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0:00:17 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to this special

0:00:27 > 0:00:29British film edition of Pointless Celebrities,

0:00:29 > 0:00:33the game where we aim for the obscure and we ignore the obvious.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36APPLAUSE

0:00:39 > 0:00:42And couple number one.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hi, my name's Keith Allen. I'm Alfie and Lily Allen's dad.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm a jobbing actor and a very close friend of Clare.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hello, yes, I'm Clare Grogan

0:00:50 > 0:00:53and I am a girl who just can't make her mind up, really.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'm an actress,

0:00:55 > 0:00:57presenter, singer,

0:00:57 > 0:00:58an author,

0:00:58 > 0:01:01the world's most embarrassing mum.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, I'm a bit all over the place, really.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05APPLAUSE

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Couple number two.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hello, I'm Leslie and I'm an actress.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14LAUGHTER

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Hello, I'm Phil

0:01:16 > 0:01:18and I'm all those things and more.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21APPLAUSE

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Couple number three.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Hello, I'm Sally and I'm an actress, too.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Hello, yeah, strangely enough, my name's Phil and I'm an actor, too.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37And I was in Gone With The Wind and I used to be Clark Gable.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:01:43 > 0:01:45And, finally, couple number four.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46I'm Vas Blackwood.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49I played Rory Breaker in Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

0:01:49 > 0:01:51and the Shadow in Only Fools And Horses.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55It's really nice to be here and we're in it to win it.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56LAUGHTER

0:01:56 > 0:01:58My name's Thomas Turgoose,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01more known for playing Shaun Fields in This Is England.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ten years on, I'm still clinging onto that.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:02:08 > 0:02:11And these are today's contestants. Thanks very much, all of you.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13We'll find out more about you each throughout the show

0:02:13 > 0:02:16as it goes along. That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18An Eiffel Tower of intellect.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yes, he's very clever

0:02:20 > 0:02:22and he lets tourists climb him for 15 euros.

0:02:22 > 0:02:23LAUGHTER

0:02:23 > 0:02:25It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27APPLAUSE Hiya. Hey, everybody.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- Good evening to you.- Good evening to you.- What a line-up we've got here.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- I know.- Genuinely, some of the stars of some of the greatest

0:02:36 > 0:02:37British films of all time.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40It'd be a nice weekend to watch... You've got This Is England,

0:02:40 > 0:02:42you've got Lock, Stock. You've got Quadrophenia.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46We've also got some experienced Pointless players, here, as well.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47We've got Sally, who's been on before.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Got knocked out in Round Two, last time.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52We've also got Phil Daniels, who got knocked out in Round Two.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54We've got a Pointless legend with us.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55- Yes.- Phil Cornwell.- Moi?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Who has not only won Pointless, he's got a pointless answer,

0:02:58 > 0:03:00as well, on a previous edition.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03So, he is the man to beat, although Vas and Thomas seem very confident,

0:03:03 > 0:03:04I have to say.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- That's right, that's right. - Let the battle be joined.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Thank you very much, Richard. Now, as usual,

0:03:09 > 0:03:12all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Our contestants are looking for those pointless answers.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Those are the answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Each time that happens we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,

0:03:23 > 0:03:26each of our lovely celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29We will start off with a bumper jackpot of £2,500.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- APPLAUSE - There it is.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40APPLAUSE

0:03:40 > 0:03:43OK, so, the only thing you have to remember is that the pair

0:03:43 > 0:03:46with the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48So, just make sure you are not that pair.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Our first category this evening is...

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Pop Art. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:03:56 > 0:03:57who's going to go second?

0:03:59 > 0:04:01And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07OK. And the question concerns...

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Works of art and pop songs with shared words in their titles.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17On each board we're going to show you seven pairs of titles.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20One is a work of art, one is a UK top 40 single.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22They share a word and we've left that word out, please.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24All you have to do is fill in the gap.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26There's going to be seven on each board,

0:04:26 > 0:04:2814 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Thanks very much.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32So, we are looking for the word that is shared between

0:04:32 > 0:04:33these pairs of titles.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Here's our first board of seven.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05I'm going to read those one last time.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- There we go. Now, Clare, welcome. - Yes, hello.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Now, I read somewhere that Bill Forsyth,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30who made Gregory's Girl, discovered you in a spaghetti factory.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Is there any truth in that?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I was working as a waitress, not in a cocktail bar,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37but in a pasta restaurant called The Spaghetti Factory.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Oh, not a spaghetti factory, it was called The Spaghetti Factory. I see.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45- So, Gregory's Girl came along and then Altered Images.- Yes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Were they just two separate irons you had in the fire?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Or did one sort of slightly grow out of the other?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52The year that Gregory's Girl came out was the summer

0:05:52 > 0:05:58I left school and that summer I also got signed to Epic Records.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00But I never ever mentioned to the record label that

0:06:00 > 0:06:05I had made a movie and I never mentioned to the movie people

0:06:05 > 0:06:06that I was in a band.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08We were very, very naive back then.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Now, Clare.- Yes.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- How are we feeling about this board? - Um, mm-hm...

0:06:14 > 0:06:18- OK, I'm going to go for the Bjork one. Venus.- Venus, says Clare.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Let's see if that is right

0:06:20 > 0:06:23and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Venus.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27It's right.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Still going down, Clare, still going down. Still it goes down...

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- APPLAUSE - ..to 12. That's a lovely score.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Great start to the show. Thanks very much, Clare.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Well done, 12.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well played, Clare. Terrific start from podium one. 12 points.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Venus As A Boy by Bjork and Birth Of Venus by Botticelli.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Leslie. Leslie, welcome to Pointless.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Thank you. - It's lovely to have you here.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Now, you started out at the very,

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- very tender age of something like four.- Four.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02In a Fairy Liquid commercial.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03That's true.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Then, one of the great cornerstone films, Quadrophenia.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Then you went on to be in, certainly,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11the biggest sitcom of the '90s.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- I've been very lucky, actually. - You've been very good, to be fair.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Thank you. I've enjoyed it all, actually.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Quadrophenia, you get lots...

0:07:19 > 0:07:22When you go out on tour and you get people who come to see you

0:07:22 > 0:07:25and they always bring loads and loads of pictures of Quadrophenia...

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Yeah.- ..for you to sign,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30and it's just gone on and on forever, that film.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- What are you up to at the moment? - I'm trying to write a sitcom.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Excellent.- Which is very difficult. I'd rather be in one.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, very, very best of luck with that.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Now, Leslie, look at this board.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44This board of works of art and songs.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48OK, I'm going to go for the obvious one, which is...living.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52- Dining/Kitchen/Living, Living Doll. - Dining/Kitchen/Living.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

0:07:54 > 0:07:56let's see how many of our 100 people said living.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00It's right. Well, we had 12...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Yee! - APPLAUSE

0:08:02 > 0:08:0475!

0:08:05 > 0:08:0875 for living.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Yeah, big scorer, I think, Living Doll. Very popular song.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Living Doll, number one single for Cliff Richard, of course.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18And Dining/Kitchen/Living, a number eight painting for Patrick Caulfield.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- There you go, thanks very much. Phil, welcome back.- Hello, mate.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Oh, you've got to be looking for that pair.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Well, yes, the double, as it were.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Phil, you started out doing impressions.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- I did.- But huge films you've had.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- You've had massive... - No...- Alpha Papa.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Massive, massive hits.- Stop.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Are they going to do another Alpha Papa film? Please say yes.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I don't know. That's, yeah, that's possible, I would say,

0:08:42 > 0:08:45maybe down the line. I have no idea, but only Steve would know that.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50I just did a Mid Morning Matters with him, which was really funny.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53In the studio, it was a very funny... With Dave Clifton.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Where do you do Mid Morning Matters?- In Croydon.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56LAUGHTER

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Actually in a studio...- In an office building.- Oh, it's an office?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01It's just one of those, you know, grey, horrible...

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Nothing wrong with Croydon. I like Croydon.

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Be nice when it's finished. Anyway...

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- LAUGHTER - I'm here all week, try the veal.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Now...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's all timing, innit? Carry on, sorry, mate. Your show.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14LAUGHTER

0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, Phil, what are you going to go for on our lovely board?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Right, I'm going to go for And When Did You Last See Your Father?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Father, says Phil. Let's see if that's right

0:09:25 > 0:09:29and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said father.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Well, 75's our high score, you pass that.

0:09:32 > 0:09:3412 is our low score. 42.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- APPLAUSE - Nice midway point there, 42.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Not bad at all. - Well played, Phil.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Yeah, Father Figure, George Michael. It's from the Faith album.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Thank you very much indeed. Now, Thomas, lovely to have you here.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50The star of This Is England, This Is England '86, This Is England '88...

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I know, it's getting boring.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54How many more do you think there might be?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Well, we're just making the last one now.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01This is England '90, but Shane Meadows is very...

0:10:01 > 0:10:04He's constantly changing his mind about what he wants to do,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07because ideas are changing. But I'm sure he'll... I'm sure it will...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09So, how far are you through?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11We're planning on it being four episodes

0:10:11 > 0:10:14and we've done three of them now so we've just got the last one to do.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Now, Thomas, you can talk us through the whole board if you fancy it.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I'm going to go for Park Is My Radar, for Blur.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Park Is My Radar.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Blue And Green Park Is My Radar.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

0:10:28 > 0:10:30let's see how many of our 100 people said park.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Oh, bad luck, Thomas. - See you later, then. Cheers!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'm afraid an incorrect answer there.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm afraid that scores you 100 points, Thomas. Richard.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Yes, sorry, Thomas, a tough one to go for, actually.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's a pointless answer, that one.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Music Is My Radar.- Park Life!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Music Is My Radar.- Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Blue And Green Music, Music Is My Radar.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Pointless answer, well done if you said that. Beer...?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Street.- Beer Street and Street Fighting Man.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Would have scored you 18.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00CONTESTANTS MURMUR

0:11:00 > 0:11:01The son of...?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Man.- The Son Of Man, Man In The Mirror.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Would have scored you 62.

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Big scorer, there.

0:11:07 > 0:11:08And The...?

0:11:08 > 0:11:09- Kiss.- The Kiss.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11The Kiss and The Kiss Of Life by The Friendly Fires.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13And that would have scored you 5.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15So, Music Is My Radar, best answer on that board.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Well done if you got that.- Thank you. We're halfway through the round,

0:11:18 > 0:11:20so let's take a look at those scores as they stand.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Clare, well done, you. 12, the lowest score of the pass.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Beautiful.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Then up to 42 where we find Phil Cornwell and Sally.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Then up to 75 where we find Leslie and Phil Daniels.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35And then up to 100 where we find Thomas and Vas.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Listen, Thomas, the game's not over yet.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Best of luck, we're going to come back down the line.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47OK, let's put seven more pairs of titles up on the board.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49And here they come. We've got...

0:12:16 > 0:12:18I'll read those all one last time.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Remember, we're looking for the word that

0:12:33 > 0:12:36is shared by both of these titles.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Vas, welcome. Welcome to Pointless.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Great to have you here. - Yeah, thank you very much.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Lock, Stock, as you mentioned, that was...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45That's a massive British film.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Before that, obviously, you had your thing with Lenny Henry, as well.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53Yes, Lenny Henry and I, we did Delbert Wilkins.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Brixton Broadcasting Corporation, I played Winston, his sidekick.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Dulcet tones... In actual fact,

0:12:58 > 0:13:01that's why Guy casted me in Lock, Stock because he used to rush

0:13:01 > 0:13:05home from college, he said, to absorb Winston's dulcet tones.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06LAUGHTER

0:13:06 > 0:13:08That's the truth.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, it's lovely to have your dulcet tones on the show.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Listen, you're the high-scorers on 100.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15We need a low score from you and there, look, we have obliged.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18We've given you a board of nice, low-scoring,

0:13:18 > 0:13:19quite tricky, challenges.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21I'm going to be clever. Try and be clever.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Bon Jovi, I want to say,

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- shotgun.- OK.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30My Shotgun.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31The Tracey Emin.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34OK, no red line for you as you are the high-scorers but let's see

0:13:34 > 0:13:39if that's right and let's see how many of our 100 people said shotgun.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40LAUGHTER

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- GROANING - Vas...

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- No, it was gun, it was gun. - I'm really sorry to say...

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Shotgun Of Roses is a great name for a song.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53LAUGHTER

0:13:53 > 0:13:57There we go. Well, 200 is your total, Vas.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Sally, welcome back. - Hello.- Now, when you

0:14:00 > 0:14:02were doing The Railway Children,

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- you had to pretend that you were 11.- I know.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- And how old were you?- 20.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10LAUGHTER

0:14:10 > 0:14:12But.. You... Did you...?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14You weren't allowed to tell the crew or anything, is that right?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16No, nobody was allowed to know.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I didn't realise, I mean, I just thought it was just another kids' film.

0:14:19 > 0:14:22And then I thought, "Well, they're being a bit strict here,"

0:14:22 > 0:14:25because I couldn't drive my car, which was my biggest heartache,

0:14:25 > 0:14:31because I just bought a new one, and I couldn't go out with my boyfriend.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Couldn't go into a pub. I couldn't do anything.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38And I wasn't allowed to say it or refer to anything

0:14:38 > 0:14:40that would make me older than that for ever.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43And it was in my contract, too.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Well, listen, Sally, I've got great news.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48You are through to the next round. What are you going to go for?

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Well, I was thinking of Geri Halliwell, shout.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54The Shout and Shout If You Want To Go Faster.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56OK, Shout If You Want To Go Faster, says Sally.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Let's see if that's right, no red line for you

0:14:58 > 0:15:01cos you're already through. Let's see how many people said shout.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- No.- No?!- I'm afraid, another incorrect answer.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 142.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10You're through anyway. It doesn't matter.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Yeah, sorry, Sally, not shout, I'm afraid.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15We'll find out all the answers at the end of the round.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Phil, welcome back.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Lovely to have you here again.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Were you a mod before Quadrophenia?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26No, I wasn't. I was a mocker.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28LAUGHTER

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Better than being a rod, I guess.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Yeah, Quadrophenia.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Were you saying earlier that you hadn't seen Leslie since then?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38No, we haven't seen each other for 35 years.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- We were lovers in that film. - Yeah. And that was it.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43And this is your reunion now.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46OK, Phil, good news for you also, you are through to the next round.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- What are you going to go for? - Scream.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- The one that Sally... - Yeah, got wrong.- ..went for. OK.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Not shout, scream. We're going to turn it up a notch.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Scream, no red line for you, you're already through.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01Let's see how many of our 100 people said scream.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04It is, of course, scream.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09- 53. - APPLAUSE

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Your score takes your total up to 128.

0:16:12 > 0:16:17Yeah, very well played. The Scream, Edvard Munch, worth 120 million.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Thanks very much indeed. Now, Keith.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Now, you've been part of so many film canons.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Let's think, you were in a Carry On film.- Oh, God, yeah.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27You were, had you forgot about that?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I spent most of the film, myself

0:16:29 > 0:16:30and Danny Peacock, I think...

0:16:30 > 0:16:33If you ever watch it, at the end of all lines, you'll see me

0:16:33 > 0:16:35and Danny Peacock trying to get out of the picture.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37LAUGHTER

0:16:37 > 0:16:38- But you're in it.- Yes.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41You're in that, you were in Comic Strip films, of course.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43A lot of those.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45You were in the Danny Boyle, you know,

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- the early canon of Danny Boyle. Trainspotting...- Shallow Grave.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Then you made that lovely programme with Keith Floyd.- I did.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54You were probably the last person to work with him, I suppose.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Yeah, I was, yeah. - How was that?- It was great.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57He was great fun.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're the last person to have this board.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02You're through, as well. Do you want to talk us through...

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- I imagine you'll know quite a few of these.- Yeah, I know the Frida Kahlo,

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- I know the Van Gogh.- You can fill in all those answers if you want,

0:17:08 > 0:17:09just say which one you want to submit.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- No, no. I'll just go for the one that I want to.- OK.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14LAUGHTER

0:17:14 > 0:17:17And it's Self-portrait With Judy.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Self-portrait With Judy.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Judy Wrench.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I just wanted to get that in as a gag!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- Self-portrait With Judy. - No, it's monkey, obviously.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- You should have gone for Dame Judy. - It's monkey.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35It is, indeed. Er, how do we know?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Self-portrait With Monkey, says Keith.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Let's see how many of our 100 people said monkey.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41No red line because you're already through.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44It is right.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Oh, it's a lovely low score. - APPLAUSE

0:17:49 > 0:17:5330, very well done indeed. Takes your total up to 42.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56The only two-figure total of the round.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Well played, Keith, very good answer.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01Let's take a look at the rest of them. It is The Last...?

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Do you know that one?

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Last Judgment. Judgment Day.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Would have scored you 4. The Starry...?

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Night.- The Starry Night, Night Fever.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Would have scored you 73. Do you know this one?

0:18:14 > 0:18:15The Night...?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Watch. And Watch The Sun Come Up. Rembrandt and Example.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20The next one's girl.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Another Fulham fan, Example. Also me and Keith. 12 points for that.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Drowning...?- Girl.- Girl.- Girl.- Girl.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Why didn't you say that, Vas?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- What?! - Because that's just how I roll.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32LAUGHTER

0:18:32 > 0:18:34That's how I roll.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- 13 points for that. And Thomas?- Bed.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37Bed is exactly right.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39My Bed, Tracey Emin and Bed Of Roses, Bon Jovi.

0:18:39 > 0:18:4251 points for that. So, the best answer on the board is judgment.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Very well done if you said that. - Thanks very much indeed.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47At the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home

0:18:47 > 0:18:49with their high score of 200,

0:18:49 > 0:18:50I'm sorry, it's Vas and Thomas.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54APPLAUSE

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Well, listen, it's been lovely having you on the show.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Thomas, you can come back.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01No, I'm not going, I'm staying!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- You can stay, if you like. - You can't make me.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- I- can't, no.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Let's go!- Vas and Thomas, great contestants.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23So, now we're down to three pairs and at the end of this round

0:19:23 > 0:19:25we'll say goodbye to another pair.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's Board Games. Can you all decide in your pairs

0:19:33 > 0:19:35who's going to go first, who's going to second?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47We gave 100 people 100 seconds

0:19:47 > 0:19:49to name as many...

0:19:55 > 0:20:00Places on the Monopoly board that come alphabetically after Mayfair.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Richard.- Yeah, we're looking for the name of any square on the classic

0:20:03 > 0:20:04London Monopoly board, please,

0:20:04 > 0:20:06that comes after Mayfair alphabetically.

0:20:06 > 0:20:11- Very, very best of luck.- Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, Keith?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Yeah...- Always tough on that first podium.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Vine Street.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17HE STUTTERS

0:20:17 > 0:20:20That's the one I'd have gone for. Vine Street, says Keith.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21I think that's an excellent answer.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28It's right.

0:20:33 > 0:20:3410.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36APPLAUSE

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Very well done indeed.

0:20:38 > 0:20:3910 for Vine Street.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Another terrific answer, Keith. Well done.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44That podium is going to be very tough to beat.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Used to be famous for its police station,

0:20:45 > 0:20:47the busiest police station in the world,

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Vine Street police station.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- In the WORLD?- In the WORLD.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Yeah.- Wow. Thank you very much indeed.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK, now, Leslie.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Northumberland Avenue.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Northumberland Avenue is a lovely answer.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Let's see how many of our 100 people said Northumberland Avenue.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11Well, we've only got 10 so far for Vine Street.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Ooh, it's better!

0:21:12 > 0:21:135!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16Leslie, superb.

0:21:16 > 0:21:185 for Northumberland Avenue.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Great answer, Leslie, very well played.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22That was going to be my answer, Northumberland Avenue.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- It's a better answer than mine, yeah.- It is five better than yours.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26It's twice as good as yours.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30It runs up from the Thames embankment, Northumberland Avenue.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Thanks very much, indeed, Richard. Phil?- Yes, sir?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Phil, now. Yes, what are you going to go for?

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Pentonville Road. - Pentonville Road.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40Pentonville Road. Let's see if that's right.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Let's see how many of our 100 people said Pentonville Road.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46It's right, obviously.

0:21:46 > 0:21:4710 our highest score,

0:21:47 > 0:21:505 our lowest at this point.

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Pentonville takes us...

0:21:51 > 0:21:52down to 13!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- APPLAUSE - It's a new high.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56Very good.

0:21:56 > 0:21:5813 for Pentonville.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Well played, Phil. Three very good answers there.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Three very low scores. Yeah, Pentonville.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Pentonville prison's not on Pentonville Road.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06No, I've often wondered why.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Maybe just to confuse, I don't know, runaway prisoners.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10LAUGHTER

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Thank you. Well, we're halfway through the round.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Let's take a look at those scores as they stand.

0:22:15 > 0:22:165, Leslie, hats off to you.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Best score of the pass there.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Very strong indeed. Then up to 10.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Hats off to you, indeed, also, Keith.

0:22:22 > 0:22:23Vine Street, beautiful answer.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25Then up to 13, Phil.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Nothing wrong with that.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Sally, through no fault of your own,

0:22:28 > 0:22:30you find yourself out in front,

0:22:30 > 0:22:31so we just need a low score.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- OK.- We just need a low score.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35That's all we need, then we'll see you in the head-to-head.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37We're going to come back down the line.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:22:42 > 0:22:45OK. So, remember, it's any square on the Monopoly board, Sally,

0:22:45 > 0:22:48that comes alphabetically after Mayfair.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'm going to say...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55..erm, Old Street.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Old Street, says Sally.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Old Street.

0:23:00 > 0:23:01OK.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03There's no red line as you're the highest scorers.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Let's see how far down the column you can get with Old Street.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Oh!- No!

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- I thought it was on the board. - I did.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, Sally. I'm so sorry.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- That's terrible.- It is the curse of the far podium.- Yeah.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22It did for Vas and Thomas in the first round,

0:23:22 > 0:23:24- now it's doing for you. - Oh, heavens.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- 113 is your total, I'm afraid. - It's interesting,

0:23:26 > 0:23:29as soon as you said Old Street, genuinely, everyone else

0:23:29 > 0:23:31nodding away, I was nodding away at Old Street.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I was thinking, hang on, what colour's Old Street?

0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Yeah, it's not there. - Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38So, Phil.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Old Kent Road.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42There you go, Old Kent Road.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You're already through to the next round.

0:23:44 > 0:23:45No red line for you.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49But let's see how far down the column you can get

0:23:49 > 0:23:50with Old Kent Road.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54It's right.

0:23:56 > 0:23:5748.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- APPLAUSE - Popular choice, but there you are.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01It takes your total up to 53.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Through you go anyway. - Well played, Phil.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Did exactly what you had to. In the original Monopoly,

0:24:06 > 0:24:07it's the cheapest square on the board.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09But they recalculated the property prices.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12It would now be the 10th cheapest on the board.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14It's overtaken nine other squares.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Good for Old Kent Road.- Yeah.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Thanks very much, indeed.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Now, Clare.- Yes.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22Clare, can we keep up this fantastic low-scoring, I wonder,

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- on that first podium?- I doubt it.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Listen, you're on 10, you're through.- Do the utilities count?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Can I ask that question? - Any square counts.- Any square.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31Any square.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- That's what you're going to go for, utilities?- Yeah.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36No red line for you, you're already through.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Let's see how far down in the column Clare can get with utilities.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44- SHE GASPS - Oh!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46It scores you 100 points.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Takes your total up to 110.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50But you're through comfortably anyway.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Sorry, Clare, I thought it was right next to Old Street, is it not?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Utilities, on the board? It's not there,

0:24:55 > 0:24:57but there are individual utilities like Water Works,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00would have scored you 16 points, which would have been a good answer.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Oh, yeah.- Now, there's a pointless answer up there.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05There's a pointless answer on the board after Mayfair.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08- What do you think it is?- Super Tax.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Is the right answer, a pointless answer.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12APPLAUSE Very well done.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I literally thought of it while we were discussing utilities.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'll take you through some of the other low scorers.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Whitehall would have scored you 4. It would have been a terrific answer.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Here's a good one for 5 points,

0:25:23 > 0:25:24The Angel Islington,

0:25:24 > 0:25:26because it starts with a T...

0:25:26 > 0:25:28- Oh.- ..for "The". I know, right?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Then Whitechapel Road would have scored 16,

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Water Works 16, Strand 16.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36You would have got 19 for Oxford Street, 20 for Regent Street,

0:25:36 > 0:25:3825 for Piccadilly,

0:25:38 > 0:25:4126 for Trafalgar Square and Pall Mall,

0:25:41 > 0:25:4429 for Park Lane, and Old Kent Road was the highest scorer of all.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49So, at the end of our second round, I'm sorry to say

0:25:49 > 0:25:51the pair who are heading home, with their high score of 113,

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- it's Sally and Phil.- Hey!

0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Oh, I'm sorry.- We done good.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Well, you done good. You have done good.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Old Street let you down badly

0:25:59 > 0:26:01with its absence from the board.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02It should be on there, really.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Do not collect £200.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- LAUGHTER - I'm afraid, no.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, I'm sorry, you won't be collecting £200.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- But come back.- He's here all week!

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Come back. Come back and play again.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Phil, you need your second trophy

0:26:14 > 0:26:16and, Sally, it would just be such a treat to see you again.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Thanks so much, Sally and Phil. Lovely contestants.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24But for Phil and Leslie, Clare and Keith,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32So, congratulations, Clare and Keith, Phil and Leslie.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34You're now one step closer to the final

0:26:34 > 0:26:37and a chance to play for our jackpot for your charities.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41Our jackpot currently stands at £2,500.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43APPLAUSE

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Right here is where we have to decide who goes through

0:26:47 > 0:26:48to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51We do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Best of luck to both pairs. That's play the head-to-head.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59APPLAUSE

0:27:03 > 0:27:06So, here comes your first question and it concerns...

0:27:10 > 0:27:11The Royal family. Richard.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12LAUGHTER

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Looks like we've got a lot of royal lovers

0:27:14 > 0:27:17in our head-to-head there(!)

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Which royal family?

0:27:20 > 0:27:21We're going to show you five pictures

0:27:21 > 0:27:23of members of the Royal family.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27We need you to tell us the decade in which each was born, please.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29What's the most obscure answer of the five you're about to see?

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five pictures

0:27:32 > 0:27:34and here they come. We have got...

0:27:57 > 0:27:59OK, there we are.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Five members of the Royal family.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Clare and Keith, you've played best throughout the show so far,

0:28:04 > 0:28:06so you will go first.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08- OK.- OK, we'll go for C...

0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Yeah.- And it's the '50s.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13C, the '50s. C, the '50s.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17Now, Phil and Leslie, the board's all yours.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Talk us through it.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21A, what's he? About 25 or something? So what would that make him,

0:28:21 > 0:28:22in the 1990s?

0:28:22 > 0:28:24I don't know who B is.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25- He's George.- Oh, is he?

0:28:25 > 0:28:28- LAUGHTER - God, everyone knows that!

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Do they?- Yeah.

0:28:31 > 0:28:33Is that Michael of Kent?

0:28:33 > 0:28:36He's got to be 1930s or 1940s,

0:28:36 > 0:28:38- hasn't he?- 1930s, I'd say.- OK.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Is that going to be your answer?

0:28:40 > 0:28:43Yeah, D, 1930s.

0:28:43 > 0:28:47D, 1930s. So, we have the 1950s and the 1930s.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49Clare and Keith said the 1950s for C. Let's see if that's right,

0:28:49 > 0:28:54and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said the 1950s.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57It's right.

0:29:01 > 0:29:0248.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04APPLAUSE

0:29:05 > 0:29:0948. Phil and Leslie, meanwhile, have said the 1930s for D.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Let's see if that's right,

0:29:11 > 0:29:13and if it is, let's see how many people said that.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16- It's right.- Ooh!

0:29:19 > 0:29:20And it wins you the point.

0:29:20 > 0:29:21Very well done.

0:29:21 > 0:29:24- APPLAUSE - It takes you down to 33.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26Which means, Phil and Leslie,

0:29:26 > 0:29:28after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Well played, Phil and Leslie. That's the Duke of Kent

0:29:31 > 0:29:34- and he was born in 1935. - The Duke of Kent.

0:29:34 > 0:29:38Let's take a look at the rest of these. Prince Harry was born...

0:29:38 > 0:29:40You underestimated his age, 1984 he was born.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42- So the- '80s. Yeah.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45That would have scored you 70 points.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47B is, of course, Prince George.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49Oh, look at that face!

0:29:49 > 0:29:51He was born in the 2010s.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52That would have scored you 74.

0:29:53 > 0:29:55And E,

0:29:55 > 0:29:57that is Charles Armstrong Jones,

0:29:57 > 0:29:59the son of Viscount Linley,

0:29:59 > 0:30:02and I think just by people working out how old he was,

0:30:02 > 0:30:05he was born in 1999. That would have scored you 18 points.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:30:08 > 0:30:09So, here comes your second question.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Now, Phil and Leslie, you get to answer it first.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14But Clare and Keith, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16So, very best of luck. It concerns...

0:30:20 > 0:30:21Film Music. Richard.

0:30:21 > 0:30:23I'm just going to play you five excerpts now of music

0:30:23 > 0:30:25that's featured in various films.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27You just need to tell us the name of the film, please,

0:30:27 > 0:30:30- or the film franchise. Very best of luck.- Excellent.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33So, let's listen to our five music excerpts, and here they come.

0:30:33 > 0:30:35We've got, A...

0:30:37 > 0:30:40MUSIC PLAYS

0:30:52 > 0:30:54B.

0:30:54 > 0:30:58MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:05 > 0:31:07MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:31:16 > 0:31:18C.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:34 > 0:31:35D.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38MUSIC PLAYS

0:31:55 > 0:31:58MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:31:58 > 0:31:59And E.

0:32:00 > 0:32:03MUSIC PLAYS

0:32:21 > 0:32:25There we are. Five excerpts of music from films.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- Da-da dum, ssss!- Phil and Leslie?

0:32:29 > 0:32:32- We're going to go for C.- Yes.

0:32:32 > 0:32:34- Yeah, it's The Godfather? - The Godfather.

0:32:34 > 0:32:36C, the Godfather. OK.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39Now, then, Clare and Keith, what do you want to go for?

0:32:39 > 0:32:42- I think we're... I mean, we're going to go out.- So...

0:32:42 > 0:32:46- Because we...- Which tune would you like to go out to?

0:32:46 > 0:32:49- LAUGHTER - Rocky. The winning!- We have to go out to E.- Yeah, to E.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52- OK, you're going to go out to E.- Yes.- Yeah.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54- OK, and that is?- Rocky.- Rocky. - We don't know if ours is right.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57OK, so we have The Godfather and we have Rocky.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Phil and Leslie have gone for The Godfather,

0:32:59 > 0:33:01which was C, they think.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05- Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.- Please!

0:33:05 > 0:33:06It's right.

0:33:08 > 0:33:10Going down.

0:33:10 > 0:33:1138.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13APPLAUSE

0:33:13 > 0:33:16- PHIL LAUGHS - It's going to be close, Keith.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19- 38 for The Godfather. - I don't believe that!

0:33:19 > 0:33:22Clare and Keith, meanwhile, have said that E was Rocky.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Rocky.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28It's right.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31- Has to beat 38 to keep you in the game...- Ohhh!

0:33:31 > 0:33:34- I'm afraid you're at 50. - APPLAUSE

0:33:34 > 0:33:37- Oh, Rocky.- Very well done, though.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Phil and Leslie, after only two questions,

0:33:39 > 0:33:41you're straight through to the final, 2-nil.

0:33:41 > 0:33:45Yeah, those are the two biggest scorers on the board, actually. All of the other answers

0:33:45 > 0:33:47would have won you the point. I think you knew...

0:33:47 > 0:33:49Let's have a little listen to A. MUSIC PLAYS

0:33:49 > 0:33:52- I think everyone recognises it. - I know the tune.- Recognise the tune.

0:33:52 > 0:33:57Beverly Hills Cop. And would have scored you 34 points.

0:33:57 > 0:34:01- Wouldn't have got that.- 34 points. Now, B, let's have a little listen.

0:34:01 > 0:34:03MUSIC PLAYS

0:34:03 > 0:34:07It's actually the best answer on the board, and it's Enter The Dragon.

0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Oh!- 5 points.

0:34:09 > 0:34:12- There was a Chinese bit in it, yeah. - Very well done if you said that.

0:34:12 > 0:34:15- I would never have known that. - And D, let's take a little listen,

0:34:15 > 0:34:17would have won you the point if you'd got it right.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- MUSIC PLAYS - Star Trek?- No, Star Wars.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22- Back To The Future.- Oh! - LAUGHTER

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Back To The Future. And that would have scored you 15 points.

0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Well done if you said that at home.- There we go.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Well, thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:31 > 0:34:35So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm so sorry, Clare and Keith.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Do you know, actually, I went to a wedding where the bride and groom

0:34:38 > 0:34:41actually did leave to that Rocky music. But it was brilliant,

0:34:41 > 0:34:44- because it starts off like the Mendelssohn Wedding March... - HE HUMS

0:34:44 > 0:34:48..and then goes into Rocky. That was great. Oh how we laughed.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51LAUGHTER

0:34:51 > 0:34:53Anyway, Clare and Keith, it's been lovely having you on.

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Just come back and win. Thanks very much, though.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57Clare and Keith, wonderful contestants.

0:34:57 > 0:35:01- APPLAUSE - Thank you.- Thank you, and congratulations.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04But for Phil and Leslie, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Congratulations, Phil and Leslie. You've seen off all the competition

0:35:11 > 0:35:14and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:19 > 0:35:22You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:22 > 0:35:24for your charities, and at the end of today's show,

0:35:24 > 0:35:27the jackpot stands at £2,500.

0:35:27 > 0:35:31- There it is. - APPLAUSE

0:35:31 > 0:35:34You've done so well. As always, you get to choose your category

0:35:34 > 0:35:36from the four we put up on the board.

0:35:36 > 0:35:39Here are those four. We have...

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Between us we should know something about Shakespeare.- All right.

0:35:48 > 0:35:51- We'll have a go at Shakespeare. - You're going to go Shakespeare.

0:35:51 > 0:35:54- Richard?- Good, two actors going for Shakespeare. Quite right too.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57We've got three different questions for you here. We are looking for...

0:35:57 > 0:36:00the first names of any of Shakespeare's family -

0:36:00 > 0:36:03that's his parents, his siblings or his children.

0:36:03 > 0:36:06We are looking for any character with a name

0:36:06 > 0:36:08from the cast list of Othello.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12Or we are looking for any Shakespeare play from his first folio

0:36:12 > 0:36:16that contains the letter S anywhere in its title, please.

0:36:16 > 0:36:17So any of Shakespeare's family -

0:36:17 > 0:36:19that's his parents, his siblings, his children -

0:36:19 > 0:36:22any character from Othello, or any of Shakespeare's plays

0:36:22 > 0:36:24in the first folio with the letter S.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, as always,

0:36:27 > 0:36:29you've got up to a minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:29 > 0:36:33All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35- Are you ready?- No.

0:36:35 > 0:36:38- Erm, yes.- Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40There they are. Your time starts now.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Plays with the S in it.- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:36:45 > 0:36:48- Yeah, it doesn't have to start with S.- Oh.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50- So there's Titus Andronicus...- OK.

0:36:51 > 0:36:53The Merry Wives Of Windsor...

0:36:53 > 0:36:56- Midsummer Night's Dream. - Midsummer Night's Dream.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58- The odd plays.- Tempest.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05Let's do another one, cos we've got them.

0:37:05 > 0:37:06OK. Character from Othello -

0:37:06 > 0:37:09I think there's someone called Roderigo in Othello.

0:37:11 > 0:37:15- I know there's Iago and all that.- Is there?- Yeah.

0:37:15 > 0:37:17Shakespeare's family, does that...

0:37:17 > 0:37:20- Anne Hathaway, you said. - Anne Hathaway, but I'm not sure

0:37:20 > 0:37:22if that's just... Was he married to Anne Hathaway?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24He's got to call someone William, hasn't he?

0:37:24 > 0:37:26After himself. Is that right?

0:37:26 > 0:37:29I don't know, don't look at me!

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Ten seconds left, go on.

0:37:31 > 0:37:33- Quick!- All right.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37- We'll go for, then, Titus Andronicus.- Yeah.

0:37:38 > 0:37:41- Roderigo.- Yeah.- And...

0:37:41 > 0:37:43That's your time up. OK, what are your three answers going to be?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46Sorry, I'm just interrupting you while you were saying,

0:37:46 > 0:37:48but, yeah, give me your three answers.

0:37:48 > 0:37:52- Roderigo.- Roderigo, in which category?

0:37:52 > 0:37:53Character from Othello.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56- Character from Othello. - Titus Andronicus as a play.

0:37:56 > 0:37:59- Titus Andronicus, play with an S in it.- And...

0:37:59 > 0:38:03- A Winter's tale.- A Winter's Tale, there we go.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05- Look at that.- Festive. - So of those three,

0:38:05 > 0:38:08which do you like the best as a pointless answer?

0:38:08 > 0:38:11Which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:11 > 0:38:14- Winter's Tale?- Winter's Tale. - Winter's Tale we'll put last.

0:38:14 > 0:38:16- Least likely to be pointless? - Roderigo. I think it might...

0:38:16 > 0:38:18- It could be wrong. - Roderigo from Othello.

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- And then Titus Andronicus in the middle?- Yeah.

0:38:21 > 0:38:24OK, well lets put those up on the board in that order, then.

0:38:24 > 0:38:26And here they are. We've got...

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Roderigo, Titus Andronicus,

0:38:29 > 0:38:32and The Winter's Tale.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Well, very, very best of luck.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38Now, let's suppose one of those answers is pointless -

0:38:38 > 0:38:40every reason to suppose it might be -

0:38:40 > 0:38:42what would you be giving your money to?

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Which charity are you playing for, Phil?

0:38:44 > 0:38:47The Pancreatic Cancer Research.

0:38:47 > 0:38:51I lost my lady to pancreatic cancer, so...

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- it would be good.- Very good.

0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Leslie?- Cancer Research.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Excellent. Let's hope.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01APPLAUSE

0:39:01 > 0:39:04Let's hope one of these answers at least will win that jackpot

0:39:04 > 0:39:09for those charities. Very well done. So, Roderigo, your first answer.

0:39:09 > 0:39:11In this case, we were looking for characters from Othello.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14You thought this was probably your least likely to be pointless,

0:39:14 > 0:39:17but let's find out. Roderigo sounds perfectly good to me.

0:39:17 > 0:39:22Let's just see, though - if nobody has said it, it will win you £2,500.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24How many people said Roderigo?

0:39:27 > 0:39:30- It's right.- Oh, my goodness! - Roderigo is right.

0:39:30 > 0:39:33Now, if this goes all the way down to 0,

0:39:33 > 0:39:36you will leave here with £2,500 for your charities.

0:39:36 > 0:39:38Down it goes, single figures, still going down.

0:39:38 > 0:39:40- Down it goes...- 1! Argh!

0:39:40 > 0:39:43APPLAUSE

0:39:49 > 0:39:53- Oh, Phil.- 1 for Roderigo. That's a fabulous first answer.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Unfortunately, not a pointless answer.

0:39:55 > 0:39:58Two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:58 > 0:40:01Your second answer was Titus Andronicus, and in this case,

0:40:01 > 0:40:02we were looking for Shakespeare plays

0:40:02 > 0:40:04containing the letter S in the title.

0:40:04 > 0:40:09For £2,500, let's see how many people named Titus Andronicus.

0:40:13 > 0:40:18Well, it's also correct. Roderigo took us all the way down to 1.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21Titus Andronicus, now taking us through the 30s and the 20s,

0:40:21 > 0:40:23into the teens, into single figures,

0:40:23 > 0:40:25down it goes, still going down...

0:40:25 > 0:40:263.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29- APPLAUSE - That's good. That's really good.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31OK, fair enough.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34We started off with a 1, just to get it all exciting,

0:40:34 > 0:40:36then up to 3 again. Fair enough. It was filling a place.

0:40:36 > 0:40:43We're now back in, I think, pointless territory here, with the Winter's Tale.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45If this goes all the way down to 0,

0:40:45 > 0:40:49you leave here with that jackpot for your charities. For £2,500,

0:40:49 > 0:40:51How many people said the Winter's Tale? Is it pointless?

0:40:55 > 0:40:58It's right. We kind of knew that.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00Roderigo took us down to 1,

0:41:00 > 0:41:03Titus Andronicus took us down to 3.

0:41:03 > 0:41:06The Winter's Tale, into single figures, down it goes,

0:41:06 > 0:41:07still going down, passes 3...

0:41:07 > 0:41:10- AUDIENCE GROANS - Oh, no! 2.

0:41:10 > 0:41:13APPLAUSE

0:41:13 > 0:41:15- Well done.- Really?

0:41:17 > 0:41:20Three very good answers there.

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Lovely low scores there. Roderigo.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26- That deserved to go all the way down, surely.- Yeah.

0:41:26 > 0:41:27But I'm afraid, I'm very sorry to say,

0:41:27 > 0:41:30you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:41:30 > 0:41:33So I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35However, as today is a celebrity special,

0:41:35 > 0:41:38all our celebrities were playing for a nominated charity.

0:41:38 > 0:41:40We're going to donate 500 quid to each pair

0:41:40 > 0:41:42- to give to their respective charities.- Thank you.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44- APPLAUSE - And you've done so well.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48Really strong performance across the show, and we've loved having you on.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50And you get to take home a Pointless trophy each,

0:41:50 > 0:41:51so very, very well done.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54- APPLAUSE - Very well done.- Yeah.

0:41:56 > 0:41:59Wow. I mean, no, absolutely brilliant jackpot round.

0:41:59 > 0:42:03You know, you covered yourself in glory there. So sorry you didn't get the pointless answer.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05There are a couple of pointless Shakespeare plays -

0:42:05 > 0:42:07there are only two on that pointless list.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10Do you want to have a little go at one of those?

0:42:10 > 0:42:12- Taming Of The Shrew? - Taming Of The Shrew

0:42:12 > 0:42:14- would have scored you ten points. - Oh, what about that?

0:42:14 > 0:42:17- It's actually the third biggest answer.- Useless.- Coriolanus?

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Coriolanus would have scored you 2.

0:42:19 > 0:42:22Measure For Measure, what about that?

0:42:22 > 0:42:23Measure For Measure is a pointless answer.

0:42:23 > 0:42:25- AUDIENCE:- Oooh! - Get in there!

0:42:25 > 0:42:28APPLAUSE Very good.

0:42:28 > 0:42:31And the other pointless answer in that category was Timon Of Athens.

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Timon Of Athens. Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36Let's take a look at Shakespeare's family. Gilbert was his brother.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Joan, Judith, and Margaret, who was his sister.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41Edmund, also a pointless answer. Well done if you said any of those.

0:42:41 > 0:42:45We'll take a look at characters from Othello. Roderigo - great answer,

0:42:45 > 0:42:48cos there are only two pointless answers, and those were Gratiano...

0:42:48 > 0:42:50- Lodovico!- ..and Lodovico.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:52 > 0:42:57Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Phil and Leslie,

0:42:57 > 0:43:01but we've loved having you on the show. Thank you so much for being such brilliant contestants.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04- Phil and Leslie! - APPLAUSE - Well done.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Join us next time, when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:43:07 > 0:43:09to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:43:09 > 0:43:13- Goodbye.- ..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16APPLAUSE