Episode 9

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0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35A very warm welcome to a special female soap star edition of Pointless,

0:00:35 > 0:00:37the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Every question on tonight's programme

0:00:39 > 0:00:42has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44To be in with a chance of winning our jackpot

0:00:44 > 0:00:46our celebrities must find the answers

0:00:46 > 0:00:49that the fewest of those 100 people could think of.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53APPLAUSE

0:00:55 > 0:00:59First up, we welcome Rula Lenska and Wendi Peters from Coronation Street.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, Rula, we've seen you in lots of roles since the '70s.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09You played Claudia Colby on the Street,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11and Wendi, you played Cilla Battersby-Brown in the soap

0:01:11 > 0:01:13until your character left for Vegas,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16leaving your children Fiz and Chesney to fend for themselves.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Oh, no, it's tough.- The shame! - They've done all right, though.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21They're doing better without me, to be honest.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25And Wendi. Wendi, Wendi, you've been on Celebrity MasterChef...

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Oh, yeah! Yeah, that was great. Great experience.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- A bit of a nightmare. - It must have been!- Hard work.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I'm hoping this might be a little bit easier...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- No... - LAUGHTER

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Don't count on it!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Plenty of food and drink questions. - OK, they'd be good for you...

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Rula, what would be good for you?

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Umm... Subjects-wise, wildlife, languages...

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Yep...

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- We're all right!- Languages?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52How many languages do you speak, Rula?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Four.- Wow!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Polish, French, Italian,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59a bit of English...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01LAUGHTER

0:02:01 > 0:02:04..German and a tiny bit of Swahili.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Bedroom Swahili!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Do you speak Lithuanian?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- No.- Oh, that's a shame! That is a shame.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13LAUGHTER

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Anyway, a warm welcome to you, Rula and Wendi.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Lovely to have you on the show.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Next, please welcome Adele Silva and Verity Rushworth from Emmerdale.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:26 > 0:02:30You are known best as Kelly Dingle and Donna Windsor-Dingle,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32my favourite name from any fiction, ever,

0:02:32 > 0:02:35- from the soap, where you played half-sisters.- We did.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Yes, yes, we had the same dad, didn't we? We lost him.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- He died, yeah.- Well, they all did. - Smashed his head off a freezer.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Off a freezer?!- As you do. Yeah.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- These things happen in Soap Land. - Yes.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49And Adele, I said Celebrity MasterChef is hard.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54- You were on Hell's Kitchen...- I was, yeah.- Oh, how was that?- Very hard.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Very hard, and very hot! Really hot in the kitchen!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- You came second.- I came second, yes.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Now, what do you hope will come up today, Verity?

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Anything to do with theatre and the arts, maybe actors, actresses...

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Musical theatre is my passion, so anything like that would be great.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12How about you, Adele?

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Not wildlife...- Not wildlife. - ..and not languages.- OK.- Please.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17LAUGHTER

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- That would help.- Brilliant.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Do you want to add to that, Verity? Anything you don't want to come up?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26Just anything I don't know, which would be a bit long...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Fair enough. Good request.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Well, best of luck, Adele, Verity, lovely to have you on the show.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Next, please welcome Alex Fletcher and Sue Jenkins from Brookside.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Now, Alex, we know you as Jacqui Dixon,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45and you joined the cast at the age of 12.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48And Sue, we know you from various soaps, but most notably,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- you played the long-suffering wife Jackie Corkhill.- I did.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Alex, you're now in Hollyoaks... - I am, yes.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56..and another Celebrity MasterChef!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, yeah, I was a quarter-finalist, and it was...

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Actually, I feel more scared today than I did on MasterChef...

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Really?!- My heart's pounding out of my chest. We've deep breathed...

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Yes, we've...- Oh, dear!

0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Really?!- Yeah!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- What is it?- I don't know why! - What possibly could it be?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- You can be quite frightening. - Yeah?- Yeah, a little bit.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18No, it's not you, I promise.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21I tell you what, quizzes do get tougher than this,

0:04:21 > 0:04:22- I can tell you that.- Yeah.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Well, as long as it's not like Mastermind...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27OK, who's done Mastermind?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29- How was that?- That was scary.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33Black chair and a very shiny floor. Ooh!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35- And that music...- Yeah.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37So, Alex, what do you hope will come up?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, we're hoping that geography won't come up, aren't we?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43We're not great with the old geography. I think music...

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'm setting myself up for a fall now, aren't I,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48if a music question comes up and I don't know it?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Not cricket or rugby.- OK. - We'll have to leave if...

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Not geography, not cricket, not rugby...

0:04:54 > 0:04:56- The arts would be nice.- OK.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Or scuba-diving. - Scuba-diving would be good.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01The worst fear is knowing the answer

0:05:01 > 0:05:03and not being able to bring it to the fore.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah. Well, I'm sure that won't happen.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Best of luck to you, Alex and Sue. Lovely to have you here.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12And finally, we've got Anna Karen and Laila Morse from EastEnders.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Now, Anna and Laila, we know you best as Aunt Sal and Big Mo,

0:05:18 > 0:05:21and you've each been part of Walford for over a decade.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I mean, you've been on that for a long time, haven't you?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- 12 years.- Blimey!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28And Anna, you were Olive on On The Buses...

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yes, for my sins.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Do you know, you were on a comedy show that Richard wrote.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I know, he told me!- Yeah.- Yeah...

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Boyz Unlimited.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- She was very good, as well. - Thank you.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- I've written her some lines for this evening as well.- Oh, thank you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- She's got all the answers. - Oh, great.- Oh, hallelujah!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Not necessarily the correct ones, just...- Oh!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53And Laila, acting very much in your blood.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- You, of course, are Gary Oldman's sister...- Yeah.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58What do you hope will come up today, Laila?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Anything that I can answer.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- That's fair enough.- That's...yeah. - Fair enough.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Are there any particular things you're hoping we don't ask you?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Geography, maths, history...

0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Sport.- Sport...- I don't mind tennis.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- You don't mind tennis? - I like tennis.- OK, tennis.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Are you OK with tennis, Laila? Can we agree on tennis?- No.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21LAUGHTER

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Brilliant. Well, lovely to have you on the show.

0:06:24 > 0:06:25A warm welcome and best of luck.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27We look forward to discovering all your hidden knowledge.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30There's only one person left for me to introduce.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33The inside of his head is like a massive encyclopaedia

0:06:33 > 0:06:34with a few things underlined

0:06:34 > 0:06:36and a copy of Nuts magazine hidden in the back.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39He is my Pointless friend, Richard.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Hiya.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:46 > 0:06:49This is fun, isn't it? It's our first ever all-female episode of Pointless.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Woo!- You noticed!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53But I don't think we're going to give you

0:06:53 > 0:06:55anything too terrifying on the show.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58It's stuff you should know, so it should be quite a good battle

0:06:58 > 0:07:00between these four pairs, I think.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Look forward to that very much indeed.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- What soap would you be on, if you could be on one?- Um, I...

0:07:05 > 0:07:07And Downton Abbey isn't a soap. LAUGHTER

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'd be... I'd be...

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Yeah, I'd be on Emmerdale, I think.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I think I see myself in the Woolpack.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14- Really?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18LAUGHTER

0:07:19 > 0:07:21How about you, Rich? What would you be?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23I think I would have to be on EastEnders.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You'd be a big hard man on EastEnders?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Well, I think... A) I'm from Essex...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32..B) if Ian Beale can pull, then surely I can...

0:07:32 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER

0:07:35 > 0:07:38..and C) I just killed my brother and married his wife.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUGHTER

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- OK.- So I think I fit right in. - You carry that off very well.- Yeah.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Thanks very much, Richard.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Now, all our questions have been put to 100 people before the show,

0:07:48 > 0:07:50but we are looking for the obscure answers they didn't get.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53To stay in the game and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,

0:07:53 > 0:07:55our celebrities need to score as few points as possible.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Of course, what everyone is trying to do is find a pointless answer.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01This is an answer that none of our 100 people gave,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13we start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There you are.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Now, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30and you cannot confer with your partner.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32The pair with the highest score at the end of the round

0:08:32 > 0:08:35will be eliminated, so try and make sure that's not you.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37OK, our category for Round One is...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- OK...- Fictional families.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Can you decide in your pairs who will go first

0:08:44 > 0:08:46and who will go second?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48And whoever is going first please step up to the podium.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54OK, our question concerns...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Fictional mothers and their children. Richard.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yes, in a moment, Xander is going to show you a list

0:09:02 > 0:09:05of five famous mothers from TV programmes.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10We need you to give us any birth son or daughter of any of these mothers on those TV programmes, please.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11So, you will see five famous mothers.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Any of the children, any son or any daughter of these mothers on those programmes.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20We only need first names on this one. Very best of luck.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23OK. Now, Rula and Wendi, you all drew lots before the show,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25and you are going to go first.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29OK, so here are our five fictional mothers and they are...

0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'll read all those one last time...

0:09:46 > 0:09:50And remember, we are looking for the children of these fictional mothers.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Any child of any of these mothers.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Obviously, you want the one

0:09:54 > 0:09:56you think the fewest of our 100 people could think of.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Wendi's suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I'm going to go back a bit to my...

0:10:01 > 0:10:03I won't say in my youth, but my younger days,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06and I'm going to go with Madge Bishop...

0:10:07 > 0:10:10..and I'm going to say Henry.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Henry, says windy... Windy?!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15LAUGHTER

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Sometimes!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18LAUGHTER

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Henry, says Wendi. Let's see if that's right

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Henry.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26It's a great answer.

0:10:32 > 0:10:335!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Very well played, it's a great score.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Five for Henry.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yeah, terrific answer, Wendi.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Henry Mitchell, who was Henry Ramsay as well, played by Craig McLachlan.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Also had a very short-lived pop career.- He sure did.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Now then, Adele.- Hello.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Adele, how's that board for you?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59There are some that are really, really obvious,

0:10:59 > 0:11:02but I kind of don't really want to go for the obvious,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05so I'm going to go for something that's come into my mind,

0:11:05 > 0:11:06but it could be wrong.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Right, OK, I'm going to go for Clair Huxtable.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- I'm going to say Theo. - Theo, says Adele.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Let's see if Theo's right, and if it is, how many people said it.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Oh, well done! - Absolutely right.

0:11:24 > 0:11:256!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Another great answer.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Theo.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Very well played. Theo Huxtable, played by Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Very good start, isn't it?- Isn't it?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39- We should do more of these all-female shows.- We should.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- We should be replaced by females. - Yeah, we should.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's not a bad idea, is it? Let's start with you...

0:11:44 > 0:11:47and if that works, seven or eight years later, replace me!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49LAUGHTER

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Now then, Alex.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Right, I am going to go for a pretty obvious one...

0:11:54 > 0:11:59because, if I'm dead honest, I would never have got those two.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01So, hats off to you.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04So, I'm going to go for the Simpson family

0:12:04 > 0:12:06and I'm going to say Lisa.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Lisa, says Alex. Let's see if that's right,

0:12:08 > 0:12:11and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Lisa.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13Absolutely right.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19APPLAUSE

0:12:19 > 0:12:2064!

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Yeah, big score for Lisa Simpson,

0:12:23 > 0:12:26but a correct answer and so much better than 100.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- It's damage limitation if it's a tough board.- Yeah.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Now then, Laila.- Yes...?

0:12:32 > 0:12:33Yes...?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Remember, we're looking for the first names of any of the children

0:12:36 > 0:12:38of these fictional mothers.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Well, to be quite honest, I don't know any of them there, only one.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43So...

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'm going to go with Ellie Ewing.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Bobby.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Bobby Ewing. Let's see if Bobby is right,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51and if it is, how many said Bobby.

0:12:59 > 0:13:0025!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03APPLAUSE

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Very good. 25 for Bobby Ewing.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Well played, Laila. Good answer.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Bobby Ewing was famously in one of the more absurd soap plot twists of all time,

0:13:12 > 0:13:16where they made an entire series of Dallas a dream so he could come back,

0:13:16 > 0:13:19and Victoria Principal woke up and found him in the shower.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Our second and third series, I think, were a dream, weren't they?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24That's exactly what happened.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26That's why the producer was filming you in the bath that time.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28LAUGHTER

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- Although, weirdly, they never showed that on telly.- Strange.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34We're halfway through. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Very best score of the pass was yours, Wendi. Look at that!

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Wendi and Rula looking very strong on 5.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Then up to 6, where we find Verity and Adele,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45then up to 25, where we find Laila and Anna,

0:13:45 > 0:13:48and then 64, Alex and Sue.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Sue, we need a really low-scoring answer from you...- No pressure!

0:13:52 > 0:13:55A bit of pressure, but we have to hope that you can find a score

0:13:55 > 0:13:57low enough to keep you in the game. Best of luck.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58We'll come back down the line now.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Can the second players please take their places?

0:14:04 > 0:14:07OK. We're looking for the children of these fictional mothers.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Anna, you're going to try and find the one

0:14:09 > 0:14:11you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15You're on 25, after Laila's brilliant score in the first pass.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18The highest scorers, on 64, are Alex and Sue.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20If you score 38 or less, Anna,

0:14:20 > 0:14:23you will avoid becoming the highest scorers.

0:14:23 > 0:14:24I only know one of them,

0:14:24 > 0:14:27and that's Ellie Ewing. JR.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30JR, says Anna. JR.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- There's your red line.- Sorry, Laila.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Maybe JR will get you below that red line.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38If it does, you are through to the next round. Let's find out.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40JR, how many people said it?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's right.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh, not bad! Look at that!

0:14:47 > 0:14:48You've done it!

0:14:48 > 0:14:51APPLAUSE

0:14:51 > 0:14:5329 takes your total up to 54.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55You're in Round Two.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Very well played.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Didn't score that many more than Bobby...- No.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03..so safely through on podium four.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Now then, Sue, you're the highest scorers on 64.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You know what you need to do.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I know. I was so there with Bobby,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11but he's gone.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Umm...I was there with JR as well.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18I really don't know who Clair Huxtable is,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20and I don't know who Susan Harper is,

0:15:20 > 0:15:22so I'm going to have to say

0:15:22 > 0:15:26the really obvious sky-high answer of Bart.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Bart.- I'm so sorry, yeah.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30How many people said Bart Simpson?

0:15:34 > 0:15:3576, I'm afraid!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37APPLAUSE

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Bad luck, Sue.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41That takes your total up to 140, I'm afraid.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43An unbeatable high score. Richard.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Again, it's a correct answer.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Two correct answers, you can't say fairer than that.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Voiced by Nancy Cartwright, Bart Simpson.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Now then, Verity. We're looking for the first names

0:15:53 > 0:15:55of any of the children of these fictional mothers.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Verity, you are through to the next round, whatever happens.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Oh!- This is good news.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05That's great! Oh, I'll take that punt. Right.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Yes, do. Take a punt. There might be a pointless answer there.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09This is a punt...

0:16:09 > 0:16:14I think Susan Harper, if it's the same one,

0:16:14 > 0:16:16is possibly Desperate Housewives.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I'm going to go for it and say...Maggie.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Maggie, says Verity. Let's see if it's right

0:16:21 > 0:16:23and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Maggie.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25No red line, you're already through. Maggie.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's right!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32APPLAUSE

0:16:32 > 0:16:3563 takes your total up to 69.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm going to put that in the file marked "Luck".

0:16:37 > 0:16:40It's not Susan Harper from Desperate Housewives,

0:16:40 > 0:16:44but Maggie is a correct answer in this round because, of course, of Maggie Simpson.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48- Oh!- Which is why it's such a high score.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Oh!- Ah, clever.- That is clever.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Very clever, Verity.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57Thank you, yeah. Oxford degree.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Now then, Rula, you're through. This is good news.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I'm afraid I'm Polish...

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I don't know any of them.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09All the ones that I knew have gone, so...

0:17:09 > 0:17:11it will just have to be a stab in the dark,

0:17:11 > 0:17:13because I absolutely have no idea.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Clair Huxtable...

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Miss Lucy Huxtable? - I like the Miss...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21SHE CHUCKLES

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Lucy Huxtable, says Rula. Let's see.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Is it right, and if it is, did anyone say it?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Lucy Huxtable.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Oh, bad luck! No Lucy Huxtable.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37It scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 105.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39You are through to the next round anyway.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yes, you're safely through.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Clair Huxtable is the mother in The Cosby Show,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45married to Bill Cosby in that show.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47There are only two pointless answers in this whole round,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50and both of them are Huxtable children.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Let's take a look...

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Denise played by Lisa Bonet.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Susan Harper is the mother in My Family.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Oh! I love My Family!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01ADELE LAUGHS

0:18:01 > 0:18:03- I can't believe that! - You know what?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I love my family too... - Only my fictional families...

0:18:06 > 0:18:10..despite the thing about my brother. And the Harper children...

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Michael Harper would have scored 4, Janey Harper 5,

0:18:12 > 0:18:14and Nick Harper, 7. Well done if you said that.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Some lower ones, though, Vanessa Huxtable would have scored 2.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19There was a Lucy Ewing, of course,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21but she was Miss Ellie's granddaughter,

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Gary Ewing's daughter.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Gary Ewing would have scored you 2 points.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Let's take a look at the top three answers,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31We've actually heard all three of them.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Verity accidentally gave us Maggie Simpson, 63.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Alex give us Lisa Simpson, 64.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38And Bart Simpson up the top there, 76.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Thank you. So, at the end of our first round, our losing pair,

0:18:41 > 0:18:43with a high score of 140, is Sue and Alex.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Oh, well, thanks for having us. - We've had a lovely time.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- You've been brilliant. - Now I can breathe.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Two brilliant answers there and lovely high scores...

0:18:50 > 0:18:54- LAUGHTER - All right, don't rub it in.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Now, for fun, Sue and Alex, we asked our 100 people

0:18:57 > 0:19:00to name which soaps they would like to see return.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Guess which came top of the poll?

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Come on!- Brookside...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08Brookside, ahead of Crossroads and El Dorado. What about that?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11APPLAUSE

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Lovely having you on the show. Thank you for playing.- Thank you.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Sue and Alex, wonderful!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:18 > 0:19:20But for the remaining three celebrity pairs,

0:19:20 > 0:19:21it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Now, obviously, there will only be room for two celebrity pairs

0:19:29 > 0:19:31in our head-to-head,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34so one of the pairs here will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Anna and Laila, on the basis of that first round,

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I don't think it's going to be you. Lovely low scoring, there.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42JR. Brilliant answer, as it turns out.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- We both thought it was going to be top!- Well, we forget...

0:19:44 > 0:19:48I was thinking that as well, but it's no longer the '70s...

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- That is true.- Is it?!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53People will have forgotten about it. I think that's it!

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Pretty low scoring from the other pairs as well.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Miss Lucy Huxtable. Lovely bit of invention there.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03But Wendi's answer was so brilliant, it saw you through.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05So, fantastic. Very well done.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Our category for Round Two is:

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Ooh!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14You're meant to say "Yes!"

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Pop music. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:20:17 > 0:20:19who's going to go second?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27OK. And the question concerns...

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Richard?

0:20:34 > 0:20:37On each pass, we're going to give you the names of six top 40 hits.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41The artist in each case is better known as an actor than as a singer.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43We need you to tell us that person.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Give us an obscure answer, and you're going to score fewer points.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Give us an incorrect answer, and you'll score 100 points.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51It's going to be 12 songs across two passes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:5312 actors to guess at home. Good luck.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56OK, so we are looking for the actors who sang these songs.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59And we have got on our first board...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I'll read those all one last time.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Now then, Wendi, you're the first person to have this board.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34What do you think about that?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yeah, not one of my big things, pop music.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Not mine! - SHE LAUGHS

0:21:41 > 0:21:46There are a few I know. I'm trying to think which is the most obscure.

0:21:46 > 0:21:51Erm, I'm going to go with MacArthur Park,

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and I'm going to say Richard Harris.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Richard Harris, says Wendi, for MacArthur Park.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Let's see if that's right, how many knew that answer?- Richard Harris?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Absolutely right, Wendi.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12Oh! It's a great answer, very, very well done!

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Seven.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Brilliant.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18That's another terrific answer, Wendi, very well played.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21He was the first person to have a hit with MacArthur Park, in 1968.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Of course, Donna Summer had a hit with it as well.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Perhaps more famously.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Verity, now then, Verity, over to you.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32There's no Barbra Streisand on there, is there?

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Nightmare.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Right, OK. I know the song.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38# She's like the wind. #

0:22:38 > 0:22:41But I don't know who...sings it! So that's difficult.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I think this will be quite high.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48I'm going to have to say Crocodile Shoes, Jimmy Nail.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Jimmy Nail, says Verity, for Crocodile Shoes.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Let's see if it's right, how many people said it. If it is Jimmy Nail?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Absolutely right.

0:23:01 > 0:23:0240.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05That's all right, yes!

0:23:05 > 0:23:0740, for Jimmy Nail.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Yes, a good answer, Verity, very well played.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14He played Oz, in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. He had 7 top 40 hits.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15- OK, Laila.- Yes?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18LAUGHTER

0:23:18 > 0:23:21We're looking for names of actors who had hits with these songs.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24You're the last person to have this board, Laila,

0:23:24 > 0:23:26you can talk us through it, if you like? Fill in the blanks?

0:23:26 > 0:23:32Yeah. I know She's Like The Wind.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34I just can't think of the guy's name.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40- The Drifters, Under The Boardwalk, I'll try that one.- The Drifters?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- I don't even know if it's them. - OK, the acting band(!)

0:23:42 > 0:23:44LAUGHTER

0:23:44 > 0:23:46No! It's just that I can't think of the guy's name.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49I will, in a minute, it'll come to me.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50The Drifters.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Let's see if that's right. How many people said The Drifters?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59Bad, bad luck.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02The name's going to come to you any second. A wrong answer, as you knew.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04I'm afraid that scores you 100 points.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Richard?- Absolutely. The Drifters did do Under The Boardwalk.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11But the actor who had a hit with it in that year was Bruce Willis.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Bruce Willis. When he was famous for Moonlighting.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17I'm forgetting about the acting bit!

0:24:17 > 0:24:18THEY LAUGH

0:24:18 > 0:24:22I forgot about the acting bit on that one. Oh, God, see.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23Do you ever say that on EastEnders?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25"I forgot about the acting on that one?"

0:24:25 > 0:24:28- I've forgotten quite a few lines! - SHE LAUGHS

0:24:32 > 0:24:34She's Like The Wind, I think you know,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37- lots of you know this, it's from Dirty Dancing.- I know.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- It's Patrick Swayze. - Oh, I can't believe it!

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- I could hear him singing it. - Oh, that was low!

0:24:43 > 0:24:45That would have scored 14 points

0:24:45 > 0:24:46as well, a very good answer.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Every Loser Wins, the EastEnders

0:24:48 > 0:24:49question on the board, Nick Berry.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50- Yes.- Yes!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52It would have scored you 20.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Don't say "yes" now!- I know.

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- We have to confer, though. - She knows. I'm just pretending.

0:24:58 > 0:24:59The last one is a pointless answer,

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Are You Looking At Me.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01I'd be very surprised

0:25:01 > 0:25:03if anyone got this, even at home.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04You might have done.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06By Ricky Tomlinson.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07Had a number 28 hit.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Would have been a pointless answer.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13He had one other top 40 hit as well, with Christmas, My Arse.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15That was his other top 40 hit.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Lovely song.- A beautiful carol. - Yeah(!)

0:25:18 > 0:25:20LAUGHTER

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Let's look at our scores once again.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Wendi and Rula, looking so strong.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Lovely, lovely answering from you, Wendi. A score of seven.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Then, up to 40 where we find Verity and Adele.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Then, I'm sorry, I'm afraid to say it's up to 100, for Laila and Anna.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38But Anna gets first pick of the next board.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Maybe you'll find a brilliant answer there to keep you in the game.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Best of luck with that.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45We're going to go down the line.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53OK, we're going to put six more hits on the board.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Here they are. We've got:

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'll read that all one last time.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Remember, we're looking for actors

0:26:28 > 0:26:29who released these UK top 40 hits.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Anna, you're going to try to find

0:26:31 > 0:26:34the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Can I go with Grandad?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44And I think it's Clive Dunn.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Clive Dunn, says Anna, for Grandad.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48You're the highest scorers, so no red line for you.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51You just have to hope this goes down as far as it can.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Clive Dunn, is that right? How many people said it?

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Absolutely right.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03- 34. - APPLAUSE

0:27:03 > 0:27:07134 is your total.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Well played, you may have kept yourself in it.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12It was a number one for Clive Dunn.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Now then, Adele.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17The high scorers are now Anna and Laila, on 134. You're on 40.

0:27:17 > 0:27:20If you can score 93 or less,

0:27:20 > 0:27:22you are through to the head-to-head.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Oh. Now, one's really obvious to me.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27But I think that's going to be

0:27:27 > 0:27:28really, really high.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Right, I'm going to go...

0:27:31 > 0:27:33- I'm sorry if this is wrong. - Don't worry.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35I don't really know whether I should admit

0:27:35 > 0:27:38to thinking I know this answer,

0:27:38 > 0:27:40but, I Breathe Again,

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Adam Rickett, who was in Coronation Street.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46- I Breathe Again, Adam Rickett?- Yeah.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48He was really oiled up, I remember.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Sorry!

0:27:50 > 0:27:51- Pecs of steel.- Yeah.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54OK, let's see.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Here is your red line. Nice and high.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Adam Rickett, I Breathe Again. Is that right?

0:27:58 > 0:28:00If it is, how many people said it?

0:28:00 > 0:28:02It's right! And you're through.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05THEY SQUEAL

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Oh, well done.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11That's pointless!

0:28:11 > 0:28:15That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot.

0:28:15 > 0:28:20Takes the total up to £2,750.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24It scores you nothing, and it leaves your total at 40.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26We don't get that reaction nearly enough, do we?

0:28:26 > 0:28:29We don't get that reaction nearly enough.

0:28:29 > 0:28:32- Maybe because we don't have actresses on all the time.- We don't.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36I was looking down all the questions, Adele, and I saw it was Adam Rickett.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39- I thought, "No-one in a million years was going to get that." - I remember it.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42Don't you remember his eight-pack, and blond spikes.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46- It was a top five hit. - Was it?- Yeah.- Wow.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48- THEY SING - # Breathe again, breathe again. #

0:28:48 > 0:28:51Top five hit.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Now, then, there we go. Rula.

0:28:53 > 0:28:57The names of the actors who had UK top 40 hits with these songs.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58You are through to

0:28:58 > 0:29:00the next round, by the way,

0:29:00 > 0:29:03- even if you score 100 points. - You're being ever so cruel to me!

0:29:03 > 0:29:06No, I've just said you're through, even if you score 100 points.

0:29:06 > 0:29:10Or, is that what you mean, you want to leave?

0:29:10 > 0:29:12The trouble is, I can't remember the surname

0:29:12 > 0:29:13of one that I know for certain.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14Talk us through it.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Do your thinking out loud.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Wand'rin' Star, I know

0:29:18 > 0:29:20the first name, but not the surname.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23It's just gone out of my head.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Don't Give Up On Us

0:29:25 > 0:29:28has got to be a pair, surely?

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Anyone Can Fall In Love.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34I think she was at drama school with me.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Anita Dobson?

0:29:36 > 0:29:40Anita Dobson, you're saying, for Anyone Can Fall In Love.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42If it is, how many people said it?

0:29:42 > 0:29:45It's right! Very well done, Rula.

0:29:48 > 0:29:4913. Brilliant.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52APPLAUSE

0:29:52 > 0:29:54It takes your total up to 20,

0:29:54 > 0:29:55very well done.

0:29:56 > 0:29:59- Now, look at that score, that's good, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03It's interesting how Adele and Verity scream at every single score,

0:30:03 > 0:30:04no matter who it's for.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06It's a terrific answer.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10Anyone Can Fall In Love, that was the EastEnders theme tune, with words.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- If you remember that.- Oh, yes.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Let's have a look through the rest.

0:30:14 > 0:30:17Wand'rin' Star, Rula, was Lee Marvin.

0:30:17 > 0:30:1920 points that would have scored you.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22Don't Give Up On Us. David Soul.

0:30:22 > 0:30:2416 points.

0:30:24 > 0:30:25And, Jump In My Car,

0:30:25 > 0:30:27- do you know that?- Hasselhoff.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28David Hasselhoff, absolutely.

0:30:28 > 0:30:29And seven points.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31Very well done if you got all of those.

0:30:31 > 0:30:35Unless you got Adam Rickett, in which case...come on!

0:30:35 > 0:30:36LAUGHTER

0:30:36 > 0:30:39- You're just jealous! - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42The end of Round Two, our celebrity pair with the highest score,

0:30:42 > 0:30:45it's Anna and Laila. Anna and Laila.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48We asked our 100 people to name

0:30:48 > 0:30:51the catchiest theme tune to a soap opera.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54It was EastEnders! There we are. It came out top.

0:30:54 > 0:30:56- APPLAUSE - Yeah.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Someone should put words to it! LAUGHTER

0:30:58 > 0:31:01- I tell you who they should get to sing it.- Who?

0:31:01 > 0:31:04- Leila and Anna.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:31:04 > 0:31:07Anyway, it's been lovely having you on the show, Anna, Laila. Brilliant.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11- Lovely contestants, thanks so much. - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:31:13 > 0:31:15But, for the remaining two celebrity pairs,

0:31:15 > 0:31:19things are about to more exciting now, as we enter the head-to-head.

0:31:23 > 0:31:27Congratulations, Adele and Verity, Rula and Wendi.

0:31:27 > 0:31:28You are now one round from the final,

0:31:28 > 0:31:33and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at:

0:31:33 > 0:31:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:31:35 > 0:31:38You are now going to go head-to-head.

0:31:38 > 0:31:40The first pair to win two questions will play for the jackpot.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43The big difference is you are now allowed to confer.

0:31:43 > 0:31:47So, Adele and Verity, you are our low scorers.

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Mainly, thanks to that brilliant pointless answer.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51Adam Rickett, who'd have thought?

0:31:51 > 0:31:55- Adam Rickett.- Oiled up, old Adam.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Have you been tempted to release a single?

0:31:57 > 0:32:00I think I'd need lots of auto-tuning!

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Verity's a really good singer. I'm terrible.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05I'd like to do an original London cast recording

0:32:05 > 0:32:07of some fabulous musical, that'd be good.

0:32:07 > 0:32:11Rula, you must have been on an original London cast recording?

0:32:11 > 0:32:13Um, I've done musicals.

0:32:13 > 0:32:18Probably the best one I did was Little Night Music,

0:32:18 > 0:32:20- singing Send In The Clowns. - Excellent.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22Have you ever done a single in your own right?

0:32:22 > 0:32:27- Not one I'd care to talk about! - LAUGHTER

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Wendi? You've been very quiet there.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Have you maybe got a single to your name?

0:32:31 > 0:32:34No, absolutely not.

0:32:34 > 0:32:37But we're going to do one together, called, Pointless.

0:32:37 > 0:32:39LAUGHTER

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- We could all do that, actually. - That'd be good.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43We could do it after the show.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45I tell you who we should get to join us.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48I tell you who would look good. Me, you, Adam Rickett.

0:32:48 > 0:32:49LAUGHTER

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Me and you in suits. Him, oiled up, in-between us.

0:32:52 > 0:32:53LAUGHTER

0:32:53 > 0:32:54That's a hit, isn't it?

0:32:54 > 0:32:57Right there. A top five hit.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59HE LAUGHS

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Now, then.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06APPLAUSE

0:33:10 > 0:33:14OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:33:16 > 0:33:19LAUGHTER

0:33:21 > 0:33:25What's your problem? I've got hobbies. What?

0:33:25 > 0:33:28What do you think I do on this laptop all day?

0:33:28 > 0:33:32We're now going to show you five pictures of famous women wearing false moustaches.

0:33:32 > 0:33:36Can you identify them, please? That's the women, not the moustaches.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Are they going to have real moustaches?

0:33:38 > 0:33:41OK, thanks very much, Richard. Let's reveal our five women with moustaches.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43And here they are. We have got...

0:33:59 > 0:34:00OK, there we are.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Five women with moustaches.

0:34:02 > 0:34:04Now, Adele and Verity, you've played best

0:34:04 > 0:34:05throughout the show so far so you go first.

0:34:05 > 0:34:09It's deciding who is the least popular

0:34:09 > 0:34:11- that's hard.- No, or perhaps...

0:34:11 > 0:34:14I'm thinking if my mum and dad looked at them, they'd be like...

0:34:14 > 0:34:18- Which one?- You say, you say.

0:34:18 > 0:34:23OK so, C, Natalie Casey.

0:34:23 > 0:34:27Natalie Casey. C, Natalie Casey,

0:34:27 > 0:34:31say Adele and Verity. Now, then, Rula and Wendi.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34- Talk us through the board. - I was going to go for that one.

0:34:34 > 0:34:36THEY LAUGH

0:34:36 > 0:34:37OK, A's Sarah Beeny.

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Now we're getting into young pop star thingies

0:34:40 > 0:34:41and I don't know a lot about them.

0:34:43 > 0:34:44Is B Katy Perry?

0:34:45 > 0:34:47Oh, maybe.

0:34:48 > 0:34:49It's not Verity?

0:34:49 > 0:34:51LAUGHTER

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Is it me?!

0:34:53 > 0:34:56- WENDI:- In some musical? No.

0:34:56 > 0:34:59And I don't know who D is, absolutely no idea who D is.

0:34:59 > 0:35:04- Is E...? Is it Demi Moore?- It could be Demi Moore or Keira Knightley.

0:35:04 > 0:35:06- Very thin. No, it's not Keira Knightley.- I think it's Demi Moore.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10- It's a very, very slim Demi Moore. - I think you're right.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Let's go for A, Sarah Beeny.

0:35:13 > 0:35:14A, Sarah Beeny.

0:35:14 > 0:35:16So we have Natalie Casey and we have Sarah Beeny.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Adele and Verity said Natalie Casey. Let's see if that's right

0:35:19 > 0:35:22and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Natalie Casey.

0:35:25 > 0:35:26It's right.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Oh, it's a good answer. Oh, look at that! One!

0:35:33 > 0:35:36THEY SHRIEK

0:35:38 > 0:35:39Very well done.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41- Natalie Casey scores you one. - Brilliant.

0:35:41 > 0:35:45Rula and Wendi have gone for Sarah Beeny. A, Sarah Beeny.

0:35:45 > 0:35:46Let's see if that's right,

0:35:46 > 0:35:50and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Sarah Beeny for A.

0:35:52 > 0:35:53It's right.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59- That's lower than I thought.- Oh. 16.

0:35:59 > 0:36:01That's lower than I thought.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Which means, Adele and Verity, after one question, you are ahead 1-0.

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Two good answers there. We've got two very strong teams here,

0:36:10 > 0:36:12I think, judging by the show so far.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14Let's go through the rest of the answers.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16B, you're absolutely right, was Katy Perry, it's not Verity.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- I wish!- But that would have scored 41. So you did well to avoid it.

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Natalie Casey, terrific answer. D is Debra Messing from Will & Grace.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- And Smash.- Yeah, and Smash. - And Smash.

0:36:27 > 0:36:30And that would have scored you three points.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32And, E, you're absolutely right, was Demi Moore,

0:36:32 > 0:36:34but would have scored more than Sarah Beeny,

0:36:34 > 0:36:35it would have scored 36 points.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Very well done if you got all five of those.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Thanks very much, Richard. OK, here comes your second question.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44Rula and Wendi, you have to win this second question to stay in the game.

0:36:44 > 0:36:45It concerns...

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- Richard. - Yeah, it gets worse as well.

0:36:51 > 0:36:54We're going to give you the titles of five James Bond films now

0:36:54 > 0:36:56but they are all in anagram form.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Can you unscramble the anagrams and pick the most obscure?

0:36:59 > 0:37:01- Very good luck.- OK.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04So let's reveal our five anagrams of James Bond films. And here they are.

0:37:04 > 0:37:06We have got...

0:37:16 > 0:37:19I'll read those all one last time.

0:37:29 > 0:37:31And Rula and Wendi,

0:37:31 > 0:37:34- you go first this time.- Thanks(!)

0:37:34 > 0:37:36There's no Octopussy.

0:37:36 > 0:37:38There's no For Your Eyes Only.

0:37:38 > 0:37:42There's no...For Your Eyes Only. Is there an F there? There's no W.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44- The one with the Q, that's got to be...- Q?

0:37:44 > 0:37:48- The one with the Q in it has got to be...- Quantum Of Solace.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51- Is that the latest one? - Quantum Of Solace.- That's the one.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53- No outface qualms.- Yes.- Let me

0:37:53 > 0:37:56just check the... Q, N, N, T, I.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02- Solace. Absolutely. - OK. No outface qualms.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04- OK.- Quantum Of Solace.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07- Quantum Of Solace. - Quantum Of Solace, you are saying.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11Quantum Of Solace. No outface qualms. Adele and Verity.

0:38:11 > 0:38:16Yeah, we thought that one too and we also think we know radiated honey.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19- Radiated honey.- We think it's Die Another Day.- Die Another Day.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21I think that's quite common.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25- Yeah.- I'm trying to work out... - BOTH: Vile koala wit!

0:38:25 > 0:38:29Right, OK. Let's think out loud of James Bond films.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32- Goldfinger, To Russia With Love... - Goldfinger, To Russia With Love.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34What's one with a K in the title and a V?

0:38:34 > 0:38:37VERITY SIGHS

0:38:37 > 0:38:40- Yeah, we're going to have to go with radiated honey.- Die Another Day.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43OK, you're going to say Die Another Day for radiated honey.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46So we have Quantum Of Solace and we have Die Another Day.

0:38:46 > 0:38:49Rula and Wendi, you've gone for Quantum Of Solace.

0:38:49 > 0:38:54Let's see that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said it. Quantum Of Solace.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57It's right.

0:38:58 > 0:38:59Keep going.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02- Keep going, keep going, keep going.- 18.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:05 > 0:39:0718. Very well done.

0:39:08 > 0:39:12Now, then, Adele and Verity, you've said, for radiated honey,

0:39:12 > 0:39:15you've said Die Another Day. Let's see if that's right.

0:39:15 > 0:39:18Let's see how many people said Die Another Day.

0:39:20 > 0:39:21It's right.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Will it beat 18?

0:39:25 > 0:39:28- Yes, it will! - THEY SCREAM

0:39:28 > 0:39:30And it's pointless!

0:39:30 > 0:39:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Very well done. That's a pointless answer.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37It adds another 250 quid to the day's jackpot,

0:39:37 > 0:39:40takes the total up to £3,000.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43Very, very well done.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45It wins you the question and it means,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47after only two questions, you are through 2-0 to the final.

0:39:47 > 0:39:52- Oh, my God!- Very, very well done. - I've just worked out what the top one was. A View To A Kill!

0:39:52 > 0:39:56- But I don't think that is...- Yes, it is.- And Diamonds Are Forever. - ADELE SHRIEKS

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Love it!

0:39:58 > 0:40:00I have to say, that's genuinely a very difficult board.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Really hard. - I looked at radiated honey

0:40:02 > 0:40:04for 20 minutes this afternoon.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06I could not work it out. Die Another Day,

0:40:06 > 0:40:08it's a terrific answer, well done.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11I think you just worked out vile koala wit, which is A View To A Kill.

0:40:11 > 0:40:12That would have scored 11 points.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15I think, Wendi, you might just have worked one of them out.

0:40:15 > 0:40:16Diamonds Are Forever.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19Diamonds Are Forever, absolutely, is a dad moreover infers.

0:40:19 > 0:40:23That would have scored 13. And a flower visitor hums?

0:40:23 > 0:40:27- From Russia With Love!- From Russia With Love. Absolutely right.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29That would have scored eight points.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31So anybody who got all five of those, that's terrific work,

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- they were really difficult.- Yeah.

0:40:33 > 0:40:34Wow. There we are.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head,

0:40:37 > 0:40:39I'm really sorry, Rula and Wendi.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Two brilliant answers from you.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44Fantastic play the whole way through the show. Rula and Wendi,

0:40:44 > 0:40:48we asked our 100 people to name the soaps

0:40:48 > 0:40:51with the most attractive casts...

0:40:52 > 0:40:55..and Corrie came top!

0:40:55 > 0:41:00- No!- Of all the ones we had today, yup. - APPLAUSE

0:41:00 > 0:41:03How's about that? Brilliant, brilliant. Lovely having you on.

0:41:03 > 0:41:07- Thank you so much for playing. Rula and Wendi. Excellent.- Well done.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09CHEERING

0:41:09 > 0:41:12But for Adele and Verity, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:41:17 > 0:41:21Congratulations, Adele and Verity, you fought off all the competition

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- and won our coveted Pointless trophy. - Who would have thought it, eh?

0:41:30 > 0:41:32You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:41:32 > 0:41:36and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:41 > 0:41:42You've done so well.

0:41:42 > 0:41:45So did you ever think, when the show started,

0:41:45 > 0:41:47that you were going to be through to the final,

0:41:47 > 0:41:49not with one, but with two pointless answers?

0:41:49 > 0:41:51- Absolutely not.- No, not at all.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54I was really prepared to be embarrassed, to be off first,

0:41:54 > 0:41:57- to be watching from the sides. - Absolutely brilliant. Very well done, you.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01The rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04We've had two pointless answers on the show so far - from you.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05You only have to find one more now

0:42:05 > 0:42:08and you'll go home with that money for your charities.

0:42:08 > 0:42:09First, you've got to choose a category.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12You can choose from these five options. They are...

0:42:21 > 0:42:23OK, well, state visits, it's the Jubilee year,

0:42:23 > 0:42:26there's been lots of visits from the Queen.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Yeah.- BOTH: Caribbean pop divas.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32So that could be like Rihanna.

0:42:32 > 0:42:34Oh, yeah, Rihanna.

0:42:34 > 0:42:37- Rihanna.- That's not a great topic for us.- Formula 1.

0:42:37 > 0:42:38I think it's pretty obvious

0:42:38 > 0:42:40we should go for acting brothers.

0:42:40 > 0:42:43- We're acting sisters! Shall we?- Oh, I didn't realise that. Of course!

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Let's do that. - Acting brothers, please.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Acting brothers it is. OK, well, let's find out what the question is.

0:42:49 > 0:42:53Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:42:55 > 0:42:56Ohh.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58..as they could.

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- Richard.- Yes, we're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:43:01 > 0:43:03for which any of the Baldwin brothers -

0:43:03 > 0:43:06that's William, Alec, Daniel and Stephen -

0:43:06 > 0:43:09have received an acting credit up to May 2012, please.

0:43:09 > 0:43:12No TV films, short films or documentaries but voice performances will count.

0:43:12 > 0:43:16So any film starring any of the four Baldwin brothers up to May 2012.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18- Very best of luck.- Thank you.

0:43:18 > 0:43:22OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:43:22 > 0:43:25and all you need to win that £3,000 for your charities

0:43:25 > 0:43:27is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29- Are you ready?- BOTH: Yes.

0:43:29 > 0:43:31OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:43:31 > 0:43:34There they are. Your time starts now.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36OK, so there was one that was on Big Brother

0:43:36 > 0:43:39and he kept going on about the film, and I can't remember what it was.

0:43:39 > 0:43:42- I didn't see Big Brother, no help to you whatsoever.- What do you think?

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Umm... I'm trying to think of Alec Baldwin.

0:43:44 > 0:43:48Has he not done loads of gangster films and stuff like that?

0:43:48 > 0:43:52- Stephen Baldwin. - Ooh, Steve Baldwin.- Yeah.- Erm...

0:43:52 > 0:43:54No, I'm thinking of Roxanne.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Um...- That Steve Martin! - LAUGHTER

0:43:57 > 0:44:01- Oh, God, this is awful.- I know. We need three films.- Alec Baldwin.

0:44:01 > 0:44:06He's in 30 Rock. OK, so... Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin.

0:44:06 > 0:44:10- Who's the other one, Ben Baldwin? - No.- That's not obscure enough.

0:44:10 > 0:44:14Oh, we've only got 20 seconds left. We need to think. Alec Baldwin.

0:44:14 > 0:44:19- I can see his face but I don't know the films.- Something with Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin...- Um...

0:44:19 > 0:44:22Oh, he's got such a lovely happy face

0:44:22 > 0:44:26- and I can't think of the name of the films he's done.- Ten seconds left.

0:44:26 > 0:44:29Alec Baldwin, Alec Baldwin.

0:44:29 > 0:44:32He must have done a comedy, like a rom-com. He must have done a rom-com.

0:44:35 > 0:44:36I'm really sorry, your time is up.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39So we were looking for Baldwin brothers movies.

0:44:39 > 0:44:42- I now need three answers. - The one you said... - No, I don't...I don't know.

0:44:42 > 0:44:45- I haven't got one. - You said one.- No, I didn't.

0:44:47 > 0:44:49- I thought you did.- No! - Third Rock or something?

0:44:49 > 0:44:51- No, 30 Rock is a TV show. - Oh, we can't say that.

0:44:51 > 0:44:53LAUGHTER

0:44:53 > 0:44:55OK, well, just think of three films.

0:44:56 > 0:45:00- OK, I'm just going to say Sleepers. - Sleepers.

0:45:00 > 0:45:04- We just...we don't know.- Fight Club. I don't know.- Fight Club.- Yeah.

0:45:04 > 0:45:07Sleepers, Fight Club. And?

0:45:07 > 0:45:10Shall we just go for, like, Gangs Of New York or something that's quite...?

0:45:10 > 0:45:14- Yeah, fine. Big cast.- And Gangs Of New York.- That's quite a large cast.

0:45:14 > 0:45:17Yeah! It's got to have one of the Baldwins in it, surely?

0:45:17 > 0:45:20OK, now, of those three, shall we put one last?

0:45:20 > 0:45:23The one you think is most likely to be a pointless answer.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- We think they'll all be... - Pointless, but in the wrong way.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29- Erm...- Sleepers. - Sleepers. We'll put Sleepers last.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32Which shall we put first? Your least likely.

0:45:32 > 0:45:35- Erm, Gangs Of New York. - Gangs Of New York we'll put first.

0:45:35 > 0:45:38OK, let's put those answers up on the board in that order.

0:45:38 > 0:45:40And here they are. We have got...

0:45:42 > 0:45:44BOTH LAUGH

0:45:45 > 0:45:49Your first answer, Gangs Of New York, you thought was probably your least confident answer.

0:45:49 > 0:45:51You only have to find one pointless answer.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55- He might have been a supporting artist in the background. - He might have been.- Yeah.

0:45:55 > 0:45:59OK, so for £3,000, let's see how many people said Gangs Of New York.

0:45:59 > 0:46:01Is it right, is it pointless?

0:46:03 > 0:46:05- Oh, bad luck. - AUDIENCE GROANS

0:46:05 > 0:46:07Unfortunately, not a pointless answer,

0:46:07 > 0:46:10which means you only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:46:10 > 0:46:14- What are your charities? Adele, what's your charity? - We're doing the same one, actually.

0:46:14 > 0:46:17- It's the Alzheimer's Society. - Very good indeed.

0:46:17 > 0:46:18APPLAUSE

0:46:20 > 0:46:25Well, let's just hope that maybe one of your two remaining answers,

0:46:25 > 0:46:29maybe there's a Baldwin brother in one of these two answers you have left on the board.

0:46:29 > 0:46:31Fight Club is the next one.

0:46:31 > 0:46:34Again, this has to be correct and it has to be pointless.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37If it's both of those things, you leave here with £3,000 for your charity.

0:46:37 > 0:46:41Let's see, Fight Club, is it right, how many people said it?

0:46:43 > 0:46:45- Oh, bad luck. - AUDIENCE GROANS

0:46:45 > 0:46:48- They're all going to be wrong, aren't they? - Adam Rickett, it's his fault.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Yeah, it is Rickett's fault.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53- You know, it is his fault, actually, yes.- Yes, it is. - LAUGHTER

0:46:53 > 0:46:57You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot. Everything is now riding on your last answer,

0:46:57 > 0:47:00which is Sleepers. That sounds like a really good shot.

0:47:00 > 0:47:02I can't remember exactly who was in Sleepers.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05Well, if one of the Baldwins wasn't in it, they're meant to be.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07LAUGHTER

0:47:07 > 0:47:12Now, the jackpot is £3,000. We want your charity to win that £3,000.

0:47:12 > 0:47:16It will only happen if this is correct and if nobody said it.

0:47:16 > 0:47:18Sleepers. Is it pointless?

0:47:22 > 0:47:25- Oh, no! Bad luck.- BOTH: Oh!

0:47:25 > 0:47:28- I'm sorry.- Aw, never mind.

0:47:29 > 0:47:34Well, unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer

0:47:34 > 0:47:36so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000

0:47:36 > 0:47:39- but you do both go home with a Pointless trophy. So there we are.- Thank you.

0:47:39 > 0:47:41APPLAUSE

0:47:41 > 0:47:43And as it's a celebrity special,

0:47:43 > 0:47:47we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.

0:47:47 > 0:47:51- So there you are. - Thank you so much.- Thank you.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53APPLAUSE

0:47:53 > 0:47:54- Amazing.- Yeah, that was unlucky.

0:47:54 > 0:47:57You played so brilliantly throughout the whole show

0:47:57 > 0:47:59and just the last category tripped you up.

0:47:59 > 0:48:01It's a tough one when you only have 60 seconds.

0:48:01 > 0:48:04Let's take a look at some of the answers. There'll be some you know.

0:48:04 > 0:48:05You were talking about romantic comedies.

0:48:05 > 0:48:07The first one is a romantic comedy,

0:48:07 > 0:48:09Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston

0:48:09 > 0:48:11starred with Alec Baldwin in Along Came Polly.

0:48:11 > 0:48:13Stephen Baldwin is in Born On The Fourth Of July.

0:48:13 > 0:48:15William Baldwin is in Flatliners, of course,

0:48:15 > 0:48:17with that very young cast from the '80s.

0:48:17 > 0:48:21Forgetting Sarah Marshall - William Baldwin plays Billy Baldwin in that.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23Glengarry Glen Ross - I think one of the best films of all time,

0:48:23 > 0:48:25I would say - Alec Baldwin in that.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27My Sister's Keeper, another Alec Baldwin movie.

0:48:29 > 0:48:32The Aviator - the Martin Scorsese film - again, Alec Baldwin.

0:48:32 > 0:48:35The Royal Tenenbaums - Alec Baldwin is the narrator in that.

0:48:35 > 0:48:39And he's Melanie Griffith's cheating boyfriend as well in Working Girl.

0:48:39 > 0:48:42The biggest scorers were Backdraft and Hunt For Red October,

0:48:42 > 0:48:44those were the biggest films on the whole list.

0:48:44 > 0:48:47- Before our time.- Too young.- Did you know any of those pointless ones?- No.

0:48:47 > 0:48:50- Well, that's a relief.- We didn't know any of the pointless ones, so...

0:48:50 > 0:48:52Unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you.

0:48:52 > 0:48:55- It's been brilliant having you on the show.- Thank you.

0:48:55 > 0:48:58- Thank you for having us. - Thank you so much for playing. Great contestants.

0:48:58 > 0:49:01CHEERING

0:49:01 > 0:49:04So all that remains for me is to say thank you to all our celebrity pairs -

0:49:04 > 0:49:07Alex and Sue, Anna and Laila, Rula and Wendi, and, of course,

0:49:07 > 0:49:09our brilliant finalists, Adele and Verity.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:49:13 > 0:49:16- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:49:16 > 0:49:17..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:49:17 > 0:49:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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