0:00:19 > 0:00:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:27 > 0:00:29and welcome to a celebrity edition of Pointless,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test,
0:00:32 > 0:00:34featuring classic British sitcom stars.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Couple number one.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47My name's Craig Charles, and this is Danny John-Jules, and we're from the cast of Red Dwarf.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49CHEERING
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Couple number two.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'm Brendan O'Carroll. This is Jennifer Gibney.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Jennifer plays Mrs Brown's wife...
0:00:58 > 0:01:01er...daughter...in the series Mrs Brown.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05I play Mrs Brown, not usually with the moustache, otherwise I'd look like my mother.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07ALEXANDER CHUCKLES
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Jenny is also my wife, so that gets quite confusing at home.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12LAUGHTER
0:01:12 > 0:01:14CHEERING
0:01:16 > 0:01:17And our third couple.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I'm Jeffrey Holland. This is Su Pollard
0:01:20 > 0:01:21and we're here representing Hi-de-Hi,
0:01:21 > 0:01:23You Rang, M'Lord?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Oh, Doctor Beeching! How many more have we done? - Several thousand.- Seems like it!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And our fourth couple.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Hello. I'm Nick Conway and this is Jean Boht,
0:01:35 > 0:01:38and we were both in the BBC sitcom Bread.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And these, ladies and gentlemen, are our contestants.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Thanks very much indeed.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We'll be finding out more about all of you throughout the show.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52There's only one person left for me to introduce.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56He puts the chic into geek. It's my Pointless friend- it's Richard. I know!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Hiya.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- "He puts the chic into geek"?! - I know!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- That doesn't mean anything.- I know. - Why did you say it?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Because you're an actor and you literally say whatever is in front of you?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Yes.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Well, that's fair enough. How exciting is this?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- What an amazing line-up.- Amazing.
0:02:16 > 0:02:21It's going to be great, and unlike some other shows, we don't dumb our questions down for our specials.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24There's going to be some real toughies here today.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Some good ones, but some toughies.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27We won't go easy on anybody.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Let's get started, shall we?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Thanks, Richard. All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Everyone's looking to find a pointless answer,
0:02:39 > 0:02:41which none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49and each of our celebrities are playing for a nominated charity,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53CHEERING
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07In this round, I'll take an answer from each of you, and there's no conferring.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Whichever pair has the highest score at the end will be eliminated, so try and make sure that's not you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Our first category today is...
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:03:30 > 0:03:32to name as many...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Stars of the Ocean's trilogy. Richard.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40We're looking for the name of any actor or actress
0:03:40 > 0:03:43who received an acting credit for any of the Ocean's trilogy -
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Ocean's 11 from 2001, then Ocean's 12 and Ocean's 13.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So not the '60s Ocean's 11.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54So Ocean's 11, 12 or 13 - any actor who appeared in any of those, please.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58We won't accept anyone who played themselves, like Oprah Winfrey or Bruce Willis.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Very, very best of luck.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You all look a bit nervous. Are you a bit nervous?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03- SU:- I want to go!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Thanks very much! Now then,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Danny and Craig.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Danny, you've stepped up first. You're here representing Red Dwarf.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I am indeed.- In which, of course, you played Cat.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- Yeah.- How many series have you made? - We've made ten now, in 25 years.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Wow! OK, what's going to be a good round for you on Pointless, Danny?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This is quite a good question for me.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29Because, obviously, I've got to make as least as possible,
0:04:29 > 0:04:32and that's what I usually do in quiz shows!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Did you watch all of these films?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37No, but I have good memory of the people in it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So, any actor from any of the Ocean's films.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Ving Rhames.- Ving Rhames.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- No?- Craig doesn't think so.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Ving Rhames, says Danny.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ving Rhames.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56AUDIENCE GROANS
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Oh, bad luck, Danny!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02which scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We'll just get our coats now!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Listen, the round is young.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Sorry, Danny. Ving Rhames, famously Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction,
0:05:10 > 0:05:12but not in any of the Ocean's films, I'm afraid.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I know who it is now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Don't get knocked out, will you? My son is such a big Red Dwarf fan.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18He'd be absolutely gutted.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22You know what? You're going to let down a 12-year-old boy if you get knocked out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24It's all on me now, isn't it?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26It is rather, Craig.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29But you know what? Hasn't it always been, in a way?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I was trying to be too clever by getting someone really obscure.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yeah, not so obscure they're wrong!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Danny, anything can happen. Anything can happen.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Jenny. Very warm welcome.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Thanks very much, Alexander.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45A warm welcome to the show. You're here on behalf of Mrs Brown's Boys, of course.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46I am indeed.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- You play Cathy Brown.- I do.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- You're filming at the moment.- Yes. We're in the middle of filming.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Only a couple of episodes left to go, so very exciting time.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Lovely. Excellent. And are you a fan of the Ocean's films?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Mm...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I've seen one of them.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I haven't seen them all.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Well, Danny's taken a bit of pressure off you.- Little bit.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Thanks, Danny!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09- Jenny.- OK.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Julia Roberts.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Julia Roberts, says Jenny.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Let's see if Julia Roberts is right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Julia Roberts.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Good answer, Jenny. Look at that - 21.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Very well done indeed.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29APPLAUSE
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well played, Jenny. Very good start. She's in Ocean's 11 and Ocean's 12.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Now then, Jeff.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Jeff.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Yes.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Here representing just countless Croft and Perry sitcoms.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Excellent sitcoms, every one of them.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm not bad for 108, am I?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Spike in Hi-de-Hi, I'd say most memorably.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Now, do you watch Pointless, Jeff?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- I do.- Is there a round in Pointless that you watch and you think,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01"Oh, I'd kill in that round!"
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Sometimes it comes up. The one that I don't like, of course, is sport.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I don't know anything about sport whatsoever,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- so that would be no use to me whatsoever.- OK.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How about the Ocean's films? Ocean's 11, 12...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I've seen a couple of these.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18And I'm going to have a stab at... It's sort of 50/50 guesswork.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- But I think Joe Pesci.- Joe Pesci.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Yeah.- Jeff is saying Joe Pesci.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Let's see if Joe Pesci's right and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Joe Pesci.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33AUDIENCE GROANS
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh, bad luck, Jeff!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- That feels good, doesn't it, Danny? - Yeah!
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Oh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Unfortunately, Joe Pesci, an incorrect answer,
0:07:43 > 0:07:46which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:07:46 > 0:07:51- Richard.- Sorry, Jeff. He wasn't in any films at all between 1998 and 2006, Joe Pesci.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Not in the Ocean's films. He was in Casino, which might be where you got confused.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Yeah, but look at Danny and Craig!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02You know you're supposed to hide your glee, don't you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05They can handle it!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Thanks very much. Now then, Nick. - Hi.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Billy Boswell in Bread. What are you up to these days, Nick?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15These days, I run a theatre school.
0:08:15 > 0:08:20I run one in Hornchurch. We're doing Bugsy Malone at the moment.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Oh, yes.- A great show. Loads of kids do it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- And in Manchester, I've got a theatre school as well.- Now, Nick.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Yeah.- We've had two fallers so far.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- It seemed like a pretty good round, this.- I'm a really big film fan,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34but not of the really big Hollywood blockbusters.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I like much more world cinema type things,
0:08:37 > 0:08:41although when it said film trilogy, I was hoping for The Godfather, but it's this.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I think I watched the first one.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I've got a feeling Brad Pitt was in it.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- I've got a feeling.- Nick is hoping it's Brad Pitt.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Let's see if Brad Pitt was in the Ocean's trilogy and if he was, let's see how many people remembered.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54It's right.
0:08:57 > 0:08:5942. There we go.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Well done!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02APPLAUSE
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- 42.- Yeah, pretty big score, but with two teams on 100,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10exactly the right thing to do. He's in all three of the films.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14I remember Brad Pitt being in it, because he's eating in every single scene.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ocean's 11, he eats in every single scene.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I think he went through a phase of eating in pretty much every scene he ever filmed.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22There are a lot of films with him just going...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24I think someone must have said to him,
0:09:24 > 0:09:27"You're a much better actor with a sandwich."
0:09:27 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- There are some people for whom that is the case.- Sandwich actors.- Yeah.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34You see, when I've seen you act eating,
0:09:34 > 0:09:35it's not so good, is it?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Although when you're not eating, it's not brilliant.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40That's your issue. But perhaps you'll find a thing.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Well, we're halfway through the round.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Let's take a look at the scores, as they stand.
0:09:44 > 0:09:4621 very much the best score of that pass.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Jenny and Brendan looking particularly strong.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Up to 42, where we find Nick and Jean.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Then all the way up to 100,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54where we find Jeff and Su
0:09:54 > 0:09:56and Danny and Craig.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57So, Su and Craig,
0:09:57 > 0:09:59you'll have to tussle it out between you
0:09:59 > 0:10:02to see who stays with us and who leaves at the end of the round.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03We'll come back down the line.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11OK, we're looking for the names of any actors from the Ocean's trilogy.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15OK, so, Jean, welcome to the show. It's lovely to have you here.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Nellie Boswell for six years - over 70 episodes.- Yes.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Great matriarch of British sitcom.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, we did a big tour with it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26We were in the West End with it as well.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28So it was a long, long haul.
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Jean, we're looking for actors and actresses in the Ocean's trilogy.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I can't think of one, male or female, who was in the Ocean's trilogy.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- I honestly can't. Sorry. - Just name a movie star.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- Anthony Hopkins.- Jean is going to say Anthony Hopkins.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Well, the high scorers at the moment are Craig and Danny and Su and Jeff on 100.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50You're on 42, which means you want to be scoring 57 or less.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53There's your red line. Let's see if Anthony Hopkins is right
0:10:53 > 0:10:55and if it is, let's see how many people said Anthony Hopkins.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00AUDIENCE GROANS
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Bad luck. I'm afraid Anthony Hopkins is an incorrect answer,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05which means you score the maximum of 100 points.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06You're in good company, though.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09That takes your total up to 142.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Sorry, Jean. We've had a lot of 100s. Anthony Hopkins not in it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Now then, Su.- Oh, yes, dear.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18At the moment, Jean and Nick are the high scorers on 142.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- You're on 100.- Right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Which means if you can score 41 or less, you're through to the next round.- OK.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Did you watch any of the Ocean's trilogy?- No.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28It doesn't really appeal to me,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30but I read about certain things in articles,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33and you might read something like, "What's on in Hollywood today?"
0:11:33 > 0:11:35or you might read a magazine and you say,
0:11:35 > 0:11:39"Oh, so-and-so's in that one," so I kind of glean my information from that, in a way.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40What are you going to go for?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm going to go - I hope this is correct -
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Minnie Driver.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Minnie Driver, says Su. Here comes your red line.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49If you can get below that red line with Minnie Driver,
0:11:49 > 0:11:50you're through to the next round.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said Minnie Driver if it is.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Oh, no!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Oh, dear!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Oh, bad luck, Su!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, it's worse than bad luck - it's a disaster!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I've got to go home!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Maybe not.- Maybe.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Anything can happen. Unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15We'll never recover!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Well, hang on. Wait and see.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Wait and see!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Craig, do your worst, darling.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Please do.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Su, will you come and do me a favour?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- What's that?- Come over here and do me a favour.- Yeah.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28What have I got to come here for?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Will you just do that for us, just once?- I don't know what she does.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I was Peggy Ollerenshaw!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Yeah, but you did it a couple of times.- This one?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- WELSH ACCENT:- Hello, campers!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38PLAYS HI-DE-HI JINGLE
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Yeah!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42APPLAUSE
0:12:42 > 0:12:43SU SHRIEKS
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Thank you.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Thank you.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Aw!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52That's the best bit - I've scored! At least I've scored something.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54LAUGHTER
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Listen, Brendan. Welcome to Pointless, Brendan. It's lovely to have you here.
0:12:59 > 0:13:05Well, you welcome me to the studio, but I've been a Pointless fan since day one. I watch it every day.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Most of the time because I'm off work,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09which is called unemployed.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13That can't be true. You're the most prolific writer and performer I know.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17You've written countless things - you've written films, you've written novels...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Thank you.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23You're busy performing at the moment. You've got stage plays and all sorts of stuff coming up.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah. Listen, if it gets any better, it'll be embarrassing.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27LAUGHTER
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Before we go any further, great news.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30You're in the second round.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Yes, considering the situation, I'm thinking about going for Prince Philip.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I might just take a safe point on George Clooney.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42George Clooney, says Brendan. Let's see if George Clooney is right.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45There's no red line for you, for the best reason - you're already through.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47George Clooney. How many people said it?
0:13:52 > 0:13:5358 for George Clooney.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Takes your total up to 79.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Very solid, Brendan. He's in all three. He plays Danny Ocean.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Brendan, presumably a lot of people don't recognise you immediately when they meet you?
0:14:04 > 0:14:05I certainly hope not!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09We had a great incident in Liverpool once,
0:14:09 > 0:14:11playing in the Royal Court Theatre.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13We were standing at the bar, waiting for a drink.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16A guy came over to the bar, stretched across me, and said to Jenny,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18"Great show - you were fantastic!"
0:14:18 > 0:14:22So, automatically, without thinking about it, I said, "Thanks very much."
0:14:22 > 0:14:23He looked at me as if... you know.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I never realised he didn't recognise us. "I play Mrs Brown."
0:14:27 > 0:14:29He said, "Get lost, mate - I've met her!"
0:14:29 > 0:14:30And walked off!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32LAUGHTER
0:14:32 > 0:14:34"Well, tell her I was asking for her!"
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Craig. Now...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- What?- The high scorers are Su and Jeff on 200.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41You're on 100.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Remember, you can have any actor in any of the Ocean films.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Bernie Mac. I think he'd be a pointless answer, wouldn't he?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50The black stand-up comic was in it.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53He played a security guard.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57But Don Cheadle had the world's worst Cockney accent in it.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Definitely Don Cheadle was in it.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02So I'll play safe and go for Don Cheadle,
0:15:02 > 0:15:03but...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- I kind of want to go for Bernie Mac. - No!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- But if it's wrong...- Money!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Don Cheadle.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13OK. Don Cheadle. Now, if you can score 99 or less,
0:15:13 > 0:15:15you are through to the next round. There's your red line.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Don Cheadle. Is he in it?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Yes, he is. Very well done, Craig. You're through.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- DANNY:- Wow!
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Oh, it almost is!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Two.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's a cracking answer. Very well done.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Takes your total up to 102.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36APPLAUSE
0:15:38 > 0:15:41If I'd said Bernie Mac, how would that have done?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Bernie Mac actually would have scored you more. Would have scored you four points.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers, see if anyone got any of these at home.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Cherry Jones, Ellen Barkin,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Jared Harris - perhaps better known for Mad Men -
0:15:53 > 0:15:56is in the Ocean's 11 trilogy.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Julian Sands, the British actor. Lennox Lewis plays a boxer.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01He doesn't play himself, but he plays a boxer,
0:16:01 > 0:16:04as does Wladimir Klitschko. Both of those pointless answers.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Margaret Travolta. She is John Travolta's sister.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Wow.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Robbie Coltrane plays a snitch in the movie.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Shaobo Qin and Vincent Cassel, the French actor.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19All of those pointless answers, so very well done if you said any of those.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Let's look at the biggest answers - the ones most of our 100 people said.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Julia Roberts, 21. We've heard all three of them, as you can imagine.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Brad Pitt, 42, and George Clooney was top of the shop with 58 points.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:16:32 > 0:16:37So, at the end of our first round, the losing pair with a high score of 200 are Su and Jeff.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38SU GROANS
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- We've had a good time, though, haven't we, babe?- It's been fun.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Yes, it's been really nice.- It's been lovely having you on the show.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Thank you so much for playing. So sorry to say goodbye.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Think of what fun we'd have had in the next round. What's the next round?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53The next round is...the cast of Hi-de-Hi.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54LAUGHTER
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- You'd have been good in that! - Yeah, you'd have been good.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00So we've got to go. Do we get any money?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02For the charity?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER
0:17:04 > 0:17:07No, Su, I'm really sorry - the high score means you've lost.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Oh, of course - you only get that bit at the end!- Yeah!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Oh, go on, give us your money, Craig.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15He hasn't got any either!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Su and Jeff, thank you so much for playing.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20It's been lovely having you on the show. Su and Jeff!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:23 > 0:17:25But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Sadly, at the end of this round, another pair will have to leave us.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37I'm trying to think which pair that will be.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Brendan and Jenny, you were fantastic.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Fantastic!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Craig and Danny,
0:17:43 > 0:17:44phew - just!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- I tell you!- Top answer, though.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Just. But it was all right, all good.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51And Jean and Nick... Jean!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Did you think your number was up there?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57You know...I'll try not to let you down.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- My favourite son. - You never let me down, Mam!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Very best of luck to all three pairs.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Now, our category for round two is...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- That's us out, then!- Body and mind.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Whoever's going to go first, please step up to the podium.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Our question concerns...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Phobias. Richard.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29On each pass, we're going to list six phobias on that board.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You just have to tell us what are they phobias of, please.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Give us a nice obscure answer, you'll score fewer points,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37but an incorrect answer will score you 100 points.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41There's going to be 12 phobias in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Thanks very much. So, we are looking for what each of these phobias are a fear of.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48And here's our first board. We have got...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'll read those all one last time.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06There we are. Six phobias.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Danny.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Do you suffer from any of these?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11No. Just...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13working out what they are.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Questionophobia.- Yes!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Arachnophobia.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Spiders.- A fear of spiders, says Danny,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22for arachnophobia. Let's see if that's right.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Let's see how many people knew that answer.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Oh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29AUDIENCE GASPS
0:19:29 > 0:19:30APPLAUSE
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Oh! That's a big one.
0:19:32 > 0:19:3688 people out of our 100 got that.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yes, fully 12 better than your last score, Danny,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41so it's... You're showing real signs of improvement!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Pushing the boat out!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Exactly. Arachnophobia - fear of spiders.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47One of the most common phobias as well.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50They say 50% of women and 10% of men show some symptoms.
0:19:50 > 0:19:5310%? I think it's more than 10% of men.
0:19:53 > 0:19:5650% of women admit to it, and 10% of men admit to it!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Jenny.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- Me?!- Yeah, you.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No, Jenny at the back there(!)
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Jenny.- OK.- Do you have any phobias?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Loads.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I've fear of spiders, rats, mice, snakes, you name it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Not very good at all.- Comedians.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Terrified! Terrified of comedians, yes.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Now, Jenny, we want to know what these phobias are.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20OK.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Um...
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Pyrophobia - fear of fire.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Pyrophobia, fear of fire, says Jenny.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.
0:20:36 > 0:20:3748. Very well done, Jenny.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Good!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Pyrophobia, a fear of fire.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Well played, Jenny. Very good score of 48.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I think pyrophobia is fair enough.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51You probably should be a little bit scared of fire.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Can I just point out that Jenny's father is a fire chief?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Is he?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58So, you know...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- I don't think that's actually relevant!- You're on my team!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04OK, I'm sorry. Divorce me!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Now then, Jean.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11So we want to know what these phobias are a fear of.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I think I'll have agoraphobia.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And what is that a fear of?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I think it's to do with going out.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20OK.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22A fear of going out, says Jean.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Agoraphobia - a fear of going out.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31- Absolutely right.- Well done!
0:21:32 > 0:21:3470.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Very well done, Jean.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42Well played, Jean. Yeah, fear of going out or outside spaces,
0:21:42 > 0:21:43going out of doors.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Let's take a look at the rest of them. The other three are harder.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48We've picked off the obvious ones there.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Trypanophobia?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52It's a fear of injections.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Fear of needles and injections.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Snoop Dogg has got trypanophobia.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I think that's another one everyone presumably must have.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- No, I'm all right.- Really? - Yeah, I'm not too bad.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Astraphobia?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's the most common phobia in the US. They did a study last year.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10It's a fear of thunder and lightning.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13A lot of humans get it. A lot of animals get it as well.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15And ailurophobia?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Danny, you should get that one.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18Mirrors.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20LAUGHTER
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Is that the first thing...? "What's my defining characteristic?"- Dogs.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Cats.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Absolutely right.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30And that would have scored 85 points less than what you scored.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- Wow!- Three points.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Ailurophobia.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round. Let's see the scores.
0:22:36 > 0:22:3848 again! Look at that. Jenny and Brendan.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Looking very strong indeed. The best score of the pass.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Then up to 70, where we find Jean and Nick,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45up to 88, where we find Danny and Craig.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48So, Craig, once again, a little bit of pressure on you.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Big time!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- You know what you've got to do. - I spend my life saving this fella!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Very best of luck. We're going to come back down the line.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03OK, we're going to put six more phobias on the board,
0:23:03 > 0:23:05and here they come. We have got...
0:23:13 > 0:23:14I'll read those all again.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Now, remember, we are looking for what each of these phobias
0:23:23 > 0:23:25is a fear of.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Obviously, Nick, you're going to try and find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I'm familiar with one of the words.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I can guess the top one,
0:23:34 > 0:23:35but I don't want to go for a guess.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39The high score at the moment is Craig and Danny's score of 88.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40You're on 70.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42So you don't want to go too obvious.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Well, claustrophobia is the fear of, um...
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- small spaces, being in closed spaces.- OK.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Claustrophobia - a fear of confined spaces, you're going to say.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57OK, let's see if that's right.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Here is your red line. If you get below that, you're through to the head-to-head.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Claustrophobia - how many people got that?
0:24:08 > 0:24:09Ooh, it's another high one, Nick!
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Another high one.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13That takes your total up to 155.
0:24:13 > 0:24:1585 being your score there. Richard.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah, big score, but at least it's not 100.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20About 10% of people supposedly suffer from claustrophobia.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- I'm a bit claustrophobic.- I'm a bit claustrophobic.- But I'm quite tall,
0:24:24 > 0:24:26so there are more confined spaces for me than for most people.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29For example, in here, you have to take a few deep breaths.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33A lot of people would get agoraphobic in places I get claustrophobic.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Now then, Brendan.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37This is becoming a habit.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Jenny scores brilliantly, and you're out of the woods.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Even if you score 100 points,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45you won't overtake the high score of Nick and Jean on 155.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48So, have a bit of fun with this board.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Er, I THINK we're looking at ornithophobia as a fear of birds.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54A fear of birds, says Brendan, for ornithophobia.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Let's see if that's right. No red line for you again, because you're already through.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Let's see how many people said ornithophobia - a fear of birds.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Absolutely right.
0:25:07 > 0:25:0841.
0:25:08 > 0:25:1141. 89 your total.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Fear of birds.- Well played, Brendan. They're a good little team on the middle podium.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- Apparently, David Beckham has a fear of birds.- Has he?- Apparently.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23There we go. Now, Craig.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Craig, you know exactly what you've got to do.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28We want to know what these phobias are a fear of.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Yeah...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You are the last person to have this board,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33so talk us through it if you like.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I don't know many of them.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I knew the two that have gone.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37I do know what technophobia is.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41But I'm just wondering if...is it small enough to beat you?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44That's the problem.
0:25:44 > 0:25:4766 or less gets you through to the head-to-head.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50So I'll go technophobia - fear of technology.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Technophobia - fear of technology, says Craig.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Here comes your red line.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58- Get below that and you're through to the head-to-head.- Ooh!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Technophobia. How many people said technophobia, a fear of technology?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05It's right.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You've done it!
0:26:09 > 0:26:1151. Very well done indeed, Craig.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13That takes your total up to 139.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I'm saving his life all the time!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- Hold on! I knew...- Me shoulders are killing me from carrying him through this show!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Hang on. How many was acrophobia?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Acrophobia?- I think it's fear of heights.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Absolutely right, and would have scored you...
0:26:29 > 0:26:31eight points.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32ALL: Ooh!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34See!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It wasn't your go.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Though, to be fair, you still have scored 188 points in two goes.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41So...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Let's take a look at the other two.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Cynophobia is the other thing Danny should have known.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48It's a fear of dogs.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- Ah!- Ah!- One point.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53And coulrophobia is a phobia I think everybody in Britain has.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'd be surprised if no-one has it. Three points.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57It's a fear of clowns.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Clowns.- Clowns.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Have you got a fear of clowns?
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Yeah, don't like them.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I don't have a fear. I have a low tolerance of poor clowns.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Brendan, I am the same.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12As soon as anybody funny dresses up in weird clothes
0:27:12 > 0:27:15and goes out and tries to entertain, I can't have it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17No, I'm sorry.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21I'm simply talking about somebody who slathers themselves in makeup and, you know, I can't...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Not a cross-dresser.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Everyone's got a fear of clowns. They're very scary.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Soon as you see a clown in a horror film...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yeah, but...a fear of horror films,
0:27:32 > 0:27:34with clowns in.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- I've got a fear of horror films.- I've got a terrible fear of horror films.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- But I think that's the point. - Of course.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Thanks very much, Richard.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43So, at the end of our second round,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46our losing pair, with a high score of 155, it's Jean and Nick.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Oh, you've been fantastic.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Good luck!
0:27:52 > 0:27:57Nick, Jean, it's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing. Nick and Jean!
0:28:00 > 0:28:01For the two remaining pairs,
0:28:01 > 0:28:03they're getting one step closer to the final
0:28:03 > 0:28:07and a chance of taking home the jackpot for their charities, as we enter the head-to-head.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Congratulations, Brendan and Jenny, Craig and Danny.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17You're now only one round away from the final
0:28:17 > 0:28:19and the chance to play for our jackpot,
0:28:19 > 0:28:21which currently stands at £2,500.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:25 > 0:28:29Obviously, only one pair can play for that money, and to decide who, you'll now go head-to-head.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32The big difference is you're now allowed to confer.
0:28:32 > 0:28:36The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Well, I have to say, so far it's been the Jenny and Craig show.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42Hasn't it? Danny, Brendan, welcome to Pointless.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Brendan, how does it feel?
0:28:44 > 0:28:47You're the golden couple, the lowest-scoring pair.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49Yeah, we expected this.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51LAUGHTER
0:28:51 > 0:28:53- We've been practising for a long time.- Trained hard.
0:28:53 > 0:28:57We trained hard. We did push-ups in the dressing room before we came out.
0:28:57 > 0:29:02No, listen, our target initially was just not to be knocked out in the first round.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05We just didn't want to go on the first round. And now our target is, um...
0:29:05 > 0:29:07We want to win the trophy.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10We want the Pointless trophy, that glass trophy.
0:29:10 > 0:29:12To go beside our BAFTA.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18We can count our Emmys against that!
0:29:18 > 0:29:20ALL: Ooh!
0:29:20 > 0:29:22How are you going to do in the head-to-head?
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Best of luck. Let's play it.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...
0:29:38 > 0:29:39Sitcom duos. Richard.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Yes, we've got two famous sitcom duos in front of us now.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46We're about to show you five more, but of each of the duos, we've obscured one of them.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48You just need to tell us who that obscured person is.
0:29:48 > 0:29:51And we're looking for the character names. Best answer wins.
0:29:51 > 0:29:57Thanks very much, Richard. Let's reveal our five sitcom duos with one person obscured. And we have got...
0:30:12 > 0:30:15There we are. Five sitcom duos with one person obscured.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19Now, Brendan and Jenny, you've played best throughout the show, so you go first.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22THEY WHISPER
0:30:26 > 0:30:28We're going to go safe.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30A, which is Mildred.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32It's from George And Mildred.
0:30:32 > 0:30:35Mildred, you are saying, from George And Mildred. Mildred.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38Craig and Danny. Do you want to talk us through the board?
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Yeah, we're kind of stuck.
0:30:40 > 0:30:41We've got Baldrick at C.
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Don't know what Neil Morrissey's character was in Men Behaving Badly.
0:30:46 > 0:30:50He was Arkwright. What was David Jason?
0:30:50 > 0:30:51What was his character?
0:30:51 > 0:30:54And who was Penelope Keith in To The Manor Born?
0:30:54 > 0:30:56What was her character's name? Wasn't Margo, was it?
0:30:56 > 0:31:00So do you think...? Come here. Do you think...
0:31:00 > 0:31:04that Baldrick would beat George And Mildred?
0:31:04 > 0:31:06What do you think?
0:31:06 > 0:31:08Depends on what age the people that you're asking...
0:31:08 > 0:31:11What was the demographic of the people you asked?
0:31:11 > 0:31:15An absolute cross-section of the British public.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16We'll go Baldrick - C.
0:31:16 > 0:31:20C, Baldrick, say Craig and Danny.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22So, Brendan and Jenny said Mildred.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Let's see if Mildred's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Mildred.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32It's right. 57.
0:31:35 > 0:31:3757.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38That's quite high for Mildred.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41We expected it to be lower than that.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45- We had the same problem the guys had - we knew the actors...- Couldn't remember the characters' names.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- OK.- With the exception of Baldrick.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Well, Craig and Danny have gone for Baldrick.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Let's see if Baldrick is right for C.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Let's see how many people said Baldrick.
0:31:54 > 0:31:55Go!
0:31:56 > 0:31:58It's right.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Is it going to beat 57? It is!
0:32:00 > 0:32:01Wow - 42!
0:32:01 > 0:32:03APPLAUSE
0:32:04 > 0:32:05Kerching!
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Wow!
0:32:07 > 0:32:09- 42.- I thought that would have been...
0:32:09 > 0:32:12- I would have thought that was higher as well.- We avoided it.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14Very, very well done.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17Craig and Danny, after one question, you're up 1-0. Richard.
0:32:17 > 0:32:18I think it's quite a low score.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Maybe as he had other sidekicks, different people in it,
0:32:20 > 0:32:22maybe people were less confident of it,
0:32:22 > 0:32:25but George And Mildred could only be George And Mildred.
0:32:25 > 0:32:30Now, B...Penelope Keith, and her name was Audrey Forbes-Hamilton.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Audrey would have been the answer there.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Would have scored you ten points.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Now, D...
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Well, Martin Clunes was Gary
0:32:39 > 0:32:42and Neil Morrissey was Tony.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45So Tony would have scored you seven points.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49And E...David Jason's character...
0:32:49 > 0:32:51It's on the tip of my tongue!
0:32:51 > 0:32:52Granville.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54ALL: Granville!
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Would have scored you 28 points.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00So the best answer up there is Tony.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02Richard, thank you very much.
0:33:02 > 0:33:07OK, here comes your second question. Brendan and Jenny, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Our second question concerns...
0:33:12 > 0:33:14Rice dishes. Richard.
0:33:14 > 0:33:18We're going to show you five anagrams now of dishes traditionally made with rice.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Can you unscramble them and pick the most obscure?
0:33:21 > 0:33:25OK, thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five anagrams of rice dishes. And here they come.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33I'll read those one last time.
0:33:39 > 0:33:42There we are. Now then, Craig and Danny, you go first this time.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Um...
0:33:46 > 0:33:48All right.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52We go for lay baa jam - that's jambalaya.
0:33:52 > 0:33:57Jambalaya, lay baa jam, say Craig and Danny.
0:33:57 > 0:33:58Jambalaya.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Now then, Brendan and Jenny.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02Talk us through the board, if you like.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05- OK.- We think jambalaya may be right.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07All pea is paella.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10We think deer geek is kedgeree. We think air in can
0:34:10 > 0:34:12is completely useless.
0:34:12 > 0:34:15And we think an eg cone would be a great idea.
0:34:15 > 0:34:17LAUGHTER
0:34:17 > 0:34:19We're going to go for kedgeree.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21OK, kedgeree, you're going to say.
0:34:21 > 0:34:24OK, so Craig and Danny have said jambalaya for lay baa jam.
0:34:24 > 0:34:28Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said jambalaya.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32It's right.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37It's not bad at all - 30 for jambalaya.
0:34:43 > 0:34:47Brendan and Jenny, you have gone for kedgeree for deer geek.
0:34:47 > 0:34:50Let's see if kedgeree's right. Let's see how many people said it.
0:34:52 > 0:34:53It is right.
0:34:53 > 0:34:5530 is what you've got to beat.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59You've done it - very well done! 13.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05You're back in the game, Brendan and Jenny.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08Very well done. After two questions, you are 1-1.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Well played, Brendan and Jenny. You've both been terrific teams throughout.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15It's right that it goes to a decider. Let's look at the rest of these.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Now, all pea, you're right, is paella,
0:35:17 > 0:35:20but would have been a big scorer - would have scored you 58.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Eg cone is a kind of rice porridge -
0:35:22 > 0:35:24congee.
0:35:24 > 0:35:26Would have scored you one point.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28And air in can is a pointless answer
0:35:28 > 0:35:29and it is arancini.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Very well done to anyone who got that at home.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your third question. Whoever wins this question
0:35:36 > 0:35:38goes through to the final. The decider concerns...
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Andy Murray. Richard.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45We're now going to see five clues to facts about Andy Murray,
0:35:45 > 0:35:48all of which are correct up to the end of October 2012.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Give us the answer to the most obscure of these. Very best of luck, both teams.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five clues to facts about Andy Murray.
0:35:55 > 0:35:56And here they come.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10I'll read those all one last time.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Now then, Brendan and Jenny, you go first again this time.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32We're going to go for Andy Murray's home town in Scotland,
0:36:32 > 0:36:34being Dunblane.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36Dunblane, his home town in Scotland.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Now then, Craig and Danny,
0:36:38 > 0:36:40talk us through the board.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42Well, the only one I actually knew was Dunblane.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44So that's right, that one!
0:36:44 > 0:36:48I SHOULD know the name of his mother - she's in the papers, on the telly all the time.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Every time he plays, they cut to her.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52It's, er...
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Mrs Murray.
0:36:56 > 0:36:57Um...
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Is his brother's name Jamie?
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Are you playing this at all?!
0:37:02 > 0:37:03Jamie.
0:37:03 > 0:37:06- Jamie.- Is his brother's name Jamie? - Yes.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Let's go for Jamie, his brother.
0:37:09 > 0:37:12His brother Jamie. Now, Brendan and Jenny have said Dunblane,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14his home town. Let's see if that's right and if it is,
0:37:14 > 0:37:17let's see how many of our 100 people said Dunblane.
0:37:19 > 0:37:20It's right.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Oh, it's good - 39. 39 for Dunblane.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30- Jamie's right.- Yeah, Jamie's right.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Craig and Danny have said Jamie is the name of his brother
0:37:34 > 0:37:37who won the Mixed Doubles Championship at Wimbledon in 2007.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Jamie.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44It's right.
0:37:44 > 0:37:4639 is what you've got to beat.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48And you've done it - very well done!
0:37:48 > 0:37:4928.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51APPLAUSE
0:37:51 > 0:37:5228.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Very, very well done indeed.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Craig and Danny - mainly Danny -
0:37:58 > 0:38:02after three questions, you are through to the final 2-1.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03Very well done indeed. Richard.
0:38:03 > 0:38:07A great head-to-head for a lovely show. Well played, everybody.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Let's fill in the rest of the answers. The name of his mother...
0:38:10 > 0:38:13You're right - they're always cutting away to her. It's Judy.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16I was going to say Janet, but I wasn't sure.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18- BRENDAN:- You should have!
0:38:18 > 0:38:19LAUGHTER
0:38:21 > 0:38:22That would have scored you 13 points.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25The year he first won the Queen's Club tournament,
0:38:25 > 0:38:27that's a much lower score. It was 2009.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Would have scored you five points.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33This last one is a pointless answer - would have added some money to the jackpot.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35The name of his border terrier is Maggie May.
0:38:35 > 0:38:37Maggie May!
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Pointless answer.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Very well done if you got all of those at home.
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Thanks very much, Richard.
0:38:41 > 0:38:45So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, it's Brendan and Jenny.
0:38:45 > 0:38:46Aw!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48APPLAUSE
0:38:50 > 0:38:52- No 100s.- No 100s!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55You have played SO well.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58You've been the lowest-scoring pair in every round.
0:38:58 > 0:38:59And it's been real teamwork as well.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01In fact, Jenny, it's been kind of you.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06But Brendan, you brought some wisdom there.
0:39:06 > 0:39:10- Who actually got kedgeree?- Jenny. - Jenny.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12It HAS been all you, then, Jenny!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Listen, it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Thank you so much for coming on.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18Brendan and Jenny - brilliant contestants.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:22 > 0:39:25But for Craig and Danny, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Congratulations, Craig and Danny.
0:39:32 > 0:39:35You fought off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:51 > 0:39:54So, guys, the Ocean's trilogy,
0:39:54 > 0:39:56phobias,
0:39:56 > 0:39:59sitcom partnerships, rice dishes,
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Andy Murray... I mean, you've got it all sewn up...
0:40:02 > 0:40:03Craig.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08Anyone who's going to do a quiz show, make sure Craig's your partner.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11The pair of you know everything, Craig.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14- No, we don't!- Danny, what would you like to see come up in this round?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16What would show you to your best?
0:40:16 > 0:40:17- Musicals.- Musicals.
0:40:17 > 0:40:20They come up from time to time.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24Probably every obscure musical I've never heard of will come up now.
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Well, the rules are very simple. To win the money,
0:40:26 > 0:40:28all you have to do is find a pointless answer.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31Do that and you will take home that money for your charities.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33First, you have to choose a category.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Here are your five options.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Oh, what do you fancy?
0:40:44 > 0:40:47I'm no good on noughties music, really.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Noughties music...
0:40:49 > 0:40:51That's 2000 to 2010.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54US elections?
0:40:55 > 0:40:57I did stay up and watch that whole thing.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00But it says "elections" - it could be like...
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- going back to Disraeli!- Gerald Ford. - Was he English?
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Disraeli was definitely English!
0:41:06 > 0:41:08I think we'll avoid the US elections, all right?!
0:41:12 > 0:41:14What about screen sirens?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Screen sirens.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- We'll go screen sirens. - Screen sirens.- Screen sirens it is.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:41:23 > 0:41:26to name as many...
0:41:29 > 0:41:31- Oh, man!- Elizabeth Taylor films. Richard.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34We're looking for the title of any film made for general cinema release
0:41:34 > 0:41:37for which Elizabeth Taylor ever received an acting credit.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40No TV films, short films, anything like that, but voice performances do count.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Very, very best of luck.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47All you need to win that £2,500 for your charities
0:41:47 > 0:41:50is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54- Are you ready?- I'm ready. You ready? - Yes.- Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Here they are. Your time starts now.
0:41:56 > 0:41:59She started out in National Velvet when she was a girl.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02She also...
0:42:03 > 0:42:06..played a little girl...a little girl, really young...
0:42:06 > 0:42:09with Orson Welles in...
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Is it Rachel or Emma?
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Something like that. And she was uncredited for it,
0:42:17 > 0:42:20but she played the little girl, in black and white...
0:42:20 > 0:42:21I've heard of Emma.
0:42:21 > 0:42:23Night Of The Iguana,
0:42:23 > 0:42:25set in Puerto Vallarta in Mexico.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- Cleopatra.- Cleopatra, of course.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Night Of The Iguana would be a good one.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35- What was the one she was in with Richard Burton? - That's Night Of The Iguana.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37She did that with Richard Burton in Mexico.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39National Velvet...
0:42:40 > 0:42:45What's the one...with Orson Welles, where he's locked...
0:42:45 > 0:42:48- his mad wife up in the tower? - Ten seconds left.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54So, what, shall we go Night Of The Iguana, Cleopatra - cos we know that's one of her films -
0:42:54 > 0:42:55and, um...?
0:42:57 > 0:42:59OK. That's time.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01We were looking for Elizabeth Taylor films.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03I now need your three answers.
0:43:03 > 0:43:04- Night Of The Iguana...- Yes.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06- Night Of The Iguana. - Night Of The Iguana.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08- Cleopatra.- Cleopatra.
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- And National Velvet.- National Velvet.- And National Velvet. OK.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13OK, there we are. Three Liz Taylor films.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Of those three, which do you reckon is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- Night Of The Iguana.- Night Of The Iguana. We'll put that last.
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- Least likely?- Cleopatra.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23We'll put that first.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Let's put those up on the board in that order. And here they are.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28We have got...
0:43:32 > 0:43:35OK, so we were looking for Elizabeth Taylor films.
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Cleopatra was your least confident answer.
0:43:38 > 0:43:43You only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Let's see how many people said Cleopatra.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50It's right.
0:43:50 > 0:43:53I think you're expecting this to be quite a high one.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55We'll see... Oh, 55.
0:43:55 > 0:43:57OK, there we are. 55.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59I was expecting it to be 101!
0:44:01 > 0:44:0255, that's not bad.
0:44:02 > 0:44:03Not a pointless answer,
0:44:03 > 0:44:07but a good indication our 100 people aren't perhaps that up on their Liz Taylor films.
0:44:07 > 0:44:09So only 55 of them knew that.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11So only two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:44:11 > 0:44:15Craig, we've been talking about Red Dwarf. We haven't talked about Corrie at all.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- You play Lloyd, the taxi driver. - I do play Lloyd.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20Any exciting spoilers you can give us?
0:44:20 > 0:44:22There's going to be a load of shocks.
0:44:22 > 0:44:24You're going to find out a lot of stuff.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27Obviously, you're playing for charity today. What are your charities? Craig?
0:44:27 > 0:44:29I've gone for the Make A Wish Foundation,
0:44:29 > 0:44:34who...really seriously sick kids, they try and grant them wishes
0:44:34 > 0:44:36because they're very, very ill.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39I've done quite a bit for them. It's a really good charity, actually.
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Excellent. Make A Wish Foundation.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43APPLAUSE
0:44:47 > 0:44:48Danny, how about you?
0:44:48 > 0:44:51I'm going to donate to the ACLT -
0:44:51 > 0:44:57a leukaemia charity trying to raise the people on the list of bone marrow donors.
0:44:57 > 0:45:01It's very, very low in the Caribbean community.
0:45:01 > 0:45:03Very good. The ACLT. Two excellent charities.
0:45:03 > 0:45:04APPLAUSE
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Well, best of luck. We have two brilliant answers left on the board.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Let's hope one of those will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12We're looking for Elizabeth Taylor.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16Let's hope nobody said your next answer, which was National Velvet.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Again, this has to be pointless to win that jackpot. Let's see, for £2,500,
0:45:19 > 0:45:21how many people said National Velvet.
0:45:25 > 0:45:26Well, it's right.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Cleopatra took us down to 55.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31National Velvet taking us down... It's beaten Cleopatra.
0:45:31 > 0:45:32Down it goes into the 30s...
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Ooh, 30!
0:45:34 > 0:45:3530.
0:45:35 > 0:45:36APPLAUSE
0:45:36 > 0:45:39Everyone knows it. They probably didn't know the name.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41- 30.- 30.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- I kind of knew some people would have got that. - They were going to get that.
0:45:44 > 0:45:47You know what, I watch this show nearly every night,
0:45:47 > 0:45:52and I've never ever once on the show got a pointless answer.
0:45:52 > 0:45:54- Really?- Yeah.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56I'm just hoping that today might be my lucky day!
0:45:56 > 0:45:59OK, we're looking for Elizabeth Taylor films.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Your third and final answer - The Night Of The Iguana.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05- This is a fantastic answer, if it's right. You're pretty confident it's right?- Yeah.
0:46:05 > 0:46:07The Night Of The Iguana.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10It has to be right, has to be pointless, to win that jackpot for your charities.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Let's find out. The Night Of The Iguana. How many people said it? Is it a correct answer?
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Is it a pointless answer?
0:46:18 > 0:46:19Oh, no!
0:46:19 > 0:46:21WHAT?!
0:46:22 > 0:46:23Oh, no!
0:46:23 > 0:46:25APPLAUSE
0:46:27 > 0:46:29What was it called, then?!
0:46:30 > 0:46:33I don't know what's gone on there. The big man will tell us in a moment.
0:46:33 > 0:46:37- Unfortunately, you didn't find that...- Gutted!
0:46:37 > 0:46:39You didn't find that all-important pointless answer,
0:46:39 > 0:46:42which I'm afraid means you didn't win today's jackpot.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44- I was building it up so much! - It sounded really correct!
0:46:44 > 0:46:46I convinced myself!
0:46:46 > 0:46:47You certainly convinced me!
0:46:47 > 0:46:50Well, listen, as it's a celebrity special,
0:46:50 > 0:46:54we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.
0:46:54 > 0:46:56You've been brilliant contestants.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59You do get to take home the pointless trophy as well,
0:46:59 > 0:47:02so you have that to show for your time here.
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Richard.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08Yeah. Now, The Night Of The Iguana. It's a Richard Burton film
0:47:08 > 0:47:12and she was on set all the time, there was huge publicity around her being there.
0:47:12 > 0:47:16Were they splitting up, getting back together, all that. But she wasn't in the film.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18She didn't appear in the film, I'm afraid.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19That is gutting!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22So sorry. Let's look at some pointless answers.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Beau Brummell, with Stewart Granger.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Boom, which was a Tennessee Williams written film,
0:47:27 > 0:47:29which she was in with Richard Burton.
0:47:29 > 0:47:33Courage of Lassie - she was also in Lassie Come Home, but that would have scored you one point.
0:47:33 > 0:47:36- She filmed some right turkeys, didn't she?!- Yes.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38Night Watch, Raintree County,
0:47:38 > 0:47:41and another film with Richard Burton, Under Milk Wood.
0:47:41 > 0:47:42There's a few other films.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Ash Wednesday, Quo Vadis - well done if you said that.
0:47:44 > 0:47:49The Girl Who Had Everything, The Last Time I Saw Paris and There's One Born Every Minute - all pointless answers.
0:47:50 > 0:47:52Oh, Craig!
0:47:54 > 0:47:57You knew a few of those. Jane Eyre, you nearly got.
0:47:57 > 0:48:00- Under Milk Wood.- I definitely knew that - I'm a big Dylan Thomas fan.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02I definitely knew Under Milk Wood.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Bad luck. Well, unfortunately,
0:48:04 > 0:48:08we have to say goodbye to you, Craig and Danny, but it has been brilliant having you on the show.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10- Thank you so much for playing. - Thank you.- Excellent!
0:48:10 > 0:48:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:13 > 0:48:17Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
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