0:00:14 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE
0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERING
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:28 > 0:00:32and a very warm welcome to a special Saturday evening celebrity edition of Pointless,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Now, every single question on the programme has been asked to 100 people before the show.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41To be in with a chance of winning our final round jackpot,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46our celebrities need to come up with the answers that the fewest of our 100 people could think of.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57First up we welcome Erkan Mustafa and Lee MacDonald.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Now, obviously, we know you best as Roland and Zammo from Grange Hill.
0:01:06 > 0:01:12You jetted off to Washington to meet Nancy Reagan, the then First Lady.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yeah, we did. It was unbelievable to do the Just Say No record.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17We went into the White House. We met Nancy Reagan.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20We sang at Yankee Stadium.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22And at 16, to do that is unbelievable.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26The record wasn't too good but all the events after it...
0:01:26 > 0:01:27I'm so glad you said that.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- You've presented a show on E4 Music together, haven't you?- That's right.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35We did an '80s music show. Whenever there's '80s, they always bring me and Lee into it,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37which is quite fun, to be honest,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39because it brings back loads of memories for us two,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42dancing back then at Grange Hill parties.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45So music is going to be good for you if it comes up.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Hopefully, yeah.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48What are you hoping is going to come up, Lee?
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Not history.- Geography, English.. - Anything '80s
0:01:52 > 0:01:55or children's programmes from the '70s would be OK,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- like Bagpuss or Fingerbobs - I'm fine there.- OK.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03- OK, very best of luck. It's lovely having you on the show. - We're going to need it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And next, please welcome Peter Duncan and Mark Curry.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Best known for all sorts of different shows
0:02:15 > 0:02:18but we know you best performing together as Blue Peter presenters.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- You did all sorts of stunts, didn't you?- I was the daring-do type, yes.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I did Duncan Dares - I did daring-dos on that.- That's right.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Didn't you cling from Big Ben or something? The clock hands?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33I clinged from that, yeah. You remember more than me.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I remember because when I joined the show I thought
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I'm going to be asked to do everything that John Noakes did and Peter Duncan did
0:02:39 > 0:02:43and I said, listen, I'm going to be the Blue Peter wimp because I've got vertigo.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I don't like anything that's really daring because of what he'd done.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Is there anything you're dreading? - Football.- Quantum physics.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Really?- Quantum physics?- What?
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Football and quantum physics. We want musicals and theatre.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Yeah, we've done musicals together. - Have you? What did you do?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- We did Singin' In The Rain. - Did you?- Three, four...
0:03:01 > 0:03:06# Moses supposes his toeses are roses But Moses supposes erroneously
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- # Moses... #- That's enough. Oh, look - applause!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Unrehearsed.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16We should work on some sort of shtick like that.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I can't believe that Erkan and Lee didn't do a verse of Just Say No.
0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Peter, Mark, lovely to have you here. Very, very best of luck to you.- Thank you.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Next, we welcome Jayne Middlemiss and Jamie Theakston.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Now, we know you together from presenting The O-Zone and Glastonbury
0:03:38 > 0:03:41but from all sorts of things individually - Jamie, Live & Kicking.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Now, obviously, you do the breakfast show on Heart FM.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Jayne, you won Celebrity MasterChef. - I actually did.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Has cooking ever got tougher than that? I mean, honestly?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Cooking NEVER got tougher than that.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- It doesn't because they actually make you do it.- Yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58When you have to turn up at the restaurant,
0:03:58 > 0:04:02they make you turn up at eight in the morning, prepare the vegetables - you do the whole thing.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05And they're not very nice to you, either.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07They keep chatting away. They keep chatting away.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09So you're against the clock and they come up to you
0:04:09 > 0:04:11and they're going, "So what are you doing?"
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You feel like saying, "Get lost, man!"
0:04:13 > 0:04:15But they just... they just don't.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18And, Jamie, you've done all sorts of things.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Sports, cricket - you presented a cricket programme.- Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You're involved in the Lawn Tennis Association in some...in some way.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Aren't you?- Yes. Well, I have done, yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah, yeah.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Anything you're hoping doesn't come up?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I guess our worst nightmare would be for any kind of music questions,
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- bearing in mind that's kind of what we've done.- Yeah.- Really?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- It would be kind of embarrassing if you were rubbish.- Yeah.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46You've got to be... And on your show, Jamie, you get all sorts of gossip coming in.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49You must know pretty much everything we're going to ask you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Well, we'll see.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Jamie and Jayne, great to have you on the show. Very, very best of luck to you.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And finally, please welcome Sarah Greene and Mike Smith.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08Now, Sarah, we know you best from Saturday morning TV shows Going Live! and Saturday Superstore.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13And Mike, we know you from That's Showbiz, we know you from loads of things,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15together and separately.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- You did that, what was it called? Ghostwatch?- Ghostwatch.- Yes!
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- In which you died, Sarah, and everybody thought...- Well, did I?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- I'm going to say no. - Really?- Yeah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- I think you're right, Richard. Yeah.- Yeah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- And Mike, you're a keen aviator. Aviator?- Yes.- Is that the right thing to say?- Yes.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- I don't wear a helmet or goggles or anything but yes.- What a shame.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Aerial filming. - That's what you do now. - That's what I do.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Do you do all those shots for Coast? - We've done stuff for Coast.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- Top Gear I love doing. - You do that?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- They're completely barking mad.- Wow. - Anything that needs aerial pictures.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I just love travelling round this country,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56so I'm hoping we get geography questions.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I'm thinking this is going to feed into quite a lot of different Pointless categories.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Yeah.- A lot of geography, a lot of sport, all the things you cover.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You see, Radio 1, I've got a head full of rubbish.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Sarah and Mike, very warm welcome, very best of luck.- Thank you.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge as the show goes along.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15There's only one person left for me to introduce.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17When he goes shopping he goes to Sparks and Mensa.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19LAUGHTER
0:06:19 > 0:06:22He's my Pointless friend, he's Richard.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Hello. Hiya.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Ahem.- Sparks and Mensa, you say? - Yeah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Did you write that yourself? - Yeah.- I thought...
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I thought you looked pretty pleased.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I tell you what, if the 12-year-old me could see what I'm seeing now,
0:06:40 > 0:06:42his head would explode, wouldn't it?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Roland and Zammo. You've got Mark Curry and Peter Duncan.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49He'd be going, "Who are Jayne and Jamie?" because you're not famous yet
0:06:49 > 0:06:50because I'm only 12, don't forget.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- And there's Sarah Greene and Mike Smith!- Yeah, yeah.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- It's the most extraordinary thing that's ever happened. - It's going to fun, isn't it?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, it's definitely fun, it's definitely fun.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Brilliant. Thank you, Richard.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show
0:07:04 > 0:07:06but we are looking for the obscure answers they didn't get.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09To stay in the game and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12our celebrities need to score as few points as they can.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15What everyone is trying to do is to find a pointless answer,
0:07:15 > 0:07:17an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22As today's show is a celebrity special,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31WHOOPING
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, now, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer
0:07:44 > 0:07:46and you cannot confer with your partner.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49The pair with the highest score will be eliminated.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51OK, try and make sure that's not you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Our first category for today is:
0:07:56 > 0:07:58There we are. Celebrity families.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Can you all decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- You go first.- And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12OK, and the question concerns:
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- Richard?- Yeah, in a moment, Xander's going to show you a board
0:08:19 > 0:08:21with six famous parents on it.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25We need you to tell us any of the children of any of those six people, please.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30So you're going to see six parents. Tell us any of the children of any of these people.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Very best of luck.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36OK, now, then, Erkan and Lee, you drew lots and you're going first.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38So our six parents are:
0:08:47 > 0:08:50There we are. Six parents.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54We are looking for the first names of any child
0:08:54 > 0:08:57of any of these people on the board.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Lee? You've just got to think of the most obscure child belonging to one of those parents.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Oh, no!- You don't even need to say which parent it belongs to.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- OK. Charlie.- Charlie, says Lee.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12If Charlie's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Absolutely right, Lee.
0:09:18 > 0:09:2037 for Charlie.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Yeah, Charlie Sheen, of course, the son of Martin Sheen. Well done.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Thanks very much. Now then, Peter. A child from this board.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35This board of parents.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Lachlan.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Lachlan, says Peter, Lachlan.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said Lachlan.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Absolutely right.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Very, very well done indeed, Peter. Cracking score.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58One for Lachlan.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Well played, Peter. He's good, Peter, isn't he?- Very good.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Lachlan Murdoch is Rupert Murdoch's third child.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09OK, thank you very much, Richard.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Now, Jayne.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13The most obscure child of any of these parents.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I think I'm going to go with Poppy.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Poppy, says Jayne, Poppy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said Poppy.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- No!- Absolutely right.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- 16. - APPLAUSE
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Very good.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Very good score. 16 for Poppy.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Well played. Good start to your Pointless career.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Jamie Oliver's eldest child.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Now, then, Mike.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48We are looking for the first names of any children of these people.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50My favourites have all gone.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Er...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Jenna.- Jenna. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jenna.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01It's right.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh, very, very well done indeed, Mike.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Two for Jenna.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Another very good answer. Well done.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Everyone's doing disappointingly well.- Worryingly well.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- That's one of George W Bush's children. Jenna Bush. Jenna Hager now.- Thanks very much.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at our scores as they stand.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29The best score of the pass, Peter, is yours -
0:11:29 > 0:11:31lovely low score of one,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34so Peter and Mark looking pretty safe at this stage.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Then up to two, where we find Mike and Sarah,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38up to 16, where we find Jayne and Jamie,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41and then up to 37, where we find Lee and Erkan.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46So, Erkan, we need a really low-scoring answer from you in the next pass.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56OK, so we're looking for the first names of the children of these famous parents.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Sarah, you're on two. Erkan and Lee are on 37.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04If you can score 34 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Right.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Emilio.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Emilio, says Sarah. Here is your red line.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16If you get below that, you avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18If Emilio is right, let's see how many people said it.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Very well done.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And you're through to the next round. Well done. 19 for Emilio.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30That takes your total up to 21.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Emilio, Richard. - Yeah, Emilio Estevez,
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Charlie Sheen's older brother, Martin Sheen's eldest son.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Now, then, Jamie.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44You're on 16. The high scorers on 37 are Erkan and Lee.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49If you can score 20 or less, you are through to the next round.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I'm going to go with Apple.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Apple, says Jamie.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Apple.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's right.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- APPLAUSE - 36.
0:13:10 > 0:13:1236 for Apple takes your total up to 52.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow's first child with Chris Martin, of course.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19She thought the name sounded sweet and wholesome and Biblical.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah. Nothing's going to pip that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Mark, you're on one. The high scorers on 52 are Jamie and Jayne.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31If you can score 50 or less, through you go to the next round.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I've got to go for Zara.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Zara. Is it right? How many of our 100 people said Zara?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's right.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- You've done it!- Whoa!- 42. - APPLAUSE
0:13:51 > 0:13:5442 for Zara takes your total up to 43.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Richard? - Yeah, Princess Anne's daughter, of course. Zara Tindall, now.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- It's close now, isn't it? - Oh, yes, it's very exciting.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05So, Erkan, the high scorers at the moment are Jamie and Jayne on 52.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Erkan on 37. If you can score 14 or less,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11you're through to the next round.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14We are looking for the first names of any children of these people.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You can do your thinking aloud, if you like.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17- You're the last person to answer. - OK.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm going to go with the name Logan.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24OK, Logan, is it right? How many of our 100 people said Logan?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Oh! - GROANING
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Bad luck, Erkan. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34which means you score the maximum 100 points.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36That takes you up to an unbeatable 137.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I blame it on my schooling.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40LAUGHTER
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Richard, how authoritative was that? I was convinced that was a real answer.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Yeah, it sounded good, didn't it? It did.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50The only celebrity with a child called Logan is Halle Berry.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00At least you've cheered Jamie and Jayne up, Erkan, so that's good news.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03There's only four pointless answers in this round
0:15:03 > 0:15:05and you would have done very well to get any of these, I suspect.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08The first three are all Rupert Murdoch's children,
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Chloe, Grace and Prudence.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11All of those are pointless.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14And Martin Sheen's youngest, Renee, was also a pointless answer.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Some of the low scorers you could have gone for -
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Lachlan, obviously scores one point.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Ramone scored one - that's another of Martin Sheen's sons.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Petal - Jamie Oliver - would have scored you three.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Barbara Bush would have scored three and Buddy would have scored four.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Those would have been good answers
0:15:29 > 0:15:31but well done if you got any of those pointless ones.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Thanks very much, Richard.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35So the losing pair with the highest score
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm afraid is Erkan and Lee.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38I'm devastated.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I think Erkan's ruined it for me.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43It's a lovely name, though, Logan.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45If any of those people have more kids, maybe Gwyneth Paltrow...
0:15:45 > 0:15:50Exactly - Gwyneth Paltrow. A nice high antioxidant berry like that.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- It would be perfect. - For a girl it could be Logane with an E on the end.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56That's nice.
0:15:56 > 0:16:01- Terry Wogan.- Logane Wogan. - Logan Wogan would be a nice name.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Are you suggesting Terry's going to father a child now?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- I mean, he's... - All right, Hulk Hogan.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Logane Hogan, there we are. - Logan Hogan.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Good, well, thanks very much.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13For fun, we gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:16:13 > 0:16:18to come up with their favourite fictitious schools, all fictions.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23The most popular, beating Hogwarts, beating Waterloo Road,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- was Grange Hill!- No? - How about that? Yeah.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- CHEERING - It beat Hogwarts. It beat Hogwarts.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33In your face, JK Rowling.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36So, Erkan and Lee, thank you both so much for joining us.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39It's such as shame we have to say goodbye to you now
0:16:39 > 0:16:41but it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Thank you very much.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48For the remaining celebrity pairs, it's time for round two.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49CHEERING
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Now, there's only room for two celebrity pairs in our head to head,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00so one of these teams will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Which pair is it going to be?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Our category for round two is:
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Children's TV.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Can you decide who's going first, who's going second?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21OK, the question concerns:
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Catchphrases from children's TV shows. Richard?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Yes, on each pass we're going to show you six famous catchphrases
0:17:30 > 0:17:31from children's TV programmes.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34We need you to tell us from which programme they're taken.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Give us a nice obscure answer, you're going to score fewer points
0:17:37 > 0:17:40but give us an incorrect answer, you get 100 points.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43So across the two rounds, there's 12 of these in all to guess at home.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46It's a proper nostalgia fest, this round.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- Ah!- I guarantee it.- Good.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51So we are looking for the TV shows from which these catchphrases came
0:17:51 > 0:17:53and we have got on our first board:
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I'll read that lot one more time. Here we go.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22There we are. Six catchphrases from children's TV.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Peter, you're looking bewildered.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yes. I had a deprived childhood. I can't remember any of them.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- Am I first?- I'm afraid you are.- OK.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Now?- Pretty much, yes.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh...
0:18:36 > 0:18:40"Oh, crumbs, DM!" That sounds so familiar. "Oh, crumbs, DM!"
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Er... I'll have to go for Spot The Dog.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48You looked very blank, there, like that was a really bad choice.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm not giving anything away.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Was it called Spot or Spot The Dog? - I can't confer with you.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58If I say Spot The Dog is it wrong if it's Spot?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59If it's wrong, it'll be wrong.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- He can't tell you, he's presenting it.- OK.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I can't tell you, so you're on you're own.- OK.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Peter, what's your answer?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Unfortunately, it's going to be number five, the biggest spotty dog...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12What does it say? The biggest spotty dog you ever did see.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- It's Spot The Dog. - Spot The Dog, says Peter.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Let's if that's right.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Let's see how many people knew that answer, if it is Spot The Dog.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Oh!- Oh, no! - GROANING
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Bad luck, Peter. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- I can see. - LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- I'm very sorry.- What was it called then?- We'll discover in a moment.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- I'll give you the answer at the end of the pass, in case Jamie or Sarah want to go for that.- Oh, I see.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Now, then, Jamie. The board's just got a little bit easier.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47- Yeah.- Of all the many things that any of these could have been,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- we can just tick Spot The Dog off now.- OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I'm going to go for Diff'rent Strokes
0:19:54 > 0:19:57for "Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
0:19:57 > 0:19:58OK, Diff'rent Strokes, says Jamie.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Let's see if that's right and how many people knew that if it is.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Of course it's right.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Great answer, Jamie. Very well done. That scores you 20.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Richard?- Very well played, Jamie. Good answer.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21The catchphrase of Arnold, played by Gary Coleman.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Now, then, Sarah, which shows did these catchphrases come from?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29You're the last person to have this board. You can fill in the blanks for us.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I think... I think you can.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36I feel I'm sort of reverting now, back several decades
0:20:36 > 0:20:41to when I used to have to tidy up after Peter Duncan on Blue Peter
0:20:41 > 0:20:45and I'm going to have a go at the Spotty Dog one
0:20:45 > 0:20:48and I'm going to say The Woodentops.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50The Woodentops, says Sarah.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Mike's doing some weird sumo thing behind you. I don't know what...
0:20:54 > 0:21:01We can't confer. We've been married for 23 years and we can't talk to each other on this show. It's weird.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You don't have to thank us, Mike.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11OK, Sarah has said The Woodentops.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17It's absolutely right.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Oh, down it goes - 19.- 19 again! - Very, very, very well done.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27The best score on the pass.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Very well played, Sarah.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34That's how Spotty Dog was introduced at the beginning of every episode on Watch With Mother.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's the best answer on the board, as well.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Did you see my Spotty Dog impression?
0:21:39 > 0:21:44- Oh, I see.- Is that what that was? - You're too young to remember Spotty Dog?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Yeah, Spotty Dog.- Fantastic.- Wow.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52- APPLAUSE - If you weren't there, that is exactly how he was.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54As far as I know, that was brilliant.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Let's go through the board.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01"Can we fix it?" was Bob The Builder. That's the biggest score there. 66.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- "Ready to play? What's the day?" - Play School.- Play School.
0:22:06 > 0:22:1021 points. Play School was accidentally the first programme ever on BBC2.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12They were supposed to start the night before
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and there was a power cut, so they started with the kids' programmes the next day.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- How nice!- The first programme ever on BBC2.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21"Time for bed," said Zebedee, Magic Roundabout, scores 72.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- "Oh, crumbs, DM."- Danger Mouse. - Danger Mouse is absolutely right.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Oh, Danger Mouse! - That would have scored you 24.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Let's take a look at the scores. The best score of the pass, Sarah, was yours.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Fabulous low score of 19.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Only one lower than Jamie's score, I might say,
0:22:35 > 0:22:38atoning, there, somewhat, for Apple in the first round.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41So, yes, 19, 20, then up to 100,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- where we find Peter and Mark. - Spot.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47So, Mark, what we need from you is a very, very low-scoring answer.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Very best of luck with that.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57OK, so we're going to put six more catchphrases on the board and here they come.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59We have got:
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I'll read those again.
0:23:23 > 0:23:28Now, remember, we're looking for the children's TV shows from which these catchphrases come.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32You're trying to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35The high scorers are Mark and Peter on 100, you're on 19,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38so if you score 80 or less, Mike,
0:23:38 > 0:23:40you will avoid becoming the high scorers.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44My head is now in black and white,
0:23:44 > 0:23:47going "Rrrrrr!", going back through all these things
0:23:47 > 0:23:50and I'm trying to tie it up with shows that I would have seen.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54There's one that I know but everybody would have said it.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58So I'm going to say Crackerjack, "Ooh, I could crush a grape."
0:23:58 > 0:24:01"Ooh, I could crush a grape," Crackerjack, says Mike.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Here is your red line. If you can get below that red line with Crackerjack,
0:24:05 > 0:24:07you are through to the next round.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Let's see if it's right. How many of our 100 said Crackerjack?
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Absolutely right. And you're through. Very well done, Mike.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh, my God. I don't believe it.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- 22.- No way! - APPLAUSE
0:24:18 > 0:24:21This is very good indeed. 41 is your total.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Well played, Mike. Safely through. Said by Stu Francis.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30"Ooh, I could jump over a doll's house," as well, he used to say.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32It was all to do with him being small.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33- Oh, is that what it was?- Yeah.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I never understood, "Ooh, I could crush a grape."
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You thought it was something to do with wine, knowing you.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I did wonder, yes. Mm.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Now, then, Jayne.- Yes.- Which shows did these catchphrases come from?
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- What do you make of the board? - I know four of the answers.
0:24:49 > 0:24:53- This is good.- But because I love kids' telly,
0:24:53 > 0:24:57I don't know which one would be the most obscure to the people who you asked.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- OK.- So I think I'm going to go Mr Benn
0:25:01 > 0:25:04for "As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared."
0:25:04 > 0:25:07"As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared," Mr Benn, says Jayne.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Let's see if that's right. How many people said it?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13It's right...
0:25:13 > 0:25:14and you're through.
0:25:17 > 0:25:2032. That takes your total up to 52.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Very well done, Jayne.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28Well played, Jayne. Do you know how many episodes of Mr Benn they made, Jayne?
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Seven.
0:25:30 > 0:25:3413 but I thought that was a small number but you've made it sound even smaller.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Now, Mark, the writing is on the wall, I'm afraid.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39I know.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You are the high scorers even before you've given your answer.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44You can talk us through the board.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47I'm might be wrong, but there was a show called Pipkin years ago
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- about a rabbit with funny ears. - I remember him.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I wondered if that was, "Isn't that a pip?"
0:25:53 > 0:25:57but maybe it's so obscure that nobody probably remembers that.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- We're going for the 200, basically. - It gets better, honestly.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Eh-oh is Teletubbies.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08That's the one I'm really sure about.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- So do I really take a gamble? - Yeah, go on.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14No, because if we get it wrong again, both of us...
0:26:14 > 0:26:16You won't look stupid. It will be fun.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21I'm going to go for Teletubbies, say Eh-oh.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Say eh-oh, Teletubbies, says Mark.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27- Is it right?- Absolutely right.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- It's good. - It's still going down. 44.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- APPLAUSE - That's not bad at all, Mark. 144 is your total.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Yes, you avoided the 200 club, Mark.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43If you had gone for Pipkins for "Isn't that a pip?" you'd be in the 200 club.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45It's much more recent. It's from In The Night Garden.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48- Oh!- Ah! - That would have scored six points.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Now, those other two, I have to say, are as familiar to me as my own names.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Really?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- But Emily love him.- Bagpuss.- Bagpuss.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Of course. That would have scored 30.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01And "Is it Penry, the mild-mannered janitor?"
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Hong Kong Phooey.- Hong Kong Phooey. - Number one super guy.
0:27:03 > 0:27:0615 points?!
0:27:06 > 0:27:07Thanks very much, Richard.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09So at the end of round two, our losing celebrity pair
0:27:09 > 0:27:13with their high score of 144, I'm afraid to say it's Mark and Peter.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- Oh!- Oh, dear!- Never mind. You were brilliant.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- You did so well in the first round. - I know.- You got Lachlan.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22I suddenly thought, "Ooh, the dark horses - they're going to win."
0:27:22 > 0:27:25My whole life's been like that. It starts well and then it just...
0:27:27 > 0:27:28crumbles, falls apart.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Now, listen, for fun, we gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:27:31 > 0:27:34to name their favourite kids' show of all time.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Tied in fifth place, Swap Shop and Grange Hill
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- but winning it outright, Blue Peter! - Yes!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- There we are! That's nice. - APPLAUSE
0:27:46 > 0:27:48That's nice.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- There you go.- Peter and Mark, thank you both so much for coming along and playing.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- Brilliant, brilliant contestants. - APPLAUSE
0:27:57 > 0:28:02But for the remaining two celebrity pairs, things get even more exciting as we enter the head to head.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Well, congratulations, Sarah and Mike, Jayne and Jamie,
0:28:11 > 0:28:13you are now only one round away from the final
0:28:13 > 0:28:17and a chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19AUDIENCE OOHS
0:28:21 > 0:28:23You are now going to go head to head
0:28:23 > 0:28:26and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot
0:28:26 > 0:28:29but the big news is, from here on in, you are allowed to confer.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33Best of luck to both pairs. I'm sure you don't need it.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Let's play the head to head.
0:28:40 > 0:28:44OK, here comes your first question and it concerns:
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Green vegetables, Richard.
0:28:49 > 0:28:54Because it's a Saturday night show, the BBC like me to do something a bit more showbiz with the questions
0:28:54 > 0:28:56- and so I've brought out the big guns. - OK.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58We're going to show you five pictures now
0:28:58 > 0:29:00of culinary fruit and vegetables
0:29:00 > 0:29:02which are predominantly green in colour.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06Can you name the most obscure of these vegetables, please?
0:29:08 > 0:29:10- Wow.- Yeah.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13Be careful at home you don't topple off the front of your sofa
0:29:13 > 0:29:15as you shuffle nearer the screen.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17OK, thanks very much for that, Richard.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Let's reveal our five green vegetables and here they come.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22We've got:
0:29:36 > 0:29:40OK, there we are. Sarah and Mike, you've played best so far, so you go first.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44All right. I am going to go for a vegetable
0:29:44 > 0:29:48that I have just tried to grow this year for the first time
0:29:48 > 0:29:51and I haven't done very well with it
0:29:51 > 0:29:53because now I see what it should look like.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55LAUGHTER
0:29:55 > 0:29:59It's a fully, lovely rounded C, I'm going to go for,
0:29:59 > 0:30:01kohlrabi.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05- Kohlrabi.- Yeah. - Kohlrabi says Sarah for C.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Now, then, Jayne and Jamie.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Talk us through the rest of the board.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- We're pretty sure about fennel, avocado...- Brussels. - Brussels sprouts.
0:30:13 > 0:30:20- We think that E is lady fingers... - Or okra.- Okra.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Okra. OK.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24So we have kohlrabi and we have okra.
0:30:25 > 0:30:29Sarah and Mike said kohlrabi. Let's see how many people said kohlrabi.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39Ten for kohlrabi.
0:30:45 > 0:30:50Jayne and Jamie have said that E is okra. E, okra.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Absolutely right.
0:31:00 > 0:31:0234.
0:31:04 > 0:31:0734. Sarah and Mike, after one question, you are up one-nil.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11You know your green vegetables. Those are the best two answers.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14Nothing you could have done about kohlrabi.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16Kohlrabi is German for cabbage-turnip.
0:31:16 > 0:31:19That's what it's meant to be. I had no idea.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22I don't know. I've never seen it.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26And Jamie has taken us through the rest of them.
0:31:26 > 0:31:30A is fennel, that would have scored you 42.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32- A lot of people recognising fennel. - Yeah.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Fennel's gone way up, way up.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Fennel more recognisable than Hong Kong Phooey, it turns out.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Almost three times. Who would have thought?
0:31:40 > 0:31:42B is avocado.
0:31:42 > 0:31:43That would have scored you 74.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Ooh!
0:31:45 > 0:31:47D is Brussels sprouts. How many people recognised them?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51That's going to be... Oh, look how saucy that is.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55They've made the Brussels sprouts slightly sweaty.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00Bit of condensation there, for the true sproutophile.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02That would have scored 99 points.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- 99.- 99 points for Brussels sprouts.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07And okra at the end, there.
0:32:07 > 0:32:12And the good news for everybody at home is you've had your five a day.
0:32:12 > 0:32:13There we are.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Okra also known as the ladies' finger.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18- Yeah, Jamie said that.- Exactly, yes.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20LAUGHTER
0:32:21 > 0:32:23So here comes your second question.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Jayne and Jamie, you have to win this question to stay in the game.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28The second question concerns:
0:32:30 > 0:32:33- LAUGHTER - That doesn't seem fair, does it?
0:32:33 > 0:32:36- That's a bit stacked, the odds. - That doesn't seem fair.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39We're going to give you five clues to facts about Keith Chegwin.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Can you pick the most obscure answer? Very best of luck.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46Well, Richard, I have no need for you, no further need in this round,
0:32:46 > 0:32:48well, this question, anyway,
0:32:48 > 0:32:50because I have the man himself - here he is.
0:32:50 > 0:32:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:32:52 > 0:32:56- Keith, how are you?- I'm really well. - Lovely to have you here.
0:32:56 > 0:32:57Hey-hey!
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- Nice to see you.- Nice to see you. - There you go.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04I feel better already now.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Look at this. Hiya.
0:33:06 > 0:33:09It's so odd because I've worked with them all before. It's lovely.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11We've never seen you with your clothes on.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15Don't. I only had a small part in that show.
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- Now, then, do you want to reveal your questions?- Let's have a look.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21Oh, my gosh, they're good.
0:33:21 > 0:33:26Radio DJ - who is my sister? Tough one, really.
0:33:26 > 0:33:29Boxer who refereed with me on It's A Knockout.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33The children's game show I hosted, first screened in 1978.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Oh, my God, that seems years ago, doesn't it?
0:33:35 > 0:33:40In 2011, I broke three ribs training for this skating show.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42I actually broke my shoulder, as well.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Game show in which I appeared without any clothes on.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47There you go. It had to be there, didn't it?
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Please, please say it's not Pointless Celebrities.
0:33:51 > 0:33:53OK, so there it is, look.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- Wa-hey!- There we are. Thank you very much.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13So, now, then. This time, Jamie and Jayne, you go first.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Erm, we've got it down to two,
0:34:16 > 0:34:23so I think we are going to go with the radio DJ who is Keith's sister.
0:34:23 > 0:34:28- It's Janice Long.- Janice Long, say Jayne and Jamie. Janice Long.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31OK, Sarah and Mike. Talk us through the board.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34I'm a bit distracted because it's so lovely to hear...
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Janice Long lived in my flat. I lived with Janice for a couple of years,
0:34:38 > 0:34:41so that would have been a bit unfair, really.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42I'm not allowed to say anything.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44OK, I know there's Dancing On Ice
0:34:44 > 0:34:46and I know there's Cheggers Plays Pop
0:34:46 > 0:34:48and I know it's Frank Bruno
0:34:48 > 0:34:52and I know you were on Channel Five naked as a jaybird, as they say,
0:34:52 > 0:34:55but I don't know the name of the show.
0:34:55 > 0:34:59So I'm going to go for Frank Bruno.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01Frank Bruno, say Sarah and Mike.
0:35:01 > 0:35:03So it's between Janice Long and Frank Bruno.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Who do you fancy in that? - I don't know. I'm excited.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- OK.- I love this show. I can't tell you how much I love this show.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13And I'm actually on it. I'm here! Look! Cos Richard's there.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17Now, then, Jayne and Jamie have gone for Janice Long.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Let's see if that's right
0:35:19 > 0:35:22and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Janice Long.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27It's right.
0:35:30 > 0:35:31- Oh, it's a good answer.- Wow.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33It's a good answer. 13.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36Very good.
0:35:36 > 0:35:3913. Unlucky for some.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42It might be lucky for them. We'll have to see.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Sarah and Mike have said Frank Bruno.
0:35:44 > 0:35:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said Frank Bruno.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52It's right.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Is it going to go down lower than 13?
0:35:57 > 0:35:58- Oh!- Oh!- 19.
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- Well done. - I thought they'd won it, there.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03I thought they'd done it.
0:36:03 > 0:36:0619, which means, Jayne and Jamie, you have won the point.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10You've done what you had to do. After two questions it's one-all.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Now, take us through this board.
0:36:12 > 0:36:17- Which do you reckon is going to be the lowest scoring?- That's so tough.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20People still sing the theme tune to Cheggers Plays Pop.
0:36:20 > 0:36:25Getting the name right of the show that I appeared in without any clothes,
0:36:25 > 0:36:28getting the name right, I think, yeah.
0:36:28 > 0:36:29- OK, you think that? - I think that one.
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- What was the answer?- Naked Jungle. - Naked Jungle.- Yeah.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35- Richard.- Let's take a look at the scores.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39The show where you broke three ribs was Dancing On Ice, of course.
0:36:39 > 0:36:40That would have scored 44.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43The children's game show, Cheggers Plays Pop.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45You got that right, Cheggers, 14.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47And you're right, the game show The Naked Jungle
0:36:47 > 0:36:49would have scored three points.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51- Wow.- My God.- Three points.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- They may not remember the name but the image...- Oh, don't!
0:36:54 > 0:36:58..the image is burned onto the retinas of a generation.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Very good. Keith, thank you so much for coming on. - Thank you very much.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- Keith Chegwin, ladies and gentlemen. - Thank you! Cheers!- Fabulous. - CHEERING
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Lovely to meet you.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15OK. All of which is mere preamble for this, our third question.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18The decider. Whoever wins this question, goes through to the final
0:37:18 > 0:37:22and plays for that jackpot for their nominated charity.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Here it comes. It concerns:
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Oh, no!
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Cricket fielding positions.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32What's that?
0:37:33 > 0:37:36- Is it a sport? - LAUGHTER
0:37:36 > 0:37:38We're going to show you five cricket fielding positions now
0:37:38 > 0:37:40but we're just going to give you the initials of them.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Can you tell us what the position is and choose the most obscure of them?
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Very best of luck. - OK. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Let's reveal our five cricketing fielding positions in initial form
0:37:50 > 0:37:53and here they come. We have got:
0:37:59 > 0:38:01I'll read those all one last time.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11Five cricketing positions but only their initials.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Sarah and Mike, you go first this time.- Right.
0:38:14 > 0:38:19I was in the Essex youth cricket team when I was 14
0:38:19 > 0:38:21for a day
0:38:21 > 0:38:25and I got replaced by my best mate at school, Mervyn Day,
0:38:25 > 0:38:28who went on to win the FA Cup final with West Ham,
0:38:28 > 0:38:32which, I think, is football, so, you know, I wasn't a great cricketer.
0:38:32 > 0:38:33Erm...
0:38:33 > 0:38:36The only one I really know the correct answer to is W-K.
0:38:36 > 0:38:43- Wicket-keeper.- OK. Sarah and Mike are saying wicket-keeper for W-K.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45Now, then, Jayne and Jamie.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Or just Jamie.- You can talk us through the board, if you like.
0:38:48 > 0:38:51Well, I'm not going to lie. We've slightly lucked out here.
0:38:51 > 0:38:52Good.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Because Jayne is a massive cricket fan.
0:38:55 > 0:39:00Massive! I love when they bat and stuff and they catch
0:39:00 > 0:39:02and I just love it, it's brilliant.
0:39:02 > 0:39:08So er... Jayne will take you through some of these.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Gulley.- The first one is gulley.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13- Yep.- The second one is long off.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18- Cover point. - Cover point is the third.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Deep square leg. - Oh, I like that one.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23- LAUGHTER - Deep square leg.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27What are you going for, Theakston?
0:39:27 > 0:39:31- We're going to go for deep square leg.- I like that.- Deep square leg say Jane and Jamie.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35OK, let's see. Sarah and Mike have given us wicket-keeper.
0:39:35 > 0:39:39Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said wicket-keeper.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42Absolutely right.
0:39:44 > 0:39:4568.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54Which means, Jayne and Jamie, you have to beat 68 with deep square leg.
0:39:54 > 0:39:59Let's see if you can do it. Is it right and how many people said deep square leg for DSL?
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Absolutely right.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04And you've done it! Very, very, very well done.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Where's it going to stop?
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Four! Fantastic answer.
0:40:09 > 0:40:14Very, very well done. Deep square leg's four beats wicket-keeper's 68,
0:40:14 > 0:40:18which means, Jayne and Jamie, you are through to the final two-one.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Very well done indeed.
0:40:20 > 0:40:25- Yes, the best answer on the board, so well played, Jayne.- Thank you. - Terrifically well done.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27It turned up nicely, that last question,
0:40:27 > 0:40:30though, Sarah, we did give you a vegetable you're growing
0:40:30 > 0:40:32and then we brought on your former flatmate's brother,
0:40:32 > 0:40:35so hopefully, it all evens out in the end.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39Let's go through them. Jayne took us through them perfectly.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41G is gulley. You almost went for it. You almost said goalie.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Gulley would have scored you 12 points.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45LO is long off.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47That would have scored 18.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51And CP, cover point, would have scored eight points.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Very well done if you said deep square leg at home.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55That was a great head to head. Great answers all round.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Great answers, absolutely, and Keith Chegwin, too.
0:40:58 > 0:41:03- Oh, I forgot about that, yes. - Yeah. Thanks, Richard.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06So our losing pair at the end of the head to head... (GASPS)
0:41:06 > 0:41:08Shock! Sarah! Mike!
0:41:08 > 0:41:10Our golden pair.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13Just don't say the consolation prize is two tickets to a test match.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16It's 12.
0:41:18 > 0:41:23Sarah and Mike, you've played so well. You've been brilliant the whole way through.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26- Thank you for having us. - You've knocked it out of the park every single round.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Thank you for playing. Brilliant sports. Thank you.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31- APPLAUSE - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37But for Jayne and Jamie it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Congratulations, Jayne and Jamie, you've fought off all the competition
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.- Yay!
0:41:55 > 0:42:01You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, which stands at £2,500.
0:42:01 > 0:42:02WHOOPING
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- Well, you've done it. - Yes. It was hard.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Sarah and Mike, all the way through, they were the low scorers
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- and boy, were they competitive. - Yeah, they were good.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- They had the jokes, they had the moves.- They did.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20You've made it through to the final. The rules are very simple.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25We haven't had any pointless answers today.
0:42:25 > 0:42:29You only have to find one now and you will go home with that money for your charities.
0:42:29 > 0:42:33First you've got to choose a category from these five options. They are:
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Oh, God.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44When you say country names, what do you mean?
0:42:44 > 0:42:46I'm guessing names of countries.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- I don't know.- Thanks. Thanks.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- Which one would you like? - Oh, well...- Not golf.
0:42:54 > 0:42:59- Are any of those, are you thinking, "I fancy that"? - Music awards is the only thing.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- I'd go... I'd like to go music awards.- Would you?
0:43:03 > 0:43:04If you don't fancy golf...
0:43:05 > 0:43:09If you think you know like golf inside out...
0:43:09 > 0:43:10No, I wouldn't say that, no.
0:43:10 > 0:43:12My cousin's a golfer.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14That's nice.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18- We're going to go... I think we're going to go for music awards.- Yeah.
0:43:18 > 0:43:19OK, we're there. Music awards.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20Phew.
0:43:20 > 0:43:22Let's find out what the question is.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many
0:43:30 > 0:43:32- ..as they could.- I've got one! - Richard.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34We're looking for the name of any group or artist
0:43:34 > 0:43:37who received the Brit Award for outstanding contribution to music
0:43:37 > 0:43:39up to the 2011 ceremony.
0:43:39 > 0:43:43So any band or individual artist who have won the outstanding contribution to music.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44Very, very best of luck.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers
0:43:47 > 0:43:51and all you need to win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities
0:43:51 > 0:43:53is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:43:53 > 0:43:57- Are you ready?- Yes. - OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59There they are. Your time starts now.
0:43:59 > 0:44:01- OK. Fleetwood Mac.- Right.
0:44:01 > 0:44:05- Pet Shop Boys.- Pet Shop Boys.- Oasis. - Oasis. Paul Weller.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Paul Weller, right.- Blur.- Blur.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11These are quite recent. We need someone back in the day a little bit.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15- What about erm...?- Fleetwood Mac's quite a good call.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Let's go back. Why don't we think...?- What about the Eurythmics?
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Yeah, I think possibly but...
0:44:20 > 0:44:23I don't even know if they actually did do it
0:44:23 > 0:44:26- but she was always getting awards, Annie Lennox, wasn't she?- Sure.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29I'm thinking why don't we go back to sort of early '80s.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32Yeah but who?
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Er, what about erm...
0:44:34 > 0:44:38Outstanding music... I can't remember.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Contribution to music.
0:44:40 > 0:44:42All the ones we've done are relatively recent.
0:44:42 > 0:44:44Who was that...? Didn't the Bee Gees get it?
0:44:44 > 0:44:46Ten seconds left.
0:44:46 > 0:44:49- Er, OK. Do we have to come up with our three now?- No, you're OK.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Oh, right, OK.
0:44:51 > 0:44:52Erm...
0:44:56 > 0:44:58OK, your time is up.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01We were looking for winners of Brit Award for outstanding contribution.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04I now need your three answers.
0:45:04 > 0:45:05I reckon Fleetwood Mac, Pet Shop Boys.
0:45:05 > 0:45:09- Erm...- We just need one more.
0:45:09 > 0:45:13- And we're going to go for... You say.- No, you say.
0:45:13 > 0:45:15- That was your idea.- Paul Weller. - Paul Weller.
0:45:15 > 0:45:17Oh!
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- Paul Weller.- This is horrible. - Paul Weller.
0:45:20 > 0:45:25OK, we have your three answers. Pet Shop Boys, Fleetwood Mac, and Paul Weller.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29- Yeah.- There we are. Which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:45:29 > 0:45:31- Fleetwood Mac. - We'll put them last.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34- Which is your least likely? - Paul Weller.
0:45:34 > 0:45:39Paul Weller, OK. Let's put those up on the board in that order.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40We have got:
0:45:43 > 0:45:48OK, so we're looking for winners of the Brit Award for outstanding contribution.
0:45:48 > 0:45:52Your first answer, the one you thought is least likely to be pointless, was Paul Weller.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Remember, you only have to find one pointless answer
0:45:54 > 0:45:57- to win that jackpot. - And we've got three chances.
0:45:57 > 0:45:59That's exactly right.
0:45:59 > 0:46:02Three chances to win that jackpot for your charities.
0:46:02 > 0:46:06OK, let's find out. For £2,500, how many people said Paul Weller?
0:46:09 > 0:46:11It's right.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14That's the first thing. The second thing is has to be is pointless.
0:46:14 > 0:46:18If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave with £2,500.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20It's still going down...
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- Oh, three, for Paul Weller! - That was close. - APPLAUSE
0:46:26 > 0:46:29- Three for Paul Weller. Now... - It's not good enough. - It's not good enough.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Three isn't good enough.
0:46:31 > 0:46:32You only have two more chances to win
0:46:32 > 0:46:34but that's quite heartening news.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37Only three people got Paul Weller and you put him first.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39He was your least likely answer.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42We're looking for winners of the Brit Award for outstanding contribution.
0:46:42 > 0:46:48Let's say you win that jackpot, what are the charities you are playing for? Jayne?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51I'm playing for the Terence Higgins Trust.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53Very, very good indeed. Jamie?
0:46:53 > 0:46:55- UNICEF.- UNICEF.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57- Two fantastic charities. - APPLAUSE
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Very, very well done.
0:47:01 > 0:47:05Fingers crossed one of your two remaining answers will win that jackpot.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Let's hope nobody said your next answer - Pet Shop Boys.
0:47:08 > 0:47:11It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.
0:47:11 > 0:47:14So for £2,500, how many people said Pet Shop Boys?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20It's right.
0:47:20 > 0:47:26Now, your first answer, Paul Weller, took us all the way down to six.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29Pet Shop Boys going down, still going down...
0:47:30 > 0:47:31- Oh, you've done it! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:31 > 0:47:33You've done it!
0:47:33 > 0:47:36Very well done. Fantastic.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Fantastic work. That's brilliant. Well done.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Well done!
0:47:49 > 0:47:55Fantastic. With only your second answer, Pet Shop Boys, a pointless answer,
0:47:55 > 0:47:58which means you win the jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01- Very well done indeed. Brilliant work. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:06 > 0:48:08- How fantastic. Richard? - Brilliant, very well played.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11You've been terrific throughout and three really good answers.
0:48:11 > 0:48:13Fleetwood Mac would have gone down to one.
0:48:13 > 0:48:16- Ooh! - AUDIENCE GASPING
0:48:16 > 0:48:17That wouldn't have been nice.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21You mentioned another pointless answer - The Eurythmics. That would have won you the money.
0:48:21 > 0:48:25Let's take a look at all the pointless answers, see if you got these at home.
0:48:25 > 0:48:28Bob Geldof was a pointless answer. David Bowie.
0:48:28 > 0:48:31- Duran Duran!- Duran Duran. - I can't believe Duran Duran.
0:48:31 > 0:48:36- You can't believe them in what way? - Cos...- Why, what have they said?
0:48:37 > 0:48:41- Has Nick Rhodes been lying to you, Jayne?- Sorry, sorry.
0:48:41 > 0:48:44The Eurythmics, Freddie Mercury. Pet Shop Boys won in 2009.
0:48:44 > 0:48:48They did a medley with Lady Gaga and Brandon Flowers, amongst others.
0:48:48 > 0:48:50- Rod Stewart, Van Morrison.- Wham! - Wham!
0:48:50 > 0:48:52Also The Police would have been pointless.
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Very well done if you said any of those
0:48:54 > 0:48:57but very well done for you guys winning that money for charity.
0:48:57 > 0:48:58Terrific.
0:48:58 > 0:49:01Well, thanks once again to our winning celebrities, Jayne and Jamie,
0:49:01 > 0:49:03who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:49:08 > 0:49:11And a huge thank you to our other celebrity pairs,
0:49:11 > 0:49:13Erkan and Lee, Peter and Mark and Sarah and Mike.
0:49:13 > 0:49:16Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:49:19 > 0:49:20And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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