0:00:13 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and welcome to this special edition of Pointless Celebrities,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the game where the aim is to find obscure answers
0:00:32 > 0:00:35and ignore the obvious ones. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- And couple number one. - After you, boss.- I'm Don Warrington.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'm an actor.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47I'm Ray Burdis.
0:00:47 > 0:00:53I'm a writer, director and sometimes an actor, when I'm not signing on.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:59- And couple number two. - I'm Robert Llewellyn.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I'm occasionally a fairly rubbish actor
0:01:02 > 0:01:05and occasionally a TV presenter and I write books and stuff.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08And I'm Dom Joly and I'm an alcoholic.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14And couple number three.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19I'm Rhona Cameron and I'm a comedian and author-writer.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I'm Richard Herring. I'm a stand-up comedian.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE
0:01:25 > 0:01:30- And finally, couple number four. - I'm John Bird. I'm...
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I seem to be retired. I was not my idea.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'm Tim Brooke-Taylor and I'm a comedy-writer-actor-ish.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40APPLAUSE
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Thank you very much. And these are today's Pointless Celebrities.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Thanks, all of you. We'll get to know more about you throughout the show,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55He once got into a staring match with a cat
0:01:55 > 0:01:56that lasted for seven months.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59He won and he has never let Tiddles forget it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Hi, everybody. Hiya.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Good evening to you.- Good evening to you.- Are you well?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Yeah, I am.- Excellent. I think this is going to be fun. - It's definitely going to be fun.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15But quite often when you have lots of comedy people on,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18you get some people who are very, very, very up for it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21There's a couple of people in our line-up who really want this.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23They can taste it. I'll tell you two of them.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Dom Joly wants it.- Uh-hm.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Richard Herring wants it.- Yeah. - Both of them do.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32In a way, if you'd put them on the same team,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35it would just be like heart to heart, it would be crazy.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40My son will be very excited cos Dom Joly's got Kryten on his team,
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Kryten from Red Dwarf, Robert Llewellyn. My son will be over the moon about that. He really will.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47But first round today, we're going to ease you in.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Everybody here remembers the 1980s, right?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- First round, that's where we're headed...- OK. Good.- ..the 1980s.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Sounds fun. Thanks very much indeed. Now, all of our questions
0:02:55 > 0:02:58on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Our contestants need to find the obscure answers
0:03:00 > 0:03:02those 100 people didn't get.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Of course, everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06that being an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Each time that happens, we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Now, as today's show is a celebrity special
0:03:11 > 0:03:14and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17we start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There we are.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30OK. Now, remember, the pair with the highest score at the end
0:03:30 > 0:03:31of this round will be eliminated
0:03:31 > 0:03:34and you are not to confer throughout the round itself.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37OK. Our first category today is...
0:03:39 > 0:03:43There we are. 1980s Pop. John, all your prayers have been answered.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to play first,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48who's going to play second?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...
0:04:01 > 0:04:06as many solo artists who had a UK number one in the 1980s
0:04:06 > 0:04:07as they could.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Solo artists who had a UK number one in the 1980s. Richard.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yes. Simply looking for any solo artist who had a UK number one single
0:04:15 > 0:04:19in the UK charts in the 1980s, please. Not duos, anything like that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Has to be credited to one individual performer, please.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25The name of any of those people. Loads of names there.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Loads of pointless ones too. Very best of luck to everyone.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Thanks very much. Now, Don and Ray, you all drew lots before the show
0:04:31 > 0:04:36and today you are going to go first. Ray, welcome to Pointless.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Great to have you here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Of course, you and Don worked together on Manwatch with Nigel...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Manchild, not Manwatch. What am I talking about, Manwatch?!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- That's... That's another show. - Sounds a bit dodgy, that.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55You worked together on Manchild with Nigel Havers,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Three Up, Two Down, of course. - Oh, yeah. Long time ago.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01But since then, you've produced lots of things.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05You've co-written films with Jude Law and Ray Winstone.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09You've produced all sorts of music videos. You've directed things.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10So, yeah, which did you prefer?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Have you preferred being behind the camera or in front of it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:17I don't know. You know, as an actor, work is quite hard to come by,
0:05:17 > 0:05:21so I thought I'd better add another string to my bow,
0:05:21 > 0:05:25stay in the industry and start writing and directing films.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- And become a writer-producer-director.- Yeah.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Why not?- We've done all right. - Yeah. Fair enough.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Now, how was the '80s for you, Ray?
0:05:33 > 0:05:38It should be really, really good cos I was into making pop promos
0:05:38 > 0:05:42around that period, but I guarantee that I muck this one up.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43I guarantee it.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Who are you going to go for?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47I'll go for Chris Rea.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Chris Rea says Ray. Let's see if that's right and, if it is,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54let's see how many of our 100 people said Chris Rea.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Oh, Ray.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm sorry. An incorrect answer.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Scores the maximum of 100 points.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Sorry, Ray. Really tough one, that first podium. Road to Hell was
0:06:06 > 0:06:08his biggest hit. It was only number ten.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10That one didn't get close to number one.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Thank you, Richard.- Pleasure.- Now, Dom, welcome to the show.- Thank you.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Great to have you here. Known for Trigger Happy TV, obviously,
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- but particularly "Splash!" recently. - Yes. Thank you. It was a real high point.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- How did you do in it? - Very, very badly.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Well, I lived and I can still walk, so it's OK.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34What really annoyed me is they can't show the terror that you feel
0:06:34 > 0:06:37when you're on the 10m board which I have to say I did do, just to show off,
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I fell off the 10m board, but it is insane.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Everything in your body and your mind is saying, "Leave now.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47"Push Vernon Kay off. Run away."
0:06:47 > 0:06:51And it was terrible. I'd rather not go back there, if that's all right?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- I'm getting quite bad flashbacks.- OK.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Dom, what are you going to go for? - I quite like the '80s.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01It's the last decade I can remember properly and I quite like the music,
0:07:01 > 0:07:05so I can either go for something really obscure and I'm going to...
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Or go safe. I'm going to go safe. I'm going to say Paul Young.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Paul Young says Dom. Paul Young. Let's see how many people said it.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Is it right?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17It is right.
0:07:23 > 0:07:247 for Paul Young.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26APPLAUSE
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well played, Dom. Very good answer.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Yeah, he's taken care of business, hasn't he, Dom?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Richard pretending to be happy with that. Giving him nice applause.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42Absolutely seething there. Just recalibrating his answer right now.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Wherever I Lay My Hat, (That's My Home).
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- That was a number one for Paul Young in the '80s. The Marvin Gaye song. - And others, surely?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- No, it was his only number one in the '80s.- Love of the Common People didn't make it to number one?- No.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Whoa. Wow. What were we doing, not buying that?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Well, we were buying lots of other solo artists on this list.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Hey, hey. I've got it. I've got one. - Have you got one?- Yes.- OK.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05In fact, I've probably got the one Richard Herring's going to say.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Rhona, welcome to Pointless. Do you still do stand up, Rhona?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13A little bit. I'm doing some more next year.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I've been writing a thing for TV at the moment,
0:08:17 > 0:08:20so I'm going to do some more stand up next year, yeah.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23But I like to also do some other things.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27I like to write, I like to direct, so...I don't know what to say
0:08:27 > 0:08:29because I'm worrying about the '80s.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Worry about the '80s. You can do that now. Worry about the '80s.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- But you remember the '80s clearly, Rhona?- I do, yeah. It was good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38It was a good decade for music.
0:08:38 > 0:08:43Not as good as the '70s, but I've got some fond '80s musical memories.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46OK. Well, 7 is our lowest score.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51I feel like I want to go for something a little obscure
0:08:51 > 0:08:54and something a bit safer that I'm worried isn't safe
0:08:54 > 0:08:57cos it might be a bit more popular.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02So I'm going to say, erm...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05..T'Pau.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Solo artist.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- She's a solo artist.- Now.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- It's a band.- It's a band.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- It's a band? She was... - No, it's fine. We'll find out.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19We'll find out if it's right. Let's find out if it's right.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Who knows! T'Pau.- No, no, no. We'll do another one.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'm really sorry, Rhona. I have to accept your first answer.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I thought T'Pau was good.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I thought T'Pau were brilliant.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31LAUGHTER
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- No, I thought it was a good answer. - Let's find out if it's good.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Is it right? How many of our 100 people said T'Pau?- No, it's not.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Oh.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41No.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- I'm sorry.- I know, listen, Richard, I had... I'm very musical.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I had about 20 up my sleeve and I just thought...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Could you mention two of them? - ..I thought this was good.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'm really sorry, Rhona. T'Pau is an incorrect answer.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Scores you 100 points. But you're in good company.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59There may be more joining you there.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You'll soon be in really good company.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I am sorry, Rhona. Yeah, T'Pau not...
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Although within the group, there are a number of individuals,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- so that's good.- I thought she was...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- I just want to go home now. - You'll be fine.- No, no, no.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- We're going to see so many... - This is my strongest area.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19That's OK. I tell you what, when we get to the very end,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22we'll have a little special game. You can come up with some other ones.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I'm an only child. I'd like that.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27At least you've made Dom Joly so happy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- I can't tell you how happy he looks. - I am quite strict on the rules.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Thanks very much indeed. Tim, welcome to Pointless.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Lovely to have you here. - Lovely to be here, Xander.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43People mainly know you, of course, from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue,
0:10:43 > 0:10:46but a lot of people, I'm sure, will remember you from The Goodies.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Used to be.- The greatest highlight of your life, of course,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51was appearing in a sitcom called TLC.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- With some of the best actors I've ever worked with.- Yes, yes.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Wait a minute. You were one of them.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I was. You're absolutely right. I was.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02And it was, actually, I thought, very good,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04but sadly the public didn't.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07So, Tim, what are you going to say?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Well, I think... I'm not certain about this, I think I'm going to
0:11:11 > 0:11:13stand and deliver and say Adam Ant.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Adam Ant. Adam Ant says Tim.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18That's a great answer, surely. Let's see if that's right
0:11:18 > 0:11:21and, if it is, let's how many of our 100 people said Adam Ant.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26It's absolutely right, Tim. Very well done indeed.
0:11:30 > 0:11:337. Look at that!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35APPLAUSE
0:11:35 > 0:11:38A superb answer, Tim.
0:11:38 > 0:11:407 it scores.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Well played, Tim. After Adam and the Ants split up, he went solo,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45had a number one single with Goody Two Shoes. At one point in 1981,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48they had seven singles in the top 40 at the same time, Adam and the Ants.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Too many. That's too many at once. - Do you think?- Isn't it?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- They were great.- First album I bought, Kings of the Wild Frontier.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58I loved Adam and the Ants. Sorry, Dom Joly has got an objection.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00It's the only thing I'm going to say, but were they not a band?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Adam and the Ants?- Yeah. - Adam and the Ants were a band, yes.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Oh, he said Adam Ant.- Yeah, Adam Ant had a solo number one
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- with Goody Two Shoes.- Did he? - Yeah. Well, that's what we were just saying.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11LAUGHTER
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I completely drifted off. I drifted off.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, we're halfway through the round.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Let's take a look at the scores.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Only two scores between the four teams. 7 and 100.
0:12:21 > 0:12:237 is where we find Tim and John and Dom and Robert
0:12:23 > 0:12:27and 100 is where we find Rhona and Richard and Ray and Don.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31So, yes, it's between Richard and Don to see who stays.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Very best of luck to the pair of you. We're going to come back down
0:12:34 > 0:12:37the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:12:40 > 0:12:43OK. John, it is your moment.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46When I was contacted by this show...
0:12:48 > 0:12:51..they said, "Are there any things you really don't want to answer
0:12:51 > 0:12:54"questions about?" and I said, "Yes, pop music."
0:12:54 > 0:12:59So, here it is and my friend here has just sabotaged our game plan
0:12:59 > 0:13:03which was to score 200 points and go home early
0:13:03 > 0:13:06and I have to feed my cat.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Now my cat will starve.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12OK. Well, now, John.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Listen, before that, I hope you won't be upset
0:13:16 > 0:13:18if I call you a senior statesman of satire. Is that all right?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Are you happy with that? - The surviving, I think.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23The surviving senior statesman of satire.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27You have worked with everyone from Peter Cook right up to Rory Bremner.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31You have been right across, the whole satire boom, you were there.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It boomed, yes. Yes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:39And here you still are on 7. The high scorers on 100, John.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43You can score 92 or less and still go through.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45What are you going to go for, John?
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- I'm going to say Paul Simon.- Paul Simon. That gets a nod from Richard.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- A qualified nod from Richard. - Might not be the right era.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58Let's find out if Paul Simon's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Paul Simon.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59There's your red line, John.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm afraid it's an incorrect answer.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07I thought that was a great answer.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10We will discover why not in a second. That scores you 100 points,
0:14:10 > 0:14:12takes your total up to 107.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- It was certainly a convincing answer, wasn't it?- Yeah.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17His biggest hit in the '80s was You Can Call Me Al
0:14:17 > 0:14:19which got to number four.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Yup.- Thank you very much indeed. Richard.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Yes.- Welcome to the show. - Thank you very much.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Here's the bit where I give a little potted history of your career.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- I tell you what you've done.- OK.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Fist of Fun, Lee and Herring, is probably the thing that
0:14:34 > 0:14:36I know you best for.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Lee and Herring, I got two points on an edition of Pointless for my name.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- That's good.- That's good. But you've written for countless comedy shows.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I've written for Al Murray and...
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I was I was in a thing you wrote.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- The Pub landlord. - That's how we get the jobs.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54I'm doing lots of podcasting and stand-up.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- Stand-up.- Doing lots of podcasting and stand-up tours at the moment.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- And you are about to get a pointless answer.- I'm really not.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07This is tactically a very difficult place to be in
0:15:07 > 0:15:11because I have to try and get something low. And...
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- I'm just so sorry.- I'm going to take a bit of a punt.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20And hope that he did this one on his own.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm going to go for Bryan Ferry.
0:15:23 > 0:15:29- Bryan Ferry.- With Jealous Guy, I'm hoping he did it on his own.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32He did. Let's find out though if he got to number one with that.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33I'm pretty sure.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35The high scorers are John and Tim at the moment on 107.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38You want to be scoring 6 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Let's see how many of our 100 people said Bryan Ferry.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42There is your red line.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Oh, no.- Had to take a chance. - Richard.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55That scores you 100 points. Takes your total up to 200.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Jealous Guy was number one but Roxy Music it was credited to,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- not Bryan Ferry. But you had to take a risk.- I did.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- That's gutting, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- You look furious.- I just thought... - I love this game.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13It's such a shame to be going home after the first round.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Luckily I don't have low self esteem issues.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Anyway, the round is not over yet.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22We want any solo artist who had a UK number one in the '80s.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Robert, we come to you. Red Dwarf, Kryten.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- But you were the second person to play Kryten.- I was. I'm a fake.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Newcomer.- But you made it your own as they say on X Factor.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- I had long enough to do it. About 24, 25 years.- Yeah.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41But of course, also an author. This is becoming quite a pattern.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Dom's an author. Rhona's an author, Richard's an author.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48I dare say between them John and Tim must have written countless books.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Countless.- Shelf-fulls.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Scrapheap Challenge, you do that.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Anything around our set you've got your eye on?
0:16:55 > 0:16:58There's a couple of bits and bobs we could do something with.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59I love Scrapheap Challenge
0:16:59 > 0:17:03because weirdly they find a huge chassis of something.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05"Actually we could use that."
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- It's lucky it was there. - It's extraordinary.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Very, very big scrap yard it was.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Robert, what are you going to go for?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I have got no clue.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17It's in an absolutely blind panic but I am going to go for Cher.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Dom likes Cher.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22This is the good news, you're through.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Even if you score 100 you're through.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Let's find out is that right and if it is how many people said Cher.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29No red line as you're already through.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Not Cher.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35That's fine.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Unfortunately another incorrect answer scores you 100 points.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Takes your total up to 107, Robert.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43She didn't have her first number one until '91. The Shoop Shoop Song.
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Thank you very much indeed. Don, welcome to Pointless.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Great to have you here.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Of course, Manchild is what you and Ray worked together on.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- And more recently Death In Paradise. - Indeed.- What's that Ben Miller like?
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- He's all right.- I like him.- You do, don't you? You are a fan of his.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08He can make anyone look good, I think.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09LAUGHTER
0:18:10 > 0:18:12You know what I mean?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Don doesn't need that sort of help but he can team up with people.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19Given that half of the people in it were no good that was
0:18:19 > 0:18:20surprisingly watchable.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23He's got charisma for two.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24LAUGHTER
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- Which is fortunate, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33He's great, Don, isn't he? Lovely to work with as well, I bet.
0:18:33 > 0:18:39- He's wonderful.- Terrific guy. - Very nice.- Very nice.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Don, what are you going to go for? You have to score 99 or less.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Basically, you have to have a correct answer.- Well, OK.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I'll go for Michael Jackson.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00Michael Jackson says Don. Here's your red line nice and high.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03If you get below that red line you're through to the next round.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Let's see if Michael Jackson is right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Let's see how many people said it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09It's right.
0:19:15 > 0:19:1625.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Very well done, Don and Ray. Through you go to Round Two.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24That's the way to do it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Everyone mucking about all the way up, all the way back.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Two words, straight into a second round. Very well played.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32There's lots and lots of pointless answers
0:19:32 > 0:19:35but I'll go through some of the low scorers first.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36ALEXANDER COUGHS
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Sorry, you've got one. Xander.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- Captain Sensible.- Captain Sensible would have scored you 1 point.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Good answer though. There's lots of low ones.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Just thinking of things that might have seen you through.
0:19:50 > 0:19:55Shakin' Stevens with 5, Diana Ross, Enya, Midge Ure with 3.
0:19:55 > 0:20:02Shakin' Stevens. I was a massive fan. I went to all his concerts.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I can't believe that.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Shakin' Stevens.- Don't have a go at me.- What's wrong with me?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09It's almost like you think I said T'Pau.
0:20:13 > 0:20:153 for Jennifer Rush and Tiffany.
0:20:15 > 0:20:182 for Belinda Carlisle, Lisa Stansfield,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Billy Joel, Barbra Streisand.
0:20:21 > 0:20:241 for Johnny Logan, Smokey Robinson, Don McLean, Kenny Rogers,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Billy Ocean, Sonia, Joe Dolce.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Nick Berry would have scored you 1 point.- Nick Berry.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Falco, Chaka Khan, Eddy Grant, Stevie Wonder would have scored you 1.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Let's take a look at some pointless answers.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Well done if you said any of these.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Ben E King had a number one hit with Stand By Me.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse Of The Heart. She was a pointless answer.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Chris de Burgh - Lady in Red was a number one single in the '80s.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Glenn Medeiros- Nothing's Going To Change My Love For You.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52One of the classic one hit wonders.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Irene Cara who sang the theme from Fame.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59Jackie Wilson had a Christmas number one with Reet Petite.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Nicole won Eurovision with A Little Piece.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Paul Hardcastle - 19.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05And Phyllis Nelson - Move Closer.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07All of those pointless answers.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Let's take a look at the top three answers.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12The ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Thanks very much indeed.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24At the end of our First Round the pair heading home with a high
0:21:24 > 0:21:26score of 200, Richard and Rhona.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- I'm really sorry. - No, I'm really sorry.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- Can't understand how sorry I am. I'm sorry.- It's fine.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35This is one of my strong categories.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41- This and Russian cinema is all I know.- Which is the next round.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Richard and Rhona, you'll have to come back. Come back and play.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- I'm sure I won't be asked back after that.- I'm sure you will.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49In the meantime, thank you for playing.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Richard and Rhona, it's been lovely having you on the show.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53APPLAUSE
0:21:53 > 0:21:57But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02So three pairs remain.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04At the end of this round we will be saying goodbye to another
0:22:04 > 0:22:06pair before our head-to-head round.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Five incorrect answers in that round.
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Each of our three remaining pairs had at least one incorrect answer.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17- But, Dom, very well done.- Thank you.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20I never thought any knowledge of Paul Young would be useful to me
0:22:20 > 0:22:22but there you go.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24And actually, Tim, special mention to you.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I thought that was very good
0:22:26 > 0:22:29but even the wrong answers were considered wrong answers.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- They were sensible wrong answers. - Except for T'Pau.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34LAUGHTER
0:22:34 > 0:22:36But anyway enough to let me
0:22:36 > 0:22:38know it's going to be very close is all I'm going to say.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It's going to be very, very close. Best of luck to all three pairs.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Our category for Round Two today is...
0:22:45 > 0:22:49Can you all decide in your pairs who is going first and who is going to go second?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56And the question concerns...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I think you'll all be fairly good at this.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06We're going to show you a couple of boards now
0:23:06 > 0:23:09with proverbs from the Oxford Dictionary of Proverbs.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11They've all got body parts in them.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14But we've blanked out the body part in each one.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Can you fill in the blanks and give us the most obscure body part?
0:23:16 > 0:23:20There's going to be six on each board so 12 in all to have a go at home.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Best of luck. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25We're looking for the body parts that complete these proverbs.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28And here's our first board of six. We've got.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45HE REPEATS CLUES
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Six proverbs with body parts missing.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Ray.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I think I better go with the safest one.
0:24:12 > 0:24:17- Hand that rocks the cradle. - OK, the hand that rocks the cradle.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Let's see if that's right and how many people said hand.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23It's right. Look at that, 88.
0:24:24 > 0:24:2888 for the hand that rocks the cradle, Richard.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's a big score but it's the fourth best score we've had all show, 88.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37It's from the American poet William Ross Wallace.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Wrote that line in the 19th century.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Thanks very much, Richard. Robert.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47I know all of them except for the one that's probably the one
0:24:47 > 0:24:49that nobody knows and I don't know it either.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Fancy having a punt at it?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57It is not spring until you can plant your something upon 12 daisies.
0:24:57 > 0:25:0012 daisies, what are you going to plant on that?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'm going to go for that one and say foot.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Foot, Dom looking worried. - I'm always worried.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10OK, let's see if foot is right. Your foot upon 12 daisies.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14It's right, well done, Robert.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Very well done.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's the only one I didn't know.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well played, Robert.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Daisies are found on every continent in the world except Antarctica.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- Or maybe you just can't see them. - They're underneath the snow.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- No, it's all white. You wouldn't see them.- You got the yellow bits.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Yeah, but yellow bits in the snow.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Thanks very much indeed. Now, John.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49You're the last person to have the board.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Why not fill in all our blanks.- I can't. Two legs are better than one.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57That is true but whether it's a saying or not I don't know.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Home is where the heart is.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'm going for the eyes are the window of the soul.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06The eye is the window of the soul says John.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said eyes.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14It is, of course, right. Oh, 87.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- I wouldn't have got that one.- 87.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20APPLAUSE
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Another big scorer but another correct answer.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Let's fill in the rest of these. Two.- Heads.- Yeah.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Depends on context that one. There's many a slip between cup and lip.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Home is where the heart is. What do you think that scored?- 98.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Thanks very much indeed. We're halfway through the round.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Let's take a look at those scores. 22 the best score of that pass.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Then we travel to 87 where we find John and Tim.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Then up a squeak to 88 where we find Ray and Don.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03So Tim and Don, it is between you on the next pass,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05and, Tim, you will get to go first.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07We're going to come back down the line now.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Will the second players please step up to the podium?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14OK, let's put six more proverbs up on the board and here they come.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15We have got...
0:27:31 > 0:27:32HE REPEATS CLUES
0:27:45 > 0:27:49There we are. Six proverbs with body parts missing.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51- Tim.- Hello.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55To avoid being the new high scorers you want a pointless answer here.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Yes, several I don't know at all.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03And the other ones are easy. So where do we go?
0:28:04 > 0:28:07- Walls have ears.- Walls have ears.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11There is a red line but it is invisible
0:28:11 > 0:28:13to all but dogs.
0:28:14 > 0:28:19Quite low. Take my word for it. It's there but it's on Pointless.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Let's see is walls have ears is right, let's see how many said it.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Wow, 95.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30APPLAUSE
0:28:30 > 0:28:3395 takes your total up to 182.
0:28:33 > 0:28:37That's a big score for two correct answers as well.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- Walls have ears although that has recently been disproven.- Yeah.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47They did a study. Four of our 100 said eyes.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50Walls? That's much worse.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55- Imagine walls watching you. - That would be scary.
0:28:56 > 0:29:00- I tell you what, walls have noses, couldn't care.- I think they do.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02Walls have guns.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Walls have guns and a grudge, that's the worse kind of wall.
0:29:08 > 0:29:13Dom, you're through to the head-to-head. This is great news.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16However, I bet you've got a good answer from that board.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19There's one who kisses and one who turns the head or the cheek.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24I'm going to go for there's always one who kisses
0:29:24 > 0:29:26and one who turns the cheek.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28One who turns the cheek.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- Robert, you don't like it? - I'm just worried. I don't know it.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- What would you go for? - I wouldn't have gone for that one.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37I've never heard it before, I have to say.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39No red line because you're already through.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43But let's see how many of our 100 people said turns the cheek. Is that right?
0:29:43 > 0:29:49It is right. Two guesses from the middle podium there.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52Well done. Takes your total up to 67.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58It's French in origin, that, and it implies that in any
0:29:58 > 0:30:01relationship one person is slightly keener than the other.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Only in France.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08- Thanks very much indeed. Now, then, Don.- Yeah.
0:30:08 > 0:30:14Now, you are not yet through. You have to score 93 or less.
0:30:14 > 0:30:1793 or less. Do you want to talk us through the board, Don?
0:30:18 > 0:30:24I don't know the first one. I know the last two.
0:30:24 > 0:30:29But it's which one will get us below the required mark.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32Something always returns to the sore tooth.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34There's a tempting answer to that one.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36I'm not sure I want to go for it really.
0:30:36 > 0:30:44I have an idea but I'll go don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Don't cut off your nose to spite your face says Don.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said it.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52You want to score 93 or less. There's your red line.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57You've done it.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00You needed 93, you got 92. Very well done indeed.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03180 is your total.
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Well done, Don.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10If you had gone for sticks and stones may break my bones you would
0:31:10 > 0:31:13have been knocked out because that would have scored 98.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18The top one is you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Don, you had an idea on this second one down.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26- The what always returns to the sore tooth?- The dentist.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30That's not a body part.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34- The what always returns to the sore tooth?- The tongue.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37The tongue is the right answer. It's the best answer on the board.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41Very well done if you said tongue at home. It's the best answer up there.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Thanks very much indeed.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46At the end of our second round I'm afraid it is
0:31:46 > 0:31:50Tim and John who are leaving us with 182.
0:31:50 > 0:31:53They were high scores.
0:31:53 > 0:31:54All right.
0:31:55 > 0:32:02On those boards. I mean, who knew? John, your cat will live. Thank God.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- That is the good news. - That's why we threw it away.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09It's been lovely having you on the show.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11Tim and John, thank you so much for playing.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13I'm sorry we had to say goodbye to you far too soon.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15APPLAUSE
0:32:15 > 0:32:19But for the remaining two pairs it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25Well, congratulation Dom and Robert, Don and Ray you are now one step
0:32:25 > 0:32:27closer to the final
0:32:27 > 0:32:30and a chance to play for the jackpot which currently stands at...
0:32:32 > 0:32:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:35 > 0:32:38So now we have to decide who is going to go through to the final and
0:32:38 > 0:32:41play for that money and to do that you are now going to go head-to-head.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43This time you're allowed to confer before you give your answers
0:32:43 > 0:32:46and the first pair to get two will be playing for that jackpot.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Well done, firstly. Well done.
0:32:49 > 0:32:54- Don and Ray, some high scores in there.- Yeah.- But you got through.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57Dom and Robert, well done. Our low scoring pair.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59Two of you took risks there.
0:32:59 > 0:33:01Your reward for that is you get to answer first.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06APPLAUSE
0:33:10 > 0:33:13OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...
0:33:17 > 0:33:20We're going to show you five pictures of different villains
0:33:20 > 0:33:21from James Bond films.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24We just need you to name the Bond villain you're going to see.
0:33:24 > 0:33:26Give us the most obscure answer. Best of luck.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five Bond villains.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30And here they come. We've got...
0:33:51 > 0:33:54There we are. Five Bond villains.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Dom and Robert, you've played best throughout the show
0:33:56 > 0:33:58so you get to go first.
0:34:09 > 0:34:13OK, we're going to go D and it's Goldfinger.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18D, Goldfinger, say Dom and Robert. D, Goldfinger.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21Don and Ray, do you fancy talking us through the rest of the board?
0:34:24 > 0:34:28- There's only one I'm certain of which is B.- Oddjob.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Obviously I know E.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Jaws.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39D is interesting because that's not the response I would have had.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Let's go with B.
0:34:47 > 0:34:53- B is Oddjob.- B, Oddjob. So Goldfinger and Oddjob.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Dom and Robert said Goldfinger. Let's see if that's right
0:34:55 > 0:34:58and if it is let's see how many people said that.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02It's right.
0:35:10 > 0:35:1221 for Goldfinger.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17Don and Ray, you have said B is Oddjob.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said it.
0:35:23 > 0:35:24It's right.
0:35:26 > 0:35:27It has to beat 21...
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Oh, 28. Not bad.
0:35:31 > 0:35:34Close but Dom and Robert, you have done it after one question
0:35:34 > 0:35:36you're up 1-0.
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Two good answers there.
0:35:37 > 0:35:41Oddjob played by Harold Sakata, who has an Olympic silver medal
0:35:41 > 0:35:44in weightlifting from the 1948 London Olympics.
0:35:44 > 0:35:49Now, A, two people at home said it was Dr Evil. They are both wrong.
0:35:49 > 0:35:54It is Blofeld. He would have scored 30.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00E next, I think everybody knows that's Jaws. Big scorer.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Would have scored you 81 points.
0:36:03 > 0:36:08More iconic than all of those others. And C is a pointless answer.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11He's from Live and Let Die and it's Tee Hee.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Very well done if you said that. It's a terrific answer.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16OK, here comes your second question.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19Don and Ray, you get to answer this one first.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22You have to win it to stay in the game so best of luck. It concerns...
0:36:27 > 0:36:29We're going to give you the titles of five George Formby songs now
0:36:29 > 0:36:32but we've missed out the last word from each one.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Can you supply that final word please?
0:36:34 > 0:36:39Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five George Formby songs.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53HE REPEATS CLUES
0:37:02 > 0:37:04There we are. Five George Formby songs.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Don and Ray, you will go first.
0:37:07 > 0:37:12- Well.- Go on.- The ones we know you know are going to be quite high.
0:37:13 > 0:37:19- Yeah.- So I'll let you pick. Governor.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Oh...
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- When I'm Cleaning Windows. - When I'm cleaning Windows.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33When I'm Cleaning Windows.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Now, Dom and Robert, do you want to talk us
0:37:35 > 0:37:37through as much of the board as you can?
0:37:38 > 0:37:43With My Little Ukulele, it would be very odd if it wasn't in his hand.
0:37:43 > 0:37:46You think Grandad's Flannelette Pyjamas.
0:37:46 > 0:37:50- No.- You did.- I did think that. But then shirt.
0:37:50 > 0:37:53When I'm Cleaning Windows, we know.
0:37:53 > 0:38:01Leaning On A Lamp Post. Or Shade or Lampeter.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02Could be Lampeter.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08There are two, the Lancashire Hotpot, which is unlikely,
0:38:08 > 0:38:11and there was a racehorse called the Lancashire Lad.
0:38:11 > 0:38:12But it's too obscure.
0:38:12 > 0:38:17When I'm Cleaning Windows is the most popular. Should we go for...
0:38:17 > 0:38:22My Little Ukulele In My Hand.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25With My Little Ukulele In My Hand is what you're going to say.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28So Don and Ray have said, When I'm Cleaning Windows.
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said that.
0:38:40 > 0:38:44Dom and Robert have said With My Little Ukulele In My Hand.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46Let's see if it's right
0:38:46 > 0:38:48and if it is let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:38:51 > 0:38:55It's right. It wins you the point. Very well done indeed.
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Which means, Dom and Robert,
0:39:03 > 0:39:07after two questions only you are straight through to the final 2-0.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Well played, guys. There have been some big scores on today's show.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12I know all of these.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- We got Leaning on a Lamp...- Post.
0:39:19 > 0:39:21- Grandad's Flannelette...- Nightshirt.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28It was written by Bruce Williams, who was also George Formby's
0:39:28 > 0:39:30funeral director when he died.
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- That is nice.- How about that?
0:39:32 > 0:39:38How about that. For the Lancashire you guessed lad and hotpot.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41We'd be here a long, long time before we got it by guessing
0:39:41 > 0:39:42because it is...
0:39:42 > 0:39:45- Toreador.- The Lancashire Toreador.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Well done if you got that at home.
0:39:49 > 0:39:50I've got the 12-inch.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54Thanks very much indeed.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56So leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,
0:39:56 > 0:39:57I'm afraid it's Don and Ray.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Nothing wrong with either of your answers there. It was close.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Oddjob a nice low score there.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye to you.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07It's been great having you on the show. Don and Ray.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10APPLAUSE
0:40:11 > 0:40:14For Dom and Robert it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Congratulations, Dom and Robert.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22You've fought off all the competition
0:40:22 > 0:40:25and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy so very well done.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37At the end of today's show the jackpot stands at...
0:40:37 > 0:40:39APPLAUSE
0:40:41 > 0:40:46What a performance. Fantastic. Apart from one answer, Cher,
0:40:46 > 0:40:47you haven't put a foot wrong.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51In fact, foot was one of your answers, and that wasn't wrong.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53You get to choose your category for this last round.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Here are your four options. They are...
0:41:04 > 0:41:09I've got to be honest with you straightaway. That's not...
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Bizarrely the only tennis player I've ever seen in real life
0:41:12 > 0:41:15playing tennis is Martina Navratilova.
0:41:15 > 0:41:19You know what? Of those four I quite fancy Martina Navratilova.
0:41:19 > 0:41:24- Not literally, well...- I think she's good for her age.- Amazing.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28- I like tennis. - Do you like ladies tennis?
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- I do. I've watched it. - Are we agreed?
0:41:32 > 0:41:38We're both going for Martina Navratilova. A weird move.
0:41:38 > 0:41:39OK, that's what they're going for.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42We're going to give you three different options on this.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45Take your answers from any of these. As many as you want from any of them.
0:41:45 > 0:41:52Anyone who has beaten her in the finals of a Singles Grand Slam event.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Anyone who has ever partnered her at Wimbledon.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57Either mixed doubles or ladies doubles.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Anyone who has ever partnered her.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Or anyone who was on her series of...
0:42:03 > 0:42:07So anyone who has defeated her in a Singles Grand Slam event in a final.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Anyone who has been part of a doubles pairing with her at Wimbledon,
0:42:11 > 0:42:14either mixed doubles or ladies doubles or anyone in her series of
0:42:14 > 0:42:16I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18As always you're got up to one minute to come up with three
0:42:18 > 0:42:21answers and all you need to win that jackpot for your chosen
0:42:21 > 0:42:24charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27Remember, the answers you provide can come from any of these three categories.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30How you spread them across the categories is up to you.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32They could all come from one or one from each, two from one
0:42:32 > 0:42:34and one from another. It's entirely up to you.
0:42:34 > 0:42:35Are you ready?
0:42:36 > 0:42:39OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41There they are. Your time starts now.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Who do you think she was defeated by?
0:42:44 > 0:42:47I think she was defeated by Chris Evert at some stage.
0:42:47 > 0:42:53- I saw her win at doubles and I don't know who it was.- Jana Novotna.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58- Just a woman. She had nice legs. - Pam Shriver, I've got a feeling.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00I'm A Celebrity...
0:43:00 > 0:43:03You can't remember the year but I think she was in there with
0:43:03 > 0:43:08George Takei and I think Kim Woodbridge the cleaning woman.
0:43:11 > 0:43:15George Takei, I'm feeling strong with that.
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- George Takei.- Doubles partner, I have a feeling it's Pam Shriver.
0:43:19 > 0:43:25- I'm impressed.- Defeats, you go for that. Some woman, you're going for.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30- Who did you say?- Chris Evert.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34We've got ten seconds so let's throw some names in.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Was she in there with Madonna or T'Pau?
0:43:39 > 0:43:43- She could have been.- OK, that's your time up. I need your three answers.
0:43:43 > 0:43:44What are you going to go for?
0:43:46 > 0:43:50It's so difficult, I'm A Celebrity, because every series is such genius
0:43:50 > 0:43:53it's really difficult to put it together.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I have a funny feeling she was in there with George Takei who
0:43:56 > 0:43:57was on Star Trek.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00We'll say George Takei for one of your answers.
0:44:00 > 0:44:02What else are you going to go for?
0:44:02 > 0:44:05Doubles partner, I have a feeling she played with Pam Shriver.
0:44:05 > 0:44:08Pam Shriver. Doubles partner.
0:44:09 > 0:44:12- You think she was defeated by... - You have to have one.
0:44:12 > 0:44:15- You can't put it all on me.- I haven't got a clue so Chris Evert.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18Defeated by Chris Evert. One in each category.
0:44:18 > 0:44:22Of those three which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:44:22 > 0:44:27- I have a feeling Pam Shriver.- Do you really think so?- OK, Pam Shriver.
0:44:27 > 0:44:31We'll put that last. Least likely to be pointless?
0:44:31 > 0:44:35George Takei because we don't know. It could have been another series.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37OK, we'll pop that one first.
0:44:37 > 0:44:41Let's pop those up on the board in that order. Here they are.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Very best of luck. Your first answer was George Takei.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49You have no idea if this is right.
0:44:49 > 0:44:53No, it was either him or George Hamilton, actually.
0:44:53 > 0:44:56- Someone called George. - An American called George.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59You can usually remember the American they pay a lot more than
0:44:59 > 0:45:01everyone else to come in.
0:45:01 > 0:45:02Who was the American on yours?
0:45:05 > 0:45:06I think we had a Playboy bunny.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08Someone pulled out at the last minute.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11They heard I was coming in and I literally can't remember her
0:45:11 > 0:45:13name so it didn't work out for her.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16OK, if one of these answers wins you the jackpot,
0:45:16 > 0:45:19what are your charities?
0:45:19 > 0:45:22I'm an ambassador for Save The Children and so mine
0:45:22 > 0:45:24will go to save the children of the world.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Excellent. Robert, how about you?
0:45:26 > 0:45:28Mine is more nationalistic, it's the NSPCC
0:45:28 > 0:45:30so it's only to save children in this country.
0:45:30 > 0:45:34- But together children are safe with us.- Very well done.
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Two excellent charities there.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38APPLAUSE
0:45:42 > 0:45:45Now, three perfectly good looking answers up there on the board.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Let's hope at least one of those is pointless.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50You can win that jackpot for your charities.
0:45:50 > 0:45:52OK, George Takei, your least confident answer.
0:45:52 > 0:45:56This has to be correct and it has to be pointless so for £2,500 let's
0:45:56 > 0:45:59find out if George Takei was in the jungle with Martina Navratilova.
0:46:02 > 0:46:04It's right.
0:46:05 > 0:46:08If this goes all the way down to zero you will win
0:46:08 > 0:46:11that £2,500 for your charities.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Down it goes.
0:46:14 > 0:46:16You've done it!
0:46:18 > 0:46:19Fantastic. Very well played.
0:46:22 > 0:46:23Well done.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Very well done, Dom and Robert.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34George Takei was a pointless answer which means you leave here
0:46:34 > 0:46:36with that jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Brilliant.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40APPLAUSE
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Very well played, guys. That's a terrific answer, George Takei.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50There's pointless answers in all the different categories.
0:46:50 > 0:46:51Very few in the first one.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55The second and third are where you're going to get your pointless answers.
0:46:55 > 0:47:00Someone who defeated Martina in a final was Conchita Martinez.
0:47:00 > 0:47:021 point for Evonne Cawley and Mandlikova.
0:47:02 > 0:47:05Let's take a look at some of the people she's partnered.
0:47:05 > 0:47:06Lots of pointless answers.
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Emilio Sanchez, Heinz Gunthardt, Leander Paes who
0:47:17 > 0:47:20she won the mixed doubles with. He was a pointless answer.
0:47:20 > 0:47:23Lisa Raymond, loads of pointless answers there.
0:47:36 > 0:47:39Also Brian Paddick, Carly Zucker, Dani Behr, Nicola McLean or
0:47:39 > 0:47:40Simon Webb.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43If we had to go on both your other answers were correct
0:47:43 > 0:47:47but Chris Evert would have scored 24 and Pam Shriver did partner
0:47:47 > 0:47:50Martina Navratilova but 7 points.
0:47:51 > 0:47:56- The Playboy bunny with you was Kayla Collins, is that right?- Kayla.
0:47:56 > 0:47:58Call me.
0:48:00 > 0:48:01Thanks very much.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04Thanks once again to our winning players Dom and Robert who go away
0:48:04 > 0:48:07with today's jackpot of £2,500 for their charities. Well done.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09APPLAUSE
0:48:11 > 0:48:12Join us next time
0:48:12 > 0:48:15when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:15 > 0:48:19- Meanwhile it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.- And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21APPLAUSE