0:00:19 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and welcome to a special medical edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the show that makes big winners out of low scorers.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35APPLAUSE
0:00:38 > 0:00:40And couple number one...
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hello, my name is George Layton, I played a doctor, Dr Paul Collier,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46in Doctor In The House, many years ago.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50I created the two Dr Latimers in a comedy series called Don't Wait Up
0:00:50 > 0:00:53and my partner today is Dr Sarah Jarvis.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56And unlike everyone else here, I have never pretended to be a doctor.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58APPLAUSE
0:01:01 > 0:01:03And couple number two.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08Hello, I'm Sunetra Sarker. I play Dr Zoe Hanna in Casualty.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'm here to give moral support to the very clever
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Mr Ian Bleasdale, who plays our most loved paramedic, Josh.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:18 > 0:01:20And couple number three.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24My name is Duncan Preston, I've been acting for God knows how long
0:01:24 > 0:01:28and in the late '80s and '90s, I did a show called Surgical Spirit
0:01:28 > 0:01:30with my partner today, who is Nichola McAuliffe!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32APPLAUSE
0:01:35 > 0:01:39And, finally, couple number four...
0:01:39 > 0:01:43I'm Paul Bradley, I play a cardiothoracic surgeon,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Professor Elliot Hope, in Holby City.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49And I'm Ian Kelsey. I'm the practice manager on Doctors
0:01:49 > 0:01:50at Letherbridge.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52APPLAUSE
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Thanks, all of you. We'll find out more about you throughout the show,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09His intellectual property is Mayfair.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11He's got a hotel on it and you just rolled a six.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hi, everyone.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Good evening.- Good evening to you. - How are you?- I'm very well.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24- This will be fun, won't it? - I think it will.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I was thinking of a slightly different plan for this evening.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31As we've so many doctors, we could spend the first half hour sitting on uncomfortable chairs
0:02:31 > 0:02:34and flicking through copies of Yachting Weekly. What do you reckon?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Yeah, we can do that. - If you were actually ill...- Yes.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42..which of these doctors would you trust most? Who would you go to?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Erm...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Well, I know Sarah's a real doctor.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- She'd be the obvious choice, wouldn't she?- She would.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I think Duncan's got quite a good doctorly manner.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Don't you think he's got a good bedside manner?- He does.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Basically, I'm just a hypochondriac so all I really want is
0:02:57 > 0:03:00someone to say in a nice reassuring voice, "It'll all be fine.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03"You just need a good night's sleep..."
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Who's good at saying, "It'll all be fine"?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- It'll all be fine.- Ian's good. He's good.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14- A good classic old school Pointless round in Round One today.- Very good.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16It'll all be fine.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17LAUGHTER
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Thanks very much, indeed.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We've asked every question to 100 people before the show.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25As ever, the aim of the game is to find a pointless answer,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27or score as few points as you possibly can.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29A pointless answer is the real Holy Grail.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37As today's show is a celebrity special, and each of our celebrities
0:03:37 > 0:03:39is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43we start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57Now the pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Also, there is to be no conferring during this round.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Our first category today is...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07..UK Cities. UK Cities.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going second?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK, let's find out what the question is, here it comes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many
0:04:23 > 0:04:28cities in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, as they could.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, Richard?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34We are looking for the name of any city in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38That's anywhere that has official city status in any of those three places, please.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks very much, Richard.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Now then, Sarah and George, you all drew lots before the show and today you're going first.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Now, Sarah, I suppose most people probably know you from the One Show
0:04:49 > 0:04:51but also Jeremy Vine, you do as well.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Now, I come from a long line of doctors.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Seriously, a long, long, long, long, long line of doctors.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00I know that people are always longing to take a doctor to one side
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- and say, "Doctor...".- They don't bother to take you to one side, they do it completely shamelessly.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- In fact, it's already happened today.- Has it?- Yes.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12How often do you go to the supermarket not in disguise?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16I do shop in a supermarket well outside the patch where I'm a GP.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Right.- You'll be going through the supermarket and patients will come up
0:05:19 > 0:05:22and go through your shopping trolley.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26So then, Sarah, there we are. What are you going to go for?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- I'm going to go with Dundee. - Dundee, says Sarah.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Dundee, is that a correct answer and if it is, how many people said it?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It is right, very well done, Sarah.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- 28. - APPLAUSE
0:05:46 > 0:05:49I guess that's a good answer. I guess that's a good score.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Who knows, we'll discover when other people give their answers but, for now, I think that's great.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58Well played, it's a very good answer. It's lucky we didn't take your blood pressure just before that answer.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Thanks very much, indeed. Now, Sunetra.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Sunetra.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05You don't want to hear my heartbeat right now.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Zoe Hanna on Casualty.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- How long have you been on Casualty? - Nearly six years.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Nearly six years. And Ian, your partner,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17you're no longer on Casualty, are you? You flew that.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18I left when she came.
0:06:18 > 0:06:23Now, Sunetra, you were plucked from the street by a casting agent.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- Yes, I was.- To appear in Brookside.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I wasn't meant to be an actress.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I was just on my way home from school and a casting director
0:06:29 > 0:06:32saw my face and they needed a character on Brookside
0:06:32 > 0:06:35and I fitted it.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's one way of putting it!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39That's what everyone does.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41When I was 15, that's what I was basically waiting for.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43And look where you are now.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yeah, but I didn't get on Brookside, did I?
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Now, Sunetra, any city in Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm using a little theory of my own and I might be really wrong.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58I'm not going to tell you what it is but I think Wrexham is a city.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Wrexham in north Wales?- Yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Let's find out.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Wrexham, is it a city?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10No!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13That would have been such a brilliant pointless answer
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- if it had been.- I'm devastated.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh, I'm sorry, Sunetra.- That's OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I'm afraid that is incorrect, it scores you the maximum of 100 points, I'm sorry.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- What a gutsy thing to say. - Yes, it's a town.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28It did apply to be a city in the Diamond Jubilee year but,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- unfortunately...- That'll be why. - ..it's still a town.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35I would very, very much like to hear your theory, though. It might help Ian, as well.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38No, you don't want to hear my theory because they might steal it.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Even though I know it's wrong...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Good tactics, don't let them hear the theory!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Now, Nichola!- Hello.- Aw, Nichola.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Of course, you were in Surgical Spirit with Duncan.- I was.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53But far more exciting than that, this is fabulous,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Nichola was the voice of the BMW,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59James Bond's BMW in Tomorrow Never Dies.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yes, it is true, I was that car, yes.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06How many super sleuths' sports cars have you voiced?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I've done two on Bond movies. - Have you really?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I was also T-20, or whatever it is.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18- On what?- The same film as... I said, "All four wheels have left the ground"
0:08:18 > 0:08:20was one of my lines but I think they cut that one.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- That's just fantastic. - Yes, it was great fun.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Did you get along to the premiere? - No, I mean...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I'd forgotten I'd done it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33So did Eon, clearly, that's monstrous, they should have...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35No, because they produced Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
0:08:35 > 0:08:39that I did a year in with Brian Blessed as the Baron and Baroness
0:08:39 > 0:08:40and they produced that.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44They let me come to the filming of the next one
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- and I saw the Ice Palace blown up, which was great!- Excellent!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- How long were you with Brian Blessed in that?- A year.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56You must, therefore, have heard nearly a 32nd of all his stories.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58LAUGHTER
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I cannot tell you how much I love that man, he made me laugh.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04He used to stop the show every night
0:09:04 > 0:09:06and just do something completely different.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I'd go off and get my phone and phone my agent and, you know...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Do you think, Nichola, you would be a good judge of a Brian Blessed impression?
0:09:12 > 0:09:16- I would, can you do it? - I can't but I know a man who can.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19He can't do one!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I can!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It's one of my specialities.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25APPLAUSE
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Anyway, so, Nichola, what are you going to go for?- Armagh.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Armagh.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41By your theory, Sunetra, does that sound like a good answer?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Erm, yes.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Bad luck, Nichola...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48LAUGHTER
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Let's find out, Armagh, is that a correct answer?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55If it is, how many of our 100 people said Armagh?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It's right!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Down it goes,
0:10:03 > 0:10:04passes 28...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06to three!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09That is a fabulous answer, Nichola, very, very well done, indeed.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11APPLAUSE
0:10:14 > 0:10:19That's a brilliant answer, a great start to your Pointless career. It was granted city status in 1994.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Now then, Ian.- Hello.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You were in Casualty for a number of years as a doctor.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Mmm, yes, with Bleasy...- Indeed, and then you jumped ship
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- and cropped up in Doctors as a practice manager.- Yeah.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Do you look on that as a promotion,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38going from doctor to practice manager, I mean?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Well, I'm still living in this one.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Who has the easy job? I mean, only fictitiously.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47According to your scripts, which is the job you'd prefer to do?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51You'd think Howard would be an easier part to play
0:10:51 > 0:10:53but the script writers tend to write him
0:10:53 > 0:10:57quite a lot of managerial speak which is almost as impossible
0:10:57 > 0:11:01as the medical speak,
0:11:01 > 0:11:03which, I'm sure, everybody else here appreciates.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Yeah, you can't really write most of your lines on people's legs
0:11:08 > 0:11:10and plaster casts,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13which I used to be able to get away with on Casualty.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18I do, probably, hold the record on Casualty for having 27 takes.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Seriously, 27?- For one medical word, yes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- What was the word?- You now know what the word is, don't you?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25I can say it now!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Which was homonymous hemianopia.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Sarah?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Perfect.- I've had a lot of practice.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Now, tell me what it is. - I haven't got a clue.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Ian, what are you going to go for?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44I'm going to have to go for,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'm going to have to go for Cardiff.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49OK, Cardiff, says Ian. Cardiff.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Let's see if that's right and let's see how many of our 100 people said Cardiff.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57It's right.
0:11:57 > 0:11:5893.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Do you know what, it's a sensible thing to do.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Someone's already scored 100.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06You know, go safe. You're seven better.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- 93 for Cardiff.- That was pretty safe, wasn't it?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- It was very safe.- That really was.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14That is sort of a practice manager's answer, that was, I would say.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- True, yes.- Capital city of Wales, of course.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Three, Nichola, what a great score,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Armagh, fabulous, very well done, that puts you and Duncan
0:12:27 > 0:12:30in a very commanding position at this point in the round.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Then we travel up to 28 where we find Sarah and George.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Up to 93 where we find Ian and Paul
0:12:34 > 0:12:36and then up to 100 where we find Sunetra and Ian.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Ian, it could all be fine.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It's not like you're alone right at the front, there.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46It is going to be between you and Paul in this next pass.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Best of luck to both of you. We are coming back down the line now.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Now then, Paul, we are looking for cities in Scotland, Wales
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- and Northern Ireland. - No pressure whatsoever.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04You're going to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Paul, of course, you have been on Pointless before.- I have. - You were here with Tina Hobley.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Yes, we got to the head-to-head. - Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Now I've watched it ever since and I want the silverware
0:13:15 > 0:13:17even though it's made of glass.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19You've got it, you've got to go for it.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24If I do win it, I shall run naked down Borehamwood High Street.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27LAUGHTER
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I have got my fingers crossed.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32You did that yesterday, as well...
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I know!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Still, OK, this time with the Pointless trophy. - It is expected of me now.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Anyway, Paul, there you are on 93.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41The high scorers are Ian and Sunetra.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- You want to be scoring six or less. - Yes.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- To avoid becoming the new high scorers.- Right.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51Well, that's scuppered my first thought.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55My second thought is going to be St Andrews.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- St Andrews.- Good work.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59That sounds like a brilliant...
0:13:59 > 0:14:03On one criteria, it should be
0:14:03 > 0:14:06but, probably, on the other 99, it isn't.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09OK, we will find out soon enough. Here's your red line.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's quite low.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16If you get below it with St Andrews, you are definitely in the next round.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Let's find out if St Andrews is right and, if it is, how many people said it.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Oh, no! I'm sorry, Paul.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28That's an incorrect answer, scores you the maximum of 100 points
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- and takes your total up to 193. - So sorry, Paul.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35The good news is you've really cheered Sunetra up.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, you haven't.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, dear. Right, now, Duncan.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Yes, sir.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Duncan, this puts you very comfortably into the next round,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47which is lovely, a nice position to be in.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Duncan, obviously Surgical Spirit, but most people, I'm sure, will know
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- you through your long association with Victoria Wood.- Yeah.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Victoria Wood, Dinner Ladies...- Mm.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Acorn Antiques: The Musical!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Yeah, those little specials and things, yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05I did do other things.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You were a very respected Shakespearean actor before that.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Oh, no, no, no. I mean, I was there but not respected.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Very respected.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- So, Duncan...- Yes, sir.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18What are you going to go for?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21It's sort of immaterial, really, because you're through anyway.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- I'm going to have a punt because I can say what I like, can't I?- Mm.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29I know it's a football team and it's got "City" on the end
0:15:29 > 0:15:31but they are not always...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I'm not sure, Brechin.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Brechin.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Brechin, and they have a team, Brechin City.- Brechin City.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Sunetra, that's the kind of theory I like.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44That was the theory I was using! Wrexham City is a football...
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- I think it's Wrexham Town. - Wrexham Town...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50He didn't tell you that, he didn't say that!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I knew there was something wrong with his theory,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55it was because it says "Town".
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Duncan says Brechin. No red line for the good reason you're already through,
0:15:59 > 0:16:03but let's see how many of our 100 people said Brechin, if it's right?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Oh, no! - ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, dear. So, Brechin City.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Do they have inverted commas around the "City"?- I don't know.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- But I knew I could have a go. - Well, you could, exactly.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16It couldn't matter less.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 103,
0:16:19 > 0:16:21but you're easily through, so there we are.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Yeah, it's a very good one to go for because of Brechin City but,
0:16:24 > 0:16:25yes, it's an anomaly.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27It's not actually an official city, I'm afraid.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Thanks very much indeed. Now then, Ian.
0:16:30 > 0:16:36Oh, what a lifeline you've been thrown. 92 points of lifeline.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41- So, Ian.- Yeah.- 18 years as Josh. - Was it?- Yes, 18.- Blimey.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- 18 years in a green overall. - In a jumpsuit, yeah.- Yeah. Wow.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Now, I imagine you must have picked up a lot of skills.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53I've got the dangerous knowledge. I've got half knowledge.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- You know what it is.- Yeah, yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- You know what to do, but you never try it.- No!- Ever!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I don't know, if I was on an aeroplane
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and there were absolutely no doctors, I think
0:17:04 > 0:17:07the next best thing would be someone who'd played a doctor.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I think that's the most dangerous thing in the world!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Oh, no, at least in my hazy consciousness, I'd think, "Oh,
0:17:13 > 0:17:15"good, good, good."
0:17:15 > 0:17:16So remember,
0:17:16 > 0:17:20we're looking for cities in Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26- I'll go for Aberdeen.- Aberdeen. Well, Dundee did well.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Let's see if Aberdeen can do.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30There's a nice high red line for you.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32If you get below that, you're through.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Let's see - Aberdeen, is it right and if so how many people said it?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It is and you're through. Well done, Ian.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- 54. - APPLAUSE
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Ooh.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50- 54 takes your total up to 154. - Well played, Ian. A good answer.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Do you want to know a fact about Aberdeen?
0:17:52 > 0:17:53I would love to know a fact.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54In the late 19th century,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57it was the British centre of envelope production.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Yeah, I bet you didn't know that.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- George.- Yes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Welcome. You've been so patient. Thank you.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09You've written lots of doctor parts. Is there medicine in your family?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12There is, my grandfather was a doctor in Vienna,
0:18:12 > 0:18:16rather an eccentric doctor. He had a sanatorium for tuberculosis
0:18:16 > 0:18:19and he had his patients out in the snow
0:18:19 > 0:18:23pretty well naked, or near naked, saying...
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Paul won't be later tonight. Yeah!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28It was mind over matter and I think he saved King Farouk's life.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29He had appendicitis.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32I don't know whether we should thank him for that.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35But he was quite a famous doctor in Vienna and a contemporary of Freud.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36That was my grandad,
0:18:36 > 0:18:40from Vienna, and that's about the end of the doctors in our family
0:18:40 > 0:18:43except for Duncan and I, we're honorary doctors from Bradford.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Well, I have good news, George. - Yeah.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You and Sarah are comfortably through to the next round
0:18:47 > 0:18:50courtesy of Ian and Paul's high score over there,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52but I think you've probably got a good answer.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well, I was going to say Aberdeen, so that's stumped me a bit.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59But I think I'm still going for the city theory,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01but I thought I'd say Swansea city.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Swansea, OK, George is saying Swansea.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04No red line for you, you're already through
0:19:04 > 0:19:07but let's see how many of our 100 people said Swansea.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Is it not?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Too near Cardiff, probably.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- It's right.- Ah!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- 63. There you are. - APPLAUSE
0:19:16 > 0:19:1963 takes your total up to 91, the lowest total score of the round.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Very well done indeed. - Very well played there on podium one.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25It's Britain's wettest city, according to the Met Office, Swansea.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- Is it?- Yeah. Not just because it's next to the sea either.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30They don't measure that.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- Ah - it could be the spray. - It's rain.- It's rain?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Really?- Now, let's take a look at the best answers.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37No pointless answers.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Actually, the best answer you could have given, there's two of them
0:19:40 > 0:19:41and one of them is Armagh, Nichola.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Armagh and Lisburn, both in Northern Ireland.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Both of them would have scored you three points.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Newry, also Northern Ireland, would have scored you five.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'll go through the answers. I know people at home will have guessed one.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56You would have got ten points for Bangor, ten points for St Asaph,
0:19:56 > 0:20:00which is a new city in Wales, 12 points for Newport, 15 for Perth.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03And we've heard... Well, 73 for Belfast.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Let's take a look at the top three. One of these will be familiar.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12In third, it was Edinburgh, with 92. And there's joint winners.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Cardiff, 93, and Glasgow, 93.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18So that really was a spectacularly safe answer.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of our first round, the pair who'll be heading home
0:20:23 > 0:20:26with our high score of 193, I'm afraid it's Paul and Ian.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Yes, that's for two. Straightaway, please.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30LAUGHTER
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I'm so sorry. Head-to-head last time.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I thought you were a shoe-in for the final.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40But it's been lovely having you on the show. Come back again, please.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- Paul and Ian, lovely contestants. Thanks for playing. - APPLAUSE
0:20:45 > 0:20:49But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51APPLAUSE
0:20:51 > 0:20:55And so three pairs remain. At the end of this round,
0:20:55 > 0:20:58we'll be saying goodbye to another pair before our head-to-head.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Sunetra...- It's funny how you said that and looked at me!
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I was just going to say, when Wrexham came up,
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I did think it was going to be you leaving us, that round.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10But here you are. You made it through.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Nichola, a special mention for Armagh. That was wonderful.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16And George and Sarah, our class swots. Well done.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Lovely low scores from you. Well done.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is:
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- LAUGHTER - Body Parts.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38OK, and the question concerns:
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Oh!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44LAUGHTER
0:21:44 > 0:21:46That's so mean!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Why is that so mean? - I got all excited!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I thought there might be one I could do!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54You'll be able to do this, Sarah.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It'll be fine. Richard.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00A real doctor would be better at actual parts of the body.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02This couldn't be less medical if we tried.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06We're going to show you the names of six hit singles on each pass
0:22:06 > 0:22:09which have parts of the body in their title.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You need to tell us the name of the act who had a hit with that song in the year shown.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14So which acts had hits with these songs?
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- 12 in all to have a go at at home. Best of luck.- Thanks, Richard.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21So we are looking for the bands or artists who had hits with
0:22:21 > 0:22:25these songs featuring parts of the body. I'm sorry, Sarah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Here's our first board of six. It reads like this.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'll read those all one last time.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- George. - I'm going to take a wild guess here.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02I can't remember the Shaddap You Face guy. I'm going to say...
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Tongue, to me, sounds like a Madonna song.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- All I can say is Madonna. It's a wild guess.- OK.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Tongue - Madonna. Let's see if that's right
0:23:12 > 0:23:15and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Madonna.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Bad luck, George. I'm sorry.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21An incorrect answer scores you the maximum of 100.
0:23:21 > 0:23:25It looks like that might not be the last 100 points of this round.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- Richard.- It does sound like a Madonna song, though.- Yeah.- Tongue.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Ian.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Now, how do you feel about this? - Ooh...
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Heart Of Glass - Blondie. - Blondie, says Ian.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Blondie for Heart Of Glass.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Absolutely right.
0:23:50 > 0:23:5271.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54APPLAUSE
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- That's not a bad score. - That may be a winning score, Ian.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- 71.- Yeah, not a bad score at all. Big number one single for Blondie.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05It's one of the first songs they ever wrote, but didn't record it for many years.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Thanks. Now, Duncan, you are the last person to have this board.
0:24:09 > 0:24:15- If you fancied it, you could talk us through it.- I know one.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17And it's...
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22The Beatles, says Duncan, I Want To Hold Your Hand.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people said that.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29It's right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- 84. - APPLAUSE
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- 84 for The Beatles. - It's better than 100, Duncan.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38That's damage limitation.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Do you know half of your bones are in your hands and feet?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Half of mine, or everyone's? - LAUGHTER
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Both.- Oh, I see. Good. - That's about right, isn't it, Sarah?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50- More than half.- There you go.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Let's go through the rest of this. Do you know Shaddap You Face?- Joe Dolce.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Yeah, the Joe Dolce Music Theatre. We'd have taken Joe Dolce.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Would have scored 22.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Do you know Wear My Ring Around Your Neck?- No.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- That is Elvis.- I got it right!
0:25:04 > 0:25:09Elvis Presley and the Jordanaires, to be precise. Two points for that.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Wrapped Around Your Finger. - This I do know. Godley and Creme.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Absolutely wrong!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17LAUGHTER
0:25:17 > 0:25:20It was...The Police.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24- I'm afraid it would have scored you six points.- Oh, no! Under Your...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Sorry. That was the Godley and Creme song, sorry.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I was singing it to myself and I was thinking... Oh, Lordy!
0:25:30 > 0:25:35- I thought that was quite random. - You looked so pleased with yourself as well.- I really was.- You see?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- It's not so easy, is it? - LAUGHTER
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Now, Tongue, do you know that one? That's a tough one. It's by REM.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- Ah.- And that would have scored you four points.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Thank you. We're halfway through the round.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Let's take a look at those scores. Some quite big scores.
0:25:51 > 0:25:5471, our best score of that pass. Ian and Sunetra, that's you.
0:25:54 > 0:25:58Then up to 84, where we find Duncan and Nichola. Then up to 100, George and Sarah.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00But you're in quite good company up there.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Sometimes if you score 100, everyone else is really low down,
0:26:04 > 0:26:06but they're within touching distance.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10So, anything could happen in the next pass. Best of luck. We're going to come back down the line.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18OK, let's put six more songs with body parts in them
0:26:18 > 0:26:22up on the board, and here they come. We have got:
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'll read those all one last time.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Remember, we are looking for the bands or artists who had hits
0:26:51 > 0:26:54with these songs, all of them featuring body parts.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58Nichola, you're going to try and find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Never heard of any of them, I'm afraid. No.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I wouldn't even have a clue.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08I got three on the last one, but not one on this one.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I shall go for... Ooh, I don't know.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Westlife. Who knows?
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Westlife, says Nichola. Well, there is your red line.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Get below that and you're in the head-to-head.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Hmm.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Are we going to get below that red line with Westlife?
0:27:26 > 0:27:28No, I'm sorry.
0:27:30 > 0:27:35Another 100 points there. That takes your total up to 184. Sorry.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Not Westlife, I'm afraid, but you're still in it mathematically.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- So you never know. - Thanks, Richard. Sunetra.- Hello.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45You're through to the head-to-head.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50This is fantastic, thanks to Ian's wonderful low-scoring 71(!)
0:27:50 > 0:27:54Really? So you're saying that even if I gamble...
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Even if you score 100 points, you are still in the head-to-head.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00I think you might be good at this. How's that board to you?
0:28:00 > 0:28:06- Three, I know three.- That's OK. - But I'm not 100% sure about one.
0:28:06 > 0:28:12I should just go with the solid answer of Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue.
0:28:14 > 0:28:17No red line for you, you're already through.
0:28:17 > 0:28:21Let's see how many of our 100 people said Kylie Minogue.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22It's right.
0:28:23 > 0:28:2570 people.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27APPLAUSE
0:28:27 > 0:28:29141 is your total.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34Well played. Kylie Minogue has had hit albums in four separate decades.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- Already?- Yeah, how about that?- Wow!
0:28:37 > 0:28:39That's good. Now, then.
0:28:39 > 0:28:43- This is where we have a game on our hands. Sarah...- No, we don't.
0:28:43 > 0:28:46Oh, we must! Sarah, do you want to talk us through the board?
0:28:46 > 0:28:50Do you fancy maybe telling us who all the people are?
0:28:50 > 0:28:55OK, Hips Don't Lie...after 1983, so I don't know that one.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59Cold Shoulder, also after 1983, so I don't know that one.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Did your radio break in 1983?- Yes!
0:29:02 > 0:29:06Yes. No, I became a junior doctor and I didn't have time.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09And that's kind of it, really.
0:29:09 > 0:29:13I can't even think of anyone who was around then.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16Legs, um...Spandau Ballet.
0:29:16 > 0:29:18Legs - Spandau Ballet, says Sarah.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21Here's your red line, Sarah.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Get below that with Spandau Ballet and you're in the head-to-head.
0:29:24 > 0:29:28Let's find out. Legs, is that by Spandau Ballet?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33I'm afraid it's not. But it is a good guess.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37But that scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200. Sorry.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40Yes, sorry, Sarah. Absolutely right era.
0:29:40 > 0:29:44In fact, Spandau Ballet and Madonna, it's a tough way to get 200 points, to be fair.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- Both plausible guesses. Now, there's lots to fill in here.- Yes.
0:29:47 > 0:29:50Sunetra, anything you fancy going for?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52I was going to go for Shakira with Hips Don't Lie.
0:29:52 > 0:29:55Yeah, absolutely right. Would have scored you 47 points.
0:29:55 > 0:29:59And the risky one was Julian Cope - World Shut Your Mouth.
0:29:59 > 0:30:02Yes, exactly right. Would have been a terrific answer as well.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Would have scored you seven points. - See?
0:30:04 > 0:30:07- Have I recovered from Wrexham yet? - Yeah.- Very good.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09APPLAUSE
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- Now, let's take a look at the rest of these. Legs. Do you remember?- ZZ Top.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19It is ZZ Top, yeah. And that would have scored you 16.
0:30:19 > 0:30:21- Five Colours In Her Hair? - Is the wonderful McFly.
0:30:21 > 0:30:25It is the wonderful McFly. That would have scored you 17.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28And the best answer up there is Cold Shoulder.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31One of the lesser-known hits of a very successful female
0:30:31 > 0:30:34- singer-songwriter. - It's Adele.- Adele, yup.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37And that would have scored you four points.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40Very well done if you got that one at home. Terrific answer.
0:30:40 > 0:30:44Thanks. So at the end of our second round... I'm so sorry.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47They were the class act of the first round and here they are,
0:30:47 > 0:30:52- our newest members of the 200 Club. I'm lost for words.- That was mean!
0:30:52 > 0:30:55And we said body parts and it turned out to be pop music, really.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57You'll just have to come back and do it again
0:30:57 > 0:31:00and I hope you'll get a better subject matter then.
0:31:00 > 0:31:04- Thanks so much for playing, Sarah and George. Wonderful contestants. - APPLAUSE
0:31:07 > 0:31:12- But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. - APPLAUSE
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Congratulations, Duncan and Nichola, Ian and Sunetra.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18You're now one step closer to the final and a chance to
0:31:18 > 0:31:21play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,500.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Now, we have to decide who's going to play for that money
0:31:28 > 0:31:33and to do that, you're now going to go head-to-head. You're now allowed to confer.
0:31:33 > 0:31:36The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Best of luck. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:31:39 > 0:31:43APPLAUSE
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Here comes your first question. It concerns:
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Yes, more fun that in sounds, I promise.
0:31:54 > 0:31:57We're about to show you five visual clues now to the
0:31:57 > 0:32:00surnames of various members of the Cabinet or the Shadow Cabinet.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Can you tell us who these clues refer to?
0:32:02 > 0:32:06We'll also show you some letters underneath to help you along the way.
0:32:06 > 0:32:11Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five visual clues, and here they come. We have got:
0:32:30 > 0:32:31There we are.
0:32:31 > 0:32:35Five visual clues to members of the Shadow Cabinet and the Cabinet.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38Now, Duncan and Nichola, you played best throughout the show
0:32:38 > 0:32:40so far, so you get to go first.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42The top one, I don't know what it is.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45THEY CONFER
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Caroline Flint, C.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56C, Caroline Flint.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58C, Caroline Flint.
0:32:58 > 0:33:01Now, Ian and Sunetra, do you fancy talking us through all
0:33:01 > 0:33:04the other ones and see if you can come up with some answers?
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- Yeah, we'll give it a go. - William Hague.- Ed Balls.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Jeremy Hunt. Vince Cable. - Vince Cable.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Which one do you think people who saw that wouldn't know?
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- Shall we go for William Hague? - William Hague, A.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17A, William Hague.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21So we have C, Caroline Flint, and A, William Hague.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24Duncan and Nichola said C, Caroline Flint.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31It's right, of course.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36That's a great answer!
0:33:36 > 0:33:38Look at it! Down it goes to three!
0:33:38 > 0:33:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:33:43 > 0:33:44Another three.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48Another three, exactly, for the Duncan and Nichola partnership.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52Now, Ian and Sunetra have gone for William Hague.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Obviously, it's right.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06Is it going to beat three, though? 23 for William Hague.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08APPLAUSE
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Which means, Duncan and Nichola, an early lead for you.
0:34:12 > 0:34:16- After one question, you're up 1-nil. - Very well played, both teams.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19Caroline Flint was the best answer. Nothing you could have done.
0:34:19 > 0:34:23William Hague is actually the next best answer there.
0:34:23 > 0:34:30Ed Balls is a big scorer. You can imagine. He scored 91 points.
0:34:30 > 0:34:34D, you're absolutely right, is Jeremy Hunt.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Would have scored you 29 points.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41And you're right about the last one as well. Vince Cable.
0:34:41 > 0:34:45And he's another big scorer. He would have scored you 59.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Wow!
0:34:46 > 0:34:50Thanks very much, Richard. So here comes your second question.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Ian and Sunetra, you'll get to answer this one first.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55But you have to win it to stay in the game.
0:34:55 > 0:34:57So best of luck. It concerns:
0:34:59 > 0:35:00A Christmas Carol, Richard.
0:35:00 > 0:35:04We're going to show you five clues now to facts about Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Can you give us the most obscure answer up there?
0:35:07 > 0:35:11OK, thank you. Let's reveal our five facts, and here they come.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13We have got:
0:35:29 > 0:35:32I'll read those all one final time.
0:35:47 > 0:35:51There we are. Five clues to facts about A Christmas Carol.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55- Ian and Sunetra, you will go first. - Yeah.
0:35:55 > 0:36:00The problem is we're so sketchy on the four that if we get it wrong, we
0:36:00 > 0:36:06may as well go for the one that we know will definitely not be wrong.
0:36:06 > 0:36:10That's the problem we have. Do you want to risk...?
0:36:10 > 0:36:12No. Bah, humbug.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14One.
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Bah, humbug, you're going to say. Bah, humbug.
0:36:17 > 0:36:20OK, now, Duncan and Nichola, do you think you can talk us
0:36:20 > 0:36:24- through the board? - So the second one is...
0:36:24 > 0:36:26..God bless us, every one.
0:36:26 > 0:36:30The final thing we think is his own gravestone.
0:36:30 > 0:36:34And Scrooge's former partner was Jacob Marley.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36But I don't know the names of the children.
0:36:36 > 0:36:40It's something like Poverty, Starvation and...something.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42- Jacob Marley?- Jacob Marley. - Jacob Marley.
0:36:42 > 0:36:47You're going to go for Jacob Marley. OK, the ghost who visits him.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50So, Ian and Sunetra have gone for bah, humbug.
0:36:50 > 0:36:55Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said bah, humbug.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59It's right, of course.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- Ooh, 70. - APPLAUSE
0:37:03 > 0:37:06Wow! That is high.
0:37:06 > 0:37:0870 for bah, humbug.
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Now, Duncan and Nichola have gone for Jacob Marley,
0:37:12 > 0:37:14the former partner who visits him as a ghost.
0:37:14 > 0:37:20Let's see if that's right, and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Jacob Marley.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22It's right.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26There we go. You've done it. Very well done. 46 for Jacob Marley.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29APPLAUSE
0:37:29 > 0:37:33It wins you the point and it sees you through to the final, 2-nil.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37- Very well done, Duncan and Nichola. - Very well played.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Jacob Marley, the ex-business partner of Scrooge
0:37:40 > 0:37:44and the godfather of reggae as well, of course. LAUGHTER
0:37:45 > 0:37:49Now, Nichola and Duncan proved very good on this board as well.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53- The last five words of the story? - God bless us, every one.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56God bless us, every one, said by Tiny Tim, yeah.
0:37:56 > 0:38:01Would have scored you ten points. And the final thing that the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come shows Scrooge?
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- The gravestone? - Scrooge's own gravestone, yes.
0:38:05 > 0:38:06That would have scored you 26.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09And you had a little go at the names of the starved children.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13- There's two names and they are Ignorance and Want.- Yes!
0:38:13 > 0:38:16Ignorance and Want. That would have scored you seven points.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20That's the best answer up there. Very well done if you went through the whole board. Terrific.
0:38:20 > 0:38:25Thanks very much, Richard. So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:38:25 > 0:38:29I'm afraid to say, it's Ian and Sunetra. You played so well throughout the show.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31We'll draw a veil over Wrexham.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35But it's been such a treat having you on the show. Thank you so much.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38Wonderful performance. Promise you'll come back and play again.
0:38:38 > 0:38:39Absolutely.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Excellent. Ian and Sunetra, everyone.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:38:45 > 0:38:50- But for Duncan and Nichola, it's now time for our Pointless final. - APPLAUSE
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Congratulations, Duncan and Nichola. You fought off all the competition
0:38:55 > 0:38:58and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:39:03 > 0:39:06You now have a chance to win our Pointless
0:39:06 > 0:39:10jackpot for your charities. And that currently stands at £2,500.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:39:16 > 0:39:19I think we knew the cut of your jib from the first round.
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Absolutely fantastic performance from start to finish and here you are, in the final.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27You've seen off five pretend doctors and one real one.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31That's fantastic going. As always, you kick this round off by choosing the category you
0:39:31 > 0:39:34want to answer questions under and here are your choices:
0:39:44 > 0:39:45- Shall we go home now? - LAUGHTER
0:39:45 > 0:39:48I certainly don't know anything about sporting awards.
0:39:48 > 0:39:511980s popular culture, I don't even know what that is.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54- And Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals...- You know about those.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- I certainly do not! - Do you not?
0:39:57 > 0:40:00LAUGHTER
0:40:00 > 0:40:03I can't imagine I'll know any of the answers, so it's over to you.
0:40:03 > 0:40:08- Yes, 1980s Popular Culture.- 1980s Popular Culture, it is. Richard.- OK.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11We're going to give you three separate choices.
0:40:11 > 0:40:14Take your answers from any of these. We are looking for:
0:40:14 > 0:40:19Any actor who appeared in 100 or more episodes of the original Dallas.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24Any actor who appeared in 100 or more episodes of the original series of Dallas.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27We're looking for any Steve Martin film that was released in the '80s.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30So any Steve Martin film made for cinema release that came
0:40:30 > 0:40:33out in the '80s, according to IMDB.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37Or we are looking for any Bruce Springsteen single that was
0:40:37 > 0:40:41released in the 1980s. Any Bruce Springsteen top 40 hit in the 1980s.
0:40:41 > 0:40:45- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:40:45 > 0:40:49As always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just
0:40:51 > 0:40:53one of those answers to be pointless.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56Remember, the answers can come from any of these categories.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58They can all be from one category, or one from each,
0:40:58 > 0:41:01two from one, one from another, it's up to you.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- Are you ready?- Yes.- Yes.- Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07There they are. Your time starts now.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09- Charlene Tilton.- Yeah.
0:41:09 > 0:41:13- Steve Martin films, didn't he do a film about Cyrano?- He did.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16- Was it called Cyrano? - He did Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
0:41:16 > 0:41:18With Michael Caine, yes.
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Which is about to open as a musical.
0:41:20 > 0:41:24- And... - Who is Bruce Springsteen?- Now...
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- Seriously! Who is he? - LAUGHTER
0:41:26 > 0:41:30- I don't know any of his records. - Right. Forget him, then.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Steve Martin films, come on.
0:41:32 > 0:41:37I've never seen a Steve Martin film because Don is allergic to him.
0:41:37 > 0:41:40He throws his teeth at the television if he's on.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43It's very unpleasant. They're usually still in the glass.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Um... Charlene Tilton.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48Um... Sue Ellen, I can't remember her name.
0:41:48 > 0:41:51Anyway, she'd be too famous. Larry Hagman.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53The guy who played Bobby Ewing was...
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Can't remember.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58- No, I can't remember. - Ten seconds left.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04Steve Martin films... Cyrano. Was it actually called Cyrano?
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Or was it called something else? The chap with the big nose.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11- That's your time up.- Right.- It wasn't really long enough, was it?
0:42:11 > 0:42:14But I now need three answers from you.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Charlene Tilton.- Charlene Tilton. - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Was it called Cyrano?- Cyrano.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25And Cyrano.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26OK, of those three answers,
0:42:26 > 0:42:31which do you think is your best crack at a pointless answer?
0:42:31 > 0:42:34They're all a bit dodgy, I think. Um...
0:42:34 > 0:42:38- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.- OK, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, we'll put last.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41Which is your least likely to be pointless?
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- Charlene Tilton, I should think. - Charlene Tilton.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45OK, we'll put that first.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49Let's put those answers up on the board in that order and here they are.
0:42:49 > 0:42:54We have got Charlene Tilton, Cyrano and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
0:42:54 > 0:42:58Well, very best of luck. Your first answer was Charlene Tilton.
0:42:58 > 0:43:03Now, if that is pointless and you win that jackpot of £2,500,
0:43:03 > 0:43:06who will that money be going to? What are your charities?
0:43:06 > 0:43:10Well, mine is the Lymphoma Association.
0:43:10 > 0:43:13They looked after my brother when his wife died
0:43:13 > 0:43:18and they're not a huge charity, but they're absolutely brilliant
0:43:18 > 0:43:21people who are dealing with people with lymphoma.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Excellent. Nichola? How about you?
0:43:23 > 0:43:27Age UK, because animals and children get a lot of attention,
0:43:27 > 0:43:31quite rightly, but the elderly aren't quite as fashionable.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34- So... And we'll all need them one day!- We certainly will.
0:43:34 > 0:43:38- Well done. Two excellent charities there. Brilliant. - APPLAUSE
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Very best of luck.
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Let's hope one of your answers up there is pointless,
0:43:47 > 0:43:50so we can give that jackpot towards those charities.
0:43:50 > 0:43:54Now, your first answer, as I said, was Charlene Tilton.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57You're hoping she was an actress in the original Dallas
0:43:57 > 0:44:01series for 100 or more episodes. If it's right, if it's pointless,
0:44:01 > 0:44:03you will win that jackpot for your charities.
0:44:03 > 0:44:07So for £2,500, let's see how many people said Charlene Tilton.
0:44:09 > 0:44:13Well, it's right. That was the key thing it had to be first of all.
0:44:13 > 0:44:17If this goes all the way down to zero, you leave here with £2,500.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Down it goes. Into single figures.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Down it goes. Still going down. Oh!
0:44:21 > 0:44:24- Two! - APPLAUSE
0:44:24 > 0:44:27It's better than three.
0:44:28 > 0:44:31You've gone one better. Exactly.
0:44:31 > 0:44:34Three has become your recurring team score.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37You've gone down to two. Maybe this is a good sign.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Maybe your subsequent answers are going to do even better.
0:44:40 > 0:44:44Only two more chances to win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47This time, we are looking for Steve Martin films from the 1980s.
0:44:47 > 0:44:51And you have gone for Cyrano. Are you sure that's the right answer?
0:44:51 > 0:44:54Let's find out. For £2,500, is it correct
0:44:54 > 0:44:57and if it is, how many of our 100 people said it?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59Cyrano.
0:44:59 > 0:45:01No.
0:45:01 > 0:45:05- I couldn't think what it was called. - I've just remembered.- What is it?
0:45:05 > 0:45:07- We'll discover in a second. - All right.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10- It's a song by Godley and Creme! - LAUGHTER
0:45:12 > 0:45:15You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Everything is now riding on Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Another Steve Martin film from the 1980s.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24This was your most confident punt at the pointless answer,
0:45:24 > 0:45:28so let's hope it is pointless and wins you that £2,500.
0:45:28 > 0:45:31Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, how many people said it?
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Well, it's right. Your first answer,
0:45:36 > 0:45:40the one you thought was least likely to be pointless, went down to two.
0:45:40 > 0:45:42Your second answer, Cyrano, was incorrect,
0:45:42 > 0:45:43but this is your third answer.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Taking us down into single figures. Still going down.
0:45:46 > 0:45:51- Still going down. Oh, no! - APPLAUSE
0:45:52 > 0:45:54Oh! I'm so sorry.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- You've had two threes and two twos. - Yes.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03Brilliant low scoring, but I'm afraid in this round, we are
0:46:03 > 0:46:06only interested in pointless answers.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11So you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:46:11 > 0:46:14However, as it is a celebrity special, we are going to
0:46:14 > 0:46:18donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities.
0:46:18 > 0:46:21We have loved having you on the show. You've just been brilliant.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24- Please come back and do it again. - We can come back as actors.
0:46:24 > 0:46:26What a good idea!
0:46:26 > 0:46:30Anyway, thank you so much, Duncan and Nichola. Fabulous.
0:46:30 > 0:46:33CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:46:39 > 0:46:44You've been so brilliant throughout. Great answers from start to finish. Been an absolute pleasure.
0:46:44 > 0:46:49- The Cyrano film you're thinking of was Roxanne.- Roxanne!- Would have scored you 14 points though,
0:46:49 > 0:46:51so wouldn't have been a pointless answer.
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Let's take a look at some of the Dallas actors.
0:46:54 > 0:46:57There's some big names, if you know your Dallas, on this list.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Howard Keel would have been a pointless answer.
0:46:59 > 0:47:02Priscilla Presley was a pointless answer.
0:47:02 > 0:47:06Steve Kanaly was a pointless answer. Susan Howard, who played his wife.
0:47:06 > 0:47:08Ken Kercheval, who played Cliff Barnes,
0:47:08 > 0:47:12he was a pointless answer as well. Very well done if you said that, would have won the money.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Let's take a look at some Steve Martin films from the '80s.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18Little Shop Of Horrors would have been a pointless answer.
0:47:18 > 0:47:22Movers And Shakers. Pennies From Heaven. I just watched this the other day, The Lonely Guy.
0:47:22 > 0:47:26A very unusual, rather good film. Would have been a pointless answer.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29- And have you really never heard of Bruce Springsteen?- Seriously.
0:47:29 > 0:47:34- I've heard his name, but I don't know what he does.- He's a singer.
0:47:34 > 0:47:36- Oh. - He's the Boss.- Sounds like a cleaner.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38LAUGHTER
0:47:38 > 0:47:41I'm just going to Springsteen my carpet.
0:47:43 > 0:47:46Well, he's not a cleaner. LAUGHTER
0:47:46 > 0:47:50The biggest scorers here by a mile, Born In The USA was a very big
0:47:50 > 0:47:54scorer, Born To Run, Dancing In The Dark, The River. They were the big scorers.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57There's a couple of ones that people will know though.
0:47:57 > 0:48:01Cover Me was a pointless answer. I'm On Fire was a pointless answer.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Santa Claus Is Coming To Town would have won the jackpot as well.
0:48:04 > 0:48:06His version of that. And Spare Parts as well.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09Also on that, you could have had Brilliant Disguise, My Hometown
0:48:09 > 0:48:14and Tougher Than The Rest. Very well done if you got a pointless answer on today's show. Terrific.
0:48:14 > 0:48:17Thanks, Richard. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you,
0:48:17 > 0:48:21but it's been wonderful having you on the show. Thank you both so much for playing. Brilliant.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Thank you so much.- Thank you.
0:48:24 > 0:48:29Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye. - And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:33 > 0:48:36CHEERS AND APPLAUSE