0:00:13 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30and a very warm welcome to this celebrity edition of Pointless,
0:00:30 > 0:00:34the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet our Pointless celebrities.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Couple number one. - Hi, I'm Jodie Prenger and I've shown the nation my Nancy.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:00:50 > 0:00:54And I'm Gary Wilmot and I saw her Nancy and it was spectacular.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Couple number two.- Hi, I'm Richard Blackwood, I play Donkey in Shrek
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and I'm now in Still Waters, a movie that's coming out,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07and this is Danielle Hope and she is in Les Mis.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10APPLAUSE
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Couple number three. - Hi, I'm Ben Foster,
0:01:14 > 0:01:19currently playing Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar international arena tour and...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I am Paul Nicholas and I played Jesus
0:01:22 > 0:01:27in the original production of Jesus Christ Superstar in 1972.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE
0:01:31 > 0:01:33And couple number four.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Hi, I'm Kerry Ellis and I'm currently working on my own one-woman show.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41APPLAUSE
0:01:41 > 0:01:44And I'm Tim Rice and I'm afraid I wrote the words for Jesus Christ Superstar,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48and you two guys, both brilliant. Thank you very much.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52APPLAUSE
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- And these are today's contestants. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:55 > 0:01:58We'll find out more about you throughout the show.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05- He's large and he's in charge, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. - Hiya.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hi, everyone. Hiya.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- This is going to be fun, isn't it? - Isn't it?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17We've often done these celebrity shows and actually having stars of musical theatre,
0:02:17 > 0:02:21genuinely it's one of those occasions where you're slightly in awe of the talent in the room.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Musical theatre is one of those things where there is no hiding place.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28If you get to the top in that business, you are properly good.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Won't help you today, but... LAUGHTER
0:02:30 > 0:02:34..it is genuinely the case. Genuinely lovely to have you all here.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39And great that we've got Ben, who plays Jesus, and then Paul says, "I was the original Jesus."
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I had no idea!- Then Tim who says, "I wrote Jesus!"- Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Two for the price of one. - That's amazing.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Just to warn you, Tim, I think you might be our first... Is Tim our first Sir ever on the show?
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- I think he might be.- That's quite impressive, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Anyway, we're going to be pitching at you later.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- We've got a little idea for a musical.- Oh, yeah.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- LAUGHTER - Terrific.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08No pressure, but you are our guest, so...
0:03:08 > 0:03:12If you want to put a show on, I hope I won't be out in the first round.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- LAUGHTER - Yay!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Round one is the lyrics of Sir Tim Rice.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- LAUGHTER - Yes!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Thanks, Richard. All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42As today's show is a celebrity special, each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:42 > 0:03:45so we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE
0:03:55 > 0:04:00So in this first round, I want an answer from each of you, but there is to be no conferring.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04At the end of the round, whichever pair has the highest score will be heading home.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07OK, our first category today is...
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Words. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26We gave 100 people 100 seconds
0:04:26 > 0:04:33to name as many words ending in "are" as they could. A-R-E. Richard.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38We're looking for any word that has its own entry in the Oxford English Dictionary that ends in "are".
0:04:38 > 0:04:42As always, no hyphenated words, no proper nouns, no trademarks.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45So any word ending "are". Very best of luck to everyone.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Thanks. Now then, Jodie and Gary, you all drew lots before the show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- You are going first today.- Yes.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56This is always tough. The first person to kick off a words round. You have the least time to think.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Now then, Jodie, you have been Nancy.- I have, yes.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03And you won it in front of the nation on I'd Do Anything.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- That was such a dodgy name for a show.- Oliver?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Not Oliver, I'd Do Anything.- Oh!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Now, what are you thinking of? - Oh, do you know, it's kind of...
0:05:14 > 0:05:19I think probably people would go with the obvious and I'd say the unobvious may be care.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Care, says Jodie. Care.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Is it right? How many people... I think we know it's right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26How many people said care?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Is it right.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- 67, Jodie. - APPLAUSE
0:05:33 > 0:05:37That's a high score. But a nice word.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Yeah, very tough on that first podium. Good to get a correct answer.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Mm.- This is the point where I have to define what care means.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- You know what care means.- Yeah.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It means, like, to care. LAUGHTER
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Like you do.- To hug and to love.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- There you go.- Jodie our thesaurus on podium one there. Brilliant.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Thank you.- You're welcome. - We might be coming back to you.- OK.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Danielle, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.- Hi.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Now then, you also won your role in front of the nation
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- in Over The Rainbow.- Yes.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12How was that? How many weeks did you do that for?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I think it was about 12 weeks in total.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- And what are you doing at the moment? You're in Les Mis? - Yes, I'm playing Eponine in Les Mis.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I've been there about ten months now. It's just been the most amazing time.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yeah. Fabulous. Now then, Danielle, a word ending "are".
0:06:26 > 0:06:30OK. Erm, I'm going to go for beware.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Beware, says Danielle. Beware. Let's see if that's right.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38Again, I'm pretty sure it is. Let's see how many of our 100 people said beware.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's right. 67 our high score at the moment.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You've whizzed past that. Beware...
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- ..finishes at 18. Well done. - APPLAUSE
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Well played, Danielle. Be cautious and aware of risks and danger and what have you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Beware.- Beware.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Ben.- Hi.- The younger of our two Jesuses on podium three there.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Are you busy doing the arena tour at the moment?
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yeah, we're actually in the international arena tour,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- so we're about to go to Australia. - Wow.- Which is very exciting.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Fantastic! How long's that been going on for?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21We started last October in the O2,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- so it's been quite a journey.- Wow.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26What incredible places you must be playing, as well.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31It's amazing to do arenas, as a theatre performer, to get the opportunity to do that is amazing.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34OK, Ben, we're looking for words ending in "are".
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- What are you going to go for? - I'm scared. I've got two words in my head
0:07:37 > 0:07:40and they're both a risk cos I'm trying to get as low as possible,
0:07:40 > 0:07:44and I don't know whether I've got the right spelling. I'm not a very good speller.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48One's a French word, I think,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51and it might be finished in a different way,
0:07:51 > 0:07:54but I might say flambare.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Flambare.- No, no, no, no.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Flambare. Erm, Ben...- I just said it out loud and I think it's wrong.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06Well, we'll find out. Flambare. Let's see, is it right, and if it is, how many people said flambare?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Ben, I'm so sorry!- Sorry.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16Bad luck. An incorrect answer, I'm afraid, which scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Yeah, unlucky. It's flambe, which would be...- Flambe.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21As soon as I said it, I was like...
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Exactly. We need you to rise again somehow on the second pass.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- I'll try. - LAUGHTER
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Kerry.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Hello.- Kerry, welcome. Are there any shows you haven't been in?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- SHE LAUGHS - Er, there are still some. - There are a couple.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44But you are a doyenne. You've been in all the big shows.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I have done one or two, yes.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50My Fair Lady, Wicked, We Will Rock You, Les Mis.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- And Oliver, as well. - Yes. I do still have to pinch myself
0:08:54 > 0:08:57that I get to work with these amazing people.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It's just crazy and I'm very fortunate.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Fantastic. Now, what we need from you, Kerry, is a word ending in "are".
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Might not be so fortunate on this programme,
0:09:06 > 0:09:10but I'm going to go with something I think a bit safe,
0:09:10 > 0:09:12but let's hope people have said it. I'm going to go for rare.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Rare. Well, let's hope it is. Let's see how many of our 100 people said rare.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- It's right.- At least somebody said it.- Well, 18 is our lowest score.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- 46. 46 for rare. - APPLAUSE
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- Didn't need to take any risks there, given the other scores, so well played.- Thanks, Richard.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38And nicely sidestepped having to define rare.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Rare means it doesn't happen often.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43It doesn't happen often, no, you usually give one every single answer.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's something you can do to beef that's not flambeing.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51- LAUGHTER - Oh, see? I'm going to be a laughing stock.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53LAUGHTER
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Thanks. We're halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59The best score of that pass was yours, Danielle. Very well done. 18.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Lovely low score, especially in the context of 46, Kerry and Tim,
0:10:03 > 0:10:0867, Jodie and Gary, and then 100, I'm afraid, Ben and Paul.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Paul, you never know, there might be another 100 scored in the round.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15But if we have a really low score from you, it might be enough to see you through to the next round.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- I doubt if that will happen, but... - Well, it may!
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Best of luck. We'll come back down the line. Second players, take your places.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Now then, Tim, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34I mean, my goodness. Proper West End royalty, Tim.
0:10:34 > 0:10:42- Mm.- Amazing. You have not only been behind some of the big names in the modern musical
0:10:42 > 0:10:45but also you've won Grammy Awards, you've won Oscars,
0:10:45 > 0:10:49you've won Tonys, you've won all sorts of things. Fabulous to have you here.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Of all the things you have done,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55which is the thing you think is the most... the thing you look back on with the most pride?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- In the theatre?- Yeah.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Erm, I don't know. I suppose starting off, really.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Getting something recorded.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Just a song being recorded.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09So that would take me back to 1965
0:11:09 > 0:11:13when I had a single which still hasn't made the charts...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- LAUGHTER - It's not too late. You can download it now.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- LAUGHTER - It's called That's My Story by The Night Shift.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- I'm afraid my song was their entire career.- Ah.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I would like to apologise publicly to The Night Shift
0:11:27 > 0:11:29for finishing their career prematurely.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33So, Tim, we would like a word ending "are".
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Now, sometimes in these rounds, there are pointless words.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40And you've had a little bit of time. I have a feeling you might...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, the thing is, you do get very nervous up here,
0:11:43 > 0:11:47especially as I'm meant to be a words man. I'm terrified of spelling underwear wrong or something.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'm going to play moderately safe and go for unaware.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Unaware, says Tim. Unaware.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57The high scorers are Paul and Ben on 100, you're on 46,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00so you want to be scoring 53 or less. There's your red line.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05If you get below that, you are through to round two. How many of our 100 people said unaware?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Very well done.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- Seven! Best score of the round so far, Tim. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- That was pretty professionally done that, wasn't it?- Yes.
0:12:26 > 0:12:32Solid as a rock, straight through to round two. We were thinking, Sir Tim,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35there might be some mileage in Pointless The Musical.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Yes.- What do you think?- Actually, you know, there could be, I think.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Anything that's got a great popular fan base, as you two guys clearly have.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I know Xander can sing brilliantly. He's a great singer.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I've sung duets with him in my time and I've been outclassed.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Amazing.- No!- And I can see you as a dancer, Richard.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Yeah, well... - So choreography, vocals,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- it's all there. - I do a lot of modern and jazz dance. My tap isn't what it was.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08But you know what? It's not bad. Give me a couple of weeks in the Pineapple Studios,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- I'll get that up to speed.- Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15But I was thinking maybe Paul Nicholas to play Xander. I think that would be good.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I would be... To play me, Denzel Washington.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Tom Cruise, I think. - That's interesting.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Yeah!- Tom Cruise standing on Brad Pitt's shoulders.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:30 > 0:13:34You see, it genuinely takes a wordsmith to finally describe me perfectly.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Yeah.- He's absolutely got me to a tee.- Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- We've got some songs, haven't we? - Yeah.- I've got a haunting ballad
0:13:40 > 0:13:45called And By Country I Mean A Sovereign State That's A Member Of The UN In Its Own Right.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- That comes back and back and back. - Yeah, it's got the refrain.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- You know how that works.- Beautiful.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58And at the end, It's Goodbye From Me, which is a plaintive number, isn't it?
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Yeah. And you say, "And it's goodbye from Richard" and I say, "Goodbye."
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And the whole place just falls apart.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Just has people weeping... It hasn't happened yet,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- but that's roughly what's going to happen, isn't it?- Yeah, pretty much.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Oh, there's the bawdy There's Your Red Line.- Yeah.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- There's Your Red Line number, which is... - LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- The old red line.- Yeah.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25I've got My Laptop Isn't Really On, that's another song from it. LAUGHTER
0:14:25 > 0:14:28So it sounds like Sir Tim is very much in.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- I'm in for it. - Paul, you're in for playing Xander?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yes! Whoever Xander is, I'll play him.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38LAUGHTER
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Thanks, Richard. Now, Paul.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Yes.- Welcome to Pointless. - Thank you.- Great to have you.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Now, for heavens sake, your career.
0:14:45 > 0:14:51- You started off in Hair. I can't remember when that was.- 1968.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- The original cast of Hair. - Yes. But after Hair,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- I went and did, as we said earlier, Jesus Christ Superstar.- Yep.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01And things have been downhill ever since, really.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03LAUGHTER
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- I don't mean that.- Hardly.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- And Just Good Friends, of course. - Yes.- Very, very popular sitcom in the 80s.- Yes.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14And now there are Paul Nicholas academies around the place.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Yes, I did a... I think those kind of schools are very good for young kids.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23Not every kid is great at spelling or maths,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and I'm about to prove that the case.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Erm, and so these kind of schools give kids an opportunity
0:15:29 > 0:15:33to perhaps do things they might enjoy, like sing and dance and act,
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- and it gives them confidence and it's a nice thing to be associated with.- Yeah.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Good stuff. Now, what about a word ending "are" Paul?
0:15:41 > 0:15:46Yes. I'm not terribly good at this, I don't think, but I'll have a go.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50I thought I'd try fare, F-A-R-E.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53F-A-R-E, like travellers fare, exactly.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Fare. OK. There's no red line for you, you are the high scorers.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00But let's hope this gets you far down the column. Fare. How many people said that?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- 58 for fare. - APPLAUSE
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- Takes your total up to 158. - APPLAUSE
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- A valiant effort. Another pretty big score for fare.- Mm.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19It can be the price of a journey or a certain type of food. Fare.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Or a passenger in a taxi.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Er, yeah, why not? Yeah, could be.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- There we are. Now, Richard, welcome to the show.- Thank you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:32Now, you and I, we didn't quite work together, but we were VJs on MTV.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- We have that history.- Oh, we have history.- Hold on one second.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- Richard I can buy as a VJ on MTV. You were a VJ on MTV?- Come on!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- Yes! Yes, I was! - LAUGHTER
0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I was!- Is it just me? Is that weird? Does that sound weird?
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- LAUGHTER - It was in character. With Ben.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Oh, Ben Miller.- Yeah. - Oh, I like him.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- Oh, now I see. I bet it was funny if he was in it.- Yeah, it was funny.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Sorry.- Anyway! Anyway, anyway!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Richard, you've been a comedian, you've been an actor
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- and you've got this film at the moment.- Yes.- Tell us about that.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11- Still Waters. It's a horror film. - Best of luck with that! Sounds exciting.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Now, the good news is, you're through to the next round whatever. Even if you score 100,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19you won't overtake Paul and Ben on 158. But I have a feeling you've got a good answer.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Erm, because Danielle did so well,
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I'm going to go with something that people probably would've said
0:17:25 > 0:17:29but it's probably not going to get the highest. Nightmare.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Nightmare, says Richard. No red line for you, you're already through.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34But let's see how many people said nightmare.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- 11! - APPLAUSE
0:17:45 > 0:17:4811 takes your total up to 29.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50APPLAUSE
0:17:50 > 0:17:55- That's a great answer, Richard. Well played.- Now, Gary, what are you up to a the moment?
0:17:55 > 0:18:02Er, about five-foot-ten, but I do... strain at night to get a little bit taller.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- I've actually taken a year out to write all the things that I've wanted to write.- How nice!
0:18:06 > 0:18:12Because, presumably, throughout your life, you must have spent every evening of your life on stage.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Yes, that's right. - So it must be quite a rarity for you to be home when it's dark.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19It takes a little bit of getting used to,
0:18:19 > 0:18:24but it means I can get to watch loads of daytime telly and there's some great stuff out there.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27We're looking for words ending in "are". What are you going to go for?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29You're on 67. The high scorers are Paul and Ben on 158.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32If you can score 90 or less, you're through.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Ah, right, OK. Well, I'm going to go for declare.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Declare. - Does that sounds good to you? - Sounds very good to me.- Does it?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41There is your red line, Gary. If you get below that red line,
0:18:41 > 0:18:45you are in round two. How many people said declare?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49It's right and you're through, Gary. Well done.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Six. - APPLAUSE
0:18:58 > 0:19:0073 is your total.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Very well played, Gary. Worth the wait. Safely through to the next round.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Let's look at some of the pointless answers.- Ahem!- Oh! I'm so sorry.
0:19:10 > 0:19:16I think... It's a bit of a gamble, but I would say throughfare. Not thoroughfare but throughfare.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Throughfare.- Yeah.- You sure you're not going to go for thoroughfare?
0:19:19 > 0:19:25- I'm going to rue it, but yeah. I'm going to go for throughfare. - Throughfare.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Yeah.- If you'd said to me thoroughfare, let's start with that.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Yeah.- Thoroughfare would've scored you three points.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- Good.- So throughfare... - Yeah.- Probably going to do better than that.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Oh, no. All right. OK.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Throughfare...- Yeah?- ..would've scored you 100 points. Not a word.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44LAUGHTER
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I... It most certainly is a word.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50It's archaic.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- You're telling me! - But it's a word. It is a word!
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Just because in the 90s you did Alexander Armstrong's MTV Throughfare,
0:19:57 > 0:20:00doesn't mean it was a word. LAUGHTER
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Yeah. OK.- That's a shame.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Throughfare is not on this board. Biowarfare is on the board.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Sir Tim, Biowarfare The Musical?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Yep, very good.- Something in that.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Dinnerware would've been a pointless answer. Lots of ones people were worried might be two words.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Haircare is also one word. Would've been pointless.
0:20:20 > 0:20:26Outstare. Ovenware. Skincare was a pointless answer. Well done if you said that.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30You could've had springhare. Threadbare, a nice one.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32And timeshare, as well, would've been a terrific answer.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Let's take a look at the biggest three answers.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Mare for 63. Bare for 65.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And top of the board, the first one we heard, care on 67.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48But lots of those pointless answers were those compound words
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- that you'd be terrified to use, I suspect.- Yeah.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Thanks, Richard. At the end of our first round, the pair heading home with their high score of 158,
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I'm afraid it's the Jesus twins, it's Paul and Ben. I'm so sorry.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- I'm sorry. - They're tough. They are tough, these rounds, as we have seen.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07It was so annoying cos I knew that it was the wrong word as soon as I said it,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09but in my head I was like, "Yeah, that'd be quite a good one."
0:21:09 > 0:21:14I would've been out, as well. Throughfare. Apparently not a word.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Anyway, we have to say goodbye, Paul and Ben, far too soon.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- It's been lovely having you on the show.- Thank you.- Ben and Paul.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- APPLAUSE - Good luck.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:30 > 0:21:34And so only three celebrity pairs remain at the end of that round.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for round two is...
0:21:39 > 0:21:45Pop bands. Can you decide in your pairs... You and me, Richard, we'll be brilliant on this.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Whoever's going first, step up to the podium.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56OK, and the question concerns...
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- Big bands and their hits. - Yeah, slightly misleading title.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06I'm going to show you the names of six UK top 40 singles.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11You need to tell us the name of the group that had a hit with them. All the groups had six or more members.
0:22:11 > 0:22:16So just give us any of the groups who had a hit with any of these songs in the years you're about to see.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19There'll be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Thanks, Richard. We're looking for the names of the bands who had hits with these singles.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Here's our first board of six.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I'll read those one last time.
0:22:48 > 0:22:54There we are, six UK top 40 singles all released by biggish bands. Gary.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- What do you make of the board, to start with? - Yeah, I've got one, I think.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Erm, it might date me a little bit.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05And I think After The Love Has Gone was Earth, Wind And Fire.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Earth, Wind And Fire, says Gary. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It is absolutely right.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19It's a nice low score, Gary. Down it goes. Still going down.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Five! Very well done indeed! - APPLAUSE
0:23:27 > 0:23:31That's a very good first answer, Gary. That puts the pressure on everybody else.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Nine members when that was released, Earth, Wind And Fire. Don't know what the other six were called.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39LAUGHTER
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Richard.- Yes.- Richard.- Yes.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46OK, er, the truth is, I know every group that done every song.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51So what it is more, I'm trying to think of what would be the least
0:23:51 > 0:23:53in terms of what people would know.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Erm, So Solid Crew, 21 Seconds.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59So Solid Crew, says Richard, for 21 Seconds.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many of our 100 people said So Solid Crew.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07It's right.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15- 11. - APPLAUSE
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Very well done, Richard. 11 for So Solid Crew. - APPLAUSE
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Well played, Richard. Very strong so far. There's been over 30 members of So Solid Crew.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- There's 23 on that track. They each have 21 seconds of that track, hence the name.- Nice. Thanks.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Now, Tim. Tim, you're the last person to have this board.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36I think... I think you're going to know all of these.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39- Well, you're wrong. - LAUGHTER
0:24:39 > 0:24:42I can't remember the top one, which is annoying me.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46- I know Ghost Town was... I can say who they are? - Yeah, you can say them all.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Ghost Town was The Specials, but everybody knows that, and Baggy Trousers was Madness.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54So as I'm extremely senior in this game, I'm going for an old band
0:24:54 > 0:24:57who had a big hit in 1969 with Everyday People,
0:24:57 > 0:25:00- Sly And The Family Stone. - Sly And The Family Stone, says Tim,
0:25:00 > 0:25:05for Everyday People. Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11It's right. 11 is our high score, five our low at this stage.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You pass 11, pass five. Two! Very well done indeed, Tim!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Yay! - APPLAUSE
0:25:19 > 0:25:23An excellent answer. Two for Sly And The Family Stone.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27That's a brilliant answer, Tim. Very well done. This happens very rarely.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30We've got the best three answers on the board from the three of you,
0:25:30 > 0:25:33so very well played. Doesn't happen very often.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Let's take a look at the worst three answers.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40- Annie I'm Not Your Daddy was Kid Creole And The Coconuts.- Right.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Would've scored you 20 points.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44And you were right about the other two and right to avoid them.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Ghost Town was The Specials, which would've scored you 30.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53And Baggy Trousers was Madness and that's the biggest scorer by a mile, 74 points.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Thanks. We're halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.
0:25:56 > 0:26:02The best score of that pass was Tim's. Tim and Kerry looking pretty commanding at this stage.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Then up to five, where we find Gary and Jodie, and 11, where we find Richard and Danielle.
0:26:05 > 0:26:11So Danielle, we require a really low score from you and have to hope it keeps you in the game. Best of luck.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14We'll come back down the line. Second players, take your places.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21OK, we're going to put six more songs on the board and here they are.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I'll read them one last time.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48We're looking for the names of the bands who had hits with these singles.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Kerry, you're going to try and find the one you think the fewest people knew.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54The high scorers are Danielle and Richard on 11. You're on two.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57If, for example, you could score eight or less,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00you will avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Eight? I think I'll be lucky to get 100.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Erm...
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Oh, gosh!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Erm...
0:27:08 > 0:27:11I can't think. My mind's gone blank.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14I've got nothing. My mind's gone completely blank.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I don't even know my name right now,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19let alone a band. Erm...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Erm, I'm going to say...
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I'm going to say... I don't know.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32Er... I really can't think. All the bands I can think of have got four people in.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Just give me the name of a band. Pick one of these and give me the name of a band.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Status Quo.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Which songs would you like them to have done?- Hanging On The Telephone.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- So bad.- I'd quite like to hear that.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Status Quo, Hanging On The Telephone. Quite like to hear that.
0:27:48 > 0:27:53There is your red line, Kerry. Bad luck. It happens, I'm afraid.
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Status Quo, says Kerry, for Hanging On The Telephone. Let's see if that's right,
0:27:56 > 0:28:00- and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Status Quo.- Oh, no!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- I'm sorry, Kerry! - I should've said Flambe!
0:28:04 > 0:28:07APPLAUSE
0:28:07 > 0:28:11I'm sorry. That takes your total up to 102,
0:28:11 > 0:28:13an incorrect answer, scoring you 100 points. Sorry.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16Sorry, Kerry. They would do a good version of Hanging On The Telephone.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19But also, because of Tim's answer, you're still in this
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- if there's another 100-pointer here. - Dreadful.
0:28:23 > 0:28:28- Danielle.- OK.- Danielle, how do you feel about this board?
0:28:28 > 0:28:31OK, cos I was born in '92, so when I was listening to bands,
0:28:31 > 0:28:35it was around the 2000, 2002.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38Erm, some of the others, I'm not 100 percent sure of,
0:28:38 > 0:28:42but I think they might be more popular songs, so I'm going to go...
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I'm between two. I don't know which one's going to have the most points,
0:28:45 > 0:28:48but I'm only 100 percent sure on one.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52So I'm going to go for Reach and I'm going to say it's S Club 7.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Reach, S Club 7.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57S Club 7, says Danielle. Here is your red line.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Nice and high. If you get below that,
0:29:00 > 0:29:04you are through to the head-to-head. Let's see how many of our 100 people said S Club 7.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09- It's right and you're through. - Thank God.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16- Very well done. 14. - APPLAUSE
0:29:17 > 0:29:1914 takes your total up to 25.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Well played, Danielle. Very strong on podium two from the two of you.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Yeah, S Club 7. They had eight members.
0:29:25 > 0:29:29- LAUGHTER - I've just got that.
0:29:29 > 0:29:34- Jodie.- Mm-hm.- How do you feel about this board, Jodie?
0:29:34 > 0:29:38I could stand here and sing every number on that board,
0:29:38 > 0:29:40but when it comes to it...
0:29:40 > 0:29:44- Do you want to talk us through it? And fill in the blanks?- No.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- SHE LAUGHS - No, don't.
0:29:46 > 0:29:51I think what I'm going to go for is I Don't Like Mondays,
0:29:51 > 0:29:57but in my head, I'm rather confused with the fact that I'm sure they had less than that.
0:29:57 > 0:30:03Is it the Boom...town... Rats
0:30:03 > 0:30:08- with Bob Geldof?- You're going to say the Boomtown Rats.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Boomtown Rats. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said it.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14There's your red line coming in now. It's very high.
0:30:14 > 0:30:19If you get below that, you're in the head-to-head. How many of our 100 people said that?
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- It's right.- Oh!- Very well done.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- 64. Wow. It's a high score. - APPLAUSE
0:30:26 > 0:30:2964 takes your total up to 69, but you are through.
0:30:29 > 0:30:33Well played, Jodie. There were six of them, as well.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- I never knew that. Now I do. - Now you do.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Let's take a look at the rest. Tim, are there any on that board
0:30:39 > 0:30:42that you would know?
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Not very good, I'm afraid. Blondie is Hanging On The Telephone.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49That's right. That would've scored 55.
0:30:49 > 0:30:54Chicago, If You Leave Me Now. But I'm afraid Crossroads, I thought that was a TV series.
0:30:54 > 0:30:59If You Leave Me Now, you're right, Chicago. That would've scored you 21.
0:30:59 > 0:31:04- I suspect Crossroads was the other one Danielle was thinking of going for.- Yeah. Blazin' Squad.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08Absolutely right. It was a terrific score, as well. Would've scored you two.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11And the best answer on the board,
0:31:11 > 0:31:15from 2005, Wake Up, is the Arcade Fire.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19- Would've scored you one point. Very well done if you said that. - The Arcade Fire?
0:31:19 > 0:31:22- I call them the Arcade Fire. Do you not?- No.- Oh, OK.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25- Should I just say Arcade Fire?- No...
0:31:25 > 0:31:27I was a big fan of the Blur. I loved the Blur.
0:31:27 > 0:31:29LAUGHTER
0:31:29 > 0:31:33- I thought they were ace. - LAUGHTER
0:31:33 > 0:31:37Thanks. So, at the end of our second round,
0:31:37 > 0:31:41I'm sorry to say, it's Tim and Kerry who'll be leaving us with their high score of 102.
0:31:41 > 0:31:46Amazing to have you on the show and I'm so sorry that we're not going to have you for the rest of the show
0:31:46 > 0:31:49because I know you'd have great answers and you'd be great fun.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Anyway, we're going to meet up again at Pointless The Musical.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55- Oh, yeah.- I've booked a theatre.- OK.
0:31:55 > 0:31:59- We'll see you for rehearsals on Monday. - Fine. No worries.- Good stuff.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Thank you so much. Kerry and Tim, lovely contestants.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:05 > 0:32:10- But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. - APPLAUSE
0:32:12 > 0:32:16Congratulations, Richard and Danielle, Jodie and Gary,
0:32:16 > 0:32:22you're now one step closer to the final and the chance to play for the jackpot, which stands at £2,500.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:25 > 0:32:28Now, to decide who's going to play for that money, you're now going to go head-to-head,
0:32:28 > 0:32:31but the big difference is you are now allowed to confer.
0:32:31 > 0:32:36The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. You've done so well, all of you.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40- Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head. - APPLAUSE
0:32:44 > 0:32:48Now, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Whoo!- Wine. Richard.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56We're going to give you five clues to facts about wine.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Can you give us the most obscure answer from this board? Good luck.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03OK, thanks. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they are.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22I'll read those all one last time.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41There we are. Richard and Danielle, you've played best so far so you get to go first.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- The thing is, when we whisper, we're still very loud.- Yes, we are.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47OK, erm, I think I've got an idea of one
0:33:47 > 0:33:51just because of the name, but that's...
0:33:51 > 0:33:54OK, I'm going to go for the country in which you would find the Chianti region
0:33:54 > 0:33:59- and I've gone with Italy. - Italy, say Richard and Danielle. Italy for Chianti.
0:33:59 > 0:34:04- Now, Jodie and Gary, the rest of the board is yours. - THEY WHISPER
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Talk us through it, Gary. You can speak out loud if you like.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11- Fill in all the blanks. - Er, well, I think the Portugal one,
0:34:11 > 0:34:14- isn't that light ale? - LAUGHTER
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- Yeah.- Australian is lager.- Yeah.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20I don't know. The pinotage, does that sound like it might be
0:34:20 > 0:34:23a false name and it might be English?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- No.- No?- I don't think it is.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29It sounds made up. But I think the sweet...
0:34:29 > 0:34:31- Yeah.- Portugal.- Yeah.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34The only one we really know is the top one, Portugal, port.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Port, the sweet fortified wine. So we have Italy and we have port.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Now then, Richard and Danielle have said Italy for Chianti.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Italy.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48It's absolutely right, Danielle. Very well done.
0:34:48 > 0:34:52- Ooh, 74. - APPLAUSE
0:34:52 > 0:34:54It's right. It's a good answer.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58A high score. But Jodie and Gary have gone for port.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said port.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06It's right. Will it beat 74?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08- Yes, it will!- Oh, wow!
0:35:08 > 0:35:11And how! Look at that! 28 for port!
0:35:11 > 0:35:13APPLAUSE
0:35:13 > 0:35:18Well played, Jodie and Gary. After one question, you are up one-nil.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Good start, Jodie and Gary. Quite a tough board, that one.
0:35:20 > 0:35:22- Do you know about wine?- A bit.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25- Do you know the name given to the Syrah grape?- Shiraz?
0:35:25 > 0:35:28It is Shiraz. That would've scored 15.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31Now, the bottom one, the country where pinotage was bred?
0:35:31 > 0:35:35Well, pinot noir is French, but pinotage I think is an American...
0:35:35 > 0:35:37- It's South African. - Oh, South African.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39That would've scored you 13 points.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42And this other answer is a pointless answer.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45So anybody at home who knew that was nebbiolo...
0:35:45 > 0:35:49- Nebbiolo. Nothing at all. - I knew that one.- We knew it.- Ohh!
0:35:49 > 0:35:52- That's frustrating, isn't it? - Anyway, thank you, Richard.
0:35:52 > 0:35:57Here comes your second question. Jodie and Gary, if you win this, you're through to the final.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Danielle and Richard, you know what you have to do. It concerns...
0:36:03 > 0:36:06Carry On actors. Richard.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10We're going to show you five pictures now of actors who regularly appeared in Carry On films.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- Can you identify one of these, please.- Thanks.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16OK, let's reveal our five Carry On actors, and here they are.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35There we are, five Carry On actors. Jodie and Gary, you go first.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39- Yeah, who would you say? - Shh, keep it down.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42THEY WHISPER
0:36:47 > 0:36:50- We've come to our decision.- Yes.
0:36:50 > 0:36:54And we're going to go for C, Peter Butterworth.
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Peter Butterworth, C. Peter Butterworth, say Jodie and Gary.
0:36:58 > 0:37:01Richard and Danielle, you have to win this point to stay in the game.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Talk us through the board if you can.
0:37:04 > 0:37:09Well... See, the thing is, I know the one I'm going to give
0:37:09 > 0:37:11everybody's said, unfortunately.
0:37:11 > 0:37:15But E, Sid James.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17OK, Sid James.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19So we have Peter Butterworth versus Sid James.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Jodie and Gary have said Peter Butterworth is C.
0:37:22 > 0:37:25Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Peter Butterworth.
0:37:27 > 0:37:30It's right.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- Very well done. 12. - APPLAUSE
0:37:38 > 0:37:4012 for Peter Butterworth. Brilliant!
0:37:40 > 0:37:44Richard and Danielle have said E, Sid James.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48E, Sid James. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, how many people said Sid James.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52It's right.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- 83. - APPLAUSE
0:37:56 > 0:38:02Very well done. Gary and Jodie, after only two questions, you're through to the final two-nil.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06Peter Butterworth is a terrific answer. Best answer on the board. Nothing you could've done.
0:38:06 > 0:38:10He appeared in 14 Carry On films. He was a prisoner of war during World War II,
0:38:10 > 0:38:13where he met the Carry On writer, Talbot Rothwell.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16A was Hattie Jacques.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19She would've scored you 54.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22B was Kenneth Connor
0:38:22 > 0:38:25and he would've scored you 23.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28And D was Bernard Bresslaw.
0:38:28 > 0:38:32Didn't always look like that. He would've scored you 30.
0:38:32 > 0:38:36- Some big scores there. - Very good. So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,
0:38:36 > 0:38:39I'm afraid it's Richard and Danielle. I'm so sorry.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43Tough category. The wines category, really hard!
0:38:43 > 0:38:46- Kind of threw us.- Once I saw wine, I knew it was a wrap for me.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48And those Carry On actors, yes, really tough.
0:38:48 > 0:38:53Very hard to beat... Well, actually, impossible to beat Peter Butterworth. Such a good answer.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57But we've loved having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Richard and Danielle.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00APPLAUSE
0:39:00 > 0:39:04But for Jodie and Gary, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06APPLAUSE
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Congratulations, Jodie and Gary,
0:39:10 > 0:39:14you've seen off all the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities
0:39:23 > 0:39:26and today, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:39:26 > 0:39:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:30 > 0:39:34Well, you have done so well.
0:39:34 > 0:39:39We have had words, we've had music, we've had wine, we've had Carry On.
0:39:39 > 0:39:43- What a carry on we've had!- Just like being in the theatre every night. - It is, actually.
0:39:43 > 0:39:48- What would you like to see come up in this last round?- I hope it's not general knowledge, cos I'm rubbish.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50- Yeah.- I don't know. I've no idea.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Sport.- Sport.- Home economics.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56Home economics. Jodie?
0:39:56 > 0:40:00Anything to do with dogs. I love dogs. I prefer them to humans.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Really?- So that, dogs.- OK, good.
0:40:02 > 0:40:07As always, you kick this round off by choosing a category and here are your four choices.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- GARY LAUGHS - Erm...
0:40:17 > 0:40:20Can I have my trophy and go, please? Is that all right?
0:40:20 > 0:40:25- Well, Gary, what have we done here now?- I don't know.
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Well, erm... I don't know anything about fashion.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31OK, stay away from the fashion.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Popular Irish music. - We could go with the Irish music.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37- 2010 UK general election. - How about directors named David?
0:40:37 > 0:40:41Are we talking musical directors or film directors?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44- Could be, erm...- I think that's probably our best one.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48- Do you think? Shall we say directors?- Go on, then.
0:40:49 > 0:40:53- Directors.- Yeah, directors. - OK. You're going to go with directors named David.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Yeah. - Directors named David. Richard.
0:40:55 > 0:40:59- Yeah, I'm not sure about that choice, but don't let me...- Oh, no!
0:40:59 > 0:41:02We're going to give you three different categories now
0:41:02 > 0:41:07of directors from very different eras, so hopefully something here will help you.
0:41:07 > 0:41:12We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release for which David Lynch was credited as director.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16Any feature film made for cinema release for which David Lean was credited as director.
0:41:16 > 0:41:21Or for which David Cronenberg was credited as director.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23So any feature film made for cinema release
0:41:23 > 0:41:27for which any of those three men were credited as director. Very, very best of luck.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers
0:41:31 > 0:41:34and all you need to win that £2,500 jackpot for your charities
0:41:34 > 0:41:36is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:41:36 > 0:41:41The answers you give can come from any of these three categories. They can be three from one category,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44one from each category, two from one, one from another, it's up to you.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48As long as it's from one, at least, of these three categories.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51- Are you happy?- No.- No. - SHE LAUGHS
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- Are you ready?- No. - THEY LAUGH
0:41:54 > 0:41:58Is there anything else we can explain?
0:41:58 > 0:42:00- Erm... no.- No.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- OK.- We'll talk for a minute? - You will have a minute.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07- Are you ready?- Yes. - Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Your time starts now. - So when you say dogs...
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Yeah, I love Yorkshire terriers. They're my favourite.
0:42:13 > 0:42:17- Cos I've got three.- Fantastic. Have you?- Yeah.- What are their names? - SHE LAUGHS
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- Right, Gary... - David Lean. He's the big things,
0:42:20 > 0:42:24like Lawrence Of Arabia, was that a David Lean movie?
0:42:24 > 0:42:28- Er, that's the only one I know, really.- Yeah.
0:42:28 > 0:42:34- Er...- I have lost all ability. - Have you?- Yeah.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- We don't need a minute, really, do we?- No, we don't. I think we're kind of ready.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40We'll chat some more if you'd like.
0:42:40 > 0:42:44- We need three answers. - We need three!- We need three answers, yes.- Of course!
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- Erm...- OK, David...
0:42:46 > 0:42:49THEY MUTTER
0:42:49 > 0:42:55- Did he do, like, westerns? - He didn't do Sound Of Music, did he, David Lean?
0:42:55 > 0:42:57Isn't that David Ian? That's David Ian you're thinking.
0:42:57 > 0:43:01- THEY LAUGH - That's David Ian!- Ten seconds left. - That's another contract for you.
0:43:03 > 0:43:06No, that's the only one. David Lynch.
0:43:10 > 0:43:15- OK, that is your time up, I'm afraid to say. I now need three answers from you.- OK.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18Let's do the Lawrence Of Arabia.
0:43:18 > 0:43:22Lawrence Of Arabia. Will you say which one it's for?
0:43:22 > 0:43:26- David Lean.- Yes.- OK, Lawrence Of Arabia for David Lean.
0:43:26 > 0:43:30- David Lynch, Born Free.- Born Free. - Born Free, David Lynch.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34And, er, David Cronenberg, er...
0:43:34 > 0:43:36- Aww!- He did 101 Dalmatians.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40101 Dalmatians for David Cronenberg.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45- Yeah.- So we've got David Cronenberg, 101 Dalmatians.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Yeah, we're confident with that one. - My favourite,
0:43:48 > 0:43:50David Lynch's Born Free.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54- And David Lean's Lawrence Of Arabia. - Sure.- Brilliant.
0:43:54 > 0:43:56Which of those is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:56 > 0:43:58- I think David Lean. - David Lean, Lawrence Of Arabia.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01OK, we'll put Lawrence Of Arabia last. Least likely?
0:44:01 > 0:44:06I thought David Lynch did Picnic At Hanging Rock with a name like Lynch, but I don't think he did.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09So we'll put him second and, of course...
0:44:09 > 0:44:13Cronenberg at the top, yeah. The unforgettable 101 Dalmatians.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17OK, let's put those up on the board in that order. Here they are.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22THEY LAUGH
0:44:24 > 0:44:29Very, very best of luck. Your first answer, the one you thought was least likely to be pointless,
0:44:29 > 0:44:32- was David Cronenberg's 101 Dalmatians.- Yes.
0:44:32 > 0:44:35- I know he did it. He did do it.- Did he win an Oscar for that?- He did.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37- He got nominated, he didn't win it. - Oh, right.
0:44:37 > 0:44:42OK, let's find out if this is correct. If it is and it is pointless,
0:44:42 > 0:44:44you will win today's jackpot for your charities.
0:44:44 > 0:44:49- What are your charities? Jodie? - My charity is Max.
0:44:49 > 0:44:54- Max?- Max Appeal, yes. Max charity is for children who aren't born with any eyes
0:44:54 > 0:44:57or their eyes don't develop,
0:44:57 > 0:45:00so through that, they do the most phenomenal things for all the kids.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03They take them on weekends, they develop new toys for them,
0:45:03 > 0:45:06and all the families get to come together, which is so important.
0:45:06 > 0:45:09- And it's a beautiful charity. - Very good indeed.
0:45:09 > 0:45:12- And Gary?- It's the Surrey Deaf Children's Society.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15Excellent. Two very good charities there.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18APPLAUSE
0:45:20 > 0:45:24I'd like to say three good answers up there. There are three answers up there.
0:45:24 > 0:45:28- LAUGHTER - One of them I'm pretty sure is good.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31Let's see. Let's hope. You never know.
0:45:31 > 0:45:37So David Cronenberg, did he direct 101 Dalmatians?
0:45:38 > 0:45:40- Nooo. Alas!- Ohh!
0:45:40 > 0:45:44We'll never be asked to do one of his films, I can tell you that for nothing.
0:45:44 > 0:45:50- It was there, right next to throughfare. - LAUGHTER
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- Throughfare.- Yeah.- OK, now, your second answer was Born Free,
0:45:53 > 0:45:55this time directed by David Lynch.
0:45:55 > 0:45:59Let's find out if that's correct, and if it is, let's find out if it's pointless.
0:45:59 > 0:46:03And if it is, you will leave here with £2,500 for your charities.
0:46:03 > 0:46:05David Lynch, did he direct Born Free?
0:46:06 > 0:46:10- No.- Ohh!- Not so much. - I think we're doing quite well.- OK.
0:46:10 > 0:46:14Everything is now riding on your final answer, which is a proper answer.
0:46:14 > 0:46:18You are saying Lawrence of Arabia was directed by David Lean.
0:46:18 > 0:46:23If this is right and it is pointless, you will leave here with £2,500 for your charities.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25Did David Lean direct Lawrence Of Arabia?
0:46:26 > 0:46:29- He did!- Oh, yes.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32He did. Now, 101 Dalmatians was incorrect,
0:46:32 > 0:46:37as was Born Free. But we are now...
0:46:37 > 0:46:39- 13.- Oh, darn it! - I could've guessed that.
0:46:39 > 0:46:42APPLAUSE
0:46:42 > 0:46:45- He's just said...- Not a bad score.
0:46:45 > 0:46:50We've both just said 13 is actually our lucky number. I don't know why.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52- Well, there you are. - Not today, though.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55Well, there we are, it was right. That was pretty lucky. That's good.
0:46:55 > 0:46:58Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find a pointless answer,
0:46:58 > 0:47:01so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:47:01 > 0:47:06But as it's a celebrity special, we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their charities.
0:47:06 > 0:47:09And we have loved having you on the show. Thank you both so much.
0:47:09 > 0:47:12- And you do get to take home a Pointless trophy.- Hey!
0:47:12 > 0:47:15- So well done. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Yeah, you've been brilliant fun. A very tough final category.
0:47:23 > 0:47:28I'll go through some of the pointless answers. David Lynch did Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me,
0:47:28 > 0:47:32Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, all those sorts of films. All of those would've scored points.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35There's actually only one pointless David Lynch film
0:47:35 > 0:47:40and that was Inland Empire. Very well done if you said that at home.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43David Lean, there's a few more that people might have got.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Blithe Spirit, his version of the Noel Coward story, that was pointless.
0:47:46 > 0:47:51Hobson's Choice. Madeleine, also pointless, as was This Happy Breed.
0:47:51 > 0:47:55That was a pointless answer. Also Summertime and The Sound Barrier were pointless for David Lean.
0:47:55 > 0:48:00And David Cronenberg, probably his most famous films are The Fly and A History Of Violence,
0:48:00 > 0:48:02so not the director of 101 Dalmatians.
0:48:02 > 0:48:05But he was the director of A Dangerous Method,
0:48:05 > 0:48:09that was the film with Michael Fassbender and Keira Knightley very recently, that was pointless,
0:48:09 > 0:48:12as were Shivers, Spider and The Dead Zone.
0:48:12 > 0:48:17So we didn't give you a category about dogs but you still managed to get over 100 dogs into your answer.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Enough said.- Thanks.
0:48:19 > 0:48:22Well, we have to say goodbye to you, Jodie and Gary,
0:48:22 > 0:48:26but we've loved having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Jodie and Gary.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:29 > 0:48:33Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:36 > 0:48:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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