0:00:13 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to this special
0:00:26 > 0:00:29school edition of Pointless Celebrities, the show where
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the more obscure your knowledge, the better your chances of winning.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- And couple number one. - Hi, my name's Jonny Mitchell.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm the head teacher at Thornhill Community Academy.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47And I'm Mike Steer, his deputy head, who does all the work
0:00:47 > 0:00:49while he dances round the corridors.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52APPLAUSE
0:00:53 > 0:00:56- And couple number two. - I'm Terrence Hardiman.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I used to play the Demon Headmaster.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03And I'm Steve Speirs, and I play Gareth Barber in Big School.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE
0:01:08 > 0:01:10And couple number three.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hello. I'm Gwyneth Powell,
0:01:12 > 0:01:14and I used to play the headmistress in Grange Hill.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16And I'm Michelle Gayle,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19and I was one of Gwyneth's pupils on Grange Hill.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21APPLAUSE
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And finally, couple number four.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27I'm Philip Martin Brown,
0:01:27 > 0:01:30and I played Grantly Budgen in Waterloo Road.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And I'm Melanie Hill, and I play his missus, Maggie Budgen,
0:01:33 > 0:01:34in Waterloo Road.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36APPLAUSE
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44APPLAUSE
0:01:44 > 0:01:47We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52He's debonair, he's a bit of a square and he's over there.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.- Hiya.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Hi, everybody. Hiya.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Good evening to you.- And to you.- This is fun, isn't it? A school special.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yeah, school special. I like your desk there.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I turned my desk into a staff room for the occasion.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11What do you think about that?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13In between rounds, you can pop over for a nice cup of tea.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I tell you what's missing.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- What's missing?- A big pub ashtray and about half a bottle of Bell's.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24It wouldn't be a staff room without massive bottles of whisky
0:02:24 > 0:02:26underneath the table, would it?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Wow, look at all that. Did you confiscate that?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Yes, I took that off Michelle and Gwyneth earlier.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Nice. Well, I'll be joining you between the rounds. I'll be there.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37So, all sorts of fake teachers here.
0:02:37 > 0:02:43- Including the greatest fake teacher of all time, Mrs McCluskey.- Yes.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- I'm quite scared of Mrs McCluskey.- Are you?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50I know lovely Gwyneth, but there was a moment when... (GULPS)
0:02:50 > 0:02:53With all our fake teachers, we've also got Mr Mitchell
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- and Mr Steer from Educating Yorkshire.- Nothing fake about them.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I have to say that that might be the best bit of television of 2013,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Educating Yorkshire. I think anyone who saw it would agree.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05An extraordinary portrait of our school system,
0:03:05 > 0:03:08and genuinely extraordinary gentlemen,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10so an absolute pleasure to have you here, guys.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12BOTH: Thank you very much.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14APPLAUSE
0:03:15 > 0:03:17And I know they would be the first to say they represent teachers
0:03:17 > 0:03:20up and down the country who are doing the same job day in, day out
0:03:20 > 0:03:25and all that sort of thing. It is an incredible job these people do.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Obviously acting is much harder, but you have to hand it to them, right?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36All our questions on Pointless were put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Our contestants must find the answers those 100 people didn't get.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:53 > 0:03:58we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00APPLAUSE
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Now, the pair with the highest score at the end of this round
0:04:12 > 0:04:13will be eliminated.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16And of course there is to be no conferring between the pairs
0:04:16 > 0:04:19until we get to the Head To Head Round.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Now, our first category today is Pop Bands.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29who's going to go second.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:36 > 0:04:42OK. And the question concerns bands with food and drink in their names.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Hey!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46The last thing you want is a question on pop bands
0:04:46 > 0:04:48when you work in an actual school, isn't it?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You'll get hammered if you do badly, guys. You know that, don't you?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54On each pass, we are going to give you seven clues to pop groups
0:04:54 > 0:04:56who have a food or drink item in their name.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59You just need to give us one of those groups, please.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03There will be seven on each pass, 14 to have a go at. Good luck.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Thanks very much indeed.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09We want bands with food and drink in their names described by the clues,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11and here is our first board of seven clues.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I will read all of those one last time.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Mr Mitchell, Mr Steer, you all drew lots before the show,
0:06:05 > 0:06:07and today you are going to go first.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Great to have you here. Absolutely fantastic.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14How was it having the cameras in the school all that time?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17For the first two days, it was absolutely mental.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19We didn't know what had hit us.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22But then after that, it was just business as usual.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Like the professionals that all the kids and we are.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Good stuff. Now, Jonny, what about these bands?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Are there any of those there that you don't know?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32There is one I definitely don't know.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35And I've got ideas about two of them. And I know four, I think.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It's working out which one I think will be the lowest answer.- OK.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43But I'm going to go with the bottom one, and say Bread.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Make It With You, Bread, says Jonny. Was Steve going to go for that?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- That's the only one I know. - Sorry, pal.- This is going to be fun.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Jonny has gone for Bread. Let's see if that's right,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Bread.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01It's right.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh, it's still going down. Look at that. Down it goes.
0:07:06 > 0:07:0713, Jonny!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- A very good score. - Well played, Mr Mitchell.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16They had five top 40 hits in all, Bread, including
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Everything I Own, which was covered many times by other people.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Thanks very much indeed. Steve!- Hello.- Welcome.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Of course, Mr Barber in Big School. What a cast.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yeah, well, it is fantastic, yes.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Frances de la Tour was just a great headmistress,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36the sort I'd have liked to have had.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Or Mrs McCluskey, obviously. - Definitely.- Or Mr Mitchell.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Or Mr Mitchell!- We've got him in our sights. We just want them down.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Now, what about these bands?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I do know definitely one, but I think it is going to be very high.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54But I don't want to start off with a big cross,
0:07:54 > 0:07:57so I'm going to go for Paul Weller and the Jam.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Paul Weller and the Jam.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said the Jam.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08It's right. 13, our only score so far.
0:08:08 > 0:08:1039 for the Jam.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Well played, Steve. Quite a surprisingly low score for the Jam,
0:08:18 > 0:08:19but I suppose they were our era.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22They are quite a long time ago, if you think about it.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25His real name is John Weller. He turned down a CBE from the Queen.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28He thought it would be hypocritical of him to accept it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33- You wouldn't turn it down, would you? - God, no. I'd bite her arm off.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35If you're not Lord Armstrong by the time you're 50,
0:08:35 > 0:08:38something will have gone very wrong in this country.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40You think?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Michelle, welcome to the show. Great to have you.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Now, what a career you've had. You started off in Grange Hill.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Then you were in EastEnders. Then you had a massive singing career.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Yes.- How many hit singles did you have?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Maybe eight top 20s or something. Eight or nine.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04And as if that weren't enough, you sat down and started writing books.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Yeah, I write novels now for a living, which is hard work but fun.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It means I can be home for the kids, because I have kids now.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Now, what about these bands?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Yes. I know a couple, I think, now. I know three.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I think one is going to be massive.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23One I have got that I think is going to be lower,
0:09:23 > 0:09:27and that would be the number two hit with The Key The Secret.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30And that's Urban Cookie Collective.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Urban Cookie Collective says Michelle.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41It's right. Our high score at the moment is 39, our lowest 13.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You smashed past 39 and past 13
0:09:44 > 0:09:46down to 5, Michelle.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52That'll be a tough score to beat, Michelle.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Very well done indeed. 5. - Brilliant answer, Michelle.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Very well played. I used to love that song.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01We had it when Armstrong and Miller did a show in Edinburgh,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04we had that playing quite a lot throughout the show.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05It'll always take me back.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Were you in Armstrong and Miller?! - Briefly, yes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I didn't know that. I know the other guy. I like the other guy.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Miller, he's good. So you were Armstrong briefly, where you?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18For a little while, I was, yeah.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- It must be amazing to work with Ben Miller.- Yes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Amazing.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Philip, welcome to the show. - Thank you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Grantly Budgen, English teacher.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35How many months of the year did you spend filming?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Nine months of the year towards the end, 30 episodes.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43- So, longer than an actual teacher? - That's longer terms, probably.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Isn't it? Maybe not.- Steady on, now.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Officially. I know you come in during the holidays, we all know that.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54To put up posters and things. But come on.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Very good. Now, Philip, you're the last person to have this board.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01So if you fancied it, you could talk us through it
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- and fill in all the gaps. - I love your sense of humour.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10What I'm going to take a wild guess at, Alexander,
0:11:10 > 0:11:16is that the Voice coach will.i.am is a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19The Black Eyed Peas. Let's find out if that's right,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22and if it is, let's find out how many of our 100 people said it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:3158. 58, the high score.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yes, damage limitation, we call that.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Much better than getting 100. Shall we go through the rest of this board?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I bet you know all three of these. The all-female band?- Bananaramarama.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Bananaramarama, absolutely. That would've scored 45.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- They came on the show, didn't they? - They did. Weren't they lovely?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Now, the hits include Cars And Girls?- Prefab Sprout.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56The wonderful Prefab Sprout.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And Whip It Up was the biggest hit for Orange Juice,
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Edwyn Collins' band. And that would have scored 16.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05So the best answer, Michelle, was Urban Cookie Collective.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Very well played. - Very well done indeed.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Let's take a look at the scores halfway through the round.
0:12:10 > 0:12:125, the best score...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14WHISTLE
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Just...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Were they talking? Oh, you should have that on every show!- I should.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Every celebrity show, anyway. - They love to talk.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I'm just going to go through the scores, just because we're
0:12:25 > 0:12:28halfway through the round, and put everyone in the picture.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Michelle and Gwyneth looking fantastic at this stage.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34As are Jonny and Mike on 13.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Then up to 39 where we see Steve and Terrence, it's all right.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42But 58, Philip and Melanie, you are way out in front there.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Melanie, you get first dibs on the next board,
0:12:45 > 0:12:48so make sure you use it wisely and find a lovely low-scoring answer,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50and maybe it will be enough to keep you in the game.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Best of luck.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Can the second players take their places at the podium.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59OK, we're going to put seven more clues up on the board,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and here they come. We have got:
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I will read those all one last time.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Now, remember, we are looking for bands with food
0:13:56 > 0:13:59and drink in their names that are described by these clues,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01and obviously you're trying to find the one
0:14:01 > 0:14:05that fewest of our 100 people knew. Now then, Melanie.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What are going to be your best subjects today?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Anything to do with film and TV, I guess,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12because I just watch a lot of TV.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- Music, though?- Yep, not too bad. I know a few of those.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I know which one I am going to go for.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23It is the pioneers of rap who had a hit with Rappers Delight.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Is that the Sugarhill Gang?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26The Sugarhill Gang, says Melanie.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Let's see if that's right,
0:14:28 > 0:14:30and if it is, let's see how many people said it.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You're the high scorers, so there is no red line for you to aim for.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Let's see if it can get you down the column as far as possible.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Keep going, keep going!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Well done, Melanie, that's a great answer.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53The second lowest score of the round so far, Melanie. Brilliant.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Very well played, Melanie. That's a great answer.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Helped launch the whole genre of hip-hop.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03One of the first songs to use sampling.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07An amazingly important record. And I won't do the chorus.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Some people can do it. It's very impressive.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# I said a hip hop, a hippy
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# A hippy to the hip hip hoppy
0:15:13 > 0:15:15# You can't stop the rocking to the bang bang boogie
0:15:15 > 0:15:19# Say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat! #
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Well done!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:26 > 0:15:28I told you some people could do it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- And you said it was impressive, as well, and it is.- That is impressive.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Gwyneth, welcome to Pointless. It's wonderful to have you here.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39There's a whole generation of TV viewers, Grange Hill viewers,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43who must see you, and their first thought must be... (GULPS).
0:15:43 > 0:15:47- Mrs McCluskey.- Yes, if only I'd known I had that power at the time.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51You've still got it. You've still got the power, Gwyneth.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Thank you. If only I had the answers as well. Um...
0:15:55 > 0:15:57What are you thinking?
0:15:57 > 0:16:01You have to score 59 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:16:01 > 0:16:07Well, the only one, because it's '60s, is the Eric Clapton,
0:16:07 > 0:16:11and I think it might be Cream.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Cream, says Gwyneth. Yes, says Michelle.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Let's see if that's right,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Here's our red line. Get below that, you're in Round Two.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28You're in round two. Very well done.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- 38, your total.- Well played, Gwyneth. That's a great answer.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Eric Clapton once said there was a lot of vanity
0:16:38 > 0:16:40and rivalry in that group.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42And he famously said once during one concert,
0:16:42 > 0:16:45he simply stopped playing, and the other two just didn't notice.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47So involved were they in their own worlds.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Those were the days, weren't they?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I sometimes do that on Pointless. I wonder if you've noticed.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- I just stop.- Never spotted it.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I wish you'd do it more often, if I'm honest.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Terrence. You're on 39.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09You need to be scoring 25 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I think there is only one that I do believe I know.
0:17:13 > 0:17:19- Yes.- I think it's Hot Chocolate, which is the one up from the bottom.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Hot Chocolate, the one up from the bottom. Let's find out.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26That has to score you 25 or less.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30How many of our 100 people said it, and is it right?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Oh, 60!
0:17:38 > 0:17:4260 for Hot Chocolate takes your total up to 99.
0:17:42 > 0:17:48- That's a bit high.- Richard? - They were good band, weren't they?
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- 60 points is tough luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Now, Mike. You have 13.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00You have to score 85 or less to remain in the game.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Now, how was it once the kids had become stars?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It was all well and good for the staff room,
0:18:07 > 0:18:09but the kids have become a bit famous.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11They have, some of them.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14But they're a lot more grounded and fine with it than the staff.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17So celebrity has been nothing but an aid?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Not at all. If anything, it has sort of focused them.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23They have seen how the school works.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27They get to see things that they otherwise wouldn't know.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31OK. There you are. 85 or less is the score you have to get.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Talk us through the board if you fancy it. Fill in all the blanks.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37OK. I don't know the bottom one.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39But I'm sure Jonny does,
0:18:39 > 0:18:42because his formative teenage years were around 1967.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I think I know the other three.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Under The Bridge is the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Annie I'm Not Your Daddy is Kid Creole and the Coconuts, I believe.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55And Don't Fear The Reaper was Blue Oyster Cult.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00- I'll go for Blue Oyster Cult.- Sounds good to me. Here's your red line.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05It's right, and you're through.
0:19:11 > 0:19:1417, a great answer, takes you up to 30.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17The lowest total of the round. Very well done indeed, Mike and Jonny.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20That's very good going, isn't it?
0:19:20 > 0:19:25I can't look at that teapot any longer. Can I have a brew?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Come to me in my staff room. How's your morning been?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Tell you what, we had a bit of trouble with Michelle and Gwyneth.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I do worry about those two.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39- I worry about Michelle. Do you?- She's a good girl, basically, Mr Osman.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- It's just, you know. - What do you think about Terrence?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I wasn't happy with his exam results.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47No, I've been keeping an eye on him.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50But you know, in class, he's very good, he's very alert.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53He's good, but then he blurts out Hot Chocolate.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56What do you do with someone like that? It's very difficult.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I don't know what you do do, Mr Osman.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Anyway, I've got to head off because I've got to do some cabbying.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06OK, well, let's...
0:20:06 > 0:20:09We haven't talked about which other teachers we're having affairs with yet.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11LAUGHTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Not yet.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Um...on you go, sorry. I'll... Oh, that is nice.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21We should do this more often on the show.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24It's quite nice to have a little cup of tea and a biscuit.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Mm! Oh, dear. But, yeah, podium one, very good.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Shall I go through the rest of the answers?- Why not?- How about that?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Mr Steer took us through them very, very well.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38You were right about Under The Bridge and Californication,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40it was Red Hot Chili Peppers.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Would have scored you more points, scores 42.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44You should have gone for Kid Creole And The Coconuts,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46would have scored 10 points.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49It's a better answer, but you did very well anyway.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Now the bottom one, the German electronic music.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Not Kraftwerk, which people might have thought.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- It is Tangerine Dream.- Ah, right.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It would have been the best answer there,
0:20:58 > 0:20:596, so very well done if you said that.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Sugarhill Gang, second best answer, so terrific answer, Melanie.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Very good indeed. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08So at the end of our first round, I'm afraid the pair heading home
0:21:08 > 0:21:11with their high score of 99, it's not that high a score.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13We've had plenty higher than that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16But I'm sorry to say it's Terrence and Steve. Aw!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19We knew, we said before we came on, if pop music comes up,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- it's our worst round.- And you'd have got Bread.- We're personally pleased.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's not about the results it's about the education,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27and we think we've had a good experience.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29If rugby had come up, we'd have been fine.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32And if jam had come up, I could tell you a bit about that.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- We had The Jam.- Bit late.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Oh, well, it's been lovely having you on the show,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41sorry we have to say goodbye. These biscuits and tea are just fabulous.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44If you want to pop into the staff room...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Terrence and Steve, thank you so much for playing.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Terrence and Steve.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51APPLAUSE
0:21:51 > 0:21:54But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Well, three pairs remain
0:22:00 > 0:22:03and that is one house point to Thornhill Community,
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Grange Hill and Waterloo Road. Very well done indeed.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Jonny and Mike were our low scorers there, very, very well done.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13By quite a way. Evidently the pair to beat.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16But best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for round two is...
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Chemical elements.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Can you decide in your pairs, who's going to go first and second?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32OK, let's find out what the question is.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:22:39 > 0:22:43..as they could. Chemical symbols containing a vowel, Richard.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45We are looking for the name of any chemical element
0:22:45 > 0:22:48in the periodic table whose chemical symbol contains a vowel, please.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53That's anything in the periodic table up to October 2013.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Very, very best of luck.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Tough for actors, easy for teachers, this one.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Thanks very much indeed. Now then. Jonny.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Chemical symbols containing a vowel.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I know some, but they'll be very high-scoring, I think.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09I am going to go for...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11silver, Ag.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Ag, silver, says Jonny.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Let's see if silver's right and how many of our 100 people said silver.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19It's good.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Down it goes, well done, 31, Jonny. I think that's good.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well played, Jonny, very tough on that first podium,
0:23:32 > 0:23:33much less thinking time than anyone else.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- As you say, Ag, the symbol for silver.- Thanks, Richard.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Now, Gwyneth. Is this better than pop music?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46No, and I know it's going to score really highly, my answer.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- So, Gwyneth, what are you going to say?- Oxygen.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Oxygen says Gwyneth, let's see if that's right
0:23:52 > 0:23:54and how many of our 100 people said oxygen.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57It's right.
0:23:58 > 0:24:0031 our only score so far.
0:24:00 > 0:24:0245 for oxygen, not bad.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Well played, Gwyneth. It's kind of cheating, though, isn't it?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- Because it's all around us. - She saw it, you mean?- Yeah, exactly.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14She looked and went, "Er... Ooh!"
0:24:16 > 0:24:19She's thinking, 21% of everything around me is this,
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- so I'm going to say it. - Oh, nice figure there.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Thank you, thank you.- 21%?- Yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Very, very low constituent, isn't it, in all the stuff around us?
0:24:28 > 0:24:34But let's not talk too much about it in case we say anything else. OK.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Philip. How are you feeling about chemistry?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Shocking. Taxi!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No. Oh.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Um...
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Gold.- Gold, says Philip.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said gold.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Well, 45 is our high score, 31 our low.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Passes 45. 41, there you are, right in the middle.
0:25:05 > 0:25:0741 for gold.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Yeah, also scored 41 in the category
0:25:09 > 0:25:12top 40 singles of Spandau Ballet, that answer.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Au is gold.- Au!- Hey, you!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Gold, thank you very much. We're halfway through the round,
0:25:19 > 0:25:20let's look at the scores as they stand.
0:25:20 > 0:25:2331, the best score of that pass, Jonny, very well done.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25From 31 we travel up to 41 where we find Philip and Melanie.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30And then we travel up to 45, not too far ahead, Gwyneth and Michelle.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:25:36 > 0:25:39OK, so we are looking for any element
0:25:39 > 0:25:42whose symbol contains a vowel. Now, Melanie.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Yes.- You've been looking around quite a lot.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- I saw you looking up at the ceiling for a bit.- Inspiration. OK, yeah.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- I'm going to say iron.- Iron.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- I've got a feeling it might be Fe.- Iron.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- Philip nodding very hard.- Is it? - Yeah.- Is it? Please.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's amazing how people suddenly know a lot more
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- when they're standing at the back, isn't it?- Yeah, yeah, iron!
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Iron, says Melanie.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You were on 41, the high scorers on 45 are Michelle and Gwyneth
0:26:08 > 0:26:10which means if you can score three or less,
0:26:10 > 0:26:12you are through to the head-to-head.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15There's your red line. Get below that, you're in the head-to-head.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said iron. Is it right?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21It is right.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Still going down...
0:26:25 > 0:26:2633. Very well done.
0:26:28 > 0:26:3174 is your total, Melanie and Philip.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Let's see if that's enough to keep you in the game.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Best of luck with that.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Another good answer from Melanie, well played.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39They had a recent poll, you know Iron Man, the film?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43There was a poll recently of young engineers at university,
0:26:43 > 0:26:45and they were asked who had inspired them to become engineers.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48And Iron Man got more votes than Brunel.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50LAUGHTER
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Wow.- Yeah.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56There we are. Now then, Michelle. The moment of truth.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59The high scorers are now Melanie and Philip on 74.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01You have to score 28 or less
0:27:01 > 0:27:04because I think these guys over here have probably got it sewn up.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06It has to be 28 or less.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I...am not sure.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14But I think, argon? Argon.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Argon. OK. There is your red line.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19If you get below that with argon, you are through to the next round.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Into the head-to-head. Is it right, how many of our 100 people said it?
0:27:25 > 0:27:26It's right.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I have a good feeling about this.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Yes, there we are, through it goes!
0:27:32 > 0:27:3416, very, very well done indeed, Michelle.
0:27:34 > 0:27:3761, your total.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Very good. Two answers, both been the best answer in the round, Michelle.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Well played.- Oh, wow, OK! - Thanks very much indeed.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Now then, Mike, moment of truth here.- OK.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51The high scorers still Melanie and Philip on 74, you're on 31,
0:27:51 > 0:27:54so 42 or less sees you through. How confident are you feeling?
0:27:54 > 0:27:58I'm all right, I think, on this. I think!
0:27:58 > 0:28:00I might go for this and a pointless.
0:28:00 > 0:28:04That has the ring of famous last words, it really does!
0:28:04 > 0:28:08A little bit of risk for you, Jonny. I'm going to go for erbium.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12- Erbium.- Erbium. - OK. Here's your red line.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Get below that red line, you are into the head-to-head.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19Let's see if that's right, erbium.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21And if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25It's right!
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Sees you into the head-to-head.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32And it's pointless, very well done, Mike!
0:28:32 > 0:28:35APPLAUSE
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Very well done indeed, that's a pointless answer.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40It adds £250 to today's jackpot,
0:28:40 > 0:28:43takes the total up to £2,750.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45It scores you nothing
0:28:45 > 0:28:48and it leaves your total at a very impressive low of 31.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Very well done indeed.- Brilliant work from Mr Steer there, wasn't it?
0:28:51 > 0:28:55That was really good. Erbium, first discovered in 1843.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Very quickly followed by Erbium Rides Again
0:28:57 > 0:29:02and then Erbium Goes Bananas. They were about five years after that.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Let's look at some other pointless answers. Erbium amongst them.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09You could have had actinium, that's Ac, erbium, Er.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11Gallium, that's Ga.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Germanium, Ge, holmium, Ho.
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Indium, that's In.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Lutetium, nobelium, and polonium.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22There's three others as well that you could have had, you could
0:29:22 > 0:29:25have had tellurium, rhenium, and you could have had cerium.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Those were the only pointless answers.
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Let's take a look at the biggest answers,
0:29:30 > 0:29:32the ones most of our 100 people said.
0:29:32 > 0:29:35You may recognise some of these. Iron on 33.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Gold, 41.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42And top of the shop, oxygen, on 45.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Thanks very much, Richard. So at the end of our second round,
0:29:45 > 0:29:47I'm afraid the pair that will be heading home with
0:29:47 > 0:29:51their not bad high score of 74, I'm afraid it's Melanie and Philip.
0:29:51 > 0:29:53Not bad at all though, not a bad score.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55You happened to be in front at the end.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57But it's been brilliant having you on the show.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Melanie and Philip, excellent contestants.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:30:02 > 0:30:05For the remaining two pairs, it's time for the head-to-head.
0:30:10 > 0:30:14Well, congratulations Mr Mitchell, Mr Steer, Gwyneth and Michelle.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17You are now one step closer to the final and the chance to play for
0:30:17 > 0:30:21our jackpot which currently stands at £2,750.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23APPLAUSE
0:30:25 > 0:30:28So now we have to decide who's going to go through and play for the money
0:30:28 > 0:30:30and to do that you're now going head-to-head.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32This time, you are allowed to confer
0:30:32 > 0:30:35and the first pair to win two questions
0:30:35 > 0:30:37will be playing for that jackpot.
0:30:37 > 0:30:41It's a gold star to Mike from Thornhill Community Academy
0:30:41 > 0:30:44for the only pointless answer on the show so far.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46So very, very well done. This is brilliant, actually.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Because it's the best fictional headteacher
0:30:49 > 0:30:53- versus the best actual headteacher. - That's very kind of you to say.
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Have you met any of us? - It's true though, isn't it?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Do you think Mr Mitchell's really the best headteacher?
0:30:58 > 0:31:03- Educating Yorkshire, a huge hit. But would you say...- Well, I don't know.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05Mr Steer, is Mr Mitchell the best headteacher in the country?
0:31:05 > 0:31:09He's certainly one of the best three I've worked with.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10That was between ourselves!
0:31:10 > 0:31:12- I'm guessing you've worked in three schools.- No, no.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- Same school, three headteachers. - You've got through three?
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Yes, I've seen three of them off. - Really? But you've stayed there.
0:31:18 > 0:31:22- Clinging on.- Yeah. To grim death! - Very good. Well, listen.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- OK, here comes the first... - Would you like a cup of tea?
0:31:33 > 0:31:37I thought you'd never ask! Oh, I could kill a cup of tea.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40- There you go.- Look at that, lovely. - Biscuit?
0:31:40 > 0:31:43I'm all right for biscuits, I'm fine.
0:31:43 > 0:31:44Are you allowed to drink in class?
0:31:44 > 0:31:48- Are we allowed? I do, I don't know if I'm allowed.- Technically, no.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51- That was no, never. - You can drink tea or coffee.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54That's what I'm... I'm not saying are you allowed to drink?
0:31:54 > 0:31:58Just come in with a scotch and some ice.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01- "Page 21."- I'm not sure you're supposed to drink tea or coffee in class.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Depends what you're teaching.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07- I'm going to drink in class. - Yeah, you're very lucky.- I am.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Got a good headmaster there, look at that.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- I like to think I'm the deputy head. - Who's the head? Me? Oh, maybe.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16That's nice. Oh!
0:32:17 > 0:32:20You just made me feel 10 feet tall.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22It's not often I do that.
0:32:22 > 0:32:27Certainly isn't. OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...
0:32:31 > 0:32:33My favourite Duran Duran song.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36We're going to show you five stills now from films
0:32:36 > 0:32:38which are set mainly in schools.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Can you tell us the title of the most obscure film please?
0:32:41 > 0:32:45- Good luck.- OK, thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five schools in film.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46And here they are. We have got...
0:33:04 > 0:33:07There we are. Five schools in film.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Now, Jonny and Mike, because you've played best throughout the show
0:33:10 > 0:33:12so far, you get to go first.
0:33:14 > 0:33:17(I think B is Michelle Pfeiffer. It's Dangerous Minds.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21(That's Patrick whatshisname. Let's go B.)
0:33:21 > 0:33:23Dangerous Minds.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26OK, we're going to go for B, Dangerous Minds.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30B, Dangerous Minds, say Jonny and Mike. B, Dangerous Minds.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Gwyneth and Michelle, do you want to talk us through the rest of the board?
0:33:33 > 0:33:36B, we knew was Dangerous Minds.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40A is Breakfast Club.
0:33:42 > 0:33:47- D we think is Dead Poets Society. - Yep.- E we know is Grease.
0:33:47 > 0:33:52- C, I don't know.- We don't know. - I think B will be the lowest score.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55So now it's between Breakfast Club and Dead Poets Society.
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- Go with yours. - Shall we go with A?- Yeah.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00We'll say A, then, Breakfast Club.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03A, Breakfast Club, say Gwyneth and Michelle.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05So we have Dangerous Minds and Breakfast Club.
0:34:05 > 0:34:09Jonny and Mike said Dangerous Minds, let's see how many people said it.
0:34:11 > 0:34:12It is right.
0:34:17 > 0:34:1912.
0:34:23 > 0:34:2512 for Dangerous Minds.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Gwyneth and Michelle have gone for The Breakfast Club.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said it.
0:34:34 > 0:34:35It's right.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38Has to beat 12, though.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Ooh, 34.
0:34:44 > 0:34:4634, very well done, Jonny and Mike.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48After one question, you are up 1-0.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51Two good answers there, I think both teams knew Dangerous Minds.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54The only one that would have beaten it was C, it's a pointless answer.
0:34:54 > 0:34:59- And it's The Browning Version.- Oh! - Did you know it?
0:34:59 > 0:35:02It's the film of the Terence Rattigan play.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04D, you're right, was Dead Poets Society.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Actually scored slightly better than Breakfast Club,
0:35:06 > 0:35:09would have scored you 28 points.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12And you were very right to avoid E, it is Grease, of course,
0:35:12 > 0:35:14but would have scored 88 points.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18So here comes your second question.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Now, Gwyneth and Michelle, you will get to answer this one first
0:35:21 > 0:35:24but you have to win it to stay in the game, so very best of luck.
0:35:24 > 0:35:25It concerns...
0:35:30 > 0:35:33The Generation Game conveyor belt. Richard.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36We're going to see the names of five items you might commonly have seen
0:35:36 > 0:35:40on Generation Game's conveyor belt but we've removed alternate letters.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43Can you fill in those gaps and give us the most obscure answer?
0:35:43 > 0:35:47OK, let's reveal our five items from The Generation Game conveyor belt
0:35:47 > 0:35:48and here they come.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08I'll read those all again without the blanks.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23OK, so there they are.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Now, Gwyneth and Michelle, you will go first this time.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31SIGHING
0:36:31 > 0:36:34What could it be? With a K in it.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37K, it's got to be an E on the end, or something?
0:36:39 > 0:36:43- OK, we're going to go with fondue set.- Fondue set.
0:36:43 > 0:36:48OK, fondue set, say Gwyneth and Michelle. Now then, Jonny and Mike.
0:36:48 > 0:36:52- The board is yours.- Can I go through them?- You want to go through them?
0:36:52 > 0:36:57You got a pointless. Well, cuddly toy. Food mixer.
0:36:57 > 0:37:01Karaoke machine. We had fondue set. And travel iron.
0:37:01 > 0:37:05But guessing which one is going to be a lower score than fondue set.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- Um...- You make the choice.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09I'll make the choice.
0:37:09 > 0:37:13Michael thinks it's karaoke machine, so we'll go with karaoke machine.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Karaoke machine say Jonny and Mike.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18So we have fondue set, we have karaoke machine.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Now then. Gwyneth and Michelle went with fondue set,
0:37:21 > 0:37:23let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:37:26 > 0:37:27It's right.
0:37:31 > 0:37:3225.
0:37:37 > 0:37:4125 for fondue set. Jonny and Mike have gone for karaoke machine.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Let's see if that is right
0:37:43 > 0:37:46and if it is, how many of our 100 people said karaoke machine.
0:37:48 > 0:37:51It's right. It has to beat 25.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55And it does. Still going down, it's low,
0:37:55 > 0:37:57oh, look at that, it's pointless!
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Very well done indeed, Jonny and Mike.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:38:03 > 0:38:07A second pointless answer today which adds another £250
0:38:07 > 0:38:12to today's jackpot, takes the total up to £3,000.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Very, very well done indeed.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16It scores you nothing, and best of all,
0:38:16 > 0:38:19it means you win that point which means after only two questions,
0:38:19 > 0:38:21you are through to the final 2-0.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Very well done indeed, Jonny and Mike, fantastic.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32Very well played, guys. Not a lot you can do against that.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34That's good playing and a perfect example from Jonny
0:38:34 > 0:38:36of how to be a modern headmaster.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Before he knew it was a pointless answer, just said,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40"Mike is saying karaoke machine."
0:38:40 > 0:38:44And the second he knows it's one, he's cheering away, happy as Larry.
0:38:44 > 0:38:47I stick by it. Michael said it, I would have gone for travel iron.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51But I think had they not said fondue set, we would have gone for that.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Let's take a look through the rest of them.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57We've heard all the answers but let's look at the scores.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Travel iron would have beaten fondue set,
0:38:59 > 0:39:01would have scored 14 points.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05But the other two are much bigger scorers.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08The food mixer would have scored you 50.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11And the cuddly toy, I think appeared on every single conveyer belt
0:39:11 > 0:39:13on every single episode of The Generation Game
0:39:13 > 0:39:18- and would have scored you 74 points. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:39:21 > 0:39:23I'm sorry to say it's Gwyneth and Michelle.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- We've loved having you on the show. - Thank you for having us.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28Thank you, it's been really good fun.
0:39:28 > 0:39:31Lovely to see each other again after all these years.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33She's much nicer in real life, guys!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37Thank you so much for joining our school special.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41It's been brilliant having you here, Gwyneth and Michelle. Lovely contestants.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45APPLAUSE
0:39:45 > 0:39:47But, for Jonny and Mike, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Congratulations, Jonny and Mike. You have fought off all the competition
0:39:56 > 0:39:58and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy
0:39:58 > 0:40:00so very, very well done.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot
0:40:07 > 0:40:09for your chosen charities.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19Do you know what, I think
0:40:19 > 0:40:24that seems somehow appropriate for our Pointless school special.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27You know, you've seen off all these acting teachers.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30All these pretenders to the throne.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33And it's you, the stars of Educating Yorkshire, the real teachers
0:40:33 > 0:40:36who are carrying the flag for everyone at the end of the show.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39I think that's fantastic, so very well done.
0:40:39 > 0:40:40And you've done so well,
0:40:40 > 0:40:44two pointless answers as well. Massive congratulations for that.
0:40:44 > 0:40:48As always, you kick off this round by choosing a category
0:40:48 > 0:40:50and here are your choices of categories.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00- TV comedy.- TV comedy.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05- TV comedy.- Television comedy? - Television comedy.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07- OK, television comedy it is. - OK, good luck, guys.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10We're going to give you three different options now,
0:41:10 > 0:41:11you can take your answers from any of these.
0:41:11 > 0:41:15We're looking for anyone who has won the Best TV Comedy Actor
0:41:15 > 0:41:18in the Comedy Awards since 1990.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22We're looking for any TV show, any UK TV show for which Graham Linehan
0:41:22 > 0:41:25has received an acting credit, the brilliant Graham Linehan.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Or we are looking for any situation comedy
0:41:28 > 0:41:30that has been nominated for a BAFTA.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32That category was introduced in the year 2000.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37So any Best TV Comedy Actor since 1990, that's at the Comedy Awards.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41Any Graham Linehan TV show for which he's credited as a writer,
0:41:41 > 0:41:43or any BAFTA situation comedy
0:41:43 > 0:41:46that's been nominated for that award since 2000.
0:41:46 > 0:41:47Very, very best of luck.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Thanks very much indeed. As always,
0:41:50 > 0:41:53you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55All you need to win that jackpot of £3,000 for your charities
0:41:55 > 0:41:58is to find just one pointless answer among them.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00Remember, your answers can come from any of these categories.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04You can answer any, there can be three answers in one category,
0:42:04 > 0:42:07or one in each, it's up to you. Are you ready?
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Your time starts now.
0:42:12 > 0:42:17OK. TV comedy actors. Ricky Gervais.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20- No, forget the obvious ones. - It goes back to 1990.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24So, the obvious ones, Only Fools And Horses, Dermot Morgan, Father Ted?
0:42:24 > 0:42:31- Yeah. Father Ted. Post-1990, it was 1995, '97.- Dylan Morgan.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34Possibly Dylan Morgan. Graham Linehan, he wrote the IT show.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36What about Ardal O'Hanlon as well?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39Best actor, I think it would be going to Dermot. Um...
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Then you've got Graham Linehan TV shows, he wrote Father Ted
0:42:41 > 0:42:45and he wrote The IT Crowd. I think he's been credited on Brass Eye.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48And I think he's been credited on The Day Today.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51There is a possibility, BAFTA sitcoms, nominated,
0:42:51 > 0:42:54- this is where you'll get your obscure ones.- Anything since 1990.
0:42:54 > 0:42:57There must have been something absolute garbage on ITV.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00Say something terrible that's been nominated.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04- What's the TV situation comedy? - Jamie Theakston!- What?
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Mad About Alice with Jamie Theakston.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09That's probably not going to be in there, is it?
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- Extras, I think that has done... - You could try it, you could try it.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:43:15 > 0:43:17What are they going to be and from which categories?
0:43:17 > 0:43:21- Well, I think we...- TV comedy actor. - Are you taking one from there?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Do you not want to take the two Graham Linehan TV shows?
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Because we're going pointless.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27If you know one of them, he's on the other.
0:43:27 > 0:43:31- I think it might be an outside shot. - All right, take one from there then.
0:43:31 > 0:43:36- We'll go for Dermot Morgan for TV comedy actor.- OK, Dermot Morgan.
0:43:36 > 0:43:40- I think Graham Linehan may have been credited on Brass Eye.- Brass Eye.
0:43:40 > 0:43:45And for the best sitcom, nomination, I'd say, Extras.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Extras.
0:43:47 > 0:43:48OK, those are your three.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:51 > 0:43:55- If it's right, Brass Eye. - OK, Brass Eye we'll put last.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58Which is your least likely to be pointless? Extras.
0:43:58 > 0:43:59Extras we'll put first.
0:43:59 > 0:44:02OK, let's pop those answers up in that order and here they are.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09- Well, very, very best of luck. - Thank you.
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Your first answer was Extras.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15Now, three good answers on the board there.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17Any one of those could win that jackpot for you.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20What are your nominated charities? Jonny, what's your charity?
0:44:20 > 0:44:23We've decided that we'd pool any money that we did win for
0:44:23 > 0:44:27the same charity and that's going to be the Teenage Cancer Trust.
0:44:27 > 0:44:29Very good indeed, excellent charity. Best of luck.
0:44:29 > 0:44:32APPLAUSE
0:44:34 > 0:44:37Well, fingers crossed that at least one of those answers is pointless
0:44:37 > 0:44:40so you can win that three grand for that charity.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43Best of luck with that. Extras you said was your least confident answer.
0:44:43 > 0:44:46Only one of those answers needs to be pointless
0:44:46 > 0:44:48for you to win that £3,000 jackpot.
0:44:48 > 0:44:51So, for £3,000, let's find out, was Extras
0:44:51 > 0:44:53a BAFTA-nominated situation comedy?
0:44:53 > 0:44:55And how many people said it?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59- It's right.- Oh, right, OK.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01The next thing it has to be is pointless,
0:45:01 > 0:45:03it has to go all the way down to zero
0:45:03 > 0:45:04for you to win that £3,000 jackpot.
0:45:04 > 0:45:07It's still going down, down it goes, into single figures,
0:45:07 > 0:45:08still going down!
0:45:08 > 0:45:09Three!
0:45:09 > 0:45:11Wow.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Yeah, wow, that's not bad at all.
0:45:16 > 0:45:20That was your least likely to be pointless and it scored only three.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23It's all looking very good for your next two answers.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Obviously not a pointless answer.
0:45:25 > 0:45:28Two more shots at today's jackpot, very best of luck.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Dermot Morgan.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34This has to be correct again, then it has to be pointless
0:45:34 > 0:45:36for you to win that jackpot.
0:45:36 > 0:45:37For £3,000, let's find out,
0:45:37 > 0:45:40was Dermot Morgan a winner of a comedy award?
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Yes, he was.
0:45:45 > 0:45:48Your first answer was Extras, which took us all the way down to 3.
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Your second answer, Dermot Morgan from Father Ted,
0:45:50 > 0:45:53taking us down through the teens, into the single figures,
0:45:53 > 0:45:54passes 3, down it goes...
0:45:54 > 0:45:56you've done it!
0:45:56 > 0:45:58CHEERING
0:45:58 > 0:46:00Very, very well done indeed. That's fantastic.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Absolutely brilliant, well done, you. Superb.
0:46:12 > 0:46:13Well...
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Hugely deserved, that was fantastic.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19In fact you played fantastically the whole way through the show.
0:46:19 > 0:46:21Dermot Morgan was a pointless answer.
0:46:21 > 0:46:25Which means you go home with that jackpot of £3,000 for your charity.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27Brilliant. Great work.
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Gents, that could not have gone better, could it?
0:46:35 > 0:46:36Well, it could have gone better,
0:46:36 > 0:46:39because Brass Eye was also a pointless answer.
0:46:39 > 0:46:41APPLAUSE
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Which gives you four pointless answers across the show,
0:46:47 > 0:46:49terrific performance, guys.
0:46:49 > 0:46:52You were unbelievable in Educating Yorkshire, thank you for everything you do.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55If you haven't watched it, do yourself a favour and watch it.
0:46:55 > 0:46:57It is an extraordinary piece of television.
0:46:57 > 0:47:01£3,000 for the Teenage Cancer Trust as well, absolutely wonderful.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03Let's look at some of the other pointless answers
0:47:03 > 0:47:04in case people have got these at home.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08For the Best TV Comedy Actors at the Comedy Awards, Dermot Morgan,
0:47:08 > 0:47:10there we go, James Nesbitt for Cold Feet.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12Peter Capaldi for The Thick Of It,
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Stephen Merchant won one for Extras.
0:47:14 > 0:47:16You could also have Darren Boyd for that one.
0:47:16 > 0:47:18You could have had Stephen Tompkinson as well.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20For Graham Linehan TV shows.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22There's Harry Enfield & Chums,
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Hippies, that he wrote with Arthur Mathews.
0:47:24 > 0:47:25The Armstrong and Miller Show!
0:47:25 > 0:47:29- I did say!- I did say.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32We've had some obscure pointless answers on this show before,
0:47:32 > 0:47:34but that is quite something.
0:47:34 > 0:47:35The Fast Show as well.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38BAFTA situation comedies, nominated, you could have had Benidorm,
0:47:38 > 0:47:41Friday Night Dinner, a recent nominee.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43Gimme Gimme Gimme, Jonathan Harvey's sitcom.
0:47:43 > 0:47:44One Foot In The Grave.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47You could have Dinnerladies, Victoria Wood's brilliant show.
0:47:47 > 0:47:50You could have had Marion And Geoff, Nighty Night, Pulling,
0:47:50 > 0:47:53The Trip or The Worst Week Of My Life. All of those were pointless.
0:47:53 > 0:47:56- Ben Miller.- Ben Miller, exactly right.- He was very good in that.
0:47:56 > 0:47:59You got two pointless answers in the final, four overall.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02An absolutely perfect performance, couldn't be happier for you.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04- Thank you so much.- Thank you.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07APPLAUSE
0:48:08 > 0:48:11Well, thanks once again to our winning players, Jonny and Mike,
0:48:11 > 0:48:15who go away with today's jackpot of £3,000 for their charity.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17Very well done indeed.
0:48:18 > 0:48:22Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test.
0:48:22 > 0:48:24- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.
0:48:24 > 0:48:26And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.