Episode 6

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0:00:15 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

0:00:26 > 0:00:30and a very warm welcome to a special Saturday evening celebrity edition of Pointless,

0:00:30 > 0:00:33the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37Now, every single question on tonight's programme has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,

0:00:39 > 0:00:44our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of those 100 people could think of.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Let's meet our Pointless celebrities. - APPLAUSE

0:00:49 > 0:00:54First up, please welcome Scott Quinnell and Austin Healey.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:57 > 0:01:03Both ex-professional rugby players. Played for Wales and England respectively,

0:01:03 > 0:01:05but also played for the British Lions on tour.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08And both pundits now, of course. Yes.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Scott, you do quite a lot of the punditry.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Are you good at remembering all your stats

0:01:13 > 0:01:16or do you have to have them fed to you?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19They get fed to us and some you remember, some you don't.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Some you get spectacularly wrong.

0:01:21 > 0:01:27And Austin just tells me that it's just so simple for yourself, isn't it?

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Well, most things get fed to me, like you, through the earpiece

0:01:31 > 0:01:36- and then you just pretend that it's your knowledge.- I'm interested in this idea of an earpiece.- Yes.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- You are massive, by the way.- Huge. - He's bigger than you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43He did say he reckons he could have you in a fight.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- We should do the test. - Let's do this!- Let's do it now.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49APPLAUSE Come on, let's do it.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Fight, fight, fight!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Scott and Austin, a warm welcome to Pointless. It's lovely to have you.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Next up, please welcome Rowland Rivron and Ulrika Jonsson.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Thank you! Thank you! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:59 > 0:02:03- Thank you.- Wow. - APPLAUSE

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Two all-rounders. Rowland, a comedian, musician,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11writer, television presenter.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Ulrika, you've been a weather forecaster, team captain on Shooting Stars,

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Celebrity Big Brother. I mean, you cover a lot of bases, the pair of you.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24When you say all-rounder, I think you mean jack of all, master of none.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Welcome to Pointless. Rowland, what do you hope will come up today?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32I like socialising. Now, will that come up?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36In every question. Ulrika, what are you looking forward to?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Swedish things?- Yes, Swedish things.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Type Swedish things in, see what comes up.- Just anything.

0:02:42 > 0:02:47I'm not doing that again. LAUGHTER

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Rowland and Ulrika, a warm welcome to the show. It's lovely to have you here.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- Thank you.- Good luck to you. Next please welcome Tony Blackburn and David Hamilton!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Tony, crowned King Of The Jungle in 2002.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05David, you've been on our radios and TV for decades.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Tony, you were the very first voice heard on Radio 1.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Yes, I was. 1967, September 13th, seven o'clock.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Been talking rubbish ever since. - But so well!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19And David, you worked with Ken Dodd to start with, didn't you?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Yes, Ken Dodd very kindly gave me my nickname, Diddy,

0:03:23 > 0:03:27and it's very appropriate this evening because I'm surrounded by giants.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - David, what are you hoping is going to come up today?

0:03:30 > 0:03:34What's going to be your favourite category?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Chance we could get music, maybe? - Music would be great, surely.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Tony, any blind spots in the Blackburn repertoire?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Practically everything, actually. - Really?- Yeah.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I watch this show every single evening

0:03:46 > 0:03:49and I've never got one round right yet.

0:03:49 > 0:03:54So, you know, not that hopeful, but I'm just hoping that I don't let him down too much.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Well, very warm welcome to you, Tony and David. Lovely to have you here.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01And finally, we've got Tim Vine and Karen Taylor.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Come on! - APPLAUSE

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Tim, you star in Not Going Out, and in 2004,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14you broke the world record for the number of jokes told in an hour.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19- I did, briefly, yes.- Karen, you're an actress and comedian.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- You starred in your own show on BBC3.- That's right, yes.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25- You have a one-year-old child. - I do, yeah.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Is it sleeping? - She's in the dressing room crying at the moment.- Aww!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I feel really bad! I know they're going to squirt out...

0:04:32 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Oh, that was my topic! I remember now! - LAUGHTER

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Good, good. Good.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Karen, what are you hoping is going to come up?

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Film.- Yep.- ZingZillas. In The Night Garden. That sort of thing.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- OK. Tim, how about you? - I like darts. I like playing darts.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I don't really know too much about actual dart players, what their names are,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58but if you were to say to me a number between 101 and 170,

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I'd tell you its three-dart finish. Go on.- 122.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Erm, I'd go treble 18, single 18, bull.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:09 > 0:05:13- I think I would go treble 20, treble 10, double 16.- Yes, you could do,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16or you could go outer bull, treble 19, double top.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21But you don't want to leave yourself on a bull finish. If you're on double 16 finish, at least you're back in...

0:05:21 > 0:05:23It's more flash to go bull, double 11, bull, Richard.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Oh, that's super flash, absolutely. - Oh, my God.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Yeah, he's right.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Lovely to have you on the show, Tim and Karen.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35A warm welcome to you. We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41On the catwalk of Pointless, obscurity is very much in this season

0:05:41 > 0:05:45and no-one rocks it like this man. He is my Pointless friend, he's Richard.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Hiya. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- This should be fun, shouldn't it? - I think so.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Normally... We're on a Saturday night now, which is lovely.- Yeah.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Normally Pointless is on during the week, it's this lovely, sleepy backwater,

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- and we're very happy where we are. - We are.- It's lovely, with all our lovely viewers.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10And Saturday night, the BBC are always trying to make us glitz it up a bit.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I have finally agreed to one request from there.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- OK.- To make us a little bit more Saturday night.- Yeah.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19And I thought because Tony's on, he was king of the jungle,

0:06:19 > 0:06:24what I've got here is I've got some bugs. I've got some jungle bugs.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I've got some worms,

0:06:26 > 0:06:30I've got some baked crickets, mealworms, giant ants.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34And what we're going to do is, every time anybody gives an incorrect answer,

0:06:34 > 0:06:36any time anyone scores 100 points,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Xander is going to have to eat one of these.- What, I am?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:06:45 > 0:06:48You know what? It's Saturday night, isn't it?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- There'll be no need for tea tonight, my friend. - They're absolutely delicious.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54You'll love them.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- No-one's going to score 100 though, are they?- Oh, yes.- No.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01I've just changed round one to Gregorian chamber music.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05LAUGHTER No, round one I think everyone will like.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Everyone's going to do well at round one. It's just a case of who scores lowest.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12It should be an absolute cracker. But four great teams, I think we're going to have a lot of fun.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Hopefully you're going to eat something disgusting, as well. Surely.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Thanks very much indeed. All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26We are looking for obscure answers they didn't get. To stay in the game for a chance to win our jackpot,

0:07:26 > 0:07:30all our contestants have to do is score as few points as they possibly can.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer, this is an answer none of our 100 people gave,

0:07:35 > 0:07:38and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43As today's show's a celebrity special and each celebrity is playing for a nominated charity,

0:07:43 > 0:07:46we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02OK, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06The pair with highest score will be eliminated. If you give me an incorrect answer,

0:08:06 > 0:08:10you will score the maximum of 100 points, so try and avoid those if you can.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13OK, our first category is...

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Cartoons. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32OK, and the question concerns...

0:08:35 > 0:08:40- Richard.- On each pass, we're going to show you the names of seven cartoon characters.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Just tell us which animal each of these cartoon characters is, please.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48We'll show you seven cartoon characters. Pick the most obscure and give us a correct answer.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51There'll be 14 in all in this round to guess at home.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Very best of luck.- OK. Scott and Austin, you all drew lots before the show and you are going to go first.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00So we are looking for the types of animal that these cartoon characters are.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02And we have got on our first board...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I'll read those all one last time.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Scott.- I know a couple of them.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Er... Shall I go for one of the not so obvious? I go for the biggest?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29You want to go for the lowest-scoring one you think you can get.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah. I know what to do, it's just doing it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Is Bullwinkle, is he a moose?

0:09:38 > 0:09:41"Is Bullwinkle a moose?" asks Scott. Let's see if he is, and if it is,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44how many people knew that answer. Bullwinkle, moose.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Absolutely right. - I reckon it'll be a high score.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ooh, it's not bad, Scott. 24. Not bad at all.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- APPLAUSE - 24 for moose.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Well played, Scott. That's a very good start. Created by Alexander Anderson Jr.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06He created it when he had a dream that he'd played poker with some friends and a moose.

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- Fair enough. - Named after Bullwinkle Motors, which he'd passed and thought was funny.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Good. Now then, Rowland.- Yes. - Rowland.- Uh-huh! - ULRIKA LAUGHS

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- What do you want?- An answer.- OK!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Just the most obscure answer you can find on that board.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, I think all of those are fairly well known,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29apart from one, which is Hobbes.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31And I think he's either a horse or a dog.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Hobbes is a dog!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- He's definitely a horse, then. - OK, let's find out.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Dog. Is Hobbes a dog?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Let's find out. How many of our 100 said dog?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- No!- Oh!

0:10:49 > 0:10:54I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Rowland. That scores you 100 points.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Oh, God!- Thank you!- Oh, God.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Thank you! - APPLAUSE

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- I have to say, that's quicker than I expected.- Yeah.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Oh, you've gone for a mealworm. That's a millipede, in fact.- Is it?

0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Yeah.- Oh, God.- It's not very big.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Mm! It's very nice!- It's just a dried baked bean!- It's actually...

0:11:18 > 0:11:21That's really... fine.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- APPLAUSE - Fine.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- And there's plenty more where they came from.- Now then, Tony.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I think most of them are quite... Speedy Gonzales...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Don't give any answers away. - No, no. I can't. - LAUGHTER

0:11:37 > 0:11:41I think it might be rather a high score, but I think Alvin is a chipmunk.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43A chipmunk, says Tony.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Let's see if Alvin is a chipmunk, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Absolutely right.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55- 68. Ooh, that is high. - APPLAUSE

0:11:55 > 0:12:01- Not bad.- Yeah, correct answer, Tony. Much better than scoring 100.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Alvin and the Chipmunks created in the 50s. There are now movies.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Tim, you're the last person to have this board. You can talk us through it. Fill in all the gaps.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Right, OK. I agree with Rowland. I think Hobbes is perhaps the most obscure one.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18And it would be a bit of a guess, but I think I'm going to end up plumping with Hobbes,

0:12:18 > 0:12:21from a cartoon called Calvin and Hobbes, I think.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24And it's a cat, I think. I think Dumbo's too obvious.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Am I allowed to go through them? - Yeah, go through them.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Dumbo's an elephant. Garfield's obvious, it's a cat.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Simba's a lion. I'm not sure about Speedy Gonzales. Is it some sort of roadrunner?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Anyway, I'm going to go for Hobbes, cat.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Oh, no. What a disaster.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42OK, you're going Hobbes, cat. Thanks.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46LAUGHTER

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I thought it was right.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- It's a kind of cat. - Let's see if it's up there.

0:12:52 > 0:12:57OK, let's see if it's a cat, and if it is, how many people said cat. It's not a cat.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- No, it's not a cat.- Oh, Tim!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I'm afraid, Tim, it's an incorrect answer,

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- which means you score the maximum of 100 points. - I thought it was a cat, too.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Here we go. - This time I'm going to have a...

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Why don't you try a baked cockroach? - I'm going to have a cricket.

0:13:13 > 0:13:18I'm going to have a baked cricket. Look at that. All right, here we go.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Ooh, it's nice! - LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:27 > 0:13:30That is quite nice. It's been slightly curried.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34This isn't working as well as I'd hoped. LAUGHTER

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- That's actually fine. - Yeah, unlucky, Tim.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Not as bad a wrong answer as Rowland's. It's a tiger.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- And I'm afraid cat is... - I just feel sorry for my charity,

0:13:43 > 0:13:47- the Tony Blackburn Memorial Fund. - LAUGHTER

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- A tiger?- Yeah.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Let's take a look. And very much the best answer up there.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55You were right to have a punt at it. Would've scored seven points.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Dumbo was an elephant. That would've scored you 89 points.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Would've been 11 better than 100, but still...

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Garfield is a cat. Another big scorer. 82.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Simba is a lion, would've scored you 73.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And the third best answer on the board, Speedy Gonzales,

0:14:12 > 0:14:15he's not a roadrunner, he's a mouse. The fastest mouse in all Mexico.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Would've scored you 40 points.- OK.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25They best score of that pass was yours, Scott. Brilliant answer.

0:14:25 > 0:14:2724. Lovely low score.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30We go up from 24 to 68, where we find Tony and David.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34And then up to 100, where we find Tim and Karen and Rowland and Ulrika.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38So, yes, Karen and Ulrika, it's between the pair of you.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40We come back down the line. Second players, take your places.

0:14:43 > 0:14:48OK, we're going to put seven more cartoon characters on the board and here they come. We have got...

0:14:55 > 0:14:56I'll read them one last time.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06There we are. Remember, we are looking for the types of animals that these characters are.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Karen, you're the high scorers. You need to find a really low-scoring one.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15- The one the fewest of our 100 people knew.- I think I know them all apart from one.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18So to think of the most obscure one...

0:15:18 > 0:15:23I'm going to go for Penfold as a mole.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Penfold a mole, says Karen. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31Normally there'd be a red line for you, but you're the high scorers, so there is none. Is Penfold a mole?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- No!- Oh, no! - I was sure he was a mole!

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Oh, my God! We're part of the 200 club. That is what I wanted.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Either the 200 club or winning.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Well, it's been a complete disaster.- That scores 100,

0:15:46 > 0:15:50- takes you up to 200. The 200 club also. Oh...- Go on.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53You like it. LAUGHTER

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Why don't you try a giant ant?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- What, in one of these?- Yeah.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Oh, God.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Mm.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11APPLAUSE

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Bad luck, yeah. 200 points. Richard.

0:16:17 > 0:16:22Yeah, I'm sorry, Karen. I thought he was a mole, as well, if I'm absolutely honest. He's not.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27- What is he, then?- I'll tell you at the end of the round in case anyone else wants to have a crack.- Oh, yeah.

0:16:27 > 0:16:32David. The high scorers on 200 are Karen and Tim. They're out of your reach.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Even if you score 100 points, you'll never overtake them.

0:16:34 > 0:16:38So you are through to the next round. But I think you might have a good answer.

0:16:38 > 0:16:45Well, I'm going to go for Bambi, which as I remember was a very lovable little baby deer.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47OK, deer, says David for Bambi.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Let's see if Bambi was a deer. No red line for you. You're already through.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55He's right. Ooh! 89.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- There we go. - APPLAUSE

0:16:58 > 0:17:01That takes your total up to 157.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06A big score, but a correct answer. It's all you need to do given that they've scored 100 around you.

0:17:06 > 0:17:12- So now then, Ulrika.- Hello. - Here we go. The high scorers are Karen and Tim on 200. You're on 100.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15A score of 99 or less gets you into the next round.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Is...

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- ..Pepe Le Pew...- Mm.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25- ..a skunk?- Pepe Le Pew, a skunk.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29There is your red line, Ulrika, right at the very top.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31If you get below that, you are through to the next round.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Is Pepe Le Pew a skunk? How many people said it if it is?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38It's right! You're through! Well done.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- 47. Good answer, Ulrika. 47. - APPLAUSE

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Takes your total up to 147.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Well played, Ulrika. Good answer and a low answer. He's a French skunk.

0:17:50 > 0:17:54- He is. They're the worst. - Aren't they, though?- Aren't they?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Won an Oscar, Pepe Le Pew.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00- Did he?- Yeah. Well, not him, the cartoon he was in. He's not real.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Interesting. Interesting.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Thank you very much. Now then, Austin.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08You're through to the next round. Even if you score 100 points,

0:18:08 > 0:18:12you won't overtake the high score of Karen and Tim.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I thought Penfold was a mole, as well, but...

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Can we go for Santa's Little Helper, which is a dog.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Santa's Little Helper. Is it a dog? Let's find out.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Ah, look at that! Yes, it's right. There you go.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33- 33. - APPLAUSE

0:18:33 > 0:18:37Takes your total up to 57. You're through to the next round.

0:18:37 > 0:18:42Well played, Austin. Good answer. A greyhound adopted by the Simpsons, of course.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Let's discover what Penfold is.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- So you think he's a mole?- I'm sure he's a mole, but I know he's not,

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- so I'll go with mouse.- Hamster?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Penfold is a hamster. - OK, fair enough.- Let's let that lie.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Would've scored nine points. Very well done to anyone who got that because nobody, it turns out,

0:18:58 > 0:19:04knows what kind of animal Penfold is. Tweety Pie is a bird. Would've scored 79.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yogi is a bear. Yogi Bear. 92.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- The best answer on the board is Arthur Read.- Ferret.

0:19:11 > 0:19:16- He's from that cartoon Arthur that's always on CBBC.- Oh, it is him!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- Yeah.- It is him. - Do you know what animal he is?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- It's going to begin with an A, isn't it?- Arthur the...

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- It might do.- Arachnid. - Arthur...- Anteater?

0:19:26 > 0:19:30If we went through every single word in the English dictionary, it wouldn't take very long to get him.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Aardvark. - Aardvark. Absolutely right.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Would've scored you two points. And the round has finished!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Phew! Excellent. Thank you very much, Richard.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42At the end of our first round, our losing pair with a high score of 200,

0:19:42 > 0:19:47- Karen and Tim.- I'm so devastated. - This is very much against the grain.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- I thought you were going to be with us...- Karen's driven from Aberdeen!

0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Can't believe it.- Unbelievable.- 200? - The whole family have come down with me.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Aww.- Oh, Karen and Tim, it's been lovely having you on the show. Thanks for playing.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01It's been brilliant having you. Thanks. Great contestants.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04APPLAUSE

0:20:04 > 0:20:08But for the remaining three celebrity pairs, it's now time for round two.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Obviously, there's only room for two pairs in our head-to-head round,

0:20:17 > 0:20:21so one of these pairs will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Very best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for round two is...

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Capital cities. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34And whoever's going first, step up to the podium.

0:20:37 > 0:20:42OK, let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:20:42 > 0:20:47to name as many capital cities beginning with... as they could. Richard.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51In a moment, Xander's going to show you six letters of the alphabet.

0:20:51 > 0:20:56We need you to tell us any capital city of the world that begins with one of those six letters, please.

0:20:56 > 0:21:01So the capital city of any country, that capital beginning with one of the six letters you're about to see.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05By country, we mean a member of the UN that is a sovereign state. Very, very best of luck.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08OK. Now, let's reveal the six letters. Here they are.

0:21:11 > 0:21:16There we are. Scott, capital cities beginning with any of these six letters.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18A nice obscure one.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22Erm... can we have cartoon characters again?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- LAUGHTER - A lot easier.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Er, Oslo.- Oslo, says Scott. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Let's see how many of our 100 said Oslo.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- 48. That's not bad. - APPLAUSE

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- 48 for Oslo.- Well played, Scott.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49It can be tough on that first podium, so good answer. Capital of Norway, Oslo. Used to be call Kristiania.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Ulrika.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Yes?- A capital city beginning with any of these letters.- OK.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00Er, A, Ankara.

0:22:00 > 0:22:05Ankara. OK, let's see if Ankara is right, and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Ankara.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Absolutely right.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ooh, it's a lovely low score.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Nine! Very well done!- Well done! - APPLAUSE

0:22:20 > 0:22:24Yeah, well played, Ulrika. Very good answer. Capital of Turkey, of course.

0:22:24 > 0:22:29- Used to be called Angora, which is where we get the goat and the rabbit from.- Oh!- The goat and the rabbit.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yep. The Angora goat and the Angora rabbit.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- David.- Yes. - What's the most obscure capital city

0:22:36 > 0:22:39beginning with any of these letters you can think of?

0:22:39 > 0:22:43I fancied an A, as well, and I'm going to take a bit of a flyer here

0:22:43 > 0:22:46and say Addis Ababa.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Addis Ababa, says David. Addis Ababa.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Let's see if Addis Ababa is right, and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Absolutely right.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Oh, well done, David! Brilliant answer there! Four!

0:23:06 > 0:23:10- APPLAUSE - Four for Addis Ababa.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Yeah, terrific answer, David. The capital of Ethiopia, of course.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Its name means new flower. - That's nice.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Although Addis Ababa is nicer than new flower, even.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24In many ways, yeah. Nicer still now we know what it means. So thank you.

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- It's my pleasure.- Listen, well done.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31Now, we're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Best score of the pass was David. David and Tony looking very strong indeed on four.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38Up to nine, where we find Ulrika and Rowland.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40And then up to 48, where we find Scott and Austin.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Austin, you know what you have to do. A really good, low-scoring answer from you

0:23:44 > 0:23:47and maybe it'll be enough to keep you in the game.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50We'll come back down the line. Second players, take your places at the podium.

0:23:53 > 0:23:58OK, we're looking for capital cities beginning with P, O, L, A, N or D.

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Tony, you're on four. You're the low scorers thanks to David.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06The high scorers on 48 are Austin and Scott. If you can score 43 or less, you're through.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10Er, this is a difficult round, this one. Challenging one, this.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15Erm... I think it's a country, but Andorra I'm going to go for.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Tony's going to say Andorra. There is your red line.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23But Andorra has to be right. How many people said it?

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Bad luck, Tony. That's an incorrect answer, which scores you 100 points,

0:24:30 > 0:24:34takes your total up to 104. But thanks to David's brilliant answer,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37that might be enough still to keep you in the game. We'll see. Richard.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Sorry, Tony. Andorra is a country. - Yeah.

0:24:41 > 0:24:46Now then, Rowland. The high scorers are now Tony and David on 104. You're on nine.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49If you can score 94 or less, you're through to the next round.

0:24:49 > 0:24:54Good lord. OK, well, erm, I'm not beating about the bush. I'm going to go L, Lisbon.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Lisbon, says Rowland. Here comes your red line.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03- Nice and high. If you get below that red line, you're in the head-to-head.- Thank you!

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Lisbon. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Absolutely right, and you're through.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- 23 for Lisbon. - APPLAUSE

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Takes your total up to 32. - Well played, Rowland.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Good answer. The capital of Portugal. A very beautiful city, as well.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Mm. Now then, Austin.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30The high scorers are Tony and David on 104.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33You're on 48. If you score 55 or less,

0:25:33 > 0:25:35you're through to the head-to-head.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38I've got two. I think one might be above 55,

0:25:38 > 0:25:41which is a bit of a risk, which is an A,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44and one that I'm not 100 percent sure on, but I think will be below the line.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- What do you reckon?- Go for it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49We'll go for Lima in Peru.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Lima, says Austin. Lima. There's your red line.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- Below the red line, you stay with us.- I'm not 100 percent.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00Let's see if Lima's right, and if it is, how many of our 100 said Lima.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Yep, absolutely right. Very well done.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08And you're through.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13- 15. - APPLAUSE

0:26:13 > 0:26:1715 takes your total up to 63, sees you into the next round. Richard.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Yeah, great answer, Austin. Very well played. Capital of Peru.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Was founded in 1535. Used to be called the City of Kings.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25There were lots of big scorers. These would've got you less than 25.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Dublin, Amsterdam, Prague, Athens.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31There's some big scorers but there's loads of pointless answers here.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35I'm sure some people would've got some of these at home. Let's take a look.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Abuja, the capital of Nigeria. Accra, that is Ghana.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Doha, which is the capital of Qatar.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Lome, that's the capital of Togo.

0:26:43 > 0:26:48Nassau, the capital of the Bahamas. Niamey, the capital of Niger.

0:26:48 > 0:26:54Ouagadougou, which is the best name of any capital city in the world, that's the capital of Burkina Faso.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia.

0:26:56 > 0:27:01And the second-best named capital, Pyongyang, which is the capital of North Korea.

0:27:01 > 0:27:06Loads of other pointless answers. Ashgabat, Asmara, Libreville,

0:27:06 > 0:27:11- Luanda, Lusaka. Very well done if you said any of those. - My mum was born in Lusaka.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13- LAUGHTER - Was she?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Yeah.- Shame on you.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Your mum was born in Lusaka? - My mum was born in Lusaka, yeah.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23Let's take a look at the top three answers that most of our 100 people said.

0:27:24 > 0:27:29Oslo, 48, the third highest answer of all. Scott gave us that.

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Paris, 71. Now, how many people do you think said London?

0:27:33 > 0:27:36- It's going to be short of 100 I think, surely.- It's 82.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- What?- 82.

0:27:39 > 0:27:4218 people, when asked to name a capital beginning with L, went,

0:27:42 > 0:27:45"Oh... There's Lima. I know that.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48"I know Lima. My mum was born in Lusaka, so I'm going to say Lusaka.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- And that's me done."- Yeah.

0:27:50 > 0:27:55- Interesting. 82, London. - My dad was born in Andorra when it was the capital.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58LAUGHTER

0:27:58 > 0:28:01The capital of Andorra actually would've been a very good answer,

0:28:01 > 0:28:05- would've scored two points, it's called Andorra la Vella.- Ah.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08But when you got your wrong answer, we didn't make Xander eat something.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11- Ah, yes!- Cos in the joy of the round, we forgot.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15- Ah, funny, we forgot. - I can't believe that's four things you've had to eat now.

0:28:15 > 0:28:18- Been left under a strong light, have they?- Hm.

0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Do you want any kangaroo bits?- No, these are fine. This is a cricket.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27- Mm. - It's not, it's a dried baked bean.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31APPLAUSE

0:28:31 > 0:28:34And I promise, if you watch this show during the week,

0:28:34 > 0:28:37we don't make anyone eat anything. Although, perhaps we should start.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41No, I think it's fine. Brilliant. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44At the end of round two, our losing pair with a high score of 104,

0:28:44 > 0:28:49it's Tony and David. And a great answer, Addis Ababa.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52And you were so nearly right, Tony. You could've scored only two.

0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Well, it would've been nice.- Yeah.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58- But I think, in football parlance, it's an early bath.- Yeah.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02Well, it's been lovely having you on the show. Tony and David, thanks so much for playing.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04APPLAUSE

0:29:04 > 0:29:09But for the remaining two pairs, things get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Congratulations, Scott and Austin, Rowland and Ulrika,

0:29:17 > 0:29:19you're now only one round away from the final

0:29:19 > 0:29:24and the chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:27 > 0:29:33You're now going to go head-to-head and the first pair to win two questions will play for our jackpot.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37You're now allowed to confer. How's it gone? How you feeling, Rowland, Ulrika?

0:29:37 > 0:29:40You did pretty well there. Ankara, cracking answer.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43- SHE LAUGHS - Pepe Le Pew, unbelievable!

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- The skunk!- The skunk that stinks.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49I think the answer was in the name. Pepe Le Pew.

0:29:49 > 0:29:53- Pew!- Oh, I see. Yeah. Pew mean phew in French, does it?

0:29:53 > 0:29:59Well, I have absolutely no idea, and I'm happy in that knowledge.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01- Yes.- Scott and Austin,

0:30:01 > 0:30:05very well done there. Fantastic answers. Lima.

0:30:05 > 0:30:10- Skin of our teeth. - Well, Lima. You're the lowest scorers on aggregate.

0:30:10 > 0:30:14Lima was OK, but not remembering the birthplace of my mother

0:30:14 > 0:30:16- was probably a little bit worse. - You weren't there, though.

0:30:16 > 0:30:22- No, I wasn't.- Fair enough. Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:30:22 > 0:30:25APPLAUSE

0:30:27 > 0:30:31Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:30:34 > 0:30:38- SHE LAUGHS - People born in 1952. Richard.

0:30:38 > 0:30:42That's right. We're going to show you five pictures of famous people born in 1952,

0:30:42 > 0:30:47the year the queen ascended to the throne. Can you identify the most obscure of these five people?

0:30:47 > 0:30:51Let's reveal our five people born in 1952. And here they come. We have got...

0:31:05 > 0:31:09There we are. Five people born in 1952.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Now then, Scott and Austin, you've played best throughout the show so far so you go first.

0:31:13 > 0:31:17I think the two obvious are going to be... I'm not going to say the names, just the letters.

0:31:17 > 0:31:22- The two obvious are going to be C, D and maybe E.- Yeah.

0:31:22 > 0:31:26- If you know A, you're going to win. - Shall we go for B?- Do you know A?

0:31:26 > 0:31:29- Do I? No.- Do you know A, Ulrika?

0:31:30 > 0:31:34- LAUGHTER - I think we'll have to go for...

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- Yeah. I think we'll go for B. - Yeah. Jimmy Connors.

0:31:37 > 0:31:41Er, B, Jimmy Connors.

0:31:41 > 0:31:45B, Jimmy Connors. Now then, Rowland and Ulrika.

0:31:45 > 0:31:48Erm, I would've gone for A or E.

0:31:48 > 0:31:52And, er, I think I'm going to...

0:31:52 > 0:31:56I think we are going to go out on a limb

0:31:56 > 0:32:01- and go for A...- Ulrika has decided. - Is it Hilary Mantel?

0:32:01 > 0:32:06- Hilary Mantel. Jimmy Connors, Hilary Mantel.- Oh, my God, I might be completely wrong.

0:32:06 > 0:32:10So Scott and Austin said Jimmy Connors for B. Let's see if that's right,

0:32:10 > 0:32:12and if it is, how many people said Jimmy Connors for B.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16It's absolutely right.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23- 26. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:27 > 0:32:32Rowland and Ulrika have said Hilary Mantel for A.

0:32:32 > 0:32:35Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many of our 100 said that.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40It's right!

0:32:42 > 0:32:44It's right and you've done it! Very well done.

0:32:44 > 0:32:48- Oh, one!- Well done! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Very well done indeed. One for Hilary Mantel.

0:32:52 > 0:32:56Which means Rowland and Ulrika, after one question, you are up one-nil. Richard.

0:32:56 > 0:33:01Well played, Ulrika. Terrific answer. The author of Wolf Hall and Bringing Up The Bodies, the sequel.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04Best answer on the board, that. And what were you going to say for E?

0:33:04 > 0:33:08- Isabella Rossellini.- Absolutely right. That's the second-best answer.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Would've scored you nine points.

0:33:11 > 0:33:16B, Jimmy Connors. C, Sharon Osbourne, would've scored you 64.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18And let's see if Hasselhoff beat Osbourne.

0:33:18 > 0:33:22- David Hasselhoff, 80. He does indeed. - Wow.

0:33:22 > 0:33:27- Good answer.- Good answer indeed. So, here comes your second question.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31Scott and Austin, you have to win this to stay in the game. Good luck.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33It concerns...

0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Richard.- We're going to show you the titles of five novels

0:33:37 > 0:33:40written by Tom Clancy featuring the character Jack Ryan,

0:33:40 > 0:33:45but we've left out a word from each title. Can you fill in the gaps and pick the most obscure?

0:33:45 > 0:33:49OK. Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five Jack Ryan novels

0:33:49 > 0:33:52with missing words, and here they come.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02I'll read those again.

0:34:06 > 0:34:09- And Rowland and Ulrika, you go first this time.- Really?

0:34:12 > 0:34:16- You're sure with... Hunt For Red... Yeah?- Yes.- OK.

0:34:16 > 0:34:19- No, I mean, if...- No. No, cos we both think that's right.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22- Yeah.- Ha! - SHE LAUGHS

0:34:22 > 0:34:25We think it's Hunt For Red October.

0:34:25 > 0:34:30The Hunt For Red October, say Rowland and Ulrika.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Scott and Austin, the board's yours. Talk us through it.

0:34:33 > 0:34:36Austin, talk us through it!

0:34:36 > 0:34:39Clear And Present Danger. We're not going for that.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43Did he write Red Heat? I think we're going to have to go for Clear And Present Danger

0:34:43 > 0:34:45cos I'm not sure of the other ones.

0:34:45 > 0:34:50- We need one. - Is it The Sum Of All Hearts?

0:34:50 > 0:34:53- No, we're not going with that one cos you don't know. - Clear And Present Danger.

0:34:53 > 0:34:58Clear And Present Danger, say Scott And Austin. Rowland and Ulrika have gone for The Hunt For Red October.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00Let's see if that's right. How many people said it?

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- 82. - APPLAUSE

0:35:08 > 0:35:1282. And Scott and Austin have said Clear And Present Danger. Let's see if that's right.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Will it beat 82 if it is?

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Absolutely right. And, yes, it does. Very well done.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21Down it goes. 57.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24APPLAUSE

0:35:24 > 0:35:27Very well done. That's exactly what you had to do, Scott and Austin.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31You're back in the game. After two questions, it's one-all. Richard.

0:35:31 > 0:35:36- Well played, guys. If you had gone for The Sum Of All, what would you have gone for?- Is it Hearts or Evil?

0:35:36 > 0:35:39You'd be going home. It's The Sum Of All Fears.

0:35:39 > 0:35:42That would've scored you 29 points.

0:35:42 > 0:35:44The other two are the best two answers on the board,

0:35:44 > 0:35:47so very well done anyone at home who got either of these.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50Rainbow Six. That would've scored ten points.

0:35:50 > 0:35:54And Red is the best answer on the board. It's Red Rabbit,

0:35:54 > 0:35:58which would've scored you four. We'd have been here all day guessing that.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01Mm. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04Here comes your third question. This is the decider. Whoever wins this

0:36:04 > 0:36:08goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot for their charities.

0:36:08 > 0:36:10The third question concerns...

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Back To The Future films. Richard.

0:36:14 > 0:36:18Yeah, the winner of this point is going through to play for the jackpot round, so best of luck.

0:36:18 > 0:36:22We're going to show you five clues to facts about the Back To The Future trilogy.

0:36:22 > 0:36:25Which of these answers is the most obscure?

0:36:25 > 0:36:31Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five clues to facts about Back To The Future. And here we have them.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46I'll read those one more time.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01Now then, Scott and Austin, you go first again this time.

0:37:01 > 0:37:06I could take a good guess at the first one, we know the second one, which is pretty obvious.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- And the last... - And we know the last two.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11BOTH: What?

0:37:11 > 0:37:15- So...- Let's not go for the one in the middle, then.- Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:19- LAUGHTER - Name of the town... I think we should go for the dog.

0:37:19 > 0:37:22- I think so, too.- OK.- OK.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24We'll go for the dog and he was called Einstein.

0:37:24 > 0:37:27The dog was called Einstein, say Scott and Austin.

0:37:27 > 0:37:29Now then, Rowland and Ulrika, take us through the board.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Ah, that'll be quick.

0:37:32 > 0:37:37The year in which part 1 initially started, I thought it was about mid-70s. 76.

0:37:37 > 0:37:42- No. All right.- 50s.- Is it? No, he goes back to the 50s.

0:37:42 > 0:37:46- OK, 19...- No, but hang on.

0:37:46 > 0:37:49- Marty McFly I think is the baddie in it.- Yes, he is.

0:37:49 > 0:37:54- I'm not sure. I might be wrong. Town where the film's set, no idea. - McFly!- Yeah.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58Dog, they've got that. So I think we can only go for the bottom one,

0:37:58 > 0:38:00which is the car.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04- And it is?- A DeLorean. - DeLorean, say Rowland and Ulrika.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08Scott and Austin have said Einstein was the dog. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Absolutely right.

0:38:17 > 0:38:20- 12! - APPLAUSE

0:38:20 > 0:38:2312 for Einstein the dog.

0:38:23 > 0:38:25Brilliant low score there.

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Will DeLorean, the make of car, beat 12, I wonder?

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Let's find out how many people said DeLorean.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36It's right.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- Ahh!- 49. - APPLAUSE

0:38:41 > 0:38:46Very well done. Scott and Austin, after three questions, you are through to the final 2-1.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Yeah, Einstein was a terrific answer. Well done.

0:38:48 > 0:38:53There's only one answer that would've beaten it. Let's go through all of them.

0:38:53 > 0:38:56- The year in which it initially starts.- '85.- You'd have gone for '85.

0:38:56 > 0:39:01- You'd have gone for... - '76.- 80-something. - '85 is the correct answer.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05Would've scored 14 points. Marty McFly, he's the hero, not the baddie.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Oh, is he?- Oh, it's Michael... - Michael J Fox.

0:39:08 > 0:39:11Would've only scored 33 points, though, so quite a low score.

0:39:11 > 0:39:15And the best answer was the name of the town where the films were set. Hill Valley.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18- Oh, yeah!- Hill Valley. - Would've scored four points.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22Very well done anyone at home who got Hill Valley. That's a terrific answer.

0:39:22 > 0:39:26Thanks very much indeed. So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, Rowland and Ulrika.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29- Aww!- You did so well, though. Hilary Mantel, brilliant answer

0:39:29 > 0:39:33in that first question. And, yeah, not bad answers at all.

0:39:33 > 0:39:37Correct answers all the way through. Brilliant scoring throughout the show.

0:39:37 > 0:39:41- I'm sorry we have to say goodbye, but it's been brilliant having you. - Thank you for having us.

0:39:41 > 0:39:45- Rowland and Ulrika.- Thank you! - APPLAUSE

0:39:45 > 0:39:49- But for Scott and Austin, it's now time for our Pointless final. - APPLAUSE

0:39:51 > 0:39:56Congratulations, Scott and Austin. You've fought off all the competition

0:39:56 > 0:39:59and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:40:04 > 0:40:08So, you now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your nominated charities.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15APPLAUSE

0:40:17 > 0:40:20Well, here you are! You've done fantastically! We've thrown everything at you.

0:40:20 > 0:40:25- Come sailing through. How was it? - Tough. - THEY LAUGH

0:40:25 > 0:40:30- I'm glad I answered most of them. But, er...- I think we've done a lot for Anglo-Welsh rugby relations.

0:40:30 > 0:40:35Yeah. I've never been this close enough to catch you,

0:40:35 > 0:40:38- which is quite nice.- Unfortunately, you're close enough to hit me.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40Well, good luck. The rules are very simple.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44To win the money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. We haven't had any today.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48You only have to find one now and you will leave with that money for your charities.

0:40:48 > 0:40:52First you've got to choose a category. Your choices are these.

0:40:59 > 0:41:0180s music we'd be OK on.

0:41:01 > 0:41:03We'd be all right on 80s?

0:41:03 > 0:41:06Me, I'm not all right on any music.

0:41:06 > 0:41:10I'm thinking 80s music or Formula 1.

0:41:10 > 0:41:15- I'm hopeless at music.- Are you? - Yeah. And I'm not great at Formula 1.- Right.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17Shall we choose two others, then?

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Shall we go Formula 1 or 80s music?

0:41:19 > 0:41:23- Are you good at 80s music? - Let's go 80 music.- 80s music.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26OK. Best of luck. Here it comes.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:41:29 > 0:41:34as many acts who had a UK number one album in the 1980s as they could.

0:41:34 > 0:41:37Acts who had a UK number one album in the 1980s. Richard.

0:41:37 > 0:41:40We're looking for any act who had a number one UK album

0:41:40 > 0:41:44between January 1980 and December 1989, please.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Any act who had a UK number one album. Very best of luck.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:41:50 > 0:41:55and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59- Are you ready?- Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01There they are. Your time starts now.

0:42:01 > 0:42:05- OK.- Adam And The Ants. - Frankie Goes To Hollywood.- Yeah.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Adam Ant. Deacon Blue. INXS.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Er... Simple Minds.- Bananarama.

0:42:11 > 0:42:16- Would they be number one? Album? - Album?- Yeah. Album, number one.

0:42:16 > 0:42:19Er... Bucks Fizz.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Yeah, that could be a good one. Did they go to number one with an album?

0:42:22 > 0:42:25- They probably did. - Probably did, yeah.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Er, Queen.- Erasure.

0:42:28 > 0:42:32Erm... The Police.

0:42:32 > 0:42:35Erasure. Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:42:35 > 0:42:39Jimmy Somerville, what was his band called?

0:42:39 > 0:42:42The Com... Commodores. Commodores?

0:42:45 > 0:42:48- Erm...- Erm...

0:42:50 > 0:42:53# Don't leave me this way # He sang that.

0:42:55 > 0:43:00- Right, I think we'll go Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Erasure and... - Adam And The Ants.

0:43:02 > 0:43:05OK, that's your time up.

0:43:05 > 0:43:09We were looking for acts who had a UK number one album in the 1980s.

0:43:09 > 0:43:14- I now need your three answers. - So, we'll go for Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16- Frankie Goes To Hollywood. - Erasure.- Erasure.

0:43:16 > 0:43:19- Adam And The Ants. - And Adam And The Ants.

0:43:19 > 0:43:23- That's the only one I ever bought in the 80s.- That was the first thing I thought of.

0:43:23 > 0:43:27- Brilliant.- After what you've been eating, that's why.

0:43:27 > 0:43:31- HE LAUGHS - Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:43:31 > 0:43:35Er, I think maybe Adam And The Ants.

0:43:35 > 0:43:39OK, we'll put them last. Which is your least likely?

0:43:39 > 0:43:44- Erasure.- OK, Erasure we'll put first and Frankie in the middle.

0:43:44 > 0:43:48OK, let's put those up on the board in that order, and here they are. We have got...

0:43:52 > 0:43:57OK, we were looking for any act that had a UK number one album in the 1980s.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00Erasure was your first answer. You said this was your least confident answer.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot,

0:44:03 > 0:44:08£2,500 for your charities. What are your charities? Scott?

0:44:08 > 0:44:11- Mine's Make A Wish Foundation. - Excellent.

0:44:11 > 0:44:15- Mine's the Rainbow Children's Trust. - Very good indeed. - APPLAUSE

0:44:19 > 0:44:21Well, very, very best of luck.

0:44:21 > 0:44:26Three brilliant answers there. Surely one of those will win that jackpot for those charities.

0:44:26 > 0:44:28Let's see. Your first answer, Erasure.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31Is it right? Is it pointless?

0:44:34 > 0:44:36It's right.

0:44:36 > 0:44:38It's right. If this goes all the way down to zero,

0:44:38 > 0:44:41you are leaving here with £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:41 > 0:44:45Down it goes into single figures. Still going down!

0:44:45 > 0:44:47- Oh!- Oh, you're having a laugh!

0:44:47 > 0:44:50- APPLAUSE - One!- That's not fair!

0:44:51 > 0:44:55One. Oh, that's a brilliant answer, though.

0:44:55 > 0:44:59- And that was your first one. Your least likely you thought to be pointless.- Wait till I find them!

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Wait till I find them!

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Oh, I tell you.

0:45:04 > 0:45:09Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:45:09 > 0:45:13Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Frankie Goes To Hollywood, your next answer.

0:45:13 > 0:45:17We're looking for acts that had a UK number one album in the 1980s.

0:45:17 > 0:45:21This has to be right and it has to be pointless. If it's both, you leave with £2,500.

0:45:21 > 0:45:24How many people said Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

0:45:26 > 0:45:28It's right.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31Now then, Erasure took us all the way down to one.

0:45:31 > 0:45:35Frankie Goes To Hollywood is taking us down into the 20s, into the teens,

0:45:35 > 0:45:38into single figures, down it goes! Still going down!

0:45:38 > 0:45:40- Whoa! One again! - APPLAUSE

0:45:40 > 0:45:42I'm not having this!

0:45:42 > 0:45:45It's the same fella.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48I tell you what, two brilliant answers. One!

0:45:48 > 0:45:52- You didn't ask Tony Blackburn, did you? Unbelievable. - LAUGHTER

0:45:52 > 0:45:55OK, so only one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:45:55 > 0:45:58OK, we're looking for acts that had a UK number one album in the 1980s.

0:45:58 > 0:46:02Your third and final answer, your most confident answer, was Adam And The Ants.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05- Last chance.- This is Scott's answer.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08- It's a good answer, it's a great answer.- Thank you.

0:46:08 > 0:46:11To win that jackpot of £2,500, it has to be pointless.

0:46:11 > 0:46:15Let's find out. Did anyone say Adam And The Ants? Good luck.

0:46:17 > 0:46:19It's right.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21So Erasure took us down to one.

0:46:21 > 0:46:24Frankie Goes To Hollywood took us down to one.

0:46:24 > 0:46:27Adam And The Ants, down it goes, into single figures!

0:46:27 > 0:46:29If this takes us to zero, you leave with...

0:46:29 > 0:46:31Oh! No!

0:46:31 > 0:46:35APPLAUSE

0:46:36 > 0:46:39Who is this person?

0:46:39 > 0:46:43Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:46:43 > 0:46:46I'm really sorry. Three fantastic answers. I can't believe they weren't pointless.

0:46:46 > 0:46:51You don't win today's jackpot of £2,500. But you do go home with a Pointless trophy each.

0:46:51 > 0:46:55- So very well done. - APPLAUSE

0:46:55 > 0:46:57And as it's a celebrity special,

0:46:57 > 0:47:00we are going to donate 500 quid to each celebrity pair for their charities.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03APPLAUSE

0:47:07 > 0:47:10That is tough luck, guys. We've done about 400 of these shows.

0:47:10 > 0:47:15That's the second time I've ever seen someone get one, one and one. That is terrifically unlucky.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18A couple of your answers were close to pointless.

0:47:18 > 0:47:23Frankie Goes To Hollywood wasn't a pointless answer but Holly Johnson had a solo number one in the '80s,

0:47:23 > 0:47:26he was a pointless answer. And Vince Clarke from Erasure,

0:47:26 > 0:47:29his other band Yazoo also would've been a pointless answer.

0:47:29 > 0:47:32During the minute, you did mention a pointless answer, Deacon Blue.

0:47:32 > 0:47:36Deacon Blue? But they're massive!

0:47:36 > 0:47:38They're brilliant. Dignity is the best song ever written.

0:47:38 > 0:47:41I'm going to say 100 people disagreed with you.

0:47:41 > 0:47:46We can look into the stats of 100 people, I can tell you those three people were all different people.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49So we're after three of them now.

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Exactly. There are so many pointless answers here.

0:47:52 > 0:47:55I'll try and get through a few of them, and you're going to know most of the names, as well.

0:47:55 > 0:47:58So let's just get it over with, shall we?

0:47:58 > 0:48:01AC/DC, Back In Black in 1981.

0:48:01 > 0:48:06- Barbra Streisand.- Eurythmics? - Eurythmics had two number one albums in the 80s, was a pointless answer.

0:48:08 > 0:48:12Five Star, Fleetwood Mac, Paul McCartney had four number one albums in the 80s.

0:48:12 > 0:48:15He was a pointless answer. John Lennon was also pointless.

0:48:15 > 0:48:18Status Quo had an album called 1982 in 1982.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21Tears For Fears had two number one albums. The Beach Boys.

0:48:21 > 0:48:24There's loads of others, Alison Moyet, Barry Manilow, Def Leppard,

0:48:24 > 0:48:26ELO, Holly Johnson we've heard,

0:48:26 > 0:48:29Iron Maiden, Lionel Richie, New Order, Paul Simon,

0:48:29 > 0:48:35- you could have had Pink Floyd, Prince...- Communards?- ..Sade, Shakin' Stevens. No Communards.

0:48:35 > 0:48:38No Bronski Beat, which was Jimmy Somerville's other band.

0:48:38 > 0:48:42Soul II Soul, The Smiths, The Style Council, Thompson Twins, T'Pau,

0:48:42 > 0:48:46- Tracy Chapman, Transvision Vamp, all of those pointless answers. - Bangles?- The Bangles not there.

0:48:46 > 0:48:50- No? Cut that out, then. - At least that's something.

0:48:50 > 0:48:54But lots of pointless answers. Very well done if you said those at home.

0:48:54 > 0:48:58Genuinely the most unlucky I've ever seen anyone be on this show.

0:48:58 > 0:49:00- That makes it all right, then. - Tough luck.

0:49:00 > 0:49:03Yeah! And Eurythmics a pointless answer and Erasure not?

0:49:03 > 0:49:07- I can't believe that.- Very strange. Well, we have to say goodbye to you.

0:49:07 > 0:49:10It's been brilliant having you on the show. Thank you both so much for playing.

0:49:10 > 0:49:14- Excellent contestants. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:15 > 0:49:18So all that remains is for me to say thank you to all our celebrity pairs,

0:49:18 > 0:49:21Tim and Karen, Tony and David, Rowland and Ulrika,

0:49:21 > 0:49:24and, of course, our brilliant finalists, Scott and Austin.

0:49:24 > 0:49:27Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test.

0:49:27 > 0:49:31- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:49:31 > 0:49:34APPLAUSE

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