0:00:18 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thanks very much indeed. Hello. I'm Alexander Armstrong
0:00:25 > 0:00:27and welcome to this special Eurovision edition
0:00:27 > 0:00:30of Pointless Celebrities, the quiz show where the aim of the game
0:00:30 > 0:00:33is to score as few points as you possibly can by coming up with
0:00:33 > 0:00:37the answers no-one else could think of. Let's meet today's players.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40APPLAUSE
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Couple number one.- Hi. I'm Mike Nolan.- And I'm Cheryl Baker.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49And we won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981 with...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51As Bucks Fizz with Making Your Mind Up.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE
0:00:56 > 0:01:02- And couple number two.- Hello. I'm Dana.- My name is Johnny Logan
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and I won the Eurovision in 1980,
0:01:04 > 0:01:05'87,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07'92...
0:01:07 > 0:01:12I'll just come in right here. I won it in 1970. Just once.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14APPLAUSE
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- Couple number three.- Hi. I'm Martin Lee from the band
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Brotherhood Of Man. Save Your Kisses For Me,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26remember that one? Who knows! This is Sonia.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Yes, and I did Eurovision in 1993 and came second with
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Better The Devil You Know.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34APPLAUSE
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- And finally, couple number four. - Hi. I'm Chris.- Hi. I'm Gemma.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- TOGETHER:- And we are Jemini.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43And we scored nul points in 2003
0:01:43 > 0:01:47and we are hoping to replicate that score today here at Pointless.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Well done. - APPLAUSE
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Thanks very much. And these are today's Pointless celebrities.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55APPLAUSE
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Thanks all of you. We'll find out about you throughout the show.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Making me feel stupid since 1988, it's my Pointless friend,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- it's Richard.- Hiya.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Good evening, everybody. Hiya.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Good evening to you.- And to you. - This is exciting, isn't it?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- What about that?! - It's like royalty.- Isn't it?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19You couldn't get a better line-up. It's unbelievable.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- On podium one, virtually everyone's won the Eurovision.- Yeah.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- We've got Bucks Fizz.- I know! - We've got Johnny and Dana.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Johnny's won it twice. More...
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Kind of three times.- ..if you count as a writer. That's amazing.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Dana.- I know. - Got Brotherhood Of Man, Sonia.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Sonia came second. Everyone else won.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40No, I'm just saying. It's all right. I'm about to get onto Jemini.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42LAUGHTER
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Sonia came second and yet everybody else appears to have won it.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- It's unbelievable. We haven't. - Well, you haven't.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You do remember I was part of Scooch.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I knew I recognised you. I knew I recognised you.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58And on that last podium, two people... We've never had people
0:02:58 > 0:03:00better qualified to play Pointless than Jemini.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04But just four fantastic teams. Very, very exciting.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06It's going to be brilliant.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- I think so.- I think so too. - Round One...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Round One, it's going to be very, very easy to get a correct answer,
0:03:11 > 0:03:14but very difficult to get a low-scoring one.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18But everyone will know an answer for Round One. I guarantee it.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20But getting those low scorers is going to be tricky.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23OK. Looking forward to it. Thanks, Richard. All of our questions
0:03:23 > 0:03:25on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Our contestants need to find the obscure answers our 100 people couldn't get.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, an answer that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Each time that happens we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Now, as today's show is a celebrity special
0:03:39 > 0:03:41and each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:41 > 0:03:45we will start off with a jackpot of £2,500.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47There it is.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49APPLAUSE
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Now, the pair with the highest score at the end of this round
0:03:58 > 0:04:02will be eliminated. And do remember, there is to be no conferring during the round.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Best of luck. Our first category today is...
0:04:08 > 0:04:11It's a words round. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going
0:04:11 > 0:04:13to go first, who's going to go second?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeah, we're looking for any word that has its own entry
0:04:30 > 0:04:34in the Oxford Dictionary of English that's three letters long and begins with C.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Not looking for any hyphenated words, trademarks, proper nouns, anything like that.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Just any word with its own entry in the Oxford Dictionary of English,
0:04:41 > 0:04:42three letters long that begins with C.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Thank you, Richard. Cheryl and Mike, you all drew lots before the show
0:04:46 > 0:04:48and today you are going to go first.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's always tough being on that first podium, Cheryl,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53particularly with a words around. Need a little bit of time...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55for making your minds up.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I just thought of that! I just managed to put that in!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I've never heard that before. - I just put that in!
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- That's the kind of thing I'm doing today.- Oh, man. It is going to be...
0:05:04 > 0:05:05It's going to be a long night.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I just saw the opening and I thought, "I can say it."
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Anyway, listen. Listen. Cheryl, this is your second time on Pointless.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Welcome back. - I did really badly last time.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- My first question, I got 100. - Oh, really?- Yeah.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Do you remember what it was? - Something to do with tennis.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- I can't remember. Yeah. - But that was with Toyah.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- You brought Mike this time. - And the next time, she got 100,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- so we were...out on our ear. - That was it.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- But you had a huge, long, long career.- It's going on as well.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Still work together. - Still singing together?- Yeah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Still performing?- Me, Mike and Jay.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- But you also had a career in children's TV as well.- Yes, I did.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Fantastic.- All sorts of TV. For years. I was very lucky.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Yeah, very good. Now then, words beginning with C,
0:05:47 > 0:05:48three letters long.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Well, there's one I want to say, but I'm not going to go for it
0:05:51 > 0:05:56because I'll probably get 100 again, so I'm going to go for cox.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Spelt with three letters, by the way.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Not five.- OK. Cox. Cheryl's going for cox.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Let's see if that's right and, if it is, how many of our 100 people said cox.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13And there you are. Brilliant.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Down it goes. Look at this.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Fantastic. 15.- That's very good.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22That is a great answer.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24A lot of high scorers, I'd have thought, in this round.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27But hard to find a nice low score like that. Very well done.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Very well played, Cheryl. Very good answer from that first podium there.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Thanks very much indeed. Now, Dana, welcome. Welcome.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- I can see you're concentrating. - I am really concentrating, yes. Yes.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Dana, All Kinds Of Everything, 1970.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Massive winner. But then...
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Later in the '90s, you went into politics, didn't you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- I did. I'm an accidental politician. I really didn't mean to.- Really?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- You ended up an MEP.- I did.- That's like most accidental politicians.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- Are you still an MEP?- No.- That finished when?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Um, 2004.- 2004. Right.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I'm a recovering MEP. - A recovering MEP!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- But do you still perform? - Yes, yes. I like to sing.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12I like that. And record and do a bit of writing. So, yeah, I do.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Excellent.- But this is nice because we get to meet up again.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17We don't often get to meet up.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19That's quite nice. Was there fierce rivalry?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I mean, is it nice to see them all? - Oh, terrible. Really, really bad.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Cheryl's just vicious.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- LAUGHTER - I've heard that.- I agree with that.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'll agree with that.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Dana, three-letter words beginning with C.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37There is one that I'm not sure if it's maybe a slang word,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40but it's the only other one I can think of so...
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- ..cop.- Cop.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Cop...- C-O-P.- ..says Dana. Let's see if cop's right.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Well... Oh, 59!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- 59 for cop. - APPLAUSE
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Yeah, correct answer. Big score, isn't it?- Big score.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05There are some big scorers in this round, as you'd expect.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- There's a few low ones too. - Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- Sonia. Welcome back to Pointless. Lovely to have you. A finalist.- Yes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- A finalist in Eurovision and in Pointless.- Oh, yes. I'm very proud.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- You were on with your husband.- I was, yes. It was a good little team.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23But it was daunting at first. But really enjoyed it.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28We really got competitive towards the end. We could have nearly won.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- You came second in 1993, didn't you?- Yes.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- I tell you, it was so, so close. - Who beat you?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Niamh Kavanagh in Ireland. Yes, yes.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- They always win, don't they?- They were on a roll at the time.- Yeah.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45But, Sonia, you've had a career in the West End,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- haven't you, since then?- Yeah, I've done a variety of things.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'm continually singing on stage all the time now.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I've got my own band and everything.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- So, yeah, I love all aspects of it.- Wonderful.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Now then, let's see if you can replicate your fantastic performance
0:08:58 > 0:08:59last time on Pointless.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02OK. I'm going to go with cub.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Cub says Sonia. Let's see if cub's right and, if it is, let's see
0:09:05 > 0:09:07how many of our 100 people said cub.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Well, it's right. 59 is our high score and 15 our low.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14You've passed the high score.
0:09:14 > 0:09:1732. Pretty much in the middle.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19APPLAUSE
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Well played, Sonia. Back to your winning ways again.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Yes, the young of a carnivorous mammal. Various types.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Gemma.- Hiya.- Welcome.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Was Jemini called Jemini because it was Gem and I?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Erm...- Yes.- It was. It was, yes.- It was?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Awww. And you didn't mind that it wasn't called Jeminchris?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45- No.- Hasn't got the same ring to it.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48It's not a sign of the zodiac, for example, is it, Jeminchris?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Bit more complicated.- Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. So, Gemma...
0:09:53 > 0:09:56..nul points, which is, do you know what?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59That's quite cool though, isn't it? It is quite cool.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, it wasn't at the time, obviously.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Were you absolutely heartbroken? - Yeah, we were.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08We were absolutely mortified, weren't we?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11But now, I mean, we've had time and it's funny now, isn't it?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- People remember us for it, so... - Yeah.- ..just hopefully,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17we'll get somewhere tonight. We won't get kicked off first.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Good stuff. Well, low scoring is your speciality,
0:10:20 > 0:10:25so let's have a fantastic three-letter word beginning with C.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I'm thinking coy.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- C-O-I.- Coi, says Gemma. Coi.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Let's see if that's right and, if it is,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36let's see how many of our 100 people said coi.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Bad luck. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Scores you the maximum of 100 points.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50- I'm sorry, Gemma. - Sorry, Gemma. I have to say, when you get into Eurovision
0:10:50 > 0:10:52scoring nul points, to actually get into Eurovision itself
0:10:52 > 0:10:56is an extraordinary achievement. There's a huge amount of competition to get in there.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58So the amount of people you beat in that year,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01every single one of them did worse than Jemini, I would say.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Also, talking of nul points, Richard,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- we've formed a band.- We have.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Called Nul Points.- Nul Points...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10and we're going to be performing...
0:11:10 > 0:11:15We are going to be performing our hit song.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- I say hit, we don't know if it's a hit.- But we're doing it at the end of the show today.- At the end.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22So, please watch and then please tweet
0:11:22 > 0:11:25and let the powers that be know that it's...
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Cos it's quite something, isn't it? - It's...- We've put a lot of work into it.- That's a great tune.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- We're even going to be wearing costumes.- Yes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I say costumes, clothes.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35But at the end of the show today.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- End of the show today. Don't miss that.- That's how we're finishing. - Also, we'd love some feedback.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Actually, maybe we don't want feedback.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44No, we don't want feedback. These people know what they're doing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Let's not have any feedback. We're halfway through the round.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Let's take a quick look at those scores. 15, the best score
0:11:50 > 0:11:53of that pass. Cheryl, clearly you mean business this time.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Very well done. And up to 32, where we find Sonia and Martin.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Up to 59, where we find Dana and Johnny.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00And then 100, Gemma and Chris.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03It may not be game over for you two.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Chris, a brilliant answer from you
0:12:04 > 0:12:08and a high scorer elsewhere might keep you in the game. Best of luck.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17OK. So, remember, Chris, we are
0:12:17 > 0:12:21looking for three-letter words beginning with C.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24So, Chris, Chris...
0:12:24 > 0:12:25So, what do you do now, Chris?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I work in retail operations.
0:12:28 > 0:12:33So I work for a designer brand and I also write my own songs as well.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- You and Gemma perform a bit together as well.- Yes, we do.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38We did a charity show, like a comeback show, a couple of years ago
0:12:38 > 0:12:43for one of the local hospitals, the children's hospital in Liverpool.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46It's nice to sort of come back to it and do it again so...
0:12:46 > 0:12:49In fact, you did that documentary, the year that you were in,
0:12:49 > 0:12:53which was called something like How To Win Eurovision This Year.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - What did you learn from that?
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Never to do anything like that again!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03So, yeah, overall, it's an amazing experience
0:13:03 > 0:13:05and we get to do things like this as well
0:13:05 > 0:13:08and meet all these lovely people so, yeah...
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Excellent. Well, graciously said, Chris.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12There you are on 100. You're the high scorers.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15But a nice low score, as I say, might do you all kinds of favours.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- What have you got up your sleeve, Chris?- OK. I'm going to keep
0:13:18 > 0:13:21my fingers crossed for cot. C-O-T.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Cot says Chris.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27No red line for you as you're the high scorers, but let's see how many of our 100 people said cot.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31He's right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- 61 for cot. - APPLAUSE
0:13:36 > 0:13:4061 takes your total up to 161, Chris.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Yes, a small bed with high sides for a young child or a baby.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Martin.- Sir.- Welcome to the show.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Brotherhood Of Man.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51That was just great. 1976. Save All Your Kisses For Me.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Actually, you had a whole string of hits. Angelo, I remember.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58- Angelo, Figaro, Save Your Kisses... - Figaro!- United We Stand.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- So on, so on.- Yeah.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Fantastic. Had you been going for quite a long time before Eurovision?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07We had, actually. We'd been going roughly about
0:14:07 > 0:14:09four to five years before that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12People tend to think just cos you go on Eurovision,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- that's what shoots you into stardom...- Yeah, yeah.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17..and takes you out of the orbit.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20But, no, we'd had previous hits well before that.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Very good. Now then, Martin,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24there we are. You're on 32. The good news is, you are through
0:14:24 > 0:14:27to the next round. Even if you score 100 points,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30you won't overtake the high score of Chris and Gemma.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'm going to go for...
0:14:32 > 0:14:33cod.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Cod says Martin.- A bit fishy.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Cod. A little bit fishy. No red line for you
0:14:38 > 0:14:42as you're already through, but let's if that's right. Let's see how many people said cod.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45It's right.
0:14:48 > 0:14:4951.
0:14:49 > 0:14:5151 takes your total up to 83.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54APPLAUSE
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Well played, Martin. Safe and sound with cod. That makes me hungry.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00A nice cod and chips.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Now then, Johnny. Mr Eurovision.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I mean, you are.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Is there a statue, a travelling statue that goes around?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I think I've won it in every way.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I sang it in 1980,
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- somebody else's song, Shay Healy's song.- Yeah.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20And in '87, I wrote Hold Me Now and I sang that.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I sang then. Then I wrote, in '92, Why Me, which won.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Linda Martin, yeah, yeah.- I won it in every combination you can.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30That's fantastic. Are there some Eurovision annals somewhere?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I think the Guinness Book Of Records is about the only one.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- The Guinness Book Of Records at least.- And my bank manager.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- ALEXANDER LAUGHS - He keeps a record.- That's good.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Now then, Johnny. 59. You're through to the next round as well.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45But let's have a three-letter word starting with C.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I was going to go for cap, but that could be like a slang word,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50so I'm going to go for something safe like cup.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Cup says Johnny. Cup. Let's see if that's right
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:0256 for cup.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Takes your total up to 115.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09What does cup mean, Richard?
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Yeah, I may not define that.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I tell you what, we're not really hammering the low scorers here.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18- But I think Mike has got a terrific answer.- Yeah.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Mike, welcome.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Welcome, welcome.- Thank you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Bucks Fizz.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Endless... Hit after hit. Land Of Make Believe,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29My Camera Never Lies... These were massive.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Apparently, I found out the other day,
0:16:31 > 0:16:33we've sold 60 million records.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- We didn't even know that. - Doesn't surprise me.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37And you're still performing now?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah, we're working as...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Cheryl, Jay and myself...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44we call ourselves Cheryl, Jay and Mike,
0:16:44 > 0:16:49formerly Bucks Fizz, but we won the Eurovision Song contest in 1981
0:16:49 > 0:16:52with Bucks Fizz and all our success was with Bucks Fizz.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Fantastic. Now then, Mike. Any three-letter word beginning with C.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00I just hope this is right. But if it's 100, I still get through.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04- You'll still be through. - I was going to say "man"(!)
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Cog. C-O-G.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Cog, says Mike. - Is that an English word?- Cog.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Yeah.- Let's find out. It sounds reasonable to me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said cog.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18It's right.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Well, 15 is the score you really want to beat.
0:17:21 > 0:17:2238.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24APPLAUSE
0:17:24 > 0:17:2638. Not bad at all.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Third lowest score of the round, Mike.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- 53 is your total.- That's OK.- And it's definitely an English word, cog.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Oh, yes.- We can have that. Before we go to the pointless answers,
0:17:35 > 0:17:40I'll tell you a few smaller answers. Coo would have scored you 13. C-O-O.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Then going down, cay would have scored you eight.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47Cig as in, "have a cig," that would have scored you six points.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Chi would have scored you four.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53You would have got three for cha, C-H-A, somehow is a word.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55It's a third of a dance.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Exactly! And let's take a look at the two pointless answers.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05Cru, which you quite often see on a bottle of wine. It means a vineyard
0:18:05 > 0:18:07or it sometimes means the quality of a wine.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10And cwm, which lots of our Welsh viewers would have got,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12which is a valley in Welsh or the head of a valley in Welsh.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Very well done if you got either of those pointless answers.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19- What do you reckon the top three are? - The top one, um...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Cat.- Think cat, everyone?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Car.- Cat, car...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Cat, car and can.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Absolutely. They're our top three.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Cat at the top there with 88, can with 87 and car with 75.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Thanks very much. At the end of our first round,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38the pair who are heading home with our high score of 161,
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I'm sorry, Chris and Gemma.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Not bad, really.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Coy... C-O-Y. Y would have been...
0:18:44 > 0:18:47What would that have scored?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Let me have a look.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Yeah, coy, C-O-Y, would have scored you 24 points.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52That's a great score.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- And I was going to do coo as well. - Coo would have been brilliant.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Would have been the best answer of the round, coo.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm sorry, Chris and Gemma. It's been lovely having you here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Thank you for coming to play. I'm sorry to say goodbye to you so soon. Great performance. Chris and Gemma.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Thanks for having us.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE
0:19:08 > 0:19:12But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18And so three pairs remain. At the end of this round,
0:19:18 > 0:19:20we'll be saying goodbye to another pair.
0:19:20 > 0:19:25Cheryl and Mike, you're our lower scorers. Very, very well done.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Great performance.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29One more round to go before you can all confer, which is nice.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Best of luck to all three pairs Our category for Round Two is...
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47OK. And our question concerns...
0:19:51 > 0:19:54West End Shows. Sonia looking very happy with that. Richard.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56We're about to show you a photograph up here
0:19:56 > 0:20:01and it's going to have 17 characters or props from famous West End shows.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You need to give us the name of any show you'd associate
0:20:03 > 0:20:05with one of the things you're about to see, please.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09The more obscure your answer, the fewer points you'll get. Very best of luck.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12OK. As Richard says, we're going to put an image up on the screen
0:20:12 > 0:20:14and on that image will be representations of various
0:20:14 > 0:20:17West End shows. You just have to name those shows.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Here is the image.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27OK. Cheryl. You're going to go first.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29OK.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'm going to go with a show that I took my girls to see
0:20:32 > 0:20:36a few years ago and it's still there and it's called Stomp.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Stomp, says Cheryl. Stomp.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Stomp.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46It's right. Very well done, Cheryl.
0:20:49 > 0:20:5222
0:20:52 > 0:20:54APPLAUSE
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- 22 for Stomp.- Well played, Cheryl. Another good answer for you.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01That's Omari Carter at the back there with the dustbin lid.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- Started off as a street busking act in Brighton.- Thanks very much indeed.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Now, Johnny.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Johnny. Do you see many West End shows, Johnny?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Um, a few. Not too many. Not in the last few years.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18I spent an awful lot of my time away over in central Europe.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23But I'm a big Agatha Christie fan and grew up with her books,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25the Poirot books and all of that.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I'm going to take a chance and say Mousetrap.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31The Mousetrap, says Johnny. Let's see if that's right
0:21:31 > 0:21:34and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said The Mousetrap.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39It's right. Well done.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Well, 22's our only score so far.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43You've passed that.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Oh, very well done indeed, Johnny. Look at that!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49APPLAUSE
0:21:49 > 0:21:52That's a great score, Johnny. The Mousetrap.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55That's a terrific answer, Johnny. Very well played.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58That's Michael Fenner as Mr Paravicini in the middle there.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02The longest-running play in the world, anywhere in the world.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- 60 years, it's been going.- Wow. Thanks very much, Richard.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Now, Sonia, for heaven's sake,
0:22:08 > 0:22:10this is the ideal round for you, isn't it?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I know. It's so hard what to choose though.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- Go with the War Horse.- You're going to go with War Horse. OK.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22War Horse, says Sonia. Let's see if that's right
0:22:22 > 0:22:24and let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29It's right. 22, our high score. One, our low.
0:22:29 > 0:22:3157 for War Horse.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34APPLAUSE
0:22:36 > 0:22:37That's a big score, isn't it?
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Joey the horse, so iconic, and such an extraordinary creation.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Over a million people have seen it in the West End already.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Thanks very much. Halfway through the round,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48let's take a look at those scores. One, the best score of that pass.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Johnny, you and Dana looking very strong indeed on the back of that.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Then up to 22, where we find Cheryl and Mike.
0:22:54 > 0:22:5757, you're not way ahead, but you are the high scorers.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58So, Martin,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00we need a nice low score from you in the next pass.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Best of luck. Back down the line now.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Can the second players please take their places at the podium?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10OK. So, Martin, we're looking for the name of any West End show
0:23:10 > 0:23:13represented in this photograph.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Cheryl stole my one that I was going to go for.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19But there's plenty up there...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23And I'm going to go for...
0:23:23 > 0:23:24The Lion King.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26The Lion King, says Martin.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28No red line for you as you're the high scorers.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31But let's see how many of our 100 people said The Lion King.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36It's right. This needs to go a long way down for you, Martin.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Ooh, not bad. 50. - APPLAUSE
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Takes your total up to 107.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Yes, the highest-grossing Broadway musical of all time,
0:23:46 > 0:23:50The Lion King, amazingly. That's Mufasa.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Thanks very much, Richard.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Now then, Dana.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56OK. There are at least...
0:23:56 > 0:23:59four shows I'm fairly certain of,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02but I'm so frightened to say the wrong one,
0:24:02 > 0:24:04cos you've done so good, Charlie,
0:24:04 > 0:24:05I don't want to let you down,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09so I'm going to go for something that's very obvious.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Phantom Of The Opera. - Phantom Of The Opera, says Dana.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16The good news is you're through to the head-to-head, whatever happens. Even if you score 100,
0:24:16 > 0:24:18you won't overtake the high scorers at the moment.
0:24:18 > 0:24:23So, no red line for you. But let's see how many of our 100 people said Phantom Of The Opera.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26It's right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Wow. Look at that. 25. Well done, Dana.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33APPLAUSE
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Takes your total up to 26.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Great total.- Well played, Dana.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- They're a good team, Dana and Johnny, aren't they?- Aren't they, just.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43It's Marcus Lovett as the Phantom there.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46The longest-running show in Broadway history, that.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- It's at 10,000 performances. - Fantastic.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Thanks very much indeed. Now, Mike.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Mike, you are the last person to have the board.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Would you like to talk us through all the musicals
0:24:57 > 0:24:59you recognise there?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Billy Elliot's there, isn't he?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04And then Starlight Express.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Is Mary Poppins up there?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Poor old Mary. And Jersey Boys.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11The only one I can think of up there
0:25:11 > 0:25:14that might be low is Matilda.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Is that the one you want to go for? - I'm going to go for Matilda.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20You're going to go for Matilda. OK. There's your red line.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Nice and high. If you get below that line, you're in the head-to-head.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Let's see how many of our 100 people said Matilda.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29It's not going.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- Please go.- It is going.- Yes!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34And you're through to the head-to-head.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Zero! Zero!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Ten. Very well done indeed.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Mike and Cheryl, your total is 32.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah, well played, Mike. With music and lyrics by Tim Minchin.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50You were right about a couple. Billy Elliot's there.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Starlight Express isn't there. - It's not?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55- And Mary Poppins isn't there either.- Oh!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57So, let's go through all the answers. Three pointless answers.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00We'll show you them as we go through. The 39 Steps.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03That was a pointless answer. The Woman in Black.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Thriller Live was a pointless answer.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Rock Of Ages would have scored you 2.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10One Man, Two Guvnors would have scored you 2.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Mamma Mia! would have scored you 7.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15There's Singin' In The Rain. That would have scored you 10 points.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17We Will Rock You is up there for 12.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Jersey Boys there also would have scored you 12. Wicked, 16.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23And the top three. Billy Elliot would have scored you 49.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Would have been a correct answer though.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29And we've already heard The Lion King War Horse which were the top answers.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:26:31 > 0:26:37At the end of our second round, I'm sorry to say the pair leaving us with a high score of 107,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- it's Martin and Sonia.- Oh! - Oh, I'm sorry.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Nothing wrong with your answers.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Oh!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48Nothing wrong with your answers at all. They were just high scorers.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49I guess more people recognised them.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53It's been lovely having you on the show. Thank you for playing. Martin and Sonia.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56APPLAUSE
0:26:57 > 0:27:00For our remaining two celebrity pairs, it's now time for the head-to-head.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Congratulations, Cheryl and Mike, Dana and Johnny.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11You're one step closer to the final and the chance to play for our jackpot
0:27:11 > 0:27:13which currently stands at £2,500.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Now we have to decide who's going to play for that money in the final
0:27:20 > 0:27:21so you are now going to go head-to-head.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24The big difference is you are now allowed to confer.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26The first pair to win two questions will play for the jackpot.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31- Cheryl, this is more like it, isn't it?- I'm so pleased to get this far.
0:27:31 > 0:27:36Yes. An amazing performance. Very, very best of luck to both pairs.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Let's play the head-to-head.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46OK, here comes your first question and it concerns:
0:27:49 > 0:27:54It concerns a chip shop menu!
0:27:55 > 0:28:00We're going to show you five anagrams of items you might find on a chip shop menu.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Can you unscramble them and pick the most obscure?
0:28:02 > 0:28:05- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Let's reveal our five anagrams and here they come. We have got:
0:28:17 > 0:28:19I'll read those all one last time.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Now, Cheryl and Mike,
0:28:28 > 0:28:31you've played best throughout the show so you will go first.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34- Yeah.- Shall we try it?- Yes. OK.
0:28:34 > 0:28:41- One, two... The third one down. - BUTCH PITY.- Yeah.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Chip butty.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45Chip butty, say Cheryl and Mike.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49Chip butty. Now, Dana and Johnny, the board is all yours.
0:28:49 > 0:28:52The first one is haddock.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55And the second one... Is tomato sauce there anywhere?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58Haddock is too obvious.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Unless you can think of one of the other ones.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- Go for curry sauce. - OK, curry sauce.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05We have chip butty and curry sauce.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Cheryl and Mike said chip butty.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said chip butty.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14It's right.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15It'll be high.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- 58 for chip butty.- Very high.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Dana and Johnny have said curry sauce.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28Let's see if that's right and how many people said curry sauce.
0:29:30 > 0:29:31It's right.
0:29:33 > 0:29:34Ooh! 60 for curry sauce.
0:29:34 > 0:29:38So chip butty does it for Cheryl and Mike.
0:29:38 > 0:29:43- After one question, Cheryl and Mike, you're up 1-0.- That was close.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46You were right to avoid haddock. It is the correct answer for ADD HOCK
0:29:46 > 0:29:48but it would have been a very big scorer.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50It would have scored you 95 points.
0:29:50 > 0:29:5395 points.
0:29:53 > 0:29:57- And YUM SHAPES. Know that one? - Mushy peas, of course!
0:29:57 > 0:30:00That's mushy peas, yes. It would have scored you 40.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Now this last one is difficult.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04The key to this is working out the word jumbo is in there. Jumbo...?
0:30:04 > 0:30:10- Saveloy.- Jumbo saveloy. Yes. It would have scored you 11 points.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14Thanks very much. Here comes your second question.
0:30:14 > 0:30:18Dana and Johnny, you will answer this one first but you have to win it to stay in the game.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Here it comes. It concerns:
0:30:23 > 0:30:25Ah!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27Happy animals. Richard?
0:30:27 > 0:30:30We're going to show you five pictures now of happy-looking animals.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33What could be nicer? We will spend a little bit of time on this round.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36You just need to tell us what sort of animals they are, please.
0:30:36 > 0:30:41OK, let's reveal our five happy animals, and here they are. We have got:
0:30:43 > 0:30:44Ah!
0:30:44 > 0:30:48- He does look happy, doesn't he? - It does.- It really does.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Ah!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58LAUGHTER
0:31:04 > 0:31:05Ah!
0:31:07 > 0:31:10There we are. Five happy animals.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Dana and Johnny, you will go first this time.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14The only one I recognise is D.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18- Do you think C?- Is that a walrus?
0:31:18 > 0:31:21That's a walrus. Walrus?
0:31:22 > 0:31:24Orang-utan. But what are the others?
0:31:24 > 0:31:27Some sort of a jellyfish?
0:31:27 > 0:31:30We're going to go with D, orang-utan.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33D, orang-utan. Orang-utan.
0:31:33 > 0:31:38- Now, Cheryl and Mike. - Yes, the first one...
0:31:38 > 0:31:40We think is a walrus.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Yeah?- The second one is a bird.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46LAUGHTER
0:31:46 > 0:31:49It looks like maybe a baby egret
0:31:49 > 0:31:51or something maybe.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54C looks like a hot water bottle.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58No, E looks like a hot water bottle.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01We think A is a very happy walrus. We hope it is.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05So you're going to say walrus. We have orang-utan and we have walrus.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08OK, now, Dana and Johnny have said orang-utan.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Let's see if that is right and how many people said orang-utan for D.
0:32:14 > 0:32:15It's right.
0:32:17 > 0:32:1867.
0:32:18 > 0:32:20APPLAUSE
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Cheryl and Mike have said A, walrus.
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Let's see if that's right and if it is
0:32:28 > 0:32:30how many of our 100 people said walrus?
0:32:32 > 0:32:36Oh, bad luck. Not a walrus, as it turns out.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Which means, Dana and Johnny, after two questions,
0:32:38 > 0:32:42- you're back in the game. It's 1-1.- Oh, we're still in it.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46- Is that a seal?- Yes, a walrus would have tusks. A is a seal.
0:32:46 > 0:32:48You said seal. He said seal and I said no.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Shall we just leave that on screen
0:32:50 > 0:32:54for a little bit for anybody at home who's had a tough day?
0:32:54 > 0:32:56You just want to relax.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Five seconds looking at that. Doesn't he look happy?
0:32:59 > 0:33:01He is so happy.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04Seal would have won the point. 42 points. A very good answer.
0:33:04 > 0:33:08B, Mike, you're so close. It is a bird!
0:33:08 > 0:33:10I don't know how you do it.
0:33:10 > 0:33:11It's a kookaburra.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- I was going to say that. - They laugh as well, don't they?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Laugh, kookaburra, laugh.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18The clue was there. It would have scored 20 points.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20C. Look at him!
0:33:20 > 0:33:25That is a... Believe it or not... What would you say to that?
0:33:25 > 0:33:28- It looks like a jellyfish, doesn't it?- Yes.- It's a squid.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31It's a squid, actually a piglet squid, apparently.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34- A piglet squid. Grows to the size of an orange.- Ah!
0:33:34 > 0:33:38It's got a lovely little smile on its face. It would have scored 3.
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- Good hair as well. I like the way he hasn't combed his hair.- Great hair.
0:33:42 > 0:33:45And E, I take my hat off to anyone at home who got this.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48You have to know your sea creatures. It's an axolotl.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52Axolotl, and it would have scored 6 points.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55Thanks very much. OK, so it comes down to the third question.
0:33:55 > 0:34:00This is your decider. Whoever wins this goes to the final and plays for that jackpot for their charities.
0:34:00 > 0:34:03Best of luck to both pairs. Our third question today concerns:
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Star Wars. Richard?
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Yes, we're going to show you five clues now to facts about the first six Star Wars films.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14Whoever gives us the most obscure answer is going through to play for the jackpot.
0:34:14 > 0:34:17- So best of luck, both teams.- Thanks.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Let's reveal our five clues and here they come. We have got:
0:34:37 > 0:34:38I'll read those one last time.
0:34:56 > 0:34:59There we are. Five clues to facts about Star Wars. Cheryl and Mike, you go first.
0:34:59 > 0:35:01This is where we're going home
0:35:01 > 0:35:04because I know nothing about Star Wars.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06The actress who played Princess Leia, we must know that.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09I can see her face with the things around her ears.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10The only thing...
0:35:10 > 0:35:14Is it a lightsaber, the sword-like weapon used by Jedi?
0:35:14 > 0:35:15Yes, let's go for it.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19The only one that I think we know
0:35:19 > 0:35:25because we're useless is lightsaber, which is the sword-like weapon.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27OK, you're going for lightsaber.
0:35:27 > 0:35:28Cheryl and Mike say lightsaber.
0:35:28 > 0:35:32Dana and Johnny, do you think you can talk us through the board?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Chewbacca. Mark Hamill.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Lightsaber.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Working title used by the producer to keep the filming...
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Don't know that one.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44And I think the one we're going to go with is the actress
0:35:44 > 0:35:47who played Princess Leia in the original.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49- Carrie Fisher.- Carrie Fisher.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51So lightsaber and Carrie Fisher.
0:35:51 > 0:35:53Cheryl and Mike have gone for lightsaber.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Let's see how many people said lightsaber.
0:35:55 > 0:35:59- 100% we're going to lose this. - No, it's right.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01Yeah, but it's going to stop high.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- 59. - APPLAUSE
0:36:06 > 0:36:0859. Dana and Johnny, meanwhile, have said
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Carrie Fisher played Princess Leia in the original trilogy.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18It's right. And if this goes below 59, you are through to the final.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20And it does. Very well done.
0:36:20 > 0:36:2141.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23APPLAUSE
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Very well done, Dana and Johnny.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30After three questions, you're through to the final 2-1.
0:36:30 > 0:36:33Very well played there, Dana and Johnny.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Yeah, the Wookiee companion was Chewbacca.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37He would have scored 44 points.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40The Canadian actor who plays Anakin in Episodes II and III
0:36:40 > 0:36:42is not Mark Hamill, who was Luke Skywalker.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45It was Hayden Christensen. That would've scored 11 points.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49The working title used by producers...
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Family Guy used it for their Star Wars spoof and it's Blue Harvest.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Would've scored two points, so a couple of people knew it.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Very well done if you did.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00Thanks, Richard. The pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round...
0:37:00 > 0:37:02I'm afraid, Cheryl and Mike, your time has come.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04But it's been fabulous having you on the show.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08You've done so well. Cheryl, right through to the head-to-head, and you were the golden couple.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11The lowest-scoring pair coming into this round, so very well done.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13It's been great having you here.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15Thank you so much for playing. Cheryl and Mike!
0:37:15 > 0:37:18APPLAUSE
0:37:20 > 0:37:23But, for Dana and Johnny, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30Congratulations, Dana and Johnny. You fought off the competition
0:37:30 > 0:37:33and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot for your charities
0:37:42 > 0:37:47and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,500.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49APPLAUSE
0:37:52 > 0:37:53Well, I have to say,
0:37:53 > 0:37:56it seems entirely fitting that we should have...
0:37:56 > 0:37:58We have two people who, between them,
0:37:58 > 0:38:01have won Eurovision four times as our finalists today.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03I think that's absolutely fantastic.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06A great performance the whole way through the show.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Very, very strong and consistent.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Now, as always, you kick this round off by choosing a category.
0:38:10 > 0:38:11And your choices are...
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Famous Vans,
0:38:14 > 0:38:16English Sport In The 1990s,
0:38:16 > 0:38:19Countries Sharing UK Traits
0:38:19 > 0:38:22and Horror Films.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26- We both would have an idea of countries sharing UK traits.- Yeah?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29I was a big horror film fan.
0:38:29 > 0:38:32- That doesn't mean I know very much about them.- OK.- But, er...
0:38:32 > 0:38:36I think we both... If I go for Horror Films, then it'll be me.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I think go for Countries Sharing UK Traits,
0:38:38 > 0:38:41- cos then we can put our heads together.- Yeah.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43OK, Countries Sharing UK Traits it is. Richard...
0:38:43 > 0:38:45I'm going to give you three different choices.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48You can take your answers from any of these, one from each of them,
0:38:48 > 0:38:50three from one of them - however you fancy doing it.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Can you answer any of the following?
0:38:52 > 0:38:58We're looking for any country whose capital runs on GMT - so runs on Greenwich Mean Time.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00So any country whose capital runs on GMT.
0:39:00 > 0:39:04We're looking for any country of the world whose flag has a cross on it.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07So any country of the world whose flag has a cross on it,
0:39:07 > 0:39:09according to the CIA World Factbook.
0:39:09 > 0:39:13Or any country in the world containing both letters U and K.
0:39:13 > 0:39:17So any country whose capital is on Greenwich Mean Time,
0:39:17 > 0:39:19any flags with a cross on them,
0:39:19 > 0:39:21any country containing the letters U and K.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25As always, by "country", we mean a sovereign state that's a member of the UN in its own right.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27- Very best of luck. - Thanks very much indeed.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31As always, you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33And all you need to win that jackpot for your charities
0:39:33 > 0:39:36is to find just one pointless answer among those answers.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Remember, the answers you provide can come from any of these categories.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41All three from one category, one from each, two from one,
0:39:41 > 0:39:44one from another - it's entirely up to you how you spread them.
0:39:44 > 0:39:48- Are you ready? - Yeah, we're going to confer.
0:39:48 > 0:39:52OK, yep, you can confer. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54There they are. Your time starts now.
0:39:55 > 0:40:00It doesn't have to be a European capital, does it, or...?
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Any country in the world.- OK.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Where is GMT? Shall we say Ireland?
0:40:06 > 0:40:10Flags with crosses on them - what would be the most...
0:40:10 > 0:40:12Norway, Switzerland.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14New Zealand, Canada.
0:40:16 > 0:40:21- New Zealand or Australia. - Countries with a...
0:40:21 > 0:40:24- With a U and a K in it. - Countries with a U and a K...
0:40:25 > 0:40:28Let's see. We could also say... South African countries.
0:40:29 > 0:40:32Flags with crosses on them...
0:40:32 > 0:40:35The Red Cross?
0:40:35 > 0:40:36Er...
0:40:37 > 0:40:41- We could go two flags with crosses on them.- Yeah.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Ten seconds left.
0:40:49 > 0:40:50I can't think of any more GMT.
0:40:54 > 0:40:58OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.
0:40:58 > 0:41:03- What are you going to give me?- Er, we're going to start at the bottom.
0:41:03 > 0:41:08Countries containing the letter U and K. This is really off the wall.
0:41:08 > 0:41:13- Timbuktu.- OK, Timbuktu. What else are you going to give me?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15Norway.
0:41:15 > 0:41:20- Norway, as a... - Flag with a cross on.- Yep.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22And GMT, we're going to go...
0:41:22 > 0:41:25It's pretty obvious but we'll go with Ireland.
0:41:25 > 0:41:28Ireland? Going to go with Ireland? OK. Of those three answers,
0:41:28 > 0:41:31which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:41:31 > 0:41:34- Pointless - probably Timbuktu. - Timbuktu we'll put last.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Your least likely to be pointless?
0:41:36 > 0:41:39- Maybe Ireland.- Ireland.- Ireland. We'll put Ireland first.
0:41:39 > 0:41:44OK, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order - and here they are. We have got...
0:41:49 > 0:41:53Well, very, very best of luck. Your first answer was Ireland.
0:41:53 > 0:41:56Now, if this is pointless and it wins you
0:41:56 > 0:41:59that £2,500 for your charities, what are your charities?
0:41:59 > 0:42:03- Johnny, what's yours?- Mine's the Crumlin Children's Hospital.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06They look after kids with cancer and it's in Dublin
0:42:06 > 0:42:09and they do incredible work and at the moment, with money being so tight,
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- it's something that's very close to my heart.- Very good.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14And Dana, how about you?
0:42:14 > 0:42:16Mine's Irish Hospice Foundation,
0:42:16 > 0:42:19cos I think there's hardly anybody's life that hasn't been
0:42:19 > 0:42:24touched by the need for hospice care - someone you love very much.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27So it's a wonderful organisation so that would be my charity.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Very well done. Two great charities there.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Well, fingers crossed. Three good answers on the board.
0:42:36 > 0:42:39- Let's hope at least one of those is pointless.- You're very kind. - Thank you.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41Now, your least confident answer -
0:42:41 > 0:42:44least confident in being a pointless answer - was Ireland,
0:42:44 > 0:42:48a country that was also in GMT. Remember, only one of these answers
0:42:48 > 0:42:51needs to be pointless for you to win that jackpot, so let's find out.
0:42:51 > 0:42:56For £2,500, does Ireland share the same time zone as the UK?
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Ireland - is it right?
0:43:00 > 0:43:02It is right.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05This has to go all the way down to zero for you to win that jackpot.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Down it goes through the 50s, through the 40s,
0:43:07 > 0:43:09through the 30s. Still going down.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Ooh, 20.
0:43:11 > 0:43:1520 for Ireland. Not a bad score.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18But, unfortunately, not a pointless score.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21So only two more shots at today's jackpot of £2,500.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24Your next answer was Norway.
0:43:25 > 0:43:29Now, again, this has to be correct and it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31So let's find out - for £2,500,
0:43:31 > 0:43:34does the Norwegian flag have a cross on it?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36How many people said it?
0:43:38 > 0:43:40It's right.
0:43:40 > 0:43:44Your first answer, Ireland, took us all the way down to 20.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Norway now taking us down through the 30s,
0:43:46 > 0:43:48into the 20s, into the teens.
0:43:48 > 0:43:5017 for Norway.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52APPLAUSE
0:43:55 > 0:43:58OK, only one more chance to win today's jackpot.
0:43:58 > 0:44:02We were looking for countries that had the letters U and K in them.
0:44:02 > 0:44:05You said Timbuktu. If it's correct,
0:44:05 > 0:44:09- you thought this was your best shot at a pointless answer. - If it's correct.
0:44:09 > 0:44:10Let's find out.
0:44:10 > 0:44:13For £2,500, is Timbuktu correct and,
0:44:13 > 0:44:16if it is, how many of our 100 people said it?
0:44:19 > 0:44:22Oh, bad luck! Bad luck - an incorrect answer.
0:44:22 > 0:44:25You didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer
0:44:25 > 0:44:29so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500 for your charities.
0:44:29 > 0:44:30But as this is a charity special,
0:44:30 > 0:44:34we are going to donate £500 to each celebrity pair for their respective charities
0:44:34 > 0:44:36and we've really loved having you on the show.
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Of course, you do get to take a Pointless trophy each.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42- So very, very well done.- That's actually a better result. Thank you.
0:44:48 > 0:44:52It's been an absolute pleasure to meet you and to have you on the show.
0:44:52 > 0:44:55Timbuktu is a town in Mali, I'm afraid.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58And Mali would have been a pointless answer for our first question,
0:44:58 > 0:45:02which is countries that have a capital in GMT time zone,
0:45:02 > 0:45:05cos a lot of the West African countries are up here as pointless answers.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07They share a time zone with us.
0:45:07 > 0:45:10You could have had Cote d'Ivoire, you could have had Gambia.
0:45:10 > 0:45:11You could have had Ghana or Senegal.
0:45:11 > 0:45:14You could have had Burkina Faso, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau,
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Liberia, Mali. You could have had Mauritania, Sao Tome and Principe,
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Sierra Leone or Togo. All of those are pointless answers.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Well done if you said any of those. Flags with crosses on them...
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Again, quite a few pointless answers.
0:45:25 > 0:45:29Greece would have been a pointless answer - it's got one in the top corner.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31Kenya, Serbia, Tuvalu.
0:45:31 > 0:45:34You also could have had...
0:45:34 > 0:45:35Mozambique, Vanuatu,
0:45:35 > 0:45:36Dominican Republic.
0:45:36 > 0:45:39You could've had Oman, Burundi, Montenegro or Dominica.
0:45:39 > 0:45:41All of those are pointless answers.
0:45:41 > 0:45:45And countries containing the letters U and K. There's not many.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Ukraine would have scored you 72,
0:45:47 > 0:45:48Uzbekistan 9, Turkey 8,
0:45:48 > 0:45:51Kuwait 3, Turkmenistan 1, South Korea 1.
0:45:51 > 0:45:55There's only one pointless answer and we've just heard it before -
0:45:55 > 0:45:57it's Burkina Faso. So very well done, again, if you said that.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00Burkina Faso a pointless answer twice in three questions.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03- What about that?- Not bad going, is it?- Thanks very much indeed.
0:46:03 > 0:46:07Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Dana and Johnny, but we've loved having you.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10- Thank you so much for playing.- It's been great. Thank you.- Thank you.
0:46:10 > 0:46:12APPLAUSE
0:46:14 > 0:46:19Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:46:19 > 0:46:22Meanwhile, Richard, the moment has come.
0:46:22 > 0:46:24- Time for nul points. - Yeah, time for nul points.
0:46:24 > 0:46:27- Time of our great performance. We've got to get changed.- Yes.
0:46:27 > 0:46:30We might have to use a bit of TV magic to do that.
0:46:30 > 0:46:34So if everyone at home can shut their eyes for five seconds...
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Five, four,
0:46:36 > 0:46:39three, two, one...
0:46:39 > 0:46:41HARP FANFARE PLAYS
0:46:45 > 0:46:48MUSIC: DANCE REMIX OF "Pointless" THEME
0:46:52 > 0:46:56# You stand right next to me We look like a couple
0:46:56 > 0:46:58# Yet I've never been so alone
0:46:58 > 0:47:01# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
0:47:01 > 0:47:04# If I say something dumb, I'm gonna be in so much trouble
0:47:04 > 0:47:06# I've got to get us through on my own
0:47:08 > 0:47:10# Baby, give me a sign
0:47:10 > 0:47:12# I've gotta cross that red line
0:47:12 > 0:47:15# So we can leave here with our heads held high
0:47:15 > 0:47:17# Vanuatu
0:47:17 > 0:47:18# But now my mind is a blur
0:47:18 > 0:47:20# I wanna take you home and confer
0:47:20 > 0:47:24# Now let's come back down the line... #
0:47:24 > 0:47:27It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard.
0:47:29 > 0:47:31Let's look at the pointless answers.
0:47:31 > 0:47:36And, of course by "country", we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right.
0:47:36 > 0:47:38# We could get a new kitchen
0:47:38 > 0:47:40# We could make it all cosy
0:47:40 > 0:47:42# We could travel to Tuvalu
0:47:42 > 0:47:45# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
0:47:45 > 0:47:46# We just wanted to meet ya
0:47:46 > 0:47:48# Get a coveted trophy
0:47:48 > 0:47:50# Cos that's a cool thing to do
0:47:52 > 0:47:54# Baby, give me a sign
0:47:54 > 0:47:56# I gotta cross that red line
0:47:56 > 0:47:59# So we can leave here with our heads held high
0:47:59 > 0:48:00# Djibouti
0:48:00 > 0:48:02# It all went by in a blur
0:48:02 > 0:48:04# Let's get a room and confer
0:48:04 > 0:48:06# So it's goodbye from me
0:48:06 > 0:48:08# Goodbye
0:48:08 > 0:48:10# Goodbye. #
0:48:16 > 0:48:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE