0:00:22 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:26 > 0:00:28and welcome to Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:28 > 0:00:31the quiz show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as
0:00:31 > 0:00:34you can and to do that you need to come up with the answers no-one else could think of.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE
0:00:41 > 0:00:43And couple number one.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hi, I'm Katy, I'm a TV presenter
0:00:45 > 0:00:48and I happen to know this gentlemen in the biblical sense.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49LAUGHTER
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hi, I'm Trey and this woman next to me has been stalking me
0:00:52 > 0:00:55for nine years, so I may or may not need a family solicitor.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56You love it.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Couple number two.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Hello, I'm Ted Robbins, I'm a celebrity who nobody's heard of.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:06And my name is Mark Little
0:01:06 > 0:01:11and I'm an Australian now living in Brighton Hove city, actually.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Actually.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:17And couple number three.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hello, I'm Jennie McApline, I am an actress in Weatherfield
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- on a street called Coronation Street.- And I'm Justin Moorhouse.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I don't know her, but Alan Halsall couldn't be here.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29LAUGHTER
0:01:29 > 0:01:30APPLAUSE
0:01:32 > 0:01:35And finally couple number four.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Hello, I'm Kate Robbins, I'm a show-off.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I'm originally from Liverpool, I live in Bedfordshire now
0:01:40 > 0:01:42and my brother, Ted, is over there.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43And I'm Alastair McGowan,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46an impressionist best known for my impressions of people
0:01:46 > 0:01:49like Roy Hodgson, Andy Murray and probably
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Dara O Briain... - HE TALKS GIBBERISH
0:01:52 > 0:01:54..Alexander Armstrong, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56APPLAUSE
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Thank you very much, these are today's contestants.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02We'll be finding out more about all of you through the show as it
0:02:02 > 0:02:05goes along, so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08A smart sat-nav patronisingly steering us through a world
0:02:08 > 0:02:11of ignorance, before instructing us to turn around when possible.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- It's my Pointless friend, Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hi, everybody.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- Good evening.- And to you. - There's a couple of usual suspects in this line-up who are going to
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- be difficult.- Do you think? - Yeah, of course.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Who's going to be difficult? - Oh, Ted, Justin...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29We were separated at birth, Justin and I. And I, you know.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33We're identical twins. We were triplets but we ate the other one.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34LAUGHTER
0:02:34 > 0:02:36No? All right, I'll get my coat.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Round One's fun, though. Everyone's going to enjoy Round One, I think.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43OK, thank you very much. All our questions on Pointless have been put
0:02:43 > 0:02:46to 100 people before the show. Our contestants here need to find the obscure answers
0:02:46 > 0:02:50those 100 people didn't get. Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52This is an answer that none of our 100 gave
0:02:52 > 0:02:54and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59and each of our lovely celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity,
0:02:59 > 0:03:03we start off with a massive jackpot of...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05There you are.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17OK, in this first round I'll take an answer from each of you
0:03:17 > 0:03:18but there is to be no conferring.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23At the end of the round, whichever pair has the highest score will be heading home.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25OK, our first category today is...
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- Oh, get in.- Television.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41OK, and the question concerns...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Get in!- Children's TV characters, Richard.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47On each pass we're going to show you seven
0:03:47 > 0:03:50sets of characters from children's TV programmes.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54You just need to tell us in which children's TV programme they most famously appeared, please.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at home,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58so very, very best of luck!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01OK, thanks very much. So, we are looking for the name of the TV show these characters
0:04:01 > 0:04:04appeared in and here is our first board of seven.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'll read them all one last time.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Scampi's getting a lot of work, isn't he?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Now then, Katy and Trey.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48You all drew lots before the show and today you are going to go first.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Now, Trey, how is your knowledge of children's TV characters?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56My knowledge of TV characters in the Philippines is fantastic.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I see none of them there, but my knowledge of British...
0:05:00 > 0:05:04Yeah. But you have lived all over the place, the pair of you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I have, about six or seven countries so far.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- And you have two children.- Yes.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Do they watch any English TV? Children's TV?- Oh, yes.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15They do.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Are they familiar with any of these? - Let's see.- Maybe one.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23I'm going to go for Parsley, Sage, Dill and Sir Basil.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Whoo!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I think, The Basil Brush Show.
0:05:27 > 0:05:32OK, The Basil Brush Show, says Trey for Parsley, Sage, Dill
0:05:32 > 0:05:33and Sir Basil.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Let's find out if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said The Basil Brush Show.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- No.- No!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45I'm really sorry.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48That scores you the maximum of 100, I'm very sorry.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yeah, sorry, Trey. Yeah, Basil Brush never knighted.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's cos you're not allowed to knight animals, that's the...
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Essentially, yes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- And he's not real.- Whoa!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Whoa!- Sorry!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04You know what? You're a guest here, my friend.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Mark...- Alex.- Welcome to Pointless, Mark.- Thank you very much.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- What a proud moment this is. - Lovely to have you here.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Well, for us I can tell you, it genuinely is.- It's very exciting.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Now, Mark, you have a glittering career.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21I was counting - I think you've done 15 feature films.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22I have. Yes.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- You've done Shakespeare...- Darling.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- You were a very successful stand-up in Australia and here.- Thank you.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- You took over from Chris Evans on the Big Breakfast...- I did.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Made it better. - And yet everybody remembers you
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- as Joe Mangel.- They do indeed.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Three years I did that show
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and somehow he struck to the British hearts.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45It is a compliment that that is the thing we will always remember.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- It is a compliment that has worn out a little.- Yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51But, you know, I worked very hard on that show to make him
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- halfway real, humorous... - Yeah, you did.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56If people are going to watch soap they may as well watch something
0:06:56 > 0:06:59and I'm paying the price for doing a good job.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01So, that's just the way it goes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Now then, Mark...- Yes.- What are you going to go for on this board?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06It's a virginal board after Trey has left it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yeah, it's a bit hard because a lot of these, I think,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11were before I arrived in this country in '92 as an immigrant.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13LAUGHTER
0:07:13 > 0:07:15But a couple did get across the water.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I think, both the ones I'm picking everyone's going to pick
0:07:18 > 0:07:20but I'm going to go for, I think The Wombles
0:07:20 > 0:07:23and I think it was Orinoco and Wellington and Tomsk and Bungo.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You are going to say The Wombles. Mark says The Wombles.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said The Wombles.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Is right...
0:07:33 > 0:07:3563.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE
0:07:36 > 0:07:3863 for The Wombles.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Well, that's a whole lot better than 100.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Who was your favourite womble? - Madame Cholet.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Yeah, she dished stuff up, she was a cook.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Camp, even at that age(!) Very impressive.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52I liked Wellington, he was my favourite.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Elisabeth Beresford, who created The Wombles,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56her parents were incredibly well connected.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59They were mates with Rudyard Kipling, HG Wells, George Bernard Shaw...
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Really? I had no idea. - There you go.- I had no idea.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04OK, thank you very much indeed. Now, Jennie.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Hello!- Jennie.- Yes.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Welcome to the show. - Thank you.- Great to have you here.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- When you're not doing the Street, what do you get up to?- Not a lot.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Sometimes I hang about with him, which is why we're together.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- You used to do a radio show? - Yeah, yeah, we...- We're available.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21We are, we are available for bookings, yes.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23So, basically it's just like me
0:08:23 > 0:08:26and him chatting in a room with a microphone...
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- and people are listening. - We think.- That's nice.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I think they are - you tell me they are.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Do you play records at all?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Play records, Alexander? Yeah, cos we're in the 1930s.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yeah, we play records. We get a gramophone out...
0:08:39 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Oh, yeah, sorry.- I told you, I did tell you.- You did, you did.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Now then, Jennie... - Yes.- What about this board?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49OK, well, I don't know many of them, I think.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'm thinking I don't know.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I might be too young for some of them!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Erm...but my answer is going to be based on, I met a little girl,
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- a three-year-old little girl once who came to see me.- Yeah.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05And she burst into tears and I didn't know why
0:09:05 > 0:09:08until her mum explained that she thought
0:09:08 > 0:09:11she was coming to see Fizz from the from Tweenies.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Bless her.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Awww...- So, that will be my answer.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Bella, Fizz, Jake, Milo, The Tweenies.- The Tweenies says Jennie.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21The Tweenies, let's see if that's right
0:09:21 > 0:09:25and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said The Tweenies.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's right. Now, 100's our highest score, 63 is our low.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You passed both of those very comfortably indeed...
0:09:31 > 0:09:3318 for The Tweenies, very well done, Jennie.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34APPLAUSE
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Phew!- Good answer.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Well played, Jennie. Best answer so far.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I think you're the most famous Fizz now, I think, to be honest.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- I think The Tweenies are so over. - Not to that little girl.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- But she's not a little girl any more, is she.- She's probably not actually. - She's probably 40.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- But I felt so bad for her. - LAUGHTER
0:09:50 > 0:09:53No, I'm just saying. They had two top-ten singles, The Tweenies,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56including a song called Number One which got to number five.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58There we are. That'll teach them.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Thanks very much, Richard. Alistair, welcome to Pointless.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Thank you very much, nice to be here.- Great to have you here.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Of course, you've played many, many, many, many people in your time.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Many pointless celebrities, in fact.- Yes, I bet you have.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Do you have a favourite impression?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- The favourite one is always the newest one.- That's good.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- What is it?- So that changes all the time.- It's you!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- That's the thing I was building up to.- No, it's...
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well, is he my favourite?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Certainly my newest one is actually Paul Hollywood, who does all the
0:10:27 > 0:10:30programmes about bread, you know, and what I like about him
0:10:30 > 0:10:34is that if you're not careful with him you just take his Scouse accent
0:10:34 > 0:10:37away, he turns into Dave from The Royle Family, doesn't he?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39LAUGHTER
0:10:39 > 0:10:43He's my favourite at the moment, but over time, I suppose...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I've always enjoyed doing Gary Lineker, I don't know why.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I feel a sort of strange affinity with Gary
0:10:48 > 0:10:52cos we're both Midlanders, so I always enjoy doing Gary very much.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55of course Gary loves a pun almost as much as Richard does
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and I'm sure at some point in the future he'll probably say,
0:10:57 > 0:11:01"So, Sunderland today had a player sent off, Lee Cattermole,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04"not the first time Cattermole's been in trouble with the authorities
0:11:04 > 0:11:08"and also sent off today was Jason Puncheon of Southampton.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10"Those two teams play each other very soon
0:11:10 > 0:11:13"so that really is going to put the Catt amongst the Puncheons."
0:11:13 > 0:11:14LAUGHTER
0:11:14 > 0:11:16You'd be proud of that, Richard.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17APPLAUSE
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Now, Alistair, you're the last person to have this board.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Do you think you can talk us through it and fill in all the blanks for us?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I can do four.- Then just select which one you want to submit.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32All right. Sweep, Soo, Butch and Scampi must be The Sooty Show.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Parsley, Sage, Dill and Sir Basil was a programme
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I used to love watching when I was a kid, called The Herbs.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38I used to love Dill's song...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# I'm Dill the dog I'm a dog called Dill
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- # My tail I like to chase I've never caught it yet... # - HE PANTS
0:11:44 > 0:11:46# I'm Bayleaf, I'm the gardener
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- # I work till early doors... # - He was my favourite!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# You'll find me sweeping up the leaves
0:11:51 > 0:11:53# Or tidying the lawn. #
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Should have done that a little bit higher.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Fingermouse, Gulliver, Scampi and Flash was Fingerbobs.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00# Fingermouse, fingermouse
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# The never-stop-to-think-a mouse
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# A hit, a miss, a blunder mouse
0:12:04 > 0:12:06# Fingermouse, that's me. #
0:12:06 > 0:12:09The next one was Thunderbirds.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I've never heard of Mr Boo, Officer Gotcha,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Strumpers Plunkett and Wellybob. That must be something quite new.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17So, I would choose, probably the one that people know least.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- I'm going to go for The Herbs. - The Herbs, says Alistair.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Let's see if that's right.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Herbs.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's right, now...
0:12:27 > 0:12:2918 is our lowest score so far.
0:12:30 > 0:12:3230 for the Herbs.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- APPLAUSE - Thunderbirds, maybe.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- The Herbs.- Well played, Alistair. Written by Michael Bond, who also
0:12:40 > 0:12:41created Paddington, The Herbs.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43You took us through the board with some
0:12:43 > 0:12:45skill there. Sweep, Soo, Butch and Scampi was The Sooty Show,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48that would have scored you 75, so you did well to avoid that.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Now Fingermouse,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Gulliver, Scampi and Flash, it is the Fingerbobs
0:12:52 > 0:12:55but it's the lowest scorer, actually, of the ones you knew, seven points.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I think, perhaps people thought it was called Fingermouse.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Jeff, Scott, Virgil and Brains, you're right, is Thunderbirds.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04That would have scored you 66 and the one you didn't know is the best answer up there,
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Mr Boo, Officer Gotcha, Strumpers Plunkett and Wellybob are all
0:13:08 > 0:13:11from...Jamie And The Magic Torch,
0:13:11 > 0:13:12which would have scored one point.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Halfway through the first round. Let's take a look at the scores,
0:13:17 > 0:13:19as they stand. 18, the best score there, Jennie.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Jennie and Justin looking
0:13:20 > 0:13:22pretty safe on the back of that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Up to 30, where we find Alistair and Kate.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Up to 63, where we find Mark and Ted and then up to
0:13:26 > 0:13:28100, Trey and Katy.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You are way out in front, Katy, we need a low score.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33We like being out in front, it's good.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Anyway, very best of luck. We come back down the line now,
0:13:35 > 0:13:39will the second players step up to the podium?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41OK, we're going to put seven more sets of characters
0:13:41 > 0:13:43up on the board and here they come.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44We have got...
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'll read those all one last time.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- Now then, Kate. Welcome to Pointless.- Thank you.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Great to have you.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Now, this is fun...you represented the United Kingdom at Eurovision.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I did.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- In 1980 and we came third. - Prima Donna.- Yeah.- Oh, that was...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- You came third?- Coming third nowadays is quite good, isn't it?
0:14:35 > 0:14:36It's amazing.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38In that day, we were like "Oh, we didn't win,"
0:14:38 > 0:14:40but, you know. Yeah, came third.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44We all wore plastic boiler suits, I think, and stilettos.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Strange look.- Wow!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- So you did that and had a hit back here, got to number two.- Yes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- I had a hit, I was in that comedy, Crossroads.- You were in Crossroads!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Acorn Antiques, Crossroads - same thing.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- You wrote the theme tune to Surprise Surprise.- I did, yes.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Then you somehow put music on the back burner.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I mean, you've kept up with the music, obviously?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Yeah, and then I just fell into doing impressions.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- We worked together on Spitting Image for ten years, didn't we? - Yeah, yeah...
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- You used to do Eurotrash, didn't you?- Yes, I did the silly voices on that.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Anyway, Kate, the high-scorers at the moment are Katy and Trey on 100.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21If you can score 69 or less...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23I knew the other list. Everyone says that, don't they?
0:15:23 > 0:15:29I'm going to go for... The only one I think people might not know and I definitely know is right.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31There's one there that I'm not sure about and it's very,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34very obscure but I can't risk it, so I'm going to go for Dougal,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Zebedee, Brian and Ermintrude and say The Magic Roundabout.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39The Magic Roundabout says Kate.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Here comes your red line.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42If you get below that, you're in the next round.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Let's see how many people said The Magic Roundabout.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48It's right.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Oooh, 78.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51APPLAUSE
0:15:51 > 0:15:5378 takes your total up to 108. I think that's probably good enough.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- It is a harder board this one, isn't it?- It is, yeah.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yeah, used to be on just before the news on BBC One.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02I don't know what they put there now. I'm assuming something not as good.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04LAUGHTER
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Yeah, I think we can safely assume that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Justin...Justin, welcome, welcome, welcome.- Thank you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13- You're a stand-up.- Ah-huh.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16What did you do before that, Justin?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I used to be a salesman till I was 29.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I came to show business quite late. - What did you sell?- Not a lot.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25That's why I'm not doing it any more, yeah...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I was rubbish at it. I was really rubbish at it...genuinely rubbish.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30And then fell into comedy.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Er, no! I worked hard, Alexander.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- Yeah, yeah, but... - I really, really like comedy.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Everyone says that, don't they?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Imagine people who go, "I don't like comedy."
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I really love comedy and phoned a comedy club one day and said
0:16:42 > 0:16:46I'd like to try it, they said come down. I did five minutes
0:16:46 > 0:16:49and it went great. I went the week after and it was rubbish.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I went the week after that and it was all right.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Then I genuinely thought, how do you say "I used to be a stand-up comedian?"
0:16:55 > 0:16:57So I just...went for it.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- And here you are on Pointless. - And here I am now.- Fantastic!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Yeah, on Pointless.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Well, the high-scorers at this stage are Kate and Alistair on 108.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09You're on 18, so a score of 89 or less...sees you
0:17:09 > 0:17:12comfortably into the next round, thanks to Jennie's lovely low score.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- It's brilliant.- Yeah, yeah. - No pressure then.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19I'm torn now, you see. I'm torn between going for it,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21cos I think I know one that's going to be really low...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I'm going to say Hartley Hare, Pig, Topov, Octavia
0:17:24 > 0:17:27and I'm going to say Pipkin.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Pipkin, says Justin.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Pipkins, we'll give you that. Here's your red line. It's quite nice and high.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35If you get below that, you're in the next round. Let's see if that's right
0:17:35 > 0:17:38and let's see how many of our 100 people said Pipkins.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42It's right and you're through to the next round.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Very well done indeed, Justin.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Oh, that's a good score. Look at that, 4.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Best score of the round.
0:17:51 > 0:17:5322's your total, very well done.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Sailing very close to the wind there, Justin.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It's about the character Inigo Pipkin,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Sometimes it was called Inigo Pipkin.- There we are.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Brilliant, thanks very much. Now, Ted, welcome.- Hello, Alexander.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Welcome, welcome. You started out as a warm-up man.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Long time, no see. I've warmed you up, haven't I?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- You've warmed me up, yeah! - I have.- You've fluffed for me.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- What a night that was, in Teddington Studios.- Yeah.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I was trying to remember the name of the sitcom.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18So was I! Now...
0:18:18 > 0:18:19LAUGHTER
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I did University Challenge once... That's true.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25The audience didn't speak. Nothing, worse than this audience.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26You're marvellous.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27LAUGHTER
0:18:27 > 0:18:30And after 20 minutes I said, "I'm sorry,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32"I'll do my best to keep going."
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And somebody said, "We are from Russia."
0:18:34 > 0:18:36And not one of them spoke any English,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38and I got more laughs then than I've got tonight.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40LAUGHTER
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Ted, you're on 63, the high-scorers are Kate and Alistair on 108.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- 44 or less keeps you in the game. - 44 or less, right.
0:18:48 > 0:18:54Again, there's two that I fancy but I'm going to go for
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Master Mate, Barnabas, Willy and Tom and I'm hoping
0:18:57 > 0:18:58that's Captain Pugwash
0:18:58 > 0:19:02because they're not the names that people always think he did have.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- They didn't have those names, did they?- No, they didn't.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07It'd have been good if they did, but they didn't.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Master Mate, Barnabas, Willy and Tom, Captain Pugwash.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Here is your red line, let's see if you can get below that
0:19:11 > 0:19:14and secure yourself a place in the next round.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Captain Pugwash, is that right, how many people said it if it is?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18Come on.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- It's right.- Woo!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Come on.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Very well done, through you go.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Still going down. 16.- Woo-hoo!- Yes!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Woo, Jim!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Great score. 79, your total, Ted.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Well done.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Well played, Ted. Good answer.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36They were persistent rumours that they had rude names, but they didn't.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- We won't say what they were. - Did they really not?
0:19:39 > 0:19:43No, they really didn't. Disappointing, isn't it? Isn't it?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- All those years! - LAUGHTER
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Katy.- Hello. - Katy, of course, you were...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Six years, you were on Blue Peter. - I was, yeah.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I always say that's the best training for Pointless.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- Just the best.- Why?
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- Cos you learn everything.- Yeah, you kind of do.- You do.- It is amazing.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I remember Anthea Turner calling it the university of television,
0:20:02 > 0:20:04cos it is, there's no other show
0:20:04 > 0:20:09where you have to do that breadth of variety of stuff within one day.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- It's madness, but brilliant. - What's the best thing you did?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Flying with the Red Arrows.- Ah! - I know, you can't pay to do it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20It was amazing. they took me to Cyprus - they go there to train
0:20:20 > 0:20:22cos the weather here is so shocking -
0:20:22 > 0:20:25to train for their summer displays.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I had to go up in a test sortie, as they call it,
0:20:27 > 0:20:31which is when they go up and basically throw the jet around
0:20:31 > 0:20:33and see if I held on to my breakfast.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36And I remember at one point, they'd just stopped giving out...
0:20:36 > 0:20:39They used to give out what they call G pants where
0:20:39 > 0:20:42they squeeze your legs so the blood doesn't all drain down and
0:20:42 > 0:20:44they'd stopped giving them to the passenger,
0:20:44 > 0:20:49so you have to tense your body every time you pulled 7G or whatever.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52And at one point, I could feel black coming in
0:20:52 > 0:20:56and total tunnel vision and there was no way I wasn't going to do
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- a full display with them so I just clenched and made it.- Now, Katy.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Yes.- Listen, you're not the highest scorers.- I know.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07You have... Yeah, if you can score seven or less, you're through.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Yes, I'm worried about that. - You might be good at this, though.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12No, because Captain Pugwash was my left-of-fielder
0:21:12 > 0:21:14that I thought would score me high.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- Do you want to talk us through the board and see if anything occurs? - Not really, no!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Dougal, Magic Roundabout. I can tell you that one.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Fenella Fellorick, never heard of the woman and Benny the Ball,
0:21:24 > 0:21:28not a clue. Ash, Misty, Gary, Brock...no.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31So I'm going to have to go with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- And that show is called Teletubbies. - Teletubbies, OK.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Here is your red line, it's quite low. There we are.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39- KATY LAUGHS - Good luck, everyone!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'd like to wish everyone luck.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Let's see if you can get down there with Teletubbies.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh, bad luck, Katy. 65.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Takes your total up to 165. - Oh!- Unlucky, Katy.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- This was a tougher board, I have to say.- Yeah.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Justin, was there a risky one you were going to go for, or was that...?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- I was going to go for the King Otto one...- Yeah?- Willo The Wisp?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Oh, I loved Willo.- Oh, it's not Willo The Wisp.- Is it not?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09No, would've scored you 100 points.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Let's go through all of these answers. The one at the bottom,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Benny the Ball, Choo Choo, Fancy-Fancy and Spook
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- is Top Cat.- Oh. - Would've scored you 18.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- KATE:- You knew that!- Oh, Benny.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Ash, Misty, Gary and Brock, a certain generation
0:22:22 > 0:22:24will tell you in one second
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- is the Pokemon.- Oh.- That would have scored you two points.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29And there's a pointless answer there.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Fenella Fellorick and friends, and it is Chorlton and the Wheelies.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Oh, the poor lady.- Very well done if you got that at home.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40At the end of our first round, I'm afraid it's Katy and Trey
0:22:40 > 0:22:42we have to say goodbye to with our high score of 165.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Thank you so much for playing. - Thank you for having us.- Thanks.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Sorry it's been brief, but it's been great.- It's been lovely. - Katy and Trey.- Thanks.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51APPLAUSE
0:22:51 > 0:22:53But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01OK, so three pairs remain.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03We have to say goodbye to another pair at the end of this round.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05That was a really tough first round.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I thought children's telly was going to be fun.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- A lot harder if you've worked in it, though.- Yeah!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Justin, very well done - yours was the lowest score with Pipkins.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Very good indeed.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Best of luck to all three pairs, our category for Round Two is...
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Music. Music.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Can you all decide in your pairs who will go first and second?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24THEY CONFER
0:23:24 > 0:23:27And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Or just continue chatting on Podium Three, if you like. Just...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36OK, lovely. Let's find out what the question is.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- LAUGHTER - ..Eurovision solo artists as they could.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Eurovision solo artists.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Well, that has fallen nicely, hasn't it?- Yeah. Well, I say music...
0:23:48 > 0:23:49LAUGHTER
0:23:49 > 0:23:52That said, though, given a children's TV presenter just got knocked out
0:23:52 > 0:23:54on a round on children's TV,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I wouldn't want to be a Eurovision entrant right about now, Kate.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00We're looking for any solo act that has represented the UK
0:24:00 > 0:24:04in the Eurovision Song Contest from 1956 all the way through to 2012, please.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- So Mark, this is fun for you, isn't it?- Ha-ha!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Any solo act represented the UK in Eurovision, Mark?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Oh, does it have to be the UK? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21Oh, we know the Kazakhstani one, Katya. Does that not count?
0:24:21 > 0:24:26- Nope, I'm afraid not.- Solo... I don't...I don't know any.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30I can't even think of a person on stage... Oh, yes, I do.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Engelbert Humperdinck. - That's the one I thought of! - Sorry, that was foolish of me.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Engelbert Humperdinck, says Mark. - What a fabulous song that was. - What a good answer that is.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- Well remembered.- Let's see if that's right. If it is, how many of our 100 people said Engelbert Humperdinck.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- It's right.- Everybody said it...oh! - No, they didn't.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Look at that, down it goes.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51- 40 people said it.- Oh!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Well done, Mark.- OK.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Hat's off to you, Mark. - Engelbert!- Engelbert!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Love Will Set You Free in 2012.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05- Came 25th, with 12 points.- Good. - 25th, Kate. Pah!
0:25:05 > 0:25:0712 points, oh!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I think I'd sooner have no points than 12.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- That's douze points, but from everybody put together.- Yeah.
0:25:13 > 0:25:19- OK, Jennie.- Oh, gosh.- Jennie.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23I'm thinking of one, but I don't know if she was a solo
0:25:23 > 0:25:25or if it was a band.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28She might have been in a band, but I'm going to say she was solo.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Samantha Janus.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Samantha Janus, or Jane-us, says Jennie. Let's see if that's right
0:25:34 > 0:25:38and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Samantha Janus.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40It's right. It's right.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Well, Engelbert scored 40.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You can score less than that with Samantha.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Down it goes...
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Look at that, brilliant, Jennie!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Woo!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Two for Samantha Janus or Jane-us.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Terrific answer, Jennie. Very well done. Very well known since then
0:25:58 > 0:26:00for playing Ronnie Mitchell in EastEnders.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Big, big, big EastEnders fan, Jennie, I have to say.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- You've got to love it, don't you? - Oh, EastEnders?- Absolutely love it.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09What a show, it just tells you about real people, real world, real lives.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Yeah. Thanks very much indeed. Now, Kate. Kate's lost,
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- lost in a world of Eurovision. - No, I'm not, I'm just absolutely amazed that you sort of didn't know
0:26:18 > 0:26:23and then you got the most brilliant answer, it's really annoying!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27But solo artists. I could go for the ones everybody knows.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Yeah.- But there is somebody and I'm not sure,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33if I just say her first name, whether I'll get it
0:26:33 > 0:26:39- or I have to say her surname, too. Sonia.- Sonia.- Ooh.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Let's find out. Is that a correct answer?
0:26:41 > 0:26:45If it is, how many of our 100 people said Sonia?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It's right. It's right.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Now, two is our lowest score so far...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Look at that, 11 for Sonia. Very well done.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Well played, Kate.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- She came second with Better The Devil You Know.- That's right.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Two, the best scorer, that pass. Jennie. Very well done.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Then up to 11 where we find Kate and Alistair, then up to 40
0:27:12 > 0:27:13when we find Mark and Ted.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16You're a little bit ahead there, but Ted, I think you're going
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- to be brilliant on this as well. - Phew...
0:27:18 > 0:27:22We need a low score either way from you to make sure you get through. Back down the line now.
0:27:22 > 0:27:28Can the second players, please, take their places at the podium?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Now then, Alistair.- Have I got to go first?- Now then, Alistair.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- You're on 11.- Yes.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35The highest scorers, Ted and Mark, currently on 40.
0:27:35 > 0:27:3828 or less sees you into the Head-To-Head round.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Mm. Well, I'm torn as well because I don't know many,
0:27:41 > 0:27:42music is not my strong point.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- AS GARY BARLOW:- I was hoping I was not going to get any music questions
0:27:45 > 0:27:49because all I know about music is Gary Barlow talks really slowly
0:27:49 > 0:27:51when he talks and always sounds like he's about to...
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- AS CRAIG CASH:- ..turn into Dave from The Royle Family, don't he, Barbara?
0:27:55 > 0:27:59- RESUMES OWN VOICE:- That's all I know about music. I'm tempted by a really left-field one.
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- KATE GASPS - No!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03But I don't think I should risk it!
0:28:03 > 0:28:07Something tells me...so I might play safe and hoping that all
0:28:07 > 0:28:09the people you asked were under the age of 30
0:28:09 > 0:28:11and go for Sandie Shaw.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Sandie Shaw, says Alistair. Here's your red line. If you get below that with Sandie Shaw,
0:28:15 > 0:28:17you're definitely in the Head-ToHead.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:28:19 > 0:28:21let's see how me people said Sandie Shaw.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23It's right.
0:28:25 > 0:28:2858.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Puppet On A String.- 69, your total.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33She came first, Sandie Shaw with Puppet On A String, of course.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36People have long memories, it seems.
0:28:36 > 0:28:40Thanks very much. Now, Justin. 69 is now the highest score.
0:28:40 > 0:28:45Look at you on two. Look at you! 66 or less is all you have to score.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47You've got an answer, surely,
0:28:47 > 0:28:50but you're trying to think of a better one than that
0:28:50 > 0:28:52cos I can think of that one.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Yeah, and there's two that I can think of that are dead obvious.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58But I think 95 people will have said that
0:28:58 > 0:29:00and now I'm thinking the person I'm thinking of
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- was in a band so...- Ah, yeah.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06She was in a band but I'm not sure whether she was in a band
0:29:06 > 0:29:08- when she represented the Eurovision.- Well...
0:29:08 > 0:29:12There's such an easy way to find out! LAUGHTER
0:29:13 > 0:29:19- Oh, gosh!- But I'll just play it safe and hope for the best and say...
0:29:19 > 0:29:21- Cliff Richard. - ALEXANDER SIGHS
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- Cliff Richard. - She wasn't in a band, was she?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26LAUGHTER
0:29:26 > 0:29:30There is your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the Head-To-Head.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- Oh, no, I shouldn't have done that. - Let's see if Cliff Richard gets you down there.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Cliff Richard.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39It's right.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Ooh, look at that, it's not bad. 69.
0:29:41 > 0:29:46- Oh!- 69, takes your total up to 71.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47JENNIE GROANS
0:29:47 > 0:29:51- You're two ahead of Alistair and Kate, they're definitely through.- Played it too safe.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55Yes, he came second and third. I'll ask you what your other answer might have been at the end of the pass.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Played that too safe.- Well, maybe not. Ted has got to go now.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02I've got two and I've got to get... We've got 40...
0:30:02 > 0:30:04Tell us what your two are, you can do all your thinking out loud.
0:30:04 > 0:30:10Well, it doesn't matter, does it? Lulu did Boom Bang-a-Bang.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14I'm going to go way back and hope that this...
0:30:14 > 0:30:18- I'm going for it, mate.- Go for your life, mate.- We'll have a beer...- Go way back.
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- We'll blow the froth off a few if we don't get it.- You know it, mate.
0:30:22 > 0:30:26I'm going to say, a blast from the past, Ronnie Carroll.
0:30:26 > 0:30:28JUSTIN APPLAUDS
0:30:28 > 0:30:30- Ronnie Carroll... Oh, Justin likes that.- KATE:- It's a good 'un.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Justin, who could only think of Cliff Richard, thinks that's
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- a great answer! - I'm just saying that in case it is.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39If it's not, I'll go, "Ha-ha-ha!"
0:30:39 > 0:30:43Ronnie Carroll, says Ted. That's your red line.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Ronnie Carroll, let's find out if that's right
0:30:45 > 0:30:48and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 said Ronnie Carroll.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51It's right, Ted. Look at that.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- This is going right down. - Come on.- You're going down.
0:30:54 > 0:30:55- Pointless.- Get in there.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56And it's through to the next round.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59And it's pointless! Very well done indeed, Ted.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:01 > 0:31:04That's a pointless answer, it adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:31:04 > 0:31:07takes the total up to £2,750.
0:31:07 > 0:31:12It scores you nothing, it leaves your total at 40,
0:31:12 > 0:31:15and it sees you through to the Head-To-Head. Very well done indeed.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Brilliant work, Ted. Came fourth twice in 1962 and 1963
0:31:19 > 0:31:22so that's a terrific answer. Justin, what would you have gone for if you'd taken a risk?
0:31:22 > 0:31:25I played too safe. I might've gone for Lulu.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Lulu would've scored you 45, would've seen you safely through.
0:31:28 > 0:31:29Yeah, and then I was thinking Katrina.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- No, it's Katrina and the Waves, I'm afraid. - Is it? See, that's what I was...
0:31:33 > 0:31:37let's take a look at the pointless answers, the ones that none of our 100 people said.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39You could've had Bryan Johnson who sang
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Looking High, High, High Looking Low, Low, Low. That was his.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Daz Sampson who sang Teenage Life, Emma, you could've had.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46Very well done if you said Emma.
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Frances Ruffelle as well. Imaani, who came second.
0:31:50 > 0:31:54Javine, Javine Hylton would've been a pointless answer.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Jessica Garlick, she came joint third in 2002,
0:31:56 > 0:31:59the best we did in the Noughties. Josh Dubovie, he became last
0:31:59 > 0:32:02and there's Matt Monro as well, which is a terrific answer.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Let's take a look at the top three, we've already heard them.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08It is Lulu, 45, Sandie Shaw, 58 and Cliff Richard, 69.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- Way, way, way in the lead, Justin! - Thanks very much.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15At the end of that round, I'm afraid, Justin and Jennie, we have to say goodbye.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- Oh!- Jennie, with Samantha Janus there with your two,
0:32:18 > 0:32:21you were riding high on the hog halfway through that round
0:32:21 > 0:32:23and Justin, with your safe Cliff Richard.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25In you come.
0:32:25 > 0:32:28- That's first time I have ever been cautious in my life!- It was right,
0:32:28 > 0:32:34- it's good to be cautious. - It means we've got to say goodbye to you. It's not fair.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Will you come back and play again, please, another time?
0:32:36 > 0:32:38- Yeah.- Can we?- Course!
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- BOTH:- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44- Tomorrow, let's do it tomorrow! - Yes!- Not for a bit.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46We ring each other when it's on every night
0:32:46 > 0:32:48- and talk it through.- Yeah.
0:32:48 > 0:32:53We're massive fans. These don't even like the show.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54LAUGHTER
0:32:54 > 0:32:56They genuinely don't like the show.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59- We're here cos we like it. - Too late!- Get off!- Red card!
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Justin, Jennie, it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Lovely contestants, Justin and Jennie.- Thank you.- Pleasure.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:06 > 0:33:10But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for the Head-To-Head.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Congratulations, Mark and Ted, Kate and Alistair.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21You're now one step closer to the final with a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands
0:33:21 > 0:33:22at £2,750.
0:33:22 > 0:33:26APPLAUSE
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Now, to decide who's going to play for that money,
0:33:28 > 0:33:30you'll now go head-to-head.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32The difference is you're now allowed to chat.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35You can confer before you give your answer and the first pair
0:33:35 > 0:33:37to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40this has never happened in Pointless before - it's a Robbins-off!
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Robbins on Robbins...
0:33:42 > 0:33:44We've often been told that, but never to our faces.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47There you are, it's a brother/sister...
0:33:47 > 0:33:50I'm happy for him if he wins.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- That's such a lie.- That's a lie!
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Listen, Ted - you are the star of the show. Ronnie Carroll!
0:33:56 > 0:33:57A pointless answer!
0:33:57 > 0:34:01- You must have guessed, the Robbins' are a showbiz family.- Yeah.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Even the sewing machine was a Singer.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:34:05 > 0:34:06- You never lose it!- That's lovely.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09Best of luck to both pairs, let's play the Head-To-Head.
0:34:14 > 0:34:18OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:34:18 > 0:34:22Cities At Night. Cities At Night. Richard.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24We're going to show you five pictures now of world cities
0:34:24 > 0:34:27but taken at night. Can you identify the cities, please?
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Very best of luck.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Let's reveal our five cities at night and here they are.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32We have got...
0:34:49 > 0:34:51There we are, five cities at night.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Mark and Ted, you played best throughout the show so far so you get to go first.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56THEY CONFER
0:34:56 > 0:35:00- We're going to go for E, yeah? - Yes.- Seattle.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04E, Seattle. E, Seattle.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Kate and Alistair, the rest of the board is yours. Talk us through it.
0:35:07 > 0:35:10- A is Athens.- B is definitely New York, everyone will know that.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Don't go for that one. Go for Athens, I think.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Because we're not sure of C, D or E.- True, true.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18- We have to go for A, Athens. - OK, you're going to say A, Athens.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20So we have Seattle and we have Athens.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24Mark and Ted said Seattle, let's see if that's right and how many people said Seattle, if it is right.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27And it is right.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Ooh, Seattle, that's a good answer.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32Look at that, down it goes to 18.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Well done, Mark and Ted.
0:35:34 > 0:35:36APPLAUSE
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- ALISTAIR:- We're 1-0 down. - I think we're 1-0 down.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42- I love Kate saying, "Ted wouldn't have known that."- He wouldn't!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44"Ted would never have known Seattle."
0:35:44 > 0:35:46- TED:- She was right! - He knows lots of things
0:35:46 > 0:35:48but he doesn't know the States.
0:35:48 > 0:35:51OK, Kate and Alistair have said Athens for A.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Athens.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00It's right, is it going to go anywhere near 18?
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Still going down...
0:36:01 > 0:36:0224, not bad.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04That was close.
0:36:07 > 0:36:11Very well done, Mark and Ted. After one question, you're up 1-0.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Well played, Mark and Ted. Good little team, aren't they?
0:36:13 > 0:36:15- Yeah.- Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18B, you were right, is New York but would've scored more points,
0:36:18 > 0:36:20would've scored you 37.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23- C, that everyone was having trouble with...- Singapore? - That's Dubai.- Dubai.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26That's the Burj Khalifa there. 27 points.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29And D, it's not Singapore, it's not Hong Kong,
0:36:29 > 0:36:31but you're not a million miles away, it's London(!)
0:36:31 > 0:36:33- SIGHING KATE:- What?!
0:36:33 > 0:36:37- And that would've scored you 41 points.- Thanks very much.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39Here comes your second question.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Kate and Alistair, you get to answer this one first.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43But you have to win it to stay in the game. Best of luck.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45It concerns...
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Coffee.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50- Coffee, Richard.- We'll show you five anagrams now
0:36:50 > 0:36:53of the types of coffee drink you might find in any normal coffee shop.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Can you unscramble them and give us the most obscure answer? Good luck.
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five coffee anagrams
0:36:58 > 0:37:01and here they come. We have got...
0:37:16 > 0:37:19Kate and Alistair, you will go first.
0:37:19 > 0:37:20THEY CONFER
0:37:20 > 0:37:23- ALISTAIR:- As a non-coffee drinker, this is really tricky for me.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26We can see three so we're going to go with
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- that top one, are we?- SEES PROS. - Yeah.- ESPRESSO.
0:37:29 > 0:37:34ESPRESSO, say Kate and Alistair. ESPRESSO. Now, Mark and Ted?
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- Number two, AMERICANO.- AMERICANO, say Mark and Ted. AMERICANOs.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42So we have ESPRESSO from Kate and Alistair and AMERICANO from Mark and Ted.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44ESPRESSO, let's see if that's right
0:37:44 > 0:37:46and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49It is right.
0:37:53 > 0:37:5438.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59- I don't think we're going to do it. - Mm.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02And from Mark and Ted, we have AMERICANO, let's see
0:38:02 > 0:38:03if that's right and if it is,
0:38:03 > 0:38:05how many of our 100 people said AMERICANO.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09That's right.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Is it going to beat 38?
0:38:10 > 0:38:13- Yes, it is!- Boom-ah! - Very well done indeed.- Bad luck.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14APPLAUSE
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Sorry, Sis. - Very well done, Mark and Ted.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20This means, after only two questions, you're through to the final.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23- 2-0, very well done indeed. - Very well played, Mark and Ted.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25Let's fill in the rest of this board.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27CUP CAP ICON, I think everyone knew, was CAPPUCCINO.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Would've scored too many points, though. Would've scored you 84.
0:38:30 > 0:38:34MAC OH is MOCHA, that would've scored you 66.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Now, ITS ROTTER, this is an espresso
0:38:36 > 0:38:37with slightly less water.
0:38:37 > 0:38:39- It's a RISTRETTO.- Never heard of it.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43If you knew that, it's a pointless answer. No-one else had ever heard of it as well.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Thank you. The pair leaving us at the end of the Head-To-Head round, I'm afraid it's Kate and Alistair.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- I'm sorry.- Oh, I was so enjoying it. - Beaten by coffee.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52And you did so well.
0:38:52 > 0:38:54To my brother! And an Oz!
0:38:54 > 0:38:56LAUGHTER Come on!
0:38:56 > 0:39:01- AS ROY HODGSON:- Being the England manager at a football tournament, being here today, you come here,
0:39:01 > 0:39:03you hope you're going to get to the final,
0:39:03 > 0:39:04you hope to win and lift the trophy
0:39:04 > 0:39:07but at the end, you know that if the opposition ask you some
0:39:07 > 0:39:11difficult questions early on, you're going to go home very early indeed
0:39:11 > 0:39:12so we have got to the semifinal stage
0:39:12 > 0:39:15and I think, you know, for a country like us, that's not bad at all.
0:39:15 > 0:39:19- MARK: I think you're right. - Thank you very much indeed, Kate and Alistair.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21APPLAUSE
0:39:21 > 0:39:24But for Mark and Ted, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30Congratulations, Mark and Ted.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32You've fought off all the competition
0:39:32 > 0:39:34and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35- Oh!- Oh, brilliant!
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.- Come on.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,750.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49APPLAUSE
0:39:49 > 0:39:51You've done so well. You really have.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Mark, the first two rounds, really tough for you.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59Kids' TV and then UK entrants for Eurovision...
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- And Eurovision I don't care anything about.- He wasn't
0:40:02 > 0:40:05allowed in Europe for the best part of his life.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08- There we are!- But I'm glad Engelbert came to me, really.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Thank you, Engelbert.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- And Ronnie Corbett.- Ronnie Carroll!
0:40:13 > 0:40:17Yeah, Ronnie Carroll. But then you had your moment with Seattle.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19That was great.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24- It's been proper teamwork.- May I just say that I feel really mean
0:40:24 > 0:40:27beating my little sister in the semifinal!
0:40:27 > 0:40:29LAUGHTER
0:40:29 > 0:40:32As always, you start this round off by choosing a category.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35You have four options to choose from, and here they are.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37- You've got Italy...- Italy...
0:40:37 > 0:40:39- ..literary awards...- Oh.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41..London 2012, Tom Cruise.
0:40:41 > 0:40:43Italy, I know nothing about.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- I know less about Tom Cruise. - Same here.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48So, if you want to go literary awards, I'll understand.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- London 2012, I did follow it pretty close.- Did you? London 2012?
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- I watched it, yeah.- Yeah. - Let's go for it, shall we?
0:40:56 > 0:40:59- What do you reckon?- Let's give it a go.- Come on.- Go for it.- Come on.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- OK, London 2012 it is.- That's the one.- Best of luck. Richard.
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Here are your three options.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06You can take your answers from any one of these, guys.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09We are looking for the name of any of the seven British Olympic Heroes
0:41:09 > 0:41:12who passed the torch to the young athletes at the Olympic
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Opening Ceremony, any of those seven.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18We are looking for any of the 12 GB Olympians who won gold
0:41:18 > 0:41:21on Super Saturday, that was the 4th of August, or we are looking for
0:41:21 > 0:41:23any sport - not individual events,
0:41:23 > 0:41:25but any sport - in which Team GB
0:41:25 > 0:41:27won one or more Paralympic medals, please.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30So any of the seven British Olympic Heroes at the Opening Ceremony,
0:41:30 > 0:41:33any Team GB Olympians who won gold on Super Saturday
0:41:33 > 0:41:36or any sports in which Team GB won one or more Paralympic medals.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Very, very best of luck.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:41:41 > 0:41:44All you need to win that jackpot for your chosen charities
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- is to find just one pointless answer.- Team GB...
0:41:47 > 0:41:51- Remember the answers you give can come from any of these three.- Good.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53It can be all three from one category,
0:41:53 > 0:41:55it could be one from each, two from one, one from another.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59- It's completely up to you. Are you ready?- OK.- Yes.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock,
0:42:01 > 0:42:03there they are. Your time starts now.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07Paralympic medals, what about rugby? You know, wheelchair rugby?
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Yeah, but I don't know if they won a medal in that.- I think they did.- But I...- Go on.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14But I think it's a good one because I think the show jumping team...
0:42:14 > 0:42:18- Yes, they definitely won, didn't they?- They did.- Show jumping...
0:42:18 > 0:42:21- Er...- What was the name of the board...the long jumper
0:42:21 > 0:42:24- on Super Saturday? - With the red hair?- Yeah.
0:42:24 > 0:42:28- Richardson, er, William... Oh, what was his name? - Him, I don't...
0:42:28 > 0:42:30- Everyone will be thinking this. - Yeah.
0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Because everybody knows Mo Farah. - Yeah, and Jessica.- Jessica Ennis.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36- And the long jumper bloke. - Oh, what's his name?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Seven British... There was Steve Redgrave.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Who were the other British Olympic Heroes?
0:42:42 > 0:42:44- Was it Mary Peters, what she one of them?- Yes.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47- Let's say Mary Peters for that one.- OK, Mary Peters.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- Erm...- Erm...
0:42:50 > 0:42:53- Come on, 13 seconds.- Right, show jumping...- Mary Peters...
0:42:53 > 0:42:54Ten seconds left.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57- ..Mary Peters and... - Oh, what was his name?
0:42:57 > 0:42:59Let's have another Paralympic game, OK?
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- Which we'll think of in the next two seconds.- Erm...
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- OK, that's your time up. - It wasn't the volleyball, was it?
0:43:06 > 0:43:09I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?
0:43:09 > 0:43:11We're going to give you, the first one,
0:43:11 > 0:43:14one of the British Olympic Heroes was, I hope, Dame Mary Peters.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16- Mary Peters.- Yep.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19And the two, we're going to give you teams which GB won medals,
0:43:19 > 0:43:20not necessarily gold...
0:43:20 > 0:43:24- Show jumping.- Show jumping. - Show jumping and you said archery.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27- Archery.- And archery. - Yeah.- OK, there we are.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:30 > 0:43:31Let's say Mary Peters.
0:43:31 > 0:43:35We'll put Mary Peters last, which is your least likely to be pointless?
0:43:35 > 0:43:39- I think archery.- Yeah.- Archery, so archery, show jumping, Mary Peters.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Thank you. We got there in the end.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Let's put those answers up on the board and here they are.
0:43:44 > 0:43:49We have got archery, show jumping and Mary Peters.
0:43:49 > 0:43:54- Very, very best of luck.- Thank you. - Your first answer was archery.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- Yeah.- Now, if this is correct and it's pointless,
0:43:57 > 0:43:59you will win £2,750 for your charities.
0:43:59 > 0:44:03- What's your charity, Mark? - Brilliant. Well, my charity's in Hove, Brighton and Hove City
0:44:03 > 0:44:05where I'm from and they're The Martlets,
0:44:05 > 0:44:08The Martlets hospice who do lovely palliative work care
0:44:08 > 0:44:11for people at the end of their life, wonderful organisation
0:44:11 > 0:44:13and I hope we get the money for them.
0:44:13 > 0:44:14Good stuff.
0:44:14 > 0:44:18APPLAUSE
0:44:18 > 0:44:20Ted, how about you?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23I'm an honorary El Presidente of an animal sanctuary
0:44:23 > 0:44:27in Lancashire called The Bleakholt Animal Sanctuary
0:44:27 > 0:44:30- which is a name straight out of Dickens, isn't it?- It's great!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32They take animals in, in terrible conditions sometimes.
0:44:32 > 0:44:36They always look after them and they rely entirely on donations so it's going to them.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39- Very good indeed. Two very good charities there.- Come on.
0:44:39 > 0:44:40APPLAUSE
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Let's hope at least one of those is pointless
0:44:45 > 0:44:47and you'll win that money for your charities.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49Your first answer, as I say, was archery.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51Let's find out for £2,750
0:44:51 > 0:44:55if that was a Paralympic medal-winning sport.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00- Yes, it was.- Come on.- Medals. - Yes, it was.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03If this goes all the way down to zero, you will leave here with
0:45:03 > 0:45:05that £2,750 for your charities.
0:45:05 > 0:45:08It's going down through the teens, still going down...
0:45:08 > 0:45:10- Six.- Oh!
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Six for archery.
0:45:12 > 0:45:16- Not bad, mate.- Which you thought was probably your least likely to be pointless.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19- Six people got it. Still looking very good.- It is.
0:45:19 > 0:45:20Looking very strong indeed.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24Your second answer was show jumping and again this obviously has to be correct,
0:45:24 > 0:45:27then pointless for you to win that jackpot for £2,750.
0:45:27 > 0:45:32Was show jumping a Paralympic medal-winning sport?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34Oh, no, no!
0:45:34 > 0:45:39- We didn't get a medal.- We did get a medal, didn't we? In the dressage.
0:45:39 > 0:45:42- I'll explain at the end, guys. - Oh, I see. We've got to call it the right thing.
0:45:42 > 0:45:46So everything is now riding on your third and final answer.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- You can take the boy out of Australia... - LAUGHTER
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- Everything is now riding on Mary Peters. - MARK SIGHS
0:45:53 > 0:45:56Let's find out. If this is correct and it is pointless,
0:45:56 > 0:45:58you will win that jackpot, £2,750.
0:45:58 > 0:46:02Was Mary Peters one of the Olympic Heroes at the Opening Ceremony?
0:46:05 > 0:46:07Yes, she was.
0:46:07 > 0:46:09OK, so your first answer was archery which took us
0:46:09 > 0:46:11all the way down to six.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13The second answer, show jumping, was incorrect
0:46:13 > 0:46:15but your third answer is bang on the money. Down it goes,
0:46:15 > 0:46:17still in single figures...
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Three for Mary Peters!
0:46:18 > 0:46:20AUDIENCE GROANS, THEN APPLAUSE
0:46:20 > 0:46:24- Ah, well.- Good job, mate.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26Two fantastic answers out of those three, though.
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Two brilliant low scores. You'd be thrilled with that, any other stage of the game.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33- We're only interested in pointless answers.- Of course.
0:46:33 > 0:46:35Unfortunately you didn't manage to find one which means
0:46:35 > 0:46:37you don't win today's jackpot for your charities
0:46:37 > 0:46:40but as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate £500
0:46:40 > 0:46:42to each pair for their respective charities.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46- We've loved having you on the show.- Fantastic.- Remember, you get a Pointless trophy each
0:46:46 > 0:46:48- so it hasn't all been in vain. - No, brilliant.- That's great.
0:46:48 > 0:46:51- Thank you. Thank you, Rich. - Thank you so much.
0:46:51 > 0:46:52APPLAUSE
0:46:52 > 0:46:54- Thank you.- Thanks, guys.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57You played terrifically well throughout.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00You've acted the jokers but every answer's been terrific
0:47:00 > 0:47:02and you did very well in that final round.
0:47:02 > 0:47:04I'll give you the pointless answers here.
0:47:04 > 0:47:07Hopefully there's nothing that rings a bell for you.
0:47:07 > 0:47:10The seven British Olympic Heroes, there's only one pointless answer.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12That was the sailor, Shirley Robertson.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14The other Heroes were Lynn Davies and Duncan Goodhew,
0:47:14 > 0:47:16both would've scored one. We've already had Mary Peters.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18Kelly Holmes would've scored you 12.
0:47:18 > 0:47:21Steve Redgrave, 31. Daley Thompson, 13.
0:47:21 > 0:47:25Let's take a look at the Team GB Olympians who won those golds.
0:47:25 > 0:47:28- Greg Rutherford was the long jumper you were thinking of. - Greg!- Sorry, Greg.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31- He would've scored you nine points. - No good, anyway.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34Andrew Triggs Hodge who won for the men's coxless four,
0:47:34 > 0:47:36as did Pete Reed, as did Alex Gregory and Tom James as well.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37All of those were pointless.
0:47:37 > 0:47:42Katherine Copeland and Sophie Hosking won for the women's double sculls, they were both pointless answers.
0:47:42 > 0:47:46The three members of the women's cycling pursuit team, Laura Trott, Joanna Rowsell and Dani King,
0:47:46 > 0:47:49all of those were pointless as well. Well done if you said those.
0:47:49 > 0:47:52The sports in which we won one or more Paralympic medals,
0:47:52 > 0:47:54it was equestrian we were looking for, would've scored 15 points.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57It's just the dressage, unfortunately.
0:47:57 > 0:47:58There's no show jumping.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Boccia, powerlifting would've been a pointless answer
0:48:01 > 0:48:02and table tennis as well.
0:48:02 > 0:48:07So very well done if you got any of those at home. Tough luck in the studio. You played terrifically.
0:48:07 > 0:48:08Two great charities as well.
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Mark and Ted,
0:48:11 > 0:48:15but we have loved having you here, thank you for so much playing. Great contestants, Mark and Ted.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17- APPLAUSE - Thank you very much.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21Join us again when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:21 > 0:48:22- It's goodbye from Richard... - Goodbye.
0:48:22 > 0:48:25..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:25 > 0:48:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE