0:00:10 > 0:00:13APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed. Hi, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:24 > 0:00:28and welcome to this special 1980s edition of Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30The quiz where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:39And couple number one.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Hi, I'm Willie Thorne, former professional snooker player
0:00:42 > 0:00:44and winner of 14 tournaments worldwide.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45APPLAUSE
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Well done.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hi, I'm Tessa Sanderson and I competed in
0:00:50 > 0:00:53six consecutive Olympic Games and won the Olympic gold in '84.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58And couple number two.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Hi there, I'm Stedman and this is my sister Denise
0:01:01 > 0:01:03and we're both from Five Star.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Couple number three.
0:01:10 > 0:01:16Hi, I'm Rustie Lee, well known for laughing a lot and cooking.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes. And I'm Anne Diamond
0:01:19 > 0:01:22and we first met on breakfast television over 30 years ago.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Ouch!- And I'm going to hide behind her laugh.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27RUSTIE LAUGHS
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And, finally, couple number four.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I'm Emma Samms and I was on The Colbys and Dynasty
0:01:35 > 0:01:38with this lady, she was my mother-in-law.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And I played her mother-in-law and I'm Stephanie Beacham.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- APPLAUSE - And these are today's contestants.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Thanks very much, all of you,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and we'll find out more about you, throughout the show, so that just
0:01:49 > 0:01:52leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hypnotising us with his dazzling intellect before making us
0:01:54 > 0:01:58do chicken impressions we'll never remember, it's my Pointless friend.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- It's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Hi, everybody. APPLAUSE
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hiya.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Good evening.- Yeah, good evening to you.- Oh!- Oh, the '80s.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- For the first time ever, they've let us wear our own clothes.- I know.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- That's nice, isn't it?- Yeah! - We met in the '80s, didn't we?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I was just thinking that. You looked so like that.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Yeah, you look identical. We're very early.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- I think this is an early '80s look. - I think that's true.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Stephanie was saying it was '70s. She's got a point.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm saying very early '80s.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Anyway, should be a cracking show. Eight great contestants,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31we've had a couple of them on before and I'm worried about Willie
0:02:31 > 0:02:34because every time we have a snooker player on,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36they get knocked out in the first round -
0:02:36 > 0:02:38John Virgo, first round, Dennis Taylor, first round,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40John Parrott, first round.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I'm used to getting beat in the first round, so, it's OK.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Now, we've asked all our questions to 100 people before the show.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50As ever, the aim of the game is to find a Pointless answer.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave
0:02:52 > 0:02:56and each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Now, as today's show is a celebrity special and each of our celebrities
0:02:59 > 0:03:02is playing for a nominated charity, we start off with a jackpot of...
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17OK, now the pair with the highest score at the end of this
0:03:17 > 0:03:19round will be eliminated and also, remember, there is
0:03:19 > 0:03:22to be no conferring during the round.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24OK, our first category today is...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30It's Words. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32who's going to go second?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many words ending in
0:03:46 > 0:03:50"..atch" as they could. Words ending "..atch", Richard.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53We're looking for any word which has its own
0:03:53 > 0:03:56entry in the Oxford Dictionary of English that ends "..atch."
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Please, as always, no hyphenated words, no proper nouns,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03anything like that, just any word that ends "..atch."
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Now, you all drew lots before the show and, Tessa and Willie,
0:04:09 > 0:04:13today you are going to go first. Tessa, welcome.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's great to have you here,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18a great legend of the javelin throwing world.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Gold winner as you said in 1984. Yeah, absolutely.- Thank you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Thank you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I've still got to find a word though. Um...
0:04:26 > 0:04:28The other thing is Tessa, not only that,
0:04:28 > 0:04:33you've got not only your gold medal, you've got every BE there is.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You're an OBE, a CBE, an MBE...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Are there any more honours you can collect?
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Um...the Dame would be nice, but, you know, that's not up to me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45That's not up to me, but, oh, you know what?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48No, I mean, it was lovely getting those awards, you know,
0:04:48 > 0:04:50for the work that I've done and things like that.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Very, very nice and, a couple I was honoured,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56to get from the Queen herself, which was marvellous.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Well, that's nice.
0:04:57 > 0:05:02But, em, you know, I was so proud to have got those and, you know,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04it was just really, really an honour.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Now, then, Tessa, words ending in "..atch." There's a trophy waiting
0:05:07 > 0:05:10for you at the end of this show if you make it to the final.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I've been really trying to think at this one. Um...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I don't know if my one's a word. I might have made it up.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Oh, really?- Yeah.- Are you starting to worry?- Uh...eh...
0:05:19 > 0:05:21We'll find out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Why don't we go for, um...?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hatch!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Why don't we go for hatch? Let's see if that's right and,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32if it is, let's see how many... I've got to stop saying
0:05:32 > 0:05:35"if that's right." Let's see how many people said hatch.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39It's right.
0:05:39 > 0:05:4271.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It was too easy that one. Yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48A big scorer, but always tough on that first podium
0:05:48 > 0:05:51in the Words round, you've got less time than anybody else.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54You had two - you can hatch a plan, you can hatch an egg.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- It can mean different things.- It can. Beautifully put.- Thank you, dude.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05- Stedman. Stedman! A fifth of- Five Star. Yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08What are you up to at the moment, Stedman? What are you doing?
0:06:08 > 0:06:13Uh, I am currently working on my solo career right now.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And you're involved in dance as well, aren't you?
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Yes, I teach, um, young people...
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- ..and people our age as well, you know, how to dance.- Excuse me!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Jiggy with it, you know?
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Now, Stedman, words ending in "..atch."
0:06:30 > 0:06:31That's what we're looking for.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- Batch.- Batch says Stedman. Batch. Let's see if it's right and,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said, "Batch."
0:06:43 > 0:06:44It's right.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Whoa! Look at that. It beats hatch by one point.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, it's a needle match we have on here.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'm not going to make you define batch, unless you want to.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- No, no, no, no. You know what it means, right?- Yeah, yeah.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Someone who doesn't marry - a man who doesn't marry -
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- he's a batch, isn't he? - Yeah, exactly.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- That guy, he's a batch. Yeah!- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10OK, now then. Anne, welcome.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Thank you.- Welcome. Now, for heaven's sake,
0:07:12 > 0:07:16if anyone's going to be a master on Pointless, it is going to be...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, don't say that.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I say that because GMTV, Good Morning, Good Morning with Anne
0:07:22 > 0:07:24and Nick, I mean, how many years were you getting up...?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Getting up too early in the morning? About 20 years, I think.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah, but has your body clock ever really...?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33No, there are great wadges of the '80s I don't remember at all,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36because they said it was like living with permanent jet lag
0:07:36 > 0:07:38getting up at that hour every single morning and people say,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40"You came to my home, you had dinner,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43"you played with my children." And I can't remember at all.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46But the reward is you're a cherished person for a whole
0:07:46 > 0:07:50generation of people, you know. It's a great treat to have you here.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Words ending in "..atch." I bet you never asked anyone that on the sofa.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02No, I never have. No, um...there are a lot with one letter, aren't there?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04In front. And I was just trying to be clever and think
0:08:04 > 0:08:08if I could think of a word with more than one letter in the front.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Dispatch?- "Dispatch," says Anne. Dispatch, let's see if that's right
0:08:12 > 0:08:15and, if it is, let's see how many people said, "Dispatch."
0:08:18 > 0:08:22'Well, it's 71 our high score, 70 our low. You passed both of those.'
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Come on, Anne! Come on!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Look at that! 12, Anne.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Yes!- Go, girl!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Very well done indeed. 12 for dispatch.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Very well played.- My partner!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Very well played, Anne. Yeah, to send off for a purpose. To dispatch.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Yeah!- Emma...
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Welcome. Welcome, welcome. Emma, of course, Dynasty.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I mean, for heaven's sake, TV royalty,
0:08:49 > 0:08:52'80s TV royalty, really, I mean, for heaven's sake.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Um...Fallon Carrington Colby you were,
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- but then you were in Dynasty first...- Yes.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- And then in The Colbys. - And then in Dynasty again.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Then in Dynasty again, but, actually, the funniest thing
0:09:03 > 0:09:06of all, you then went into General Hospital where you were Holly.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- And then you, I think you were killed.- I was.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- But then you came back.- I did. - As your identical half-sister.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17And we've had identical twins on this show.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20We've never had identical half-sisters.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22But she had a different accent.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Um, now then, Emma.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Words ending "..atch." You've had a little bit of time.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Um, I'm thinking of a slightly unusual word, which is
0:09:30 > 0:09:33a bit risque, so I'm sorry, if it's not right,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35but I'm thinking vatch.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Vatch.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42It is an unusual word. Wha...? Do you know it? Have you heard it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44I have.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48There are places around where I live that are using that word
0:09:48 > 0:09:52and I don't think it's a place name, I think it's also a thing.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Um, "Vatch," says Emma.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Let's see if vatch exists and, if it does,
0:09:55 > 0:09:59let's see how many of our 100 people said it. Vatch.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05You looked hopeful too though, didn't you, Anne?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I did. Was it vetch then? - Oh, Emma!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- You vatch!- I'm sorry!- You vatch!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'm afraid vatch is an incorrect answer, which scores...
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- That's exactly the right tact to take though.- Except get it right.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I know, but you were taking a proper risk though.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Pointless salutes risk-takers.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Quite often because they're saying goodbye to them, but...!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31But it scored you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Sorry, Emma. It was a risk and we do like risk-takers
0:10:34 > 0:10:37and there's a couple of other high scores, so it might not be
0:10:37 > 0:10:39too damaging, but, yeah, no vatch, I'm afraid.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42There's vetch as in the Vetch Field and things like that,
0:10:42 > 0:10:43but...where do you live?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I live in the Cotswolds.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I thought you were going to say Romania
0:10:47 > 0:10:49and then I thought we'd solved it.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Let's look at those scores as they stand. 12 the best score of
0:10:54 > 0:10:56that pass. Anne, very well done indeed.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Anne and Rustie looking very strong at this stage
0:10:58 > 0:11:02and then up to 70 where we find Stedman and Denise, up to 71,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Tessa and Willie, and then, I'm afraid, up to 100, where we find
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Emma and Stephanie. We're going to come back down the line.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17OK, so we are looking for words ending in "..atch."
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Stephanie, welcome.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24- Thank you.- Welcome to the show. Great to have you here.
0:11:24 > 0:11:30Now, Sable Colby you were. So, what relation were you to Emma.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Mother-in-law?- I was...
0:11:32 > 0:11:36She went and married my son without my permission.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Didn't you?- Did you ever have to scratch her face in the script?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- No, no, no, I just ignored her at breakfast.- Oh! So much worse.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45THEY LAUGH
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Now then, let's have a really nice low scoring word ending "..atch",
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Stephanie.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Relatch.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Relatch. Not content with just latching.- No.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57- You want to relatch.- Yes.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00OK, "Relatch," says Stephanie. Let's see if that's right and,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said relatch.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05No red line for you as you're the high scorers.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11No! Oh, Stephanie!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Bye!- I'm really sorry.- Can we just go now?- Again, a valiant attempt.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I applaud what you were doing there. Generally speaking,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22that's the way you find a nice low-scoring word,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24but in this case, that was an incorrect word,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26which means you've scored 100 points.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It takes your total up to 200. I'm sorry.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yes, Stephanie, really sorry.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Those "re-" words that, quite often they are in there,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34but, relatch isn't there.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36For an '80s special, you'd think it'd be allowed
0:12:36 > 0:12:38cos of the Frankie Goes To Hollywood hit.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Yeah.- "Relatched, Don't Do Latch."
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Yeah.- Very good.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48- Thanks very much indeed. Rustie.- Oh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- You started off cooking. - Yes.- In fact, with Anne.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- In the same studio as Anne. - That's right.- But then you...- TV-AM.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- But you were in EastEnders, briefly.- I was in...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02I'm an actress also, you know. Yeah!
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- Also, let's not forget, you had a singing career as well.- I also sing.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10I still do. I'm just about to do a record, a song with UB-40.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- I'm looking forward to that. - Good stuff.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Well, Rustie, before you do all that, you're going
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- to have to give us a word ending "..atch."- Right, I've got two ideas.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I think one might be too high,
0:13:23 > 0:13:27so I'm going to go with the one I think everyone hasn't gone for.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- Mismatch.- Mismatch. "Mismatch," says Rustie.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35No red line for the reason that you are already through,
0:13:35 > 0:13:37but let's see how many people said, "Mismatch."
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Well, our lowest correct score is 12.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48You pass it - eight. Rustie...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54..the lowest score of the round, Rustie. Very well done indeed.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57That takes your total up to 20.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Well played, Rustie.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Turn the car off, love. I'm not coming out yet.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07RUSTIE LAUGHS
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I don't believe it!
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Richard, are you hiding behind Rustie's laugh there?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I think we'd find all sorts down there if we looked.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Yeah, a mismatch - an unfair or unequal contest.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Like a team who've got 20 against a team who've got 200, for example.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- That's so mean!- You're horrid!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'm saying it's unfair, that's what it is.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Anyway, meanwhile...
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Denise...Denise, welcome to Pointless.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47It's great to have you here. We now have two fifths of Five Star.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Is there any chance at all of Five Star coming back together?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53We've had McFly on the show, they're back together.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56In fact, they've formed up with Busted, they have McBusted now.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Oh, well! McBusted!- You should get back together with
0:14:59 > 0:15:02the Jacksons and have Jackson Five Star.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Oh, my God, that would be amazing! Absolutely amazing.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Wow. Now then, you're through to the next round. This is good news.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12But we need a word from you ending "..atch."
0:15:12 > 0:15:16A low score there from Rustie for mismatch - eight.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Do you think you can do better than that?- Em...
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- Maybe...thatch.- Thatch. Did...?
0:15:23 > 0:15:24What gave you that idea?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28No red line as you're already through,
0:15:28 > 0:15:31but let's see how many of our 100 people said, "Thatch."
0:15:37 > 0:15:3944.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Very well done. 114 is your total.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yes, the straw roof of a building or a person's hair
0:15:46 > 0:15:48if it's thick or unruly, say.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51LAUGHTER
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I was going to...I was just about to do that through my hair then
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- I remembered that it would literally just come off.- Yeah. Not like mine.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- All mine!- Oh, look at that.- Yeah.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Thanks very much indeed.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, Willie, it's great to have you here,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08one of the great snooker players of the 1980s, I mean,
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- you were in the top 16 for years and years and years.- An awful long time.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Yeah. How may times did you hit the 147 break?- 198.- Yeah, that'll do.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Whoa!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20APPLAUSE
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Very good. Now, Willie, other good news - you're through.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Well, I've been thinking, cos, obviously, I've had plenty of time
0:16:29 > 0:16:32to think about one and I can't think of a Pointless answer,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35but I can think of one that'll score quite low, which is rematch.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Rematch? "Rematch," says Willie. Let's see if that's right and,
0:16:38 > 0:16:40if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42No red line cos you're through.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46It's right.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55Nine! Very well done indeed. Takes your total up to a lovely round 80.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Great answer, Willie. You've got through to the second round, unlike
0:17:01 > 0:17:04your many, many colleagues, all of whom fell at the first hurdle.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07And a rematch is what Stephanie and Emma must have, I think,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10at some point, cos that's a very, very harsh 200 points, isn't it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Yeah, very.- Xander, do you have an answer?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- I do have an answer, Richard, yes, I do.- Go on.- Mine's prematch.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Prematch?- It could...- If you'd said prematch...- Yeah, go on.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23I know it's going to be...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- A Pointless answer.- Yes!
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Very good. APPLAUSE
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Very, very good. Let's take a look at
0:17:30 > 0:17:33some more Pointless answers as well. There's quite a few of them.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41Crossmatch - which is the world's most disappointing dating agency.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You could have Crosspatch - that's an angry dog.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You could have Klatch, which is a social grouping.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Potlatch - which is a North American Indian feast.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Skywatch - which is what you do when there's nothing on BBC ONE.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05At the end of our first round, the pair heading home
0:18:05 > 0:18:09with our high score of 200 - I'm so sorry - Stephanie and Emma.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Just to have got you all the way here,
0:18:11 > 0:18:15it's wonderful to have you on the show and to dispatch you...
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- That's clever.- ..um, so untimely.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23This is...this is wrong, it's quite, quite wrong, and I'm really sorry.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Please, will you come back and play again? It's been lovely to have you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Stephanie and Emma, wonderful contestants.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- Thank you so much.- Thank you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36But, for the remaining three pairs, it's time for round two.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43And so three pairs remain. At the end of this round, we'll have to
0:18:43 > 0:18:46say goodbye to another pair in time for our head-to-head round.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Our category for round two is...
0:18:53 > 0:18:56The Oscars. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- who's going to go second? - THEY CHATTER
0:18:58 > 0:19:01And, whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07OK, and the question concerns...
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Oscar losers, Richard.- On each pass,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14we're looking for the names of six different actresses.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16We're going to show you their initials and the name of a film for
0:19:16 > 0:19:18which they were nominated for an Oscar.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21None won, but they were all nominated, so, we're going to show
0:19:21 > 0:19:23you the initials of an actress and a film they were in.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You just need to give us the name of the actress.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28It's going to be 12 in all, so have a go at home. The very best of luck.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30OK, thanks very much indeed.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33We are looking for the actresses who missed out on Oscar wins for
0:19:33 > 0:19:35these films and their initials are shown.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Here's our first board of six.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Now, Tessa, you will go first.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Um...
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Um...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14(Educating Rita?)
0:20:14 > 0:20:18OK, I'll go for Educating Rita with Julie Walters.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20"Julie Walters," says Tessa, for Educating Rita.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Let's see if that's right. How many people said, "Julie Walters."
0:20:26 > 0:20:27It's right.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- 60.- Oh, wowee!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37We'll discover in the context of the round how good a score that is,
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- but that's not bad - 60. - Yes, well played, Tessa.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Certainly a lot better than 100.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44She was nominated for Billy Elliot, but Shirley MacLaine
0:20:44 > 0:20:47won it in the year she was nominated for Educating Rita.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Thanks very much indeed. Now, Stedman...
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I haven't a clue.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Well, look at the initials and see if that...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I'm looking at the initials, I just don't get it.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Um, I'm going to go with Peyton Place...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I don't know if the name is right. Lana Turner?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13"Lana Turner," says Stedman, "Lana Turner."
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Let's see if that's right for Peyton Place.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said, "Lana Turner."
0:21:21 > 0:21:22It's right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Wow. 12, Stedman!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36That was either very cleverly found from the back of your mind,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- or immaculately guessed, but either way...- It was just guessed.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Well, well done you. It's got you 12 points.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46It was quite a guess if it was a guess. 1958 that nomination came.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Joanne Woodward won in that year.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Thanks. Now, Rustie, you're the last person to have this board.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53If you fancied it, you could talk us down the board
0:21:53 > 0:21:56and fill in the blanks for us.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57RUSTIE LAUGHS
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I don't fancy it, darling!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01RUSTIE LAUGHS
0:22:01 > 0:22:02What about Elizabeth?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Cate...
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Blanchett?
0:22:07 > 0:22:08OK, Cate Blanchett.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Let's see if that's right and,
0:22:10 > 0:22:14if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said, "Cate Blanchett."
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Absolutely right.
0:22:20 > 0:22:2240.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23At least I got something!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Very well done, Rustie. Cate Blanchett lands you 40.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Well played, Rustie. Yes, she lost out to Gwyneth Paltrow in that year.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Now, The Grifters. Who was in that? It was Anjelica Huston.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Well done if you said that. That would have scored ten points.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- The Graduate... Do you know that one?- Anne Bancroft.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Yeah, 29 points, and The Remains Of The Day?- Emma Thompson.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Emma Thompson, yeah, would have scored 19 points.- Wow.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48So, best answer on the board then, Anjelica Huston,
0:22:48 > 0:22:49but Lana Turner not far off it.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Stedman, well played. - Yeah, well done.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.
0:22:58 > 0:22:5912, Stedman, very well done.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Best score of that pass by quite a margin, then up to 40 where we
0:23:03 > 0:23:07find Rustie and Anne, then up to 60 where we find Tessa and Willie.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09We're going to come back down the line now.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17OK, let's put six more films up on the board and here they come.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19We have got...
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Remember, we are looking for the actresses who missed out on an Oscar
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and their initials are in brackets after the names of the film.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Anne, try and find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55You are on the cusp of one, I think, by the looks of things.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I've got her second name, but I haven't got her first. Yes, yes!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I think I'll go with it. Brief Encounter and Celia Johnson.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04"Celia Johnson," says Anne.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Well, there you are on 40, the high scorers are Willie and Tessa on 60.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11If you can get below that red line, you are through to the head-to-head.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Celia Johnson. How many people said that?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17It's right.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Come on, come on, come on!
0:24:21 > 0:24:2224.
0:24:25 > 0:24:2824 is your total. At this stage, I think that's pretty good.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- I imagine that will see you through. - Well played, Anne.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Voted the most romantic film of all time...- Absolutely.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36..in 2013, Brief Encounter.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- Thanks very much indeed. Now, OK, Denise...- Mm-hm.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44I love my horror movies, so I'm probably going to go with
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Carrie and I think it's Sissy Spacek.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50"Sissy Spacek," says Denise.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53OK, the high scorers are currently Anne and Rustie on 64.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56You're on 12, so 51 or less gets you into the head-to-head.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Sissy Spacek, let's see if that's right.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Let's see how many people said it.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03It's right.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08And you are through. Very well done. 44.
0:25:09 > 0:25:1444 takes your total up to 56, all very close at this stage.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Well played, Denise. Five Star are doing well.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I'm very impressed with that middle podium.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Lost to Faye Dunaway that year,
0:25:19 > 0:25:23but won an Oscar for Coal Miner's Daughter a few years later.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- Thanks very much. Now, Willie... - Yeah.- The margin's a bit tight here.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30The good news is I got further than John Virgo, Dennis Taylor
0:25:30 > 0:25:32and John Parrott.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34The bad news is I only know one, which is obviously going to be
0:25:34 > 0:25:37a high score and we need a low score, so we're in trouble.
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Either you can have fun and try
0:25:38 > 0:25:41and have a shot at one of the ones you don't know...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Well, Fatal Attraction is Glenn Close,
0:25:43 > 0:25:46but I don't know any of the other ones at all.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48No, I'm sorry, I can only think of Fatal Attraction
0:25:48 > 0:25:51and Glenn Close, but I know that's going to be high.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52I don't know any of the others at all.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55OK, you're going to say Glenn Close for Fatal Attraction.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Here's your red line, quite low. - Yes, thank you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- < Just a bit!- Oh, dear!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Let's find out is that right and how many people said Glenn Close?
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Oh, Willie, I'm sorry. 64 - that is a high score there.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It takes your total up to 124.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Sorry, Willie, tough there with so few on the board.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Um, the MS you were searching for, it wouldn't have won you the points.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28- It's Meryl Streep.- Of course. - Yeah, it would have scored 39.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Juno is the actress Ellen Page.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Ah.- Would have scored you 14.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Tumbleweeds would have done a job for you though,
0:26:36 > 0:26:39cos that is Janet McTeer and would have scored you four points.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Very well done if you said that at home.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- That was a tough board, wasn't it? - Yeah, that is tough.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Um, well, thanks very much indeed.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well, I'm really sorry to say, at the end of our second round,
0:26:49 > 0:26:52the pair who have to say goodbye to with their high score of 124
0:26:52 > 0:26:54is Willie and Tessa.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- Bless you, darling.- Oh, I'm sorry.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Nothing wrong with either of your answers.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Just, they were high scorers. - Very high.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09But it's always really tough though, when you're on that last podium.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13It's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you for playing, Willie and Tessa.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- Thanks very much.- Thank you.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Good luck.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Congratulations, Anne and Rustie, Stedman and Denise,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27you are now one step closer to the final
0:27:27 > 0:27:29and the chance to play for our jackpot, which,
0:27:29 > 0:27:33at the end of this '80s special edition of the show, stands at...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40We have to decide who's going to play for that money and,
0:27:40 > 0:27:42to do that, you're going to go head-to-head,
0:27:42 > 0:27:44but, the big difference is, you're now allowed to confer.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- We've both been on that. - Spitting image - Richard.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06We're going to show you five '80s puppets from the show
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Spitting Image. Can you tell which people these puppets represent?
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- The very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16OK, let's reveal our five puppets and here they come. We have got...
0:28:35 > 0:28:38OK, now, Anne and Rustie, because you've played best throughout
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- the show so far, you will go first.- OK.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42We've both been on Spitting Image.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45We were half waiting for our puppets to come up.
0:28:45 > 0:28:46RUSTIE LAUGHS
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Did you buy your puppets? - Actually, I wasn't on it.
0:28:49 > 0:28:51I'm sure you were, Rustie.
0:28:51 > 0:28:54They melted me down and made somebody else out of me.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- And I'm sure they were lovely. - Oh, yeah, really gorgeous.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- Well, we know...- We've got to go for the more obscure one.- Obscure.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03Name the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- ANNE WHISPERS - Go on, then.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Well, I think so. Do you agree?
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I agree because we know...
0:29:10 > 0:29:12RUSTIE WHISPERS
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- Yeah.- We'll go with D, Robin Day.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18"Robin Day," say Anne and Rustie.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Now, Stedman and Denise, do you fancy talking us through the rest of
0:29:21 > 0:29:24the board? Seeing how many of them you can name.
0:29:25 > 0:29:32- Yeah, well, A is Barbra Streisand. - B is...is it? B, B, B, B...
0:29:32 > 0:29:35It's that snooker player, Steve...
0:29:35 > 0:29:40- Oh, Steve Davis. Is it Steve Davis? - I'm not going to tell you anything.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44Um, Lloyd Webber, C. It's Lloyd Webber, I think.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Yeah, and E, I don't know who E is.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48It's a sports presenter you said, right?
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- Yeah, it's a sports presenter, but I can't remember...- Is it a comedian?
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Sports...presenter, but I don't know his name.
0:29:59 > 0:30:00Steve Davis. Steve Davis.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Right, Anne and Rustie have said Robin Day.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see
0:30:05 > 0:30:08how many people said Robin Day for D.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17APPLAUSE
0:30:17 > 0:30:1836.
0:30:21 > 0:30:2836. Denise and Stedman have said that B is Steve Davis.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29Let's see if that's right
0:30:29 > 0:30:33and if it is how many of our 100 people said Steve Davis.
0:30:35 > 0:30:36It's right.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Look at that. Wow.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42APPLAUSE
0:30:47 > 0:30:49Steve Davis.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Well, Steve Davis scores 15 which means, Denise
0:30:52 > 0:30:55and Stedman, after one question you are up 1-0.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Spitting Image gave him his nickname, Steve "Interesting" Davis.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01It came from a sketch in Spitting Image itself.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04A, absolutely right, Stedman,
0:31:04 > 0:31:05is Barbra Streisand.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08It would have scored you 27 points.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12C, I think everyone knew, is Andrew Lloyd Webber.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14Big scorer though. It would have scored you 49.
0:31:14 > 0:31:18I think, Anne and Rustie, you might know E.
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- Yes.- He was on the show with us. - I thought he is so well known,
0:31:21 > 0:31:25anyone who has loved football maybe it wouldn't be an obscure enough answer.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Go on tell us.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31- No, you tell us who...?- Jimmy Greaves. I'm sorry, Jimmy Greaves.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34He would have scored you 28 points.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Thanks very much indeed.
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Here comes your second question.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41Anne and Rustie you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44But the Denise and Stedman will answer first.
0:31:44 > 0:31:49- OK, it concerns Beatles songs. - You'll be good at this.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Beatles songs. Richard.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53I'm going to show you the five titles of Beatles UK top 40 singles now,
0:31:53 > 0:31:57but we're just going to show you the number of letters in each word.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Can you work out what the songs are?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01OK thanks very much.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Let's reveal our coded Beatles titles and here they come.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20I'll read those one last time.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Denise and Stedman, you will go first.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37This is hard. Any ideas?
0:32:37 > 0:32:40LAUGHTER
0:32:40 > 0:32:42We can confer!
0:32:43 > 0:32:47THEY WHISPER
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- No. Oh, yeah. 4,2,2.- 4,2,2.
0:32:54 > 0:32:59- Love Me Do.- Love Me Do, say Denise and Stedman. Love Me Do.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03Now then, Anne and Rustie, do you want to take us through as many of
0:33:03 > 0:33:06the others as you can, or even just do some of your thinking out loud?
0:33:06 > 0:33:08I think 6,6,2 must be Please Please Me.
0:33:10 > 0:33:16- Is that yours?- Number three down begins with A. A Hard... No.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21Not Hard Day's Night. Ticket To Ride isn't there.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24- Yesterday?- No. - Which one do you want to submit?
0:33:24 > 0:33:30- Please Please Me at the top.- OK, you're going to go with Please Please Me at the top.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32So we have Love Me Do and we have Please Please Me.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Denise and Stedman said Love Me Do.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36Let's see if that is right for the bottom one 4,2,2
0:33:36 > 0:33:39and if it is let's see how many people said it.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42It's right.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48APPLAUSE
0:33:48 > 0:33:5225. 25 for Love Me Do.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Anne and Rustie have said Please Please Me for 6,6,2.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Let's see if that's right.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Let's see how many people said Please Please Me.
0:34:00 > 0:34:02You have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04I know.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07It's right.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10But it has to go down lower than 25.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12It's done it! Look at that.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Wow! 12 for Please Please Me.
0:34:14 > 0:34:15Well done.
0:34:15 > 0:34:16APPLAUSE
0:34:17 > 0:34:22- Anne and Rustie, that's exactly what you needed it to be.- Wow!
0:34:22 > 0:34:26You're back in the game. After two questions it's 1-1.
0:34:26 > 0:34:29Much tougher to work out from the letters, I think, Please Please Me.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Now the one in the middle that starts with 1,
0:34:32 > 0:34:34you were trying to think of one starting with the word A.
0:34:34 > 0:34:37- What you want really is a song that starts with the word I.- I.
0:34:37 > 0:34:41- A very famous Beatles song.- I Love To...- I've just got it!
0:34:41 > 0:34:45- Love To...- I Want To... - Hold Your Hand!
0:34:45 > 0:34:49- I Want To Hold Your Hand. - That would have been 17 points.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52- 322. A lot of people would've got at home as well.- Let it Be.
0:34:52 > 0:34:53Let It Be.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Oh, crumbs. Of course.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56That would have scored you 21.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58The other one is a pointless answer.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Number one single from 1969, a pointless answer.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04The Ballad Of John And Yoko.
0:35:04 > 0:35:09Pointless answer so very, very well done if you said that at home.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So here comes your third question.
0:35:13 > 0:35:15This is the decider.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Whoever wins this one goes through to the final
0:35:17 > 0:35:19and plays for the jackpot for their nominated charities.
0:35:19 > 0:35:23Best of luck, both pairs. It concerns
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Andy Warhol's Soup Can Flavours.
0:35:29 > 0:35:34We're going to show you five flavours on Andy Warhol's famous soup cans
0:35:34 > 0:35:36now, but we're leaving out alternate letters.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Can you fill in the gaps and tell us the names of these soups please?
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Thanks very much indeed. OK, let's reveal our five soups.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45And here they are.
0:36:01 > 0:36:04I'll read those one last time.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Anne and Rustie, you will go first.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21THEY WHISPER
0:36:21 > 0:36:24- Shall we go with that?- Clam chowder.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- Yes, that would be...- That would be the top one.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- And that would be quite a difficult one for ordinary people to get. - Yes.
0:36:31 > 0:36:33We think the top one is clam chowder
0:36:33 > 0:36:35and we'd like to go with that.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Clam chowder, say Anne and Rustie. Clam chowder.
0:36:38 > 0:36:43- Now, Denise and Stedman,- Um...yeah.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Talk us through the board if you can.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48The second one down could be pepper pot.
0:36:49 > 0:36:57- And the last one minestrone maybe. - Not sure about the other two.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01- What do you want to go for?- Yes, pepper pot I think.- Pepper pot. OK.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Denise and Stedman say pepper pot.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05We have clamp chowder and we have pepper pot.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Anne and Rustie said clam chowder. Let's see if that's right.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11Let's see how many people said clam chowder.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14It's right.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Good answer. 17.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22APPLAUSE
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Could be good. 17 for clam chowder.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Now, Stedman and Denise, that's what you have to beat with pepper pot.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32Let's see if it's right and if is let's see how
0:37:32 > 0:37:34many of our 100 people said pepper pot.
0:37:34 > 0:37:37This will decide who goes through to the final.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41It's right.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Oh! 40 for pepper pot.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48APPLAUSE
0:37:48 > 0:37:51Which means, Anne and Rustie, very well done indeed.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54After three questions you are through to the final 2-1.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Well played, both teams there. Good head-to-head.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00Let's take a look at the bottom one - the bottom one's the biggest scorer.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Minestrone.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Would have scored you 60 points.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07Now, the other two - the first word is "green".
0:38:07 > 0:38:10- Green pea?- It is green pea, yeah, rather than green tea.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12I think you could have had one or the other.
0:38:12 > 0:38:1412 points, it would have scored you.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- And the other one is chicken. - Yeah.- That's for sure.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19- What's the second word?- What is it?
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Chicken gumbo.
0:38:20 > 0:38:21- ALL:- Ahh!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23- Yes!- For one point.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26Chicken gumbo, one point. Very well done if you said that at home.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:38:30 > 0:38:32I'm very sorry to say, is Denise and Stedman.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34But what a heroic performance.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- Thank you.- Fantastically done, the whole way through.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38APPLAUSE
0:38:42 > 0:38:43Um, but I'm afraid...
0:38:43 > 0:38:45you were just pipped by Anne and Rustie,
0:38:45 > 0:38:47which means we have to say goodbye to you.
0:38:47 > 0:38:50- It's been wonderful having you on the show.- Thank you for having us.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Stedman and Denise, wonderful contestants.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57But for Anne and Rustie it's now time for the Pointless final.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Congratulations Anne and Rustie.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04You fought off all the competition
0:39:04 > 0:39:07and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14- Yeah!- Yes!
0:39:14 > 0:39:16You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,
0:39:16 > 0:39:22and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Ah.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28You have done so well. Rustie, last time you were on,
0:39:28 > 0:39:31- Round One.- Yes! - This time, bring Anne along...
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Anne's my lucky charm, she's wonderful.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37- There we are.- Absolutely brilliant. - Darling!- She's got a brain like...
0:39:37 > 0:39:39- Oh, what?- Britain.- Careful.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Very careful, you are setting me up for a disaster.- Oh, dear!
0:39:42 > 0:39:45It's you that won the last one, it's you that got the lowest score.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Because it's the final, and because they and because they knack,
0:39:48 > 0:39:50- I'm going to take these off. - Yeah, take them off.
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- Those are going to go there. - We think you're beautiful, anyway.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54Thank you.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56LAUGHTER
0:39:56 > 0:40:01- It's a look that has to come back. - Do you think?- I think so, yeah.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03You're kind.
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Well... Maybe not.
0:40:06 > 0:40:08Now, listen, as always, you kick this round off by choosing
0:40:08 > 0:40:11the category you want, and you have four options.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13Here they come.
0:40:20 > 0:40:24- I like Royal Family. - So do I.- Oh, good.
0:40:24 > 0:40:25Hollywood Eds?
0:40:25 > 0:40:28- Eds... We've got to choose three? - No, just one.- Oh, one?!
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- Just one category. - Oh, than is, then. Royal Family.
0:40:30 > 0:40:32- I think we go Royal.- Yeah.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34- I thought we had to choose three! - No, no.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37So, Royal Family. You've got three different options, now.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Take your answers from any of the questions I'm about to show you.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43We're looking for any of Queen Elizabeth II's children,
0:40:43 > 0:40:46grandchildren or great-grandchildren, or anyone they've married.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48So, the name of any of her descendants
0:40:48 > 0:40:49and anyone they've married.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51We're looking for any of the places visited by the Royal
0:40:51 > 0:40:55Family during the diamond jubilee, so as part of those celebrations,
0:40:55 > 0:40:56any country, any crown-dependency,
0:40:56 > 0:40:59any British overseas territory they visited.
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Er, or any designers of the wedding dresses at any of the royal weddings
0:41:03 > 0:41:04of Queen Elizabeth's children,
0:41:04 > 0:41:07grandchildren or great-grandchildren, which hasn't happened yet.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Er, so we're looking for any of Queen Elizabeth II's children,
0:41:10 > 0:41:13grandchildren or great-grandchildren or their spouses,
0:41:13 > 0:41:16places visited by the royal family during the diamond jubilee,
0:41:16 > 0:41:18or any wedding dress designer for a royal
0:41:18 > 0:41:20wedding of Queen Elizabeth II's descendants.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Very, very best of luck.
0:41:22 > 0:41:23- OK. So...- Thanks very much indeed.
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Now, as always, you've got up to one minute
0:41:25 > 0:41:27to come up with three answers,
0:41:27 > 0:41:30and all you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:41:30 > 0:41:33is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:41:33 > 0:41:36Now, the answers you give can come from any of these categories,
0:41:36 > 0:41:40and how you spread them across the categories is entirely down to you.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45There they are. Your time starts now.
0:41:45 > 0:41:50- OK, wedding designers, we've got... - The Emanuels.- The Emanuels,
0:41:50 > 0:41:51and Hartnell.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53- Yes.- Hartnell for the Queen.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54And what about the latest?
0:41:54 > 0:41:56The latest one everyone's going to know,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59although I'm not sure of the name just now.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03We've got... What is it? Is it Robert Hartnell?
0:42:03 > 0:42:06- Norman Hartnell. - Norman Hartnell.- Yeah.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- Er...- Um... Elizabeth, Anne...
0:42:09 > 0:42:12And her spouses - that hopefully is something we all know.
0:42:12 > 0:42:16- Elizabeth... Queen Elizabeth descendants and their spouses.- Yes.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18- So, you've got Prince...- Andrew?
0:42:18 > 0:42:20- Fergie, you've got Charles and Diana...- Yes.
0:42:20 > 0:42:25You've got Charles and Camilla. You've got Edward and Sophie...
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- Edward and Sophie. - Who have we missed out?
0:42:28 > 0:42:33- She's got three children. - Four children!- Four children.
0:42:33 > 0:42:34Princess Anne, of course.
0:42:34 > 0:42:39- Princess Anne and Mark Phillips, and the other... Captain...- Captain...
0:42:39 > 0:42:41- Lieutenant...- Five seconds left.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44- Something... Well, shall we go for one of each?- Yes.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46No, we didn't cover anything...
0:42:46 > 0:42:48OK, that's now your time up, I now need your three answers.
0:42:48 > 0:42:52- What are you going to give me?- OK, so, we're going for the designers?
0:42:52 > 0:42:54The Emanuels, definitely, then.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Because everybody's going to know that.
0:42:56 > 0:42:59- OK, go for the Emanuels.- OK, the Emanuels.- Should we go with...?
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- Go for Captain Timothy Laurence. - Captain Timothy Laurence.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04I may have got his rank wrong. Does that make a difference?
0:43:04 > 0:43:08- Timothy Laurence.- Timothy Laurence. - Captain...- As one of the spouses.
0:43:08 > 0:43:12- And another spouse - shall we go for...?- Go with Prince Edward's...
0:43:12 > 0:43:14- Sophie.- Sophie.
0:43:14 > 0:43:18- And S...- The Countess of Wessex. - Countess of Wessex.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer,
0:43:20 > 0:43:21do you imagine?
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- Um...Countess of Wessex. - No, I'd say Timothy Laurence.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Oh, Timothy Laurence.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29I think people automatically think Princess Anne's married
0:43:29 > 0:43:31to Mark Phillips and they may not be quite up to date.
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Timothy Laurence we'll put last.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36- Now, what's your least likely to be pointless?- Um, definitely Emanuels.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38- Emanuels.- The Emanuels, we'll put them first.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40- And Sophie in the middle. - So famous, Diana's dress.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43We'll just pop those up on the board in that order. We have got...
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Very best of luck. Your first answer was the Emanuels.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56In this case we were looking for wedding dress designers
0:43:56 > 0:43:58of any of the Queen's descendants.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01- You thought this was probably your least likely to be pointless.- Yes.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03But remember, only one of these has to be pointless for you to
0:44:03 > 0:44:06win that money for your charities. What are you charities?
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- Anne, what's you charity? - Mine is The Lullaby Trust.
0:44:08 > 0:44:12It's the new name for the Foundation for the Study of Infant Death,
0:44:12 > 0:44:16which is obviously raising a lot of money for research into cot death.
0:44:16 > 0:44:20Um, which sadly happened to me. It's called The Lullaby Trust nowadays.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22- The Lullaby Trust. - APPLAUSE
0:44:24 > 0:44:29Mine is the Akamba Children's Education Fund.
0:44:29 > 0:44:34We look after 1,000 children, we feed and educate them in Africa.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36- APPLAUSE - Very good, well...
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Two excellent charities there.
0:44:40 > 0:44:44Let's hope one of these answers will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:44:44 > 0:44:46OK, so we were looking for designers of wedding
0:44:46 > 0:44:50dresses of descendants of the Queen. You have said the Emanuels.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56It's the top, right at the top.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58For £2,500. Is it pointless, the Emanuels?
0:45:00 > 0:45:02Well, it's right.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04- I don't think that was in contention.- Slowing down...
0:45:04 > 0:45:06Down it goes. If this goes all the way down to zero,
0:45:06 > 0:45:09you leave here with £2,500. Down...
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Right, 28.
0:45:11 > 0:45:12- Surprisingly low.- I'm surprised.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15I thought it would be higher.
0:45:15 > 0:45:1728, unfortunately not a pointless answer,
0:45:17 > 0:45:20which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23You next answer was Sophie the Countess of Wessex.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26We were looking for descendants of the Queen or their spouses.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Let's see if this is right... I think we know it's right.
0:45:28 > 0:45:30- Let's see how many people said it. - Hope so!
0:45:30 > 0:45:32If it's pointless, it will win you £2,500.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35How many people said Sophie, Countess of Wessex?
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Well, it's right.
0:45:39 > 0:45:43Your first answer was the Emanuels, which took you down to 28.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Well, you've passed that with Sophie, Countess of Wessex.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49- Down it goes!- Come on! - Still going down, look at that!
0:45:49 > 0:45:50Oh, one!
0:45:50 > 0:45:53Oh, no!
0:45:54 > 0:45:58- Wow.- That is...- Wow!
0:45:58 > 0:45:59That is...
0:45:59 > 0:46:01One point for Sophie, Countess of Wessex.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04Oh, it's looking very good for the next answer, I think, isn't it?
0:46:04 > 0:46:06So, everything is now riding on your last answer,
0:46:06 > 0:46:07which I think is a cracker,
0:46:07 > 0:46:09particularly in light of that score.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Timothy Laurence.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Again, this has to be correct,
0:46:13 > 0:46:16and it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:46:16 > 0:46:17So, for £2,500, let's find out
0:46:17 > 0:46:22if Timothy Laurence is married to one of the Queen's descendants.
0:46:25 > 0:46:26It is right.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29Now, your first answer, David and Elizabeth Emanuel,
0:46:29 > 0:46:30took us down to 28.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33Your second answer, Sophie, Countess of Wessex, took us to one.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Timothy Laurence now, still going down...
0:46:36 > 0:46:39You've done it! Very well done indeed.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44Brilliant.
0:46:44 > 0:46:48- Oh, my God! Oh, my... - That's brilliant. Well done.
0:46:48 > 0:46:50Oh, fantastic.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57- Yay!- Superb, congratulations.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00- Very well said, Timothy Laurence. - Not a numpty now!
0:47:00 > 0:47:04My son said that I was a numpty. Not a numpty now!
0:47:04 > 0:47:06Oh, very well done.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Well, it was a pointless answer, it means you leave here
0:47:08 > 0:47:12with £2,500 for your charities, so very, very well done.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Amazing!
0:47:15 > 0:47:17APPLAUSE
0:47:17 > 0:47:18Brilliantly played, very well done.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20What a lovely end to our '80s special.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers
0:47:22 > 0:47:24in all the different categories.
0:47:24 > 0:47:26The Queen's descendants and her spouses - Autumn Kelly,
0:47:26 > 0:47:29who married Peter Phillips, would have been a pointless answer.
0:47:29 > 0:47:30Timothy Laurence, there you go.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Mike Tindall, who married Zara Phillips,
0:47:32 > 0:47:34- was a pointless answer.- Of course!
0:47:34 > 0:47:36And James, Viscount Severn, who of course is Sophie
0:47:36 > 0:47:38and Prince Edward's son.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Also Louise, their daughter, was a pointless answer as well.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44Some of the places visited by the royal family,
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Malta, Sweden, Bahamas, Tuvalu - an old Pointless favourite, there.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50You could also have also had Uganda, Trinidad and Tobago,
0:47:50 > 0:47:54St Vincent and the Grenadines - all of those were pointless answers.
0:47:54 > 0:47:55Well done if you said those.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57Dress designers -
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Lindka Cierach, she designed Fergie's wedding dress.
0:47:59 > 0:48:03Robinson Valentine designed Camilla's.
0:48:03 > 0:48:05Sassi Holford, that was Autumn Kelly,
0:48:05 > 0:48:07and Zara Phillips' dress was designed by Stewart Parvin,
0:48:07 > 0:48:10very well done if you said any of those at home.
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Thanks very much.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Well, thanks once again to our winning players,
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Anne and Rustie,
0:48:15 > 0:48:18who go away with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20APPLAUSE
0:48:20 > 0:48:21Join us next time,
0:48:21 > 0:48:24when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:24 > 0:48:27- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.