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0:00:18 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to this special edition of Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30This is the show where all the questions have been asked to 100 people before the show

0:00:30 > 0:00:34and all our contestants have to do is come up with answers those 100 people couldn't think of.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE

0:00:41 > 0:00:43And couple number one.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47OK, I'm Akabusi, Olympian, World, European, Commonwealth champion,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49all-round good guy and I'm with him.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52I'm Roger Black and I used to run with him.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I also won medals at the Worlds, Olympics, Commonwealths and Europeans. So we're a team.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And couple number two.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05I'm Penny Smith. I'm a journalist, broadcaster

0:01:05 > 0:01:09and I co-host The Breakfast Show on BBC London with Paul Ross.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12And I'm Vanessa Feltz and I present the show on Radio 2

0:01:12 > 0:01:16before Penny Smith and the show on BBC London after Penny Smith.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Couple number three.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'm Carol McGiffin.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30I am a columnist for the Sunday People and a retired Loose Woman.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Well, I don't know about retired! - LAUGHTER

0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm Louie Spence. I'm a dancer, choreographer, homosexual.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39APPLAUSE

0:01:39 > 0:01:40No(!)

0:01:42 > 0:01:43And finally, couple number four.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Yes, I'm Keith Chegwin, a broadcaster.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48A very short broadcaster. I only do little bits, little sound bites.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52I used to swap, then I played pop and now I just go "Wahey!"

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- And made a living out of it!- Yeah. - My name's Andrew Castle.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I used to hit little yellow tennis balls over a net for a living

0:01:58 > 0:02:01and after that I was on the GMTV sofa for ten years.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Now I commentate at Wimbledon with the best seat in the house

0:02:04 > 0:02:06and I'm delighted that Andy Murray did something

0:02:06 > 0:02:08I never thought would happen in my lifetime -

0:02:08 > 0:02:10a British Wimbledon champion -

0:02:10 > 0:02:12and I'm a breakfast presenter on Smooth Radio.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:18These are today's contestants.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Well, thanks very much, all of you. We'll find out more about each of you throughout the show

0:02:23 > 0:02:26as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28He's got his finger on the pulse of fact

0:02:28 > 0:02:30and is praying it pulls through.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Hiya. Hi, everybody. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Good evening. - And good evening to you.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Well, that is quite a line-up, isn't it?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44You've got Cheggers, Louie Spence, Penny Smith.

0:02:44 > 0:02:49It comes to something when your best chance of a bit of peace and quiet is Kriss Akabusi.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52We've got quite a few returners - quite a few people have been

0:02:52 > 0:02:54on the show before but with different outcomes.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Carol's been on before - knocked out in the first round.- That's right. Sherrie's fault, Sherrie Hewson.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Sherrie Hewson's fault. You've traded up, I see.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Andrew Castle's been on. Andrew got to Round Two, which is slightly better.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07But on podium two, we've got two people, both of whom

0:03:07 > 0:03:10have won the show before - both got to the jackpot round.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Penny Smith has even won a jackpot. How about that?- Wow!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16So if they don't win today, something's up.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20I was looking at Round One. Round One is not going to suit everybody - I'm going to be honest.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Some people will love it. Some people won't like it one bit.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, thanks very much indeed. Now, all our questions on Pointless

0:03:26 > 0:03:28have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Our contestants here must find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer -

0:03:34 > 0:03:36that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave -

0:03:36 > 0:03:39and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41As today's show is a celebrity special

0:03:41 > 0:03:44and all of our wonderful celebrities are playing for a nominated charity,

0:03:44 > 0:03:48we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Now, the only thing you have to remember is that the pair

0:04:01 > 0:04:05with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09So, Louie, you have to do everything you can to make sure you're not in that pair.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I can only count to eight. Five, six, seven, eight.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh, no!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- OK, best... - LAUGHTER

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Our first category today is...

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, no!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27KRISS: Come on! KEITH: That's two of us. No!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Carol Ann, you're butcher than me. - Yeah, I am.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42OK. Now...

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- No!- You go first.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- You go first!- Me?!- Yes.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48I only fancy them - I don't know their names.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. We gave

0:04:51 > 0:04:55100 people 100 seconds to name as many

0:04:55 > 0:04:582013/14 Champions League teams as they could.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Champions League teams from the 2013/14 season.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Yep, we're looking for any of the 32 teams who

0:05:05 > 0:05:08qualified for the group stages of the 2013/14 Champions League, please.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- So any of those 32 teams. Very best of luck.- Thank you very much indeed.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Now, Kriss and Roger deep in thought. Kriss, welcome.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Lovely to have you. - It's great to be here.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Now, listen, you were in the Army, weren't you,

0:05:20 > 0:05:22before you hit the world of athletics?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Yes, sir.- Which would you say was the hardest training?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Track and field athletics without a doubt, yeah.- Surely.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32You still hold a record from 1992 -

0:05:32 > 0:05:34a British record for the 400 metre hurdles.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37I've held the record, yeah, like you said, since 1992.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40So it's twenty...two years old.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Thank you very much. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Maths is not my strong point.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Can I say, though, generally, most people haven't had a go.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Oh, that's very, very true. - What, most people?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Have you ever done 400 metre hurdles? - No, you're right, I haven't. - Neither have I.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- It's the event for people that are no good at the 400 metres.- Ooh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Emasculation number one. I've only just started!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Kriss, so, we are going to... - You got one?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:06:09 > 0:06:14- We're looking for a team in the UEFA Champions League draw.- OK.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I mean, everyone's going to get it, but Arsenal?

0:06:17 > 0:06:22Arsenal, says Kriss. Let's see if Arsenal's right and let's see how many of our 100 people said Arsenal.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26It's right.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30- APPLAUSE - Happy with that.- 57.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- It's a start.- It's a lot better than 100, Kriss.- It's a start.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Good start to the show.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's a big score but we might see some 100s in this round

0:06:37 > 0:06:39so it might not be too bad.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Got knocked out in the second round, Arsenal.- Thanks very much, Richard.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Vanessa, welcome back.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Now, Vanessa, you've had lots of different careers, haven't you?- Yes.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- You did stand-up for a little bit. - Oh, yes.- How was that?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Why did you give that up?- Because it was so hard and terrifying.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I thought, "I'll be on the telly - much nicer."

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- You do your phone-in show.- Yes. - Do you find when you do that,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00you have to have a strong opinion on everything?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- No! I have to be a neutral conduit. - Very good.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, all right, Vanessa, let's get this football thing

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- over and done with.- OK. - You'll be through - I'm sure of it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:14- Manchester City.- Manchester City, says Vanessa. Roger's nodding.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Manchester City.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23It's right. 57's our high score.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25You've passed that. 48.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Well done!- Amazing. That's amazing!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30- All going in the right direction, Vanessa.- Wow!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Well done!- Blimey!

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Yep, their third appearance in the Champions League.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39You get the impression we're going to run out of English teams fairly soon, don't you?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Hmm. Thank you, Richard.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Louie, welcome. Lovely to have you here.- Thank you very much.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Your first appearance on Pointless.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49What are you up to at the moment, Louie?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Well, I'm upcycling at the moment.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Good.- Yeah, I'm upcycling furniture.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57I've got a new house so at the moment, I'm upcycling.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59If you meant in, like, show business,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'm just doing a bit of this, a bit of that -

0:08:01 > 0:08:04whatever's going to make the cash, you know.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Fair enough.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Louie, I mean, it's football - what could be better than that?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12Well, ballet? But, actually, you gave me a clue.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I know I can't ask questions but I was going to say,

0:08:14 > 0:08:15"Can they be international teams?"

0:08:15 > 0:08:18He said we're going to run out of British teams so, obviously,

0:08:18 > 0:08:21it can be. Am I right?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- I'm not going to say a word, Louie. - Oh, no!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Right. I've got one of two.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Should I go for the British or the Italian?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I normally go for the Italian, but...

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'm going to go for an English one, which I really don't have

0:08:37 > 0:08:41a clue, so I'm going to say - and they most probably won't be...

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- ..Sunderland? - GASPS

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No, I was trying to be pointless. Thanks for that, boys. I've got it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53I was going to say Juventus. That would have been better, wouldn't it?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Louie is going to go for Sunderland. Let's see...

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Well, I don't know, darling. Don't they wear black and white?

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Sunderland.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, it's not going anywhere.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Oh, Louie! I'm sorry. - Oh, Carol Ann, I'm sorry.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Don't worry. I don't know anything either.- I'm sorry, Louie.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12That's an incorrect answer, scores you 100 points.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- No surprises there!- Sorry, Louie. The good news is,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17you've just made the whole of Newcastle laugh their heads off!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24And it probably won't be the last 100, I suspect, of the round, so don't panic too much.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Thanks, Richard. Keith, welcome.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Oh, thank you.- Lovely to have you.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Now, Keith, you started off very young indeed, didn't you?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- You were in film. - Yeah, I mean, I actually started off at the end of the pier...

0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Did you really?- ..doing a talent competition in Rhyl.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I sang a song, won the talent competition,

0:09:39 > 0:09:42got spotted by an agent, went on a TV show,

0:09:42 > 0:09:44came down to London, did Mame with Ginger Rogers

0:09:44 > 0:09:46and loads of films and telly and stuff.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Yeah, you were in Roman Polanski's Macbeth.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Yes, played the part of Fleance.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Actually, if they'd had a sequel, I'd have been the main role.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57But I had a choice of either to carry on my acting career,

0:09:57 > 0:09:59doing a film with David Niven,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02or accepting a Saturday morning show on BBC television.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06And I said to my agent, "Which one pays first?" He said, "The BBC."

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- So I took the job at the BBC. - Well, you've never looked back.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Oh, no, I've always looked back. - LAUGHTER

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Now then, Keith, what are you going to go for?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's a real tough one, actually.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19We've had one Manchester,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21so I'm going to go for the other one - Manchester United.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23OK, Manchester United, says Keith.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, please be there.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- It is right.- It IS there! Yes!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, 76.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's not bad, Keith. It's a lot better than 100.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37- It's right.- It's right, I know.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Well done, Keith, in the context of the game so far.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yeah, they didn't lose a game, actually,

0:10:42 > 0:10:46in that group stage, under the mighty David Moyes.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Thank you. We're halfway through the round.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- 48, Vanessa.- Yeah!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54You see - the best score of the round so far.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- It's an absolute fluke! Total fluke. - The best so far - very well done -

0:10:57 > 0:10:59putting you and Penny at the top of the table

0:10:59 > 0:11:01and up to 57, where we find Kriss and Roger.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Up to 76, Keith and Andrew, then up to 100,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Louie and Carol. As Richard said, I'm sure that

0:11:06 > 0:11:08won't be the last 100 of the round

0:11:08 > 0:11:11so, Carol, a nice low score from you might keep you in the game.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13It might, but it probably won't.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15We'll see. Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24OK, so, Andrew, remember, we're looking for any team

0:11:24 > 0:11:27that drew for the group stage in the 2013/14 UEFA Champions League.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Andrew, welcome. Welcome back. You've been on before. Round Two.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Yeah, that's right. We went out... - That's OK.- Yeah, it's OK, isn't it?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36- That's like bronze. - Yeah, that's fine.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39After my tennis career, I'll take it. It's fine.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41So, yeah, you had your tennis career,

0:11:41 > 0:11:44then you had your long, long stint on the Breakfast sofa.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Which did you prefer?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48To be on GMTV was a privilege for ten years,

0:11:48 > 0:11:51cos we met so many interesting people, so that was wonderful.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53But to walk onto centre court was...

0:11:53 > 0:11:55You know, the thing that starts it all off

0:11:55 > 0:11:57is where your heart truly is.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00And now I get to commentate, which is the second-best seat,

0:12:00 > 0:12:02- really, in the house. - Best of all worlds.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Now, Andrew, there we are. You're on 76.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06The high scorers, at this stage, are on 100.

0:12:06 > 0:12:1023 or less would prevent you even from becoming our new high scorers.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15Well, I wouldn't want to get football wrong because sport

0:12:15 > 0:12:19is something I'm supposed to know about, so I will choose...

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Basel. FC Basel.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23FC Basel, says Andrew.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- I know, it's like... It really is like...- I thought it was a herb!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31There you go. There is your red line.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35If you can get below that red line, Andrew, with Basel, you are definitely in the next round.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Let's see how many people said Basel.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- It's right.- Great!- That's good news.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47You're through.

0:12:47 > 0:12:497.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Well done, you! - Very well done. 83 your total.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- That's a relief.- Wow! Oh, my gosh!

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Great answer, Andrew.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03Very well played. Under pressure - as you say, you should know your sport.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05And you know who FC Basel's most famous fan is?

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Mr Roger.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Roger Federer, yeah. Absolutely.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Thanks very much. Now, Carol.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Welcome back.- Thank you.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- It was Round One last time with Sherrie.- Yeah.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- You've upgraded.- Now you've got me! - So I've got him! But I'm no better.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I don't follow football any more. So I don't know.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26Now, Carol, you have been on Loose Women...

0:13:26 > 0:13:31- You were on 1,172 shows. - That's right, yes.

0:13:31 > 0:13:36- That's a colossal number - more than we've done Pointless.- That IS more than we've done Pointless.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38- That's a huge number of shows. - That was over a long time.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- That was over about 13 years. - That's more than anyone else.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- You are the loosest woman.- I...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I WAS the loosest woman.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Carol, we need a low score from you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52I know, but I don't think you're going to get one.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm just going to say a team that I know will probably have

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- got into the Champions League. - That's good enough.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01- I'm going to say Barcelona. - Barcelona, says Carol.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Again, when Roger nods, you know it's good. Roger is nodding.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07There's no red line for you, as you're the high scorers,

0:14:07 > 0:14:11but let's see how far down the column you can get with Barcelona.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14It's right.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17Oh, go on, Carol!

0:14:17 > 0:14:1947. Not bad.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- 147 is your total.- Not bad, not bad.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26- So now do we beat them? - I doubt it.- Well played, Carol.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Just about given yourself a chance there. Put the pressure on Penny.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Got knocked out in the quarterfinals, Barcelona.- Thanks very much.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Now, Penny...- Yes.- I tell you what - not only were you a finalist

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- last time you were on, you actually won the jackpot.- We did.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40I was with Jon Culshaw.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42If you go through to the final tonight,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45you will have two coveted Pointless trophies.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I know nothing about sport. No idea.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51I used to do football interviews on GMTV. And if the question...

0:14:51 > 0:14:53the person went, "Are you sure you mean that?" I'd go,

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- "I don't know - it was written for me."- I wrote that down for you! - He wrote them down.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Sometimes, he used to leave little booby-traps

0:14:58 > 0:15:02so that I read them wrongly and they'd go, "No, no."

0:15:02 > 0:15:05And I'd go, "Well, just answer the question that you ask yourself - that'll be fine."

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Now, Penny, you only have to score 98 or less.

0:15:09 > 0:15:1098 or less.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yes, I know, but it still has to be a football team

0:15:13 > 0:15:18that is in the UEFA, which I don't know... United England...

0:15:18 > 0:15:23- Football Athletes? What? I mean, what is that?- Athletes?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I don't know. I'm just saying that I don't even know what UEFA is.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- So I'm going to go...- Yes.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32And I do apologise but at least we get an early bath

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- and we can go home.- That's right. - And have dinner. AC Milan.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39- AC Milan?- Don't look at me like... What?

0:15:39 > 0:15:40The way he says it makes me scared!

0:15:40 > 0:15:45- All that and then you come up with AC Milan!- Well...

0:15:45 > 0:15:46What?

0:15:46 > 0:15:50All I'm saying is Roger's nodding, so let's see. There it is.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54There's your red line, Penny. If you get below that red line, it's fine.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Let's see. AC Milan - is it right, how many people said it?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02It's right - you're through. Very well done indeed, Penny.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Down you go.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Nice low score, as well.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07- 17!- Well done!

0:16:07 > 0:16:12That is the second-lowest score of the whole round, Penny.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Takes your total to 65.- It's only cos Carol said Barcelona.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18You see, Penny, if you spend your whole time saying,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20"I don't know anything about football,"

0:16:20 > 0:16:22you're then supposed to say Sunderland.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27AC Milan! How dare you?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Roger, welcome. It's been great having you here.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Already, you've contributed massively to the show.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36I've just got a twitch!

0:16:38 > 0:16:39When did you retire, Roger?

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- I retired in 1998.- Do you still run?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I jog with the wife in the mornings. A nice, gentle jog.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Is it a bit competitive?- No, no.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51I can speak on behalf of both of us, cos we always get this question.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Retired Olympians always get this question.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55"Are you super-competitive?"

0:16:55 > 0:16:58We left our competitive natures as soon as we retired.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Except for quiz shows. - Except for quiz shows?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- What about fathers' races at sports day?- Fathers' races.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Now, there's a problem, the fathers' race. What do you do?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Bring your spikes and your blocks!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11They're all lining up to take you on.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Do you beat them, do you let them win? What do you do?

0:17:14 > 0:17:16- You beat them!- Yeah!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18You go, "Yeah!"

0:17:18 > 0:17:20You give it some of that!

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Now then, Roger, you need to score 89 or less.

0:17:26 > 0:17:2989 or less gets you through to the next round.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33- I'm going to go Atletico Madrid. - Atletico Madrid, says Roger.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Very good indeed. OK, here's your red line - nice and high.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40If you get below that red line, Roger, with Atletico Madrid, you are through to Round Two.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47It's right and you're through.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54That's a great answer, 5.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57The best answer of the whole round, Roger. The best till last!

0:17:57 > 0:18:0162 your total - lowest total, as well.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah, terrific answer, Roger. Very well played. Atletico Madrid.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers here.

0:18:06 > 0:18:11Sunderland not amongst them. There's three pointless answers.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Very well done if you said Austria Vienna,

0:18:13 > 0:18:16if you said Olympiakos or Steaua Bucharest.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19All of those were pointless. I'll tell you some one-point scorers.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Anderlecht, Copenhagen,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22CSKA Moscow, Real Sociedad.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24All of those would have scored you one point.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27You'd have got two points for Viktoria Plzen, for Shakhtar Donetsk

0:18:27 > 0:18:31and for Zenit Saint Petersburg, and three points for Schalke and Napoli.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Other than that, Atletico Madrid was the best answer. Let's look at the top three.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Some of these will be familiar.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38There's Arsenal with 57.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Chelsea, of course, nobody said. 62.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44And Manchester United at the top on 76.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Thank you very much, Richard. So at the end of our first round,

0:18:47 > 0:18:49the pair who are heading home with their high score of 147...

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- I'm so sorry, Louie and Carol. - THEY GROAN

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh, Carol, it's not going to be this time you make it through to Round Two.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Louie, it's been lovely having you here.- Yeah.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Thank you so much, both of you. - It's been fantastic.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Can I just say, I know Atletico Madrid wear red-and-white stripy tops,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06cos I've just come back from Spain and actually watched them win.

0:19:06 > 0:19:11- But you know who else wears red-and-white stripy tops?- Ah, yes.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Do Sunderland wear them? Do they? - Yeah, they do.- I got confused!

0:19:16 > 0:19:21- Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's why. - That was it! I knew it!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Well, thank you so much, Carol and Louie.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- It's been lovely having you on. Carol and Louie, everyone!- Thanks.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38So, three pairs remain. Obviously, at the end of this round,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41we will be down to two pairs for our head-to-head round.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is...

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- who's going to go second? - Well, I know nothing about them.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Neither do I.- Whoever's first, step up to the podium.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01OK. And the question concerns...

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Number one debut albums. Richard.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10On each board, we're going to give you the titles of six albums

0:20:10 > 0:20:12that went to number one in the UK

0:20:12 > 0:20:14and they were the debut albums by the artist who released them.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Tell us the name of those artists, please. Which artists released these number-one albums

0:20:18 > 0:20:21in the years you're going to be shown? Good luck.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23OK, so the names of the artists - that's what we are after,

0:20:23 > 0:20:27the artists who had number ones with these debut albums. Here's our first board of six.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28And we have...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I'll read those again.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52Kriss.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- I haven't got a Dolly Blue, mate. - Really?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Well...I haven't got a clue.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Oh, Kriss, you're going to have to make one up if you can't...

0:21:02 > 0:21:04You're right, you're right.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I'm going to go for Elton John.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09- For which one?- Oh, Fantastic!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Fantastic! Elton John, says Kriss. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- KRISS CHUCKLES - Let's just see if that's right.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, mate, I don't...

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Oh, I'm sorry, Kriss. - Oh, no, what a surprise!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I got it wrong?!

0:21:25 > 0:21:26You scored 100!

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Wahey! I'm afraid...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Yeah, I'm afraid an incorrect answer. I'm sorry, Kriss.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Yeah, I'm sorry, Kriss.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'll give you all the answers at the end of the pass.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Thanks very much. Now, Vanessa.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Well, I have a jolly good idea about one of them

0:21:41 > 0:21:43but I think, obviously, it's the easiest one

0:21:43 > 0:21:45and will be the one with lots of points.

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Then there's another one I just think I might know,

0:21:50 > 0:21:54cos I think... I know the lyric of the song.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59I think I'll take a punt on it - and forgive me if I get this wrong...

0:21:59 > 0:22:03So I'm going to go for All Rise, 2001,

0:22:03 > 0:22:07and I'm going to say that that is the band Blue.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Blue, says Vanessa. Let's see if that's right and,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14if it is, how many of our 100 people said Blue.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18- It's right.- Well done!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Very well done indeed, Vanessa.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- 29. Very well done.- Well done!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Well done!- Ooh!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Brilliant.- I know the song. - Brilliant. No, well done.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Well played, Vanessa, and, as you say,

0:22:32 > 0:22:35also the name of one of their famous tracks, as well. All Rise.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Thanks, Rich. So, Andrew...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Yes.- Andrew, you're the last person to have this board.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43If you fancied it and felt like showing off, you could take us

0:22:43 > 0:22:46through all of them. Fill in all the blanks.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49All Rise is the first one I would have gone for so well done,

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Vanessa, I'm delighted for you(!)

0:22:51 > 0:22:53LAUGHTER

0:22:53 > 0:22:55I think Adele was 19.

0:22:55 > 0:22:59And I think Parachutes was, er, Coldplay.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Lexicon Of Love I don't know -

0:23:02 > 0:23:03was that Robert Palmer?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'm just going to go 19 - Adele.

0:23:06 > 0:23:0819 - Adele, says Andrew.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Adele.

0:23:13 > 0:23:18- It's right.- Yes!- Well, 29 is our lowest correct answer.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20And you've passed it. 27, very close.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- The best score of the round so far. - Well done, you!

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Well played, Andrew. Very good answer.

0:23:27 > 0:23:2919 was by Adele.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32Sold over three million copies worldwide.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Parachutes - you're absolutely right - was Coldplay.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Would've scored you more points, actually. Would've scored you 35.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42- And The Lexicon Of Love - not Robert Palmer, but it's that era.- ABC.- ABC.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47Would've scored 13. Now, Fantastic! - not Elton John. But it's not...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Cos Captain Fantastic is an Elton John...

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- It's Wham!- Oh, of course!

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Would've scored you 6 points.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57And another huge act - Dangerously In Love.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00Beyonce. Would've scored you 11.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03So the best answer on the board there is Wham! Well done if you said that.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round. Let's see the scores. 27,

0:24:07 > 0:24:10best score of the pass, Andrew. Well done. 29, where we find

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Vanessa and Penny.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14And 100, I'm afraid, Kriss and Roger.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16It was an honourable 100, though, as Richard said, Kriss,

0:24:16 > 0:24:20so no shame in that. But it means a bit of an onus on you, Roger.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21We need a nice low score

0:24:21 > 0:24:24and we'll hope that's enough to keep you in the game.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27We'll come back down the line now. Second players, please step up to the podium.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31OK, Keith.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35We're going to put six more albums on the board and here they are.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48I'll read those all again.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Now then, Keith, what are you going to go for?- I do know one of them.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Er... Oh, gosh, it's really...

0:25:08 > 0:25:10And there's a couple that...

0:25:10 > 0:25:13I don't want to give too much away to the other teams but I'm going

0:25:13 > 0:25:16to go Welcome To The Pleasuredome, 1984, Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Frankie Goes To Hollywood, says Keith.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20You want to be scoring 72 or less

0:25:20 > 0:25:22and that would get you into the head-to-head.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26Get below that red line with Frankie Goes To Hollywood and you're there. Let's see how many people said it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Oh!- It's right,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33- and you're through. Very well done, Keith.- Lucky day.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Good answer, 32.- Whoa!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Well done, mate.- Thank you. - 59 is your total.

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Thank you.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Yeah, well played, Keith. From your home city, of course.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Thanks very much. Now, Penny... - Well, it's just not my thing.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- I don't need it.- Oh, come now.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52You said this last time and then came up with AC Milan.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I'm not going to listen to any of this.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59I just don't really listen to sort of albums. I listen to, you know...

0:25:59 > 0:26:04Yeah, yeah, yeah! Listen, you have to score 70 or less, Penny.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08Well, the only thing I can think of is Walthamstow is East 17.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- East 17. OK.- Wow!

0:26:10 > 0:26:13LAUGHTER

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- Is that wrong?- I don't know but it sounded great.- It sounds clever.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17East 17.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20There's your red line. I... It'll be fine. Let's find out.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Is that right - Walthamstow, East 17? How many people said it?

0:26:23 > 0:26:27If you get below that red line, you're in the head-to-head. Let's find out if it's right.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Absolutely right, Penny, of course.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- And through you go to the head-to-head.- Fabulous!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Oh, that's fabulous. Well done! - Oh, and guess what -

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- the lowest score of the round, Penny.- Brilliant. Brilliant!

0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Takes your total to 44. - So clever! That's clever.- Thank you.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Getting close to a red card for Penny, isn't it?

0:26:48 > 0:26:52Yeah, Penny, one more time and you're off the show. We're not having that.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55In the regular shows, we do give yellow cards and red cards for people who say,

0:26:55 > 0:26:59"I don't know anything about this," then get the best answer of the round.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02But honestly... The only thing is... It's the postcode!

0:27:02 > 0:27:05You're getting yourself in more trouble!

0:27:06 > 0:27:10Thank you, Richard. Roger, this is terrible.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12I know. What can I do?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15- Nothing!- You can talk us through the board and fill in all the blanks,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- cos I know you'll be able to. - I can do two of them!

0:27:18 > 0:27:21- It's good enough.- And I know the one I would have gone for.- Go on.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24The one I would have gone for would have been Phil Collins, Face Value.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28And then the other one is Oasis and Definitely Maybe.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30And I don't know the other two.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Which of those do you want to submit?- Phil Collins, Face Value.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36OK. Phil Collins, says Roger. Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39No red line for you, cos you're already our high scorers.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Look at that!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Look what a good answer that was!

0:27:49 > 0:27:50APPLAUSE

0:27:50 > 0:27:5210.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54And, Roger, that is the best score of the round.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Nobody got lower than that. 110 is your total.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Yeah, best answer of the round, Roger, but you were...

0:28:03 > 0:28:08Sadly, you were handed the baton about 40 to 50 metres behind.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11I dropped the baton for the very first time in my life, Roger.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13I'm sorry, fella.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16You were right about Oasis - Definitely Maybe - but a bigger scorer.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18That would've scored you 40 - biggest score on the board.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21The Hurting. Do you remember The Hurting? Tears For Fears.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24- Tears For Fears, yes, exactly. - Would've scored 4.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26And Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not?

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Arctic Monkeys.- Arctic Monkeys, yeah. That would have scored 13.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31Tears For Fears the best answer on the board.

0:28:31 > 0:28:34Thanks very much indeed. At the end of the second round,

0:28:34 > 0:28:36the pair who are heading home with a high score of 110

0:28:36 > 0:28:40is Roger and Kriss. I'm so sorry. Oh, Kriss.

0:28:40 > 0:28:43- We're still friends.- Well, listen, come back. Come back and win it.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47- Fantastic. Look forward to it. - Fantastic. Exactly!

0:28:47 > 0:28:49- It's been lovely... - KRISS CHUCKLES

0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Boom, boom, boom! - It's been lovely having you on.

0:28:51 > 0:28:55Roger and Kriss, fantastic contestants. Thanks so much for playing.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57- APPLAUSE - Thank you very much, guys.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59But, for Keith and Andrew, Vanessa and Penny,

0:28:59 > 0:29:01it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:29:06 > 0:29:08Well, congratulations, Vanessa and Penny, Keith and Andrew.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10You're now one step closer to the final

0:29:10 > 0:29:14and a chance to place our jackpot, which currently stands at...

0:29:15 > 0:29:17APPLAUSE

0:29:19 > 0:29:21This is the point where we decide who gets to play for that money,

0:29:21 > 0:29:23and we do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27The difference now is you can chat before you give you answers, you can confer.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Now you can confer, I think this is going to be very close.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36So, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45OK, here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Rich...- Yeah, we're going to give you five clues now to facts

0:29:52 > 0:29:55about the TV show - TV talent show - The Voice UK.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:29:57 > 0:30:01OK, so let's reveal our five questions but rather than have them

0:30:01 > 0:30:05from me, why not have them from one of The Voice's judges, Ricky Wilson?

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Hi, Xander and Richard. Sorry I can't be with you in person.

0:30:07 > 0:30:10Here are five questions all about The Voice.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13What is the real surname of coach Tom Jones?

0:30:15 > 0:30:18- God!- In the opening show of the 2014 series,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21The Voice coaches performed the Kaiser Chiefs' hit I Predict A Riot.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24In which city did the Kaiser Chiefs form?

0:30:25 > 0:30:28What is the title of the BBC Two Voice spin-off show

0:30:28 > 0:30:30first broadcast in March 2014?

0:30:31 > 0:30:36Which female presenter has co-hosted The Voice 2014 series with Marvin Humes?

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Andrea Begley won the show in 2013.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43What was the title of her debut single?

0:30:43 > 0:30:47OK. Five questions there. I will read them all one more time for you.

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Vanessa and Penny, you will go first.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13THEY CONFER

0:31:13 > 0:31:16I've got absolutely no idea. So if we go first...

0:31:18 > 0:31:20The only one I know is that one.

0:31:20 > 0:31:22Right. The one we think we can answer

0:31:22 > 0:31:24is the name of the female presenter

0:31:24 > 0:31:28who co-hosted the 2014 series of The Voice with Marvin Humes.

0:31:28 > 0:31:32- Emma Willis.- Emma Willis.

0:31:32 > 0:31:34Emma Willis, say Vanessa and Penny.

0:31:34 > 0:31:35Now then, Keith and Andrew, over to you.

0:31:35 > 0:31:39- Talk us through the board if you can.- Oh, well...- OK.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42- I immediately bow to him.- Why?

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Just so I can talk to him!

0:31:44 > 0:31:46You HAVE to bow to me!

0:31:46 > 0:31:51The real surname of Tom Jones I do not know and I should know that one.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Title of the BBC Two spin-off show...

0:31:53 > 0:31:56They're not normally that original, the spin-off shows

0:31:56 > 0:31:58- and the titles, are they?- No.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00What would you have said for that?

0:32:00 > 0:32:04- The Voice Over. - No. No, I know it's not that.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06The Voice 2?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08More The Voice?

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Title of the winner Andrea Begley's debut single?

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- No idea?- No idea. The only one...

0:32:14 > 0:32:19I mean, Ricky Wilson - his father was a television producer

0:32:19 > 0:32:21who lived in Manchester and he produced a television show -

0:32:21 > 0:32:25It's A Knockout - and a thing I did called Anything Goes.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29And Ricky Wilson and I have got the same birthday - I know that,

0:32:29 > 0:32:3517th January - so I've come out with a few facts about that one,

0:32:35 > 0:32:38so I can only presume that his band was formed in Manchester.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42- You let me struggle!- Sorry. - Twist in the wind!

0:32:42 > 0:32:44- They're the only facts I know. - Say it!

0:32:44 > 0:32:48So we'll go for Kaiser Chiefs, Manchester.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51OK, so we have Emma Willis, we have Manchester.

0:32:51 > 0:32:53Vanessa and Penny have said Emma Willis.

0:32:53 > 0:32:55Let's see if that's right and how many people said it, if it is.

0:32:58 > 0:32:59It's right!

0:33:05 > 0:33:06Well done!

0:33:07 > 0:33:08Well done!

0:33:10 > 0:33:14Meanwhile, Keith and Andrew have said Manchester.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18Is that where the Kaiser Chiefs were formed? Let's find out.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24- Oh, sorry! - I'm afraid not Manchester.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Which means, well done, Vanessa and Penny. After one question, you're up 1-0.

0:33:27 > 0:33:30Very well played. Kaiser Chiefs, a brilliant band.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Not from Manchester, I'm afraid, but from Leeds.- Ah!- Yeah.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35Would have scored you 15 points as well.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38Would have been a very nice answer.

0:33:38 > 0:33:41The real surname of The Voice UK coach - he is Tom Woodward.

0:33:41 > 0:33:43CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM

0:33:43 > 0:33:46- Never heard of that! - Six people knew that!

0:33:46 > 0:33:50The title of the BBC Two spin-off show, just The Voice: Louder On Two.

0:33:50 > 0:33:53The Voice: Louder On Two would have scored you 1 point.

0:33:53 > 0:33:56And the title of that single

0:33:56 > 0:33:58was My Immortal.

0:33:58 > 0:34:01That would have scored you 2 points, so very well done if you got that.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03Thanks very much indeed. Here comes your second question.

0:34:03 > 0:34:05Keith and Andrew, you get to answer this first.

0:34:05 > 0:34:10You have to win it to stay in the game so best of luck. It concerns...

0:34:15 > 0:34:18- Bald people with hair?- Eh?!

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Famous bald people...

0:34:21 > 0:34:24- Presumably when they had hair? - Well, we shall see, shan't we?

0:34:24 > 0:34:27- We'll discover.- We're going to show you five pictures of people

0:34:27 > 0:34:30who are famous for having a bald or shaved head but we're going to

0:34:30 > 0:34:33- show you them with hair. Can you tell us who they are, please? - I see.- Thanks very much indeed.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Let's reveal our five famous people with hair. And here they are.

0:34:37 > 0:34:38We have...

0:34:57 > 0:34:58OK, there we are.

0:34:58 > 0:35:01Five famous bald people with hair.

0:35:01 > 0:35:03Now, Keith and Andrew, you will go first this time.

0:35:03 > 0:35:05What's the name of that singer?

0:35:05 > 0:35:07THEY WHISPER

0:35:12 > 0:35:13Yeah, we... I-I...

0:35:13 > 0:35:15Going to go for C.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17Yeah, C. And he said,

0:35:17 > 0:35:20"Famous Indian guy," and I said...

0:35:20 > 0:35:22- Played Gandhi.- Ben Kingsley.

0:35:22 > 0:35:23Is the right...

0:35:23 > 0:35:27OK, you're going to say Ben Kingsley for C. Ben Kingsley for C.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31Now, Vanessa and Penny, the rest of the board is yours. Talk us through it.

0:35:31 > 0:35:34We think that A is Kojak,

0:35:34 > 0:35:37- Telly Savalas.- Lollipop.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39- We think that B...- Andre Agassi.

0:35:39 > 0:35:41..is Andre Agassi.

0:35:41 > 0:35:44We think that D is the extremely

0:35:44 > 0:35:46famous Irish singer with no hair.

0:35:46 > 0:35:47We think it's Sinead

0:35:47 > 0:35:48but can't remember her proper name.

0:35:48 > 0:35:50Suddenly forgotten her name completely.

0:35:50 > 0:35:52And E, Bruce Willis, of course.

0:35:52 > 0:35:54Not Sinead O'Connor?

0:35:54 > 0:35:56- Sinead O'Connor! - Is it Sinead O'Connor?

0:35:56 > 0:35:59Now, do we want to go Sinead O'Connor or do we want to go Telly Savalas?

0:35:59 > 0:36:03Telly Savalas is surely the most famous bald person ever, so surely there'll be loads of points.

0:36:03 > 0:36:05- No, but people don't... Do you think?- Well, yeah.

0:36:05 > 0:36:07OK, go for Sinead O'Connor, then.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09- Do you think?- Yes, go on, then.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11- Yeah, go on.- All right, Sinead O'Connor.

0:36:11 > 0:36:14Sinead O'Connor, say Vanessa and Penny, for D. Sinead O'Connor.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17So, we have Ben Kingsley, we have Sinead O'Connor.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Keith and Andrew said Ben Kingsley. Let's see if that is right for C.

0:36:20 > 0:36:21If it is, let's see how many people said it.

0:36:24 > 0:36:26- It's right.- Yay!

0:36:30 > 0:36:33- Look at that,- 7. Oh, my gosh! Wow!

0:36:33 > 0:36:35Very well done. Good work.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Well done, Keith. That was yours.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42- Same dentist.- Teamwork! But 7.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45Now, Vanessa and Penny, that's what you have to beat with Sinead O'Connor.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47D, Sinead O'Connor.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53It's right.

0:36:56 > 0:36:5839.

0:37:00 > 0:37:0339 for Sinead O'Connor which means - well done, Keith and Andrew -

0:37:03 > 0:37:06you're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Ben Kingsley was a great answer there. Very well spotted. Did you spot Ben Kingsley?- I did.

0:37:09 > 0:37:15- It's always good to see an actor on the phone.- Good phone acting.

0:37:15 > 0:37:18An action shot. Now, A, of course, is Telly Savalas.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Not a huge score, actually.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22Would have scored you 27.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25Andre Agassi, slightly fewer points.

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Would have scored you 23.

0:37:29 > 0:37:33That's a haircut and a half! You wouldn't think he was going to go bald there, would you?

0:37:33 > 0:37:36And E, of course, is Bruce Willis and he is the biggest scorer.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37Would have scored you 67.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41- One, two, three earrings on Bruce Willis there.- Oh, really?- Yeah.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44That's unnecessary, isn't it?

0:37:44 > 0:37:46- Just do some acting.- Yeah.

0:37:46 > 0:37:51- Get a phone, for God's sake. - Do your phone acting.

0:37:51 > 0:37:52That's really good.

0:37:52 > 0:37:55I can do phone and Venetian blind acting, as well, which is...

0:37:56 > 0:37:58LAUGHTER

0:38:04 > 0:38:06OK, here comes your third question.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Whoever wins this goes through to the final place for that jackpot.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11It concerns...

0:38:15 > 0:38:16Regions in Asian countries. Richard.

0:38:16 > 0:38:19We'll show you names of five regions in different Asian countries,

0:38:19 > 0:38:22but we've missed out alternate letters from their names.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25Can you fill in those gaps and give us the most obscure answer?

0:38:25 > 0:38:28- Good luck.- OK, so let's reveal our five regions with bits missing.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31And here they are. We have...

0:38:45 > 0:38:46I'll read those all again.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Vanessa and Penny will go first.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10I think I'm going to go for the first one, which is Chiang Mai.

0:39:10 > 0:39:13Chiang Mai, say Vanessa and Penny.

0:39:13 > 0:39:17Now, Keith and Andrew, it's over to you. Talk us through as many of those as you can.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Well, bottom one is India - Delhi.

0:39:21 > 0:39:24- Tokyo.- Tokyo.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26Er...Abu Dhabi.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29Iran, I'm not too sure. Is it East...

0:39:29 > 0:39:33- Is that the winner, isn't it, the Iran one?- Possibly. East...

0:39:35 > 0:39:38- East Alam...- No. Tokyo's too easy.

0:39:38 > 0:39:41People will get that. Abu Dhabi?

0:39:41 > 0:39:44- I think people will get Delhi quickly.- Delhi - easy.

0:39:44 > 0:39:47We don't know that one so we've got to go for that one,

0:39:47 > 0:39:51which is the United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54Abu Dhabi, say Keith and Andrew.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56So Vanessa and Penny have gone for Chiang Mai.

0:39:56 > 0:39:58Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

0:40:01 > 0:40:02It's right.

0:40:07 > 0:40:09That's a great answer. 10. Very well done.

0:40:12 > 0:40:14- KEITH: Very good.- Excellent.

0:40:14 > 0:40:18Keith and Andrew have gone for Abu Dhabi. Let's see if that's right and how many people said that.

0:40:20 > 0:40:22It's right.

0:40:23 > 0:40:2565.

0:40:26 > 0:40:31- It's OK.- Yeah.- Which means, well done, Vanessa and Penny.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34After three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.

0:40:34 > 0:40:37You're absolutely right - the second one down would have been the best answer -

0:40:37 > 0:40:39but we'll go through the other two first.

0:40:39 > 0:40:41Delhi, of course, at the bottom.

0:40:41 > 0:40:42A big scorer -

0:40:42 > 0:40:43would have scored you 77.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Tokyo in the middle - a huge scorer.

0:40:46 > 0:40:4798 points for that.

0:40:47 > 0:40:49And it's East Azerbaijan.

0:40:49 > 0:40:51PLAYERS EXCLAIM

0:40:51 > 0:40:53In the north-west of Iran.

0:40:53 > 0:40:562 points. If you worked that out... If you knew it, very well done.

0:40:56 > 0:40:59If you worked it out, very well done as well. Tough one. Really hard to see.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Thanks very much. The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round...

0:41:02 > 0:41:04I'm sorry, Keith and Andrew, it's you.

0:41:04 > 0:41:06What a heroic performance, all the way through.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09And great teamwork in this last round as well, so very well done.

0:41:09 > 0:41:13- I enjoyed it.- It's been a while. - It's been lovely having you both. Please come back again.

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Meantime, thanks very much for playing, Keith and Andrew.

0:41:15 > 0:41:17- Thank you.- Thank you. - Good luck, you two.

0:41:17 > 0:41:19APPLAUSE

0:41:19 > 0:41:23But, for Vanessa and Penny, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:41:26 > 0:41:29Congratulations, Vanessa and Penny.

0:41:29 > 0:41:30You've fought off all the competition

0:41:30 > 0:41:33and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:41:39 > 0:41:43You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45At the moment, the jackpot stands at...

0:41:51 > 0:41:54You're double trophy winners, each of you. A pair of...

0:41:54 > 0:41:57How's the coveting been going on your trophies so far?

0:41:57 > 0:41:59Oh, every time that anybody comes round,

0:41:59 > 0:42:04it's the first thing I get out. Before I even ask if they want a cup of tea or to take their shoes off.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07People are desperately jealous. Everybody wants a Pointless trophy.

0:42:07 > 0:42:09And now you have two. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Bookends! Ha-ha-ha!

0:42:11 > 0:42:14As always, you get to choose your category from the four we put up on the board for you.

0:42:14 > 0:42:18Let's see what's up there today. Let's hope there's something you like the look of.

0:42:18 > 0:42:20We've got...

0:42:26 > 0:42:28LAUGHTER

0:42:28 > 0:42:32Shall we say that Sport In 2014 obviously is ours(!)

0:42:32 > 0:42:35- That wouldn't be ours. - Isn't it? Naturally! I think we can possibly discount that.

0:42:35 > 0:42:38The Beatles, I was never particularly good at.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40United States of America I've travelled across, but...

0:42:40 > 0:42:43Do you think we should give Woody Allen a bash?

0:42:43 > 0:42:45- Do you know a lot of Woody Allen? - I know SOME Woody Allen.

0:42:45 > 0:42:49I would hesitate to say I'm a great expert. Or, as he would say, a great maven.

0:42:49 > 0:42:51Let's go for Woody Allen cos at least I've seen a few films.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54- I've seen some. Shall we try it? - Woody Allen.- Yes?

0:42:54 > 0:42:58- We're going for Woody Allen. - You're going to go for Woody Allen? - We are.- Woody Allen.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Best of luck. These three questions are very similar.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:43:03 > 0:43:06for which Woody Allen has got a director's credit,

0:43:06 > 0:43:10according to IMDB, up to April 2014, that has a one-word title...

0:43:11 > 0:43:15that has a two-word title. You can probably see where we're going -

0:43:15 > 0:43:17has a three-word title.

0:43:17 > 0:43:19So any feature film made for cinema release up to

0:43:19 > 0:43:22the beginning of April 2014 for which Woody Allen has received

0:43:22 > 0:43:26a director's credit with one-word, two-word or three-word titles.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.

0:43:31 > 0:43:36All you need to win the jackpot is for just one of the answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:43:36 > 0:43:39- BOTH: Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

0:43:39 > 0:43:40Your time starts now.

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44- What about Zelig?- Zelig, yes.

0:43:44 > 0:43:45Zelig is a good one.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Deconstructing Harry. - Oh, excellent one.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52How about that? Deconstructing Harry. And three-word films...

0:43:52 > 0:43:54- Well, we don't have to do... - Broadway Danny Rose.

0:43:54 > 0:43:57What about The Jade something or other? What was that called?

0:43:57 > 0:44:00- The Jade... - I don't know.- The Jade Dragon.

0:44:00 > 0:44:01The Jade Tattoo or something.

0:44:01 > 0:44:04No, I'm getting confused about dragon tattoos.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07Can you think of anything nobody will have seen or nobody will remember?

0:44:07 > 0:44:10- What's the one about the sisters? - That's Hannah And Her...

0:44:10 > 0:44:14That's too many. And obviously Manhattan's going to get loads.

0:44:14 > 0:44:17Yes, so do you think we should go for Zelig for the one-word?

0:44:17 > 0:44:20- And the two-word...- Well, we don't have to do one for each but...

0:44:20 > 0:44:22- Well, if we did Deconstructing Harry.- Yeah, perfect.

0:44:22 > 0:44:25And possibly Broadway Danny Rose, which I don't think is one of...

0:44:25 > 0:44:28Broadway Danny Rose or Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

0:44:28 > 0:44:31- Which one do you think?- Well, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is recent.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33- Ten seconds.- There we go. Sorry? - You've got your three.

0:44:33 > 0:44:35I was just saying you had ten seconds left.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39- Well, we'll just talk about... - I'm thinking if there are any others we can think of that are...

0:44:39 > 0:44:41OK, that's your time up.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?

0:44:45 > 0:44:47- Zelig.- Zelig.

0:44:47 > 0:44:50- Deconstructing Harry. - Deconstructing Harry.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53- And Broadway Danny Rose. - Broadway Danny Rose. Excellent.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:44:56 > 0:44:58I think Zelig, myself. What do you think?

0:44:58 > 0:45:01- I'm hoping Deconstructing Harry might be good.- Deconstructing Harry.

0:45:01 > 0:45:05- We're going to go Deconstructing Harry.- Deconstructing Harry last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:45:05 > 0:45:09- Broadway Danny Rose. - Broadway Danny Rose first. Zelig in the middle.

0:45:09 > 0:45:12Let's pop those up on the board in that order, then, and here they are.

0:45:12 > 0:45:14We've got...

0:45:17 > 0:45:20Well, three brilliant answers up there. Very best of luck with this.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Surely one of those will be pointless.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25If one of them is and you win that jackpot for your charities,

0:45:25 > 0:45:28- what are your charities? - Mine is Breast Cancer Care.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31It's a fabulous charity and it's all about living

0:45:31 > 0:45:34a full and rich life after having breast cancer.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35- It's great.- Excellent.

0:45:35 > 0:45:37APPLAUSE

0:45:41 > 0:45:43And Penny?

0:45:43 > 0:45:45St Mungo's, which helps homeless people

0:45:45 > 0:45:47who are vulnerable or excluded.

0:45:47 > 0:45:49Very good.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52APPLAUSE

0:45:52 > 0:45:53Well, two fantastic charities there.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56Let's hope that at least one of those answers is pointless

0:45:56 > 0:45:58and will win that jackpot for those charities.

0:45:58 > 0:46:01Your first answer, the one you thought least likely to be pointless,

0:46:01 > 0:46:04was Broadway Danny Rose. Let's find out.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06It has to be correct, then it has to be pointless.

0:46:06 > 0:46:09If it's both of those things, you will win the jackpot of £2,500.

0:46:09 > 0:46:13Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Broadway Danny Rose.

0:46:16 > 0:46:17It's right.

0:46:18 > 0:46:19That's the first thing it had to be.

0:46:19 > 0:46:21If this goes all the way down to zero,

0:46:21 > 0:46:24you'll leave here with that jackpot for your charities.

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Down it goes, Broadway Danny Rose, into single figures.

0:46:26 > 0:46:28Still going down. Down it goes!

0:46:28 > 0:46:30You've done it! That is fantastic!

0:46:30 > 0:46:33THEY SQUEAL EXCITEDLY

0:46:33 > 0:46:35- Well done.- Oh, that's brilliant!

0:46:35 > 0:46:39- That's brilliant!- Fabulous job!

0:46:39 > 0:46:41Crazy!

0:46:42 > 0:46:44Oh, wow!

0:46:45 > 0:46:47Oh, I'm thrilled!

0:46:47 > 0:46:49- I'm thrilled!- Congratulations.

0:46:49 > 0:46:51Broadway Danny Rose.

0:46:51 > 0:46:54That's a pointless answer, which means you go home with

0:46:54 > 0:46:58that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities. What a brilliant answer.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00Do you know, we work together every single day.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03- This is such a lovely thing to do together.- Yes, it's great!

0:47:03 > 0:47:06- I'm so thrilled. We're so delighted! - It's brilliant.- Brilliant.

0:47:06 > 0:47:08- And how lovely for the charities. - It's just brilliant.

0:47:08 > 0:47:12- And your first answer as well! - Gosh! How were the others?

0:47:12 > 0:47:15- Well, let's find out. Richard. - Let's find out, yeah.

0:47:15 > 0:47:18Well, your two-word title, Deconstructing Harry,

0:47:18 > 0:47:21- also a pointless answer.- No!- Yes!

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Your one word answer, Zelig...

0:47:28 > 0:47:31- ..would've scored you one point. What were you thinking?- Gosh!

0:47:31 > 0:47:34What about that, though? Two pointless answers!

0:47:34 > 0:47:36- I'd have said Zelig was our most... - Two pointless answers!

0:47:36 > 0:47:39- Well done!- Wow!- Let's take a look at all the different pointless answers.

0:47:39 > 0:47:42The one-word ones were the hardest ones.

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Alice would have been a pointless answer. Celebrity and September.

0:47:45 > 0:47:48Well done if you said that. The two-word titles...

0:47:48 > 0:47:51You could've had Deconstructing Harry, Mighty Aphrodite.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53You could've had Stardust Memories.

0:47:53 > 0:47:55You also could've had Whatever Works,

0:47:55 > 0:47:57Another Woman and Hollywood Ending.

0:47:57 > 0:48:00Let's take a look at the three-worders. Broadway Danny Rose.

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Crimes And Misdemeanors a pointless answer.

0:48:02 > 0:48:05Husbands And Wives. And Sweet And Lowdown also a pointless answer.

0:48:05 > 0:48:10Very well done if you got any of those at home. Congratulations on getting the two in the studio.

0:48:10 > 0:48:13Thanks, Richard. Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Vanessa and Penny,

0:48:13 > 0:48:17who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:21 > 0:48:25Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:48:25 > 0:48:27- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.

0:48:27 > 0:48:30And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.