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0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29and a sporty warm welcome to a special edition of Pointless,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz show where the aim of the game is to score as few points

0:00:32 > 0:00:35as you can, coming up with the answers no-one else can think of.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41APPLAUSE

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Couple number one.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm Mark Bright, this is Martin Peters MBE,

0:00:47 > 0:00:50and we are representing the world of football.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53APPLAUSE

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Couple number two.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59This is my partner, captain on Question of Sport,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Phil Tufnell, English cricketing great, known as "The Cat".

0:01:03 > 0:01:06TV presenter. Where can I go on?

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I'm Martin Offiah, former professional rugby player,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14former Pointless contestant, did not do too well.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16We're here representing comedy.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Couple number three.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25I'm Pete Reed, I won gold in the men's four from rowing.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29APPLAUSE

0:01:29 > 0:01:31My name is Samantha Murray, I won the silver medal

0:01:31 > 0:01:34for the women's modern pentathlon.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37APPLAUSE

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Our fourth and final couple.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43Hello! I'm Hazel Irvine, and this is John Parrott, also MBE.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47We are here hoping to uphold the honour of the world of snooker.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52He likes to play and was apparently quite good, I like to talk about it.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55APPLAUSE

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And these are our Pointless celebrities.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01We'll be finding out more about all of you throughout the show.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05There is only one person left for me to introduce.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08He has brought to obscurity what Heston Blumenthal has brought

0:02:08 > 0:02:12to cookery, charm, wit, and a penchant for unexpected ingredients.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14It's my pointless friend, Richard.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hello.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- I'm very excited about this. Are you?- Yes, I really am.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27We have two Olympic medallists, a scorer in a World Cup final,

0:02:27 > 0:02:31a world champion, and we've got Phil Tufnell.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Not bad going, is it? - Yes. 35th in England wicket-takers.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Is that right? World wicket-takers. - Yes, I think it is.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41World wicket-takers.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Also, Martin is an MBE as well, we forgot to put that in.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47And I've got a Gladiators runner-up.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49LAUGHTER

0:02:49 > 0:02:52From 1994. It's not an Olympic gold medal.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56If anybody here is not an MBE, raise your hands. We'll get it out the way.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Hazel and John really have to uphold the honour of snooker, because

0:02:59 > 0:03:03the last snooker commentators we had on was John Virgo and Dennis Taylor.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07They did not stay long, if I'm honest.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10We asked John Virgo to name any Mr Man or Little Miss character,

0:03:10 > 0:03:14and he said Mr Potato Head. That's what he said.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Should be an absolute cracker, hopefully you will stay longer.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Somebody has to go, but who is it going to be?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Good point. Who?

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Phil and Martin.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27You see, Martin has been on before, he came on with Chris Kamara.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Upgrade. - Is Tuffers better than Chris Kamara?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34That's the big question we're about to find out the answer to.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Very good, we'll do that soon.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39All questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42The contestants need to find the obscure answers the 100 people

0:03:42 > 0:03:45did not get, what everyone is trying to do is find a pointless answer

0:03:45 > 0:03:46that none of our 100 people knew,

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Each time that happens we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:50 > 0:03:51As today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:51 > 0:03:54each celebrity is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56We start off with a jackpot of £2500.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59There we are.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00APPLAUSE

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05APPLAUSE

0:04:08 > 0:04:10In this round, I will take an answer from each of you,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12but there is no conferring.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of each round

0:04:14 > 0:04:18will be eliminated, so try hard to make sure that is not you.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Our first category today is...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22the UK.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26The UK. Can you decide in your pairs who will go first?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:04:36 > 0:04:42We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many UK cities

0:04:42 > 0:04:46that begin with C, I, T, E or S.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48We're looking for the name of any officially designated city

0:04:48 > 0:04:52beginning with one of those five letters, please, as of October 2012.

0:04:52 > 0:04:55There are 24 cities in the UK beginning with one of those letters.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Can you give us the most obscure of those?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01See how many of those 24 you can get at home as well.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03We won't be accepting anything that starts City Of,

0:05:03 > 0:05:05so City Of London, that sort of thing.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07We will not count that as C.

0:05:07 > 0:05:13OK. Welcome, Mark. Great to have you on Pointless Celebrities.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Obviously a football pundit, these days.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18But a player of some repute in your time.

0:05:18 > 0:05:23Obviously through football, you know a few cities, of course.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Other than football, what are your favourite sports?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I like any sport, obviously, I love the Olympics, I was working

0:05:29 > 0:05:32on the Olympics, doing the football, I got to see some of the events.

0:05:32 > 0:05:38Cycling, the velodrome was fantastic, anything on the TV, I will watch.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, cities of the UK.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45- I'm a Potters boy, so I'm going to say Stoke-on-Trent.- Stoke-on-Trent.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Stoke-on-Trent.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Let's see if that is right and how many of our 100 people said it.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54It's right.

0:05:59 > 0:06:0014, Mark.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02APPLAUSE

0:06:03 > 0:06:0614. Hard to say if that's a good score at this point,

0:06:06 > 0:06:08but we'll discover soon enough.

0:06:08 > 0:06:0914 for Stoke-on-Trent.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Good start, nice to get it out the way.- Thank you.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Football helps, Stoke City. The clue is right there.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Phil, as Martin said before, you are Question Of Sport team-mates.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- Representing comedy.- So Martin says.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28They were representing football,

0:06:28 > 0:06:31we didn't know what we were representing so we went with comedy.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34You have many strings to your bow.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37You're an author, a serious pundit on TMS,

0:06:37 > 0:06:41you still play a little bit of cricket, don't you?

0:06:41 > 0:06:48- Yes, for charity. Twenty20, it's my kind of game.- Yes, very good.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50How is your UK geography?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54It's not great, but I've got one I'm going to go with.

0:06:54 > 0:07:00- Stay in the game. I'm going to go with Coventry.- Coventry says Phil.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Coventry.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 said Coventry.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Absolutely right.

0:07:09 > 0:07:1014 is the low score.

0:07:11 > 0:07:1453!

0:07:14 > 0:07:15APPLAUSE

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Clearly, Stoke was a very good score, great answer.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25- Looking that way.- Coventry, 53?!

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Richard.- It's not my fault!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I'm just saying.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35- It's a big score.- It's a lot, but Martin does not look happy with this.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38He's thinking, "Chris Kamara got me knocked out in round one,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40"now Tuffers is going to do it."

0:07:40 > 0:07:43If you come back a third time, bring one of the Chuckle Brothers.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- They did very well.- They did do very well. We've had them all on here.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Now then, Pete.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Pete, a gold medallist, London 2012, and Beijing as well.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59Yes, that's true, but it's not going to help me today, I don't think.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Really?- I'm a good rower, not so good at quizzes.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04You were in the Navy for 13 years.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yes, an officer in the Navy for a long time.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11- Let's hope that comes up later. - If knots came up, say?

0:08:11 > 0:08:16- Knots.- Aww.- I could tie you a good clove hitch or something like that.

0:08:16 > 0:08:22- That is round two. Who can tie the best clove hitch?- Very good.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I hear you've already started training for Rio.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27It is years away, and at the moment I'm just staring at this big

0:08:27 > 0:08:32black wall and I don't know where to go, but training will get me there.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Training involves what? How many times a week?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Three sessions per day,

0:08:38 > 0:08:41we get one Sunday off every fourth or fifth Sunday.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43If Christmas does not fall on one of those Sundays,

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- then that is not off either. - Christmas Day?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Is it like the world of a professional cricketer, Tuffers?

0:08:49 > 0:08:50That training regime.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52LAUGHTER

0:08:52 > 0:08:54OK, UK geography.

0:08:54 > 0:08:59More specifically, cities beginning with C, I, T, E or S.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05I've got one, I know it's a city, it's a bit of a risk.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11It could go top or bottom of the board.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Let's go with St Davids, the smallest city in the UK.- St Davids.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Hazel loves that. I think you just nicked her answer.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21OK, Pete is saying St Davids.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Let's see how many of our 100 said it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29It's good.

0:09:32 > 0:09:3514 is our lowest score, you've gone through that.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38APPLAUSE

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Fantastic answer, Pete. 1 for St Davids. Brilliant.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Great answer. He's a gold medallist and he's really clever as well.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52Blimey. You're quite right, smallest city in Britain in terms of size

0:09:52 > 0:09:53and population.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58Thanks very much. Hazel, St Davids, gone.

0:09:58 > 0:10:04- Voice of snooker but also voice of golf.- Yes.- Voice of lots of things.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08Two sports which are quite similar in many respects, because they're

0:10:08 > 0:10:12all played by people for whom it is very much a mind game.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16That is what I love about it, trying to get into the heads of these guys.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- You need to unravel their game plan. - Yes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22It's a real treat to work on both of them, I must say.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Remember, we are looking for UK cities beginning with

0:10:24 > 0:10:26C, I, T, E, or S.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30St Davids, you clearly had that. I could see from your face.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32What are you going to go for?

0:10:32 > 0:10:37On that idea of St Davids being a cathedral city,

0:10:37 > 0:10:41I'm probably going to go down the same route.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45My answer is my old stomping ground of St Andrews.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48St Andrews, says Hazel.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Is it right? Surely. Let's see how many people said St Andrews.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Oh, no!

0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Sorry, Johnny.- Oh, Hazel! - Oh, dear. Sorry.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Phil is now not such a bad choice of contestant.- Come on, Coventry!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10St Andrews, bad luck.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12An incorrect answer, I'm afraid,

0:11:12 > 0:11:15which scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16No pressure!

0:11:16 > 0:11:20- Oh, dear. I'm sorry about that. - Sorry, not a city.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23The good news is it's a better answer than Mr Potato Head.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25I'm glad to hear that.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Oh, dear. Not a city. - What do you reckon?

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I know, but I thought you might...

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- maybe you might have a fact about it.- I'm so sorry.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40St Andrews is not a city.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Fair enough. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48We are halfway through. Let's look at the scores as they stand.

0:11:48 > 0:11:501 is very much the best score.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Pete, very well done.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55You are looking pretty strong for the next round.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Up to 14, Mark and Martin also looking pretty good.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03- 53, Phil and Martin, great answer, Coventry.- Stay in the game.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Stay in the game.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Then up to 100, Hazel, I'm really sorry.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12Great reckoning, great reasoning, sadly, an incorrect answer,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15but, John, the round is not over, if you can find a really good,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18low score, it might be enough to keep you in the game.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20We're going to come back down the line.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Can the second players please take their places on the podium?

0:12:24 > 0:12:30OK, we are looking for UK cities beginning with C, I, T, E or S.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Welcome to the show, John. It's lovely to have you here.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You've been at the top of snooker for a very long time.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39What are your other sporting interests?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Everton Football Club, home and away,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44when I can, with my son, who absolutely loves it.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I've been going since I was six.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48National Hunt racing, in particular,

0:12:48 > 0:12:51I have six or seven courses in Britain left to do.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55Obviously, golf, I play at Formby, which is absolutely lovely.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- And a privilege to be a member there.- Very good indeed.

0:12:58 > 0:13:04- How about your UK city knowledge, John?- Hope it's good.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I think there are a few certainties in there but obviously having

0:13:07 > 0:13:09had the first round we have gone for, we need to take a chance.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- I will go with Exeter. - Exeter says John.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15There is no red line for you, because you are the high scorers.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18We just have to hope this goes down as far as it possibly can.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's right.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34Down it goes to 26. 126 is your total.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Well done, John, not a bad answer.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41You might have kept yourself in the game, you've given yourself a chance.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- 126 is a pretty good break. - The best I've had for ages.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48I was quite happy with the 100 she got,

0:13:48 > 0:13:49haven't had one of them for years.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54So then, Sam, are you training for Rio yet?

0:13:54 > 0:13:56I've actually had a really long break,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59and I definitely want to go,

0:13:59 > 0:14:03but I'll just take it a month at a time, a week at a time,

0:14:03 > 0:14:07a day at a time, but I'd love to be there, I'd love to win a gold medal.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Very good indeed. Best of luck with that,

0:14:09 > 0:14:14and with coming up with the city beginning with C, I, T, E or S.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Geography is my worst subject ever.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20I don't know if it's a town or city but I'm going to go for it.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24I'm going to go for Staines.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Staines. Go for Staines.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28SHE LAUGHS

0:14:28 > 0:14:33- It doesn't matter.- Should I run now?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37No, no, this is great news for Hazel.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, no!

0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Is it too late to change?- Yes.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You're going for Staines, let's see if that's right

0:14:45 > 0:14:49and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Bad luck.- I'm so sorry.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57That scores 100 points because it is incorrect

0:14:57 > 0:14:59but you are still through to the next round

0:14:59 > 0:15:05- because your total is 101, so it is fine.- Is it not a city?- Richard.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I had to go through this with Alexander just now.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09No, Staines is a town, I'm afraid.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11It is also called Staines-upon-Thames now.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Pete, you must have come across a few stains upon Thames

0:15:17 > 0:15:22- in your rowing career. - Far too many, oh, my goodness.

0:15:22 > 0:15:27Martin, you've been thrown a massive lifeline.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30The high scorer is John and Hazel, 126, you're on 53.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34I'm still feeling a bit nervous, not sure if anyone has been booed off in

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- the first round twice in this show.- It's not going to happen.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Let's hope not. - It's not going to happen.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43What are you up to at the moment?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46I'm about to fly out to Dubai to play rugby again for the first time

0:15:46 > 0:15:48- in 12 years.- Nervous?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Yes, I'm feeling quite nervous, see if I've still got it,

0:15:51 > 0:15:54can the body, you know?

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Still dodge and run.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59I have more pressing things on my mind at the moment.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Cities in the UK beginning with C, I, T, E or S.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm going to go with Swansea.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Swansea.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Very good. Here is your red line.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Below that red line with Swansea, you are through to the next round.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Let's see if Swansea is right and how many people said it.

0:16:17 > 0:16:23It's right, and you are through. Very well done, Martin.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Down it goes, look at that. Brilliant answer, 16.

0:16:27 > 0:16:34- That takes your total up to 69. - We made it! We're still here!

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Well done, Martin, round two, can you believe it?

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Get Chris Kamara on the phone right now. Tell him what you've just done.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42I will be tweeting him afterwards.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Now then, Martin, thank you so much for coming on the show,

0:16:46 > 0:16:50a real treat for us to have you here. A real sporting superstar.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Absolutely.- A goal-scorer in 1966, fantastic.- Thank you very much.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57APPLAUSE

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Martin, what are you up to these days?

0:17:03 > 0:17:09I'm working in two football clubs, on match days, West Ham United...

0:17:09 > 0:17:12AUDIENCE MURMURS

0:17:12 > 0:17:15There we are. Bit of a murmur.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- I was there last night, and Tottenham Hotspur.- There we are.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21MUTED CHEERING

0:17:21 > 0:17:26Very good. So, a UK city beginning with any of these letters.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Shrewsbury.- OK.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Let's see if Shrewsbury is right,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Bad luck, Martin, I'm afraid that was incorrect which means you

0:17:42 > 0:17:44score the maximum of 100 points,

0:17:44 > 0:17:47but you are through to the next round so it could not matter less.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50The county town of Shropshire, but if you think in football terms,

0:17:50 > 0:17:52it is Shrewsbury Town.

0:17:52 > 0:17:56So it's not a city, Shrewsbury. There is two pointless answers here.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00They are both cities that got elevated to that status in 2012.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Let's look at them both.

0:18:02 > 0:18:07St Asaph and Chelmsford. Yes, new city, Chelmsford, from 2012.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Very well done if you said either of those.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12There are 24, I'm sure people have been trying to get

0:18:12 > 0:18:14all of them. I will go through some of the lowest.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16St Albans would have scored 2,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Stirling would have scored you 4, if you wanted to go

0:18:18 > 0:18:24for a Scottish one, Salford, five, Chichester, 7, Sunderland, 12,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Carlisle would have scored 15, Ely would have scored 15 as well.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Ely up in Cambridgeshire.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31Southampton, 27, and let's take a look at the biggest three answers.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34One of these will be familiar to Tuffers.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Cardiff with 37, Edinburgh, 44,

0:18:37 > 0:18:42and Coventry was the biggest scorer of all with 53.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44APPLAUSE

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Thanks very much indeed, Richard, so at the end of the first round

0:18:47 > 0:18:51the losing pair with their high score of 126 is John and Hazel!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Bye.- See you.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57I've always wanted a century, I've just done it in the wrong game!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00There we are, sadly, we need to say goodbye to you,

0:19:00 > 0:19:03but thank you so much for coming on, it has been lovely.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Thanks for having us. - John and Hazel.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE

0:19:08 > 0:19:11For the remaining three pairs, it is time for round two.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Obviously there is only going to be room for two celebrity pairs

0:19:17 > 0:19:20in our head-to-head, so one of the teams in front of me

0:19:20 > 0:19:22will be leaving us at the end of this round.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25We would not want to call it.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30Martin, we are on virgin territory here. This is fantastic, round two.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33This is the last round where you're on your own, after this,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36you can put your heads together, so best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38The category for round two is...

0:19:38 > 0:19:40fictional characters.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Fictional characters,

0:19:42 > 0:19:46can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first and second?

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Whoever is going first, step up to the podium.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54The question concerns...

0:19:54 > 0:19:57on-screen vampires.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00On-screen vampires. Richard.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Yeah, on each pass, we're going to show you the names of six actors

0:20:03 > 0:20:06who appeared as a vampire or half-vampire,

0:20:06 > 0:20:09whatever that might be, on a TV series or a film.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11You just have to tell us in which film or TV series

0:20:11 > 0:20:14they first appeared as a vampire, please.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18In which TV series or film did these actors first appear as a vampire?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21We'll give you the year they first appeared next to their names.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25So, we are looking for the names of the films or TV shows

0:20:25 > 0:20:26in which these actors first played a vampire.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Here's our first board. We have got...

0:20:42 > 0:20:44I'll read those all one last time.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58How are you on vampires, Martin?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I've never known any.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01Oh, you say that now!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Were you any good with crosses, Martin?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05- Crosses?- Ah, good.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08A vampire-football crossover joke. Jeez! How many have you got?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11LAUGHTER

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Right, Martin.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16What does that board look like to you?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18I'm afraid you've got me, because I don't know.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'm going to encourage you to make one up.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Christopher Lee.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Father Christmas.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30LAUGHTER

0:21:31 > 0:21:35There we are. Yup. One of the more famous vampires.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Christopher Lee, Father Christmas, says Martin.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Ooh!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- It MUST be a film.- Bad luck, Martin.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- An incorrect answer scores you the maximum of 100 points.- I'm sorry.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- No, I'm sorry. That's a tough question.- All right!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01FANGS for nothing!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Ha-ha-ha!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yeah, sorry, Martin.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Christopher Lee played a flesh-eating zombie

0:22:09 > 0:22:11in Father Christmas, not a vampire.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Now, then, Phil.- Can I choose Christopher Lee again?- Yeah.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21OK. Well, I'm going to go Christopher Lee and Count Dracula.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Christopher Lee...- In Count Dracula. - Count Dracula.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Let's see if that's right.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29If it is, let's see how many people knew that answer.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, no.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Bad luck. I'm afraid an incorrect answer.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38He's leading us a merry dance here.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Isn't he just? Yes, sorry, Tuffers.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43The name of the film he was in wasn't Count Dracula.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Closer to that than Father Christmas, but it wasn't Count Dracula.- Yeah.

0:22:47 > 0:22:52That scores you 100 points, Phil, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's close.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- It is close.- Now, then, Sam.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Oh, Sam, you're not looking happy.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01Well, for my generation, when you say vampires,

0:23:01 > 0:23:03I think The Vampire Diaries, Twilight,

0:23:03 > 0:23:05and I thought I'd get this,

0:23:05 > 0:23:07but all these names are really confusing me.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11But I'm going to give it a go anyway. Wesley Snipes, Blade.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Wesley Snipes, Blade, says Sam. Let's see if that's right.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18If it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. Blade.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's right. Very well done, Sam.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26It's a low score as well.

0:23:26 > 0:23:2725. Very well done indeed.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29APPLAUSE

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Excellent work.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Great answer, Sam. They're not Olympic medallists for nothing.- No.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yeah, terrific answer. He plays a half-human, half-vampire.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43His mother was bitten when she was pregnant.

0:23:43 > 0:23:47- Oh, it's on his mother's side that he's a vampire?- Yes.- Oh, I see.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- His father's side is human.- I see. - So, the wedding was very awkward.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51Yeah, I should think so.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Let's go through the rest of this board, shall we?

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Let's clear up Christopher Lee first ball.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57It's simply Dracula.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Couldn't give you Count Dracula,

0:24:00 > 0:24:02just in case Sam wanted to have a go at the same one.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Couldn't give it to you.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06David Boreanaz is from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Would have scored you 7. Al Lewis was from The Munsters.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Would have scored you nothing at all.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16It was a pointless answer, so was done.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Kiefer Sutherland was The Lost Boys.

0:24:18 > 0:24:1915 points.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23And Max Schreck was Nosferatu, which would have scored you 4 points.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27If anyone got all of those, very, very impressive. Or scary.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Very much the best score of that pass, 25, Sam. Very well done.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Sam and Pete looking very strong at this stage.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Phil and Martin and Martin and Mark, I'm afraid you're tied on 100

0:24:40 > 0:24:42as our high scorers.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45it's going to be between Martin O and Mark to decide

0:24:45 > 0:24:46who leaves us at the end of this round

0:24:46 > 0:24:49and who stays for the head-to-head.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50We're going to come back down the line.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

0:24:55 > 0:24:59OK, we're going to put six more vampire actors on the board,

0:24:59 > 0:25:00and here they are...

0:25:14 > 0:25:16I'll read those all very quickly again.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21Ethan Hawke, 2009. David Bowie, 1983. Robert Pattinson, 2008.

0:25:21 > 0:25:27Stephen Moyer, 2008. Kate Beckinsale, 2003. Tom Cruise, 1994.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30There we are. Six actors for you in vampire roles.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33You have to name the film or TV show in which

0:25:33 > 0:25:37they first appeared as vampires in the years shown in brackets.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Pete,

0:25:38 > 0:25:39how many on the board do think you know?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Er... I think...

0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I know three.- This is good. - I know I know one.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Lend us one.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52Let's go for, and this is very much my sort of age demographic,

0:25:52 > 0:25:581994, Tom Cruise was in An Interview With A Vampire.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00OK, there is your red line, Pete.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03If you get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06You are saying Tom Cruise in An Interview With A Vampire.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12It is right.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14And you are in the head-to-head.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Very well done. 26.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20APPLAUSE

0:26:21 > 0:26:25- 51 your total. Very well done. - Well played, Pete.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Though Sam did get 1 point better than you.

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Plays Lestat in the 1994 film, directed by Neil Jordan.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Now, then. Martin, we have a game on our hands here.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36You are tied with Mark and Martin P.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42How many of these ring a bell?

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Just one!

0:26:45 > 0:26:49- Robert Pattinson. Twilight? - OK. That's your answer.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52There's no red line for you, as you are joint high scores.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Robert Pattinson, Twilight, says Martin.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Let's see if it's right, and if it is,

0:26:57 > 0:27:00let's see if it scores any less than 100. Twilight.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03It's right.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Wow.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Wow, 33.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Jesus.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12APPLAUSE

0:27:13 > 0:27:1633 for Twilight. I thought that was going to stop on 97.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19No, it's one of those things that everyone

0:27:19 > 0:27:21who's a fan of Twilight knows, but everybody else doesn't know.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24It's one of those things that's on the news all the time,

0:27:24 > 0:27:26but most people are not paying any attention at any time.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30There's been five films in that series. That was the first, Twilight.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31Very good.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34We're looking for the films or TV shows

0:27:34 > 0:27:36in which these actors first played vampires.

0:27:36 > 0:27:37Now, then, Mark.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40- Now, then, Mark.- Get the taxi ready.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44- You get the last...- I know.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47You get the slim pickings that are left there.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48- Do you know any of those?- No.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Um...

0:27:52 > 0:27:58I'm going to have to wing it and go David Bowie, Vampires.

0:27:58 > 0:28:03David Bowie, Vampires. You're not tempted by Father Christmas?

0:28:04 > 0:28:05OK.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Vampires, David Bowie. There's your red line.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10If it's right and you go below that red line,

0:28:10 > 0:28:11you are in the head-to-head.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Let's see if it is. How many people said David Bowie was in Vampires?

0:28:18 > 0:28:19Bad luck, Mark.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

0:28:21 > 0:28:24scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27- I'm really sorry, Mark. Tough.- Sorry, Brighty.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30You made Tuffers very, very happy, if it's any consolation.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33- That is tough, isn't it?- Isn't it?

0:28:33 > 0:28:37They say sometimes that we dumb this down for celebrities.

0:28:37 > 0:28:41And, you know, usually we do. No, we don't. We absolutely don't.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44And this is proof of it. It's a very tough board.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48So, to get 51 is terrific work. Let's go through the rest of these.

0:28:48 > 0:28:52David Bowie played a vampire in The Hunger. Would have scored 2 points.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56Kate Beckinsale was a vampire in Underworld. Would have scored 13.

0:28:56 > 0:29:00Stephen Moyer is from True Blood. Would have scored you 7.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03And Ethan Hawke, that's a pointless answer, despite the fact that

0:29:03 > 0:29:07it was from 2009, so it was obviously something of a hit.

0:29:07 > 0:29:10He was a vampire in Daybreakers. Daybreakers.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Well done if you said that. - There we are. Thanks, Richard.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16At the end of round two, the losing pair, with their high score of 200,

0:29:16 > 0:29:20our newest members of the 200 club, Mark and Martin.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We should have...

0:29:22 > 0:29:25Couldn't we have dug out a football question for them?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27- Yeah. - I mean, would it have killed us?

0:29:27 > 0:29:29- Should have done, shouldn't we?- Yeah.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31Mark and Martin, thank you so much for playing.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35It's been wonderful having you on the show. Brilliant contestants.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37APPLAUSE

0:29:37 > 0:29:40But the two remaining pairs, they're getting one step closer to the final

0:29:40 > 0:29:44and the chance of taking home the jackpot for their charities as we enter the head-to-head.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50Congratulations, Sam and Pete, Phil and Martin.

0:29:50 > 0:29:52You're now only one round away from the final

0:29:52 > 0:29:55and a chance to play for that jackpot,

0:29:55 > 0:29:57which currently stands at £2,500.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Now, clearly only one pair can play for that money.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06To decide which pair it'll be, you're now going to go head-to-head.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09The difference is, you're now allowed to confer.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14So then, how are you feeling?

0:30:14 > 0:30:18Good. I've only just said "Coventry" and I'm in the head-to-head,

0:30:18 > 0:30:20which is fantastic. It's going well at the moment.

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Remember, you can put your heads together at this point...

0:30:23 > 0:30:27- We're relaxing into it. - We're batting above our average at the moment.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28You reckon? We'll see.

0:30:28 > 0:30:31Sam and Pete, some exemplary low scoring so far.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33Feeling confident?

0:30:33 > 0:30:36To be honest, I'm pleased I didn't go home in the first round.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38I'm pleased we didn't go home in the first round.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40It's nice to be here, we can be calm and a bit more relaxed now

0:30:40 > 0:30:43and we've been pretty lucky - good low scores.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45Besides Staines, I feel pretty confident, like.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- Listen, you made up for that with Blade.- Yeah.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51Fantastic, great upset. Anyway, let's play the head-to-head.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...

0:31:04 > 0:31:06LAUGHTER

0:31:06 > 0:31:09Olympic torchbearers, Richard.

0:31:09 > 0:31:11We're going to show you five pictures now of people

0:31:11 > 0:31:15carrying the Olympic torch in the London 2012 torch relay.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Can you name the most obscure of these five? Very best of luck.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21OK. Thank you. Let's reveal our five torchbearers. Here they are.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23We have got...

0:31:40 > 0:31:43There we are. Five Olympic torchbearers.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46Sam and Pete, you've played best in the show. You get to go first.

0:31:46 > 0:31:47- PHIL:- Aw!

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Well done.

0:31:49 > 0:31:52- Do you want a moment to confer? - We know all of them.

0:31:52 > 0:31:56We're just trying to pick the best one to really win the competition.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58I think...

0:31:58 > 0:32:00She's got all... Oh, did you see that look she gave me?

0:32:00 > 0:32:03She's come a long way from Staines, I'll tell you.

0:32:03 > 0:32:04OK.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06Let's go...

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Shall I say it? B. Roger Bannister.

0:32:09 > 0:32:13- I think he's Sir Roger Bannister. - B, Sir Roger Bannister.

0:32:13 > 0:32:17B, Sir Roger Bannister. Now then, Phil and Martin.

0:32:18 > 0:32:19Talk us through the board.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21We knew that. We knew Sir Rog.

0:32:21 > 0:32:23Zara Phillips.

0:32:23 > 0:32:24Zara Phillips or Ben Ainslie,

0:32:24 > 0:32:27- everyone will know Kelly.- Yeah.

0:32:27 > 0:32:29Which do you reckon is the lowest?

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Royalty or a bloke who goes sailing?

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I'd say the sailing geezer.

0:32:33 > 0:32:36Ben Ainslie, yes, would probably not know, yeah. Lowest one?

0:32:36 > 0:32:38- Yeah.- OK.- D.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40- D, Ben Ainslie.- Yeah.

0:32:40 > 0:32:43OK, so we have Roger Bannister, we have Ben Ainslie.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Sam and Pete went Roger Bannister, let's see if that's right,

0:32:45 > 0:32:48let's how many of our 100 people said Roger Bannister.

0:32:51 > 0:32:52It's right.

0:32:56 > 0:32:5822.

0:33:01 > 0:33:0222 for Roger Bannister.

0:33:04 > 0:33:07Phil and Martin have said Ben Ainslie for D.

0:33:07 > 0:33:08Let's see if that's right

0:33:08 > 0:33:11and let's see how many of our 100 people said Ben Ainslie.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Not a lot of people know sailing.

0:33:13 > 0:33:14It's right.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18Is it going to beat 22? Ooh, it's close.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Yeah, you've done it! Very well done, 12.

0:33:25 > 0:33:2912 people said Ben Ainslie, which means, after one question,

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Tuffers and Martin, you are up one-nil. Richard?

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Pete and Sam, you knew that one as well, did you?

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Went for the wrong one.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38Ben Ainslie at Land's End, and Sir Roger Bannister

0:33:38 > 0:33:41at Iffley Road Track, where he broke his four-minute mile.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43There's an even better answer up there,

0:33:43 > 0:33:46which is A, Rupert Grint is his name.

0:33:46 > 0:33:48It would have scored two points.

0:33:48 > 0:33:52Would have been a great answer. C is Kelly Holmes, Dame Kelly Holmes.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54She would have scored you 49.

0:33:54 > 0:33:58And E, Zara Phillips, she would have scored you 34.

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Here comes your second question.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Sam and Pete, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:34:02 > 0:34:06Now, here comes that second question, the one you have to win.

0:34:06 > 0:34:07It concerns...

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Yeah, this question's got Tuffers and Martin written all over it,

0:34:13 > 0:34:16we're going to give you five clues now to facts about the solar system,

0:34:16 > 0:34:19can you give us the most obscure answer to one of these, please?

0:34:19 > 0:34:20Thanks, Richard.

0:34:20 > 0:34:24Let's reveal our five clues to facts about the solar system.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25We have got:

0:34:40 > 0:34:43I'll read those all one last time...

0:34:56 > 0:34:58There we are. Five clues to facts about the solar system.

0:34:58 > 0:35:02Phil and Martin, you go first. What's it going to be?

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Um...

0:35:05 > 0:35:06I don't know.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10We're going to go for the comet named after an English astronomer.

0:35:10 > 0:35:11What's his name?

0:35:11 > 0:35:13I think it's Halley's.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17Halley's comet, you're going to say. OK.

0:35:17 > 0:35:21Sam and Pete, you can talk us through the rest of the board

0:35:21 > 0:35:24- if you like.- Saturn's largest moon, I think, is Titan.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26I'm certain that the solar system

0:35:26 > 0:35:29is situated in the Milky Way.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31The Milky Way is too easy, everyone will know that.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33OK, we're going to take a risk.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37The sun consists mainly of this element - hydrogen.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39Hydrogen, say Sam and Pete.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41The sun consists mainly of hydrogen.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44So, Phil and Martin have said Halley's comet. Let's see

0:35:44 > 0:35:47if that's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50It's right.

0:35:53 > 0:35:5447.

0:35:59 > 0:36:0147.

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Now then, Pete and Sam said that the sun consists

0:36:03 > 0:36:05mainly of hydrogen. Let's see if it's right

0:36:05 > 0:36:08and if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:36:11 > 0:36:13It is right. 47 is what you have to beat.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17And you beat it. You're back in the game.

0:36:17 > 0:36:18Brilliant. 19.

0:36:21 > 0:36:24You did exactly what you had to do there, Pete and Sam.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27- And after two questions, it is one-all. Well done.- Well played.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29They're a formidable team, aren't they?

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Sam, you were right to exercise caution.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35If you had said Milky Way, you would still have won the point

0:36:35 > 0:36:37but only just. 45 points, that was.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40So those two were absolutely on a knife edge.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44Pete, you're right about Saturn's largest moon, that was Titan.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47Would have been a terrific answer. Nine points.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51And the name shared by two probes launched by NASA in 1977

0:36:51 > 0:36:54was Voyager. Voyager would have scored you 11 points.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57The best answer on the board is Titan, Pete, so well done.

0:36:57 > 0:37:00And talking of titans, this one's a tight 'un.

0:37:02 > 0:37:03Ah, do you know what?

0:37:03 > 0:37:06We've got a gold and silver medallist here from the Olympics

0:37:06 > 0:37:09and you're making jokes like that. You have got no respect.

0:37:09 > 0:37:11None. No, I've got massive respect!

0:37:11 > 0:37:15I haven't got any better material, that's all. I'm sorry.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17I'm really sorry. Anyway, it's one-all.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Whoever wins the decider goes to the final and

0:37:19 > 0:37:21plays for money for their charity.

0:37:21 > 0:37:24Let's see what the third question is. Here it comes.

0:37:27 > 0:37:28- Ooh!- Richard.

0:37:28 > 0:37:31We are now going to show you five anagrams of different styles

0:37:31 > 0:37:35of dance, can you unscramble these and pick the most obscure?

0:37:35 > 0:37:37Whoever does is going through to play for the jackpot.

0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Very best of luck, both teams. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Let's reveal our five anagrams of dance styles. Here they come.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59Sam and Pete to get to go first.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01You can have a couple of moments to consider.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04You do the talking on this one.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06- We know two, don't we?- Yeah.

0:38:06 > 0:38:10So which of the two do you think is the best choice?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13- The one that's higher up on the board.- Seriously? OK.

0:38:13 > 0:38:14What do you think?

0:38:14 > 0:38:16Yeah, I would agree.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19If I had half an hour, I'd definitely get more but I don't.

0:38:19 > 0:38:23- If I had half an hour on Google... - We need a piece of paper and a pen.

0:38:23 > 0:38:29We're going to go for the second one down, WINGS, and go for swing.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Swing. OK, Pete and Sam are going to say swing.

0:38:32 > 0:38:37Phil and Martin, the board is yours. Talk us through the board.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Dance styles, there's rumba.

0:38:40 > 0:38:42Samba. Tango.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44I'm just thinking back to Strictly.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48Not rumba...

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Oh! Got one.

0:38:50 > 0:38:52- Let's have an answer?- Disco.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Very good indeed.

0:38:54 > 0:38:56IS COD - disco.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00So, we have swing and we have disco.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Pete and Sam went with swing. Let's see if that's right

0:39:02 > 0:39:05and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said swing.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10It's right.

0:39:13 > 0:39:14Oh, dear.

0:39:16 > 0:39:1876.

0:39:18 > 0:39:24Now then, Phil and Martin have gone for disco. IS COD - disco.

0:39:24 > 0:39:27Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33You've done it.

0:39:33 > 0:39:35Wow, 56.

0:39:35 > 0:39:37ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:39:39 > 0:39:42Oh, very, very well done, very exciting indeed.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46Very well done. After three questions, Phil and Martin,

0:39:46 > 0:39:49- you are through to the final, 2-1. Brilliant.- Well played, gents.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51Were those are the two you knew, Sam and Pete?

0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Yeah.- Choosing between the two of them. That's tough.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58I'll tell you the rest. When I tell you a couple, you'll see them.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Just look at the one at the bottom there. OR RIMS.

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Morris dancing.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Would have scored you 17 points.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08BAA REDNECK is break dance.

0:40:10 > 0:40:13That would have scored 12. Now, CIAO PEAR is a pointless answer.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18It's a Brazilian martial art mixed with dance. Capoeira. Yeah, capoeira.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21It's pointless. Well done if you said that at home.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:40:23 > 0:40:25So, our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29Oh, that was hard-fought. Very, very exciting head-to-head.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Brilliant contest. And you've been our star pair the whole way through.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35Fantastic play. I'm really sorry we have to say goodbye to you now,

0:40:35 > 0:40:38when you're so close to the final. Come back.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40- We'd love to come back. - Brilliant. Please do.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42- Thank you.- Sam and Pete, great contestants.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:40:45 > 0:40:48But for Phil and Martin, it's now time for our pointless final.

0:40:52 > 0:40:54Well, congratulations, Phil and Martin.

0:40:54 > 0:40:56You fought off of the competition

0:40:56 > 0:40:58and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06Yes!

0:41:06 > 0:41:09You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities,

0:41:09 > 0:41:13and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:41:13 > 0:41:14CHEERING

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Oh, from the heady heights of the final,

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Coventry seems a long way away, doesn't it?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Simple rules. To win the money for your charities,

0:41:24 > 0:41:26you have to find a pointless answer.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Do that and you'll go home with £2,500.

0:41:29 > 0:41:32Firstly, you must choose a category, here are your five options.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33They are...

0:41:42 > 0:41:46- Composers, are you any good on them?- No.- Chemistry? No?

0:41:46 > 0:41:49- No.- UK politics? No? - Australian actresses...

0:41:50 > 0:41:52What?

0:41:52 > 0:41:54My friend's sister's an actress.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56LAUGHTER

0:41:58 > 0:42:01- I reckon International Pop, me. - OK, let's do that.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- We've got half a chance. - OK, International Pop it is.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05Here it comes.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07Let's find out the question.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name:

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Richard?

0:42:16 > 0:42:19We're looking for the name of any group or solo artist to win

0:42:19 > 0:42:21any Brit Award that has the word "international" in the title

0:42:21 > 0:42:24between 1977 and 2012, please.

0:42:24 > 0:42:27Any group or artist to win any of the international Brit Awards

0:42:27 > 0:42:30- between 1977 and 2012. Very, very best of luck.- OK.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33You have up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:42:33 > 0:42:35and all you need to win that £2,500 for your charities

0:42:35 > 0:42:38is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42- Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now.- Eminem.

0:42:42 > 0:42:45- Eminem. Jay-Z.- Yeah.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47- Will.i.am.- Yeah.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Er, Pussycat Dolls.- Pussycat Dolls.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Oh, international...- Rihanna.

0:42:53 > 0:42:57- Brit Awards.- Beyonce, she would have won. But '77...

0:42:57 > 0:43:00- '77, who was back in the day? - I don't know.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- ZZ Top?- ZZ Top?!

0:43:05 > 0:43:09- ZZ Top might be a good shout. Oh, Deep Purple.- Deep Purple.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11In the '80s, who was in the '80s?

0:43:11 > 0:43:14- '80s...- Just like, Bon Jon Bovi.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16Jon Bon Jovi!

0:43:16 > 0:43:17LAUGHTER

0:43:17 > 0:43:22- Jon Bon Jovi, all them long-haired rockers.- Yeah. Europe.

0:43:22 > 0:43:24Europe was a long-haired rocker band.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27- '80s.- '90s as well. Um...

0:43:28 > 0:43:33- Oh, terrible. What category is that? Keep thinking.- 10 seconds left.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35International...

0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Backstreet Boys.- Backstreet Boys.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44- 'N Sync!- OK, your time is up.

0:43:44 > 0:43:46- Oh!- Oh!- Your time is up.

0:43:46 > 0:43:49We were looking for international Brit Award winners.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50I now need three answers.

0:43:53 > 0:43:55- INXS.- INXS.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57- Jon Bon Jovi.- Yeah.

0:43:57 > 0:44:01- Jon Bon Jovi.- And one that you wouldn't know - women artists.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03- Madonna.- Madonna. - Everyone will know that!

0:44:03 > 0:44:05LAUGHTER

0:44:05 > 0:44:09- Everyone will know Madonna. - OK, there are your three answers.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11INXS, Jon Bon Jovi and Madonna.

0:44:11 > 0:44:14Of those three, which is your most likely to be pointless?

0:44:14 > 0:44:17- I think INXS.- INXS. - I reckon Madonna is at the top.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20Shall we put Madonna at the top, your least likely?

0:44:20 > 0:44:23That was just a thought. That was just a thought.

0:44:23 > 0:44:25- It wasn't an actual answer, but we took it.- Oh, well.

0:44:25 > 0:44:30We'll put Madonna first. Madonna, Jon Bon Jovi, INXS. Fabulous.

0:44:30 > 0:44:33We'll put them up on the board in that order. And here they are.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35Madonna, Jon Bon Jovi, INXS.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38We were looking for international Brit Award winners.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41Madonna was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot

0:44:44 > 0:44:46of £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49So, let's see. Madonna, is it right? How many people said it?

0:44:52 > 0:44:53It's right.

0:44:55 > 0:44:58OK, if by some miracle this goes all the way down to zero,

0:44:58 > 0:45:01you are leaving with £2,500.

0:45:01 > 0:45:03It's still going down. Into single figures. Look at that.

0:45:03 > 0:45:04Seven!

0:45:06 > 0:45:08- Seven!- Seven!

0:45:11 > 0:45:13Two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16Obviously today's show is a charity show

0:45:16 > 0:45:19and you've each nominated a charity. Phil, what's your charity?

0:45:19 > 0:45:23Mesothelioma UK, which is an asbestos cancer.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25Very good indeed.

0:45:30 > 0:45:31Martin, how about you?

0:45:31 > 0:45:35Mine is Joining Jack, which is a rugby-based charity.

0:45:35 > 0:45:39An ex-colleague of mine, Andrew Johnson's young son is suffering

0:45:39 > 0:45:42from a rare condition called Duchenne muscular dystrophy

0:45:42 > 0:45:45and so we're trying to raise money to find a cure for it.

0:45:45 > 0:45:49OK. Well, very, very good. Two excellent charities there.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55Let's hope one of your two remaining answers at least will win

0:45:55 > 0:45:58that money for your charities. International Brit Award winners,

0:45:58 > 0:46:02let's hope nobody has said your next answer, Jon Bon Jovi.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04It had to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,

0:46:04 > 0:46:08so let's see. For £2,500, how many people said Jon Bon Jovi?

0:46:08 > 0:46:09Is it right?

0:46:12 > 0:46:14It's absolutely right.

0:46:14 > 0:46:16Now then, Madonna took us all the way down to seven.

0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Jon Bon Jovi, where is he going to take us?- Go on.

0:46:19 > 0:46:22He's taking us down through the teens into single figures.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Down he goes. Still going down!

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Yes! You've done it!

0:46:26 > 0:46:28ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:46:30 > 0:46:35That is fantastic. Very, very well done indeed. Fantastic.

0:46:42 > 0:46:43Oh, mate!

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Congratulations.

0:46:47 > 0:46:51Jon Bon Jovi was a pointless answer, which means you're going away

0:46:51 > 0:46:54with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Absolutely brilliant.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58CHEERING

0:47:02 > 0:47:06- Wow. Richard.- Well done, gents. Brilliant news. Jon Bon Jovi won

0:47:06 > 0:47:10Best International Male, and Best International group in 1991

0:47:10 > 0:47:12were INXS, and that was a pointless answer as well.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Let's take a look at some more of the pointless answers,

0:47:20 > 0:47:22see how you did at home.

0:47:22 > 0:47:24Bruce Springsteen, INXS, Justin Timberlake,

0:47:24 > 0:47:26you were thinking of him, the guy from 'N Sync.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28He was a pointless answer as well.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31Kanye West, Lana Del Rey, more recent winners,

0:47:31 > 0:47:35REM won Best International Group. There's lots of pointless answers.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Killers, The White Stripes.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42Alanis Morissette, Arcade Fire, Cee Lo Green, Tracey Chapman,

0:47:42 > 0:47:46PM Dawn, Simon & Garfunkel, The Bangles, The Corrs, The Strokes, TLC.

0:47:46 > 0:47:49Lots of pointless answers, but you found one - you found two -

0:47:49 > 0:47:53- and congratulations, guys, very well played.- Wow!

0:47:53 > 0:47:54Amazing.

0:47:58 > 0:48:01On the money twice. Fantastic.

0:48:01 > 0:48:03Thanks once again to our winning players, Phil and Martin,

0:48:03 > 0:48:07who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

0:48:07 > 0:48:09CHEERING

0:48:09 > 0:48:13Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:48:13 > 0:48:14to the test on Pointless.

0:48:14 > 0:48:16- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:48:16 > 0:48:18And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:48:18 > 0:48:21APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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