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0:00:19 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

0:00:26 > 0:00:29and welcome to this special experts edition of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32the show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you can.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35You do that by coming up with the answers no-one else could think of.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40APPLAUSE

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Couple number one.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45I'm Michaela Strachan, I'm a wildlife presenter,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48previously of programmes like The Really Wild Show.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50These days, it's Springwatch.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53And I'm Martin Hughes-Games and I too am a wildlife presenter.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55APPLAUSE

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Couple number two.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'm Eric Knowles and I work on BBC Antiques Roadshow.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I work on another programme with Mark Stacey,

0:01:04 > 0:01:05and I'm his probation officer.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06LAUGHTER

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Well, I'm Mark Stacey.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I work on a number of BBC antiques shows and I've learnt all I need

0:01:11 > 0:01:14to know from Eric, so I'm feeling pretty pointless at the moment.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Couple number three.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Hi there, I'm Michael Douglas -

0:01:20 > 0:01:23not the actor, as you can probably tell -

0:01:23 > 0:01:26but the hairdresser and One Show presenter.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29And I'm Nicky Clarke, and I'm a hairdresser.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32APPLAUSE

0:01:32 > 0:01:34And finally, couple number four.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35I'm Alice Roberts

0:01:35 > 0:01:37and I'm a science presenter on the BBC.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I'm also an anatomist and I work at the University of Birmingham.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42I'm Dick Strawbridge.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44We work together, we love the seaside.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47We work on Coast. Alice is a professor.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49She's got the brains and the looks, but I've got the moustache.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52APPLAUSE

0:01:52 > 0:01:55And these are today's contestants. Thanks very much, all of you.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00That leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02He was in the running to be the next James Bond until the producers

0:02:02 > 0:02:04saw him trying to get into an Aston Martin.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hiya. Hi, everybody. Hiya!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Good evening.- And to you, sir. - This will be fun, won't it?- Won't it?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17We've done one of those experts shows before.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19We have all sorts of different celebrities on the show

0:02:19 > 0:02:21and sometimes we do experts ones.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23They're always unbelievably clever, that's the key thing.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I would imagine, if you're watching now,

0:02:26 > 0:02:27the key thing to expect is - pow! -

0:02:27 > 0:02:29pointless answer after pointless answer

0:02:29 > 0:02:32exploding everywhere across the screen, don't you think?

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- I'd have thought. - They look like a clever bunch.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- And best moustache ever, I think. - Absolutely. No question.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39We have done a lot of episodes.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42A lot of episodes, so it is quite some accolade.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I think it just takes over from Willie Thorne.

0:02:44 > 0:02:45LAUGHTER

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- The previous holder. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52All our questions have been asked to 100 people before the show.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57an answer that none of our 100 people gave.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:02 > 0:03:05each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07So we start off with a jackpot of...

0:03:09 > 0:03:11WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Riches untold.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16OK, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19APPLAUSE

0:03:19 > 0:03:22OK, all you have to remember is that the pair with the highest score

0:03:22 > 0:03:24at the end of the round will be eliminated,

0:03:24 > 0:03:27so keep your scores as low as you possibly can.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Best of luck. Our first category today is...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Film Actors.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- and who's going to go second? - Are you sure?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48OK. And the question concerns...

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Shared Roles, Richard.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Yeah, on each board, we're going to show you some pairs of actors.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Those pairs of actors have each played the same role on film.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03To help you a bit, we will give you the initials of the role they played.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05You just have to tell us what role it is, please.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08There will be seven on each board, 14 in all to have a go at at home.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Very best of luck.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13OK, thanks very much indeed. So we are looking for the name of the character that has been

0:04:13 > 0:04:16played by both of these actors and here is our first board of seven.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'll read those all one final time.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02There we go. Michaela.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Michaela, you are going to go first. Welcome to the show, Michaela.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Now, of all the many, many, many things you have seen in the wild,

0:05:10 > 0:05:16is there one thing still on your list that you are longing to see?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Definitely - I've never seen blue whales.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21So I'd love to go to somewhere like California Baja

0:05:21 > 0:05:25and experience just the size of a blue whale.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27So that's definitely on my list of things to do.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- Have you been hunting for them and not seen them?- I never hunt!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- I mean...I don't mean that! - That would be a story -

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Michaela Strachan's been hunting blue whales.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37That would've been in the paper! LAUGHTER

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- Have you been searching for...? There we go.- No.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43No, I've never been anywhere where they're in the vicinity,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45So that would be amazing. And, apparently,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48California Baja is one of the best places to go to see them.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Very good. OK, now, Michaela, there are the pairs of actors.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55They've all played the same character. What is that character?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I've got to be perfectly honest... - Be it.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Films are not my strong point and actors are not my strong point.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04But I'm... This is a random guess for me.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06IJ must be Indiana Jones.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Indiana Jones, says Michaela, for Harrison Ford and River Phoenix.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Let's see that's right and, if so, let's see how many of our 100 people said Indiana Jones.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16It's right.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Oh!- 75. - APPLAUSE

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Good start. Good start, well done.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Not bad. It's a tough board. - Yeah, it is a tough one.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26There might be some incorrect answers coming later on,

0:06:26 > 0:06:28so 75, you might have got that cheaply.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Yeah, big score there. River Phoenix appears as Indiana Jones

0:06:31 > 0:06:33in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Plays the young Indy right in the beginning.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40- Thanks very much. Now, Mark... - Yes.- ..welcome.- Thank you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Lovely to be here.- Welcome. Great to have you here.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Obviously, you are on countless antiques programmes or have been

0:06:46 > 0:06:48associated with, haven't you?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You have your own antiques shop. And how often are you in there?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Not very often at all, actually! - I'd imagine if anyone comes in and catches sight of you, they go,

0:06:54 > 0:06:57"Oh!" and they kind of have to buy something, don't they?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- They can't really leave and... - You know,

0:06:59 > 0:07:02I try and persuade them that they really need it for their home.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05I think you would trust Mark more now he's been on TV.

0:07:05 > 0:07:10If you go into his shop and he told you something was worth 30 quid, you go, "Oh, oh, it must be."

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Well, I'm not sure about that, not sure about that.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14People think I'm an expert,

0:07:14 > 0:07:18but I've really got a thin veneer of knowledge over a bit of ignorance.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah, but is it a nice, turned walnut veneer? That's the key thing.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- LAUGHTER - Burr walnut!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What is your particular sphere of expertise?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28I'm a generalist, so I like all sorts of things. I like ceramics.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Ceramics?- And silver and furniture.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35OK, Mark, look at this board full of people who have shared film roles.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh, gosh.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38I knew the one Michaela said.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42I think I know the Marlon Brando one but I don't know the first name.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45And if I say the wrong one, it might be 100.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48So I'm going to go for an easy one, I'm afraid.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Errol Flynn and Kevin Costner, Robin Hood.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Robin Hood, says Mark. Let's see if that's right,

0:07:53 > 0:07:57and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Robin Hood.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It's right. Oh, past the 75.

0:08:01 > 0:08:0257.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05APPLAUSE

0:08:05 > 0:08:07This is good, Mark.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Yeah, 1938 for Errol Flynn and Kevin Costner in 1991.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15He's accused - at one point, they say he's stolen over £3 million.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18And given the entire Exchequer of England at that point was

0:08:18 > 0:08:21worth £25,000, that was some going.

0:08:21 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:25OK, well, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Now then...- Yes. - Welcome to Pointless.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Good to have you. Do you still cut hair?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Do you go out and wield a blade still?- I do, yes.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I had clients this morning before I came here.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Because you have an empire. You have an empire of...

0:08:39 > 0:08:41I love standing behind the chair.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44It's hardly, you know, being at the coal face, is it,

0:08:44 > 0:08:46somebody telling you you're brilliant every day.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48What's not to like?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50They don't tell me that!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52LAUGHTER

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Anyway, Nicky, right, so there we have lots of shared roles.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, I think I know most of them,

0:08:58 > 0:09:03so it's really about second-guessing what other people wouldn't know,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05isn't it?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09It's between Ian Holm and Audrey Hepburn.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14OK, I'm going to go for Audrey Hepburn, I think...

0:09:15 > 0:09:16..and Julia Ormond.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I think that's Sabrina.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Sabrina. Let's see if that's right, and if it is,

0:09:20 > 0:09:23let's see how many of our 100 people said Sabrina.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26It's right.

0:09:31 > 0:09:3416, very well done indeed, Nicky.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- APPLAUSE - Best score so far. By a distance.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Well played, Nicky. Terrific start.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Both appeared as Sabrina Fairchild in two separate movies called Sabrina.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Now then, Dick, welcome. - Thank you very much indeed.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50You've been so many things.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Apart from anything else, you were a lieutenant colonel.- I was.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57- But you have been an engineer... - I have.- ..an inventor...- Yes.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Now you're a sort of restaurateur, aren't you?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01- And a cook, yeah. - And a cook.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03And obviously the owner of the best moustache since Viking times.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06I just stand here and it goes forward all by itself.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- You know, it's practically cheating, isn't it?- Wonderful. Wonderful.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Of all these things, which do you prefer?- I love them all.

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- Life's too short to do one thing all your life, so I just do lots. Have a go at everything.- Excellent.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Talking about having a go at everything, will you

0:10:18 > 0:10:21fill in all the bits on this board that haven't yet been filled?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Fill them in?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm afraid I have to say Corry...

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Corryalolo, yeah, yeah(!)

0:10:27 > 0:10:30The Godfather. I don't know the first name either.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Yeah, I'm struggling with that. - Yeah.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34ET, I thought it was a little chap on a bicycle,

0:10:34 > 0:10:35so I'm going to ignore that one.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37LAUGHTER

0:10:37 > 0:10:39BB, I got completely stuck on that one.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41So I only know one,

0:10:41 > 0:10:43and I think that's going to have to be Spider-Man.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, Spider-Man, says Dick.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Let's see if it's right,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51let's see how many of our 100 people said Spider-Man.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54It's right.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Look at that, Dick, not bad at all.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58- 54. - APPLAUSE

0:10:58 > 0:11:01The second-lowest score of the round, if you please!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- 54 for Spider-Man. - Well played, Dick.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Great score on that last podium.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Gives Alice a big chance on the next board.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Now, let's fill in the rest of these.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I think everyone knows that the Marlon Brando/De Niro one

0:11:11 > 0:11:14is Corleone, but what is the first name there?

0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Vito.- Vito.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Victor.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Vito Corleone, yeah. Vito Corleone.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21It's a good score, would've scored 14 points.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24The top one, Divine and John Travolta

0:11:24 > 0:11:26both starred in the John Waters musical, Hairspray.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Different versions. They both played Edna Turnblad.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Oh, that's right! Edna Turnblad. - The best answer there.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Would've scored 9 points.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35And at the bottom, you'll know this one - Ian Holm and Martin Freeman?

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Bilbo Baggins. - Both played Bilbo Baggins, yeah.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40And that would've scored you 35 points.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Best answer up there, Edna Turnblad. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.

0:11:46 > 0:11:4916, Nicky. The best score of that pass. Very well done indeed.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Then we travel up to 54, where we find Dick and Alice.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Up to 57, Mark and Eric.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Then 75, Michaela and Martin.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Now, Martin, you have to score low to stay with us

0:11:59 > 0:12:01at the end of this round. You are a little bit ahead.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Best of luck. Coming back down the line.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11OK, let's put seven more pairs of actors up on the board,

0:12:11 > 0:12:13and here they come. We have got...

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'll read those all one last time.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57There you go, Alice. We're looking for the name of the character

0:12:57 > 0:13:00that is in initials after these pairs of names,

0:13:00 > 0:13:03and that character has been played by both of these actors.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Alice, welcome.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Can I have a question about bones instead of this?- Maybe next round.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Maybe next round! But just a quick question about bones.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15When you see a bone, do you know instantly what it is?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17If I were to see a bone, I would be able to tell you what it was

0:13:17 > 0:13:19in terms of where it came from in a skeleton.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21That's good, that's impressive. That's good.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- I wouldn't necessarily know exactly which animal it was from.- Right.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I would recognise it immediately if it was human.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I am pretty good at some species of animals,

0:13:29 > 0:13:32but there are some where I'd have to go and ask a vet

0:13:32 > 0:13:35or more of a, kind of, animal bone person.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Say if Michaela Strachan had killed a blue whale on a hunt...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40LAUGHTER

0:13:40 > 0:13:42I might be will to spot that one, yeah.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Yeah. Anyway, there we are. Alice, you're on 54.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46The high scorers on 75 are Martin and Michaela.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50So, if you could get away with 20 or less,

0:13:50 > 0:13:52you're definitely safe into the next round.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Well, I definitely know I know two of them.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59But I think they're the easiest ones there.

0:13:59 > 0:14:03And I think, of those two, I am probably going to go for the T,

0:14:03 > 0:14:05although I think it is quite easy.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06I hope it's right.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08I think it's Tarzan.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Tarzan, says Alice. Tarzan. Let's see if that is right.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15There is your red line. If you get below that, you are absolutely safe.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16How many people said Tarzan?

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Is it right?

0:14:20 > 0:14:21It's right.

0:14:23 > 0:14:2551.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26APPLAUSE

0:14:26 > 0:14:28105, your total.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Very well played, Alice.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Yeah, Tarzan, Johnny Weissmuller first played him in 1932.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Won five Olympic golds in swimming, Johnny Weissmuller.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I thought you were going to say five gold medals for the film. I thought, "Ah, that's nice!"

0:14:40 > 0:14:43And Christopher Lambert was in Greystoke, of course.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Thank you very much indeed.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Michael, welcome.- Thank you. - Good to have you here.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50I want to ask you about this thing you've been doing with Dan Snow.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Ah, OK.- The History Man and the Hairdresser.- Yeah.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Well, I performed very badly at school in history.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Now I'm 40 and I've got kids and everything,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59I thought I should take a keen interest,

0:14:59 > 0:15:02and, him being a good mate of mine, decided he would take me on a road

0:15:02 > 0:15:06trip around Britain and explain Great British history to me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Has it worked? Have you picked it up?- It's worked very well.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11I'm hoping there's going to be some great history questions

0:15:11 > 0:15:13that I can get a pointless answer on.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Looking forward to that.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17And are you feeling confident about this, Michael?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I know a couple of them, yeah, so that's enough, isn't it?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22And Nicky's performed so well with question one

0:15:22 > 0:15:23that the pressure is off.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Exactly. If you can score 88 or less...- Easy!- Yeah.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK, well, I'm going to go

0:15:29 > 0:15:31with Gene Hackman/Kevin Spacey, Lex Luther.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Lex Luther, says Michael.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39There's your red line. Get below that, you are safely home and dry.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43Very well done.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Ooh, good answer! 36, well done.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49APPLAUSE

0:15:49 > 0:15:52- 52, your total.- Yeah, Gene Hackman played him three times.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Kevin Spacey, much more recently.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57He used to drive around the set in a golf cart with a bullhorn,

0:15:57 > 0:15:59shouting, "Superman must die!" Kevin Spacey,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02just to spice things up a bit, get into character.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- That must have been brilliant for everyone.- Lot of fun for everybody.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Lot of fun.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11Thank you very much indeed. So, Eric, we come to you.

0:16:11 > 0:16:1433 years on Antiques Roadshow.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Scary, isn't it? - Across the years,

0:16:16 > 0:16:19what's been the most exciting thing put before you?

0:16:19 > 0:16:23I think probably a very, very, sort of, boring-looking

0:16:23 > 0:16:26little glass vase which was about the size of my two hands

0:16:26 > 0:16:31put together and moulded with little ferns on the top

0:16:31 > 0:16:32and the shoulders.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35And out it comes, and the woman said to me, she said,

0:16:35 > 0:16:38"I bought the plant for a pound at a car boot."

0:16:38 > 0:16:41And it was a very rare piece of Lalique glass.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45It was a lost wax piece. It's a one-off.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48And I valued it at £25,000.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Wow!

0:16:50 > 0:16:54But she then went on to sell it for £26,000, which was quite nice,

0:16:54 > 0:16:57because you've got to make sure you get it right on the Roadshow,

0:16:57 > 0:16:59because if you get it wrong,

0:16:59 > 0:17:02all the experts will write in to you.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Michael Aspel, Fiona Bruce, who is best?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER

0:17:06 > 0:17:07OK...

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Are we going on hair or legs?

0:17:10 > 0:17:12LAUGHTER

0:17:12 > 0:17:14- Hair on legs? Who's got the most? - No, hair or legs!

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Oh, I see. Right.- No, I would never be pushed on a subject like that.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I'm...I'm too gallant.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Eric, now, there we are,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- a board of shared parts there. - Right.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27This is a tough one for me,

0:17:27 > 0:17:31because, you know, the early lot just had me flummoxed.

0:17:31 > 0:17:36I'm going to go with Anthony Perkins and Vince Vaughn

0:17:36 > 0:17:40and I'm hoping it's Norman Bates.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Norman Bates, says Eric.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44You want to score 47 or less with that. There is your red line.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Get below that and you're through to the next round.

0:17:47 > 0:17:50Let's see if Norman Bates is right, let's see how many people said it.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52It is right.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56And you're through. Very well done, Eric.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Ooh, 29!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00APPLAUSE

0:18:00 > 0:18:0229, the second-lowest score of the round so far, Eric.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Very well done. 86, your total.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Well played, Eric, terrific answer.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Yeah, Vince Vaughn played him in Gus Van Sant's remake of Psycho.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12A virtual shot-by-shot remake of it.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Thank you very much. Thank you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:20Now, Martin, what is the scaredest you have ever been? Apart from now?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23You have been right up close to lots of wild animals.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27The scaredest I've ever been was face-to-face with the lioness,

0:18:27 > 0:18:28I think. Over a hill,

0:18:28 > 0:18:31and I was walking up with two Maasai warriors.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Lions always run away from the Maasai warriors.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36And we came over the hill and there was a lioness

0:18:36 > 0:18:39and cubs about as far away as you're from me.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41And her ears were back and she was snarling at me.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I thought, "What do we do?" I looked round at the Maasai warriors -

0:18:44 > 0:18:45gone.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47LAUGHTER

0:18:47 > 0:18:49And I did think, for a moment,

0:18:49 > 0:18:51"She is either going to come at me"...

0:18:51 > 0:18:53But, very luckily, she just backed off slowly

0:18:53 > 0:18:55and the cubs went in with her.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57And I thought, "That was the worst."

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- OK, till now.- Till now, yes!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Talk us through the board.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I'm really bad at this.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I'm fascinated by John Gielgud and Helen Mirren.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08What could that be, that a man and woman played that?

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I'm kind of toying with taking a massive chance

0:19:10 > 0:19:13and saying Henry V or some ridiculous thing, but I'm not.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16I'm good to go for Laurence Olivier and Liam Neeson

0:19:16 > 0:19:19and I'm going to go for Zorro.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Zorro?- Zorro.- Zorro.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22There is your red line.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25You have to get below that red line with Zorro.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Let's find out how many people said Zorro. Is it right?

0:19:29 > 0:19:30The suspense!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Oh, no!- Oh, no! - GROANING

0:19:33 > 0:19:35I would have said Zorro.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. An incorrect answer.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Scores you 100 points, takes your total to 175.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42I would guess an awful lot of people would have said Zorro.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45It does look like it, doesn't it? You see one letter and it's Z.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49But they were both in Clash Of The Titans and they both played Zeus.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Ah!- That's really unlucky.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54I imagine an awful lot of people just made the same error,

0:19:54 > 0:19:56so it's very, very tough luck. I think it was a good one to go for.

0:19:56 > 0:20:0016 points it would've scored as well, would've been a terrific answer.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Would've kept you in the game.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Shall we take a look at the rest of these?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05There's one very, very obvious one there.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08What do you reckon, Sean Connery and Daniel Craig it's James Bond

0:20:08 > 0:20:10but what do you think it scored?

0:20:10 > 0:20:1198.

0:20:11 > 0:20:1394.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15It's a big score.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20- Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto? - Spock.- Both played Spock, yep.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23That would have scored you 69 points. Another big scorer.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25This bottom one, John Gielgud and Helen Mirren,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27they did both play the same character.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31John Gielgud famously played Dudley Moore's butler in Arthur.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And when it came back with Russell Brand as Arthur,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36Helen Mirren played the same role.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Well done at home if you knew that was Hobson.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Oh!- Only 2 points.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I was going to say Hamlet.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46I thought, "They'll have done some clever production of Hamlet." No.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Hobson.- Terrific answer at home if you got that.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Brilliant. Thank you very much, indeed.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53At the end of our first round, the pair leaving us

0:20:53 > 0:20:56with 175 is Martin and Michaela.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm so sorry. It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Please come back and do it again.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Been brilliant contestants. Martin and Michaela.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04APPLAUSE

0:21:06 > 0:21:09But for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14So, three pairs remain.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18At the end of this round, we will whittle that down to two.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22You've seen off the wildlife presenters. They are extinct.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24LAUGHTER

0:21:24 > 0:21:28How extraordinary. Nicky and Michael, very well done.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31The class swots in that last round.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Alice and Dick - whoo!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Lucky escape there.- Just survived.

0:21:35 > 0:21:40Very nice solid performance from Eric and Mark, so very good.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Anything could happen in this round so best of luck to all three pairs.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Our category for round two is...

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Flags. Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first

0:21:52 > 0:21:55and who is going to go second?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03OK, and our question concerns...

0:22:12 > 0:22:13I don't want to misread a room,

0:22:13 > 0:22:16but everyone seems delighted with this as a category.

0:22:16 > 0:22:21What we're going to do now is show you 15 flags up on the board.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23You just need to tell us any country whose flag you see.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25You don't have to tell us which flag it is.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Any country whose flag you see.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31They've all got gold or yellow in them.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35Thank you. We are going to show you an image with lots of flags on it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38All you have to is name any flag that is there.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41You don't have to say which one it is. Phew! Here is that image.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45We want the name of any country whose flag is

0:22:45 > 0:22:47represented in this image.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50To help you out, the names of the countries are alphabetical from

0:22:50 > 0:22:54top left down to bottom right if that helps you place what the country is.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56OK, now...Eric.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59Um...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I'm going to go with Jamaica. - Jamaica, says Eric.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many people said Jamaica.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12It's right.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23That's a solid start. There it is in the second row in the middle.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25Jamaica.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Thank you very much. Now then, Nicky.

0:23:28 > 0:23:32This is tricky, because there are two that I think I know,

0:23:32 > 0:23:35but then other people would probably know those, as well.

0:23:35 > 0:23:36It's...

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Tricky, tricky, tricky.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let's go for Norway.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47You're going to go for Norway. Let's see if that's right

0:23:47 > 0:23:50and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said Norway?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Bad luck, Nicky. That's an incorrect answer.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Red, white and blue, the Norwegian flag, I'm afraid.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06OK, thanks very much.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Dick, I think you're going to be very good on this.- Right.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13I think I will go for Sweden, please.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Sweden, says Dick. Let's see if that's right

0:24:15 > 0:24:18and if it is how many of our 100 people said Sweden.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22It's right.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24100 is our high score, 55 our low

0:24:24 > 0:24:26and 70 is our mid score there for Sweden.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28APPLAUSE

0:24:29 > 0:24:31A big score for Sweden there.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34So Nicky's 100 might not be as damaging as it first looked.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Still a chance on that second pass.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

0:24:39 > 0:24:4155, the best score of the round.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45Eric and Mark looking pretty strong comparatively on that.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Then up to 70 where we find Dick and Alice.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Then to 100, Nicky and Michael.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Not miles in front, as Richard says.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54So, Michael, anything could be possible in the next pass.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57But it will require a good answer from you. Best of luck.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:25:02 > 0:25:06OK, we want the name of any country whose flag is represented

0:25:06 > 0:25:08in this image. Alice.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14- I quite like those flags. - I like them too.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I like what you've done with the room, I think it's lovely.

0:25:17 > 0:25:18Thank you.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21There are some, I think I know them.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24And then there's a couple, I'm pretty sure about them,

0:25:24 > 0:25:26but I think everyone else will know them, as well.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29I'm going to take a punt, actually.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33I'm fairly sure but I have to go for one

0:25:33 > 0:25:35where I'm a little bit nervous

0:25:35 > 0:25:38because otherwise I'm going to end up with loads of points.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'm going to go with South Africa.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42OK. South Africa.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44There you are on 70.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Michael and Nicky on 100.

0:25:46 > 0:25:47If you can score 29 or less,

0:25:47 > 0:25:50you won't even become the high scorers.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Let's see if that's going to happen.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55South Africa, how many people said that? There's your red line.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59It is right.

0:26:00 > 0:26:0251.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03APPLAUSE

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Surprising.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09The lowest score so far, in fact.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13121 is your total. Very well done.

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Well played. Good answer.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16There's South Africa on the second row up.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19It was supposed to be a temporary flag in 1994

0:26:19 > 0:26:21and the South Africans liked it so much, two years later,

0:26:21 > 0:26:25they voted it in as their official permanent flag.

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Thank you very much.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Michael, you have to score 20 or less.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33That's all you have to do and all is forgiven on the Norway front.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Right.

0:26:34 > 0:26:39It's the last one I could take a chance on.

0:26:39 > 0:26:43- It's a pretty flag.- It is. It's a sun with a smiley face.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Smiling at me.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm going to go with...

0:26:50 > 0:26:51..China.

0:26:52 > 0:26:58- China.- Yeah.- China says Michael. OK, let's see. There is your red line.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You have to get below that red line with China.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:27:06 > 0:27:07It is, of course, right.

0:27:11 > 0:27:1258 for China.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15APPLAUSE

0:27:15 > 0:27:19It's too high, I'm afraid. That takes your total up to 158.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Not a bad answer at all in the context of the round,

0:27:22 > 0:27:25but just a little bit too much. There it is in the top right.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30- Thanks very much. Mark... - Yes.- ..great news.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33You are through to the head-to-head.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37- In that case, I'm relaxed. - Do you want to have a bit of fun?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39I knew China was on there,

0:27:39 > 0:27:42and I know, because my partner's Spanish,

0:27:42 > 0:27:46one of the flags is the Kingdom of Spain.

0:27:46 > 0:27:49I have a feeling one of them is another African country

0:27:49 > 0:27:52but...I don't know why, but I'm saying Cameroon.

0:27:52 > 0:27:57- Cameroon.- Yes.- No red line for you but is Cameroon right?

0:28:00 > 0:28:04- Bad luck.- It was worth a stab, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06That scores you 100 and takes your total up to 155

0:28:06 > 0:28:08but you are already through. Well done.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Exactly the thing to do.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12You knew stuff up there but more fun to go for a pointless one.

0:28:12 > 0:28:14It does have yellow in it, Cameroon.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17It's red, yellow and green with a yellow star in the middle of it.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18But not on our board.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Let's go through all of these.

0:28:20 > 0:28:21From the top left,

0:28:21 > 0:28:24Bosnia and Herzegovina would have scored you 5.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27Then a great flag, Brazil, of course. 71.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30There's China. The next row, you've got Guyana.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Would have scored you 4.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33We've seen Jamaica already. 10,

0:28:33 > 0:28:34Kyrgyzstan.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39I like cricket as much as the next man but...

0:28:39 > 0:28:43Kyrgyzstan would have scored you 3. This middle row is very tough.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46The one on the left is Palau. That would have scored you 4.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Papua New Guinea next to that. That would have scored you 3.

0:28:49 > 0:28:51This is a lovely one. It's the Seychelles there.

0:28:51 > 0:28:52Which would have scored you 5.

0:28:52 > 0:28:56There's South Africa. The next one, it is an African country.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59It's the newest of all the African countries. It's South Sudan.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00Would have scored you 1.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03You're right about Spain. Would have scored 50.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Good score, given the other scores we've got.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Bottom left is Sweden, of course.

0:29:08 > 0:29:11Pointless favourite, bottom middle there. That's Tuvalu.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13That would have scored you 3.

0:29:13 > 0:29:17And the last one there is Uruguay. That would have scored you 14.

0:29:17 > 0:29:20Tuvalu, it's very showbiz, isn't it? Tuvalu.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21It's the best answer on the board.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24What's the one next to Papua New Guinea on the right?

0:29:24 > 0:29:25The Seychelles.

0:29:25 > 0:29:27We've got that umbrella.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30LAUGHTER

0:29:30 > 0:29:32There we are. Thank you very much.

0:29:32 > 0:29:36At the end of our second round, the pair heading home, with 158 -

0:29:36 > 0:29:39very, very close, look at these scores, very close, indeed -

0:29:39 > 0:29:42but I'm afraid, Michael and Nicky,

0:29:42 > 0:29:43it is you.

0:29:43 > 0:29:47What a performance in the first round. You were the class swots.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50Thank you so much for playing. Wonderful having you here.

0:29:50 > 0:29:51Michael and Nicky, everyone.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54APPLAUSE

0:29:54 > 0:29:56But, for Alice and Dick and Eric and Mark

0:29:56 > 0:29:57it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:30:02 > 0:30:04Congratulations, Alice and Dick, Eric and Mark.

0:30:04 > 0:30:06You are now one step closer to the final

0:30:06 > 0:30:08and our chance to play for our jackpot,

0:30:08 > 0:30:11which currently stands at...

0:30:12 > 0:30:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:15 > 0:30:17So now we have to decide who is going to play for that money

0:30:17 > 0:30:19and to do that you are now going to go head-to-head.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22But the difference is you are allowed to confer.

0:30:22 > 0:30:24The first team to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27It's Coast presenters versus antiques experts.

0:30:27 > 0:30:28It's going to be a humdinger.

0:30:29 > 0:30:33A proper all-BBC semifinal. Best of luck to both pairs.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35Let's play the head-to-head.

0:30:35 > 0:30:36APPLAUSE

0:30:40 > 0:30:43Here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:30:48 > 0:30:51- Is this a music round?- It is. - I love these.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53We've only had a couple of these before.

0:30:53 > 0:30:54This is very exciting.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58We're now going to play you five children's TV themes.

0:30:58 > 0:31:01You need to tell us the most obscure programme, please.

0:31:02 > 0:31:07OK, so let's hear our five children's TV themes.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09And here is the first one...

0:31:11 > 0:31:12UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC

0:31:25 > 0:31:26OK, and B.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30UP-TEMPO ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

0:31:40 > 0:31:41C.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44STACCATO ACCORDION MUSIC

0:31:50 > 0:31:52LAUGHTER

0:31:52 > 0:31:54D.

0:31:54 > 0:31:56SLOWER RHYTHMIC MUSIC

0:32:04 > 0:32:05And E.

0:32:07 > 0:32:10HORN-DOMINATED ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

0:32:21 > 0:32:24OK, now, Alice and Dick, you played best throughout the show

0:32:24 > 0:32:26so far so you will go first.

0:32:26 > 0:32:27THEY CONFER

0:32:34 > 0:32:36- Can we have A again, please. - A, again.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC

0:32:51 > 0:32:53- Do you recognise that tune?- Yeah.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57And I know what it is and I'm going to go for that one.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59It's Inspector Gadget.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01Inspector Gadget. Who knows?

0:33:01 > 0:33:03Inspector Gadget say Alice and Dick.

0:33:03 > 0:33:05I agree.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Eric and Mark.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Shall we go for E? - Go for E.- Black Beauty.

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Black Beauty say Eric and Mark.

0:33:14 > 0:33:17So, we have Inspector Gadget versus Black Beauty.

0:33:17 > 0:33:18Alice and Dick said Inspector Gadget.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:33:25 > 0:33:26It's right.

0:33:30 > 0:33:31Oh, it's good. 26.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33APPLAUSE

0:33:37 > 0:33:4126 for Inspector Gadget. Eric and Mark have said Black Beauty for E.

0:33:41 > 0:33:44Let's see if Black Beauty is right. How many people said it.

0:33:47 > 0:33:48It is right.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51It's going to have to beat 26 if it's going to win you the points.

0:33:51 > 0:33:52Oh, 39.

0:33:52 > 0:33:54APPLAUSE

0:33:54 > 0:33:55Close.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Quite close.

0:33:58 > 0:34:02But well done, Alice and Dick. After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:34:02 > 0:34:03Well played.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Shall we listen to a snatch of the other three and I'll tell you what they were? B...

0:34:06 > 0:34:08UP-TEMPO ORCHESTRAL MUSIC

0:34:11 > 0:34:12Well done if you said this.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15It was the Jetsons and it was a pointless answer.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17It's a terrific answer if you got that.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20C.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23STACCATO ACCORDION MUSIC

0:34:23 > 0:34:25There's a generation who will get this one.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29This is Dogtanian and the Three Muskerhounds.

0:34:29 > 0:34:33- I know all the words to that. - Exactly. It's just the intro.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35We didn't put the words on, you see.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Did you ever see the Three Musketeers, the BBC series?

0:34:37 > 0:34:39It's what that's based on.

0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Oh, I see.- They decided to do a human version of it.

0:34:42 > 0:34:46- Clever, isn't it?- That is clever. - 4 points for that. And D.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48SLOWER RHYTHMIC MUSIC

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Everyone knows it. Incredibly low score.

0:34:53 > 0:34:54Thomas the Tank Engine.

0:34:54 > 0:34:57Would have scored you 19 points.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59Would have been a terrific answer.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01Thanks very much indeed. That was fun, wasn't it?

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Here comes your second question.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05Eric and Mark, you get to answer this one first.

0:35:05 > 0:35:07But you have to win it to stay in the game, so very best of luck.

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Here it comes. It concerns...

0:35:14 > 0:35:17We're going to give you the names of five cocktails now.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19And then list their ingredients afterwards.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21However, one of the ingredients, we've missed out.

0:35:21 > 0:35:24You need to tell us what that ingredient is, please.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26That's according to the International Bartender's Association.

0:35:26 > 0:35:30Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five cocktails and here they come.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57I'll read those all one last time.

0:36:10 > 0:36:15There we are. Five cocktail lists, with missing ingredients.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17OK, Eric and Mark.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27I don't know that.

0:36:29 > 0:36:33- Creme de Menthe. Shall we go for that?- We'll do that.

0:36:33 > 0:36:34We like that, don't we?

0:36:34 > 0:36:38- You might, but we're going to go with Grasshopper.- Yes.

0:36:38 > 0:36:42- And we're going to say... - Creme de menthe.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Creme de menthe, you're going to say, for Grasshopper.

0:36:45 > 0:36:46Creme de menthe.

0:36:46 > 0:36:50Alice and Dick, talk us through the rest of the board, if you can.

0:36:50 > 0:36:53The Moscow Mule, that looks like ginger beer to me.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57And we think Daiquiri is white rum.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- And we know margarita is...- Tequila. - Tequila.- But the sidecar...

0:37:02 > 0:37:03What is that?

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Don't know. Which one of those is the best answer?- I don't know.

0:37:09 > 0:37:10What do you think?

0:37:10 > 0:37:15Shall we go for the rum? If you're confident with that one?

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Why not?

0:37:17 > 0:37:19Now that you said, "Are you confident?",

0:37:19 > 0:37:21I'm thinking maybe I'm not anymore.

0:37:21 > 0:37:22No, I am.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24We'll go for white rum in the daiquiri.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26White rum in the daiquiri.

0:37:26 > 0:37:29So, we have creme de menthe and we have white rum.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Eric and Mark said creme de menthe. Let's see if that is right.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35And if it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39It's right.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40Oh, 68.

0:37:40 > 0:37:41APPLAUSE

0:37:46 > 0:37:49Alice and Dick, meanwhile have said white rum for the daiquiri.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51Let's see if that's right. How do you feel?

0:37:51 > 0:37:54- 68, do you think you'll beat that? - No idea.- Don't know.

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Let's find out. White rum.

0:37:59 > 0:38:01It's right. You've done it.

0:38:03 > 0:38:04Down it goes, 28.

0:38:06 > 0:38:07There's your answer.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Very, very well done. Alice and Dick,

0:38:11 > 0:38:15after only two questions, you are through to the final 2-0.

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Well played.

0:38:16 > 0:38:18You chose well, as well, because you knew three of them

0:38:18 > 0:38:20and that was the lowest score of the ones you knew.

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Because you're right about ginger beer.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25That would have scored 46.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28You were right about tequila in the Margarita.

0:38:28 > 0:38:30That would have scored you 50.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33The best answer is the Sidecar which is cognac,

0:38:33 > 0:38:36- lemon juice and...- Triple sec.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Which would have scored 7. Well done if you said that at home.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Well done if you're drinking that at home right now.

0:38:41 > 0:38:43Thanks very much, indeed.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head is Eric and Mark.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Nothing wrong with your answers there. Black Beauty was lovely.

0:38:50 > 0:38:51Nice to hear Black Beauty.

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- Clare Balding had that on her Desert Island Disks.- Did she?

0:38:54 > 0:38:56It was so sweet.

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Black Beauty, again, creme de menthe,

0:38:58 > 0:38:59nothing wrong with that.

0:38:59 > 0:39:02Anyway, Eric and Mark, it's been such a treat having you on the show.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05Thank you for coming and playing. Please come and play again.

0:39:05 > 0:39:07- Brilliant contestants.- Thank you.

0:39:07 > 0:39:09APPLAUSE

0:39:11 > 0:39:14For Alice and Dick, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:39:18 > 0:39:20Congratulations, Alice and Dick.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22You fought off all the competition valiantly

0:39:22 > 0:39:24and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:39:24 > 0:39:28- So very well done. - Trophy.- Thank you.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:39:34 > 0:39:37for your charities. At this point in the show, the jackpot stands at...

0:39:43 > 0:39:48What a triumph for our team from Coast, Time Team,

0:39:48 > 0:39:50It's Not Easy Being Green.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51Are you going to be doing more Coast?

0:39:51 > 0:39:54- Have you circumnavigated? - There's more.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57What is there, 11,700 miles of British coast.

0:39:57 > 0:40:01As always for this round, you get to choose your category.

0:40:01 > 0:40:04You have four options, let's see what they are.

0:40:16 > 0:40:18Cult Movie Musicals.

0:40:18 > 0:40:22That's the only one I think I've got a very slight chance. I don't know.

0:40:22 > 0:40:26I know nothing about that one. That's good. Debut Solo Albums.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29- Nope, nothing about that one either. - It would be very limited.

0:40:29 > 0:40:30I remember '79.

0:40:30 > 0:40:341979, I remember. I like a good musical.

0:40:35 > 0:40:38Should we go for that then? This could be such a bad choice.

0:40:38 > 0:40:42OK, we're going for Cult Movie Musicals.

0:40:42 > 0:40:46- Yeah.- Bound to remember something. - Cult Movie Musicals.

0:40:47 > 0:40:50- Good luck.- So decisive.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Good luck's the phrase. Let's take a look at your three questions here.

0:40:53 > 0:40:56We're looking for anyone who was credited as an actor

0:40:56 > 0:40:58in the 2007 musical...

0:41:10 > 0:41:13According to IMDb, any actor in Sweeney Todd,

0:41:13 > 0:41:14The Rocky Horror Picture Show

0:41:14 > 0:41:16or The Little Shop of Horrors.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Very best of luck.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21OK, now you have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24All you need to win that jackpot for your charities

0:41:24 > 0:41:27is for one of those answers to be pointless.

0:41:27 > 0:41:29Are you ready?

0:41:29 > 0:41:32OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34There they are. Your time starts now.

0:41:34 > 0:41:36Give me an odd one.

0:41:36 > 0:41:39Helena Bonham Carter was in Sweeney Todd.

0:41:39 > 0:41:42Yes. Might be too common. Who have we got in Rocky Horror?

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Um...no, I can't...

0:41:46 > 0:41:47I can see them all.

0:41:47 > 0:41:50Was Ray Winstone...?

0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Was he in Sweeney Todd? - I don't know.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Little House of Horrors, who do you know?

0:41:54 > 0:41:57Little Shop of Horrors.

0:41:57 > 0:42:00- Rick Moranis.- Never heard of him, so we'll go for that, definitely.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02We'll go for that one. We'll go...

0:42:02 > 0:42:04It comes down to...

0:42:04 > 0:42:06Do you remember anyone from Sweeney Todd at all?

0:42:06 > 0:42:10- Yeah. Edward Scissorhands. What's his name?- Johnny Depp.

0:42:10 > 0:42:14Helena Bonham Carter is probably less likely than Johnny Depp.

0:42:14 > 0:42:17Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20What about for the Rocky Horror Show?

0:42:20 > 0:42:25- Honestly, that was why I chose that subject.- 10 seconds left.

0:42:25 > 0:42:27Tim Rice was in Rocky Horror Show.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31He's actually in it? Yeah.

0:42:32 > 0:42:33What do I know?

0:42:35 > 0:42:36OK, that is your time up.

0:42:36 > 0:42:37I now need your three answers.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- Your answer first from the last one is...- Rick Moranis.

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- Rick Moranis from... - Little Shop of Horrors.

0:42:49 > 0:42:52- Sweeney Todd. - Are we going to go with Johnny Depp?

0:42:52 > 0:42:56Helena Bonham Carter. We'll go for both of them, actually.

0:42:56 > 0:43:03- We'll have Johnny Depp.- Johnny Depp. - Or Helena Bonham Carter.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05Helena Bonham Carter from Sweeney Todd.

0:43:05 > 0:43:07Of those three, which do you think is your best

0:43:07 > 0:43:09- shot at a Pointless answer? - The one I've never heard of.

0:43:09 > 0:43:13Rick Moranis, we shall put last, for Little Shop of Horrors.

0:43:13 > 0:43:17Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:43:17 > 0:43:19- Johnny Depp. - Johnny Depp we'll put first.

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Helena Bonham Carter in the middle.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Let's pop those up on the board in that order. And here they are.

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Very, very best of luck. That was a tricky round.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35- It was, wasn't it? - Your first answer was Johnny Depp.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38This is the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

0:43:38 > 0:43:39But who knows?

0:43:39 > 0:43:41If you were to win this jackpot,

0:43:41 > 0:43:43what would you be giving your money to?

0:43:43 > 0:43:45Which charity are you playing for?

0:43:45 > 0:43:49I'd be giving it to For-ethiopia which is a very small charity

0:43:49 > 0:43:53which works with one particular town in Ethiopia.

0:43:53 > 0:43:58It's focused on providing clean water, education for girls

0:43:58 > 0:43:59and also medicine.

0:43:59 > 0:44:02So we do things like solar-powered fridges to keep vaccines in.

0:44:02 > 0:44:06- Excellent. Dick?- Prostate Cancer UK.

0:44:06 > 0:44:09Movember, men looking after themselves. It's important.

0:44:09 > 0:44:12You've had several months working on that.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15Every four weeks, I trim it off.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17Two excellent charities there, very good, indeed.

0:44:17 > 0:44:20APPLAUSE

0:44:20 > 0:44:22You've done so well throughout the show.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25You deserve to win this money for those charities so fingers crossed.

0:44:25 > 0:44:27Your first answer,

0:44:27 > 0:44:31Johnny Depp for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34If it's pointless, you will win that money for your charities.

0:44:34 > 0:44:37Let's find out how many people said Johnny Depp for £2,500.

0:44:39 > 0:44:40He's in it.

0:44:42 > 0:44:44Down it goes.

0:44:44 > 0:44:4768 for Johnny Depp. 68.

0:44:47 > 0:44:48It's a right answer.

0:44:49 > 0:44:52It is definitely a right answer. No arguing with that.

0:44:52 > 0:44:5668 people knew that one so not a pointless answer.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58Two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:44:58 > 0:44:59Your second answer was

0:44:59 > 0:45:02Helena Bonham Carter, also for Sweeney Todd.

0:45:03 > 0:45:07For £2,500, how many people said Helena Bonham Carter?

0:45:10 > 0:45:14Absolutely right. Your first answer stopped at 68.

0:45:14 > 0:45:19You've passed that comfortably. Down it goes, through the '30s. 36.

0:45:19 > 0:45:21Heading the right way.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23APPLAUSE

0:45:23 > 0:45:26We are definitely moving in the right direction here.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28Everything is now riding on your third and final answer.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31This is the one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer.

0:45:31 > 0:45:33And it is Rick Moranis.

0:45:33 > 0:45:35Rick Moranis from Little Shop of Horrors.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37It has to be right and then it has to be pointless.

0:45:38 > 0:45:42For £2,500, was Rick Moranis in Little Shop of Horrors?

0:45:42 > 0:45:44Is it pointless?

0:45:47 > 0:45:49- It's right.- That's a great start.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52Johnny Depp took us to 68.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56Helena Bonham Carter took us all the way down to 36.

0:45:57 > 0:46:00- Rick Moranis, 16. I'm sorry. - Who knew that?

0:46:00 > 0:46:02APPLAUSE

0:46:03 > 0:46:06Well done. Cracking answer.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08You were almost halving it each time.

0:46:08 > 0:46:15If we had kept up at that, 15 more questions, we would have been down.

0:46:15 > 0:46:16Negative.

0:46:16 > 0:46:18I'm sorry to say you didn't find that pointless answer.

0:46:18 > 0:46:22You didn't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25But, as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate £500

0:46:25 > 0:46:28to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.

0:46:28 > 0:46:30We've loved having you on the show. You've been superb.

0:46:30 > 0:46:33You get to take home a Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:46:33 > 0:46:35- Thank you very much.- Thank you.

0:46:35 > 0:46:37APPLAUSE

0:46:41 > 0:46:44Three correct answers in there. A very tough question, I have to say.

0:46:44 > 0:46:46That's no mean feat. You've been brilliant throughout.

0:46:46 > 0:46:49I'm going to go through some of the pointless answers.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51I'm sure some people at home will get some of these.

0:46:53 > 0:46:54We'll start with...

0:47:01 > 0:47:02Anyone apart from Johnny Depp,

0:47:02 > 0:47:04Helena Bonham Carter, Sacha Baron Cohen

0:47:04 > 0:47:07and Jamie Campbell Bower are the only people who scored any points.

0:47:07 > 0:47:10If you knew anyone else in this, you would have won the jackpot.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13Let's take a look at the next one.

0:47:22 > 0:47:25Again, the only people who scored points,

0:47:25 > 0:47:28Barry Bostwick, Nell Campbell, Meatloaf, Susan Sarandon,

0:47:28 > 0:47:30Richard O'Brien and Tim Curry,

0:47:30 > 0:47:33who I think you were mixing up with Tim Rice

0:47:33 > 0:47:35for the obvious food connection.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38Finally, Little Shop of Horrors.

0:47:40 > 0:47:43Danny John-Jules, who has been on here a few times.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46Death In Paradise, Red Dwarf. All sorts of things.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53The only people who scored in that were Rick Moranis,

0:47:53 > 0:47:54Steve Martin, Levi Stubbs,

0:47:54 > 0:47:57Bill Murray, Vincent Gardenia and Ellen Greene.

0:47:57 > 0:47:59Well done if you got a pointless answer at home.

0:47:59 > 0:48:04- You played brilliantly throughout. - Thank you.- Thanks for having us.

0:48:04 > 0:48:06Thanks, Richard. We have to say goodbye to you, Alice and Dick.

0:48:06 > 0:48:09It's been wonderful having you on the show.

0:48:09 > 0:48:11- Thank you for playing so well. Alice and Dick, everyone.- Thank you.

0:48:11 > 0:48:14APPLAUSE

0:48:14 > 0:48:15Join us next time,

0:48:15 > 0:48:18when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:48:18 > 0:48:20- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:48:20 > 0:48:22And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:48:22 > 0:48:24APPLAUSE