0:00:21 > 0:00:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to
0:00:27 > 0:00:30this special theatrical edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33the show where the aim of the game is to avoid the obvious
0:00:33 > 0:00:34and find the obscure.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41APPLAUSE
0:00:41 > 0:00:43And couple number one.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Hello, I'm Clive Mantle and I'm the youngest of the long,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48grey-haired juvenile leads on the show tonight.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hi, I'm Connie Fisher.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm a musical theatre actress,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55best known for playing Maria in The Sound of Music.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02And couple number two.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Hello, I'm Les Dennis, and I have just finished playing King Arthur
0:01:06 > 0:01:10in Monty Python's Spamalot, so consequently, I look down on him.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I'm Warwick Davis. I play Patsy, his manservant.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I know my place.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22And couple number three.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27Hello, I'm David Bradley, and I'm currently available for panto.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29LAUGHTER
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hello, I'm Simon Williams.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm playing the part of Simon Williams tonight,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36best known for playing Captain James in Upstairs, Downstairs.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37A long time ago.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And finally, couple number four.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I'm Bill Kenwright, I'm a theatre and film producer
0:01:46 > 0:01:49and I support the team that plays in blue and white in Liverpool.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Everton.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Hello, I'm Jenny Seagrove, I'm an actress.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I run the charity I'm trying to raise money for
0:01:57 > 0:01:59and I'm an Everton supporter!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05And these are today's contestants. Thanks, all of you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07We'll find out more about you throughout the show
0:02:07 > 0:02:09as it goes along, so that just leaves one more person
0:02:09 > 0:02:11for me to introduce - a man so clever,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13he understood the end of Lost.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15If there's a more obscure reference than that today,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17he's bound to be impressed.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Hiya. Hi, everybody. CHEERING
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Hiya. Good evening. - Good evening to you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27- This is fun.- Isn't it?!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29But more importantly, not just fun,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I think there's a proper business proposition for us this evening.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Oh, yeah?- We talk a lot about doing a Pointless film.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37We talk about that a lot, and Denzel Washington's
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- going to play me and various people are up for your role, but...- Yeah.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43..we've got Bill Kenwright here,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45who's one of the greatest producers in West End history.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'm going to call him an impresario.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- That all right? You mind if I call you that?- That's good, yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52What about Pointless, The Musical?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Don't you think? In the West End?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57We did talk about this with Sir Tim Rice when he was on.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00He's going to write it, but he's not going to put it on.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02We need someone who's going to produce the thing.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Exactly.- Tim Rice writing it, Bill producing it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You and I can do the music. Ahem...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- We'd be good doing the music. - We would be ace. Yeah.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12You could play you, cos you're a good singer.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Or Hugh Bonneville could. I know he's available.- That's better.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Hugh Bonneville as you. Les or Warwick as me.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21LAUGHTER
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I think we've got a little hit on our hands, don't you?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I think we have certainly got something on our hands. Yes.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31We've asked every question on Pointless
0:03:31 > 0:03:32to 100 people before the show.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41As today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:44 > 0:03:49we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50There we are.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52APPLAUSE
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02OK, remember, the pair with the highest score will be eliminated
0:04:02 > 0:04:04at the end of the round and there is to be no conferring.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Our first category today is...
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Words. Can you decide in your pairs who will go first and second?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30..as they could.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Words ending in A-I-L. Richard.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34We're looking for any word that has its own entry
0:04:34 > 0:04:36in the Oxford Dictionary of English which ends A-I-L.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Please, as always, no hyphenated words or abbreviations,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41or proper nouns, anything like that.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Just any word ending in A-I-L.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45There are plenty on the list, so very, very best of luck.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Connie and Clive, you all drew lots before the show
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and today, you're going to go first.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Connie, welcome to Pointless.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53It's lovely to have you here.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I suppose most people know you from
0:04:55 > 0:04:57The Sound of Music, playing Maria.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59And that was seven years ago, when I won the show.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Get out of town! Seven years?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- I've got grey hairs now! - You have not!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06You've strayed into television.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08You've been on Casualty, haven't you?
0:05:08 > 0:05:13I have, I was on Casualty last year, playing Amanda.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14And that was great fun.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I returned, and then she went to live in the Wirral.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19How did you find it? Compared to being on stage, what's it like?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- It's so different... - It's a doss, isn't it?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Telly acting, I mean, really.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I trained as a musical theatre actress
0:05:25 > 0:05:26at Mountview Academy in London,
0:05:26 > 0:05:28and working on TV was a whole new world,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31so it's a real skill in itself.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34But I now also run the Connie Fisher Academy, for musical theatre,
0:05:34 > 0:05:38so that's quite a new venture for me, as well. So I'm also a teacher!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Very exciting! How many people have you got?- Gosh, about 30 in April,
0:05:42 > 0:05:45around Easter, and then in the summer, as well.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48OK, now, Connie, we need a word ending A-I-L.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Wow, OK. All of a sudden, I get on here and I can't spell.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Curtail.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57What a lovely answer.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Oh, she's good. Connie said curtail.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Let's see if it's right. If it is,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03let's see how many of our 100 people said curtail.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Oh, it's right!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It's right. That's the first thing I should have said.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Well done for that.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11But look at it. Down it goes!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Still going down. Wow!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Well done!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Seven for curtail, Connie.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Very well played, Connie.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Curtail, as in, "The Pointless Musical was curtailed
0:06:23 > 0:06:26"after three performances due to poor ticket sales."
0:06:26 > 0:06:28LAUGHTER
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Now, Les and Warwick, who wants to go first?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I'm going to go first.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You're going to go first.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37You've just, literally just, finished being the King...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- We finished last week.- Wow!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I finished playing King Arthur and had a great time with Warwick.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Didn't we have a good time?- We did. Best job I've ever had, I think.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Yeah. It's just a joy to do, such a great show to do.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Then your other great triumph this year,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52you were runner-up in Celebrity MasterChef.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- I was, absolutely. - You were so good in that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Thank you! Eventually! I started off badly,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59with the bread-and-butter pudding, but I got better.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Now, Les, words ending A-I-L.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Yeah. I've got a couple, but I'm going to risk it, because I know
0:07:07 > 0:07:10this is a French word, but I think it is an English word as well.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Travail.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Travail, says Les. Let's see if it's right,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15let's see how many of our 100 people said travail.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18It is right. Very well done, Les.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Well, Connie scored seven, with curtail.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Travail passes at six!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Great score, Les.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Yeah, to engage in painful or laborious effort is travail.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Much as Act Three of
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Pointless The Musical might be described.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, it drags a little at the moment, doesn't it?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Yeah, don't worry. - But, yeah, terrific start.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Six and seven on those first two podiums.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Simon.- Hello.- Welcome.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Welcome back, I should say, to Pointless. You were on last time.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- You didn't cover yourself in glory last time.- I was robbed!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- LAUGHTER - I was playing with Colin Baker,
0:08:00 > 0:08:01who didn't really serve...
0:08:01 > 0:08:05No, I messed up. I messed up. It has to be faced.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Most recently been on stage in Chariots Of Fire.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Not running, I have to...
0:08:09 > 0:08:12No, you were the Master of Caius College.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15A more sedate role. When did that finish?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16That finished earlier in the year
0:08:16 > 0:08:18and it was the happiest company ever.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22You couldn't believe it, to have 20 people running round
0:08:22 > 0:08:24the old theatre, the old Gielgud, it was wonderful.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Now, then, Simon.- Yes.- We want an answer from you. Look at the scores.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33They're tending in a direction. It's down. Seven, six, and then you.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Yes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41I want to go with avail.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Avail, says Simon.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44OK, let's see if that's right,
0:08:44 > 0:08:47let's see how many of our 100 people said avail.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50It's right!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Seven! Well done, Simon.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01There or thereabouts.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Seven, pretty good.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Very well played, Simon.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yeah, as in, "We'll draw 'avail' over the reviews
0:09:06 > 0:09:08"for the first night of Pointless The Musical."
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Yeah.- No, not that avail at all.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Jenny,
0:09:13 > 0:09:16one of our most acclaimed theatre actresses.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- You are a stalwart of the West End.- I love it.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22It all started off with Local Hero. What an excellent film that was.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25It was also joyous to make. Absolutely joyous.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Beautiful film to make.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- How long were you based up there? - Oh, a couple of months.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Couple of months.- But one of the scenes was so cold,
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I had to reshoot it, cos I came out blue. Yeah.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- Only in one scene?- I was swimming in the North Atlantic in May
0:09:39 > 0:09:41and we had to literally reshoot cos I was blue with cold.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44When you came out blue, was that the first time Bill thought,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46- "Hang on a minute..."? - Probably, yes. Probably.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49"There's an Evertonian here!"
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Now then, Jenny, A-I-L.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53A word ending A-I-L.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56OK, it's a risk, because it might not be allowed.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59But if it is allowed, it might be a good one,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01so I'm going to go Shakespearean
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- and say wassail.- Wassail.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Let's find out if wassail is correct
0:10:05 > 0:10:07and let's see how many people said it.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Look at that. - Made me wait for it.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Well, six is our lowest score so far,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16with travail.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Eight for wassail!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Aww!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Eight for wassail.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Yeah, it's essentially a spiced wine, or spiced ale.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Thanks very much indeed.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33The best score of that pass was yours, Les. Very well done.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Six, putting you and Warwick in
0:10:35 > 0:10:36a very strong position
0:10:36 > 0:10:37at this stage. Up to seven,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40where we find Connie, Clive and Simon and David.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Then, eight, where we find Jenny and Bill.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Bill, you don't need me to tell you, it's very close.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48We need a nice low score from you, if you're to survive.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49We'll come back down the line.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Second players, please step up to the podium.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57OK, now, Bill. We are looking for words ending in A-I-L.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01But before that, shall we take a trip down memory lane?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I did a play for Bill, what, 11 years ago?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I think it got the worst reviews...
0:11:06 > 0:11:08In history!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- ..I have literally ever, ever seen. - Really? What was it?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13It was in the Evening Standard...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yeah, he didn't like it, did he?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17..and it started off with,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21"This is possibly my worst experience ever in the theatre."
0:11:21 > 0:11:23And then it went downhill from there, didn't it?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Oh, that was the nice bit.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Was it your West End debut?- It was!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29It was my West End debut. Yes. And, so far, my only West End appearance.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31But...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Until Pointless, The Musical, Bill.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I remember Bill coming to our dressing room,
0:11:35 > 0:11:38telling us about this new youngster he'd found called Wayne Rooney.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- That was exciting.- Absolutely right.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Ten years ago.- Very exciting indeed.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Now he's in Sound of Music, isn't he? He's very good.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- LAUGHTER - As Liesl.- Yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- He's terrific. - Now, Bill, what will you go for?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Can I think aloud?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- No, cos you'll give answers away to other people.- Um...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Derail.- Derail. No red line for you,
0:11:59 > 0:12:01as you are the high scorers. Let's hope derail
0:12:01 > 0:12:03goes down as far as possible.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Let's see how many of our 100 people said derail.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09It's right.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Not bad at all, Bill! Ten!
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Ten takes your total
0:12:19 > 0:12:21up to 18.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23A train or tram leaving the tracks accidentally.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Very well played. - Thanks very much, indeed.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Now, David, welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Now, you have a CV that is just... When I go back and
0:12:33 > 0:12:36show my kids, they're going to be so impressed.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Obviously, we've got Broadchurch, Harry Potter,
0:12:39 > 0:12:43World's End, Hot Fuzz, Game of Thrones.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45And, of course, an acclaimed theatre actor, as well.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Which do you prefer? Theatre or telly or film?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Well, I like the variation.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I'm enjoying doing more screen work, lately,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56but I think most actors would say
0:12:56 > 0:13:00they prefer what we call... shouting in the evenings.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01LAUGHTER
0:13:01 > 0:13:06And the most fun is playing a variety of characters.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10The fact that I play them all the same is beside the point.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12LAUGHTER
0:13:12 > 0:13:18But it is the variety and the tragicomic roles which are the best.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Very good. Now, David, we can't put the moment off any further.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23We need a word ending A-I-L.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26It's been a very low scoring round,
0:13:26 > 0:13:27but we have a high scorer.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Bill and Jenny are our high scorers over there on 18.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33If you can score ten or less,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36you are definitely through to the next round.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm going to have a go at...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40entrail.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Entrail.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Entrail, says David. There's your red line, David.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46If you get below that with entrail,
0:13:46 > 0:13:48you're through to the next round, for sure.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Let's see how many of our 100 people said entrail.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Surely?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I'm really sorry. I have no idea why,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03but I'm really sorry.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05100 points. Richard, why?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07One of those rare words
0:14:07 > 0:14:09that only exists as a plural. Entrails, I'm afraid.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- Oh!- You wouldn't think it, would you?
0:14:12 > 0:14:13- Oh, no.- Isn't that extraordinary?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- BILL:- That's horrible. - Oh, that's horrible.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- JENNY:- Can we start again, please?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19That's eviscerating, isn't it?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Wow!- That's awful.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23OK, now, Warwick...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Yes.- Welcome to the show.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29So were you in Spamalot exactly the same amount of time as Les,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31or were you when it a bit longer? Did you overlap?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35I was in it slightly less time than Les was. But, yeah,
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I had a ball, actually. It was my West End debut.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40And I just absolutely loved it.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42The audiences were fantastic.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45We just had fantastic material anyway in the show.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Monty Python have written such great stuff.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And I hadn't really done any singing on stage, either.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53So I was a little out of my comfort zone.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57How was the voice? Did you find you were battling it, or...?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I worked with a great MD, who had faith in me.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I was like, "I'm not a singer." He was like, "You can do it."
0:15:03 > 0:15:05And if you have that confidence, that's all you need.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08If you just go out there and take that leap of faith and do it,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- you can surprise yourself. - Wonderful. Listen, Warwick,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- words ending A-I-L. - I'm going to go with something
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- fairly appropriate to Les and I at the moment. Grail.- Ah!- Grail.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Let's see if that's right, and if it is,
0:15:20 > 0:15:21let's see how many of our 100 people...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23No red line for you, as you're already through.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27It's right.
0:15:31 > 0:15:3316.
0:15:35 > 0:15:3716 takes your total up to 22,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- but you were through anyhow. Well done.- Well played.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42As in the Holy Grail, and it's come to mean
0:15:42 > 0:15:44something which is eagerly pursued.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Clive. Clive.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50An award-winning...
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Actually, Lennie in Of Mice and Men,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55it's quite a good part to play to get awards.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57It is, yeah. Most people who play it
0:15:57 > 0:15:59get an award of some sort or another, yes.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01It was early on in my career.
0:16:01 > 0:16:041984. It's a long time ago.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's all been downhill since then, I'm afraid!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Well, you've been in The Ladykillers most recently.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Yes. On stage, most recently in The Ladykillers, yeah.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Anyhow, Clive, the great news is,
0:16:14 > 0:16:18you have to score 99 or less to stay in the game.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20I think you might just do that.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- OK, I'm going to go obvious with snail.- Snail.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Let's see if that's right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27If it is, let's see how many people said snail.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28There's your red line.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32There we are. Very well done.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Through you go to Round Two.
0:16:36 > 0:16:3819!
0:16:38 > 0:16:4019 takes your total up to 26.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Yes, took it very safely there at the end. Very well done.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48There's lots of pointless answers out there.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51There's lots of well-known words that are pointless answers.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- What was your...?- Taffrail.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- OK. Would have scored you one point.- No!- Yeah.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Really?- Taffrail?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Taffrail. Lots of pointless answers, and lots of them
0:17:01 > 0:17:03are the ones that are two words together.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Let's take a look at a few of them.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Fantail would have been a pointless answer.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Handrail, I didn't do, because I went for taffrail instead!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I thought handrail would be much more obvious.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I think people think handrail is two words.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19But it's not. Hightail would have been a pointless answer.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Hobnail is a pointless answer.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Mocktail, which is what squirrel bullies do...
0:17:24 > 0:17:26You could have had outsail,
0:17:26 > 0:17:29would have been a pointless answer.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Pigtail is a pointless answer.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Thumbnail and voicemail, as well.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36I thought of pigtail. I didn't do it,
0:17:36 > 0:17:38cos I thought it had a hyphen.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It's a risky one to go for, isn't it?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42If you needed a pointless answer,
0:17:42 > 0:17:43it might have been one to go for.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45There's a few others that were pointless.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47You could have had doornail, you could have had ducktail,
0:17:47 > 0:17:51foxtail, horntail, you could have had.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Webmail, swallowtail, springtail.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58But I have to say, entrail seems enormously unlucky to me.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Cruel, cruel.- Bad luck. - If ever there's a situation
0:18:00 > 0:18:04where someone has got to come back on the show, it's that.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm not having that being your only appearance. It's unacceptable.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Absolutely unacceptable.- You're on. - Definitely got to come back.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Well, thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15The pair leaving us at the end of the first round,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17with the high score - not that high - of 107,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I'm afraid it's David and Simon.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- Oh, Simon again!- Again!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23What is it with you?!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25It's you who's put the mockers on it!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28You'll just have to come back.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's been wonderful having you on the show.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Thank you for playing. David and Simon!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34CHEERING
0:18:36 > 0:18:39But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44So three pairs remain.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Sadly, we'll have to say goodbye to another pair
0:18:47 > 0:18:48at the end of this round.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I wouldn't like to say which pair that's going to be.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Do you know, we've played so many words rounds.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54I don't think we've ever had
0:18:54 > 0:18:56such a consistently low scoring round.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Very well done.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Fictional Characters.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Can you all decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17OK, and the question concerns...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Forbes Fictional 15 Rich List.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Don't panic. Don't panic.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Forbes magazine, every year, they do lots of rich lists.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33They do richest people in sport, richest people in television.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35One thing they also do, just for a bit of fun, they work out
0:19:35 > 0:19:38who would be the richest fictional character there's ever been.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Characters from novels, films, TV, that sort of thing.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42We'll just show you six descriptions of
0:19:42 > 0:19:45fictional characters on each pass, of someone who's been on that list.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You just have to tell us who fits that description, please.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51It's going to be six on each pass, 12 in all to have a go at at home.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Thanks very much, Richard.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Remember, we're looking for the characters on the
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Forbes Fictional 15 Rich List, described by these clues.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Here's our first board of six...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I will read those again, and I promise it'll be quicker.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57There we are.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Six characters who feature in the Forbes Fictional 15 Rich List.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Clive. Over to you. That's quite fun, isn't it?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07It is fun. Sadly, I only know two of them,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10and they're the most obvious ones.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12So I'm going to go with
0:21:12 > 0:21:13second from bottom,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Gene Hackman played Lex Luthor.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Lex Luthor, says Clive. Let's see if that's right,
0:21:18 > 0:21:21and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Lex Luthor.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25It's right.
0:21:28 > 0:21:2953.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Well, we'll discover how good a score that is. 53 for Lex Luthor.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Yeah, Lex Luthor, worth 4.7 billion, apparently,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43due to his many investments in new technologies.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46- Warwick.- Yes.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49What do you make of the board, Warwick?
0:21:49 > 0:21:50There's some obvious ones, to me,
0:21:50 > 0:21:54but then...are they the obvious ones to the 100 people you asked?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I don't think that people will know his full name,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02so I'm going to go for the character played by Robert Downey Jr.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Tony Stark.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Tony Stark. I think this is going to be a good score, Warwick.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tony Stark.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12It's right.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Passes 53.
0:22:16 > 0:22:1823. Very well done.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Well played, Warwick. He's got a net worth of 8.8 billion.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Firstly, from arms manufacturing, and then from energy projects.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Thanks very much indeed. Now, Jenny,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35you're the last person to have this board.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38If you wanted, you could talk us through it and fill in the blanks.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40No, no, no!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41My brain knows the top answer,
0:22:41 > 0:22:43but it won't bring it to me.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm really sorry, the only one I know is the most obvious one
0:22:46 > 0:22:49and it's going to get us a shedload of points,
0:22:49 > 0:22:51but I've got to say it, and it's Cruella de Vil.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Cruella de Vil. And that's...
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I have to ask you, which one is that?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- That's the Disney movie.- Indeed.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Sorry, Bill. Sorry.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04101 Dalmatians, Cruella de Vil, says Jenny.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Let's see if that's right and, if it is,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08let's see how many of our 100 people said Cruella de Vil.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13At least it's right.
0:23:13 > 0:23:1462. Not bad.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Not bad at all, Jenny. 62 for Cruella de Vil.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Not a terrible score. She's got a net worth of
0:23:21 > 0:23:23875 million, Cruella de Vil.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's fill in the rest of this board.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Jenny, I think you do know the top one...
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- I can't think of it.- Exactly.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- It's Jay Gatsby...- Thank you. - ..from The Great Gatsby.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35And that would have scored you 12 points.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37The Springfield Power Plant owner?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- Montgomery Burns.- It is.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Charles Montgomery Burns, C Montgomery Burns.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Montgomery Burns. 17 points.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44And there's a pointless answer there.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47The wealthy protector who features in the comic strip Little Orphan Annie?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- BILL:- Daddy Warbucks.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52What's his name, though? Full name. OW, we're looking for.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Owen?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57It's Oliver Warbucks.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Oliver Warbucks.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Very, very well done if you said that at home.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Thanks. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.
0:24:03 > 0:24:0523, the best score of that pass.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Well done, Les and Warwick,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09looking pretty strong.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Then up to 53, Clive and Connie.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14And you're not that far in front, Jenny. Only nine points ahead.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Jenny and Bill on 62.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17So, Bill, another low score from you
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- will be enough to keep you in the game.- Entrail.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22LAUGHTER
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Second players, please take your places at the podium.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Let's put six more clues up on the board, and here they are.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We have got...
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I'll read those all one last time.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32There we are. Bill, remember, we are looking for the character
0:25:32 > 0:25:35described by these clues, and you're going to try and find
0:25:35 > 0:25:38the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40You're the high scorers, on 62.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I think you probably know all of those, don't you?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45I know most of them, and I know the one I think
0:25:45 > 0:25:47will be the lowest score.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52But I'm going to go for Michael Douglas.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- And that was Gordon Gekko. - Gordon Gekko, says Bill.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56No red line for you,
0:25:56 > 0:25:57as you're the high scorers.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gordon Gekko.
0:26:07 > 0:26:1023. Well done, Bill.
0:26:10 > 0:26:1223. Takes your total up to 85.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Well played, Bill. Very strong answer there.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19He's worth 650 million, thanks to investments
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and his marriage to the daughter of a billionaire.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Thanks very much. Now, Les.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Yes.- We have a high score, which is 85.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30You want to score 61 or less
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- to get through to the head-to-head.- OK.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I know three of them.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38So I'm going to go for...
0:26:38 > 0:26:41the dragon that JRR Tolkien
0:26:41 > 0:26:43created in The Hobbit.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Smaug.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Smaug, says Les. Smaug. There's your red line.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50If you get below that, you are in the head-to-head.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Let's see how many of our 100 people said Smaug.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57It's right...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59You've done it! Very well done.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, it's a good answer. 11!
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Look at that! Les, very well done.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Les, 11 takes you up to 34.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09Well played, Les.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Les and Warwick are good, aren't they? That was a very good answer.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16He's worth 54.1 billion.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Point one?- Yeah. Largely as a result
0:27:19 > 0:27:21of marauding and stealing. LAUGHTER
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- That's where his fortune comes from, apparently.- OK.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28Thanks very much. Connie, 85 is the high score. You are on 53.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31So 31 or less. 31...
0:27:31 > 0:27:36- Listen, Smaug, 11.- That was awesome. - Talk us through the board.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Well, I've never seen Flash Gordon.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Obviously, Willy Wonka will score really highly, I think.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42So I'm going to go...
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Cos I'm not sure who you've asked, these 100 people.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47So they probably don't all watch video games.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49So they might not want to watch that film.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51So I'm going to go Lara Croft.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Lara Croft, says Connie. OK.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55There's your red line.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Lara Croft has to get you below that red line.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Lara Croft.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06It's right.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Still going down... Oh, no! 44.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- Sorry.- I'm sorry, Connie. 44 takes your total
0:28:12 > 0:28:15up to 97.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Sorry, Connie. It was good logic, though.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21But, yeah, plenty of people knew Lara Croft.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23Let's take a look at the rest of these.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27You were right about Willy Wonka, Connie.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29He would have scored you 66, though.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32So wouldn't have seen you through.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35The Emperor of the planet Mongo, anybody?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Ming the Merciless.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Ming the Merciless. Ming the Merciless.
0:28:40 > 0:28:41Would have scored you 18.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44The best answer there is the father-in-law of Peter Griffin,
0:28:44 > 0:28:45who is Carter Pewterschmidt.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47No chance.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Very well done if you said Carter Pewterschmidt at home.
0:28:50 > 0:28:53Two points. On this list, we've seen some very rich people,
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Smaug being the richest we've seen.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58Who do you think was top, the richest ever character?
0:28:58 > 0:29:01King Midas. That's a rubbish answer.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- He was real, of course.- Yeah.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06LAUGHTER
0:29:06 > 0:29:09It was, with a wealth of infinity,
0:29:09 > 0:29:11- it was Father Christmas.- Aww!
0:29:11 > 0:29:16It couldn't happen to a nicer fictional character.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19See, that's where I take objection to it.
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Because he's not fictional.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Oh, we know he's real.
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Well, we do know he's real, because
0:29:26 > 0:29:28he delivers presents to every child...
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- Exactly.- ..in the world.- Exactly.
0:29:30 > 0:29:35- If that's not real, what is? - What is?- There.
0:29:35 > 0:29:36Thanks very much indeed.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid the pair leaving us,
0:29:39 > 0:29:43with the not that high score, but the highest score of 97,
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- it's Connie and Clive.- Never mind.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48# Connie and Clive... # That's good, isn't it?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50It's been lovely having you on the show.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53I'm really sorry. Far too soon to be sending you away.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55But promise us you'll come back.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- Love to.- Thank you very much. - Please do. Thanks so much.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Connie and Clive! Lovely contestants.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02APPLAUSE
0:30:02 > 0:30:05But for the remaining two pairs, it's time for the head-to-head.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12Congratulations, Les, Warwick, Bill and Jenny.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15You're one step closer to the final and the chance to play for
0:30:15 > 0:30:17the jackpot, which currently stands at...
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- There we are. - AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:30:21 > 0:30:24Now, we have to decide who will go through to the final and play
0:30:24 > 0:30:27for that money, and to do that, you will now go head-to-head.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30But the big difference is, you are now allowed to confer.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32And the first pair to win two questions
0:30:32 > 0:30:35will be playing for that jackpot. Best of luck to both players.
0:30:35 > 0:30:36Let's play the head-to-head!
0:30:41 > 0:30:43OK, here comes your first question.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45And it concerns...
0:30:49 > 0:30:50Screen Kisses. Richard.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53We're going to show you five images now of on-screen kisses.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You have to tell us which films they are from, please.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Very best of luck.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01OK, let's reveal our five images, and here they come. We have got...
0:31:19 > 0:31:22There we are. Five screen kisses.
0:31:22 > 0:31:23Les and Warwick, you've played best
0:31:23 > 0:31:25throughout the show so far,
0:31:25 > 0:31:27- so you will go first. - OK.- What do you think?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29You're very good at this, Les,
0:31:29 > 0:31:31you are. But which one...
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- Remember to confer as quietly as possible.- OK.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35- I'm not going to say any answers. - OK, good.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40(D might be Move Over, Darling.)
0:31:40 > 0:31:41We only have to say
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- the name of the film.- Yeah.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44I'm going to go for D,
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Move Over, Darling.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Move Over, Darling,
0:31:48 > 0:31:50say Les and Warwick, for D.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53Bill and Jenny, the board is yours. Talk us through it.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- BILL:- First one is Shirley Anne Field
0:31:55 > 0:31:57and Michael Caine in Alfie.
0:31:57 > 0:31:58Second one, I think,
0:31:58 > 0:31:59is Leonardo DiCaprio
0:31:59 > 0:32:00and Claire Danes
0:32:00 > 0:32:02in Romeo + Juliet.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04I think D is Pillow Talk.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09And E is definitely The Graduate.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11We're both on D. But either way,
0:32:11 > 0:32:14if it's Move Over, Darling, they've got it wrong, we win anyway.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17- That's true.- So you could say we could play safe...- Oh, that's true.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19That's very true.
0:32:19 > 0:32:21Yeah. We'll go safe, then.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Shirley Anne Field
0:32:23 > 0:32:25and Michael Caine in Alfie.
0:32:25 > 0:32:26A - Alfie.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29So, Warwick and Les started by saying that
0:32:29 > 0:32:32D was Move Over, Darling. Let's find out if that's right.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34If it is, let's see how many people said Move Over, Darling.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- Oh!- Oh, bad luck, Les.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Now, Bill and Jenny,
0:32:41 > 0:32:44all you have to be is correct with your answer of A - Alfie.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Let's see if that's right
0:32:46 > 0:32:49and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Alfie.
0:32:49 > 0:32:50Is it correct? That's the key one.
0:32:53 > 0:32:55It IS correct! Very well done. You win the point.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Oh, that's low! Eight!
0:33:06 > 0:33:10Well done, Bill and Jenny. After one question, you are up 1-0.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Yeah, very well played. Tactically very well played, as well.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16If you had said Pillow Talk for D,
0:33:16 > 0:33:19that was right. Would have scored four points.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21A terrific answer. But Jenny was right.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24There's nothing to be gained from going for it.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26That's Doris Day and Rock Hudson, of course.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28B is Claire Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio,
0:33:28 > 0:33:30as you said, in Romeo + Juliet.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Slightly bigger score for that, though.
0:33:33 > 0:33:3534 points.
0:33:35 > 0:33:36Let's go down to E. I think
0:33:36 > 0:33:37you knew that one, as well.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39That's The Graduate.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Anne Bancroft and Dustin Hoffman.
0:33:41 > 0:33:42Not that many, actually.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Would have scored you 19 points.
0:33:44 > 0:33:46People didn't do brilliantly on this, out of our 100.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50Now, C, a film about John Keats and Fanny Brawne, and it was Bright Star.
0:33:50 > 0:33:51It was a pointless answer.
0:33:51 > 0:33:52Very well done to anybody
0:33:52 > 0:33:54who said that at home.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So here comes your second question.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Les and Warwick, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01Very best of luck.
0:34:01 > 0:34:03But Bill and Jenny will get to answer first this time.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05It concerns...
0:34:08 > 0:34:09CONTESTANTS LAUGH
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals. Richard.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14It's all very showbizzy this evening,
0:34:14 > 0:34:16- isn't it, for our theatrical special? - Yeah.- How about this?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19We're about to show you five titles of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals,
0:34:19 > 0:34:22but we'll only show you the number of letters in each word.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25So you'll see five titles of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals,
0:34:25 > 0:34:27but just the number of letters in each word.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Can you work out which is which? Best of luck.
0:34:30 > 0:34:31Thank you very much indeed.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34So let's reveal our five clues to Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals...
0:34:44 > 0:34:46I'll read those all one last time.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58Bill and Jenny, you will go first this time.
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- Phantom of the Opera.- Yeah.
0:35:01 > 0:35:04Joseph's not there.
0:35:04 > 0:35:05Evita's not there...
0:35:05 > 0:35:07Oh, oh, brain!
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Everyone's going to know
0:35:09 > 0:35:11- Phantom of the Opera.- Yeah. OK.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14We'll go for three,
0:35:14 > 0:35:16which is Sunset Boulevard.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Sunset Boulevard, say Bill and Jenny. Sunset Boulevard.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Now, Warwick, was that the one
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- you were going to say? - Yeah.- Yeah, it was.
0:35:24 > 0:35:27And the other one we know is much more obvious than that.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30- You can talk us through them, if you like.- Yeah, we only know
0:35:30 > 0:35:32one more at the moment,
0:35:32 > 0:35:35which I think a lot of people would have thought of.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37The first one, I'm trying to think of
0:35:37 > 0:35:40words that have two letters.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43- Yeah, that's hard, isn't it? - There's not many.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45So it should be easy, really, shouldn't it?
0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Yeah, I don't think we know. - Two, then.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50The Phantom of the Opera.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53The Phantom of the Opera, say Les and Warwick.
0:35:53 > 0:35:54So, Sunset Boulevard
0:35:54 > 0:35:57versus Phantom of the Opera. Bill and Jenny went with
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Sunset Boulevard. Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04Well, it's right.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Wow, six! Look at that!
0:36:10 > 0:36:11APPLAUSE
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- LES:- Well done.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Judging how hard we found it,
0:36:16 > 0:36:19that may not even be the lowest score on the board.
0:36:19 > 0:36:21But, anyway, let's find out what Les and Warwick score
0:36:21 > 0:36:24for Phantom of the Opera. The Phantom of the Opera.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28It's right.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32- Stop soon. - Oh, look at that! 46.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Well, very well done, Bill and Jenny.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41After only two questions, you're through to the final, 2-0.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Yes, very well played. Let's fill in the rest of this board, though.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47Bill and Jenny, do you know any more of those?
0:36:47 > 0:36:52- Evita.- Evita is the one with five, yes.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55That would have scored you 27 points. Do you know the bottom one?
0:36:55 > 0:36:58The obvious ones, like Love Never Dies, isn't there, Joseph.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Jesus Christ Superstar...
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Jesus Christ Superstar! - Jesus Christ Superstar
0:37:02 > 0:37:05is the bottom one. 5, 6, 9.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07That would have scored you 19 points.
0:37:07 > 0:37:11Now, the top one is a pointless answer. I got this only cos
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- we've done Andrew Lloyd Webber before.- By Jeeves?
0:37:14 > 0:37:17By Jeeves is the right answer, Jenny. Well played.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20It's a shame for Les and Warwick, they were great.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22I was just thinking, if only Les and Warwick
0:37:22 > 0:37:25knew a song about staying optimistic in the face of defeat!
0:37:25 > 0:37:26LAUGHTER
0:37:26 > 0:37:28Shall we sing it?
0:37:28 > 0:37:29- I don't know. - BILL:- Go on!
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- We will, then. - LES:- Five, six...
0:37:31 > 0:37:36# Always look on the bright side of life... #
0:37:36 > 0:37:39WHISTLING
0:37:39 > 0:37:43# ..Always look on the right side of life... #
0:37:43 > 0:37:46WHISTLING
0:37:46 > 0:37:48# ..If life seems jolly rotten
0:37:48 > 0:37:51# Then that's all we're doing. #
0:37:51 > 0:37:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:37:52 > 0:37:54CHEERING
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Oh, Les and Warwick, you have played so well!
0:37:59 > 0:38:02You have played a blinder the whole way through the show.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Lovely low scoring right from the off.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06It has been such a pleasure having you here.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08I'm so sorry we have to send you home now.
0:38:08 > 0:38:11You were so close. You were our lowest scoring pair as well.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Come back and play again, please. It's been such a pleasure.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17- Les and Warwick, wonderful contestants.- Thank you.
0:38:17 > 0:38:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:20 > 0:38:23But for Bill and Jenny, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Well, congratulations, Bill and Jenny.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31You've fought off all the competition
0:38:31 > 0:38:33and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42- Thrilled. - I don't quite know how we got here!
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Well, you now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:38:45 > 0:38:48for your nominated charities. At the end of today's show,
0:38:48 > 0:38:50the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Very, very best of luck. I'm not going to ask you what...
0:38:57 > 0:39:01Because there are lots of different areas that you both specialise in.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03As always, you will kick this round off by choosing the category
0:39:03 > 0:39:05you are going to be quizzed on.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Here are your four options. They are...
0:39:17 > 0:39:20I wouldn't know Belgium, other than Romelu Lukaku,
0:39:20 > 0:39:23who is the Belgian centre forward.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Monty Python would be a stretch for me,
0:39:26 > 0:39:30although I did co-produce Spamalot. Sporting Finals...
0:39:30 > 0:39:34If it is 1966... I'm not talking about
0:39:34 > 0:39:36when England won the World Cup, I'm talking about
0:39:36 > 0:39:39when Everton beat Sheffield Wednesday 3-2 in the FA Cup final,
0:39:39 > 0:39:44after being two goals down, with 23 minutes to go, and we won 3-2.
0:39:44 > 0:39:47- Mike Trebilcock scored two goals for us...- Yeah. OK.
0:39:47 > 0:39:50- There is an issue of the schedule, Bill!- Do you know what?
0:39:50 > 0:39:52I think we're going to go for Singers Called Michael.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Singers Called Michael. OK. Best of luck. Richard.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58OK, we are looking for any UK chart hit
0:39:58 > 0:40:00by any of the following Michaels, please.
0:40:00 > 0:40:04We are looking for any UK top 75 hit by...
0:40:13 > 0:40:17So any UK top 75 single by Michael Ball, Michael Buble,
0:40:17 > 0:40:20or Michael Bolton, leading up to October 2013.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22Very, very best of luck.
0:40:22 > 0:40:26OK. As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers
0:40:26 > 0:40:29and to win that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities,
0:40:29 > 0:40:32just one of those answers has to be pointless.
0:40:32 > 0:40:34The answers you give can come from any of these categories.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37How you spread them across the categories is entirely up to you.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39They could be all from the same category.
0:40:39 > 0:40:42They could all be Buble, or all be Bolton, or one Ball, one Bolton...
0:40:42 > 0:40:45You get the idea. Are you ready?
0:40:45 > 0:40:48- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Your time starts now.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54If only there were hits by Michael Holliday in the 1950s,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56we would have been quids in.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Michael Ball, I love him,
0:40:58 > 0:41:01but did he have any other hits other than Love Changes Everything?
0:41:01 > 0:41:05Michael Buble was Save The Last Dance For Me,
0:41:05 > 0:41:08which was brilliant, a single by him.
0:41:08 > 0:41:11And Michael Bolton...
0:41:11 > 0:41:17Oh... Did Michael Ball record Help Yourself,
0:41:17 > 0:41:21which he starts his act with?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27You notice there's no conferring, because I don't know any of those.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Did he record anything else from any other musicals?
0:41:30 > 0:41:32He did one quite recently.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34But did he get in the charts?
0:41:34 > 0:41:40Oh, oh, oh... Written by Leslie Bricusse and Andrew, called...
0:41:40 > 0:41:41Ten seconds left.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Oh... The Perfect Song.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50I bet that got into the charts.
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Do you want to go for it?- Yes. - OK, your time is now up.
0:41:52 > 0:41:53That was good timing.
0:41:53 > 0:41:57I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?
0:41:57 > 0:42:00- The Perfect Song...- The Perfect Song.- ..because it was a single.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- How Can I Live Without You... - How Can I Live Without You.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05- ..by Michael Bolton, but that was a hit, so...- One more.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07What's the most obscure one?
0:42:07 > 0:42:09There's one that Roy Orbison sang
0:42:09 > 0:42:11and it was covered by Michael Bolton.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13What was it? What was it?
0:42:13 > 0:42:17I'm going to go for Save The Last Dance For Me, Michael Buble.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Save The Last Dance For Me, from Michael Buble.
0:42:19 > 0:42:21So we've got one from each of them.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:42:24 > 0:42:28I think Perfect Song is either a yes or a no.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31- It either got into the charts or it didn't.- OK, we'll put that third.
0:42:31 > 0:42:33What is your least likely to be pointless?
0:42:33 > 0:42:37The least likely is Michael Bolton, because it was a big hit.
0:42:37 > 0:42:38How Can I Live Without You. We'll pop that first.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Let's put those up in the board in that order and here they are.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43We have got...
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Three good-looking answers up there.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53I don't think Save The Last Dance was a single.
0:42:53 > 0:42:54OK, well, very best of luck.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57Your first answer was How Can I Live Without You.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00You thought this was your least likely to win the jackpot.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02If you do win the jackpot with one of these answers,
0:43:02 > 0:43:03what are your charities?
0:43:03 > 0:43:07Mine is the Teenage Cancer Trust, which is a wonderful charity,
0:43:07 > 0:43:12set up my doctor, Adrian Whiteson, and his wife Myrna 20-odd years ago
0:43:12 > 0:43:17when they found that young teenagers, youngsters,
0:43:17 > 0:43:23were put into any ward with cancer, with middle-aged people,
0:43:23 > 0:43:26with elderly people, and they recognised the need
0:43:26 > 0:43:31and they set up this wonderful charity where hospitals give
0:43:31 > 0:43:34a newly built place to the teenagers, to coexist with
0:43:34 > 0:43:37each other and share their illness and their problem
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- and hopefully their happiness at the breakthrough.- Very good.
0:43:40 > 0:43:43APPLAUSE
0:43:45 > 0:43:48- And, Jenny? - My charity is Mane Chance Sanctuary.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50We are only two years old
0:43:50 > 0:43:55and we rescue horses who are being abandoned in their thousands.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58And we have got them at a sanctuary near Guildford
0:43:58 > 0:44:02and we look after them, re-home some of them, and we also,
0:44:02 > 0:44:05because some of them are beautiful and gentle, bring in some very
0:44:05 > 0:44:09sick children and some very disabled children so that they can interact.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- It's breathtaking.- Wonderful. - APPLAUSE
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Two excellent charities there. Very best of luck.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Let's hope at least one of those answers behind me is pointless
0:44:19 > 0:44:21and you can win that jackpot for those charities.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24The first answer you gave was How Can I Live Without You.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26In that case, it's a Michael Bolton song.
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Remember, only one of these has to be pointless.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31Let's find out. Michael Bolton, How Can I Live Without You.
0:44:31 > 0:44:35Is that right, and if it is, how many people said it? For £2,500.
0:44:38 > 0:44:40Oh! Oh, maybe it's...
0:44:40 > 0:44:43We're very particular about the titling of these.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46They have to be absolutely right. Maybe there was something in
0:44:46 > 0:44:49the wording of the title. Unfortunately, an incorrect answer,
0:44:49 > 0:44:51not a pointless answer. Mind you, you would have been surprised
0:44:51 > 0:44:53- if that had been pointless.- Yes.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56Let's not shed too many tears. I think we're going to be all right.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58Two more chances to win today's jackpot.
0:44:58 > 0:45:00Your next answer was Save The Last Dance For Me.
0:45:00 > 0:45:02In this case, it's a Michael Buble song.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04You're not entirely sure if it's a single.
0:45:04 > 0:45:06No, I think it's an album track. A great album track.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08OK, let's find out. It has to be correct,
0:45:08 > 0:45:10then it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.
0:45:10 > 0:45:13For £2,500, let's see if Save The Last Dance For Me
0:45:13 > 0:45:15was a Michael Buble single.
0:45:18 > 0:45:19No!
0:45:19 > 0:45:23- I don't care.- It's all riding on the last one.- Eggs in one basket.
0:45:23 > 0:45:26And this is the basket you would like to put all your eggs in.
0:45:26 > 0:45:28This is Andrew's basket, isn't it?
0:45:28 > 0:45:30This is Andrew and Leslie Bricusse's basket.
0:45:30 > 0:45:31I'm quite excited about this.
0:45:31 > 0:45:35I'd imagine that's quite a smart basket. Well, it's The Perfect Song.
0:45:35 > 0:45:36Is it the perfect answer?
0:45:36 > 0:45:40You say this is a Michael Ball single. It has to be that
0:45:40 > 0:45:43for you to win the jackpot. It also has to be pointless.
0:45:43 > 0:45:47Let's see how many of our 100 people said Perfect Song.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51- No! - AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:45:51 > 0:45:55- Oh, no, Bill! - APPLAUSE
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Oh, I'm so sorry.
0:45:57 > 0:45:58Perfect Love Song?
0:45:58 > 0:46:01Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that all-important
0:46:01 > 0:46:04pointless answer, which means you don't win
0:46:04 > 0:46:05today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08However, as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate
0:46:08 > 0:46:11£500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.
0:46:11 > 0:46:12We have loved having you on the show.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15You've done such a great job. You do get to take home
0:46:15 > 0:46:16a Pointless trophy each, so there you are.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Thank you.- Thank you. - Not completely empty-handed.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21APPLAUSE
0:46:23 > 0:46:25I'll tell you what,
0:46:25 > 0:46:27that is a very harsh three wrong answers,
0:46:27 > 0:46:28because they are all good answers.
0:46:28 > 0:46:30They're all wrong for different reasons.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33The Perfect Song, you told us everything right about it,
0:46:33 > 0:46:35but it didn't make the top 75. That's really tough luck.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38Save The Last Dance For Me wasn't released over here either.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Just released in the States. And it was
0:46:40 > 0:46:42How Am I Supposed To Live Without You. Michael Bolton.
0:46:42 > 0:46:44It would have scored you four points anyway.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Hard to fit into the chorus, but that's what he called it.
0:46:47 > 0:46:49How Am I Supposed To Live Without You.
0:46:49 > 0:46:51Michael Bolton did have a hit with a Roy Orbison song,
0:46:51 > 0:46:54A Love So Beautiful. And it was a pointless answer, as well.
0:46:54 > 0:46:59- Oh!- Really, really sorry about that. Let's take a look...
0:46:59 > 0:47:02I produced The Roy Orbison Story and I watched him sing it every night.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05- And that's what the brain does. - It really does. It's exactly right
0:47:05 > 0:47:08and you really went for it as well. It's exactly the right thing to do.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Let's take a look at the pointless answers.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Michael Ball chart singles.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14From Here To Eternity.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17One Step Out Of Time, which was his Eurovision entry.
0:47:17 > 0:47:19A cover of Labi Siffre's Something Inside So Strong.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21And there's an answer you gave earlier,
0:47:21 > 0:47:23which you could have held over.
0:47:23 > 0:47:26You also could have had - If I Can Dream, The First Man You Remember,
0:47:26 > 0:47:28The Lovers We Were, by Michael Ball.
0:47:28 > 0:47:31Let's take a look now at Michael Buble.
0:47:31 > 0:47:34Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) would have been a pointless answer.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36Hold On. It Had Better Be Tonight.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37All of those pointless.
0:47:37 > 0:47:39Well done if you said any of those at home.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42And Michael Bolton, a couple of big hits here.
0:47:42 > 0:47:43Can I Touch You... There?
0:47:43 > 0:47:44was a pointless answer.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46His cover of Lean On Me,
0:47:46 > 0:47:47Love Is A Wonderful Thing.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Reach Out I'll Be There, also a pointless answer.
0:47:50 > 0:47:53And as I say, A Love So Beautiful also a pointless answer.
0:47:53 > 0:47:55You played terrifically throughout.
0:47:55 > 0:47:58It's very, very unlucky in that final round.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00- It's been lovely to have you here. - Thank you.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Thanks. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye, Bill and Jenny,
0:48:02 > 0:48:04but we've loved having you on the show.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06You have been fantastic the whole way through.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Thank you so much for playing, Bill and Jenny!
0:48:08 > 0:48:11APPLAUSE
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Join us next time, when we'll be putting
0:48:15 > 0:48:17more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...- Goodbye.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:21 > 0:48:23APPLAUSE