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0:00:22 > 0:00:23Thank you very much!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to this special

0:00:26 > 0:00:28'90s edition of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:28 > 0:00:30the show where the more obscure your knowledge,

0:00:30 > 0:00:32the better your chances of winning.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40And couple number one.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45I'm Ulrika Jonsson and I'm a '90s throwback from Gladiators.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48That's right. You're not a throwback, though!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50And I am one of those said Gladiators.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53I was Jet on the Gladiators, but you can call me Diane.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56APPLAUSE

0:00:58 > 0:00:59And couple number two.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Yes, I'm Terry Christian, an award-winning broadcaster

0:01:03 > 0:01:05and a Manchester United fan.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07BOOING

0:01:07 > 0:01:11- That worked(!)- I'm Katie Puckrik and I'm a TV and radio presenter

0:01:11 > 0:01:15and a survivor of a funny little show called The Word.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17ALEXANDER CHEERS

0:01:17 > 0:01:20APPLAUSE

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Couple number three.- Well, I'm that Trevor out of that Trev and Simon.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26And I'm the Simon out of Trev and Simon

0:01:26 > 0:01:29and in the '90s, we used to swing our pants.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31And I'm a Manchester City supporter!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34CHEERING

0:01:36 > 0:01:39And finally, couple number four.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- I'm Fred from Right Said Fred.- And I'm Richard from Right Said Fred.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45It says so there. And we are a group.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48APPLAUSE

0:01:50 > 0:01:54- That's it. - And these are today's contestants.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56APPLAUSE

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59We'll find out more about you as the show goes along.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05He's made grown men cry, but not me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Not for a while, at least.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hiya. Hi, everybody. APPLAUSE

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Good evening to you.- Good evening. - What a brilliant line-up.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- This is great fun. A '90s special.- Yeah.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22The '90s to me, mean just one word,

0:02:22 > 0:02:23which is rave.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26As you know. Massive raver. Huge. Just such a...

0:02:26 > 0:02:30The first time we ever met, 1991, in The Warehouse,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- just outside Bracknell. - Yeah.- Great days.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Here we are. 20-odd years later.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Oh, is it really?- Now, there's a few people who've played before.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Ulrika's been on before, with Ronan Rivron. Terry has been on before.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Trevor and Simon have been on together before, as well.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Got through to the second round, gents, didn't you?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50So, we've got a little bit of experience,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52but no-one who's actually won the show before,

0:02:52 > 0:02:54so it should be an absolute cracker.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Shall I start us off with a little song?- Yeah.

0:02:57 > 0:03:02MUSIC: No Good (Start The Dance) by The Prodigy

0:03:14 > 0:03:17There we go. There we go. APPLAUSE

0:03:19 > 0:03:24- Whoa.- Let's have it, shall we? - What about that? Yeah, let's do it.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Thank you very much.- Actually, I, sort of, need a cup of tea now.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER

0:03:29 > 0:03:32And a sit down. No, you've got a sit down. All right for some.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Every question on Pointless has been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Today's contestants are looking for a pointless answer,

0:03:38 > 0:03:40an answer which none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Now, as today's show is a celebrity special

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53APPLAUSE

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03OK, all you have to remember is that the pair with the highest score

0:04:03 > 0:04:06at the end of each round will be eliminated. The highest score.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09So, do everything you can to make sure that is not you.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Best of luck, all four pairs. Our category for Round 1 today is...

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Music and Film. What could be better?

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Can you all decide in your pairs

0:04:18 > 0:04:21who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

0:04:21 > 0:04:23And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29OK, and the question concerns...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36HE REPEATS CATEGORY

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yes, we're going to show you a series of pairs now.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40One of them is a film title. One of them's a song title.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43And they've both got the same word shared with both of them.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44And we've left that word blank,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47so can you fill in the blanks you're about to see?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks very much, indeed. Now.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Let's have a look at our first board of shared film and song titles

0:04:53 > 0:04:54and here are the first seven.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm going to read those all one last time...

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Ulrika. Welcome. Welcome back. Now, hang on. Last time, what happened?

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- You were head-to-head. - Yes.- You were all-but finalists.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- So close, but we were against two very competitive sportsmen.- Yes.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00- That's right. Scott Quinnell and Austin Healey.- Indeed.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Through they went to the final. Oh. - You can never beat a sportsman.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- No, but you were flying. - I had so much fun. I did.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- I cried with laughter. - Good stuff. Now, Ulrika.- Yes.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- What do you fancy going for? - Erm... I'm going to go for...

0:06:15 > 0:06:20And I don't know if this is right. But I'm going to go with it, anyway.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23The Third Man - Man On Fire?

0:06:23 > 0:06:26The Third Man - Man On Fire.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Let's find out if that's right and,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30if it is, let's see how many people said The Third Man - Man On Fire.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Is "man" the right missing word there?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36It is!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39That's a very good answer, Ulrika.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42APPLAUSE

0:06:42 > 0:06:45There's your reward. 39. Not a bad score at all to get the game going.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well played, Ulrika. Good start.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51The Third Man, Orson Welles film and Man On Fire, a Frankie Vaughan song.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Thank you, Richard.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Now, then, Katie.- What? - A warm welcome.- Oh, thank you.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00It's lovely to have you here. This is like a school reunion, isn't it?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02It's slightly like a school reunion, yes.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- With the unresolved sexual tension.- Yes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Which is going to stay unresolved.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Have you and Terry seen much of each other since the heady days...?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- We ran into each other. - You came to my gig at the ICA.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15He was doing a little confessional stand-up

0:07:15 > 0:07:18about being traumatised by his Catholic childhood.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- The cruel nuns.- The cruel nuns.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23But it's made him the man he is today.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- And what a man he is.- A mess!

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Now, Katie, you are the queen of the blog at the moment, aren't you?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah, well. I get around.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37Speaking in an internet way, of course, virtually only.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Now then, Katie.- Yes.- Which of these shared titles do you want to go for?

0:07:41 > 0:07:46I'm going to go with 500 Days Of Summer Nights.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49OK. Summer is the missing word on that bottom one.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Let's find out if that's right.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Is it "summer" and how many people said it, if it is?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59It's absolutely right. 39 is our only score at the moment.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01You've passed it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04APPLAUSE

0:08:04 > 0:08:07This is very good, Katie. Very well done. 21.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Well played, Katie.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Joseph Gordon-Levitt film and, of course,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Summer Nights. - Indeed. Thank you very much.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17People often say we have an unresolved sexual tension.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Yeah, I've heard that. - To which I always say...

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- What do you mean, unresolved?!- Yeah. LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:26- Come on, it's a tea-time show. Come on.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Looking good.- We should do a single.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- We should do a single. - It's just occurred to me now.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- I can't believe we haven't done that.- I can't believe we haven't.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What should we do, do you think?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37How about...

0:08:37 > 0:08:42MUSIC: Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) by Rozalla

0:08:42 > 0:08:45WHISTLE SOUNDS WEAKLY

0:08:50 > 0:08:53APPLAUSE

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I tell you what this show is revealing,

0:08:57 > 0:08:59is that I only had one dance in the '90s.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- It was this. - LAUGHTER

0:09:02 > 0:09:04And I'm glad that I used to do a sitting-down dance,

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- because it's come in handy.- Yeah.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Trevor.- Hello. - A warm welcome to you.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Last time you were here - Round 2.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- We've got to be hoping for much more than that, surely.- I hope so.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Nicholas Parsons and Rick Wakeman were, you know, tough competition.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22- They were good, weren't they? - They were, yeah.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Oh, they were good. Now, when did you two meet?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26When did you first start working together, Trevor?

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- About 52 years ago.- No, don't be ridiculous.- About 32 years ago.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35We're just this year in fact having our 30th reunion at university.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36- Are you really?- Yes.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- And you're still working together, still friends?- Yeah, yeah.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- From a distance. - Well, that's OK. That's fine.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45- So, Trevor. There's this board.- Yeah.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50- And there are still five unanswered shared titles there.- There is.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53It's difficult, you know, because you don't know what's obvious.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58There's a few that seem obvious, but... Um...

0:09:58 > 0:10:02- I'm going to go for Modern Times. - Modern Times.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Modern Times - Times Like These. Let's see if that's right

0:10:05 > 0:10:08and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said "times."

0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's absolutely right. 39 is our high score, 21 our low.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15You've passed the high.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- You've passed the low. Look at that! - APPLAUSE

0:10:18 > 0:10:20A new low score, Trevor.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21You selected wisely.

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Yeah, well played, Trevor.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26That's some Pointless experience kicking in there.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Modern Times, Charlie Chaplin of course,

0:10:28 > 0:10:30and Times Like These by the Foo Fighters.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Thank you very much. Now, then... OK, now, Fred.- Hello.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Welcome to Pointless.- Thank you. - It's great to have you here.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Now, how did Right Said Fred come about?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45- Erm, well, Mum introduced us. - Yeah?- Yes. Over the breakfast table.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Indeed.- And then we started Right Said Fred in 1989.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51But we'd been playing before that and, erm...

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Richard played bass with David Bowie for a little bit.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56We both worked with Mick Jagger.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- And I played guitar for Bob Dylan for a short time.- Wow.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01For some reason I thought you had some sort of background

0:11:01 > 0:11:03- in...personal training. - Yeah, we had a gym.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07And when we were in New York, we ended up running a gym there

0:11:07 > 0:11:09and then we did it when we came back to London.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10that's a brilliant thing.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13So, as well as being in the band, you are personal trainers, as well?

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Yes, we did.- That's superb.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Well now, Fred.- Yes.- You're the last person to have this board.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21So, it is your joy and delight to take us through it

0:11:21 > 0:11:23and fill in all the missing words.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Do you think you fancy that?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Yeah, erm...

0:11:25 > 0:11:28I think I'll go for The Colour Purple.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Purple Rain.- Purple, for The Colour Purple and Purple Rain.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Let's see is that's right.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Let's see how many of our 100 people said "purple."

0:11:37 > 0:11:38It's good.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43APPLAUSE

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Very hard to know what was going to score high and what was going to score low there.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51But 67 is quite a punishing high score. But still, it's good.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- It's right. - Yeah, it's a lot better than 100.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Well played, all the teams there. - Thank you.- No, it is better.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57We see much worse scores in Round 1, I assure you.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Oh, that's reassuring.- It is.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Steven Spielberg film, Prince single, of course.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Some Like It Hot - Hot Right Now.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08DJ Fresh and Rita Ora. 78 points for that, even bigger score.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09My Fair Lady Madonna.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- RICHARD:- That's the one I was going to go for.

0:12:12 > 0:12:17- Would have scored you 91.- 91!- So you see? 67, not bad at all is the truth.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20And Django Unchained Melody.

0:12:20 > 0:12:21At the bottom there, would have scored 49.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25So, Modern Times - Times Like These, Trevor. Best answer on the board.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Thanks very much. Let's have a look at those scores.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31The best score of that pass was yours, Trevor. Very well done.

0:12:31 > 0:12:38- We're winning!- Yeah, in a way. Yes.- In a way.- Yeah.- Be nice.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42Then up to 21 where we find Katie and Terry. 39, Ulrika and Diane.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And then up to 67, where Fred and Richard are.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47But, you know, there wasn't much left on the plate there, was there?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- There wasn't.- You were always going to be the high scorers.- Yes.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- And that's your fault.- In many ways, yes. I'll take that one.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Richard, you get first choice of the next board, though.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59So use it and find a really lovely low score.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01It might be enough to keep you in the game. Let's hope so.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03We're going to come back down the line.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Second players, please, step up to the podium.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10OK, let's put seven more songs and films up on the board.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12And here they are. We've got...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40OK, I'll read those all again without the dates and here we are.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Now, then, Richard.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- I'm Too Sexy...?- I know you are. - LAUGHTER

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Which is just... Oh, thank you. Thank you for the laugh(!)

0:14:02 > 0:14:05We have friends in the audience.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09How did you achieve something that's a really funny song

0:14:09 > 0:14:11and actually a really cool song?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13That is almost impossible.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16It's like tossing a coin and it landing on the rim.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Well, the top line for the verse

0:14:18 > 0:14:20was actually a bass line for another song.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23So, we had the bass line running round on a computer.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26And then we were in a basement in Acton, in this guy's studio,

0:14:26 > 0:14:29and it was really hot. Brian, his name was. And, um...

0:14:29 > 0:14:31The studio was in another room

0:14:31 > 0:14:33and then there was his bedroom which was slightly cooler.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35And I went into the bedroom.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36And I know it sounds ridiculous.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I just took my shirt off and started dancing round in front of a mirror.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

0:14:43 > 0:14:45And we all burst out laughing and thought it was very funny.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48It was on film soundtracks and everything. It was brilliant.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yeah, it made more money since it was a hit than it did at the time.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Really? Well, congratulations. - No, I love it. I'm very proud of it.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yeah. And you're going to play it for us at the end of the show.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Yes, we are.- Which we're really looking forward to.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03- That is going to be fantastic. - APPLAUSE

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Now, Richard, you have a mountain to climb here.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- 50 points ahead of your nearest rivals.- Excellent.- Fabulous.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- But I think you can claw it all back here.- Do you think?- I think so.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Do you think?

0:15:15 > 0:15:18OK. I'm going to go for the top one.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19And I'm going to say window.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Rear Window - Window In The Skies. Let's see if that's right.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Let's see how many people said it.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26No red line for you, as you're the high scorers,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28but we've got to hope this goes a long way down the column.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39APPLAUSE

0:15:39 > 0:15:4297 is your total, Richard.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Well played, Richard. Good answer. Alfred Hitchcock film, of course.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Do you know who the single Window In The Skies is by?- Cascada?

0:15:49 > 0:15:54- It's by U2. It was a number four hit by U2.- Number four hit?

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- Whoosh, we've all forgotten it. - It was their 39th top 40 hit.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Their only hit with the word "window" in it.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Really? - LAUGHTER

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- I know.- Erm. Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Simon.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Hello.- Simon. Great to have you here.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11What are you up to at the moment, Simon?

0:16:11 > 0:16:16Erm, at the moment, writing for Three Little Dinosaurs on CBeebies.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18ALL: Aw!

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Actually, we've just finished that.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Just finished writing for a thing called Dinopaws,

0:16:22 > 0:16:25which is about Gwen, Bob and Tony, three little dinosaurs.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Although, I have been in a sonic movie.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28It was...

0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's true, I was in a kind of online thing called

0:16:31 > 0:16:33The Minister Of Chance, which has a great cast.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I was acting with Jenny Agutter in it, which was very, you know,

0:16:36 > 0:16:41I was in awe. We had Jenny Agutter, Paul McGann, Sylvester McCoy...

0:16:41 > 0:16:42In fact, I met your mate.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Well, I didn't meet him, but I was at BritSciFi with Ben Miller.

0:16:46 > 0:16:52- Oh, he's good, isn't he? He really is good. ULRIKA:- He's so much nicer!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Well... Let's just say he's really nice.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- He's really nice.- A very, very funny, very funny, very handsome man.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02- We miss him.- You know, every double act's got one.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Listen, that's not saying anything about you, at all.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. - You're one of the great straight men.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12LAUGHTER

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Never a truer word said. Thanks very much, indeed.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Anyway, Simon, you're on 16.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23The high scorers are Richard and Fred on 97. 80 or less...

0:17:24 > 0:17:27..sees you into the next round.

0:17:27 > 0:17:32OK, dokes. Well, I think I will go for the bottom one

0:17:32 > 0:17:35and I will go for Any Given Sunday and Sunday Girl.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Any Given Sunday - Sunday Girl. Let's see if that's right.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Here's your red line. Nice and high.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43If you get below that, you are through to the next round for sure.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Let's see how many people said "Sunday."

0:17:48 > 0:17:49It's right.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51And you are in Round 2. Very well done.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56APPLAUSE

0:17:56 > 0:17:5731 is your total.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well played, Simon. Very nice score.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oliver Stone film and Blondie's second UK number one.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10Thanks very much, Rich. Terry. Terry.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14So, we were hearing about your stand-up show. Your one-man show.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15What's that?

0:18:15 > 0:18:17It's called Naked Confessions Of A Recovering Catholic.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I've actually had good reviews for it.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24- They're all laughing at my pain.- And are you still doing that?- Oh, yeah.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28I've done about 25 gigs now, but it's been a bit of a slow burner.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31So, you know, I'll carry on doing it until everyone's seen it

0:18:31 > 0:18:33and paid their tenners.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35But it's very popular, by the way.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37OK, so, Terry.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Terry. Listen, you are on 21.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42- The high scorers still Richard and Fred on 97.- Yeah, all right.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- 75 or less.- Calm down!

0:18:44 > 0:18:4875 or less gets you through to the next round.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49You can do this in your sleep.

0:18:50 > 0:18:55Yeah, well, actually this film was a first date for me with a girl.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57And not a good idea, by the way,

0:18:57 > 0:18:58because of one particular scene in it.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01So, it's Midnight Express and Express Yourself.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Express, says Terry.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

0:19:05 > 0:19:08let's see how many people said "express." There's your red line.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Get below that, you're in Round 2.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14It's right.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15You are in Round 2.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Very good. Very good. - APPLAUSE

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- 17 takes your total up to 38.- Well played, Terry. Good answer there.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yes, it's an Alan Parker film and a Madonna single.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Diane. - Hello.- Diane, welcome to the show.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40Jet on Gladiators. Now, how did that come about?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42It was a bit bizarre, to be honest.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I think I'd been teaching a lot of fitness.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48I had done a lot of TV and a bit of theatre prior

0:19:48 > 0:19:51and they knew me as a fairly fit girl,

0:19:51 > 0:19:53in the sense that I could run a bit and climb a bit

0:19:53 > 0:19:55and do a few gymnastics and a bit of dancing.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58They were wanting to cast girls that weren't really body builders,

0:19:58 > 0:20:02so they looked at the world of dance and theatre a bit.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04And they found me.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06And I thought, "There's no way I'll be able to do this!"

0:20:06 > 0:20:09I'd seen the American show and they were really,

0:20:09 > 0:20:10kind of, buff, as they say.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14- It was terrifying.- I think butch is...- Possibly, yes. You said it.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16And then, of course, I did it and the rest is history.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I did about four, four and a half years, before an accident,

0:20:19 > 0:20:22and got the chance to work with Ulrika and the rest of the team,

0:20:22 > 0:20:25who were fantastic, but the contenders were even better.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Brilliant. And here you are today on 39.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- The high scorers still Richard and Fred on 97.- All right!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31You enjoy that, don't you?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I'm, literally... I'm just saying what I see.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Yeah, you have to score 57 or less.

0:20:37 > 0:20:3957 or less and you are through to the next round.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Do you feel confident enough to talk us through that board?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Million Dollar Baby - Baby Love.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Er...Office Space - Space Oddity.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Apocalypse Now - Now You're Gone and Dirty Dancing - Dancing Queen.

0:20:54 > 0:20:59I'd like to go for...space, if that's right.

0:20:59 > 0:21:04OK, space. Office and Oddity sharing Space. There is your red line.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06If you get below that, you're through to Round 2.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07Let's see if space is right

0:21:07 > 0:21:09and, if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12It is right.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You're in Round 2.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Very well done indeed. - APPLAUSE

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Close in the end. 82, your total.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Very well played, Diane.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- A Mike Judge film and the first of David Bowie's 57 top 40 hits.- 57?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Space Oddity. Amazing, isn't it? And that's just up to time of recording.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31He's not done yet, is he?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- No.- Now, you took us through the board very nicely, as well.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36You'd have got more points for Million Dollar Baby - Baby Love.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Would have seen you knocked out. It would have scored you 61 points.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Apocalypse Now - Now You're Gone, you're right as well.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Also would have seen you knocked out with 69 points.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46And Dirty Dancing - Dancing Queen.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Also would have seen you knocked out. 82.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51You went for the one answer that would have seen you through.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Well played. - Well, thanks very much, Richard.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, at the end of our first round, I'm so sorry.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58The pair who will be heading home with their high score of 97,

0:21:58 > 0:22:01it's Richard and Fred. Nothing wrong with your answers.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03And who would have known the The Colour Purple

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- and Purple Rain would have been so high?- Who would have guessed?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09It's been wonderful having you on the show, and you're not going yet.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11You're going to play us out at the end of the show. What a treat.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Looking forward to that.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16But in the meantime, thank you so much for playing. Richard and Fred.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18APPLAUSE

0:22:18 > 0:22:21But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26So, three pairs remain.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29At the end of this round, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair

0:22:29 > 0:22:30in time for our head-to-head round.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Congratulations to each of our pairs.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Our category for Round 2 today is...

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Oh, no. Shame.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Tennis. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43who's going to go second?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:22:58 > 0:23:00..as they could.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Current tennis players who've won a Grand Slam tournament. Richard.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05We're looking for any tennis player

0:23:05 > 0:23:06who's currently in the world's top 100

0:23:06 > 0:23:09who's ever won a Grand Slam singles title, please.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11So, anyone in the top 100, as of January 2014

0:23:11 > 0:23:16who's ever won Wimbledon, French Open, Australian Open or the US Open singles title, please.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much, indeed.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22So, Diane, we come to you first. And what are you going to go for?

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Um, it's going to have to be a bit of a guess.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29My knowledge is very low on tennis, so I'll go for Peter Sampras.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Peter Sampras, says Diane.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Pete Sampras.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh, I'm afraid that's incorrect, Diane.

0:23:40 > 0:23:44- Scores you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.- Sorry, Diane.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46But you've got Ulrika's tennis knowledge

0:23:46 > 0:23:48to save you in the second pass. THEY LAUGH

0:23:48 > 0:23:51No, he's been retired for a long time. It's Pete Sampras,

0:23:51 > 0:23:53but Peter Sampras is a rather nice way of referring to him.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56If his mother is watching now, she will be delighted.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Thanks very much. Now, Katie.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- What are you thinking?- OK.

0:24:02 > 0:24:09So, I'm just going to say this very, um, fun name that I remember.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11Venus Williams.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Venus Williams, says Katie. Venus Williams.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20It's right.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Very well done, Katie.- Oh, my God, I'm just...- Still going down.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:24:26 > 0:24:28A good answer.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Well played, Katie. Terrific answer.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Yes, world number 38, as of January 2014.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Won all sorts of Grand Slam titles. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Trevor.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42There's a name in my mind, but I know he's not pointless.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44I just have...Roger Federer.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Roger Federer, says Trevor. Roger Federer.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52It's right.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- APPLAUSE - 57 for Roger Federer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Still ranked in the top ten, Roger Federer

0:25:02 > 0:25:05and 17 Grand Slam titles to date.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07I bet he's got one more in him. That's my opinion.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- That's my betting opinion. - It'd be nice.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- 18's a nicer number to stop on. - It is, isn't it?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14- When this goes out, he might have already won one.- Oh, he might?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17That's good. We'll look so old and faded.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Do you think?- Yeah. Banging on about 17. Slightly embarrassing.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- It'll look ridiculous, won't it? - Yeah.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25We'll have to do something to make us look cooler and younger.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27- That's a good idea. - What could we do? Oh, hold on.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31MUSIC: Firestarter by The Prodigy

0:25:39 > 0:25:42APPLAUSE

0:25:44 > 0:25:47I'm almost certain we didn't have those in the '90s.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49If I'd had one of these in the '90s,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51I could have started a small church or something.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54- LAUGHTER - A cult. I'd have been a leader of men.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

0:25:57 > 0:26:0028, Katie. You see, there you are, the lowest score of the pass.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02- You see? You see? - It's just dumb luck.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05- I'm telling you.- Listen, whatever it is, you are the low scorers on 28.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Then we go up to 57, where we find Trevor and Simon.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12Up to 100, Diane and Ulrika. Ulrika, yes, you've got a job to do here.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15That's all I'm saying. We're going to come back down the line.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Second players, please, step up to the podium.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21OK, so, Simon,

0:26:21 > 0:26:24we're looking for any male or female tennis player,

0:26:24 > 0:26:25currently ranked in the top 100,

0:26:25 > 0:26:28who has won at least one Grand Slam title.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34Thank you, Katie. You've given me a hint.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- So I'm going to go for Serena Williams.- Serena Williams. OK.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Well, listen, there you are on 57. High scorers on 100.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43You have to score 42 or less. There's your red line.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45If you can get below that red line with Serena Williams,

0:26:45 > 0:26:46you're in Round 2.

0:26:49 > 0:26:50It's right.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56You've done it. Trevor and Simon will be in the head-to-head.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01You've gone one better. That takes your total up to 90.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Well played, Simon. Ranked number one, actually, in January 2014.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Oldest woman ever to be world rank number one.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Thanks very much. Now, Terry. - Oh.- Listen, good news.

0:27:10 > 0:27:1428, lovely low score from Katie. What are you going to go for?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Anna Kournikova.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Anna Kournikova, says Terry. Anna Kournikova.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20There's your red line.

0:27:20 > 0:27:24If you get below that with Anna Kournikova, you are through to the next round.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Let's see if it's right, then let's see how many people said Anna Kournikova.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sorry, Terry. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:27:32 > 0:27:36Scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 128.

0:27:36 > 0:27:41Sorry, Terry. Not in the world's top 100 as of January 2014, I'm afraid.

0:27:41 > 0:27:42And also hasn't won a Grand Slam.

0:27:42 > 0:27:46Apart from that - impeccable. LAUGHTER

0:27:46 > 0:27:47And you got the first name.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49The only other one I knew was too obvious

0:27:49 > 0:27:51and wouldn't have scored less than 71.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Well, that still would have been 29 better than what you did score.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56LAUGHTER

0:27:56 > 0:27:59Thanks very much indeed. OK, now, Ulrika.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Hi.- Listen, you've got a target. You've got a target to aim for.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04You're going to get a red line and everything.

0:28:04 > 0:28:10- Yes.- Terry and Katie are on 128, so if you can score 27 or less...

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- I've got a name.- Yes.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17But I... I can't remember.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Honestly, it's the lights. They're dazzling me.

0:28:19 > 0:28:22So I'm going to go for...

0:28:22 > 0:28:26- Richard, don't look bored yet.- Hmm? LAUGHTER

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- So rude.- I was focusing. I was concentrating.- I'm going to go for...

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Sharapova.

0:28:33 > 0:28:34And her first name is...

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Er... Ah...

0:28:40 > 0:28:41She's not that old.

0:28:41 > 0:28:44Anna, El...

0:28:44 > 0:28:46DIANE LAUGHS

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Anne, Elizabeth, Jane? Anna.

0:28:50 > 0:28:54- Anna?- No, it's not. Ka? I have to go through the alphabet.

0:28:54 > 0:28:55That's how I remember people's names.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Ulrika, is it all right if I look bored now?

0:28:58 > 0:29:00LAUGHTER

0:29:10 > 0:29:16- Maria Sharapova! Maria! Yes! - Maria.- I got it. Maria.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18OK, Maria Sharapova. There's your red line.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20But it's not going to be less than that.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22If you get below that red line with Maria Sharapova,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24you are in the head-to-head.

0:29:24 > 0:29:28Let's see how many of our 100 people said Maria Sharapova.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32It's right.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38You've done it! Very well done indeed.

0:29:38 > 0:29:40APPLAUSE

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Very good. Maria Sharapova takes your total up to 114

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- and takes you into the head-to-head. - How about that?

0:29:46 > 0:29:49World number three. That took as long as an entire series

0:29:49 > 0:29:52of How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria. LAUGHTER

0:29:52 > 0:29:55OK, let's take a look. There's two pointless answers on the board.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Let's take a look at both of them. You could have had...

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Very good answers if you got them.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01Francesca Schiavone and Svetlana Kuznetsova.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03Some of the low scorers.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05You'd have got one point for Ana Ivanovic, Sam Stosur

0:30:05 > 0:30:07and Petra Kvitova.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:30:09 > 0:30:10Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12So, at the end of our second round,

0:30:12 > 0:30:14I'm afraid it's Terry and Katie,

0:30:14 > 0:30:16with a high score of 128, who are heading away.

0:30:16 > 0:30:19Oh, it's the glass wall at the end of the second round, Terry.

0:30:19 > 0:30:21You're not breaking through it.

0:30:21 > 0:30:25Hitting the net in football's great, but in tennis, no good.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29LAUGHTER

0:30:29 > 0:30:31This is where, I'm afraid, we have to say goodbye.

0:30:31 > 0:30:33It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:30:33 > 0:30:36- Terry and Katie, thank you so much for playing. Terry and Katie. - APPLAUSE

0:30:37 > 0:30:39But for Trevor and Simon, Ulrika and Diane,

0:30:39 > 0:30:41it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47Congratulations, Trevor and Simon, Ulrika and Diane,

0:30:47 > 0:30:50you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:30:50 > 0:30:53for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55APPLAUSE

0:30:57 > 0:30:59So, this is the point where we decide who gets to play

0:30:59 > 0:31:01for that money for their chosen charities.

0:31:01 > 0:31:03To do that, you're going to go head-to-head.

0:31:03 > 0:31:04The big difference is,

0:31:04 > 0:31:06you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers.

0:31:06 > 0:31:09And the first pair to win two questions

0:31:09 > 0:31:10will be playing for that jackpot.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Oh, and this is exciting, this is exciting! Listen.

0:31:13 > 0:31:18Singing Corner, ready! Gladiators, ready!

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Let's play the head-to-head.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:31:31 > 0:31:34- LAUGHTER - Celebrity beards.- There's one.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36This isn't anything to do with sham marriages, is it?

0:31:36 > 0:31:37It's not, I'm afraid.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40We're going to show you five pictures now of celebrities sporting beards.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43You just need to tell us who they are, please. Very best of luck.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46OK, let's reveal our five celebrity beards. And here they come.

0:31:46 > 0:31:47We have got...

0:32:07 > 0:32:10There we are. Five celebrities sporting beards.

0:32:10 > 0:32:13Now, Trevor and Simon, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:32:13 > 0:32:14so you will go first.

0:32:14 > 0:32:16(I think we should go for B or E.)

0:32:18 > 0:32:21- (Yeah, I think so.) - Well, which do you think?

0:32:21 > 0:32:24- (I think E.- E? - I'm fairly happy it's him.)

0:32:25 > 0:32:29We're going to go for E and we think that's Antonio Banderas.

0:32:29 > 0:32:32Antonio Banderas, say Trevor and Simon, for E.

0:32:32 > 0:32:36Now then, Ulrika and Diane, the board is all yours.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39OK! I'm not going to touch anything. Shall we talk you through it?

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- Well, we don't know them all. - A is Brad Pitt.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45B, we think, is Will Young.

0:32:47 > 0:32:50- C, we think, is...- Daniel Radcliffe.

0:32:50 > 0:32:55- D, we think is... - SHE MUMBLES

0:32:55 > 0:32:59- And E...- Is Banderas. - Obviously, Antonio Banderas.

0:32:59 > 0:33:03- Are we going to go for B?- Yes. - We're going to go for B, Will Young.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05B, Will Young, say Ulrika and Diane.

0:33:05 > 0:33:08So, we have Antonio Banderas and we have Will Young.

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Now, Trevor and Simon said Antonio Banderas, for E.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:33:16 > 0:33:17It is right.

0:33:22 > 0:33:24APPLAUSE

0:33:24 > 0:33:31- Very good.- Now, Ulrika and Diane have said that B is Will Young.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Let's see if that's right and,

0:33:33 > 0:33:35if it is, let's see how many people said Will Young.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39- It is Will Young.- It is Will Young.

0:33:39 > 0:33:41Is this going to beat 30, though?

0:33:42 > 0:33:44APPLAUSE

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Very well done, Trevor and Simon.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54Very well played, guys. Two good answers there.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55You're right about Brad Pitt.

0:33:55 > 0:33:57Would have scored you a lot of points, though.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59Would have scored you 68.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00Daniel Radcliffe.

0:34:00 > 0:34:03The wonderful Daniel Radcliffe would have scored you 55.

0:34:03 > 0:34:08- Matthew Fox! Matthew Fox!- And it is. From Lost, the actor Matthew Fox.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10Absolutely. And it's the best answer there. 9 points.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Should have thought of that a few moments ago.- The alphabet!

0:34:13 > 0:34:16OK, well, thanks very much. Here comes your second question.

0:34:16 > 0:34:18Ulrika and Diane, you get to answer this one first,

0:34:18 > 0:34:21but you have to win it to stay in the game, so very best of luck.

0:34:21 > 0:34:22It concerns...

0:34:24 > 0:34:25- What?- Fire, Richard.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28Just going to give you five clues now to answers

0:34:28 > 0:34:30all of which have the word "fire" somewhere in them.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Different things, but all with "fire" somewhere in their titles.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:34:35 > 0:34:38OK, thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five clues. And here they come.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40We've got...

0:34:58 > 0:35:00I'll read those all one last time.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19Ulrika and Diane, you will go first.

0:35:19 > 0:35:23- (Pontypandy is Fireman Sam.)- Oh! OK.

0:35:23 > 0:35:24Don't know.

0:35:24 > 0:35:27ULRIKA WHISPERS

0:35:27 > 0:35:28Yes.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31- And what's the bottom one?- (Do you know the second one? I don't know.

0:35:31 > 0:35:37- (I've no idea.)- OK.- We might be going for the first one.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Which is Fireman Sam.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Fireman Sam say Ulrika and Diane. Fireman Sam.

0:35:43 > 0:35:46Trevor and Simon, talk us through that board, if you can.

0:35:46 > 0:35:52Um, OK. Um, the Tom Wolfe novel is Bonfire Of The Vanities.

0:35:52 > 0:35:57The title of the 1989 Jerry Lee Lewis biopic is Great Balls Of Fire.

0:35:57 > 0:36:01And the disaster is the Great Fire of London.

0:36:01 > 0:36:06And, erm, the indie band whose album is Reflector...is Arcade Fire,

0:36:06 > 0:36:10- we think.- We'll go with Tom Wolfe's novel, The Bonfire Of The Vanities.

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Bonfire Of The Vanities. So, we have Fireman Sam.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14We have Bonfire Of The Vanities.

0:36:14 > 0:36:16Now then, Ulrika and Diane went with Fireman Sam.

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:36:21 > 0:36:22It's right.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29- Fireman Sam, 36. - APPLAUSE

0:36:29 > 0:36:31We should have definitely gone for B.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35Trevor and Simon have named the Tom Wolfe New York-set novel

0:36:35 > 0:36:37as The Bonfire Of The Vanities. Let's see if that's right.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Let's see how many people said that.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43It is right.

0:36:44 > 0:36:46I have a feeling this might beat Pontypandy.

0:36:46 > 0:36:47And it does, look at that.

0:36:47 > 0:36:51- Down it goes to ten. Look at that. - APPLAUSE

0:36:51 > 0:36:53Very, very well done, Trevor and Simon.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56After two questions, you are straight through to the final, 2-0.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Well played, gents. You took us through the board very nicely there.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02The Jerry Lee Lewis film was Great Balls Of Fire. You're quite right.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Would have scored you 24 points.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07The disaster was the biggest scorer there. Great Fire of London.

0:37:07 > 0:37:08Would have scored you 77.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10And the indie band was Arcade Fire, as you said.

0:37:10 > 0:37:11That would have scored 17.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14Bonfire Of The Vanities couldn't have beaten it. Best answer.

0:37:14 > 0:37:15Thank you, Richard.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

0:37:18 > 0:37:21I'm afraid, Ulrika... It's head-to-head again.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22It was head-to-head last time.

0:37:22 > 0:37:23It was head-to-head this time.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26You both must come back. But thank you so much for playing.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30- Ulrika and Diane, wonderful performance. - APPLAUSE

0:37:30 > 0:37:33But for Trevor and Simon, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:37:38 > 0:37:39Congratulations, Trevor and Simon.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41You fought off all the competition

0:37:41 > 0:37:44and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:37:50 > 0:37:52You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:37:52 > 0:37:53for your chosen charities.

0:37:53 > 0:37:57At the moment, the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:37:57 > 0:37:59APPLAUSE

0:38:01 > 0:38:04As always, you get to choose your category for this last round.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07You have four options to choose from. Let's see what they are.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08We've got...

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- International Organisations? - Should we? Should we?

0:38:21 > 0:38:22It's a bit specific, isn't it?

0:38:22 > 0:38:26It's going to be a Thunderbirds thing or something. I don't know.

0:38:26 > 0:38:27Modern Female Novelists?

0:38:27 > 0:38:30I, er... Hmm.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Erm...- Let's do British Comedy and hope for the best.- British Comedy.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Go on, British Comedy. - OK, British Comedy it is.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38OK, three very different options here, including a film one,

0:38:38 > 0:38:39so hopefully something here suits.

0:38:39 > 0:38:43We are looking for the title of any of the episodes

0:38:43 > 0:38:46of the Mr Bean series that ran from 1990 to 1995.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48That's the live-action one, not the animated one.

0:38:48 > 0:38:52We are looking for any cast member from the 2013 comedy The World's End.

0:38:52 > 0:38:56So, anybody according to IMDB credited with acting in that film.

0:38:56 > 0:38:57Terrific film.

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Or we are looking for anybody nominated for an individual

0:39:00 > 0:39:02British Comedy Award in 2013.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05So, any nominee or winner of an individual British Comedy Award.

0:39:05 > 0:39:08In terms of double acts, we'll take either answer as acceptable.

0:39:08 > 0:39:10So, any title of a Mr Bean episode,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13any cast member of The World's End or anyone who was nominated

0:39:13 > 0:39:16for an individual category in the 2013 British Comedy Awards.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19Very, very best of luck.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20Thanks very much.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:39:23 > 0:39:25and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities

0:39:25 > 0:39:28is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:39:28 > 0:39:29- Are you ready?- Yes.

0:39:29 > 0:39:32OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Your time starts now.

0:39:35 > 0:39:38- Mr Bean... - I'd leave that, wouldn't you?

0:39:38 > 0:39:40British Comedy Award nominees and winners.

0:39:40 > 0:39:43I'm trying to think about double acts that...

0:39:43 > 0:39:45The thing on Channel 4, they were nominated,

0:39:45 > 0:39:47and I can't think of their names.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Female double act? - No, a male double act. Erm...

0:39:50 > 0:39:52Cast of the film World's End.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55Paddy Considine, erm, and what's the name of...

0:39:55 > 0:39:58the guy who was in...

0:39:58 > 0:40:01I always think of him going, "Fancy a nice, sweet cup of tea?"

0:40:01 > 0:40:04Do you know that guy? From...Gangster No. 1.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07"Would you like a nice, sweet cup of tea?"

0:40:07 > 0:40:09- That's no good, is it? Paddy Considine.- Oh, I know, yes.

0:40:09 > 0:40:11Do you know the one I mean? What's his name?

0:40:11 > 0:40:14- The tea boy. No, I know it.- Erm...

0:40:15 > 0:40:18Nick Frost, but that's no good. Erm...

0:40:20 > 0:40:24Who plays... Is Michael...? Is Brian Cox possibly in it?

0:40:24 > 0:40:27It's someone like that.

0:40:27 > 0:40:28This is awful. Um.

0:40:30 > 0:40:32Frost.

0:40:32 > 0:40:35- Not Nick Frost. What's... - That is your time up.

0:40:35 > 0:40:39I now need your three answers.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- OK, so we'll go Paddy Considine. - Paddy Considine.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46Yeah, for The World's End.

0:40:46 > 0:40:47Um, Mark...

0:40:47 > 0:40:49- Got a Mr Bean thing... - Do you want to try a Mr Bean one?

0:40:49 > 0:40:52No, I just think we'd think of it. There were so many episodes.

0:40:52 > 0:40:53But what were the titles, though?

0:40:55 > 0:40:57Um...comedy award winners.

0:40:58 > 0:40:59We'll have to go...

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Let's say, I think, Brian Cox, possibly, was in The World's End.

0:41:04 > 0:41:08- Brian Cox. Wonderful.- Not 100% sure of that. It's...Josh Widdicombe.

0:41:08 > 0:41:11- Josh Widdicombe.- Yeah? Yeah?- Go on, then. Yeah, yeah.- There we are then.

0:41:11 > 0:41:14Three answers. Josh Widdicombe, a nominee from the Comedy Awards

0:41:14 > 0:41:17- and the other two are from World's End.- Yes.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19Of those three, best shot at a pointless answer?

0:41:21 > 0:41:25- Um...Josh Widdicombe. - Josh Widdicombe, we'll put last.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27OK, least likely to be pointless?

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Well, I don't know if Brian Cox is right. So, shall we put him first?

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- Yeah.- We'll put Brian Cox first. - Do that.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Let's put those on the board, in that order.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35And here they come. We have got...

0:41:40 > 0:41:43Three fantastic personalities up there.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45Let's hope at least one of them is right and pointless.

0:41:45 > 0:41:48If it is, it'll win you 2,500 quid for your charities.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50What are your charities? Trevor?

0:41:50 > 0:41:52Well, mine's Surf Life Saving GB.

0:41:52 > 0:41:56I don't surf myself, although I am going to have a lesson this summer.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59But my daughter, who's with me tonight,

0:41:59 > 0:42:01she had an accident just before Christmas.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04She fell into the Margate Harbour.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06And there was a guy on the spot

0:42:06 > 0:42:10who just happened to be the local surf hero, life saver

0:42:10 > 0:42:12and water safety expert

0:42:12 > 0:42:16and he was there on the spot and, I think, saved her life, pretty much.

0:42:16 > 0:42:20So, I thought his charity... His name is Dave Melmoth

0:42:20 > 0:42:22and I think he deserved a mention and a thank you,

0:42:22 > 0:42:25so if we can get some money for that charity, that would be fantastic.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Excellent. Simon?

0:42:27 > 0:42:30I'd like to raise some money for the Lymphoedema Support Network,

0:42:30 > 0:42:33which is mainly because of my mum.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36My mum had breast cancer and had the lymph nodes removed

0:42:36 > 0:42:39and for anyone who's got problems with the lymphatic system,

0:42:39 > 0:42:44they need help, being taught and given support.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46The Lymphoedema Network Support,

0:42:46 > 0:42:49which is just funded by its members and donations,

0:42:49 > 0:42:51they've been fantastic with my mum.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53So I'd like to be able to give something back for that.

0:42:53 > 0:42:56- Very good. Two fabulous charities. - APPLAUSE

0:43:00 > 0:43:01Two great charities,

0:43:01 > 0:43:04two excellent reasons to be raising money for them.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Let's hope one of these answers will raise some money.

0:43:07 > 0:43:09Your first answer was Brian Cox.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11Slightly off the top of your heads,

0:43:11 > 0:43:16but he's a likely kind of character to be in World's End, surely.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Let's find out if it's right.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21If it is and it's pointless, it'll win you £2,500 for those charities.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Let's see how many people said Brian Cox, if it's right.

0:43:29 > 0:43:30Oh, no.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Sadly, Brian Cox, not in World's End.

0:43:33 > 0:43:38Your next answer, also for World's End, is Paddy Considine.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Let's hope it's correct, let's hope nobody said it.

0:43:40 > 0:43:43If it is pointless, it'll win you £2,500,

0:43:43 > 0:43:45so let's find out how many people said Paddy Considine.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49It's right.

0:43:49 > 0:43:52So, your first answer, Brian Cox, was incorrect.

0:43:52 > 0:43:55But Paddy Considine is very much in World's End.

0:43:55 > 0:43:57Down it goes, into single figures, still going down.

0:43:57 > 0:44:00- You've done it! - CHEERING

0:44:00 > 0:44:01Very well done! Superb.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05- Brilliant. Brilliant. - Incredible!- That is fantastic.

0:44:05 > 0:44:06What a great answer.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11Amazing!

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Congratulations.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17Paddy Considine was a pointless answer which means you go home

0:44:17 > 0:44:19with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21This is why I love being in a double act.

0:44:21 > 0:44:24APPLAUSE

0:44:24 > 0:44:25Superb.

0:44:27 > 0:44:30- Very well done. - Amazing. That's so fantastic.

0:44:30 > 0:44:31Really well deserved.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32I'll put you out of your misery

0:44:32 > 0:44:34on some of those other people that are in World's End.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37- The guy from Gangster No. 1 is Eddie Marsan.- Eddie Marsan.

0:44:37 > 0:44:38He was also a pointless answer.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41There is a woman in it that's been in James Bond, as well.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- It's Rosamund Pike.- That's it! - Who was also a pointless answer.- Oh!

0:44:44 > 0:44:47The other answer you gave, Josh Widdicombe,

0:44:47 > 0:44:50was an incorrect answer, so would have scored 100 points.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52Let's have a look at some of the answers. We'll start with Mr Bean.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55You could have had...

0:44:59 > 0:45:01You also could have had Do It Yourself, Mr Bean

0:45:01 > 0:45:02and Mind The Baby, Mr Bean.

0:45:02 > 0:45:06Don't give a... Don't give a baby to Mr Bean, right?

0:45:06 > 0:45:10Chaos would ensue, surely. Now, here's The World's End. Look at that.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Eddie Marsan, Paddy Considine, Pierce Brosnan.

0:45:12 > 0:45:15He was in a Bond film, wasn't he? LAUGHTER

0:45:15 > 0:45:16And Rosamund Pike.

0:45:16 > 0:45:18In fact, the only people who scored points were

0:45:18 > 0:45:21Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Mark Heap,

0:45:21 > 0:45:24Bill Nighy would have scored you one point, if you said him,

0:45:24 > 0:45:26and Reece Shearsmith, as well.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28And Comedy Award nominees.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32These four all won. Adam Hills won Best Breakthrough Artist.

0:45:32 > 0:45:34Nina Conti, who won Best Female Comic.

0:45:34 > 0:45:37Steve Coogan and Will Ferrell, who both won achievement awards.

0:45:37 > 0:45:39Also could have had all sorts of people -

0:45:39 > 0:45:41Greg Davies, James Corden, Jon Richardson.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44You could have had Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins, as well.

0:45:44 > 0:45:46But £2,500 safely in the bank. Very well done.

0:45:46 > 0:45:48Two deserving charities, two deserving winners.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51It's been a pleasure to have you here.

0:45:51 > 0:45:55Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Trevor and Simon,

0:45:55 > 0:45:58who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Very well done, indeed. - APPLAUSE

0:46:02 > 0:46:04Join us next time,

0:46:04 > 0:46:07when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:46:07 > 0:46:09- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10And it's goodbye from me.

0:46:10 > 0:46:13And, playing us out with I'm Too Sexy, it's Right Said Fred.

0:46:13 > 0:46:16- Goodbye. - CHEERING

0:46:16 > 0:46:19# I'm too sexy for my love

0:46:19 > 0:46:20# Too sexy for my love

0:46:20 > 0:46:23# Love's going to leave me... #

0:46:23 > 0:46:24Here we go.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33You weren't expecting this, were you?

0:46:33 > 0:46:35Or were you? I don't know.

0:46:40 > 0:46:42# I'm too sexy for my shirt

0:46:42 > 0:46:44# Too sexy for my shirt

0:46:44 > 0:46:47# So sexy it hurts

0:46:47 > 0:46:50# And I'm too sexy for Milan

0:46:50 > 0:46:52# Too sexy for Milan

0:46:52 > 0:46:54# New York and Japan

0:46:54 > 0:46:56# Too sexy for Japan

0:46:58 > 0:47:00# New York and Birmingham

0:47:03 > 0:47:06# And I'm too sexy for your party

0:47:06 > 0:47:08# Too sexy for your party

0:47:08 > 0:47:10# No way I'm disco dancing

0:47:11 > 0:47:14# I'm a model, you know what I mean

0:47:14 > 0:47:18# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:47:18 > 0:47:22# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

0:47:22 > 0:47:26# I shake my little tush on the catwalk... #

0:47:26 > 0:47:27Here we go!

0:47:42 > 0:47:45# I'm too sexy for my car

0:47:45 > 0:47:47# Too sexy for my car

0:47:47 > 0:47:50# Too sexy by far

0:47:50 > 0:47:53# And I'm too sexy for my hat

0:47:53 > 0:47:55# Too sexy for my hat

0:47:55 > 0:47:57# What d'ya think about that?

0:47:58 > 0:48:01# I'm a model, you know what I mean

0:48:01 > 0:48:05# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:48:05 > 0:48:09# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

0:48:09 > 0:48:12# I do my little turn on the catwalk... #

0:48:15 > 0:48:17All right, here we go now.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24# I'm too sexy for my...

0:48:24 > 0:48:26# Too sexy for my...

0:48:26 > 0:48:28# Too sexy for my...

0:48:30 > 0:48:33# I'm a model, you know what I mean

0:48:33 > 0:48:37# And I do my little turn on the catwalk

0:48:37 > 0:48:41# Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah

0:48:41 > 0:48:44# I shake my little tush on the catwalk

0:48:47 > 0:48:50# I'm too sexy for my cat

0:48:50 > 0:48:52# Too sexy for my cat

0:48:52 > 0:48:53# Poor pussy

0:48:53 > 0:48:55# Poor pussy cat

0:48:55 > 0:48:58# I'm too sexy for my love

0:48:58 > 0:49:00# Too sexy for my love

0:49:00 > 0:49:03# Love's going to leave me

0:49:03 > 0:49:05# And I'm too sexy for this song. #

0:49:05 > 0:49:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE