0:00:23 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome
0:00:27 > 0:00:29to this special music edition of Pointless Celebrities
0:00:29 > 0:00:31The game where you're always searching
0:00:31 > 0:00:33for the lowest possible score.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And couple number one...
0:00:41 > 0:00:42My name is Dave Bartram,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm the good-looking lead singer from Showaddywaddy.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46- Ah!- Well, used to be anyway.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49That's right, and I am from Slade, you know,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52that song you all love, and I play lead guitar.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Hi!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:59And couple number two...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Hi, I'm Carol Decker, lead singer with T'Pau
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and you may remember me from songs such as China In Your Hand.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Thank you.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And I'm Limahl and the clue is in the hair.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11APPLAUSE
0:01:14 > 0:01:16And couple number three.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Hello, I'm Toyah Willcox, the rock singer with a lisp.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- LAUGHTER - And I'm Mark King, singer and bass player with Level 42.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27APPLAUSE
0:01:29 > 0:01:31And finally, couple number four.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I'm Antony Costa and I'm in the band Blue.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And I'm Scott Robinson and I'm in the band Five.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39APPLAUSE
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And these are today's contestants. Thanks very much, all of you.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47So that just leaves one more person for me in introduce -
0:01:47 > 0:01:51so clever he can patronise you in eight different languages,
0:01:51 > 0:01:53it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56APPLAUSE Hiya. Hi, everybody.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Good evening.- And to you, good evening.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Oh, what a great line-up, look at this.- Look at that!
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Between them, sold over 40 million records worldwide, how about that?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12If you include us two as well, that is over 40 million records worldwide.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Top ten singles in the last five decades as well.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- It's quite something. - It's quite a scary thought.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And we've got a few people who have been on before.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23On that last podium, Antony and Scott have both been on before
0:02:23 > 0:02:25but with different people.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Scott did rather well with Richie from Five. Antony...
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Knocked out in Round One last time.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Yes, I'm back for revenge.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, don't say that now, you've just, aw....
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- LAUGHTER - He's going to go out, first round again.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Scott was like, "You're a jinx, you're a jinx..."
0:02:43 > 0:02:46We'll find out very quickly, Antony, if you are a jinx.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- I'm sure you're not. - I hope I'm not.- I'm sure.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50You are...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Thanks very much, Richard.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Our contestants are looking for those obscure answers our 100 people didn't get.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02an answer that none of our 100 people gave
0:03:02 > 0:03:05and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Now as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12We start off with a jackpot of....
0:03:14 > 0:03:16APPLAUSE
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26OK, now, the pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:03:26 > 0:03:30will be eliminated so do everything you can to make sure that's not you.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, our first category today is...
0:03:36 > 0:03:39The Olympics. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:03:39 > 0:03:40who's going to go second?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57..as they could.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Nations at the 2014 Winter Olympics.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Richard.- We are looking for the name of any nation,
0:04:02 > 0:04:04other than Great Britain and Northern Ireland,
0:04:04 > 0:04:08who had at least one participant at the Winter Olympics at Sochi in 2014, please.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12So any nation that had at least one participant in the Winter Olympics.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Very, very best of luck.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16OK, thank you very much indeed.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Now then, Dave Hill, welcome to Pointless.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20It's fabulous to have you here.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Now you are still touring with Slade, aren't you?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- You still perform together. - Absolutely, yeah.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28We play all across the world to thousands of people.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32I've been doing it... I've probably been doing it...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Somebody said to me, "How long is, what's your longest tour?"
0:04:35 > 0:04:37And I said, "I'm still on it!"
0:04:37 > 0:04:42It's all about a good feel entertainment that Slade do
0:04:42 > 0:04:45which, believe it or not, across Russia and places like that,
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I didn't realise, we were so popular
0:04:47 > 0:04:53until I decided to continue, which has now been probably 45 years.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57So, quick question for you. Who wrote Merry Christmas Everybody?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Who's credited as the writer?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00- Er, Holder and Lea. - Noddy and Jim, yeah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Holder and Lea is...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Noddy's the singer, obviously, and the bass player.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Right you are, there you are, that's your...
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- They're the ones with the larger heads.- ..that's what you do.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- OK, now then, Dave.- Yes. - The Winter Olympics.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17We're looking for the nations that competed in the Sochi Winter Olympics.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Yeah.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23- Er... Russia.- Russia, says Dave Hill. Let's see if that's right...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I have a hunch it might be right,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28but let's see how many of our 100 people said Russia.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32It is indeed... Ooh, look at that.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Yeah, sorry about that. - 82 for Russia.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38APPLAUSE
0:05:40 > 0:05:42That's what we define on this show as "a safe answer."
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Yeah, it was a safe answer but... - It's a correct answer.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It's better than 100.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48It's better than 100.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54They won 33 medals. All of their gold medallists got given a £90,000 car.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Fitted with winter tyres, one imagines.- You would hope so.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58OK, thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Carol, great to have you here. Here's my question to you.- Sure.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04T'Pau...
0:06:04 > 0:06:06What does that mean?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10T'Pau was a character in the original Star Trek series
0:06:10 > 0:06:15- and she was Mr Spock's paternal grandmother.- Nicely, succinctly put.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Sat on the intergalactic council,
0:06:17 > 0:06:19but I'm not a Trekkie anorak or anything...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21She sat on the intergalactic...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Sadly, though she didn't get elected mayoress
0:06:23 > 0:06:24so she stood down shortly afterwards.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27But we could have been called Klingon so I think I made the right choice.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I think, yes, I think you probably did.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32What are you up to at the moment, Carol?
0:06:32 > 0:06:37Touring, like Dave, just never stop doing the live work at all
0:06:37 > 0:06:40and everybody just so loves the '80s.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42We're national treasures, I've got to say.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46So, thank you, everybody, because we're out there, working, gigging, all the time.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It was the time to be in your industry, wasn't it?
0:06:48 > 0:06:52It was, halcyon days, absolutely.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- So, Carol, did you watch any of the Winter Olympics?- I did, yes. A lot.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Might sound obscure,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01but I think I heard a bit of a Cool Runnings thing when I was watching the Winter Olympics.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- I'm going to go for Jamaica. - Jamaica.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07OK, let's find out if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Jamaica.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's absolutely right, Carol.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17There's a great answer.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19APPLAUSE
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Very well done indeed.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Yeah, they sent a two-man bob to Sochi after the four-man bob
0:07:26 > 0:07:28which Cool Runnings was based on.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- We've got a two-man Dave on podium one.- Two-man Dave.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32That's better than a two-man bob.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34GROANING
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Yeah.- Awful. - I wasn't expecting that...
0:07:37 > 0:07:40No, it's good. I was almost about to come back and say,
0:07:40 > 0:07:43"And they're going downhill faster" but that's not true.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Ooh, that got a groan as well!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Now, Toyah, welcome back.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Now, Toyah, in your career, you've been a very serious actress,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- I say very serious, a proper actress.- I'm very serious now.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01A proper actress, singer, you've been a producer, an author...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- There's something else as well, I'm sure.- I'm the voice of Teletubbies.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05No!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Are you really?- I'm the beginning and closing voice of Teletubbies.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- Did you know that?- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You see, he knew that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- I didn't know that.- But my kids are a bit older than Xander's kids.- OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Of all those things, is there any particular area you look back and
0:08:19 > 0:08:23think, "Oh, that was my favourite, favourite thing to do," or...?
0:08:23 > 0:08:29No, I worked with Katharine Hepburn when I was 19, 20
0:08:29 > 0:08:33and that was absolutely extraordinary. She was fantastic.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35But I'm enjoying life today.
0:08:35 > 0:08:42I'm doing 60 dates in the UK, I'm in the USA next month and touring the West Coast,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I charted with my American band two weeks ago,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50and I'm doing a film with Steve Oram at the moment as well
0:08:50 > 0:08:55so I'm hopping across the pond all the time and just loving today.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Brilliant.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Good for you, well, let's make today even better with a nice low score.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Did you watch any of the Winter Olympics?
0:09:02 > 0:09:06I did but I'm worried that I'm going to get confused with the Paralympics
0:09:06 > 0:09:07but I have an answer for you
0:09:07 > 0:09:10and I hope that it's very low down there.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- What's it going to be?- Kiev.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Kiev, says Toyah.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Let's see if that's right
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and let's see how many of our 100 people said Kiev.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh, no.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I was wrong.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'm sorry, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer
0:09:29 > 0:09:32and scores you 100 points, I'm sorry.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Kiev, not a country, I'm afraid. It's a city.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I just remember...I thought they sent one person
0:09:38 > 0:09:41or that particular country sent one person.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43No, that country sent lots of people but...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Kiev is not...
0:09:45 > 0:09:46a country...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- OK, now, Antony. Welcome back.- Thank you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Welcome back, Round One last time. - Yeah, I know. I'm nervous now.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Oh, you and lovely Liz McClarnon were on together.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Now then, Antony, what are you up to at the moment?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03You and Blue are back together, aren't you?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Yeah, we're back together.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07We did three tours last year. Back end of last year,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09worked with Scott, and we toured with Wet Wet Wet as well,
0:10:09 > 0:10:11so no, we've done all right.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14And hopefully doing more tours this year as well.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16But you've been getting back into theatre as well,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18you've been doing a bit of musical theatre
0:10:18 > 0:10:20since the high days of Blue, you did Blood Brothers.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- I was in Blood Brothers, yeah. - And Boogie Nights as well.- Yeah.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Boogie Nights, yeah, so I've done a few bits.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I am a trained actor from when I was a kid
0:10:28 > 0:10:31so I love to go back into my first love.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Well, nice to keep a foot in each camp.- Yeah, definitely.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well, there we are, Winter Olympics.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You must have watched a bit of the Winter Olympics, Antony.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Yeah... - LAUGHTER
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm going to go...
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Austria.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Austria says Antony.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Let's see if Austria's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Austria.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's right.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Well, it passed 82.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Look at that!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01APPLAUSE
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Yeah!- I'm so buzzing!- That's the second best score of the round.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'm buzzing!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- For Austria?- Yeah, one of the great Winter Olympic nations.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11They were the best Alpine skiers as well, Austria.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I have to say, on the way back, the four of you,
0:11:13 > 0:11:15there's an awful lot of obscure answers.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17A lot of obscure answers. We haven't heard any of them yet.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- I don't care, I'm so buzzing. - Oh, no, that's absolutely fine.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23We're halfway through the round,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25let's take a look at the scores as they stand.
0:11:25 > 0:11:2725, Carol, very well done, 25.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Then from 25 we go up to 26 where we find Antony and Scott.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Then up to 82 where we find the Double Daves,
0:11:33 > 0:11:36then up to 100 where we find Toyah and Mark.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Only 18 ahead there, Mark.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40We're going to need a nice low score from you to keep you in the game
0:11:40 > 0:11:42so get thinking now. Best of luck with that.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Scott.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Now, remember, we're looking for the nations
0:11:52 > 0:11:55that competed in the 2014 Winter Olympics at Sochi.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Now, Scott, head-to-head last time.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01When people come back on the normal run of Pointless,
0:12:01 > 0:12:02and they've been in the head-to-head,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05they're always favourites to be finalists.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You've got to fancy your chances.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- I haven't got a clue.- Oh, I don't believe that.- I didn't watch it.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Really?- Really didn't watch it.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15OK, just while you're thinking, tell us
0:12:15 > 0:12:17what's happening with Five at the moment.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We are pretty much the same as what Blue are doing,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22we're doing some summer shows this year,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25we're still together, we're still working hard.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27OK, will you be recording new stuff at all?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Not at the moment,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31we're still umm-ing and ahh-ing about whether it's right.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32We know the fans want it
0:12:32 > 0:12:34but we need to be in the right headspace to do it.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Otherwise we're not doing it for the right reasons, you know?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40But it's going really well and we're really happy
0:12:40 > 0:12:41so just keep on working.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Good stuff. Well, best of luck with that.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Now, the high scorers at the moment, Toyah and Mark on 100.
0:12:45 > 0:12:4826 is your score, lovely low score from Antony there,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50no-one more surprised than Antony.
0:12:50 > 0:12:5473 or less gets you into the second round.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I'm just going to say a random place.
0:12:57 > 0:12:58And I'm going to say...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Sweden.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Sweden. Sweden, OK. There's your red line.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Get below that, you're in the next round.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07How many of our 100 people said Sweden?
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Absolutely right.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13And good enough to see you through, look at that.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16APPLAUSE
0:13:16 > 0:13:1874 is your total.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Phew!- Whoo hoo!- Yeah, well done, Scott. Safe and sound.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24They've appeared at every single Winter Olympics, the Swedes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I know that. I know you know that, I was just explaining for other people.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'm just playing with you, it makes it more fun.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31ANTONY LAUGHING I know you don't want to show off.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35"No, I don't know, I'm so confused - Sweden!"
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I've seen you interviewed about Sweden and Swedish sport,
0:13:38 > 0:13:40and biathlon, stuff like that, you know your stuff.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- I've got a podcast about Sweden. - It's how I learnt everything I know about Sweden.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45And Scott, of course, hosts it.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- The other guys, they're not bad, are they?- They're not great but...
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Everyone knows who's the best in this band. It's me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53ANTONY LAUGHING
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Look at Antony, laughing with agreement there.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Thanks very much. Now, Mark.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Mark, we have a job here.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07We have a job to do. Welcome to the show, Mark. Lovely to have you here.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Am I right in thinking that you were a drummer
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- before you were ever a bassist? - Yes, yeah, absolutely.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I still like to think I am a drummer,
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I just drum on the bass guitar, so...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Of course, you invented the thumb slap, didn't you?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Well, I didn't invent it, but it's something that I love to do.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25The other thing you invented was playing...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Because if you think of all the levels,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30down here you've got Sid Vicious.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Playing down here, we'll call that Level 1.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Up here, Level 42, there we are.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37But no, you do, it was quite a high thing.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39That's Gerry And The Pacemakers up there, like that.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Yeah, exactly, same thing. - You can sometimes barely see them.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45But it was the fashionable thing at the time.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I think if you look at a lot of the bass players from the early '80s,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49everybody was playing really high up.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Now, also, Mark, you had your thumbs insured at one point...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Well, just this one, I think. - Just the one?- Yeah, just the one.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56For hitchhiking!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Anything you were banned from doing with your thumb?- No.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05I'm going to be hailing a cab very soon.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Did you say it was insured for three million?- I believe so.- It was, yeah.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10It was insured for that.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Polydor Records, at the height, thought it was a good thing to do.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I think it might have been just a good story to run with,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19as well, with the papers, but it was insured.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Now, then, Mark. OK, it has to be a low score.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27There's two things I want to say, but I think I'm going to pop for Greenland.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Greenland, says Mark.- Ooh! - Greenland, OK.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Let's find out if that's right.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34No red line for you, as you are the high scorers.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Let's see how many people said Greenland.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39- Ooh, no!- Taxi!
0:15:41 > 0:15:42There's that thumb again.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45So, yes, I'm afraid that's another 100 points,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- takes your total up to 200, I'm sorry.- Sorry, Mark.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51It's a valiant effort, actually, Greenland.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54They compete under the guise of another country at the Winter Olympics.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Do they?- Yeah, well, because it's not a country
0:15:56 > 0:15:59and it belongs to another country who I won't mention.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Limahl, welcome to the show.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Can I just commend you and Carol for putting all...
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- That's the right amount of work. - Completely unplanned.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10He phoned me up and said, "Are you wearing long?"
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- I said, "No, I'm not wearing long..."- There was no phone call.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Really.- Yeah, yeah. Nice, powder blue.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- We look like we're going to a wedding.- You do!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Now, Limahl, of course, maybe everyone else knows this
0:16:21 > 0:16:25but I wasn't actually aware, is an anagram of your surname.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26It is.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Illham.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30THEY LAUGH
0:16:30 > 0:16:36At the height of the success, I also had two companies and so I thought,
0:16:36 > 0:16:41"Well, I'll be clever." So I had Hillam Music and Lamhil Music.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43And then there was Limahl,
0:16:43 > 0:16:47so my accountant gave me a really hard time. Very confusing.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Those companies have since gone, thankfully.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53What are you up to at the moment? We enjoyed you on I'm A Celebrity.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55What's amusing you right now?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57This and that.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Same as everybody else, you know,
0:16:59 > 0:17:04I feel really lucky that the '80s are really popular around the world.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Too Shy and The Neverending Story were number one everywhere,
0:17:08 > 0:17:13including number five in America, so I keep getting the calls.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Thankfully, the phone keeps ringing.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18And every year, I don't know where I'm going to go.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I end up in the most obscure places
0:17:20 > 0:17:23and I'm sure they'll all tell you, it's kind of fabulous.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Excellent.- We get paid to go. - Think of one of them now.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Yes, obviously...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Given that you're already through,
0:17:31 > 0:17:33why not try and find a pointless answer? Go on.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Go on, Limahl, go on.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37OK, Malta.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Now that is obscure, isn't it? - LAUGHTER
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I tell you what, that is...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Oh, please, please, that is brilliant.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51No red line for you because you're already through, but let's see...
0:17:51 > 0:17:54How the Maltese team did at the Sochi Winter Olympics.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58- It's right!- Wow!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03It's going down, Limahl.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Down it goes, still going down!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Well done, you. - APPLAUSE
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Of course it doesn't mean anything...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13One takes your total up to 26.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Earns you my eternal respect.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- That is fantastic.- Do we get, like, a bonus prize or something?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Well played, that's exactly the right thing to do.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22They only had one person who went to the Winter Olympics,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25and it was their debut, but...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27- Very impressive. More like it, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Very good.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Now then, Dave B, Dave Bartram. Great to have you here.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Now, the frontman of Showaddywaddy.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Yes.- Do you know, when I was growing up, Showaddywaddy ...
0:18:39 > 0:18:41The Osmonds might have not bothered getting out of bed.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Showaddywaddy was just it, that was it. The big, big band.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48And you've been touring with them...
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- for years and years and years, but no longer.- I did 38 years.- 38 years!
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Served my apprenticeship.- Yeah. And when did you stop?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I stopped at the end of 2011
0:18:58 > 0:19:02but I'd been managing the band as well since 1984 so...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Have you stopped managing as well?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08No, I'm still doing the management side but I'm writing books
0:19:08 > 0:19:11and doing all sorts of things that I've wanted to do for so many years now.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Now, Dave, Winter Olympics. Take a leaf out of Limahl's book.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17There'll be plenty of pointless answers there.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21And if Malta can send a team to the Winter Olympics, frankly anyone can.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22So a nice obscure country.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Um... I'll go for Andorra.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Andorra, says Dave B.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30No red line for you as you're already through
0:19:30 > 0:19:32but let's see how many of our 100 people said Andorra.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36It's right!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42That's a good one, mate.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45It's a pointless answer, that's exactly what we needed, Dave.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- APPLAUSE - Very well done indeed.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50That adds £250 to today's jackpot, take the total up to...
0:19:52 > 0:19:56It scores you nothing, it leaves your total at 82.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Very well done indeed. - Brilliant, Dave, very well played.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02They've appeared at every Winter Olympics since 1976.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04There's lots and lots of countries in here.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09There's the very first one, Andorra. Well done.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Iran was a pointless answer, Liechtenstein was a pointless answer.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17..would have been a pointless answer.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Paraguay, their first Winter Olympics actually.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Turkey was a pointless answer, would have been a very good one,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Venezuela... Other pointless answers you could have said,
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Armenia, Cayman Islands, Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Israel, Lebanon was a pointless answer, believe it or not.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Let's take a look at the top three answers. One of these will be familiar, Dave.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35In third...
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And there's Russia, Russian Federation, right at the top.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- That's a popular one. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48So at the end of our first round, the pair heading home, I'm afraid,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51with an unbeatable high score of 200, is Mark and Toyah.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53You've only just got here, I'm so sorry to be sending you away.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's been such a treat to have you.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I am in such trouble with my geography teacher.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Kiev is the capital of Ukraine... - That's what I meant to say!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Could we go back?- Yeah, why not?
0:21:03 > 0:21:08LAUGHTER And Greenland is a dependant territory of Denmark
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- so they compete as Denmark unfortunately.- OK.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I didn't know that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Well, Mark and Toyah, I'm sorry to be saying goodbye so soon, but
0:21:15 > 0:21:17it's been wonderful having you.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Thank you so much for playing. Mark and Toyah! - APPLAUSE
0:21:22 > 0:21:25But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30And so three pairs remain.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Obviously at the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye
0:21:33 > 0:21:35to another pair in time for the head-to-head.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Congratulations all round. Antony...- Buzzing.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- You're in Round Two, what about that?- I'm so happy.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Whatever happens now, I don't mind.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Limahl, congratulations to you for stepping off the beaten track
0:21:44 > 0:21:46and going with Malta.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48And Dave B...
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Just fantastic, sublime performance there, a pointless answer.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Very, very well done. - Nothing to lose.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Well, I guess you didn't, but still...
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Respect.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Best of luck to all three pairs, our category for Round Two is...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04Languages. Can you all decide
0:22:04 > 0:22:07who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14OK, and the question concerns...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Italian words for food and drink, Richard.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22On each board, we're going to show you six Italian words
0:22:22 > 0:22:24for different types of food or drink.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27You just need to tell us what they are in English, please.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29There's going to be six on each board, 12 in all to have a go at.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Best of luck.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33OK, so we're looking for the English translations
0:22:33 > 0:22:36of these Italian terms and here's our first board of six.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37We have...
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Are you having a laugh?! - There you go.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Dave... Hill.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Erm...
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- I don't know. The top one.- OK.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Haven't got a clue. - LAUGHTER
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Is that cheese, formaggio?
0:23:10 > 0:23:14OK, you're going to say cheese for il formaggio.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said cheese.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- It's right.- Well, that's a surprise.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- APPLAUSE - You got there, mate. - I don't know how I got there.
0:23:28 > 0:23:3056 for cheese.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Yeah, well played, Dave. Il formaggio.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- Quattro formaggio being a very popular pizza.- Very cheesy.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Yes.- Yeah.- That means "four cheeses." - Well, there you are.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43And the formaggio bit of that is the cheese.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Yeah.- The quattro is the four.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48And the pizza is the rest.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49OK.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Hmm.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Hmm...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Limahl.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Any of those leaping out at you, Limahl?- Yeah. Actually.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02I'm going to go for il burro, which I believe is butter.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Il burro, butter, says Limahl.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said butter.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10- It's right.- Well done.
0:24:10 > 0:24:1356 is our low score at the moment, you've passed that.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Still going down, 21 for butter.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- Very well done. - APPLAUSE
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Good work, Limahl, 21.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Terrific answer, Limahl, very well played.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26They're starting to say now that butter is better for you
0:24:26 > 0:24:28than margarine. They said for years that margarine was,
0:24:28 > 0:24:30but now scientists say butter is.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yeah. Butter. Hmm.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Now then, Antony. The board is all yours.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I wish it weren't.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Just go down and just see if anything comes to mind.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Yeah, there's a few that I've obviously seen in Italian restaurants,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46I just don't take no notice of it so, um...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I'm going to say la cipolla...
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Sausage.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Sounds right, doesn't it? - I don't know.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56La cipolla, let's see if that's right
0:24:56 > 0:24:59and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said sausage.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Oh, no. I'm sorry, Antony. Not a sausage.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Does sound like it should be a sausage.- Chipolata...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10We'll take this up with the Italians later,
0:25:10 > 0:25:12but that, I'm afraid is incorrect, scores you 100 points.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Oh, that's ridiculous!- It is ridiculous.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- CAROL: Really intelligent guess. - I'm a musician,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18I don't speak anything...
0:25:18 > 0:25:21That's very unlucky. It does sound like a sausage.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22I bet some people at home said that.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26There's one slightly easy one on the board, il pane is bread.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Would have scored you 30. The others are pretty hard, I have to say.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32La cipolla is an onion.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34Is lecca-lecca milk?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Lecca-lecca is not milk, you would think it was because of leche,
0:25:37 > 0:25:41exactly, actually lecca-lecca translates as "lick-lick",
0:25:41 > 0:25:42and it's a lollipop.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44And it's a pointless answer.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46- Wow. I'd have got that wrong then. - Il lecca-lecca...
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Il succo d'arancia is orange juice.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53And that would have scored 23 points.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56There you go, well, a tough board there.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at the scores.
0:25:58 > 0:26:0121, the best score of that pass, Limahl and Carol,
0:26:01 > 0:26:03that puts you at the top of the table.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Then up to 56 where we find Double Dave.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08And then up to 100, I'm afraid, Antony and Scott.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Listen, you will get first dibs on the next board
0:26:10 > 0:26:12so find a nice low-scoring one that you know
0:26:12 > 0:26:15and let's hope it's enough to keep you in the game.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16It may be. We're going to come back.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24OK, we're going to put six more Italian words on the board
0:26:24 > 0:26:26and here they are.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27We have...
0:26:35 > 0:26:36I'll read those all one last time.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Now, remember, we're looking for the English translations
0:26:46 > 0:26:49of these Italian food and drink items.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Scott, you have to find one that's right and that you know
0:26:53 > 0:26:56and that you think will be a low scorer.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I'm going to start off by saying, you done well.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- And I'm still proud of you. - ANTONY LAUGHING
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Shall we just go now?- All right.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I can't even say it. The one that starts with "la".
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Which one?- The bottom.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Second from bottom.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10And I'm going to go, exactly what Antony said,
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I think it sounds like sausage.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- So I'm going to say sausage. - La salsiccia.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Sausage. No red line for you as you're the high scorers.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Let's find out, la salsiccia, is that a sausage?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20How many people said it?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25It is a sausage, Scott.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Come on!- Very, very well done indeed, still going down....
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- APPLAUSE - Look at that.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39Very well done, 108 your total.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41You might have just kept yourselves in the game, very well done.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Yeah, well played, Scott.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47They were banned in Italy in the 4th century by the Catholic church, eating sausages was a sin.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48- That's right.- I can see why.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I've seen Italian sausages.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52You have, as well.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Now, Carol, Carol. 21.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Very well done, Limahl, lovely low-scoring in the first pass there.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03High scorers at the moment, Scott and Antony, 108.
0:28:03 > 0:28:07If you can score 86 or less, you're in the head-to-head round.
0:28:07 > 0:28:08OK.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11I'm going to be a bit brave and risk our score
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and go for one that might be a bit more obscure.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16I think l'ananas is...
0:28:16 > 0:28:18pineapple.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Pineapple. Pineapple, l'ananas.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Here's your red line. Get below that, you are in the head-to-head.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Is l'ananas a pineapple, and if it is, how many people said it?
0:28:31 > 0:28:34It's right and you are through to the next round, very well done.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- APPLAUSE - Well done, darling.
0:28:41 > 0:28:4355 is your total, very, very well done.
0:28:43 > 0:28:47- Excellent performance. - I speak Italian, who knew?
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Yeah, very good answer.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Speak French as well, because it's the same word French.- Oui.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Now then, Dave B.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Dave B, you are the last person to have this board.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59If you fancied it, you could talk us through all of it.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03There's a couple that I think I know but the two answers,
0:29:03 > 0:29:06la mela and il miele, are very similar.
0:29:06 > 0:29:07One of them's certainly honey.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10The one at the bottom is ice cream, il gelato.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13Pomodoro, I'm not sure of that.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15Um, I'll go for il miele, honey.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17OK, il miele, honey.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Here's your red line.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21If you can get below that red line, you are in the head-to-head.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Let's find out. Is il miele honey?
0:29:23 > 0:29:25And if it is, how many people said it?
0:29:28 > 0:29:29It's right.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32You've done it!
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Very well done, 22 for honey.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- APPLAUSE - 78, your total. You are in the head-to-head.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43Terrific answer, Dave. Dave's good, isn't he?
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Now, let's look through the rest of these.
0:29:45 > 0:29:51- Il pomodoro?- Tomato.- Is tomato, yes. 30 points for that.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52La mela?
0:29:52 > 0:29:54- Ooh...- Is an apple.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56The best answer on the board as well, would have scored 4.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00And I think most people knew, il gelato is ice cream.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02That's the biggest scorer, would have scored 61.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04If you'd said that, Dave, would have had you knocked out.
0:30:04 > 0:30:06You did very well with honey.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Thanks very much indeed.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10So at the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home
0:30:10 > 0:30:14with their high score of 108, I'm really sorry, it's Scott and Antony.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16You've met exactly halfway.
0:30:16 > 0:30:17Antony was out first round last time,
0:30:17 > 0:30:21Scott was out in the head-to-head, this time, Round Two.
0:30:21 > 0:30:25- Oh, I'm sorry.- Gutted. - Wounded.- Devoed.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Anyway, it's been a real pleasure having you here,
0:30:27 > 0:30:30thank you so much for coming and playing. Come back and play again.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33- We will.- Scott and Antony! - APPLAUSE
0:30:35 > 0:30:36But for Limahl and Carol, Dave and Dave,
0:30:36 > 0:30:38it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Congratulations, Limahl and Carol, Dave and Dave,
0:30:44 > 0:30:46you are now one step closer to the final
0:30:46 > 0:30:48and that chance to play for our jackpot
0:30:48 > 0:30:49which currently stands at...
0:30:51 > 0:30:54APPLAUSE
0:30:56 > 0:30:59So this is the point where we decide who gets to play for that jackpot,
0:30:59 > 0:31:01and to do that, you're going to go head-to-head
0:31:01 > 0:31:04but you're now allowed to confer before you give your answers.
0:31:04 > 0:31:08And the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:31:08 > 0:31:11Well, this promises to by a humdinger of a head-to-head.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Best of luck to both pairs, let's play it.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...
0:31:26 > 0:31:30- 1980s TV theme tunes, Richard.- We're going to play you five TV theme tunes
0:31:30 > 0:31:32of shows that started in the '80s.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Can you name the most obscure of these? Good luck.
0:31:35 > 0:31:38OK, so let's reveal our five theme tunes from the 1980s
0:31:38 > 0:31:40and here they are, we've got...
0:31:40 > 0:31:41A.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44SOFT OBOE MUSIC
0:31:59 > 0:32:01B.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03RHYTHMIC DRUMMING
0:32:03 > 0:32:06TWINKLY MUSIC
0:32:06 > 0:32:07- (Obvious.)- (No?)- (No...)
0:32:14 > 0:32:15C.
0:32:15 > 0:32:19FAST PIANO MUSIC
0:32:22 > 0:32:24STRINGS ACCOMPANYING
0:32:27 > 0:32:29(Must be some kind of antiques programme?)
0:32:31 > 0:32:32D.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36GENTLE INTRODUCTION
0:32:36 > 0:32:40FAST FLUTE AND HARPSICHORD
0:32:40 > 0:32:42All of the afternoon programmes, aren't they?
0:32:45 > 0:32:46And E.
0:32:46 > 0:32:51DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC
0:32:58 > 0:33:00OK. Now, there they all are.
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Limahl and Carol, you've played best throughout the show so far
0:33:03 > 0:33:04so you will go first.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06- Carol.- OK.
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- D, Lovejoy.- Lovejoy.
0:33:10 > 0:33:14Lovejoy, say Limahl and Carol. Now, Double Dave.
0:33:14 > 0:33:20- I would hate to get 100 so shall we go for B, EastEnders?- Yeah, yeah.
0:33:20 > 0:33:21Well, we know that one, don't we?
0:33:21 > 0:33:23It's probably the obvious one, I'm afraid.
0:33:23 > 0:33:27It's going to be around 90 but... I'm afraid it's B, EastEnders.
0:33:27 > 0:33:31B, EastEnders. So Limahl and Carol have said that D was Lovejoy.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Let's see if that's right,
0:33:32 > 0:33:34let's see how many of our 100 people said Lovejoy.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38It's right.
0:33:43 > 0:33:44Oh, it's a good answer, look at that.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48- Very well done indeed. - APPLAUSE
0:33:48 > 0:33:4910 for Lovejoy.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54Daves B and H have said that B was EastEnders.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Let's see if B is EastEnders. Let's see how many people said it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:01It's right!
0:34:03 > 0:34:04- It's not bad. - APPLAUSE
0:34:04 > 0:34:07- Better than I thought.- Better than it might have been.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Very well done, that means Limahl and Carol after one question,
0:34:10 > 0:34:14- you are up, 1-0.- Yeah, Lovejoy, a terrific answer, well played.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Now, let's have a little listen to the rest of these and say what they are.
0:34:17 > 0:34:21There's only one answer that would have beaten Lovejoy and it's A and it is...
0:34:21 > 0:34:23- CAROL:- Is it Rumpole?- It's not.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25- Sounds like it.- It is...
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Brideshead Revisited.- Oh!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30Would have scored 8 points.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34- We never watched that.- No, that was too posh for me.- Now, C.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36C, I knew for a fact, I thought, "I've got this one."
0:34:36 > 0:34:39This is Ever Decreasing Circles, but it's not.
0:34:39 > 0:34:43Let's have a little listen. FAST PIANO MUSIC
0:34:43 > 0:34:46- CAROL:- Can't I say it?- Miss Marple. - Murder She Wrote!
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Carol, absolutely right. Would have scored you 38 points.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51And E.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54- CAROL:- Fat coppers.
0:34:54 > 0:34:58- It's... Fat coppers! The Bill.- The Bill, yeah.
0:34:58 > 0:35:02- And that would have scored 60 points. DAVE H:- Oh, The Bill!
0:35:02 > 0:35:04They're not fat...
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08The Daves, you get to answer this one first
0:35:08 > 0:35:12- but you have to win it to stay in the game.- It's not more horrible...
0:35:12 > 0:35:15Is it more daft programmes we don't know a thing about?
0:35:15 > 0:35:17Let's find out what it is. It concerns...
0:35:20 > 0:35:22Oh, men in skirts? All right...
0:35:22 > 0:35:23Men in skirts, Richard?
0:35:23 > 0:35:26We're going to show you five pictures now of men wearing skirts,
0:35:26 > 0:35:29you just have to tell us who those men are and pick the most obscure.
0:35:29 > 0:35:32OK, let's reveal our five men in skirts, and here they come.
0:35:32 > 0:35:33We've got...
0:35:53 > 0:35:58There we are, five men in skirts.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Double Dave, you'll go first.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01(Adrian Chiles?)
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- E. Adrian Chiles.- Adrian Chiles.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08E, Adrian Chiles.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10E, Adrian Chiles.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Now then, Limahl and Carol, do you fancy talking us
0:36:12 > 0:36:15through the rest of the board and seeing how far you get?
0:36:15 > 0:36:20- Um... We know that B is...- Jean-Paul Gaultier.- C is Eddie Izzard.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22We think that D is Alex James from Blur.
0:36:22 > 0:36:25So we think we're going to go with that for D.
0:36:25 > 0:36:28- Alex James, we'll take the risk. - Alex James, OK. Alex James.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Now, Dave and Dave have said Adrian Chiles for E,
0:36:30 > 0:36:34let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Adrian Chiles.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38It is right.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Not a bad score there, 33 for Adrian Chiles. - APPLAUSE
0:36:48 > 0:36:55Now, Limahl and Carol have said that D is Alex James.
0:36:55 > 0:36:56Let's see if that's right
0:36:56 > 0:36:59and if it is, let's see how many people said Alex James.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01(You have to take risks in life.)
0:37:03 > 0:37:07Oh, I'm afraid it's not Alex James, which means, very well done,
0:37:07 > 0:37:08Dave and Dave, you're back in the game.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12You've done exactly what you needed to do. After two questions, it's one all.
0:37:12 > 0:37:14Yeah, D is actually Dougie Poynter from McFly.
0:37:14 > 0:37:17The bassist from McFly, I'm afraid.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19And would have scored you 4 points.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22But, you would have been in the final if you'd said B, you knew the answer.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Jean-Paul Gaultier.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26And he would have scored you 14 points,
0:37:26 > 0:37:29would have been a terrific answer.
0:37:29 > 0:37:30Now, A,
0:37:30 > 0:37:33as I'm sure all sorts of people at home would like to know,
0:37:33 > 0:37:34it's Marc Jacobs.
0:37:34 > 0:37:351 point.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39A terrific answer. And C, I think everyone knows, is Eddie Izzard.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42And he would have scored 64 points.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46Thanks very much indeed. So it comes down to your third question.
0:37:46 > 0:37:47This is the decider.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for the jackpot.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Where's Toyah when you need her?
0:37:57 > 0:37:58She's behind you.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00- GROANING - Oh, no she's not...
0:38:00 > 0:38:04We're going to give you the titles of five popular traditional pantomimes now
0:38:04 > 0:38:05but in anagram form.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Can you unscramble them and give us the best answer?
0:38:07 > 0:38:09My mind's too slow...
0:38:09 > 0:38:12OK, let's reveal our five anagrams and here they come, we've got...
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Limahl and Carol will go first.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Oh, my God...
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Knitting With Cod?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39Do you want to go for the one second from the bottom?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Second from the bottom we're going to go for.- Come on, you do it.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44- It's your brains.- Cinderella.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47OK, you're going to say Cinderella for Lend Eclair.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Cinderella.
0:38:49 > 0:38:53Now then, Double Dave. Can you talk us through the rest of the board?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56So, the top one is quite easy, Aladdin.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Not sure we know any others apart from Cinderella,
0:38:58 > 0:39:00but the bottom one,
0:39:00 > 0:39:05which I think is going to be our answer, is Dick Whittington.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08Dick Whittington. I hadn't got that one.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11Very good, OK, so we have Cinderella vs Dick Whittington.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14Limahl and Carol said Cinderella for Lend Eclair.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said Cinderella.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21It's right.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- APPLAUSE - I think you're going to get it. I think you're going to get it...
0:39:27 > 0:39:30That's clever, that is. That is clever.
0:39:30 > 0:39:33Now, Dave and Dave have said Knitting With Cod is
0:39:33 > 0:39:34Dick Whittington.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Dick Whittington.
0:39:40 > 0:39:41It's right.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46And you're in the final, very, very well done, Dave and Dave.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48APPLAUSE
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Very well done.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54After three questions, Double Dave are through to the final, 2-1.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55Well played, Double Dave.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58There's only one answer up there that would have beaten that.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00It's not the top one, that is Aladdin.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02But would have scored you 90 points.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05The second one would have also scored too many points.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Do you know that one, Xander?
0:40:07 > 0:40:09- Oh, of course! - Jack And The Beanstalk.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12I nearly said that, I'm such an idiot.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Would have scored 35 points anyway, would have scored too many.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Would have been a good answer though.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19And Ugly Beaten Pies is the best answer up there,
0:40:19 > 0:40:21the only answer that would have won the point and it's...
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- Sleeping Beauty.- Sleeping Beauty, yeah, that's a tough one.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27- Would have scored 13. - I can't, I just can't see it.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Thanks very much indeed.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head,
0:40:31 > 0:40:35a heroic performance up to... No, even including this point.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38- Brilliant account you've made of yourselves.- We've loved it.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Well, come back and play again, but thanks, Limahl and Carol,
0:40:40 > 0:40:45- it's been fabulous having you on the show. - APPLAUSE
0:40:45 > 0:40:46Good luck.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49But for Dave and Dave, it's now time for our Pointless Final.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54Congratulations, Dave B and Dave H,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56you've seen off all the competition
0:40:56 > 0:40:58and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:41:07 > 0:41:09for your charities, which currently stands at...
0:41:11 > 0:41:13APPLAUSE
0:41:15 > 0:41:18Well, you had our only pointless answer throughout the whole show.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21You brought it back from 1-0 down in the head-to-head.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Very, very well done.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25As always you get to choose your category for this last round.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27You have four options to choose from. We have got...
0:41:36 > 0:41:40Novels is a bit hairy. I fall asleep reading books at night.
0:41:40 > 0:41:46- HE LAUGHS - Go for cricket in 2013...- Yeah. - OK, cricket, 2013-14. Richard.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Three different options here.
0:41:48 > 0:41:50If you know your cricket, Dave, you could be in luck here.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Fingers crossed, we are looking for...
0:41:54 > 0:41:58The name of any team in the 2013 Indian Premier League.
0:41:58 > 0:42:04We need any of the 2013/14 T20 Australian Big Bash League teams.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Or, we need any player
0:42:05 > 0:42:09who played in the Ashes Test between England and Australia,
0:42:09 > 0:42:13the Australian leg of it, in 2013-2014, please.
0:42:13 > 0:42:14Very best of luck.
0:42:14 > 0:42:19OK, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot
0:42:19 > 0:42:22for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Are you ready?
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- Er...as ready as we'll ever be.- Yeah.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock, there they are.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Your time starts now.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35There's obviously Alastair Cook who was the skipper.
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- So we'll say that one. - Kevin Pietersen who...
0:42:37 > 0:42:40Probably his last ever tour for England.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43Erm... Who was the wicket keeper?
0:42:43 > 0:42:44Jimmy Anderson.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47Erm... Star bowler, erm...
0:42:49 > 0:42:50Need somebody obscure.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56I'm just trying to think. I'm having a blank.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Drawing a blank here. Erm...
0:42:59 > 0:43:01Opening bats.
0:43:01 > 0:43:02Cook and...
0:43:04 > 0:43:05..Woakes?
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Maybe? Er...
0:43:10 > 0:43:13Trying to think who came in on the late Tests.
0:43:13 > 0:43:14Bring up Parkinson.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- Trying to think, trying to think of who...- Ten seconds left.
0:43:24 > 0:43:25Bairstow.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34OK, that's your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Ashes players, England in Australia 2013-14.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41- I'll play safe with Alastair Cook. - Alastair Cook.
0:43:41 > 0:43:43- Jonny Bairstow.- Jonny Bairstow.
0:43:43 > 0:43:48- And I'll go for Ravi Bopara. - Ooh, that's a good one.- Ravi Bopara.
0:43:48 > 0:43:52OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:52 > 0:43:56- I would have said Bopara. - OK, Ravi Bopara we will put last.
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Least likely to be pointless? Cook, OK, we'll put him first.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02Pop those answers up on the board in that order and here they are,
0:44:02 > 0:44:04we've got...
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Well, very, very best of luck.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Three good-looking answers up there on the board.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Let's hope at least one of those is pointless.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18If one of those is, you will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20What are your charities, Dave? Dave B?
0:44:20 > 0:44:24Mine is Silver Star Diabetes Awareness.
0:44:24 > 0:44:27- And Dave H?- Taveners, Lord's Taveners,
0:44:27 > 0:44:30they raise money for special needs.
0:44:30 > 0:44:33I used to work with special needs children teaching music
0:44:33 > 0:44:36a few years ago, so I had a connection.
0:44:36 > 0:44:39And I joined the Taveners.
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- Excellent, well, two brilliant charities there. - APPLAUSE
0:44:45 > 0:44:49Well, fingers crossed, at least one of these answer will be pointless
0:44:49 > 0:44:51so you can take that money back to those brilliant charities.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Best of luck, as I say. Your first answer was Alastair Cook.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57You thought this was probably the least likely to be pointless, the captain.
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Let's find out if it's right,
0:44:59 > 0:45:02let's find out if it's pointless, for £2,750.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04How many people named Alastair Cook
0:45:04 > 0:45:07as a player in the 2013 Ashes in Australia.
0:45:10 > 0:45:12Well, it's right.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14- I think that probably wasn't in doubt.- It's not a surprise.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17It has to be pointless though for you to win that jackpot.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Through the thirties, through the twenties into the teens,
0:45:19 > 0:45:21still going down, single figures...
0:45:21 > 0:45:24APPLAUSE
0:45:24 > 0:45:28- I'm amazed.- That is low, isn't it? - Yeah.- Yeah, it is low.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31- Wow.- First name on the sheet. - I know, what's he got to do?
0:45:31 > 0:45:35There we are, well, the captain only scored 7.
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Your next answer was Jonny Bairstow.
0:45:37 > 0:45:39Again, this has to be right,
0:45:39 > 0:45:43then it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot, so for £2,750.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Let's see how many people said Jonny Bairstow.
0:45:49 > 0:45:50Again, it's a good answer.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Your first answer, Alastair Cook, took us all the way down to 7.
0:45:54 > 0:45:57Jonny Bairstow now taking us down through the twenties
0:45:57 > 0:45:59and the teens, into single figures,
0:45:59 > 0:46:01- and you've done it! Look at that! - CHEERING
0:46:01 > 0:46:03Very well done indeed, you have won.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07- Brilliant.- Fantastic.- Superb.
0:46:07 > 0:46:08Very well done indeed.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13That is fantastic, congratulations.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Jonny Bairstow was a pointless answer,
0:46:16 > 0:46:20which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,750 for your charities.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23- That is superb. - APPLAUSE
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Very, very well done.
0:46:28 > 0:46:31Amazing stuff, very well played. You played brilliantly throughout.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33It's 45 minutes ago that Dave was giving us
0:46:33 > 0:46:36Russia as a country participating in the Winter Olympics and...
0:46:36 > 0:46:41- Yeah, that was a trick!- To imagine you... It worked!- It was obvious.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44Ravi Bopara didn't play in the Tests, played in the Twenty20
0:46:44 > 0:46:46so would have been an incorrect answer.
0:46:46 > 0:46:50Chris Woakes, I think you were thinking of as well, but he also didn't play in the Tests.
0:46:50 > 0:46:54There's some very, very big pointless answers on the Test match ones
0:46:54 > 0:46:56but let's have a look at the other ones first.
0:46:57 > 0:46:58So for the IPL...
0:47:05 > 0:47:06All of those were pointless answers.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08In fact everything
0:47:08 > 0:47:10apart from the Delhi Daredevils and the King's 11 Punjab
0:47:10 > 0:47:13were pointless answers so all the other teams were pointless.
0:47:13 > 0:47:14Here's the Australian one...
0:47:19 > 0:47:20Again, very few points there.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23The Sydney Sixers, the Hobart Hurricanes and the Melbourne Stars
0:47:23 > 0:47:27were the only one who scored any points so everything else was pointless, well done if you said one.
0:47:27 > 0:47:29Let's take a look at some of these.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32The biggest run scorer in the series, David Warner was a pointless answer.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35There's Jonny Bairstow. The England opener, Michael Carberry.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Michael Clarke who was the Australian Captain, beat us 5-0.
0:47:38 > 0:47:40I think that's our hundred people going,
0:47:40 > 0:47:42"I can't remember, no, I don't remember.
0:47:42 > 0:47:45"Someone or other. Dave Something, I can't remember..."
0:47:45 > 0:47:47You also could have had Boyd Rankin,
0:47:47 > 0:47:49Brad Haddin, Chris Rogers, Chris Tremlett, Gary Ballance.
0:47:49 > 0:47:51Could have had Peter Siddle, Ryan Harris,
0:47:51 > 0:47:53Scott Borthwick and Steve Smith.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55All of them were pointless answers.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58Great category for you, congratulations. Two great charities.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01- It's been a pleasure having you on the show.- Thank you.- Yeah, thank you.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Dave and Dave,
0:48:04 > 0:48:08who go away with today's jackpot of £2,750 for their charities.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10- Very well done. - APPLAUSE
0:48:12 > 0:48:16Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:16 > 0:48:18- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:48:18 > 0:48:20And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.