0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I am Alexander Armstrong.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30And a very warm welcome to this Test Match Special edition of
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Pointless Celebrities - the game where you are always striving
0:00:32 > 0:00:34for the lowest score.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42And couple number one.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44I'm Graeme Swann. I used to play with balls for a living
0:00:44 > 0:00:46and now I talk balls for a living.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47I'm Alison Mitchell.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm a sports broadcaster and I talk less balls than Graeme does
0:00:50 > 0:00:52as a commentator on Test Match Special.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58- Number two.- I'm Michael Vaughan.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I also talk a little bit about balls
0:01:01 > 0:01:04and also about people that play with shiny balls.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Hi, I'm Phil Tufnell. I used to play cricket for England.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I was King of the Jungle and robbed on Strictly Come Dancing.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Couple number three.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I'm Melinda Farrell. I'm a token Australian, please don't hate me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24But I talk a lot of cricket around the traps for ESPNcricinfo.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I'm very excited to be here.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29A long time ago, as a player, I was Jonathan Agnew.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32But now, as a commentator, I'm Aggers.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And finally, couple number four.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Hiya, I'm Ebony Rainford-Brent, a former England cricketer.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Now I talk a lot on the radio as a pundit as well. So, good fun.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm Henry Blofeld,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49the geriatric member of the Test Match Special team.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Having been around for about 45 years.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54APPLAUSE
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Thanks very much. We will find out more about you
0:01:57 > 0:01:58throughout the show as it goes along.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03As obscure as a Shakin' Stevens' B-side.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And looks just as good in double denim.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hiya.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Good evening, everybody.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Good evening to you. - Good evening to you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- This is unusual, isn't it? - Look at that! Yeah!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19We do sometimes have props. I think I might have too many props for once.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22We've got some lemon drizzle cake there.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25We've got strawberry and chocolate cake there. It sounds nice.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26It's quite nice, isn't it?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I mean, we've got to do a show unfortunately, but that's quite nice.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- I've got a cricket bat.- Yeah.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Which I will be raising any time someone scores 100.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37LAUGHTER
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I've even got my own ashes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I went next door and burnt down the Chase studio and that's...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43LAUGHTER
0:02:43 > 0:02:45That's all in there.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49But we have some of the best-loved figures in world cricket here.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51And we also have Phil Tufnell.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53LAUGHTER
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You know what, you know what... PHIL GRUMBLES
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- Tuffers is a Pointless champion. - Yeah, he is.- Jackpot winner as well.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Thank you very much.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03So we may mock, but he is going to be very, very hard to beat.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04I think secretly, at home,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07a lot of people will have a lot of love for podium four.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- Yeah.- I'm guessing.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12That's what I think. But we shall see. I like what you are wearing.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Thank you very much. How long do you think I'm going to carry this for?
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- I don't know. But I will say this, it is a nice helmet.- Thank you.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I'm just going to pop it down there.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- That's five runs.- Yeah, yeah.
0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Exciting. Two pots of tea I noticed there.- Lapsang souchong for you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Lovely.- And I've got an English breakfast.- Oh!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's like a dream come true. Thanks very much indeed.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37As usual, all of today's questions have been put
0:03:37 > 0:03:39to 100 people before the show. Our contestants here are trying
0:03:39 > 0:03:41to find those all-important
0:03:41 > 0:03:43pointless answers. Those are answers none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49As today's show is a celebrity special, each of our wonderful
0:03:49 > 0:03:51celebrities here is playing for a nominated charity.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54We are going to start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There it is.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57CHEERING
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07The only thing you have to remember is this.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The pair with the highest score at the end of each round
0:04:10 > 0:04:11will be eliminated.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Just do what you can not to be that pair.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Best of luck. No conferring till the third round.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Our first category this evening is...
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Film titles.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28who is going to go second? Whoever is going first,
0:04:28 > 0:04:29please step up to the podium.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35OK. And the question concerns...
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Films with transport in their titles. Richard.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Yeah, we are looking for... LAUGHTER
0:04:45 > 0:04:47On each board, we'll show you the names of seven films.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49They each have a mode of transport in the title
0:04:49 > 0:04:51but we've missed out that mode of transport..
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Can you fill in those blanks? There's going to be seven on each board.
0:04:54 > 0:04:5614 in all to have a go in at home. Very best of luck.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I'm going to have a nice little cup of tea.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02OK, so seven film titles where the ride has been missed out.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Here are those seven film titles.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'll read those all one last time.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Alison. A very, very warm welcome to you.- Thank you.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What got you into cricket in the first place?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44My dad, really. And probably having an Australian mother as well.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46That normally gets booed at that point.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hang on, which way did you go? I suppose living here...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51You've got to know which side your bread is buttered, don't you?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54So yeah. Born and brought up in England so, absolutely.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Alison, what are you going to go for from all those missing
0:05:57 > 0:05:58modes of transport?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02I am going to go for the...
0:06:02 > 0:06:06This feels like a slight risk, but I'm going to go for the 2011 film.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08If this can be a mode of transport.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I could really be in Graeme's
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- bad books if this goes wrong. - I think you're safe.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I'm going to go for Horse. For War Horse.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18War Horse. War Horse. Let's see if that's right
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and let's see how many of our 100 said War Horse.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's right. Phew.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Oh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31There we are. 56. Good enough. Good start to the round.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Nominated for six Oscars, War Horse.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Didn't win any of them.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36The guy who plays Albert Narracott
0:06:36 > 0:06:39had never ridden a horse before the film.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- He must have been a very good actor. - He must have been very good.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Thanks very much indeed. Tuffers, welcome.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Thank you.- Lovely to have you here.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51When you are broadcasting, out you go, TMS,
0:06:51 > 0:06:52wherever you go, it's always summer.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55There is no guarantee the weather is going to be nice obviously...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- No.- ..but it's a bit of a day out.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59And you are surrounded by people having a bit of fun.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Are there strict rules if...? Do you have a little pint?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04A little snifter, after tea, perhaps?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- After tea.- Yes.- And then someone says, "Will you have another?"
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- "I'll have another." - Yeah.- "I'll have another."
0:07:09 > 0:07:12"Well, if you're there, I will have..." Do you ever have that?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14No. No, no, no. There is a strict regime.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- You are self policing now. - Yeah, self policing.- OK.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19LAUGHING
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Phil, what are you going to go for?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23It's a bit of a risk again.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I'm going to go for the 1969 Paint Your Wagon.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Paint Your Wagon at the top of the board, says Phil.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Let's see if that's right,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33let's see how many of our 100 people said Paint Your Wagon.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Oh.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38- Oy! 80.- 80.
0:07:41 > 0:07:4380. That's a high score.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44It is a big score, isn't it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47With Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood, of course, Paint Your Wagon.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49It had the song Wandering Star in it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Melinda, a very warm welcome to you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Listen, any minute you start broadcasting on the Women's Ashes.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Yeah, that's coming up as well.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I've been on that before with Ali and with Ebs as well.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06So that's pretty exciting. It all happens at the same time.
0:08:06 > 0:08:11Good stuff. Now, what would you like to go for on this mode of transport board?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'm going to go for another old film.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I think I'm going to go for the 1956 Bus Stop.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Bus Stop. Bus Stop. Shall we see if Bus Stop is right?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Shall we see how many people said Bus Stop?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's right. 80 our high score. You've passed that.
0:08:25 > 0:08:2756 our low score. You passed.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30A new low score there. 54. Very well done indeed, Melinda.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Another good answer. Yeah, Marilyn Monroe film.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- She plays a terrible singer. - Does she?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Yeah, a cowboy falls in love with her.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Thank you very much, Richard. Blowers!- My dear old thing.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Welcome to Pointless. It's lovely to have you here.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47It's lovely to be here. We saw each other last time in the studio.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50We were on this very floor, weren't we?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Henry, how are the sessions decided on TMS?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56If I knew how the sessions were organised, I'd be a genius.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I spent 44 years trying to find out.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I go there at the start of the day and see my name on the board
0:09:02 > 0:09:04and try and remember to turn up at the appropriate moment.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Henry, you are the last person to have this board. So it's all yours.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09If you want to go through that
0:09:09 > 0:09:11and fill in all the blanks that would be...
0:09:11 > 0:09:16I thought I'd go for number seven. What about dear old Ghost Train?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- Ghost Train.- What about it? I mean, I don't know.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many people said Ghost Train.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26GROANING
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh, no!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Blowers. - ALISON:- (It was Ghost Ship.)
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Really? We're really surprised.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Not in 2002, I'm afraid. Not Ghost Train.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Henry, I'm sorry. That's an incorrect answer.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- It scores you 100 points. - You'd have thought so, wouldn't you?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41I suspect lots of people at home would've been going for Ghost Train.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43And I suspect everyone on the other podiums would have
0:09:43 > 0:09:45gone for it as well.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- It's actually a 2002 horror film... - Ghost Bike.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50It's not Ghost Bike. It is Ghost Ship.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ghost Ship. About a salvaged ship. Would have scored 9 points.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Let's fill in the rest of these.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- From 2000, it's Dude, Where's My... - Car.- Dude, Where's My Car?
0:10:00 > 0:10:0546 points for that. Let's go down to the 2004 film next. That is...
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- Motorcycle.- The Motorcycle Diaries.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09About Che Guevara. 7 points for that.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- And the 1999 film is Tube Tales. - Oh, yes.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16And if you'd got that you would have won £250. A pointless answer.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- Very well played.- There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21We're halfway now. Let's take a look at the scores.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24The best score of that pass was yours, Melinda. Very well done.
0:10:24 > 0:10:2754, the low score. Melinda and Aggers looking very strong indeed.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Then up to 56, where we find Alison and Graeme.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Up to 80, where we find Phil and Michael.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36And then up to 100. You are not that far in front, Henry and Ebony.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38You can get back in. We need a low score though, Ebony.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- We just need to nail it.- You're the first person to answer on the next
0:10:41 > 0:10:43board. I hope you can find a nice low score.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44We'll come back down the line now.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Can the second players please step up to the podium?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53OK, let's put seven more film titles up on the board. And here they come.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54We've got...
0:11:07 > 0:11:08I'll read those all again.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Now then. Ebony, welcome to Pointless.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Ebony, how old were you when you started playing cricket?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I was about ten or 11. So yeah, little while ago now.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Yeah.- Make-up helps. - But what a career.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34You were in our World Cup-winning women's team in 2009.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Yeah. You also won the ICC World Twenty20.
0:11:38 > 0:11:392009 was an incredible year.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43We won the World Cup, World T20, the Ashes, all in one year.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And the One Day Series against Australia. Incredible, incredible.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Absolutely wonderful. Ebony, we have to have a low score from you.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- We can't say goodbye to you... - I'm a bit nervous about this one.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm going to take a risk because I think we have to.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I think the 2004 film was Soul Train.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03If it is right, I don't think many people will go for it.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04OK, Soul Train. Let's see.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06No red line for you as you are the high-scorers.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Let's hope Soul Train is right. How many people said it?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, no!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16We've got a double century, it's fine.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18LAUGHTER
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Well played!- I am so sorry.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21APPLAUSE
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Not Soul Train.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Good guess, but it's got you 100 and takes your total up to 200.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29You both said train and they were both wrong, unfortunately.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31But also, you both said train to questions
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I suspect lots of people would have said train to.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35But an unfortunate 200.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Do we get a special prize for, like, a double century, though?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Yes, you do. But you are not going to like it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- LAUGHTER - One in each inning.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Thank you very much, Richard. Aggers.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Because you are really the voice of cricket.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Why did that particularly happen?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I mean, there are plenty of people who were commentating
0:12:52 > 0:12:54around that time. But you, sort of, assumed the mantle.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Just luck, I think. Being around at the right time.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I dare say being very good at it.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Poor old Brian died.- Yeah. - Henry wasn't with us, then.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And I guess I was, sort of, next in line, really.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09And it's a wonderful job. It's a great job.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13And something that I can't quite believe I'm still doing
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- after 25 years. - Wonderful. Now then, Aggers,
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I've got great news, which is this. Even if you score 100,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- you are still through to the next round.- I've never scored 100.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22LAUGHTER
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I suspect I will do at some stage this evening.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27I'm going for Car Wash - 1976.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29OK, Car Wash. Let's see if that's right.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Let's see how many people said Car Wash.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35It's right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39This is good, Aggers. Look at that. 53.
0:13:40 > 0:13:4353 is our lowest score of the round, in fact.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Taking your total up to 107.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48It's not often 53 is our lowest score of the round.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yeah, it's a Richard Pryor film.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Features Car Wash by Rose Royce as well.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Won a Grammy for Best Soundtrack.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Excellent. Thank you, Richard. Now then. Michael, welcome.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Let's just talk a little bit about 2005, shall we?
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I mean... I've only just sobered up.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Do you remember any of it?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I do more now because I've watched the DVD,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15but I guess the weeks after it was a little bit of a blur.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Amazing.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Well, you are through to the next round, Michael,
0:14:19 > 0:14:20no matter what you score.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Let's have a low score, though. 53 is our lowest score so far.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You can do better than that.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I'm going to go 1976, Taxi Driver.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Taxi Driver. OK. No red line. You are already through.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Let's see how many of our 100 said Taxi Driver.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37- PHIL:- Get in.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40It's right and you beat 53. Look at that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41New low score, Michael.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43APPLAUSE
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Best in the round so far. 125 is your total.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yeah, Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster, of course.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49It was supposed to be two hours long,
0:14:49 > 0:14:52but it doesn't turn up for 20 minutes so...
0:14:52 > 0:14:53GROANING AND LAUGHING
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Thanks very much, Richard. Swanny, nice to have you here.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Lovely to be here. - A very warm welcome.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- You are probably the newest signing to TMS, aren't you?- I am.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- The whippersnapper.- How are you finding it? How are you settling in?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07It's great. I am basically the tea boy.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08It's sounding lovely.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12It's a rite of passage to get to, you know, Aggers' hot seat.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm on the first rung of the ladder, but it's great fun.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Now, you are through to the next round no matter what you score.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20But I have a feeling you are going to be quite good at this.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Ebony was almost right when she said Soul Train.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26But I think that's a fairly obscure film called Soul Plane.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29That's what I'm going to go for because I don't think many
0:15:29 > 0:15:30people would have seen it.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Sounds like a good answer. No red line. You are already through.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Let's see how far down the column we get with Soul Plane.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40It's right.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Oh, it's a good one.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Down it goes.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- And it's pointless! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:48 > 0:15:51It's a pointless answer. Very rare we get those on celebrity shows.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55That adds £250 to today's total, taking the jackpot up to £2,750.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Scores you nothing. Leaves your total at 56.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Gets you a pat on the back from Alison. Brilliant, Soul Plane.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Absolutely. Very well played. A golden duck, Swanny, well played.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Starred Snoop Dogg, that film.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Once voted the 47th worst film of all time.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I, kind of, liked it when I watched it.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18LAUGHTER
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Let's fill in the rest of these. It's The Horse Whisperer up the top.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24It would have scored 64.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28The 1995 film there, Tank Girl, would have scored you 3 points.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Strangers On A...- Train.- Train. Would have scored you 53.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- And from 2002, it's...- Boat Trip.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Yes, Boat Trip. It would have scored you 4 points.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Soul Plane, very much the best answer on that board.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Very well done if you said that. - Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46At the end of our first round, the pair who are heading home with
0:16:46 > 0:16:48a high score of 200, Ebony and Henry, I'm sorry.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Henry, it's been fabulous having you on.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Thank you so much for playing. Ebony and Henry, everyone.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56APPLAUSE
0:16:56 > 0:16:59But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Here we are in Round Two. And we are already down to only three pairs.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Our category for Round Two this evening is...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Yes! - LAUGHTER
0:17:18 > 0:17:20And food, though, Phil. Can you all decide in your pairs
0:17:20 > 0:17:22who is going to go first, who is going to go second?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...
0:17:37 > 0:17:38..as they could.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Wine-producing countries. Richard.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yeah, we are looking for any of the top 20 wine-producing
0:17:43 > 0:17:45countries in the world in 2014, please,
0:17:45 > 0:17:48according to the International Organisation of Vine and Wine.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50- It would be a nice place to work. - Vine and wine.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yep. Any of the top 20 countries in the world
0:17:52 > 0:17:54that produce the most wine, please.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57They could save a bit of printing and just call themselves wine.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- They can drop the vine out.- Vine and wine is a bit weird, isn't it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- It is a bit.- You must say, by the way, if you want a cup of tea.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Do you know, I really do. - Do you?- Yeah, yeah.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07ALEXANDER SIGHS
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Thank you very much. - That's Lapsang souchong.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- I presume you don't have milk in that.- You bet I do.- Do you?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Yes, please.- Yes, please.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14GROANING
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- Unfortunately... - That's a shame.- Come on!
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Yeah, Alison.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Hello. - LAUGHTER
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, that's good. That is good. I really did need that.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Alison, what would you like to...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27What would I like to what, sorry?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Vine and wine.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Wine-producing countries. Top 20.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37I'm going to go for a country that does some nice reds. Chile.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Chile. Mmm.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42And how. Let's see how many of 100 people said Chile.
0:18:49 > 0:18:5150.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Not bad. Not bad. 50.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Mmm. How is that cake, Rich?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Chile is a very good answer. Well done.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Ten million hectolitres, they produce.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06The ninth-biggest wine-producing country in the world.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Phil.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Yes, I'm going to go for...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13To stay in the game...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Argentina.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Argentina. Oh.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Tactics.- Argentina. Nice Malbec. Let's see if that's right.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Let's see how many of our 100 people said Argentina.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26It's right.
0:19:27 > 0:19:2950 for Chile. You passed it.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Argentina, 33.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Nicely done, Phil.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I tell you what, they all want to win this, don't they?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Mmm. They really do.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Yeah, 15 million hectolitres, Argentina produce.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45The fifth-biggest wine-producing country in the world.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Lovely. Fabulous.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- Melinda.- I could talk about wine all night.- Please do.- I love it.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I could say the country that I'm from, but I'm not going to.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58I'm going to go for our Antipodean neighbour and say New Zealand.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00There we are. New Zealand. It sounds like a good answer to me.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Let's see how many of 100 people said New Zealand.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06It's right.
0:20:06 > 0:20:0950 is our big score at this point.
0:20:09 > 0:20:1048.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Edging just below.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17New Zealand wine widely believed to be the best wine in that region.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18LAUGHTER
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- As I understand it.- Oh!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Thanks very much, Richard. Halfway through the round.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Let's take a look at those scores.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Once again. 33, Phil. The best score of the round.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Putting Phil and Michael at the top of the table.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Then we travel up to 48, where we find Melinda and Aggers.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Then up to 50, Alison and Graeme. So yes, it's all quite close.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37There's not too much in it really but, Graeme,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39let's have a low score from you. You've got a bit of time to
0:20:39 > 0:20:42think of something. Good luck. Coming back down the line now.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Could the second players please step up to the podium?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49OK, Aggers.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52I think we need to gamble.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Austria.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55- CONTESTANTS:- Oooh!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57You see, there we are.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's all going to come out in this pass, I think.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02People really have to search their wine knowledge.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Here is your red line.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06It's...it's there. It's like a red carpet, really.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10If you can get below that, you are definitely in the next round.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Let's see how many of our 100 people said Austria.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22That's a great answer!
0:21:22 > 0:21:249 for Austria, Aggers. Very well done indeed.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Taking your total up to 57.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30APPLAUSE Well played, Aggers. Very nice.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Look at the delight on the face of Aggers there.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Last round he was so nervous.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37He was like this, "I'm going to gamble!"
0:21:37 > 0:21:39There's a competition that's come out.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41It's number 17 on that list as well.
0:21:41 > 0:21:4517 out of 20, so it's just above the line. Very good answer.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Michael.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I feel I am going to gamble. It is 20 countries, yeah?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- 20 countries, yeah. - Top 20, yes.- Gamble? Well...
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Well, listen, you have to gamble a bit
0:21:57 > 0:22:00cos you have to score 23 or less.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- 23 or less. - I'm going to go Portugal.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Portugal.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Hm... Oh...- Oh!- Oh, there's a buzz
0:22:09 > 0:22:13from our crescent of audience there. Portugal. Here is your red line.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Get below that, you are home and dry.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said Portugal.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh!
0:22:25 > 0:22:2738.
0:22:27 > 0:22:3038 takes your total up to 71.
0:22:30 > 0:22:3271.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35See, yeah, the 11th-biggest wine-producing country in the world.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38An awful lot of pressure on Swanny now.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Now, Swanny,
0:22:39 > 0:22:42you rode in like a white knight at the end of the last round.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45And it's wine!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48It is. And there are so many of the obvious ones left.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51And less obvious ones as well. You have to score 20 or less.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55I am going to stay round about the same part of Europe as Aggers,
0:22:55 > 0:22:58and I'm going to go for Germany.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Germany. Here is your red line, Swanny.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06You've got to get below. Now, let's see, Austria scored 9.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Germany... If you can get below that, you are in the head-to-head.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Let's see how many people said Germany.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Oh, no, Graeme!
0:23:18 > 0:23:23APPLAUSE
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm afraid that is 47, takes your total up to 97.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28If you had gone even closer to Aggers' answer
0:23:28 > 0:23:31and said Switzerland, you would've scored 4 points.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It would have been a terrific answer.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35No, there is no pointless answers at all.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37The best answer you could've come up with is
0:23:37 > 0:23:40the 20th country on the list - 1 point for Croatia.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Very well done if you said that. And 2 points for China. Yeah.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Really?- Yeah! You would have scored...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Let's take a look at the other scores.
0:23:48 > 0:23:54You would've scored 5 points for... Brazil, Hungary and Romania.
0:23:54 > 0:23:5711 points for Greece. And then we get into the bigger scores.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59We've heard a lot of them already, actually.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02South Africa, 51. United States, 67. Italy, 75.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Let's take a look at the top three.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07The ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13And the biggest wine-producing country of all is top.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17There we are. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20So at the end of our second round, I am so sorry to say,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22the pair who are heading home, it is Graeme and Alison.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24The stars of Round One.
0:24:24 > 0:24:2697 not a terrible score by any means.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28We will see you again, I hope. Please come and play again.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Thanks very much indeed. Graeme and Alison!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33APPLAUSE
0:24:33 > 0:24:36But for Jonathan, Melinda, Phil and Michael, it is
0:24:36 > 0:24:38now time for the head-to-head.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Well done, Jonathan and Melinda, Phil and Michael.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47You are now one step closer to the final and a chance to
0:24:47 > 0:24:50play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,750.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54APPLAUSE
0:24:54 > 0:24:56So this is the round where we decide who goes through to the final
0:24:56 > 0:24:59and plays for that jackpot. We do that by making you go head-to-head.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02But you can start playing as a team now, see you can confer before
0:25:02 > 0:25:05you give your answers, which takes a bit of pressure off.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08And then the first pair to win two questions goes through
0:25:08 > 0:25:10and plays for that jackpot for their charities.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Here comes your first question, and it concerns...
0:25:23 > 0:25:27LAUGHTER
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Did we not tell you about this? Famous Willies.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34We are going to show you five pictures now...
0:25:34 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER
0:25:40 > 0:25:43We are going to show you five pictures now of famous people
0:25:43 > 0:25:45called Willie. EVERYONE OHS
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oh!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Can you identify the most obscure Willie? Best of luck.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Thanks very much indeed. Let's reveal our five Willies.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56And here they are. We have got...
0:26:18 > 0:26:19There we go.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Five famous Willies.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25Now, Jonathan and Melinda will go first, but feel free to confer.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I don't know the last one, so how many people will know?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- Yeah?- We will go E - Willie Whitelaw.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Willie Whitelaw say Aggers and Melinda.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Now then, Phil and Michael,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39do you want to talk us through the other Willies?
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Well, I don't know too many of the Willies there.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46We know it is the captain of Aberdeen who won the Cup.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48- In '87?- Was it? Yeah.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50But he's Will... I can't remember his name.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54I think the only one of those I know there is B,
0:26:54 > 0:26:58which I think is Willie Rushton.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Is that the one you want to go for?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Do you want to go for that? Willie Rushton.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04So we have got Willie Whitelaw, we've got Willie Ruston.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Jonathan and Melinda have gone for Willie Whitelaw for E.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Let's see if that's right,
0:27:10 > 0:27:13let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14It's right.
0:27:16 > 0:27:1847.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22APPLAUSE
0:27:22 > 0:27:2447. Now, this will be interesting.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27So Phil and Michael have gone for Willie Rushton.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Let's see how far down the column get with that.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32It's right.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It has got to be 47... Oooh!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36And it does!
0:27:37 > 0:27:3837.
0:27:40 > 0:27:4237. Well done. You've nicked it.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Phil and Michael, after one question, you are up 1-0.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Now, for the rest of the time on Test Match Special,
0:27:48 > 0:27:49you'll be able to show off that
0:27:49 > 0:27:52you can identify Willies better than anybody else on the team.
0:27:52 > 0:27:56Which is very good news. Now, the first one is Willie Nelson.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59He can remember every minute of the '60s(!)
0:27:59 > 0:28:01LAUGHTER
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Can't he just? 43 points for Willie Nelson.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05The third one was the best answer on the board.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08From Sex And The City, it is Willie Garson.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09Very well done if you said that.
0:28:09 > 0:28:111 point. He looks different from when he was a jockey.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13LAUGHTER
0:28:13 > 0:28:17- Put on a bit.- Hasn't he just? And you know who D is, Tuffers.
0:28:17 > 0:28:18Willie...
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- Willie Miller.- Of course! - It would've scored you 9 points.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Very well done if you said that one.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Thanks very much indeed. OK, here comes your second question.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Aggers and Melinda, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33But Phil and Michael get to answer it first. Very best of luck.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35It concerns...
0:28:36 > 0:28:39ALL: Oh, no!
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- LAUGHTER - What about that!
0:28:42 > 0:28:45That is the one topic we didn't want.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47- Richard...- Yeah, we are
0:28:47 > 0:28:51going to show you five clues now to facts about the sport of cricket.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I don't know if you know it.
0:28:53 > 0:28:56The most obscure answer will win you the point.
0:28:56 > 0:28:58- Very best of luck to both teams.- But!
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Instead of getting me to read out the questions,
0:29:01 > 0:29:04we have got England vice captain Joe Root here.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Hi, Xander and Richard, I am sorry I can't be there tonight.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11In the middle of a very pretty busy Ashes summer.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14But here are five clues all about cricket.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17What are the cross pieces called that bridge the stumps?
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Easy.
0:29:19 > 0:29:24Which team won the first Cricket World Cup in 1975?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26What method was devised in the 1990s
0:29:26 > 0:29:30and used to determine a winning score after a rain interruption?
0:29:30 > 0:29:34Who was the former England all-rounder nicknamed Beefy
0:29:34 > 0:29:37who was knighted in 2007?
0:29:37 > 0:29:40What was the decade in which the Bodyline series took place?
0:29:40 > 0:29:42Good luck, everyone.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46I am going to read all of those again just for fun.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Now then, Phil and Michael, you will go first.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07- They can hear this, though, can't they?- You can whisper.- Yeah.
0:30:08 > 0:30:11- You don't reckon?- No. Go on, then.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15I reckon we'll go for the devised method in the 1990s,
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Duckworth Lewis.- Duckworth Lewis, say Phil and Michael.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Duckworth Lewis method. Now, Jonathan and Melinda.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- We would've gone for that, actually.- Yeah.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26- Talk us through the board? - OK, you've got your bails.- Yeah.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29You've got the West Indies. You've got Duckworth Lewis.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32And you've got Ian Botham. And you've got 1932-33.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Let's go- bodyline. Bodyline? Yeah.- We'll go bodyline.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39OK, you are going to go for the 19...?
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- 1933.- The 1930s, OK.
0:30:41 > 0:30:44An extra point for 32-33 and not the decade, by the way.
0:30:44 > 0:30:46An extra point taken off!
0:30:46 > 0:30:47Right, well, good luck with that.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Phil and Michael have gone for Duckworth Lewis.
0:30:50 > 0:30:51Let's see if that's right.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55Let's see how many of our 100 people said that for the method.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57I reckon you've won it.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00- It's right.- Go on, go on!
0:31:02 > 0:31:0316!
0:31:03 > 0:31:07APPLAUSE
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- 16. What do you think? - I think, close.
0:31:11 > 0:31:14I think not many people know about the '30s.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17OK, now, Jonathan and Melinda have gone for the 1930s,
0:31:17 > 0:31:20the decade of the Bodyline tour. Let's see if it's right.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Let's see how many people said it.
0:31:24 > 0:31:25It's right.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28It has got to beat 16, though.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31It does! 10.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Very well done indeed!
0:31:33 > 0:31:37You have broken back there. Jonathan and Melinda, back in the game.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39After two questions, it is 1-all.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Not that anybody here is competitive(!)
0:31:41 > 0:31:43LAUGHTER Very well played.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46You'd have won the point with the West Indies as well.
0:31:46 > 0:31:49It would've scored you 12. It was a correct answer.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52The top one is bails. Bails would have scored you 49.
0:31:52 > 0:31:56And Ian Botham would've scored you 62.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59There we are. Now, here comes your third and final question.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Whoever wins this question goes through to the final
0:32:01 > 0:32:03and plays for that jackpot.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05So best of luck. It concerns...
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Yes!
0:32:09 > 0:32:10Chocolate. Richard.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13We are going to show you five things now, which contain
0:32:13 > 0:32:14chocolate as a major ingredient,
0:32:14 > 0:32:17but we left out alternate letters from their names.
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Can you fill in those gaps, please? Best of luck to everybody.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23OK, let's reveal our five things with chocolate in them.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24And here they are. We've got...
0:32:37 > 0:32:39I'll read those all again.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54Now then, Aggers and Melinda, you will go first again this time.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- I've got a few of them, but... - Yeah. Let's see if the top one...
0:33:02 > 0:33:03First one, yeah?
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Yeah, we'll go for the top one and we'll go for red velvet cake.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Red velvet cake, say Jonathan and Melinda.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12Now then, Phil and Michael, do you fancy talking us
0:33:12 > 0:33:14through that board, seeing how many of them you can do?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17Well... Black Forest gateau.
0:33:17 > 0:33:18Mississippi mud pie.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Bourbon something.
0:33:20 > 0:33:23Oh, yeah! Bourbon... I-C-I...
0:33:23 > 0:33:26LAUGHTER
0:33:26 > 0:33:28- Picnic, no...- Come on, what are you going to go for?
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- Mississippi mud pie. - Mississippi mud pie.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32We've got red velvet cake, we've got Mississippi mud pie.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Jonathan and Melinda went for red velvet cake.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37Let's if that's right for the one at the top of the table there.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Red velvet cake. How many people said it?
0:33:41 > 0:33:43It's right.
0:33:48 > 0:33:52APPLAUSE
0:33:52 > 0:33:5324 for red velvet cake.
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Now, Phil and Michael have gone for Mississippi mud pie.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58It's one up from the bottom. Let's see if that is right.
0:33:58 > 0:34:02Let's see how many people said Mississippi mud pie.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06It's right. It has got to beat 24.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- Come on!- No!
0:34:08 > 0:34:1044.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- APPLAUSE - Very well done.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Jonathan and Melinda, after three questions,
0:34:16 > 0:34:18- you are through to the final, 2-1. - Well played, everybody.
0:34:18 > 0:34:23Now, Black Forest gateau would have scored you slightly more points - 46.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25You would have won with the bottom one.
0:34:25 > 0:34:27You'll kick yourself. It is a bourbon biscuit.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Oh, no!
0:34:29 > 0:34:32It would have scored you 12 points. And this is the best answer.
0:34:32 > 0:34:35Any watcher of Bake Off will tell you...
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- Sachertorte.- Sachertorte, yeah.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40That would've scored you 7 points. Best answer on the board.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:34:42 > 0:34:46So the pair leaving us at the end of that head-to-head round... Oh, Phil!
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Not quite a second final, I'm afraid.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50But such a strong performance across the show. Very well played.
0:34:50 > 0:34:53It's been brilliant having you on, Phil and Michael.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Thank you so much. Phil and Michael!
0:34:55 > 0:34:57APPLAUSE
0:35:00 > 0:35:03But for Jonathan and Melinda, it's now time for our Pointless final.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Many congratulations, Jonathan and Melinda, you have fought off,
0:35:09 > 0:35:12I mean, really you have fought off all of the competition.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- It has been very competitive.- Very.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16We couldn't lose to them, just understand.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18We could not, we could not have lost to them. So we're happy now.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Well, listen, you've won your coveted Pointless trophy,
0:35:21 > 0:35:22so very well done.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30You now have a chance to win the Pointless jackpot
0:35:30 > 0:35:31for your charities.
0:35:31 > 0:35:35At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,750.
0:35:35 > 0:35:38APPLAUSE
0:35:38 > 0:35:39I just thought how fitting this is.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42I mean, it is obviously a Test Match Special edition,
0:35:42 > 0:35:44but it is also, kind of, an Ashes edition.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46So we have an Australian and an Englishman in the final.
0:35:46 > 0:35:48This is just perfect. It's poetic.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50We'll put four things up on the board behind me.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53Let's hope there is something up there that catches your eye.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Today's selection looks like this. We've got...
0:36:03 > 0:36:07I would really fancy British Sitcoms, but unfortunately...
0:36:07 > 0:36:09That really rules you out, does it?
0:36:09 > 0:36:13- I'm happy to go with British Sitcoms.- Are you?- Yeah.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- But you might have to carry the can. - That's OK.- OK, British Sitcoms.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- Got to give it a go. - British Sitcoms it is. Richard.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22We are looking for the title of any episode of any of these three
0:36:22 > 0:36:23classic British sitcoms.
0:36:23 > 0:36:29So the title of any episode of any of the 24 regular episodes of...
0:36:31 > 0:36:32Any of the 12 episodes of...
0:36:34 > 0:36:35Or any of the 12 episodes of...
0:36:44 > 0:36:46I wish you the very best of luck.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Thank you very much indeed. Now, as always,
0:36:48 > 0:36:50you have got up to a minute now to come up with three answers.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just
0:36:53 > 0:36:56one of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?
0:36:56 > 0:37:00- Yep, OK.- Good. Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02There they are. Your time starts now.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04Fawlty Towers, we've got The Germans.
0:37:04 > 0:37:08- But everyone'll say The Germans. There's The Builders.- Yes, good.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10That chap with a garden gnome.
0:37:10 > 0:37:13What's the one where he keeps touching the Australian
0:37:13 > 0:37:15woman's breast?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17- Yes.- When he is reaching around the line.
0:37:17 > 0:37:18- We're not going to do that.- OK.
0:37:18 > 0:37:22- LAUGHTER - There is The Gourmet Evening.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24- Oh, you're good.- Blackadder...
0:37:24 > 0:37:28What is the one where she is sick and what's-he pretends to be her?
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Cybil's sick? No, she pretends to be sick.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35The Queen.
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- Where Polly has to imitate... - Oh, that is Fawlty Towers again, OK.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42Oh, yeah.
0:37:42 > 0:37:4420 seconds.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47What's the Blackadder where they come around and there's an awful
0:37:47 > 0:37:48shaped turnip on the table?
0:37:48 > 0:37:52- Argh! I don't know this, but there is one with...- Ten seconds left.
0:37:52 > 0:37:55The actors as well, isn't there? Where they do...
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Haven't done very- well here. No. - It's a mind blanker, isn't it?
0:38:01 > 0:38:04OK. I am afraid that is your minute up.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- That is the quickest minute you will ever witness.- So true.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09What three answers are you going to give me?
0:38:09 > 0:38:13- I'm going for Inheritance on Blackadder.- Inheritance.
0:38:13 > 0:38:17- The Builders.- The Builders. That is a Fawlty Towers one.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19What is that Gourmet Evening?
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- Let's try that.- Try that? OK, I'm with you.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Do you want to say that? The Gourmet Evening. OK.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Allow a bit of looseness with the language.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29Inheritance, Builders and The Gourmet Evening.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:38:31 > 0:38:33- I think Inheritance. - Inheritance goes last.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36- Least likely to be pointless? - The Builders.- The Builders.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38The Builders, first. The Gourmet Evening, in the middle.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Let's put those answers up on the board in that order.
0:38:41 > 0:38:42And here they are.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44We've got...
0:38:49 > 0:38:50Well, very best of luck.
0:38:50 > 0:38:53If one of those happens to be pointless,
0:38:53 > 0:38:55what charities are you playing for, Jonathan?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57The Broad Appeal for me, which is
0:38:57 > 0:39:00a charity very close to all of our hearts in cricket, of course,
0:39:00 > 0:39:03through Chris Broad's wife, Stuart Broad's stepmother,
0:39:03 > 0:39:05who died of Motor Neuron Disease.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09This is obviously for trying to find a cure for this dreadful thing.
0:39:09 > 0:39:11- So Broad Appeal for me. - Very good. Melinda?
0:39:11 > 0:39:13And I have actually gone for ActionAid,
0:39:13 > 0:39:18doing a lot of work in keeping kids in education
0:39:18 > 0:39:21who might not otherwise have a chance. So I have gone for that one.
0:39:21 > 0:39:25Very well done indeed. Two excellent charities.
0:39:25 > 0:39:26Two excellent charities.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Fingers crossed one of those answers will win that
0:39:29 > 0:39:33jackpot for your charities. Your first answer was The Builders.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36In this case, we were looking for Fawlty Towers episode names.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38The Builders, let's see if it is right.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41If it is pointless, it will win you £2,750.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43How many people said The Builders?
0:39:44 > 0:39:45It's right.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49It is right. Now all it has to be is pointless,
0:39:49 > 0:39:51then you leave with that jackpot for your charities.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Down it goes. The Builders,
0:39:52 > 0:39:54through our teens. Into single figures.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Down it goes. Still going down... Oh, 3!
0:39:57 > 0:39:59APPLAUSE
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Oh! So close. Hands-on-head moment there.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09I'm afraid, not a pointless answer.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12So only two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Your second answer was The Gourmet Evening,
0:40:14 > 0:40:17also a Fawlty Towers episode.
0:40:17 > 0:40:19It has to be right, then it has to be pointless.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22If it is both of those things, you leave here with £2,750.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24How many people said The Gourmet Evening?
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Oh!
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- What was it called, though? - ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- I don't know.- What was it called? - We'll discover.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37Evidently not The Gourmet Evening, I am sorry to say.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Only one more shot at today's jackpot.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43Jonathan, not looking that confident at this stage.
0:40:43 > 0:40:46- Inheritance, though, this one you thought was good.- I'm happy.
0:40:46 > 0:40:47This was good.
0:40:47 > 0:40:50- OK.- From Blackadder. It is a Blackadder episode title, we hope.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Please can it be a Blackadder episode title?
0:40:52 > 0:40:55If it is and it is pointless, it will win you £2,750.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57How many people said Inheritance?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01OHS
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Sorry!
0:41:03 > 0:41:05APPLAUSE
0:41:05 > 0:41:10I am sorry. Another incorrect answer there. Oh!
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Well, you have played so well.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Such a consistently strong performance.
0:41:13 > 0:41:16I'm afraid you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,
0:41:16 > 0:41:19so you do not win today's jackpot for your charities.
0:41:19 > 0:41:22But as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate £500 to each
0:41:22 > 0:41:24celebrity player for their charity.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26- That's very kind.- Thank you. - So there you are. And...
0:41:26 > 0:41:28APPLAUSE
0:41:28 > 0:41:31Lest we forget, you get to take home a Pointless trophy.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34So there we are, it hasn't all been in vain. But very well done.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Jonathan and Melinda, fantastic performance.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40APPLAUSE
0:41:40 > 0:41:43It has been a joy, this evening. It really has been a lot of fun.
0:41:43 > 0:41:44The episode when they are trying
0:41:44 > 0:41:46to inherit from Lord and Lady Whiteadder,
0:41:46 > 0:41:47it is actually called Beer.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49- Oh!- It's nothing like Inheritance.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51It would have scored you 1 point if you had said it.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54- And it is Gourmet Night rather than Gourmet Evening.- Oh, come on!
0:41:54 > 0:41:57I know. I know. It would have scored you 1 point, though,
0:41:57 > 0:41:59so it would have been worse if you had said it. Can you imagine?
0:41:59 > 0:42:03Let's look at some of the Blackadder episodes that were pointless.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05You could have said...
0:42:08 > 0:42:10You could've said Amy And Amiability.
0:42:10 > 0:42:12Dish And Dishonesty, Nob And Nobility,
0:42:12 > 0:42:14you could've had. Sense And Senility.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17The Witchsmeller Pursuivant was a pointless answer.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20General Hospital, a pointless answer. Also Private Plane.
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Very well done if you said any of those.
0:42:22 > 0:42:26Fawlty Towers, there might be some that you recognise here.
0:42:28 > 0:42:29Waldorf Salad!
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Those are the only four pointless answers.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36I'm Alan Partridge, essentially what they do in
0:42:36 > 0:42:39all of their titles, they just put Alan into different film titles.
0:42:39 > 0:42:43And there are some quite good ones, but these are the pointless ones.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51You also could've had the Bravealan. Or The Colour Of Alan.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55Unfortunately, we say goodbye to you. It's been brilliant.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57It's been lovely. Really great.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59- Thank you so much. - It has been wonderful.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01- Thank you so much. Aggers and Melinda.- Well done.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:43:03 > 0:43:06Join us next time when we put more obscure knowledge to the test
0:43:06 > 0:43:09- on Pointless. Meanwhile, it is goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11And it is goodbye from me. Goodbye.