01And you've done it! Well done. 59!

0:32:03 > 0:32:08- Very well done. After three questions, you are one-all. - Very well played.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11You pulled that out the bag. Let's look at the rest.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16- The name of the decorative tea urn used in Russia?- Samovar.- Right.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18Quite a big scorer. 32 points.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22The century in which tea was popularised was the 17th.

0:32:22 > 0:32:25It would have scored you 7 points.

0:32:25 > 0:32:32And the Chinese tea is oolong. And that would have scored three. Well done if you said that at home.

0:32:32 > 0:32:39Thanks, Richard. So we come to the decider. Whoever wins this goes through to the final.

0:32:39 > 0:32:44OK, here's your next question. It concerns...Christmas films.

0:32:44 > 0:32:49- Christmas films. Richard?- We'll show you five sets of initials.

0:32:49 > 0:32:56They're all initials of films with the word Christmas in the title. We'll also give you the year.

0:32:56 > 0:33:00- Can you pick the most obscure? Very best of luck.- OK.

0:33:00 > 0:33:06Let's reveal our five film titles with the word Christmas in them in initial form.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09We have got...

0:33:21 > 0:33:24I'll read those all one last time.

0:33:31 > 0:33:38Five films with Christmas in their titles. There are the initials and the years they were made.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Toby and Kirsten...- She's getting excited. I'm saying shhh! - I've got one.- OK.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Right, this could be totally wrong. It's a guess.

0:33:45 > 0:33:51But 1992, is it The Muppet Christmas Carol?

0:33:51 > 0:33:53The Muppet Christmas Carol.

0:33:53 > 0:33:58- Tricia and Debra... - Oh, I can't think. I've gone blank.

0:33:58 > 0:34:04- What are we going to do? - Just go for the only one we know, which is White Christmas.

0:34:04 > 0:34:10- You're going for White Christmas. - What's the demographic of this 100 people?- Random.

0:34:10 > 0:34:16Toby and Kirsten have gone for The Muppet Christmas Carol. Is that right? How many said it?

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Absolutely right!

0:34:19 > 0:34:21- Very well done.- Come on!

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Come on! Come on!

0:34:24 > 0:34:26- Eleven!- Yes!

0:34:29 > 0:34:34- We watch it every Christmas. - Eleven.- She is brilliant. - We watch that every Christmas.

0:34:34 > 0:34:40Tricia and Debra, you have gone for White Christmas. Is that right? How many said it?

0:34:41 > 0:34:43Absolutely right.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45- Oh!- 77.

0:34:49 > 0:34:56Well, we got there in the end after four questions. Toby and Kirsten, you are through, 2-1.

0:34:56 > 0:35:00Special well played to Kirsten. Let's look at the other answers.

0:35:00 > 0:35:05- AC was the big Aardman animated film from last year.- Arthur Christmas.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Absolutely right. It scored 26.

0:35:08 > 0:35:13SC is very, very tough. Surviving Christmas. It would have scored one.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17- And MCML...- I do know this one! Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.

0:35:17 > 0:35:23- Absolutely right. That scored eight points. Well done if you got those. - Thank you, Richard.

0:35:23 > 0:35:29So at the end of that round, the losing pair - Tricia and Debra.

0:35:29 > 0:35:35We asked 100 people to name their favourite Debra impression. What do you think it was?

0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Davina! - Davina! It's got to be, definitely.

0:35:39 > 0:35:44- It was Davina!- Oh, my gosh. That was SO exciting. And you won.

0:35:44 > 0:35:47But you lost. Sad, very sad.

0:35:47 > 0:35:52Tricia and Debra, thank you so much for playing our celebrity special,

0:35:52 > 0:35:57but for Toby and Kirsten, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:36:01 > 0:36:08Well, congratulations. You have fought off all the competition and won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:36:14 > 0:36:21You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. At the end of today's show, it stands at £2,750.

0:36:26 > 0:36:30Listen, the rules are very simple. To win that for your charities,

0:36:30 > 0:36:35all you have to do is find one pointless answer. We've had one.

0:36:35 > 0:36:42Just find one more now and you'll leave with that money. First, you have to choose a category.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Oh.- Ooh. - They're all pretty tempting.

0:36:51 > 0:36:57- Sport...- Oh, sports stars! - Music awards.- If it's in the '80s, we watched Question of Sport.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01- Let's go sports stars.- Really?- Are you cool with that?- Yeah.- Brilliant.

0:37:01 > 0:37:06- Sports stars.- Sports stars. - Let's find out what the question is.

0:37:06 > 0:37:12We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many winners of golf's majors since 2000 as they could.

0:37:12 > 0:37:19- Golf's majors since 2000. Richard? - We're looking for the name of any man to win one of the four majors

0:37:19 > 0:37:23since the 2000 season - the Open, the US Open, the USPGA and Masters,

0:37:23 > 0:37:28up to and including the 2012 US Masters. Very best of luck.

0:37:28 > 0:37:33OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers. All you need to win £2,750

0:37:33 > 0:37:39- is for just one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?- Yes.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There. Your time starts now.

0:37:43 > 0:37:49- OK.- Is there someone called Seve Ballesteros?- Yeah, but before 2000. He's not with us, God bless him.

0:37:49 > 0:37:54- That's wasted.- Right. It was a South African who won the British Open

0:37:54 > 0:38:00about 2 or 3 years ago. Oost... I don't know how to pronounce it. I think it's Oosthuizen.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04- It's a pronunciation problem. - Monty somebody. Has he...?

0:38:04 > 0:38:05Colin Montgomerie.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09He hasn't won a major, sadly. That's his thing.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Em...Oosthuizen.

0:38:11 > 0:38:16- Tiger must have. - Yeah, but that's Tiger Woods.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18- We have to come up with three.- OK.

0:38:18 > 0:38:24- I'm sort of not much use. - There have been a couple... - I said somebody from the '80s.

0:38:24 > 0:38:28Who was the American...? The British Open.

0:38:31 > 0:38:37- It's coming up 10 seconds left. - What was his name? Em... Goodness me.

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Sorry I can't help.- Gone blank.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Come on, Tobes.

0:38:43 > 0:38:49OK, that's your time up. We were looking for the winners of golf's majors since 2000.

0:38:49 > 0:38:52- I now need your three answers. - It's Oosthuizen.

0:38:52 > 0:38:58- Oosthuizen is the surname?- Yep. - We need a Christian name.

0:38:58 > 0:39:02- John.- John Oosthuizen. OK, we've got him.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05- Tiger Woods. - Tiger Woods. And thirdly...

0:39:07 > 0:39:12- Thirdly, Rory McIlroy.- Rory McIlroy. There we have three answers.

0:39:12 > 0:39:16- Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? - Oosthuizen.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20We'll put him last. What is your least likely pointless answer?

0:39:20 > 0:39:27- We'll go Rory.- Rory McIlroy we'll put first, Tiger Woods second and John Oosthuizen is last.

0:39:27 > 0:39:32We'll put them on the board and here they are.

0:39:34 > 0:39:40There we are. We were looking for winners of golf's majors since 2000.

0:39:40 > 0:39:44Rory McIlroy was your least confident answer to be pointless.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48You only need one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £2,750.

0:39:48 > 0:39:53So let's see. Rory McIlroy. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:39:55 > 0:39:57Absolutely right.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01That's the first thing it had to be. If this goes all the way to zero,

0:40:01 > 0:40:05your charities will be £2,750 richer.

0:40:05 > 0:40:07Oh, 28! 28.

0:40:09 > 0:40:15Unfortunately, that's not a pointless answer. You have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19- Toby, what's your charity?- The Prince's Trust.- Very good indeed.

0:40:19 > 0:40:25- Kirsten?- Teesside Hospice. - Teesside Hospice. Two excellent charities there.

0:40:29 > 0:40:35OK, let's hope nobody said Tiger Woods. It has to be right and to be pointless.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39£2,750 is riding on it. How many people said Tiger Woods?

0:40:41 > 0:40:45Well, it's also right. Rory McIlroy took us down to 28.

0:40:45 > 0:40:49- Tiger Woods...takes us to 66. - Are you sure it's John?

0:40:49 > 0:40:55- I guessed it. It's Oosthuizen. - You only have one more chance. Everything is riding on John.

0:40:55 > 0:41:03We are looking for winners of golf's majors since 2000. John Oosthuizen. Is that right?

0:41:03 > 0:41:07For £2,750, how many people said John Oosthuizen?

0:41:09 > 0:41:11Oh! Bad luck.

0:41:11 > 0:41:13Bad luck.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Bad luck.

0:41:18 > 0:41:24An incorrect answer, which means unfortunately you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:24 > 0:41:30so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,750. But you do go home with a wonderful Pointless trophy each,

0:41:30 > 0:41:37so there we are. However, as it's a celebrity special, we'll donate £500 to each celebrity pair

0:41:37 > 0:41:41- for their respective charities. - Thank you very much.

0:41:41 > 0:41:45- Thank you. - This is the tough bit. Richard?

0:41:45 > 0:41:50Tough luck. You just chose the wrong category. Very tough final question.

0:41:50 > 0:41:55Oosthuizen's right. Won the 2010 Open, but it's Louis Oosthuizen.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59He also lost the 2012 Masters to Bubba Watson.

0:41:59 > 0:42:05- He would have scored 4 points. - So we wouldn't have got it anyway. - It wouldn't have won.- A relief!

0:42:05 > 0:42:10Let's look at some pointless answers. Winner of the 2003 Open, Ben Curtis.

0:42:10 > 0:42:16David Toms won the 2001 USPGA, Geoff Ogilvy, the 2006 US Open.

0:42:16 > 0:42:22Jim Furyk won the 2003 US Open, Keegan Bradley, the most recent name, won the 2011 USPGA.

0:42:22 > 0:42:29Michael Campbell won the Open in 2005. Mike Weir won the US Masters in 2003.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31Rich Beem, the 2002 USPGA champion.

0:42:31 > 0:42:36And Todd Hamilton won the Open the year after Ben Curtis, in 2004.

0:42:36 > 0:42:42There's four more. Retief Goosen, Shaun Micheel, Yang Yong-eun and Zach Johnson, all pointless.

0:42:42 > 0:42:46Very well done if you said those at home.

0:42:46 > 0:42:52Thank you very much indeed. We have to say goodbye, Toby and Kirsten, but it's been wonderful.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55Thank you so much for playing. Brilliant contestants.

0:42:57 > 0:43:03All that remains is for me to say thank you to all our celebrity pairs - Gabi and Monica,

0:43:03 > 0:43:09Alex and Phil, Debra and Tricia and our brilliant finalists, Toby and Kirsten. Join us next time

0:43:09 > 0:43:13- to test more obscure knowledge. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:43:13 > 0:43:15And goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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