0:00:02 > 0:00:04TARDIS NOISES
0:00:09 > 0:00:11It's BBC One, it's teatime,
0:00:11 > 0:00:15which means it can only be time for Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. A very warm welcome to this
0:00:43 > 0:00:48Doctor Who edition of Pointless, the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53APPLAUSE
0:00:53 > 0:00:55And couple number one.
0:00:55 > 0:01:00I'm Bernard Cribbins and in Doctor Who I played Wilfred Mott.
0:01:00 > 0:01:06- This lovely lady Jacqueline King played my daughter.- Sylvia Noble.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Thank you very much.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And couple number two.
0:01:10 > 0:01:16Hello, I'm Nicola Bryant and I played Peri in Doctor Who with the Fifth and Sixth Doctors.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22I'm Andrew Hayden-Smith, I battled the Cybermen and the Daleks as freedom fighter Jake Simmonds.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Wooh!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25APPLAUSE
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Couple number three.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33My name is Sylvester McCoy and I played Doctor Who number seven.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38And I'm Sophie Aldred. I played his assistant Ace and tried to keep him out of trouble.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40She failed.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42APPLAUSE
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And our fourth and final couple.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Hello, I'm Louise Jameson and I played Leela,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52one of the assistants, way back in 1977.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56My name's Frazer, I played Jamie McCrimmon to the Second Doctor and Sixth Doctor.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00And we were once voted the sexiest legs on television.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Wow!
0:02:01 > 0:02:02APPLAUSE
0:02:02 > 0:02:06And these, ladies and gentlemen, are our contestants.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09We'll find out more throughout the show.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12There's one person left to introduce. So much for Doctor Who,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'd like you to meet Professor Which When How and Why.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:26This is fun, isn't it? Did you really come out of the TARDIS earlier?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Yeah. - That's pretty cool.- Yeah.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I wasn't invited.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- I noticed you weren't there. What happened?- It's a bit weird.- A bit.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Yeah.- Is it really massive? Was it the real TARDIS?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It is massive in there. I only went to the first...
0:02:41 > 0:02:45I was in the ground floor bit and downstairs. But it is big, yeah.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER
0:02:47 > 0:02:50If only there was something I had that you didn't have.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Huh...
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Oh, Richard, what have you got under your desk?- Oh, nothing.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Yeah, that's what you said last time and Ruth Madoc crawled out.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01LAUGHTER
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Seriously, what have you got? - I've got a little friend.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07'I am here. I am K-9.'
0:03:07 > 0:03:09APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Wow! Wow!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14K-9.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18'And you are Master Alexander.'
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Hello, how are you, K-9? We've appeared together, K-9, haven't we?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- 'Affirmative.' - Yeah, we have, We did
0:03:25 > 0:03:28The Sarah Jane Adventures. Many, many, many episodes.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31'I think I was better than you.'
0:03:31 > 0:03:33LAUGHTER
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Thought you'd say that. Well, actually, yes, nice to see you back.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Can I just say, am I the only person here,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42including the dog, that's never been in the TARDIS?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44You've all been in it, right?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- I haven't.- Yep. - Ah, good.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48High five.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- K-9's going to sit with me during the show and keep me company.- Very good.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57That's nice. Thank you very much indeed, K-9.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Thank you, Richard. All questions have been put
0:04:00 > 0:04:05to 100 people. Our contestants must find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Everyone wants to find a pointless answer none of our 100 people gave.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16As today's edition is a special celebrity Doctor Who version of the show,
0:04:16 > 0:04:21we are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless
0:04:33 > 0:04:36OK, in this first round, I will take an answer from each of you.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41No conferring. The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43so try hard to make sure that is not you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46OK. Our first category today is...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Spanish words.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Decide who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Whoever's first, please step up to the podium.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK, our question concerns...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07..animals in Spanish.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Animals in Spanish.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Richard.- On each pass, we'll show you a board with the names of seven animals in Spanish.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18You need to tell us their names in English, their common names in English.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20A nice obscure answer will score fewer points.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Give us an incorrect answer and you will score 100 points.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Best of luck. There will be 14 in all to have a go at at home.
0:05:26 > 0:05:33Fantastic. We are looking for the English translations of these Spanish animals. And we have got...
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- I'll read those again. It was like a Spaniard was here, wasn't it?- Very good.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03That's fun.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05APPLAUSE
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- There we go. Now, Bernard.- Yes. - A warm welcome to Pointless.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Thank you.- What are you up to at the moment, Bernard?- I've just finished
0:06:13 > 0:06:19recording 25 little shows for CBeebies
0:06:19 > 0:06:22with a lovely dog, a Hungarian wirehaired vizsla.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28She's called Salty in the show but she's called Scuzz and she is a proper hunting dog, she's great.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- Wow!- Wow! - A dog called Scuzz.- Scuzz, yeah.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- How is your Spanish?- I think I know one of those, that's all.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Caballo
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- is horse. - Caballo.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Horse, says Bernard.
0:06:42 > 0:06:47Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said horse for caballo.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's right.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Down it goes, Bernard.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Oh, 15!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Thank you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03An excellent score, if I may say. If I may say, Bernard.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well played. A good score on the first podium.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08A lot of pressure. Well played.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- It's so lovely having the little fellow here.- 'Thank you.'
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- 'That is most satisfactory.' - Look at that. Isn't he cute?
0:07:16 > 0:07:21See what happens if you scratch him down there. His back wheel goes, oing, oing, oing!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Look at his little tail wagging there.- Where?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Oh, look at that.- Yeah. - 'I am multifunctional.'
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Yeah, you and me both, brother.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Thank you very much. Now then, Nicola.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38You were companion to Colin Baker.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- Colin Baker and Peter Davison. - And Peter Davison.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- I did get to film a special with Patrick Troughton as well.- Wow!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Three of them.- I was going to say you straddled three doctors.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- I did. - I'm not sure that's right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57I'll ask you to translate one of these Spanish animals. I think you'll be good at this.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00There are two obviously easy ones
0:08:00 > 0:08:03and I don't know whether to take a gamble.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07So I'm going to go with
0:08:07 > 0:08:09leon,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- which is lion. - Leon!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Lion, says Nicola.- It will be very obvious.- Let's see if it's right.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Let's see how many people said lion for leon.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24- It's right. Ooh, that is high.- Terrible.- 80.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26APPLAUSE
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- 80 for lion.- Yeah, it's a big score. You did what you had to do.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32It's better than getting 100 points.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36Who are the 20 people who are looking at that going...
0:08:37 > 0:08:38LAUGHTER
0:08:38 > 0:08:43I don't know. I'm going to say anteater for leon.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Now then, Sophie.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- You were Ace, of course, to Sylvester.- Yes.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Do you appear together often? Do you go to conventions?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- We do.- They must go nuts when you appear together.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57- No, we do. - Oh, really?
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Well, it's nice. I still like to think that I look after Sylvester.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- She does.- I beat up a Dalek with a baseball bat. That was my great claim to fame.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10So, yeah. I was like his minder.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12How is your Spanish, Sophie?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Rubbish. - Really.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19However, I'm going to take a little bit of a gamble, is that all right?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23And I think I'm going to go for gato.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26And I think it's cat.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Gato - cat, says Sophie. Let's see if that's right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Let's see how many said that. Cat for gato.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35It's right.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Wow! Ooh, look at that. 18.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Yes. Well done. - Great!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Very well done, Sophie. 18, great score.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Great answer. Almost as good as Bernard. Almost as good.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51What do you think about cats, K-9?
0:09:51 > 0:09:54'They are extremely useful creatures.'
0:09:54 > 0:09:59'"Harmless necessary cat," quote Shakespeare.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:02That's very balanced, I think, from K-9.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Very good.- I assume you have an enormous brain, K-9.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- 'Affirmative.' - For a dog.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- 'I am not a dog. I am a robot.' - I'm so sorry.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Now then, Louise.- Hello. - You were my vintage
0:10:17 > 0:10:19of Doctor Who. Tom Baker.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Leela of the Sevateem, the warrior.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Yeah. Leather-clad warrior!
0:10:24 > 0:10:29When I left, as a leaving present, they gave me a chamois leather.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31LAUGHTER
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Now, how is your Spanish? - Non-existent.
0:10:34 > 0:10:40I'm just wondering if oso is bird. L'oiseau in French.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's very similar.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Or whether I should...
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- I'm going to go kangaroo, please, for the second one.- OK.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51The second one canguro you think is kangaroo.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Let's see if that's right and if it is
0:10:53 > 0:10:58how many of our 100 people said kangaroo for canguro.
0:11:03 > 0:11:0454.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Well done.
0:11:07 > 0:11:1154. Very well done, Louise. A great answer.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Well played. Very well played. Your logic with oso
0:11:14 > 0:11:19was perfect as well. It does sound like l'oiseau but it's not a bird,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- You did well to avoid it. - Ostrich.- No, it's a bear.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Ah!- It's a bear. Would have scored 6 points.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29You did well to avoid it. You had me convinced and I know the answer.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31That would have been very unlucky.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mono. Do you want to guess at mono?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- No.- The same first three letters as its answer.- Monkey.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Monkey. Absolutely right. Would have scored 5.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Now, I think we've all worked out that tigre is tiger.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44We saw that leon scored 80 for lion.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- How many do you think tigre scored? - 96.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50It scored 100.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51GASPS
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Which is very rare on Pointless. Everybody worked that out.- Wow!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Including the 20 people who couldn't work out leon.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Wow!
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Thank you, Richard. We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09By far the best score of the round so far was yours, Bernard.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14Very well done. We travel up to 18, where we find Sophie and Sylvester.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Then up to 54 for Louise and Frazer.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19And then all the way up to 80 where we find Nicola and Andrew.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Andrew, you'll have your work cut out on this next pass.- I'm ready.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Can the second players please take their place at the podium?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31APPLAUSE
0:12:32 > 0:12:36We'll now put seven more Spanish animals on the board. Here they are.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38We have got...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40SPEAKS WITH EXAGGERATED SPANISH ACCENT
0:12:45 > 0:12:47It's getting ridiculous, isn't it?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Thank you.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57APPLAUSE
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I've got to do it again. Don't encourage me.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16If you're Spanish, I can only apologise. I'm sorry for what I've just done to your language.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19We're looking for the English translations of these words.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Frazer, try to find the one you think the fewest people knew.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- You were Jamie McCrimmon.- Yes. - Companion to the Second Doctor.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Yeah.- That was Patrick Troughton. - Then 16 years later,
0:13:30 > 0:13:34I went back and joined Nicola and Colin Baker, the Sixth Doctor,
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- in The Two Doctors. - Fantastic.- We shot at Seville.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- We should have learned some of these Spanish words.- Si, si, si.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46- You didn't come across zorro of elefante while you were there?- No.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51- We went across a zebra crossing, I think. Built I don't know.- OK.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54The highest scorers are Andrew and Nicola on 80. You're on 54.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57If you can possibly score 25 or less,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59you are through to the next round.
0:13:59 > 0:14:05They all look so... Well, three or four look like the English.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09So I'm going to try a guess on raton being rat.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Raton. Here is your red line.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Get below that red line with raton, you're through to the next round.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Let's see if raton is right and how many people said rat for that.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Oh!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Shavings!- Wow! - Shavings! I thought...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I thought you were scampering in with raton. Turns out it's not.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34That scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 154.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Bad luck, Frazer. Sorry. - Sorry, Frazer.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Obviously wasn't what you ate in the restaurant in Seville.- No.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43We'll find out what it was at the end of the pass.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48OK. Now, Sylvester. We have an actual Doctor here.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53- What's your enduring memory of playing the Doctor? - What fun it was, really.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55How many episodes did you film in a year?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I was quite lucky really. 15.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Which meant, I had six months to do other acting roles.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Which, as an actor, was great. - Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Did you ever go to Spain for these acting roles?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- No, not Spain. - Ah, more's the pity.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Let me put you in the picture. The high scorers are Frazer and Louis on 154.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18You're on 18, which means you're through to the next round.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Even if you score 100, you are still through.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22That takes the pressure off.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I'm going for the cebra.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Easy. - You're going to go for cebra.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- What animal is a cebra, do you think?- Zebra?- OK, Zebra,
0:15:33 > 0:15:37says Sylvester. Let's see if that's right. No red line, you're through.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Cebra - zebra. Is that right? How many people said it if it is?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44It is.
0:15:46 > 0:15:4843.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Takes your total up to 61.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- You are through to the next round. Richard.- Yeah.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Zebra. Every zebra's stripes are unique. They're like a fingerprint.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Useful.- It's very hard to be a zebra burglar.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03LAUGHTER
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Now then, Andrew.- Yes. - You played Jake Simmonds.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10How many episodes did you do as Jake?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I was in three episodes. I was a Cybermen two-parter.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18And then I returned in the finale. Sort of saved the day, no biggie.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22OK. Saved the day. Anyone else managed to do that?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Oh, yeah.- And the night. - Cybermen, nothing to me.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Catapults I did. What did you do?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I had a massive gun. - Ah!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31LAUGHTER
0:16:31 > 0:16:34So, Andrew, how are your Spanish animals?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I'm not great on Spanish, I've got to say.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42But I'm going to go for zorro and say it's
0:16:42 > 0:16:44rhino.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Zorro. - Yes.- Rhino.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54Yep. OK, well, the high scorers on 154 are Frazer and Louise.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58You're on 80. Score 73 or less, you're through to the next round.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01That's what the red line means there. Zorro.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06You are saying rhino. Is that right? If it is, how many people said it?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Oh, no. Not a rhino, Andrew.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Which means you score 100 points. That takes your total up to 180.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- Richard. - Yeah.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Sorry. I'll give you the correct answer at the end.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Now then, Jax. You were Catherine Tate's mum.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- I was. And Bernard's daughter. - Wow!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- I had a great family tree, didn't it?- Fabulous. Absolutely.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- That must've been huge fun. - It was a giggle all the time.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37The great news is, you're through to the next round.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41The high scorers are way out of your reach, even if you score 100.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- I have a feeling you're going to be good on this. - I didn't study Spanish at all.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47I know a tiny bit of French.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52I'm going for the connection vache and hope that that's cow.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55You're going to say vaca - cow.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's absolutely right.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Very well done. 16. Look at that, Jax.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12A fantastic score. Takes your total up to 31.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15The lowest score by quite a margin of the round. Well done.
0:18:15 > 0:18:20That's a very good answer. A force to be reckoned with, Bernard and Jax, during this programme.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Let's fill in some of the ones people got wrong.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27I might get K-9 to play along here. So, K-9,
0:18:27 > 0:18:29what do you think perro is?
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- 'It might be a dog.' - It is a dog.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- It is a dog. Would have scored you 9 points.- Well done.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39APPLAUSE
0:18:39 > 0:18:45- OK, K-9, what is a jirafa? - 'A giraffe.'- It is a giraffe.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Well done. That would have scored 88.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48APPLAUSE
0:18:48 > 0:18:51- These are going to get harder. - 'Good.'- Elefante?
0:18:52 > 0:18:58- 'Must be an elephant.' - How many points? There you go, 98.
0:18:58 > 0:19:0298. Again, there's two people out there going, "Elefante? Elefante?"
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Raton is not a rat. It's a mouse.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07It would have scored you 3 points.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11And Zorro was the last one. Now, Zorro,
0:19:11 > 0:19:16we know the character Zorro. When you hear what animal... K-9 is answering.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- OK, OK.- 'The answer is a fox.' - Absolutely right. Very well done.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Scored 6 points.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25APPLAUSE
0:19:25 > 0:19:28That's even better, because Xander thought it was a hippo.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30That's what he whispered to me.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Thank you, Richard and K-9. Fantastic job.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39So at the end of the first round, the couple who will be leaving with their high score of 180,
0:19:39 > 0:19:43I'm so sorry, Andrew and Nicola. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Had to be someone.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Anyway, it's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you for playing.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Sorry we have to say goodbye so soon.- Bye.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57But, for the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06There's only going to be room for two pairs in our head-to-head.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11Sadly, one of the pairs will be leaving us at the end of this round.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Bernard and Jax, that was exemplary.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Then come Sylvester and Sophie. Very well done. Frazer and Louise,
0:20:19 > 0:20:25- ooh, you were lucky there.- Skin of our teeth.- The skin of her teeth. Not my teeth. Skin of her teeth.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Anyway, best of luck to all three of you.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30The category for Round Two is...
0:20:32 > 0:20:37It's elements. Decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:20:49 > 0:20:55as many elements with names that do not contain the letter "I" as they could.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00Richard. Any element in the periodic table that doesn't contain the letter "I", please.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Any element in the periodic table not containing the letter "I".
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Very best of luck. - Thanks, Richard. Now, Bernard,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10you are up first. Anything on the periodic table?
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Yes, I'm just thinking of plumbum.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I was always a fan. I used to love polumbo.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- Is it on there? I think it's lead. - Lead.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28- Lead.- Lead.- I'm going for the Latin, or trying to.- Plumbum.- Plumbum.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29- Yes, yes. - Lead, says Bernard.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34Lead. Shall we see if lead is right and if it is how many of our 100 people said lead?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Absolutely right.
0:21:42 > 0:21:4413. You've done it again, Bernard.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47APPLAUSE
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Very, very well done.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55Very well played again, Bernard. Absolutely. 13 points. Yes, plumbum.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Plumbum in Latin. Which is where we get plumber from.- Yes.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- They used to work in lead. - Thanks very much indeed. Sophie.
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Yes.- Elements whose names do not contain the letter "I".
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Mercury. - Mercury,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15says Sophie. Very good. Let's see if it's right and how many said mercury.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's right.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Very well done, Sophie.
0:22:26 > 0:22:2810, the best score so far.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31APPLAUSE
0:22:31 > 0:22:36- Very well done.- Good answer. The only metal that's liquid under standard conditions.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41Which is why there's a little puddle under K-9 even as we speak.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Anyway, thank you very much indeed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Now then, Louise. - Hello.- Louise,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49we're looking for elements whose names do not contain the letter "I".
0:22:49 > 0:22:54- I think I'm going to play safe - copper.- Copper.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58Copper, says Louise. Let's see if it's right and how many people said copper.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Absolutely right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:0716. Very well done.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10APPLAUSE
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Very well done indeed.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Copper. - Very good answer, Louise.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Good answers from everyone. Low-scoring pass.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Copper we use in wiring a lot. We're going to have to stop.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24If everyone in China used the same amount of copper we do,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27we'd run out in two years, there'd be no copper left in the world.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32- What will we use instead? - I've got enough 1 and 2ps to keep China going for some while, I think.
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:23:37 > 0:23:4110, the best score of that pass. Sophie, very well done indeed.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Then up to 13, where we find Bernard and Jax.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Then up to 16, where we find Louise and Frazer.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55So, Frazer.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I'm going to say, as we've had lead and copper, I'm going to say gold.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Gold.- Yep. - Gold, says Frazer.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You're the highest scorers on 16.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07There's no red line. You must hope it goes down as far as possible.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Let's see how many of our 100 said gold. Is it right?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I think we know it's right.
0:24:18 > 0:24:1925.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23You've taken your total up to 41.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24APPLAUSE
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Good answer. Might have kept yourself in the game.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30There's an awful lot of gold in space they reckon.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35Awful lot of gold. They looked on an asteroid and found 1,000 billion worth in one asteroid.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Really? - It's quite hard to get to.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Now then, Sylvester.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Now then, the margins are widening here.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Frazer and Louise are on 41. You're on 10.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51If you score 30 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Elements without an "I" in them.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Sulfur. - OK. Sulfur,
0:24:56 > 0:25:01says Sylvester. Here is your red line. Get below that line, you're through to the head-to-head.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06Let's see if it's right and if it is how many people said it - sulfur.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It is right.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Will it get you through?
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Yes, it will. 6 for sulfur. Best score so far.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20That takes your total up to 16.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Well played. Sulfur's a good answer.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25They spell it sulfur now. It's not "ph" any more.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Really? What even here? - Yeah, yeah.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Not sure I like that. - Doesn't have "I" in it.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35- Does it?- Nope. - That's the main thing.- Now then, Jax.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38You're on 13. High scorers on 41 are Frazer and Louise.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42If you can score 27 or less, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Yeah.- You've had time to think. Have you had your best answers stolen?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I'm just nervous that the one I'm thinking of isn't an element.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'm thinking of xenon.
0:25:52 > 0:25:57- Xenon, says Jax.- Yeah.- There is your red line. Get below that, you're through to the head-to-head.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's see how many people said xenon.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It's right.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10And you are through. Very well done. Look at that. 7 for xenon.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Brilliant answer. Takes your total up to 20.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Brilliant, Jax. Very well played. The heaviest of the noble gases.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24If you filled a balloon with xenon it would sink.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I'm so glad she didn't use her first choice, which was frogspawn.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Now there's a couple of pointless answers here.
0:26:31 > 0:26:37We haven't asked the person who's the expert, K-9, who is made out of metal. K-9, any answers?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- 'Tantalum.' - Tantalum.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43He's very good.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44That's a pointless answer.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46CHEERING
0:26:48 > 0:26:51That's very good. What are you made out of, K-9?
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- 'Lanthanum.'- I think K-9 is cheating. Another pointless answer.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58APPLAUSE
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Lanthanum and tantalum are the two pointless answers.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Cobalt would have scored 2. Tungsten 2. Phosphorous 4, Manganese 4.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Let's take a look at the most popular answers, the ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Oxygen would have scored 23.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Hydrogen 25.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20And we've already heard the joint winner.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Gold - 25 - was top of the shop, Frazer.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30At the end of Round Two, our pair with the highest score who leave us,
0:27:30 > 0:27:32it's Frazer and Louise. Hardly a high score - 41.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It's a great score.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37We're up against a Doctor for a start.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Yeah. Frazer and Louise, it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44- Thank you so much for playing. Great contestants.- Thank you.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48But for the two remaining pairs, they're getting one step closer to the final
0:27:48 > 0:27:53and the chance to win the jackpot for their charities as we enter the head-to-head.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Congratulations, Bernard, Jax, Sylvester and Sophie.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04You're one round from the final and a chance to play for the jackpot,
0:28:04 > 0:28:08which currently stands at £2,500.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Only one pair can play for the money.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17To decide which pair it will be,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20you will now go head-to-head. But the great news is,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22from now on, you are allowed to confer.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26The first pair to win two questions, will be playing for the jackpot.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Now then, Bernard and Jax, you've been exemplary.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34It's been quite old school. We've had chemical elements, Spanish.
0:28:34 > 0:28:39- This is proper.- It's proper subjects I was useless at at school.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41No evidence of that.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45I left school at 13, so most of this is totally foreign to me.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Including the Spanish.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50- Very funny. - Well, you've sailed right through.
0:28:50 > 0:28:54And, Sylvester, lovely to have a proper Doctor.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57An actual Doctor here in the house. And Sophie too, as well.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01Sylvester, what did you have when you were the Doctor? What were your accoutrements?
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Straw hat. The question-mark umbrella.
0:29:04 > 0:29:08- Yes. - And also the spoons.
0:29:08 > 0:29:15- Yes.- In the very first show I did for Doctor Who,
0:29:15 > 0:29:18I found some spoons in the machine.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22These are the very spoons that came out of the machine
0:29:22 > 0:29:25that drove the spaceship. I was with Kate O'Mara
0:29:25 > 0:29:28and I took them out and I played them on her front.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33You play them, so well. Look at that. Fantastic.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35APPLAUSE
0:29:35 > 0:29:37Yes!
0:29:37 > 0:29:39I thank you. I thank you.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43OK. Very best luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51Here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Movie villains. Richard.
0:29:56 > 0:29:59We're going to show you pictures of iconic movie villains.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Can you identify the most obscure of these, please?
0:30:02 > 0:30:05We want the character names rather than the actors' names.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- So the character names of these movie villains.- OK.
0:30:08 > 0:30:13Five movie villains. Let's reveal them. Here they are. We have got...
0:30:30 > 0:30:34There we are. Five movie villains. Now, Bernard and Jax
0:30:34 > 0:30:36you played best so far, so you get to go first.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44We're going to go for B, Nurse Cratchit.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46B - Nurse Cratchit.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50Now then, Sylvester and Sophie, the board is yours.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54We kind of know the names of the actors, some of them.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57- But it's really hard to get the character, isn't it?- It is.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02- Are we going to go for C?- Yeah, go for C. I think we'll go for C.- OK.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04I think it's Norman. Norman Bates.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08- Well, is it? I don't know. - Yes.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11- Is that your answer?- Yes. - You're going to go Norman Bates.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Bernard and Jax are saying B is Nurse Cratchit.
0:31:13 > 0:31:18Let's see if that's right and if it is how many of our 100 people said Nurse Cratchit
0:31:20 > 0:31:22- Oh, no. - Oh, no, not Nurse Cratchit.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Not Nurse Cratchit. Which means, Sylvester and Sophie,
0:31:26 > 0:31:30you merely have to be correct when you say that Norman Bates is C.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32C - Norman Bates. Let's see if it's right.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36It is right. You win the question.
0:31:39 > 0:31:4221. very well done.
0:31:42 > 0:31:44APPLAUSE
0:31:45 > 0:31:50After one question, Sylvester and Sophie, you are up 1-0. Richard.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54- That's tough luck, Bernard and Jax. You were one letter away, it's Nurse Ratched.- Oh!- You see?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57I did tell her.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- What can you do? - One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. - Yes, absolutely right.
0:32:01 > 0:32:06Let's take a look at all the answers. A is Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09That would have scored 20 points.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14D is Glenn Close but what's the name of the character in Fatal Attraction?
0:32:14 > 0:32:18It's Alex Forrest. Well done if you said that. 2 points if you got that.
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Margaret Hamilton the last one.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Yes, Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Which would have scored 31 points.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31Thank you, Richard. Here's your second question.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34Bernard and Jax, you have to win this to stay in the game. Good luck.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36It concerns...
0:32:40 > 0:32:41- Good night. - Torchwood.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43LAUGHTER
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Richard.
0:32:45 > 0:32:49We'll show you five clues to facts about the BBC TV series Torchwood.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51A spin-off of Doctor Who, of course.
0:32:51 > 0:32:54Which is the most obscure of these facts. Good luck.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal five clues to facts about Torchwood.
0:32:59 > 0:33:00We have got...
0:33:18 > 0:33:20I'll read those again.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40There we are. Sylvester and Sophie,
0:33:40 > 0:33:42you go first this time.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45I think I know two of them. Do you know?
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Yeah.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50SOPHIE WHISPERS
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Number two, can we? You don't want to?
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Everyone knows that one.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01OK. But do they know the surname as well?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03- Do they? - I don't know.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07- We've got to give the first and the surname.- All right. OK.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10- I think they will. - OK.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12- Shall we go for the Welsh city? - Yeah.- OK.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15- Is...- Cardiff. - Cardiff.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Now then, Bernard and Jax.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Sylvester and Sophie have gone for Cardiff.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- How much of the board can you fill in?- We really can't.
0:34:23 > 0:34:27We're going to take a punt on the BBC TV channel.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30It's either BBC Three or Four. Shall we go for...?
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Up to you, ladies first, go on.
0:34:32 > 0:34:36- It's a punt. BBC Three. - BBC Three.- I don't know.
0:34:36 > 0:34:40Bernard and Jax say BBC Three. OK, now, Sylvester and Sophie.
0:34:40 > 0:34:46You said the Welsh city in which the show's branch of the Torchwood Institute is based is Cardiff.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Let's see if that's right and how many many people said it.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53It's right.
0:34:54 > 0:34:5665.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59APPLAUSE
0:35:00 > 0:35:0165.
0:35:01 > 0:35:07Now, Bernard and Jax, you must win this one or we say goodbye to you.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09You have said BBC Three.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12BBC Three. The channel on which the series originally aired.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16Let's see if it's right and how many people said BBC Three.
0:35:17 > 0:35:19It's right.
0:35:19 > 0:35:22And it wins you the question. Very well done.
0:35:23 > 0:35:2520.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27APPLAUSE
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Very, very well done.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33BBC Three, absolutely right.
0:35:33 > 0:35:3620 wins the question. After two questions, it's 1-1. Richard.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40Very well played, Jax. A very good answer. Absolutely.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- K-9, do you want to fill in he board? - 'Affirmative.'
0:35:43 > 0:35:47Good. The banner title of the show's third series?
0:35:47 > 0:35:50'The title was Children Of Earth.'
0:35:50 > 0:35:55Right for 8 points. First and surname of the character played by John Barrowman?
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- 'Jack Harkness.' - Yeah, Captain Jack Harkness.
0:35:59 > 0:36:03Sophie knew that. Sylvester, if you listened to Sophie, you'd be in the final right now.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Bernard and Jax would have gone for Cardiff.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Captain Jack Harkness - 21 points.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11The sketch show that had a parody called Driftwood?
0:36:11 > 0:36:14'The answer is Dead Ringers.'
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Absolutely right. The best answer. 2 points you would have scored.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20APPLAUSE
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Very exciting indeed.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Here comes the third question. The decider. Whoever wins goes through to the final.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29It concerns...
0:36:32 > 0:36:36- I don't know.- Richard. - We'll show you five anagrams now.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40They're anagrams of Michael Jackson top-40 hits.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43Can you unscramble them and pick the most obscure? Good luck.
0:36:43 > 0:36:47Thanks. Let's reveal our five anagrams of Michael Jackson hits. We have got.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05I'll read those again without the dates.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14There we are. Five anagrams of Michael Jackson hits.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Bernard and Jax, you go first again this time.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23The only one I can think of is Bad.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26The top one.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- It'll be the highest.- I can't work out any of the others at all.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- So that's your answer? - I'm afraid it is because
0:37:33 > 0:37:36we're non-anagrammatical.
0:37:36 > 0:37:41OK. Bernard and Jax are going to go for Bad.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44Sylvester and Sophie, the rest of the board is yours.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48You can even have Bad. Have another go at Bad if you think they're wrong.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49LAUGHTER
0:37:49 > 0:37:52- That would be... - That would be the only one.
0:37:52 > 0:37:56The only ones I can think of, which are not anagrams that are there,
0:37:56 > 0:38:01are Thriller, Beat It. Can you see anything in there?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03No. Can't see a thing really.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07Gosh! What fell foe.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09No.
0:38:09 > 0:38:11- That was the Welsh version. - Yeah.
0:38:12 > 0:38:16- Um... - What O' Leaf.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20- It's an Irish...- What O' Leaf? The bottom one in 1979?- Yes.- Yeah.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22LAUGHTER
0:38:23 > 0:38:28OK. Bernard and Jax have gone for Bad. Let's see how many said it. Is it right?
0:38:31 > 0:38:3389.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35APPLAUSE
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Sylvester and Sophie have gone for What O' Leaf.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41LAUGHTER
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many said it.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48- No one will have got that one. - They might have.- Zero.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52- Oh, bad luck. - I can't believe no one got that.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55I'm so sorry.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59Bernard and Jax are through 2-1. Very well done indeed.
0:38:59 > 0:39:03Yes, sorry, What O' Leaf wasn't a top-40 hit for Michael Jackson.
0:39:03 > 0:39:08- It peaked at 47. - Ah!- Oh!- Unfortunately.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Let's put everyone out of their misery. You know the songs.
0:39:11 > 0:39:16Slim Motor Chain is Smooth Criminal. Smooth Criminal would have scored 7.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18- Do you know Workable Itch? - Black Or White.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Absolutely right. Would have scored 3.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Billie Jean. Would have scored 36.
0:39:24 > 0:39:29- And Tow Half Elf. - What O' Leaf.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31LAUGHTER
0:39:31 > 0:39:34It's not What O' Leaf. It is however Off The Wall.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Off The Wall for 2 points.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- Very hard. - The best answer on that board.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Thank you, Richard.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Our losing pair at the end of that very tricky head-to-head
0:39:45 > 0:39:47is Sylvester and Sophie.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50What a shame. I mean, really, really hard.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53But very, very good head-to-head. Very close fought.
0:39:53 > 0:39:58- Sylvester and Sophie, lovely having you on the show. Thank you for playing.- Pleasure.- Thank you.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59APPLAUSE
0:39:59 > 0:40:03But, for Bernard and Jax, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:40:06 > 0:40:12Congratulations, Bernard and Jax, you fought off the competition and you've won our Pointless trophy.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22Very well done. You now have a chance to win our jackpot for your charities.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:40:26 > 0:40:28APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:40:30 > 0:40:33What would you like to see come up in this final round?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Chocolate.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38- Yeah, chocolate. That'd be good. - A lot of it.- Yeah.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41- Fishing. - Fishing.- Fishing.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Yes. Um...
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- Birds. You're good at birds. - Not bad at birds, yes.- There we are.
0:40:46 > 0:40:50The rules are very simple. To win the money all you have to do
0:40:50 > 0:40:52is find a pointless answer.
0:40:52 > 0:40:55Do that and you'll win money for your charities. First, choose a category.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58Your five options are...
0:41:06 > 0:41:11- What do you think? - I know nothing about pop divas. Nothing about boxers.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Australian actresses, maybe I could name two.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16That might do it. Two could be good.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19UK politicians, the present I'm a bit shaky.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24- 20th-century dramatists. - Probably have to go for 20th-century dramatists. How are you?
0:41:24 > 0:41:29- I'll go with you on 20th-century dramatists. - 20th-century dramatists it is.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Let's find out what the question is.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name
0:41:33 > 0:41:37as Terence Rattigan plays as they could.
0:41:37 > 0:41:43- Richard.- We're looking for any play for which Sir Terence Rattigan is credited as writer, please.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46We won't accept In Praise Of Love or Playbill
0:41:46 > 0:41:49as they are umbrellas of other plays. Very, very best of luck.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52You have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55All you need to win the £2,500 for your charity
0:41:55 > 0:41:57is for one of the answers to be pointless.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- Are you ready?- Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds
0:42:00 > 0:42:03on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- Deep Blue Sea. - Did he write Admiral Crichton?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Admirable Crichton? - Did he write that?- I'm not sure.
0:42:09 > 0:42:14- Did he write Separate Tables? - Flare Path.- Well done. They've just done that recently.
0:42:14 > 0:42:18Um... Er... Rattigan. Rattigan. We've got Deep Blue Sea.
0:42:18 > 0:42:23And Flare Path. And... Did he do Separate Tables? My mind's blank.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25- Separate Tables. - He did do Separate Tables?
0:42:25 > 0:42:27LAUGHTER
0:42:27 > 0:42:30She just whispered in my ear. Did you notice?
0:42:30 > 0:42:33They just had a renaissance of Rattigan.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36They've been doing loads in the West End. I can't think of one.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39I'm sorry it wasn't chocolate. You'd have been happier.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Did he write a play about chocolate? - Separate Tables.
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- Deep Blue Sea. Flare Path. - Flare Path is a definite. Rattigan, Rattigan.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49- Rattigan plays. - I can't think of any others.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52I've probably been in one and I can't think of it.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55- Have you been in one? - 10 seconds left.- Deep Blue Sea
0:42:55 > 0:43:01- I've done.- That won't be pointless, will it?- Well, you never know.
0:43:01 > 0:43:06- I don't know.- I hope they're all pointless.- My brain's gone.- OK.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09Your time is up. We were looking for Terence Rattigan plays.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12I now need your three answers.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16Deep Blue Sea. Flare Path.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- Yep.- Separate Tables. - Separate Tables.- Separate Tables.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23Of those, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer.
0:43:23 > 0:43:25- Flare Path. - Flare Path we'll put last.
0:43:25 > 0:43:30- Which is your least likely? - Separate Tables.- Separate Tables. - Separate tables we'll put first.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34- And Deep Blue Sea.- Deep Blue Sea we'll put in the middle. Perfect.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Let's put them up on the board in that order. We have got...
0:43:43 > 0:43:46We were looking for Terence Rattigan plays.
0:43:46 > 0:43:50Your first answer, the one least likely to be pointless,
0:43:50 > 0:43:52is Separate Tables.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55You have to find one pointless answer to win the jackpot for your charity.
0:43:55 > 0:44:00For £2,500, let's see how many people said Separate Tables.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- Well, he's right. - Oh, it's right.
0:44:05 > 0:44:07It's right. Down it goes.
0:44:07 > 0:44:11Falling down through the 40s and the 30s, the 20s and the teens.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15If this goes down to zero, you leave with 2,500.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18APPLAUSE
0:44:19 > 0:44:22- 5 people. - Close.
0:44:22 > 0:44:27- Really very close. - But no cigar.- No cigar this time but a very good indication
0:44:27 > 0:44:30of how much our 100 people know about Terence Rattigan.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33You put that as your least likely. There you are. 5 people.
0:44:33 > 0:44:37Very good. What are the charities you're playing for? Bernard?
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Mine is Sparks, which is sport aiding medical research for kids.
0:44:41 > 0:44:47And the aim is to produce good medicines that make sure
0:44:47 > 0:44:52- that children are born healthy and remain healthy basically. - Excellent charity.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54APPLAUSE
0:44:57 > 0:44:58Jax, what's your charity?
0:44:58 > 0:45:04I thought that I'd keep with our communality on being from Northumberland
0:45:04 > 0:45:07and my father was a supporter of the Northumbrian lifeboats.
0:45:07 > 0:45:12- So there we are. I was also rescued by the lifeboats once. - Were you?- Not in Northumberland.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Northumbrian lifeboats. Very well done. Great charity.
0:45:16 > 0:45:18APPLAUSE
0:45:20 > 0:45:24We are looking for Terence Rattigan plays. Let's hope no one said
0:45:24 > 0:45:26The Deep Blue Sea.
0:45:26 > 0:45:30This has to be pointless if you're to win that jackpot of £2,500.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34How many people said The Deep Blue Sea?
0:45:36 > 0:45:38It too is correct.
0:45:38 > 0:45:42Separate Tables took us all the way down to 5.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46If the Deep Blue Sea can take us down to zero, you leave with £2,500.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49Down it goes. Ooh. 5 again.
0:45:49 > 0:45:50APPLAUSE
0:45:55 > 0:45:59Two great scores. 5. You'd be happy with that in normal game play.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06We're looking for Terence Rattigan plays.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09- Your final answer was Flare Path. - Yes.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13You said this is your most confident shot at a pointless answer.
0:46:13 > 0:46:17- So this... - Least-known play I do think.- Yeah.
0:46:17 > 0:46:20- Recently revived.- Yes.- But will people know it's Terence Rattigan?
0:46:20 > 0:46:22I don't know. We'll find out.
0:46:22 > 0:46:26Best of luck. This has to be correct, it has to be pointless.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Let's find out if it is. Is Flare Path a pointless answer?
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Separate Tables took us down to 5.
0:46:36 > 0:46:39The Deep Blue Sea then also took us down to 5.
0:46:39 > 0:46:44Flare Path. The one you thought was your best shot still going down.
0:46:44 > 0:46:45You've done it!
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Absolutely brilliant.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49Well done.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52- That is fantastic. Well done. - Isn't that a beaut?
0:46:52 > 0:46:54That is superb!
0:46:54 > 0:46:55APPLAUSE
0:46:55 > 0:46:58You are the cleverest man in the world.
0:46:58 > 0:47:00WHISTLES
0:47:03 > 0:47:07- Wow! - Congratulations. Flare Path
0:47:07 > 0:47:12was a pointless answer, which means you win the jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Very, very well done indeed.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16Well done. Unbelievable.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20Talk about leaving it to the last minute. Wow! That's amazing.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23- Richard.- I'm delighted. Well played. You played well throughout.
0:47:23 > 0:47:28- It's lovely to see you win the money. - Xenon.- It's all about the xenon.
0:47:28 > 0:47:34Yeah, it was revived in 2011 with Sienna Miller, James Purefoy and Sheridan Smith in the West End.
0:47:34 > 0:47:39There are other pointless answers, you may recognise some, it doesn't matter, you won.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Let's take a look through a few of them. A Tale Of Two Cities,
0:47:42 > 0:47:45After The Dance, there's Flare Path.
0:47:45 > 0:47:49All of these would have won. Harlequinade, Joie De Vivre,
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Ross: A Dramatic Portrait,
0:47:51 > 0:47:55Follow My Leader, Variation On A Theme and Who Is Sylvia?
0:47:55 > 0:47:58- All of those were pointless answers. - Amazing.
0:47:58 > 0:48:02- But Flare Path the most important. Congratulations.- Thank you very much.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05APPLAUSE
0:48:06 > 0:48:10Thanks once again to our winning players Bernard and Jax
0:48:10 > 0:48:13who go away with our jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Thank you.
0:48:15 > 0:48:16APPLAUSE
0:48:19 > 0:48:22Join us next time for more obscure knowledge on Pointless.
0:48:22 > 0:48:27- It's goodbye from Richard and K-9. - Goodbye.- 'Goodbye.' - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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