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0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to this

0:00:26 > 0:00:29special children's television edition of Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:29 > 0:00:33The game where we aim for the obscure and ignore the obvious.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:39 > 0:00:40And couple number one.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43I'm Johnny Ball and I was in children's television for about

0:00:43 > 0:00:4725 years and Play School for about 16,

0:00:47 > 0:00:49but that's all behind me now.

0:00:50 > 0:00:55And I'm Carol Chell and I was in Play School for an awful long time,

0:00:55 > 0:00:59even more than Johnny and Play Away as well, of course.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Couple number two.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09I'm Ben Willbond, probably better known for Horrible Histories.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12And I'm Jim Howick, also known from Horrible Histories.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:16 > 0:01:18And couple number three.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Hello, I'm Andrew Agnew and I played PC Plum on Balamory.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23APPLAUSE

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Oh, thank you!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28And I'm Julie Wilson Nimmo and I played Miss Hoolie on Balamory.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:32 > 0:01:35And finally, couple number four.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Hello, Xander, I'm Pat Sharp and I did Saturday morning telly

0:01:38 > 0:01:41"What's Up Doc?" for a few years and Fun House forever.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43APPLAUSE

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Love him. Right, I'm Dave Benson Phillips,

0:01:46 > 0:01:47I've done children's telly,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Get Your Own Back was one of my famous programmes,

0:01:50 > 0:01:54also Play Days and I've also worked with Carol Chell, there you go.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56APPLAUSE

0:01:56 > 0:01:58And these are today's contestants. Thank you all very much.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02We'll find out more about each of you as the show goes along.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce,

0:02:04 > 0:02:07always on hand with a word of encouragement, a tut of disapproval

0:02:07 > 0:02:09or a withering glance of disbelief,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12- it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Good evening.- Good evening to you. - How much fun is this going to be?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Isn't this fabulous?- Because it's a children's TV special

0:02:22 > 0:02:24and everyone else has got partners, I brought along

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- a little partner as well.- OK. - I brought along a little friend.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30APPLAUSE

0:02:30 > 0:02:35PUPPET SQUEAKS

0:02:35 > 0:02:37This is Professor Elaine Watkins.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39LAUGHTER

0:02:39 > 0:02:41ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:02:41 > 0:02:43So, Elaine, welcome. Great to have you here.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- It's quite hard to make her more expressive than that.- Yeah.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yeah, she's going to help out during the show.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- I'm looking forward to that.- Yeah, me too.- Thank you very much indeed.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yeah, now, all our questions on Pointless have been put

0:03:00 > 0:03:01to 100 people before the show.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Our wonderful contestants here are on the hunt for the obscure answers

0:03:05 > 0:03:06our 100 people didn't get.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

0:03:08 > 0:03:10that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave

0:03:10 > 0:03:13and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:15 > 0:03:18each of our celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21We start off with a jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33OK, the only thing you have to remember is that the pair

0:03:33 > 0:03:36with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated

0:03:36 > 0:03:39so keep your scores as low as you possibly can. Best of luck.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Our first category today is...

0:03:45 > 0:03:46It's Famous Women.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58OK, and the question concerns...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Famous Jennifers. Richard.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yeah, on each pass we're going to show you six clues...

0:04:05 > 0:04:07ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Sorry, seven clues to famous people who are called Jennifer.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11You just need to tell us who they are, please.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14The most obscure answer obviously will be the best.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20- You're a natural, Rich.- It's not me, it's the professor.- The professor!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Can I ask what her discipline is?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Comparative religion, OK, that's...

0:04:27 > 0:04:30She is going to be brilliant, isn't she? What an addition to the show.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Thank you, thank you, professor.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35OK, we are looking for the famous Jennifers described by these clues.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Here is our first board of Jennifers and they look like this...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I'll read those all one last time.

0:05:20 > 0:05:25Carol, how lovely to have you here from Play School.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Did you ever do them live? You must've done them live.- Oh, no.- No?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Nearly, but not quite. - You did them just before?- Yes.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32And then they went out.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yes, I think we had only about ten minutes between, you know...

0:05:35 > 0:05:40So if we made a mistake, you didn't, you just got on with it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Yeah, we're like that.- Oh, yeah. - I've noticed.- Oh, yeah.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45We've done 750 shows now.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- We made three mistakes in that time, haven't we? That's it.- Yeah.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50That is it. ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Four, it was four mistakes, I'm sorry.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- Now, Carol, there's a lot of Jennifers behind me.- Mm.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Any of them leaping out at you?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Yes, of course they are,

0:06:01 > 0:06:04but I'm going to go for Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Jenny Agutter in The Railway Children, says Carol.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's right, of course.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19APPLAUSE

0:06:19 > 0:06:2122.

0:06:21 > 0:06:2322 for Jenny Agutter.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well-played, Carol, great start to the show and, of course,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- more recently has been in Call The Midwife with Miranda Hart.- Yeah.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Won best supporting Agutter.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Jim.- Hi.- Aw, Jim, it's lovely to have you here.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- It's great to be here. - From Horrible Histories.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Horrible Histories actually hung up its robe a couple of years ago.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Yes, two years ago now.- That must've been so sad.- It was, it was.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49But it was phenomenal, it really did break the mould.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I mean, children's television, children's sketch shows...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Yes.- ..that really appealed to grown-ups.- Absolutely.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Any grown-up who happens to be walking past while their kids are

0:06:58 > 0:07:01watching it, ends up sitting down and laughing louder than the kids.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Yeah. It had such a wide appeal and we'd often get stopped by people

0:07:04 > 0:07:07that didn't actually have any children so it was great fun.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- Brilliant show. Now, Jim.- Yes. - A lot of Jennifers.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Hell of a lot of Jennys there.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16I'm going to go for "Had a number 1 hit with

0:07:16 > 0:07:19"The Power Of Love in 1985,"

0:07:19 > 0:07:21and it's Jennifer Rush.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22Let's see if that's right

0:07:22 > 0:07:25and let's see how many people said Jennifer Rush.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30It's entirely right.

0:07:30 > 0:07:3222 is our only score so far.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Jennifer Rush, 36. Well done, Jim.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Nothing wrong with your Jennifer.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Yeah, her real name is Heidi Stern.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- No!- Yeah, but she changed it just so she could be on this board.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Julie, welcome.- Hi.- Lovely to have you here from Balamory.- Aw.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Aw, fantastic. When did Balamory finish?- About...

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- I need to check. Five...- Ten.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Is it?- Ten years.- I'm saying five, ten years ago now.- No!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Yeah, but it's weird because we made 256 episodes

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- and it's still on...- Yeah. - ..which is fantastic for us.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10All the new generation of kids are getting to see it which is lovely.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13OK, all right, now, what about our Jennifers?

0:08:13 > 0:08:17I wish I knew the bottom one cos I would be really impressing folk

0:08:17 > 0:08:18at home, but I don't,

0:08:18 > 0:08:22so I'm going to go for "Married Ben Affleck"

0:08:22 > 0:08:24and I'm going to say Jennifer Garner.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Jennifer Garner says Julie. Let's see if that's right,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30let's see how many of our 100 people said Jennifer Garner.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33It's right.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, 22 our low score.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Don't quite go down there but you beat our high score.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43APPLAUSE

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Yep, they met on the set of Daredevil, the 2003 film.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. - It's a pleasure.- Now...

0:08:50 > 0:08:53You're getting freaked out by the professor, aren't you, a little bit?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm going to be honest, yes, I'm finding...

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Do you know, it's just the language barrier?

0:08:57 > 0:09:01Oh, no, I like her, I like her and I've read some of her papers.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I've got a question for you, she'll be able to answer this one.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09What's Alan Partridge's catchphrase?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11ELAINE SQUEAKS TWICE

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Is the right answer. Dave, welcome.- Hello!

0:09:14 > 0:09:15- Welcome, all those years...- Yes?

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- ..when you were surrounded by children going, "Way!"- Yeah?

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Did it ever get quite annoying?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24No, it's all part of the job, sir.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25All part of the job.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29That's a lovely thing to say, that's why you're so perfect in that job.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Well, listen, Dave, you are the last person to have these Jennifers.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35There are four Jennifers awaiting you there.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37There are four Jennifers and it's a real shame

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- because I knew the others that have been gone for...- Yeah.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43The sports one I don't know.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45The Australian tennis player I do not know.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Snog, Marry, Avoid I never watched. Erm...

0:09:48 > 0:09:50So I'm really sorry about this.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'm just going to have to plump for Jennifer Saunders. I know...

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Listen, it's all right, it's OK. Jennifer Saunders,

0:09:55 > 0:09:59- let's see how many people said Jennifer Saunders.- Oh, go on.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's right.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04APPLAUSE

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- There we are.- I'm sorry. - 80 for Jennifer Saunders.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's the best thing to do, Dave, in that situation.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13If you go for a complete guess, you're going to score 100

0:10:13 > 0:10:16and 80 is better, gives Pat a better chance on the next board

0:10:16 > 0:10:19because you've got first choice. We'll fill in the rest for you.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22The presenter of Snog, Marry, Avoid, been on this show, it's Jenny Frost.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- Lovely Jenny Frost. - Would've scored 18.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27The American who's won more swimming golds is a pointless answer,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29she's won eight golds, it's Jenny Thompson.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32So very well done if you said Jenny Thompson, terrific answer.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- And the tennis player is Jennifer Capriati.- Oh!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38She would've scored 19.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40You should've said it if you knew it, you should've said it!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- It's just one of those. When you see it in front of you...- Yes.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46It's a lot easier at home when you watch this.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Cos you just shout any answer and it's like you can't hear it

0:10:49 > 0:10:50so it's like whatever you say.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53- On the next pass we'll show you the answers first...- Please!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56But you have to be absolutely honest if you knew them or not.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- That's a good way to play it. - Ooh, he's tough, isn't he?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Ooh, he's tough!- Oh, bad news.- Yes.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Professor Elaine Watkins has got to go to a symposium.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- So she's going to say goodbye. - OK. Bye, professor.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah, aw.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15ELAINE SQUEAKS

0:11:15 > 0:11:17There she goes.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19Listen, we're halfway through the round.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Time for me to go through the scores

0:11:21 > 0:11:23and just let people know where they stand.

0:11:23 > 0:11:2722, the best score of that pass, Carol. Very, very well done indeed.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Then we go up to 28 where we find Julie and Andrew.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Up to 36 where we find Jim and Ben

0:11:32 > 0:11:34and then a bit of a hike up to 80

0:11:34 > 0:11:35where we find Dave and Pat.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Pat though, you're the first person to answer from the next board

0:11:38 > 0:11:41so let's hope there's a nice low-scoring Jennifer there for you

0:11:41 > 0:11:44that might get you through. We're going to come back down the line.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52OK, we're going to put seven more Jennifers up on the board

0:11:52 > 0:11:54and here they come. We've got...

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'll read those one last time.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Now, Pat, welcome back to Pointless.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- You've been here before. - Thank you, yes.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48You've walked the course, you know exactly what to expect.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Pat, you had a music career,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53you had a Stock Aitken & Waterman contract, didn't you?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54Well, not a contract,

0:12:54 > 0:12:58we made some records for Capital Radio's charity Help A London Child.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01We did a record every year for six years

0:13:01 > 0:13:03and had a few top ten hits and raised 300 grand.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07So like every other Stock Aitken & Waterman act, you just went in,

0:13:07 > 0:13:11recorded the song rigorously then three minutes later, left.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14- Do you know it was about 15 minutes to do each record?- Seriously?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16They had it all ready and they just told me to,

0:13:16 > 0:13:19at one point they told me to stand back from the mic a little bit

0:13:19 > 0:13:22and I said, "How far?" And he said, "How about Glasgow?" So...

0:13:22 > 0:13:25OK, Pat, what are you going to go for? It has to be a low score.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Yeah, the only problem is, to be honest with you,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31looking at those, as Richard said before, you're better to go one that

0:13:31 > 0:13:33you know rather than have a guess at one you're not sure of,

0:13:33 > 0:13:36even though I might get more points, so I'm going to have to go

0:13:36 > 0:13:39for the music one which is Jennifer Lopez as in Jenny from the block.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Jennifer Lopez, let's see if that's right.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44There's no red line for you as you're the high scorers

0:13:44 > 0:13:47but let's see how far down the column you get with J-Lo.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54J-Lo gets you yea-low.

0:13:54 > 0:13:5775 takes your total up to 155, Pat.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Yeah, another big scorer but as I say, correct answer

0:14:00 > 0:14:01but, yeah, big scorer.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04She began as a backup dancer for Janet Jackson.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07- Thanks very much indeed. Now, Andrew.- Yes.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Balamory, where did you film that?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11We filmed on Tobermory on the Isle of Mull.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Actually on Tobermory?- Yeah, we filmed the exterior things that...

0:14:14 > 0:14:19- Yeah.- Everything, all the interiors, studio was in Glasgow, so we did...

0:14:19 > 0:14:21We were up there quite a bit in Mull which was nice.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24It's done amazing things for the tourist industry on Mull, hasn't it?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Even now.- I think so.- Seriously? - Oh, massive, through the roof.- Yeah.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Because kids want to go there and even as a parent,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33- you look at it, you think it's so beautiful.- Yeah.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- The houses weren't painted those colours, were they?- Yeah.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- They were already? - There were a few that they painted

0:14:38 > 0:14:41for the programme but the majority of them were exactly like that.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Oh, really?- Yes.- Interesting.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Well, listen, I've got great news for you, Andrew.- Yes.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48You are through to Round Two, doesn't matter what you score,

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- you are both in Round Two.- OK.- But I bet you've got a knockout answer.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53I think so.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I'm going to go with it because I do think it's right,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I want to go with the opera singer that was nicknamed

0:14:58 > 0:15:01the Swedish Nightingale, which I think was Jenny Lind.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Jenny Lind.- Yeah.- Jenny Lind. There's no red line for you

0:15:04 > 0:15:06for the lovely reason that you're already through

0:15:06 > 0:15:09but let's see how many people said Jenny Lind. Is it right?

0:15:09 > 0:15:10How many people said it?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14It's right, Andrew, very well done indeed.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17It's going to be a low-scorer.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Jenny Lind, down she goes.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21It's 3! Look at that.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24The lowest score of the round by a very, very long way

0:15:24 > 0:15:27and it takes your total up to 31. Very well done.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29That's a very good answer, well done. Born in Stockholm.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Started getting a round of applause as the column was going down,

0:15:32 > 0:15:35- that's very rare, that's how good that was as an answer.- Mm.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Now, Ben.- Hello to you. - Ben, hello to you.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- I've got great news for you as well! - Mm.- Already through.- Great.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43You've got a buy to Round Two.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Now there's been a lot of talk, Ben, about a Horrible Histories movie.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Where are we on that?

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Well, I tell you where we are with a movie...- Yes.- ..

0:15:50 > 0:15:52which we just wrapped on,

0:15:52 > 0:15:55we just finished making a film about William Shakespeare

0:15:55 > 0:15:58and his lost years

0:15:58 > 0:16:01and it's with the same cast as Horrible Histories,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- but it's not a Horrible Histories film.- And it's serious, right?

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- It's really, really serious.- Good.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- It's a very, very serious period drama.- No jokes?- No jokes.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11They just happen to have all the Horrible Histories cast in it,

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- just coincidentally.- Yeah, just... - They're also phenomenal actors,

0:16:15 > 0:16:17all of them tragedians as much as comedians really.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20- To do comedy, you've got to be able to do tragedy.- I know, yeah.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I can reassure everyone there are lots of jokes, I hope.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- Anyway, listen, you're through, as I say.- Great.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- But for fun, let's have a good answer.- For funsies.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Now look, for some reason, don't ask me why,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34the BBC's royal correspondent from 1989 to 2003,

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Jenny Bond popped into my head. - She will.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41- JIM:- She does that.- She does do that so that's what I'd like to go for.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45There you go, Jenny Bond. No red line for you, you're already through

0:16:45 > 0:16:47but let's see how many people said Jenny Bond.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Is it right?

0:16:50 > 0:16:53It's right. It's what it is.

0:16:55 > 0:16:5732.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- APPLAUSE - 32 takes your total up to 68.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Well played, Ben. That is a new BBC service.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05If you press your red button,

0:17:05 > 0:17:08BBC correspondents will pop into your head. It's very impressive.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Yes, I've had that with Nicky Witchell several times.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- Thanks very much indeed. Johnny.- Hello.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Johnny, you and Carol must have overlapped on Playschool at some time.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Yes, Carol was at my audition in '67, 1967.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25How did it go? I think I know the answer, you got the job.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28I didn't want the job, so I got it. It's always the same in this business.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30If you don't want a job, you get it.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32He was cracking jokes the whole time.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35And I thought, to be kind to him, I would laugh.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39And I laughed and I laughed. My cheeks.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Yes, but I was a stand-up in those days,

0:17:42 > 0:17:44so it was completely different.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Somebody recommended me and I did it. And the thing is, I liked it.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49And I stayed for 16 years.

0:17:49 > 0:17:53And that led to the other children's television programmes I did.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Yes, the many, the many. Now, good news, Johnny, you are through.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake

0:17:59 > 0:18:01the high score of 155 over there on the far podium.

0:18:01 > 0:18:02These are all your Jennifers.

0:18:02 > 0:18:06Do you want to talk us through them, then say which is the lowest score?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I knew Jenny Lind, I knew Jennie Bond,

0:18:08 > 0:18:09I don't know any of the others.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12I'll say Jennifer Anstead.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Is that the right word? But I don't know whether it is.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16It's the only Jennifer I can think of.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Which one are you submitting, Jennifer Anstead?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Who got the Oscar for best actress? - Shall we go for that one?- Yes.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28OK, Jennifer Anstead. No red line for you, you're already through.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31But let's see if Jennifer Anstead is right.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Jennifer Anstead didn't win that Oscar.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40It's scores you 100 points, takes your total to 122.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42You are through anyway, couldn't matter less.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45It doesn't matter, you're thinking of Jennifer Aniston.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Aniston, I was.- Thus far has been cruelly overlooked by the Academy.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Never won best actress Oscar. She will do, she will do.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55But this was Jennifer Lawrence, was the answer there.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57It would have scored you 19 points.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Been a regular presenter of Radio 4's Woman's Hour.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Lovely Jenni Murray.- I'm ashamed.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- That would be 10 points.- I'm ashamed I didn't get that one, I really am.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Played Baby in Dirty Dancing is Jennifer Grey.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10It would have scored you 27.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12And the artist, the best dancer there, it's a pointless answer

0:19:12 > 0:19:14if you knew, it was Jenny Saville.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Very well done if you said that.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20Any Manic Street Preachers fans might know that. But a tough answer.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Thank you very much indeed. So at the end of our first round,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25the pair heading home with a high score of 155 are...

0:19:25 > 0:19:29I hate it on these celebrity shows where we've got wonderful people

0:19:29 > 0:19:32who've come in to the show and we always have to say goodbye

0:19:32 > 0:19:35to two of them when the show has barely got under way.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37- But I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.- Thank you anyway.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40It seems ridiculous. Anyway, thank you for playing.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Dave and Pat, wonderful contestants.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:45 > 0:19:48For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54So we're down to three pairs. At the end of this round,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57we'll be down to two pairs in time for our head-to-head round.

0:19:57 > 0:20:01But very well done, Julie and Andrew. Proper knowledge there.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Jennifer Lind. My goodness!

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Jim and Ben, playing it very seriously,

0:20:06 > 0:20:08- proper middle-of-the-bat stuff. - Straight bat.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Nothing showy at this stage, not taking any undue risks.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Carol and Johnny likewise. Johnny obviously took a risk there

0:20:14 > 0:20:16because he knew he was already through.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I think it's going to be very tight, this,

0:20:18 > 0:20:20all I can say is best of luck to all three pairs.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Our category for round two is...

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Food and Drink.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28It's Food and Drink. Can you decide who's going to go first,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30who's going to go second?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:20:47 > 0:20:48..as they could.

0:20:48 > 0:20:53Countries with one of the world's 50 best restaurants. Richard.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Every year, the magazine Restaurant publishes its list

0:20:55 > 0:20:57of the 50 best restaurants in the world.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01We're looking for any country that had a restaurant in that list in 2013.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05So any country apart from the UK with a restaurant in the world's top 50.

0:21:05 > 0:21:09As always, by country we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, Carol, yes.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15We are looking for the name of any country in which you will find

0:21:15 > 0:21:19- one of the world's top 50 restaurants.- I would think...

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Spain because it has the El Bulli.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Hmm, Ferran Adria.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Yes, let's see if that's there.

0:21:27 > 0:21:32Spain, is that on Restaurant's 50 best restaurant list?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36It is. Phew!

0:21:39 > 0:21:4039.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45- OK.- 39 for Spain. - Great answer, Carol,

0:21:45 > 0:21:48it's got five on that list, including three in the top 10

0:21:48 > 0:21:50and including the number one as well

0:21:50 > 0:21:53which is El Celler de Can Roca in Girona.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Thank you very much indeed. OK, now, Ben.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I'm going to take a risk here.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Good.- I am going to say Denmark.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04I know the restaurant you're thinking of, but if that's not

0:22:04 > 0:22:09on that list, I will eat all the courses on a tasting menu.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Let's see if Denmark is on the list.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Let's see how many people said Denmark.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Absolutely right.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Look at that, 14.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- There we are.- Yes, Noma is the name of the restaurant.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Number two on the list. Been number one three times before,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35but it's number two this year.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Andrew.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Yes.- What are we thinking of?

0:22:40 > 0:22:44I'm thinking I've been to Bruges a few times, there are some

0:22:44 > 0:22:46lovely restaurants I've been to,

0:22:46 > 0:22:49so I'm hoping that Belgium is on the list.

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Belgium.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I think, if it is on the list, it may well be a low score.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Let's find out. Belgium, is it right? How many people said it?

0:22:59 > 0:23:01It's up there, Andrew.

0:23:01 > 0:23:0439 is our high score at this point.

0:23:04 > 0:23:0714 our low. You've passed 39, you've past 14... 10.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- APPLAUSE - Once again, Andrew,

0:23:10 > 0:23:12setting out your stall.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- The low scorers so far, anyway, 10 for Belgium.- Very good answer.

0:23:15 > 0:23:19Not in Bruges, in a place called Kruishoutem.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20It's called Hof Van Cleve.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Didn't know that one, did you? - No.- 25 on the list.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27Thanks very much, halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.

0:23:27 > 0:23:2910, the best score of that pass, Andrew and Julie.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Once again looking very strong indeed.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Then up to 14 where we find Ben and Jim.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Then up to 39 where we find Carol and Johnny.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Johnny, you've got a bit of time to come up with a really nice

0:23:38 > 0:23:41low-scoring obscure answer. Best of luck with that.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43We'll come back down the line.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Will the second players please step up to the podium?

0:23:47 > 0:23:51OK, now, Julie, we are looking for the country in which

0:23:51 > 0:23:55one of the world's best restaurants is located.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56I've got two in my head.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'm probably going to pick the wrong one.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01I can just say...

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Brazil.- Brazil.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Brazil.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08There's your red line, you have to get below that red line

0:24:08 > 0:24:10to be sure of a place in the head-to-head.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Basically, you have to score 28 or less. Let's find out.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Brazil, is it right? If it is, how many people said it?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20It's right.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26And you are through. 14.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Very, very well done indeed. Brazil.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31That takes your total up to 24.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Cracking performance on that last podium.- Terrific answer.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37It's got two restaurants on the list, both in Sao Paulo,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39including one number six on the list, DOM.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41There's another one on the list called Mani,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44- which does a baked manioca tuber. - Manioca tuber.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48- It does it in a tucupi froth. - Oh, tucupi froth!

0:24:48 > 0:24:53- Imagine that now. I mean, I like manioca tubers, right?- Yes.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Grill them, I like them. Roast them, I like them.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Bake them, I really like them. Happy to eat them without a froth.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04But if you've got a froth, I would go for tucupi every day of the week.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09- That is top-50 business all day long. All day long.- Yep, yep.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yep. Jim.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Hey.- Now, Jim, the high scorers

0:25:13 > 0:25:15are still Johnny and Carol on 39.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17You are on 14, so 24 or less,

0:25:17 > 0:25:21you are waltzing through to the head-to-head.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25Um...I'm going to go for Japan.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Well, let's hope that Japan gets you below that red line.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33- It seems reasonable enough, doesn't it?- Yes.- Let's see if it's right.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Let's see how many of our 100 people said Japan.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's right.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Still going down, Jim. Still going down,

0:25:45 > 0:25:47you've done it. 20.

0:25:48 > 0:25:5134 is your total. You are in the head-to-head.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Very well done, Jim and Ben. - Very good answer.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56It's got two restaurants on the list, both in Tokyo.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Thanks very much indeed. Johnny.

0:25:58 > 0:26:03The sad news is, I'm afraid your score is already the highest score

0:26:03 > 0:26:04before your answer even.

0:26:04 > 0:26:08I think I will go for a low scorer with Monaco.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10OK, now, Monaco.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12No red line for you as you are the highest scorers,

0:26:12 > 0:26:15but let's see how many of our 100 people said Monaco.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, well, out in a blaze of glory there, Johnny.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24An incorrect answer, I'm afraid, scores you 100 points,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26takes your score up to 139.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27It's a very clever answer

0:26:27 > 0:26:30because obviously French restaurants are on the list, there's a big score

0:26:30 > 0:26:33for France for 80, but no Monaco restaurant in that top 50.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Now, there are no pointless answers at all.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37The best answer by quite some way,

0:26:37 > 0:26:41it's got two restaurants on the list, in its capital Lima, and it's Peru.

0:26:41 > 0:26:42Very well done if you said Peru.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44You would have got two points for that,

0:26:44 > 0:26:47you'd have got six points for Singapore.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49And you'd have got seven points for Thailand,

0:26:49 > 0:26:52seven points for the Netherlands and seven points for Austria.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Other low scorers, Belgium we've already had for 10,

0:26:54 > 0:26:58and 11 points for Mexico, Portugal and Switzerland.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid the pair heading home

0:27:03 > 0:27:05with their high score of 139 is Johnny and Carol.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Oh, I'm sorry. But I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10It's been lovely having you on the show.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Johnny and Carol, wonderful contestants, thank you.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15APPLAUSE

0:27:15 > 0:27:18But, for Julie and Andrew, Jim and Ben,

0:27:18 > 0:27:20it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Congratulations, Julie and Andrew, Jim and Ben,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28you are now one step closer to the final and the chance

0:27:28 > 0:27:32to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38This is the moment where we decide who goes through to the final

0:27:38 > 0:27:42and plays for that jackpot. We do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:27:42 > 0:27:43The difference is you can now confer

0:27:43 > 0:27:45and play as a pair before you give your answers,

0:27:45 > 0:27:49and the first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53Best of luck to both pairs. I know this is going to be hard fought.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54Let's play the head-to-head.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04OK, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:28:07 > 0:28:09Noel Edmonds.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Noel Edmonds.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Now, obviously, I could tell you what to do in this round,

0:28:15 > 0:28:17of course, but why should I bother

0:28:17 > 0:28:22when I know a person who loves this subject more than anything else.

0:28:22 > 0:28:26Hi, Alexander and Richard, I'm sorry I can't be with you,

0:28:26 > 0:28:30but here are five questions all about me.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33What was the name of the purple dinosaur

0:28:33 > 0:28:35on the Multicoloured Swap Shop?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40What was the name of the band that I performed in

0:28:40 > 0:28:43with Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin?

0:28:44 > 0:28:50Which European radio station did I join in 1968?

0:28:50 > 0:28:54What was the name of the House Party character

0:28:54 > 0:28:57who had a Christmas number one in 1993?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01In which county was I born?

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Good luck.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12OK, I'll just read those questions one last time.

0:29:26 > 0:29:29Now, Julie and Andrew, you have been our low scorers so far,

0:29:29 > 0:29:31so you will go first.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Do we answer all of them?

0:29:34 > 0:29:37THEY CONFER

0:29:38 > 0:29:40I don't know, I can't remember it.

0:29:42 > 0:29:43What about the dinosaur?

0:29:45 > 0:29:47We are struggling slightly with this one.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51But the one we have to go for, and it's going to be quite high,

0:29:51 > 0:29:54is Mr Blobby for the character that had the Christmas number one.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Christmas number one by Mr Blobby.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00Now, Jim and Ben, that board is all yours.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02Fill in all the answers you can.

0:30:03 > 0:30:05We knew Blobby, we knew Blobby.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Yeah. He's a great guy.

0:30:08 > 0:30:11I can see him, but I can't name him.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14European radio station I'm thinking is Luxembourg.

0:30:14 > 0:30:18And the county, I thought, I was going to say Buckinghamshire,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21I don't know why that came into my head, I don't know why.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24He just seems like a Buckinghamshire kind of guy.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26LAUGHTER

0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Go for broke with Luxembourg.- Yes.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30We are going to go for broke with Luxembourg.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32OK, Radio Luxembourg, say Jim and Ben.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35So we've got Mr Blobby and we've got Radio Luxembourg.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Julie and Andrew went for Mr Blobby, let's see if that's right.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40Let's see how many people said it.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47It's right, oh, look at that, 80 for Mr blobby.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55Now, Jim and Ben have gone for Radio Luxembourg,

0:30:55 > 0:30:56the station he joined in 1968.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:31:01 > 0:31:06It's right. And it wins you the point, well done. Down it goes.

0:31:06 > 0:31:0836.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Which means, Jim and Ben, after one question,

0:31:13 > 0:31:15you take an early lead of 1-0.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Well played, Jim and Ben.

0:31:17 > 0:31:21I think Mr Blobby made millions upon millions for the BBC

0:31:21 > 0:31:24and it was a huge hit. That's what I was rather hoping for.

0:31:24 > 0:31:27If you missed the start of the show, I had my own character

0:31:27 > 0:31:31who was Prof Elaine Watkins, who was a theology professor.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34I don't think it really caught on with the kids.

0:31:34 > 0:31:36- I've come up with a new character. - Yes.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39- I think it's going to be more kid friendly.- Yes.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42And this is Prof Deirdre MacDonald from...

0:31:42 > 0:31:46She is a professor of mechanical engineering at Brunel University.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48PUPPET SQUEAKS

0:31:48 > 0:31:51She's got a lovely voice.

0:31:51 > 0:31:56Yes. So, I think... I have an enormous hit on my hands.

0:31:56 > 0:31:59- I've certainly got something on my hands.- Yes.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Good.- What's that?

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Oh, the professor has to go to a symposium

0:32:04 > 0:32:07on mechanical engineering in Copenhagen.

0:32:07 > 0:32:09Oh!

0:32:09 > 0:32:14- Goodbye, Prof Deirdre.- Bye now. Look at that, that's a winner, isn't it?

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- That's a winner. - I've only got seven more of those.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?

0:32:22 > 0:32:26The name of the purple dinosaur, it was almost Swapshop backwards.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28It's Posh Paws, was the answer to that.

0:32:28 > 0:32:3110 points. There are some gasps of recognition there.

0:32:31 > 0:32:35The band he formed with Keith Chegwin and Manny Philbin was Brown Sauce.

0:32:35 > 0:32:38That would have scored you seven points.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41And the county in which he was born, he's an Essex boy, Noel.

0:32:41 > 0:32:43It would have scored you 12.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Thanks very much. OK, here comes your second question.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48Julie and Andrew, you have to win this one to stay in the game,

0:32:48 > 0:32:51so best of luck. It concerns...

0:32:56 > 0:32:59One word film titles made by chemical symbols, Richard.

0:32:59 > 0:33:01We're going to show you some chemical elements

0:33:01 > 0:33:04and if you take all of their chemical symbols and add them together,

0:33:04 > 0:33:06you get a one-word film title.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08And there's five sets here,

0:33:08 > 0:33:11so can you tell us the names of any of these, please?

0:33:11 > 0:33:15OK, let's reveal our one-word film titles made up of chemical symbols.

0:33:15 > 0:33:17And here they are.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39I'll read those again.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01I was going to give you a month to confer.

0:34:01 > 0:34:02Jim and Ben.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05You will go first this time.

0:34:12 > 0:34:13Where are you going?

0:34:13 > 0:34:15I mean, carbon and hydrogen.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17That's like...

0:34:19 > 0:34:23- CH...- I was never very good at chemistry at school.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25But I think I might have one.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27The third one down -

0:34:27 > 0:34:28carbon, hydrogen, iodine,

0:34:28 > 0:34:30carbon, silver, oxygen.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33Fargo.

0:34:33 > 0:34:37Fargo. OK, Fargo, say Jim and Ben, Fargo.

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Now, Julie and Andrew, do you want to talk us

0:34:39 > 0:34:41through as much of the board as you can?

0:34:41 > 0:34:44- Oh, that would be all right! - That won't take long.

0:34:44 > 0:34:49- Oh!- The one at the top, if it could be U and P, it might be Up.

0:34:49 > 0:34:53The second one might be Titanic. I don't know if there's maybe...

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Shall we just go for the top one and just say Up

0:34:56 > 0:35:00and see if maybe U and then P and just leave it at that?

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Shall we do that?- OK.- Let's go for the top one and go for Up.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06You're going to say Up for the top one.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10So we have Fargo for the middle one and we have Up for the top one.

0:35:10 > 0:35:12Jim and Ben said Fargo. Let's see if that's right.

0:35:12 > 0:35:14Let's see how many people said Fargo.

0:35:17 > 0:35:18- Oh!- Oh!

0:35:20 > 0:35:24Sadly, not Fargo. Julie and Andrew have said Up for the top one.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Let's see if that's right.

0:35:26 > 0:35:28It just has to be right for you to win the point.

0:35:30 > 0:35:34- And it is!- Oh!- Very well done indeed.- I can't believe it.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Look at that, 17 for Up.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Excellent performance from Balamory there.

0:35:43 > 0:35:47- It brings you back into the game after two questions.- It's 1-1.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50- Well worked out, Andrew. That's terrific work.- That's amazing.

0:35:50 > 0:35:51Not Fargo -

0:35:51 > 0:35:53you're right it ends in an O, but if we go through the letters,

0:35:53 > 0:36:01carbon is C, hydrogen H, iodine I, carbon C, silver is AG - Chicago.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04- Chicago. - Would have scored 24 points.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07As I say, full marks for the question-setters here.

0:36:07 > 0:36:09Let's look at the bottom one as well, which is even better.

0:36:09 > 0:36:16PO, plus CA, plus HO, plus N, plus TA, plus S is Pocahontas...

0:36:16 > 0:36:20- That's brilliant.- ..in chemical symbols. 21 points for that.

0:36:20 > 0:36:25Er, the second one, tin is SN,

0:36:25 > 0:36:27then AT, then C, then H.

0:36:27 > 0:36:28It's Snatch.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31Would have scored you 10.

0:36:31 > 0:36:38And the fourth one, S, plus H, plus RE, plus K

0:36:38 > 0:36:39is Shrek.

0:36:39 > 0:36:43And that's the best answer up there, 8 points.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45That is a brilliant round.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48- That took someone a long time to think up.- Yes, didn't it just?

0:36:48 > 0:36:51- But now we've done it, wouldn't it be fun to do that again?- No.- No.

0:36:51 > 0:36:55No, it would, it would. Anyway, we're not, we're not going to.

0:36:55 > 0:36:57Here comes your third question. This is the decider.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Whoever wins this one goes through to the final

0:36:59 > 0:37:01and plays for that jackpot for their charity.

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Best of luck, both pairs. It concerns...

0:37:06 > 0:37:09- Yes!- Reptiles! Richard?

0:37:09 > 0:37:12We are going to show you five pictures of reptiles now,

0:37:12 > 0:37:14which will be nice, but we've left out all

0:37:14 > 0:37:16the letters of their name except the first and the last.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19Can you fill the gaps and tell us which is the most obscure?

0:37:19 > 0:37:21The team that does is going through to play for the jackpot,

0:37:21 > 0:37:23so best of luck to both teams.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26OK, let's reveal our five reptiles and here they are. We have got...

0:37:45 > 0:37:47There we are. Five reptiles.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50Now, Julie and Andrew, you will go first this time.

0:37:50 > 0:37:53I know C. Seven...

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Which one do you want to go for, then?

0:37:57 > 0:37:59THEY WHISPER

0:38:06 > 0:38:08OK, I kind of think I know E,

0:38:08 > 0:38:09but I'm not 100%,

0:38:09 > 0:38:12so I'm going to have do C,

0:38:12 > 0:38:15- Komono dragon.- Komono dragon.

0:38:15 > 0:38:22Komono dragon, say Julie and Andrew. Jim and Ben, the board is yours.

0:38:22 > 0:38:24We think it might be Komodo dragon

0:38:24 > 0:38:26rather than Komono...

0:38:27 > 0:38:29..so can we say Komodo dragon?

0:38:29 > 0:38:31You're going to say Komodo dragon,

0:38:31 > 0:38:33yes, you're perfectly welcome to do that.

0:38:33 > 0:38:36So, Julie and Andrew have gone from Komono dragon.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40- JULIE SOBS - Let's see if Komono dragon is right.

0:38:42 > 0:38:46- No.- Sorry.- No, I'm afraid Komono dragon isn't right,

0:38:46 > 0:38:49which means, Jim and Ben, you merely have to be right with Komodo dragon

0:38:49 > 0:38:52and you'll be going through to the final and playing for that jackpot.

0:38:52 > 0:38:54Let's find out. Are you right?

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Yep, well done.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01And Komodo dragon goes down to 54.

0:39:01 > 0:39:05There we are, but all it had to be was right. Very well done.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09Horrible Histories through to the final, 2-1, after three questions.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11Yeah, that's unlucky, Julie,

0:39:11 > 0:39:14and that was brutal from the Horrible History boys, wasn't it?

0:39:14 > 0:39:16But you've got to do it, you've got to do it.

0:39:16 > 0:39:20Yes, they can reach three metres in length and 13 stone, Komodo dragons.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22They're capable of killing water buffalo.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Now, let's go through the rest of this board.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26A is the king cobra, very big score,

0:39:26 > 0:39:29though, would have scored you 91 points.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31We'll leave B for a moment,

0:39:31 > 0:39:32because it's the best answer.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34D, you might have been able to fill

0:39:34 > 0:39:36in the gaps here. It's an iguana.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38It's a desert iguana, but well done

0:39:38 > 0:39:40if you said that. 14 points.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42And the last one

0:39:42 > 0:39:43is a saltwater crocodile.

0:39:46 > 0:39:47Would have scored 27.

0:39:47 > 0:39:49Now this second one, it's a lizard

0:39:49 > 0:39:50we can work that out.

0:39:50 > 0:39:51It gets its name from...

0:39:51 > 0:39:53It sits up and looks up at the sky all the time

0:39:53 > 0:39:55and it's called a sungazer lizard

0:39:55 > 0:39:58So well done if you said that at home, no points at all,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00pointless answer, that one.

0:40:00 > 0:40:03There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round is

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- the Balamory team.- Aw-w!

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Julie and Andrew, it's been lovely having you on the show.

0:40:10 > 0:40:14You been superb all the way through and just lovely people as well.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17It's been great having you here. Thank you so much for playing.

0:40:17 > 0:40:18- Julie and Andrew, thank you. - Thank you.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20APPLAUSE

0:40:21 > 0:40:25But, Jim and Ben, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32Congratulations, Jim and Ben. You fought off all the competition

0:40:32 > 0:40:35and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:40:41 > 0:40:44- Ah-h!- You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:40:44 > 0:40:48At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at the £2,500.

0:40:51 > 0:40:55Well, Messrs, Howick, Willbond, the Horrible Histories team,

0:40:55 > 0:40:57you've done so well. Well, as always,

0:40:57 > 0:41:01you get to choose your category from the four we put up on the board.

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Let's hope there's at least one up there you like the look of.

0:41:04 > 0:41:05Best of luck.

0:41:05 > 0:41:06We've got...

0:41:14 > 0:41:20- Wow!- Well, the... top one I'm keen on.- Yeah.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22If you're really confident with Guitar Heroes,

0:41:22 > 0:41:24then we should do that

0:41:24 > 0:41:27cos I could embarrass myself very nastily

0:41:27 > 0:41:32- on Classic Mythology In The Movies. Have a go, Jim.- OK, Guitar Heroes.

0:41:32 > 0:41:36- Yes, try that.- You're going to go with Guitar Heroes.- Yes.- Yes.

0:41:36 > 0:41:38OK, very best of luck, here are your three options.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40We're looking for any UK top 40 single

0:41:40 > 0:41:42by Mark Knopfler or Dire Straits,

0:41:42 > 0:41:46we're looking for any UK top 40 singles by Eric Clapton

0:41:46 > 0:41:49or by Derek And The Dominoes or by Cream, he was a member of both bands,

0:41:49 > 0:41:51or we're looking for any top 40 single by Jimi Hendrix or

0:41:51 > 0:41:53The Jimi Hendrix Experience.

0:41:53 > 0:41:57So Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits, Eric Clapton, Derek And The Dominoes and

0:41:57 > 0:42:00Cream, or Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix Experience, top 40 UK singles.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Very best of luck.- OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:42:03 > 0:42:06to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot

0:42:06 > 0:42:08for your respective charities

0:42:08 > 0:42:10is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:42:10 > 0:42:13- Are you ready?- I think so.- Yes, sir.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18- There they are, your time starts now.- Talk to me, Jim.

0:42:18 > 0:42:25- Well, I think I can do a Cream single.- Yes, which is?- Er...

0:42:25 > 0:42:30- Well, there's a few.- OK.- But the one I'm thinking about is Badge.- Great.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33- Sounds good. - And Jimi Hendrix, I think...

0:42:35 > 0:42:40You've got your Hey Joes, you've got your Purple Hazes, erm...

0:42:40 > 0:42:46- But I'm going to go with... - Just reach, reach really deep.

0:42:46 > 0:42:50Yeah. Crosstown Traffic and All Along The Watchtower.

0:42:50 > 0:42:53Actually, no, I'm not going to go with All Along The Watchtower,

0:42:53 > 0:42:57I'm going to go Crosstown Traffic and The Wind Cries Mary.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00Actually, no, I'm not. I'm going to go back to Cream.

0:43:00 > 0:43:04I'm going to do another Jimi Hendrix and say Crosstown Traffic

0:43:04 > 0:43:06and Cream...

0:43:10 > 0:43:12..I Feel Free.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16- Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. - I feel nervous.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18LAUGHTER

0:43:18 > 0:43:19Your minute is now up.

0:43:19 > 0:43:22I'd love to know what your three answers are going to be.

0:43:22 > 0:43:25They are the Eric Clapton singles which are the two

0:43:25 > 0:43:29- Cream tracks which are Badge... - Badge.

0:43:29 > 0:43:32- ..and I Feel Free...- I Feel Free.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34..and then the Jimi Hendrix single would be

0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Crosstown Traffic. - Crosstown Traffic.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless

0:43:39 > 0:43:41answer, do you think?

0:43:41 > 0:43:46- I think Badge.- Badge we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

0:43:46 > 0:43:50- I Feel Free.- I Feel Free and then Crosstown Traffic in the middle, OK.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52- Yeah.- OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, then,

0:43:52 > 0:43:54and here they are. We've got...

0:44:00 > 0:44:03Well, very, very best of luck. Three excellent answers up there.

0:44:03 > 0:44:04Now your first answer was I Feel Free.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07You thought this was probably the least likely to be pointless,

0:44:07 > 0:44:09but remember only one of them has to be pointless

0:44:09 > 0:44:11for you to win that jackpot for your charity.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13Incidentally, what are your charities, Jim?

0:44:13 > 0:44:15The charity for both of us, actually,

0:44:15 > 0:44:17is Great Ormond Street Hospital.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19We visited many times and we've seen

0:44:19 > 0:44:22first-hand the work they do, so, yes.

0:44:22 > 0:44:27An excellent charity there, Jim and Ben. Very well done indeed.

0:44:27 > 0:44:28Needs no introduction of course.

0:44:28 > 0:44:30APPLAUSE

0:44:30 > 0:44:33Let's hope at least one of these three excellent answers wins

0:44:33 > 0:44:35the jackpot for Great Ormond Street.

0:44:35 > 0:44:38I Feel Free, as I say, was your first answer in this case.

0:44:38 > 0:44:41It's a Cream single, but, yes, is under the Eric Clapton banner.

0:44:41 > 0:44:43Let's see if it's right. Let's see if it's pointless.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46If it's both of those things, you will win £2,500 for your charity.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48Let's find out how many people said I Feel Free.

0:44:50 > 0:44:53It's right. If this goes all the way down to 0,

0:44:53 > 0:44:57you will leave here with that jackpot for your charities.

0:44:57 > 0:44:59It's going down through the teens

0:44:59 > 0:45:01into single fingers, still going down,

0:45:01 > 0:45:02down it goes, still going down...

0:45:02 > 0:45:04- Oh, no, 1.- No!

0:45:04 > 0:45:06What?

0:45:06 > 0:45:08Oh! Unbelievable.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11Oh, no.

0:45:11 > 0:45:14I was drawing breath to say, "You've done it," I thought you had done it,

0:45:14 > 0:45:18but no, 1, that's fine, that's good, that's a very respectable answer.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20Your second answer, Crosstown Traffic. In this case,

0:45:20 > 0:45:23we were looking for Jimi Hendrix or Jimi Hendrix Experience singles.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Let's find out if it's right, then let's find out if it's pointless.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29If it is, it will win you £2,500 for your charity.

0:45:29 > 0:45:31How many people said Crosstown Traffic?

0:45:36 > 0:45:40It's right. Well, I Feel Free took us all the way down to 1.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44Crosstown Traffic now takes us down through the 20s into the teens

0:45:44 > 0:45:46into single fingers, still going down, down it goes...

0:45:46 > 0:45:48- 4.- Oh, Jim, Jim, Jim.

0:45:52 > 0:45:56OK...just shake it out there.

0:45:56 > 0:45:59Everything is now riding on your third

0:45:59 > 0:46:00and final answer which was Badge.

0:46:00 > 0:46:02It has to be right, then it has to be pointless.

0:46:02 > 0:46:04If it's both of those things,

0:46:04 > 0:46:06you will leave with £2,500 for your charity.

0:46:06 > 0:46:08How many people said Badge?

0:46:14 > 0:46:15Well, it's right as well.

0:46:15 > 0:46:20I Feel Free, your first answer, took us all the way down to 1.

0:46:20 > 0:46:22Your second answer Crosstown Traffic took us down to 4.

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Badge now taking us down through the single...

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Oh, no!

0:46:26 > 0:46:29Wow! Oh-h!

0:46:32 > 0:46:36Oh, I'm sorry, I was convinced you were going to win that

0:46:36 > 0:46:37and you knew so many answers there.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40Well, we'll discover if any of those were right.

0:46:40 > 0:46:43Unfortunately, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:46:43 > 0:46:45which means you didn't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:46:45 > 0:46:48However, as it is a celebrity special

0:46:48 > 0:46:50and each celebrity is playing for a charity,

0:46:50 > 0:46:53we're going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair

0:46:53 > 0:46:56for their respective charities, so there you are.

0:46:56 > 0:46:58APPLAUSE

0:46:58 > 0:47:01We really have loved having you on the show

0:47:01 > 0:47:04and you get to take home a Pointless trophy, so there you are.

0:47:04 > 0:47:05Yeah, fantastic.

0:47:05 > 0:47:07You were brilliant, guys, you really were and 1, 4 and 5

0:47:07 > 0:47:09in the jackpot round is terrific stuff. Well played.

0:47:09 > 0:47:12Hopefully, none of these singles will ring a bell.

0:47:12 > 0:47:15I'll go through all the different answers in the different categories.

0:47:15 > 0:47:17First of all, Mark Knopfler and Dire Straits.

0:47:17 > 0:47:19Darling Pretty is a Mark Knopfler single,

0:47:19 > 0:47:21the other three all '80s hits for Dire Straits,

0:47:21 > 0:47:22Skateaway, So Far Away,

0:47:22 > 0:47:26Your Latest Trick, also Boom, Like That was a pointless answer there.

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Now, let's look at Eric Clapton and Cream.

0:47:28 > 0:47:31You could have had Bad Love, Behind The Mask,

0:47:31 > 0:47:34Love Can Build A Bridge he released with a bunch of other people,

0:47:34 > 0:47:36Strange Brew was a pointless answer for Cream singles.

0:47:36 > 0:47:39You also could have had Circus, Comin' Home, It's Probably Me,

0:47:39 > 0:47:42My Father's Eyes, Promises, Runaway Train and Wrapping Paper

0:47:42 > 0:47:45and Swing Low, Sweet Chariot as well, a pointless answer.

0:47:45 > 0:47:47Well done if you said any of those at home and Jimi Hendrix,

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Burning Of The Midnight Lamp, Gypsy Eyes,

0:47:49 > 0:47:52Johnny B. Goode and Remember. The ones that you gave us,

0:47:52 > 0:47:54you went through a lot of his bigger songs,

0:47:54 > 0:47:57All Along The Watchtower would have scored you 14, Hey Joe would have

0:47:57 > 0:48:00scored you 10 and The Wind Cries Mary would have scored you 3 points.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03Thanks very much, Richard. Unfortunately, we have to say

0:48:03 > 0:48:05goodbye to you, Jim and Ben. We have loved having you on the show.

0:48:05 > 0:48:08It's been absolutely fantastic and you've done such a great job,

0:48:08 > 0:48:10so very, very well done. Jim and Ben, everyone.

0:48:10 > 0:48:11APPLAUSE

0:48:14 > 0:48:16Join us next time when we'll be putting

0:48:16 > 0:48:19more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:48:19 > 0:48:21- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.

0:48:21 > 0:48:23..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.