0:00:16 > 0:00:21APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Thank you very much indeed.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a very warm welcome to this
0:00:27 > 0:00:30special sporting edition of Pointless Celebrities.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33The show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39APPLAUSE
0:00:40 > 0:00:41And couple number one.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46I'm Willie Thorne, a former professional snooker player, and when on Strictly, a very bad dancer.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51- I'm Tony Jacklin, a former professional golfer, and an even worse dancer.- Correct.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Couple number two.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01I'm Andy Fordham, I'm a former 2004 world darts champion.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07And I'm Deta Hedman, and I am the current worlds number one ladies champion.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Couple number three.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Hi, I'm Tessa Sanderson, and I'm the former Olympic javelin champion.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And I'm Derek Redmond, and I'm not the former Olympic javelin champion,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22but I am a world champion athlete.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26APPLAUSE
0:01:26 > 0:01:28And finally, couple number four.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm Nick Easter, and I currently play rugby for Harlequins
0:01:31 > 0:01:35in England, and I'm here representing the pink shirt brigade.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:41And I'm Martin Offiah, former Pointless champion...
0:01:41 > 0:01:44and retired rugby player.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47APPLAUSE
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show as it
0:01:52 > 0:01:54goes along, so that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58A photo of himself he posted online "broke the internet".
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Luckily, he just turned off his Wi-Fi and turned it back on again,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04it worked like a charm. It is my Pointless friend, it's Richard.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Hiya. Evening, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Welcome along. Good evening to you.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- Good evening to you.- I love it when we do a sports special, because all
0:02:12 > 0:02:16sports people, if they are still playing, if they are retired or whatever, they are so competitive,
0:02:16 > 0:02:18and they're so desperate to win.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I absolutely... It is absolutely brilliant.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25And we've got some great players here as well. We've got a Pointless legend on the final podium, Martin,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29who came on last time with Phil Tuffnell and won the jackpot.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So if you don't win the jackpot again this time,
0:02:31 > 0:02:34we will understand that Nick Easter is not as clever as Phil Tuffnell.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- LAUGHTER - Which is quite something.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40We've also got two other people who have played before. That's Willie and Tessa.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- The last time they played together. - Oh, yes.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46They did so badly, they decided to split up and find new partners.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- We tried, didn't we, darling?- Who has chosen better? We will find out.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52But podium two, this is my favourite podium.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Now, Martin and I and various other people played Let's Play Darts For Comic Relief.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58It was terrifying, it was genuinely terrifying.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02I remember Andy Fordham standing there, going, "What are you worried about?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04"It is easy. What are you worried about?"
0:03:04 > 0:03:08And then speaking to him just now, I saw the fear in his eyes
0:03:08 > 0:03:11that he must have seen in mine and Martin's eyes. He's terrified.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14I have to say Deta, who was my partner in that tournament,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17very much my better half, she is not terrified.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Deta is scared by nothing at all. - I wouldn't go that far.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I guarantee that.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It is going to be an absolute cracker, I think.- Thanks very much, Richard.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29As usual, all of today's questions have been put to 100 people before the show.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Our celebrities here are looking to find those all-important pointless answers.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35These are the answers that none of our 100 people gave.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Find one of those and we will add 250 quid to the jackpot.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Now, as today's show is a celebrity special,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43each of our wonderful celebrities is playing for a nominated charity,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46we start off with a jackpot of £2,500. There it is.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48APPLAUSE
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Marvellous. Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54APPLAUSE
0:03:57 > 0:04:00All you have to remember is this, the pair with the highest
0:04:00 > 0:04:03score at the end of each round will be eliminated.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06That's it, that's the only rule. Oh, yes, and no conferring.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Until we get to the head-to-head round. Good luck.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Our first category this evening is...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Bands Of The 1990s.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Can you all decide in your pairs, who's going to go first, who's going to go second?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30OK. And the question concerns...
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Bands by surname, Richard.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Yes, on each board, we are going to show you some groups of surnames.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40They all represent a band who had at least one number one hit during
0:04:40 > 0:04:43the 1990s. Can you name the band by recognising the surnames, please?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46There's going to be seven groups on the first board, seven on the second,
0:04:46 > 0:04:4814 in all to have a go at at home. Good luck.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52OK, so let's reveal our first board of surnames, and here it comes.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53We've got...
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Tony is thrilled with this, isn't he?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I'm going to read those all again, because it's fun.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39There we are. Now, Tony, put this to the back of your mind for now, Tony.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Just a very, very warm welcome. It is lovely to have you here.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45When did you retire from professional golf?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49I played some senior golf until about...
0:05:49 > 0:05:5114 years ago.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53But you must still play, you must do...
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- I do some corporate work, the odd days.- Just keep to your eye.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I was reading, though, that one of your passions is marquetry.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Yes. Yeah, I make pictures out of veneers. I do real people.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I mean, celebrities, golfers especially,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11some of the old golfers that are no longer with us.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't three-putt when I do that,
0:06:13 > 0:06:18I come out with some very nice results from time to time.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Very nice. Good use for your old woods as well, actually.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Now, Tony, all these bands with lists of surnames.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- How are we feeling about that? - Not very well.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33I'm completely and utterly lost with this.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Um...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Bernard Gallacher's Band.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42The Bernard Gallacher Band. Which for which one?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- I'm guessing the Gallagher, Gallagher. For that one? - Yes, that one.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50OK, the Bernard Gallacher Band. Let's take that and see if it's right.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- No, I'm sorry, Tony, it is a tough board.- I'm even more sorry.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58THEY LAUGH
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- It scores you 100 points. - I tell you what, though, imagine the racket the
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Bernard Gallacher Band would make.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07That would be fearsome. I tell you something that is interesting about Tony,
0:07:07 > 0:07:12golf is so huge these days. Tony won the US Open back when Europeans simply didn't
0:07:12 > 0:07:14win the US Open. And then he won the Ryder Cup
0:07:14 > 0:07:16when we simply didn't win the Ryder Cup as well.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Now we take it for granted, but back in the day he was an absolute
0:07:19 > 0:07:22pioneer in both of those fields, I think it is fair to say.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25And we give him a question like this. I'm sorry, Tony.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- It is ridiculous.- I'm sorry. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Andy, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here. "The Viking", Andy.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Yeah.- Talk to me about "The Viking". - When I started playing in '95,
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- my first Lakeside, there was talk about nicknames.- Yeah.- And...
0:07:43 > 0:07:47I think Tony Green was going to call me "The New Age Traveller".
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Then they were going to call me "Bluto",
0:07:49 > 0:07:51the one that used to mess about with Popeye's missus.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Then my mate turned up in a full Viking outfit to support me,
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- and it...and it just stuck. - Simple as that, "The Viking".
0:07:58 > 0:08:03I mean, what happens if you turn up in professional darts without a nickname?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05You would soon get one, don't worry about that.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Better go with "The Viking" than something else.- Yeah.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I mean, I'm quite happy with it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Andy, how are you finding this board here?
0:08:12 > 0:08:17I've got to go with that Gallagher, Gallagher thing. And go with Oasis.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oasis, says Andy. Oasis. Let's see if that's right,
0:08:20 > 0:08:23and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Oasis.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27It's right.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Oh, 82.- I don't care, that'll do.- It is a good answer.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35- It is good news for Tony as well. - Yes, correct answer, though.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38And they've had various line-ups over the years,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42but that's when they had their '90s number one singles. Oasis.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Now, Derek.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Welcome to Pointless, great to have you here.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Oh, the great memory I have of you is Barcelona in 1992.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- Being beaten by my dad in the semifinal?- Yes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I mean, that is just one of those absolutely wonderful,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01timeless moments, isn't it?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, it wasn't my best hour, if I'm really honest with you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Yes, the hamstring, that's got to have hurt. But it was lovely,
0:09:07 > 0:09:08melted everybody's heart.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I tell you, if anyone hasn't seen it, you must Google it. "Derek Redmond Barcelona".
0:09:12 > 0:09:15There is not a person alive who can watch that without them
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- having to weep.- And then ring their dad.- Yes, exactly.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22It is an extraordinary bit of television, it was.
0:09:22 > 0:09:28And then after running around for fun, you've played basketball.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Yeah.- You've played rugby.- Yeah. - Quite a high level.- Relatively high.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Yes, quite high level. And now you're doing kick boxing as well. - Yes.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Something sedate now.- Where are you going to go after that? Curling?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Exactly, yes. - How do you like this board?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Um, there's only one I really know the answer is,
0:09:46 > 0:09:50and I have a feeling it is going to be a high score, because if I know it, everybody is going to know it.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55So I'm going to have to go with the top one, which is the Spice Girls.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59The Spice Girls, says Derek. Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people
0:09:59 > 0:10:01said the Spice Girls.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Well, it's right and it has passed our high score.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Down to 71, we have a new low score, Derek.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10APPLAUSE
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Nothing wrong with that.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Yes, scores lower than Oasis. I guess because of the Gallagher, Gallagher combination.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thank you very much indeed, Richard.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22So, now, Nick, a very, very warm welcome to Pointless to you.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Now then, I'll be honest, we've had a few rugby players on Pointless, and I think it is
0:10:26 > 0:10:30fair to say it's one of those sports that attracts characters.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Yeah, a game for all shapes and sizes.- Indeed.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Everyone comes from different backgrounds.- Yes.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39If the rugby club dinner is on, you want to stick around and see what happens, don't you?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- There is never a dull moment. - Never a dull moment.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Obviously, in the line-up of the dressing room, where were you?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Were you the sort of jester end of the spectrum?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I would say so, but I'm getting on a bit now in my profession,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55so I've got to be seen as a little bit more of a responsible figure.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Yeah, well you were captain in 2011.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Well, yeah, and seniority, as well.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00I'm still on the back of the bus
0:11:00 > 0:11:04and the young lads still try and take the back of the bus but there's no giving that up.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You've also got to that stage where you've got record numbers
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- of caps. I think you're the most capped Harlequin...- That's right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- ..in recent times. - Just over 250 last year, I think.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You've got 51 England caps, I think.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16- Yeah.- Is that right?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I mean, how much longer do you think you'll keep going?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22The body's good at the moment as far as injuries are concerned.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23You know, erm...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25It's holding well.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Erm, it's more the mind, whether I can get over this subject
0:11:29 > 0:11:32of '90s bands because I know I'm old in my profession,
0:11:32 > 0:11:35but I'm not sure if my knowledge stretches as far back
0:11:35 > 0:11:36as some of those names.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39OK, listen, do you want to talk us through the board.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You can go through all of those, if you like, and give suggestions for any of them.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Music is not a subject I particularly wanted to come up.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I think the second one,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52just looking at the first name,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Damon Albarn - Blur maybe.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Marti Pellow, fourth one down, Wet Wet Wet.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01And then...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03..not sure about the Detroit one.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Harvey, maybe East 17.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'm not sure that's his first name or his last name.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I think we'll go - Pellow, Cunningham, Clark, Mitchell -
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- Wet Wet Wet. - Wet Wet Wet says Nick.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Wet Wet Wet.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Well you pass the high score of 100
0:12:21 > 0:12:23and you pass the low score of 71. Look at that!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Very well done, indeed. Oh, Nick!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28APPLAUSE 37!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Look at that! - I thought that might have been '80s.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Martin has chosen well. 37 for Wet Wet Wet.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Very well played. You took us through the board quite nicely.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You were right about the other two.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, Alex James and Dave Rowntree are Blur.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43It would've scored you more points, it would have scored 46.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45We'll leave the next one for a moment.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Fahey and Detroit?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Shakespears Sister. - Shakespears Sister.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Nine points for that.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54It's Brian Harvey, Terry Coldwell, John Hendy and Tony Mortimer,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56East 17. That would have scored you ten points.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59There's a pointless answer. McCary, Morris, Morris, Stockman.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- I know some people would have got it. It's Boyz II Men.- Ah.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Boyz II Men, very well done if you got that.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Thanks very much, indeed. We're halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, Nick, 37. The best score of the pass
0:13:10 > 0:13:13by quite a margin. Very well done,
0:13:13 > 0:13:15putting you and Martin at the top of the tree.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Then up to 71, Derek and Tessa.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Then up to 82, where we find Andy and Deta.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22And then 100, Tony and Willie. The good news is, Willie,
0:13:22 > 0:13:24you're not that far ahead.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27They're all just in your slipstream there. So best of luck.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30We're coming back down the line. Can the second players please step up to the podium.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37OK, let's put seven more groups of surnames up on the board.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39And here they come. We've got...
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I'll read those all one last time.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Martin, welcome back to Pointless.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Champion returning - wonderful to have you here.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Now, Martin, you played both disciplines of rugby.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35What would you say is the tougher of the two disciplines?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I think both codes have evolved.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39You know, it's probably like asking
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Hamilton what's tougher, rally driving or Formula One?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44You know...
0:14:44 > 0:14:47They're different, they're both tough in different ways
0:14:47 > 0:14:52and, you know, there's probably a lot more high speed collisions
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- in League...- Yeah.- But the fitness aspect of Rugby Union now
0:14:56 > 0:15:00is far superior to anything that I encountered when I was playing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Do you find one or other more exciting?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04I enjoy watching both.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07If I'm honest I watch more international Rugby Union
0:15:07 > 0:15:09and more club Rugby League.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- That's where my allegiances lie. - That makes sense.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Listen, Nick has set you up incredibly well here.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17If you can score 62, or less,
0:15:17 > 0:15:18you're into the next round.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What do you want to go for there, Martin?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24There's a couple of them I think I know.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Seeing as my good friend has done so well,
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I think I'll just play safe
0:15:29 > 0:15:33and I'll go for the second to last one,
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Scott-Lee, Watkins, Richards,
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Latchford-Evans and Tozer.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Steps.- Steps says Martin.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Here is your red line.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You have to get below that to be sure of a place in the next round.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Let's see how many people said Steps. Is it right?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It is right, well done.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Through you go.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59APPLAUSE 28.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01The lowest score yet, taking your total up to 65.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Well played, Martin.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Very, very big in the rugby community, Steps.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- They are!- You won't have the mick taken out of you by anyone
0:16:10 > 0:16:11for getting that one.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Thanks very much, indeed, Richard.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ah, Tessa, welcome back.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Thank you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21I was reading, you were at six Olympic Games.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25From 1976 to 1996.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Do you have a favourite one?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- '84.- I was going to say.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31- I won my gold medal then.- Sure.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35It was a fun Games because it was the first time
0:16:35 > 0:16:38we had sort of like a big, communal area
0:16:38 > 0:16:41and all the things that was going on there.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42The Games were great.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45The first time I think they did the relay baton race.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Daley was there doing his backflip after he won.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50I mean, it was just fab times.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52It was great Games, great Games.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54And I won... Phew!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- ..which I was really pleased about. - And you won gold.- Yeah.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Erm, well, Tessa if you can score 28 or less
0:16:59 > 0:17:01you are through to the next round.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03How do you like this board?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05- Awful!- Is it?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Awful. Awful. Awful.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Number four I was really, really trying to remember
0:17:10 > 0:17:13because I recognise the names but I can't recognise the group.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17So I think I'm going to have to go with the obvious
0:17:17 > 0:17:20and I think a lot of people would have got this. So, erm...
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I think I'm going to go with number two,
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Gary Barlow and Mark Owen.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29So I'm going to go for, erm,
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Take That.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Take That says Tessa.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Here's your red line. Get below THAT with Take That
0:17:36 > 0:17:38and you're definitely into the next round.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Let's see how many of our 100 people said Take That.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Oh!- 75, that's not bad.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE
0:17:49 > 0:17:51That's not bad.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53146 is your total.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56It's not bad given there's some tough ones still left on the board.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59They have had 12 number one singles, seven number one albums, Take That.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Still going strong.- Mmm.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Now, Deta, it's lovely to have you here. Very, very warm welcome.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- Thank you.- One of the best female darts players of all time, Deta.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Thank you very much.- It's a great treat to have you here.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Also, much more importantly, you were a team-mate of Richard
0:18:21 > 0:18:23"The Chiswick Flyover" Osman...
0:18:23 > 0:18:28At this moment in time, I wish I was as clever as he is.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I bet you are! I bet you are!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Deta, I want to know, how was he? How was he as a pupil to start with?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35He was very good, actually.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37He picked it up really, really quickly.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I just tried to calm him down a bit.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44And how is his mental attitude to the game?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- He was very good, actually. - I tried my best.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50He was trying everything that we told him to do, he had a go at it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51He was better than me, anyway.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53We're not going to go there, Martin!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55ALL LAUGH
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Yes, he was!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Yes, he was very, very good.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Do you like this board?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04No, I don't like this board at all.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Sorry!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07The only one I did know was Take That.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12There's another one, number four, but I'm not quite sure.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I might be the first one to score a tonne,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17which is very good for my sport. Obviously...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18..but not for this one.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21But, number four I think
0:19:21 > 0:19:24is Eternal. I think...
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Eternal?- Yes.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I don't know the names of the girls because I'm not pop music,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I'm more soul and reggae,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34as you know, and calypso, that kind of stuff.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36OK, Deta, there is your red line.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39You have to get below that red line to get through to the next round.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Let's see...- Fingers crossed.- How many of our 100 people said Eternal.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43It has to be right, though.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, Deta, I'm so sorry.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50I'm so sorry.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You're exactly in the right sort of area
0:19:52 > 0:19:54but I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 182.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yeah, it's a very good wrong answer, Deta, actually.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02They were Bennett, Bennett, Bryan, Nurding - Eternal.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Nurding, yes. There we are.- And Louise Redknapp.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Thank you very much, indeed, Richard.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Now, Willie, welcome back.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Welcome back, now...
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Willie, how many maximum breaks have you scored?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- 198 but I haven't played for 16 years...- 198.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Had it been 197 it might have been a fluke
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- but 198 I think that's... - Yeah, yeah.- You were good.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Well, I was good in practice.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:20:27 > 0:20:29And what are you up to at the moment, Willie?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'm going to play lots of golf, lots of corporate events
0:20:32 > 0:20:35and a very bad commentator at the sport but I enjoy it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Great fun, though. You must get to meet some interesting people?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Well, especially in the sporting industry.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43There's not too many sportsmen or women I haven't met before.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- That's nice.- Now, Willie...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47This is where we have a game on our hands
0:20:47 > 0:20:50because the high-scorers are behind you, Deta and Andy on 182.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51You're on 100.
0:20:51 > 0:20:5581 or less, which is essentially, I would say, a correct answer.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57What do you want to go for there?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59There's only really the top one that I think I know
0:20:59 > 0:21:02but I used to get past the first round occasionally in snooker.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I got past the first round in Strictly.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07If I get this wrong I'm obviously going out in the first round.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'm just hoping the top one is Boyzone.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I might be wrong but I think it might be Boyzone.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- You're going to go for Boyzone. - Yeah.- OK, here's your red line.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Nice and high. You have to get below it with Boyzone.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Let's see if you can.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Oh, Willie! - What's the other group.- So near.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- RICHARD:- It's the other one.- So far. - I couldn't think of the other name.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I'm afraid that scores you 100.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- I'm sorry, Willie.- I know all the group so well, as well.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Oh, 200 is your total.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Yeah, plenty of people will be saying, is it Boyzone
0:21:37 > 0:21:38or is it...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Westlife.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42And it's Westlife, I'm afraid.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45It would have scored you 46 points as well.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Deta, the Appleton, Appleton one, not Eternal, it is All Saints.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51All Saints.
0:21:51 > 0:21:5327 points for that.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I bet you know Ashcroft, Jones etc.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- The Verve.- Exactly, yeah, The Verve.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It would have scored you ten.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Let's go down to the bottom now.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Carter, Dorough etc.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05It's the Backstreet Boys.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06- Right.- Six points.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09The best answer on the board, I would say, well done if you got this
0:22:09 > 0:22:12but when you hear the answer I'm not sure you should be that proud,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Rasted, Norreen, Nystrom, Dif.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16The singer's of Barbie Girl - Aqua.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Aqua.- Aqua, one point. - They scored one!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- They scored one.- That's nice. - That is nice.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of our first round,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27the pair who are heading home with their high score of 200
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Willie and Tony. I'm so sorry.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Such a treat to have you on the show.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I'm really sorry to be sending you home far too soon.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Thank you for gracing us with your eminent presences.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Thank you.- Wonderful, wonderful contestants, as always. Willie and Tony.- Thank you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42APPLAUSE
0:22:44 > 0:22:46For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Look at that, suddenly we are down to three pairs.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57At the end of this round we'll have to say goodbye to another of the pairs in front of me.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Our category for Round Two today is...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Oh, I hate...
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- World Geography.- Oh, no!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Oh, gosh!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Can you decide in your pairs, whose going first, who's going second
0:23:11 > 0:23:13and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23We gave 100 people, 100 seconds to name...
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Countries whose names contain the letters W, X, Y or Z. Richard.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Yeah, looking for any country in the world whose common name in English
0:23:37 > 0:23:40contains one of those letters please, anywhere in its name.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41W, X, Y or Z.
0:23:41 > 0:23:42As always, by country,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49OK, thank you very much. Now, then, Andy.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51No.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52ALEXANDER CHUCKLES
0:23:52 > 0:23:57I just can't think of one. No... Zaire, or something? I don't know.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00OK. Zaire. Says Andy. Zaire.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Let's see if that's right,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04let's see how many of our 100 people said Zaire.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Sorry, Andy. An incorrect answer.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- It has got a Z in it.- Yes.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13But I'm afraid, an incorrect answer.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Scores you 100 points.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Yeah, good wrong answer.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Zaire used to be a country, now it's the Democratic Republic of Congo.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- It's one of the countries that got renamed.- There we are.
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Thank you very much indeed.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28Now, Tessa, any country with a W, an X, a Y, or a Z in its name.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Er...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Let me go for...
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- ooh...Zambia.- Zambia, says Tessa.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Let's see if Zambia is right,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42let's see how many of our 100 people said it.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- It's right!- Oh, we're off!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Go, go, go.
0:24:47 > 0:24:4859.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49APPLAUSE
0:24:49 > 0:24:50APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:24:50 > 0:24:52That's not bad, 59.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- I hoped it would be less than that. - 59. 41 better than 100.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Zambia, absolutely, it has a Z right in the beginning there.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- which is why so many people said it. - Thank you very much, Richard.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04OK, now, Martin.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Spelling wasn't my strong point at school.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08But I did like geography.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Well, one evens up the other, doesn't it?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER
0:25:13 > 0:25:18I hope it is a country, I think it's a country. With Z in the title.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Uzbekistan.- Uzbekistan, says Martin. Uzbekistan.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Well, 100 is our high, you beat that.
0:25:29 > 0:25:3159 is our low, you beat that.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Uzbekistan, now, heading all the way down
0:25:34 > 0:25:35into single figures, to 4!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37APPLAUSE
0:25:37 > 0:25:39There we go, Martin.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Very good indeed, 4 for Uzbekistan.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45So that is why he is a Pointless champion. Very well played, Martin.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- Terrific answer. - Thank you very much indeed.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50We are halfway through the round, let's take a look at those scores.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Martin and Nick looking very strong over there on 4.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Then up to 59, Tessa and Derek. And then up to 100, Andy and Deta.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Anything can happen in the next pass, Deta,
0:26:00 > 0:26:03but if we have a nice low score from you, it might keep you in the game.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06So very best of luck. We are going to come back down the line, now.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Can the second player please step up to the podium.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15So, Nick, Martin has left you a very, very strong position there.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20- 95 or less gets you through. - I'm playing safe.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I'm saying this, it might not be an obvious answer, which is
0:26:23 > 0:26:25obviously the point of the game.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28But only because my brother was born there.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Swaziland.- Swaziland, says Nick.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Here is your red line. Nice and high.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Get below that with Swaziland and you are through to the next round.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Is it right?
0:26:40 > 0:26:41It is right.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Look at that, six!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Unstoppable on that far podium there.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Total of ten. Very well done indeed.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Terrific stuff, gents. Very well played.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Ten points between two players is very impressive.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Impressive to have a brother born in Swaziland, as well.- Yeah.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Quite cool, isn't it? - That is cool.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06- My brother was born in Stevenage. - LAUGHTER
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Begin with the same letter. - Exactly right, you are right.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Where were you born, Nick? - Epsom, Surrey.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15It's got a Y in it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17ALEXANDER CHUCKLES
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Now, Derek, countries with W, X, Y, or Z in their name.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- What would you like to go for?- Oh...
0:27:22 > 0:27:25The only time I actually think of other countries
0:27:25 > 0:27:28is during the opening ceremony of an Olympic Games or something!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31As good a reason as any. You can picture them.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34I'm going to go with Uruguay.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39That's a good answer, Uruguay... Or is it? Sorry, bit of jeopardy.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I don't know, maybe it's wrong! Uruguay, says Derek.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Here's your red line. You have to get below that to be
0:27:45 > 0:27:47in the head-to-head. Will you, with Uruguay?
0:27:50 > 0:27:51- Go on, go on. - TESSA:- Come on, come on.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Go on, go on!
0:27:53 > 0:27:54- You got it!- Yes!
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Well done, 15. For Uruguay. Great answer.
0:27:58 > 0:28:0174 is your total.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Some very nice scoring going on now. Very well played, Derek.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06I always say, in fact, at the start of any Commonwealth Games
0:28:06 > 0:28:09or Olympic Games, I always tweet, make sure you take notes
0:28:09 > 0:28:10when these countries go past.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- Yes.- Incredibly useful for Pointless, isn't it?- Very.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Good for flags, too.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Now, Deta.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Deta, I have bad news for you.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20I'm afraid you are the highest scorers,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22even before we have had your wonderful answer.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24SHE CHUCKLES
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- OK.- What are you going to go for?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28To be fair, those countries so far,
0:28:28 > 0:28:33I wouldn't have thought about anyway. I'm very much in Europe.
0:28:33 > 0:28:36- I will go for Hungary.- Hungary? - Yes.- Hungary, says Deta.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39No red line for you, as you're the highest scorers,
0:28:39 > 0:28:41but let's see how many of our 100 people said Hungary.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51Good answer, Deta. Look at that! Down it goes, 8.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53CHEERING
0:28:53 > 0:28:54That's a fabulous answer.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59Third lowest score of the round takes your total up to 108.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- Very well done. - Terrific answer, Deta.
0:29:02 > 0:29:03Very, very well played, Hungary.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05And a 108 checkout for you and Andy as well,
0:29:05 > 0:29:07which is not bad going, is it?
0:29:07 > 0:29:10There is only one pointless answer.
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- Aha.- Kuwait. Very well done if you said that.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16I'll go through some of the low scorers from 4 downwards.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19Four points for Venezuela, Kyrgyzstan, Tanzania,
0:29:19 > 0:29:20Rwanda, Seychelles.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23Three points for Malaysia, Bosnia-Herzegovina,
0:29:23 > 0:29:26Botswana, Malawi, Guyana.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Two points for Myanmar and Papua New Guinea.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31And one point for Belize.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- Which is also... - I knew Belize!- ..a very good answer.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35Let's take a look at the top three answers.
0:29:35 > 0:29:37The ones that most of our 100 people said.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Right at the top, Zambia the biggest scorer of all.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47Thanks very much indeed, Richard.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49So at the end of our second round,
0:29:49 > 0:29:52the pair who are heading home with our highest score of 108.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53I'm sorry, Deta and Andy, it's you.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56It's been such a treat having you on. Thank you so much.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58- Andy and Deta. Wonderful.- Thank you. - Thanks so much.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02But for Martin and Nick, Tessa and Derek,
0:30:02 > 0:30:04it's now time for our head-to-head.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Very well done, Martin and Nick, Tessa and Derek.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12You are now one step closer to the final
0:30:12 > 0:30:15and a chance to play for that jackpot for your charities.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18The jackpot currently standing at...
0:30:18 > 0:30:19APPLAUSE
0:30:21 > 0:30:23So this is where we decide who goes through to the final
0:30:23 > 0:30:26and plays for that jackpot, by making you go head-to-head.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29The difference is that you can start playing as teams now.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31You can confer before you answer and the first pair
0:30:31 > 0:30:33to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Well, very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42OK.
0:30:42 > 0:30:47Here is the first question in our Olympians versus rugby-ians
0:30:47 > 0:30:48head-to-head.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50And it concerns...
0:30:53 > 0:30:55Children's TV Shows. Richard?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58We are going to show you five images now from children's TV shows.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00You need to name the most obscure show, please.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03OK, let's reveal our five images and here they come. We have got...
0:31:27 > 0:31:32There we are. Five images from children's TV shows.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Martin and Nick, you've been our low scorers so far,
0:31:35 > 0:31:37so you will go first.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39HE SIGHS
0:31:40 > 0:31:43THEY WHISPER
0:31:45 > 0:31:47NICK: (I think D.)
0:31:49 > 0:31:51I think Pingu.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55Do you want to say it, or me? No, you go.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57There was one that stands out
0:31:57 > 0:32:01but we're not going to risk that at this stage. Don't know two of them.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Pretty unsure about another two but...
0:32:04 > 0:32:09- D, we are going to go for, Pingu. - D, Pingu.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11D, Pingu. Now, then.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14Tessa and Derek, do you fancy talking us through
0:32:14 > 0:32:15the rest of that board?
0:32:15 > 0:32:18Er... C is too obvious, it's Rainbow.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22A, we thought was Hong Kong Phooey.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Have no idea who B is. Um...
0:32:28 > 0:32:31But E, it's the first one I knew, and I'm going to show my age here,
0:32:31 > 0:32:35but E is the one we are going to go for, I think it's The Clangers.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38The Clangers. So we have Pingu, we have The Clangers.
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Martin and Nick said Pingu for D.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41Is it right, how many people said it?
0:32:43 > 0:32:45It is right.
0:32:45 > 0:32:4774 for Pingu.
0:32:47 > 0:32:50APPLAUSE
0:32:50 > 0:32:5574 for Pingu. Now Tessa and Derek have gone for the The Clangers.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57For E. Let's see if that's right,
0:32:57 > 0:32:59let's see how many of our 100 said The Clangers.
0:33:02 > 0:33:03Yes!
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Yes!- Oh, you've done it. Very well done indeed. Look at that. 44.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Come on!
0:33:09 > 0:33:15Tessa and Derek. You have broken their serve after one question.
0:33:15 > 0:33:16You are up 1-0. Very well done.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20Pingu Versus The Clangers is a show I would watch. That sounds like fun.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22They brought The Clangers back of course in 2015
0:33:22 > 0:33:24with Michael Palin narrating.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25A is Hong Kong Phooey.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28It is a better scorer, but you have won the point anyway.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30It would have scored you 31.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35The best answer on the board is B, which is Phineas and Ferb.
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Yep. Would have scored you 8.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41And Rainbow, do you think Rainbow scored more less than Pingu?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45- Probably more. - Slightly less, scored 71.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Huge victory for Pingu.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51There we are. Resounding. Look at that.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54Thanks very much indeed. Here's your second question.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Martin and Nick, you have to win this one to stay in the game.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58So best of luck. It concerns...
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Memorable seconds.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05We're going to show you five clues now
0:34:05 > 0:34:07to people who famously came second in something.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Can you answer the most obscure of these?
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Thanks you very much. Let's reveal our five clues and here they come...
0:34:13 > 0:34:15We have got...
0:34:31 > 0:34:33I'll read those one last time.
0:34:51 > 0:34:55There we are. Now, Tessa and Derek, you go first this time.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00- DEREK:- Do you know about X Factor? I know nothing about X Factor.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- My wife would be screaming at me. - The second Tudor king of England...
0:35:03 > 0:35:06I don't know... Which could be the most obscure.
0:35:06 > 0:35:11- That boy band who are... What they called? JLS?- Which one?- JLS.
0:35:12 > 0:35:16- Heart Skips A Beat, it's JLS. - Were they X Factor?- Yeah. They were.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20- I think they were, yes.- Go for it, that's all we can think of. Go on.
0:35:20 > 0:35:23OK, we're going to go for the third one.
0:35:23 > 0:35:27- JLS? - JLS, say Tessa and Derek. JLS.
0:35:27 > 0:35:31OK. Martin and Nick, talk us through that board, if you can.
0:35:32 > 0:35:36Um, Martin is saying the first one is on the tip of his tongue.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38- But we're...- I don't know, if it's someone beginning with H...?
0:35:38 > 0:35:41We think the X Factor one is Olly Murs.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44But the second one up there is Greg Norman.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46So I think that's going to be our answer.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50You're going to go for Greg Norman? So we have JLS, we have Greg Norman.
0:35:50 > 0:35:52Now, Tessa and Derek said JLS.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54Let's see if it's right, and how many people said it.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Yeah, no...
0:35:57 > 0:35:59Oh, bad luck, not JLS.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02Which means, Martin and Nick, you merely have to be correct
0:36:02 > 0:36:05with Greg Norman and you score the point.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10You've done it!
0:36:12 > 0:36:14That is a good answer, look at that.
0:36:14 > 0:36:169 for Greg Norman.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18APPLAUSE
0:36:18 > 0:36:23You have broken back, Martin and Nick. After two questions it is 1-1.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25Yeah, Greg Norman is the best answer on the board as well,
0:36:25 > 0:36:28because famously he lost to Nick Faldo in that tournament.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30Let's fill in all of these, the top one is...
0:36:30 > 0:36:32- ALEXANDER AND RICHARD: - ..Captain Scott.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34Robert Scott.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36The X Factor runner-up, it was Olly Murs, gents,
0:36:36 > 0:36:39you are absolutely right. Would have scored you 54.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41The second Tudor king of England is Henry VIII.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44Would have scored you 25.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- And the astronaut was... - Buzz Aldrin.- Buzz Aldrin.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48And that would have scored you 42.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50There we are. Thanks very much.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52So it all comes down to a third question.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays
0:36:55 > 0:36:57for that jackpot. Best of luck to both pairs.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Our third question concerns...
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- Richard. - We are going to show you the names
0:37:04 > 0:37:07of five parts of the human body now, but all in anagram form.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10Can you unscramble them and give us the lowest answer?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12If you can, you're going to be playing for the jackpot.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16Thanks very much. OK, let's put up our five anagrams of body parts.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33Martin and Nick will go first.
0:37:36 > 0:37:39THEY WHISPER
0:37:43 > 0:37:45(I think we're about 30 ahead.)
0:37:45 > 0:37:47(Doesn't matter, we just got to beat them on this.)
0:37:47 > 0:37:48I think we have got three of them,
0:37:48 > 0:37:52probably going to go with the last one.
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Which is, we think, armpit.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Armpit, say Martin and Nick.
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Now then, Tessa and Derek, can you talk us through the board?
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Tessa already spotted the third one, which is a bit too easy,
0:38:09 > 0:38:13cos that's knee, even I could spell that.
0:38:13 > 0:38:14ALEXANDER LAUGHS
0:38:14 > 0:38:16We didn't want to go with that.
0:38:16 > 0:38:19- We're going to go for the fourth one - tongue.- Tongue.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21OK, so there's armpit and there's tongue.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24Now, Martin and Nick went for armpit, let's see
0:38:24 > 0:38:27if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said armpit.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31It's right.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Oh, 32!
0:38:37 > 0:38:3832 for armpit.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Look at the difference...
0:38:41 > 0:38:45Now, Tessa and Derek have gone for "ego nut" being "tongue".
0:38:45 > 0:38:48Let's see how many people said tongue.
0:38:50 > 0:38:52- It's right.- Come on, come on.
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Ooh, 72, there's our answer!
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Very well done indeed.
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Nick and Martin looking quite surprised there,
0:39:00 > 0:39:03but after three questions you are through to the final. 2-1.
0:39:03 > 0:39:05Thought shoulder was too easy.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Well played, gents, there is one answer up there that would have
0:39:07 > 0:39:11beaten armpit, it's not shoulder, shoulder would have scored too many.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Knee obviously is a big scorer.
0:39:16 > 0:39:20The best answer on the board is "fearing nil", which is...
0:39:20 > 0:39:21fingernail.
0:39:21 > 0:39:22DEREK AND TESSA GROAN
0:39:24 > 0:39:27There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.
0:39:27 > 0:39:29So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round...
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Can't believe that, oh, dear.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33You have done very well though.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Very well, great performance, it has been wonderful
0:39:36 > 0:39:38- having you both on. - We have loved it.
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Please come back and play again, but lovely to see you, as ever.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42- Tessa and Derek. BOTH:- Thank you.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44APPLAUSE
0:39:44 > 0:39:48But for Martin and Nick, it is now time for our Pointless final.
0:39:52 > 0:39:56Many, many congratulations, Martin, Nick, you have seen off
0:39:56 > 0:39:59all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05You now have the chance to
0:40:05 > 0:40:08win our Pointless jackpot for your charities.
0:40:08 > 0:40:11At the end of today's show the jackpot is standing at...
0:40:11 > 0:40:12There it is.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19Now, we have lined you up against the very best.
0:40:19 > 0:40:25International snooker players, golfers, darts players, Olympians...
0:40:25 > 0:40:28You have just seen them off with consummate ease, and here we are.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30Let's see what is on the board this time,
0:40:30 > 0:40:33let's hope there is something you like the look of.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Today's selection reads like this.
0:40:41 > 0:40:42Mmm.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Horses, that's a... Might as well let me sit down over there.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48LAUGHTER
0:40:48 > 0:40:50If it was Californication, that'd be good, I watch that.
0:40:50 > 0:40:54- The only thing we're going to have a hope in is British Boxers.- Films.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57- Colour Films? OK. - But what's the inverted colour...?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Films with colour in, that's what I'm saying,
0:40:59 > 0:41:02so random, at least we have a chance with the boxers.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06Yeah, but how many pointless British boxers do you have? Obscure.
0:41:06 > 0:41:10- Yeah, go Colour Films then. - Colour Films?- Yeah.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14- Go Colour Films.- OK, Nick taking the lead there...
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Can tell which one was captain!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19That was an object lesson in two men that know
0:41:19 > 0:41:22a bit about boxing going for films.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24There it is, up to you, gents.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27We are looking for anyone that has received an acting credit,
0:41:27 > 0:41:31according to IMDB, in any of the following three films, please.
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Anyone who received an acting credit in The Green Mile from 1999.
0:41:35 > 0:41:38Anyone who received an acting credit in A Clockwork Orange from 1971.
0:41:38 > 0:41:40You see what we're doing here.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Or anyone with an acting credit in The Hunt For Red October,
0:41:42 > 0:41:44please, from 1990.
0:41:44 > 0:41:46So anyone with an acting credit in any of those three films
0:41:46 > 0:41:49according to IMDB, very best of luck.
0:41:49 > 0:41:51OK, as always you have got up to a minute
0:41:51 > 0:41:52to come up with three answers.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55All you need to win that jackpot for your charities is for just
0:41:55 > 0:41:57one of those answers to be pointless.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59- Are you ready? - Ready as I will ever be.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02OK, come on, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.
0:42:02 > 0:42:03Your time starts now.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Green Mile, you've got Tom Hanks.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Who was the big massive black geezer?
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Michael Duncan Clarke, or Clarke Duncan.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- Well done.- Whichever one it was.
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Clockwork Orange was Malcolm McDowell, wasn't it?
0:42:16 > 0:42:19He's the only one I know from that.
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Hunt for Red October - Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27- Is that the submarine?- Yeah, James Earl Jones was in that as well.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29Mate, you're good.
0:42:30 > 0:42:36We've got 30 seconds. We've got Green Mile, erm...
0:42:37 > 0:42:40The big security guard - David Morse.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42- Take that one.- OK.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44Wow. Mate, you're good.
0:42:44 > 0:42:49- Which ones you got? - I'm just in awe of you!
0:42:49 > 0:42:53Erm... I don't think many of them, any of them will be pointless.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55- Ten seconds left.- David Morse...
0:42:55 > 0:42:58Malcolm McDowell is the star in that though, isn't he?
0:42:58 > 0:43:01- What about the big geezer from...? - Michael Duncan Clarke.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07OK, that is your time up. Let's have your three answers.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09- Green Mile...- Green Mile.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Hope I've got it right, David Morse might be the other security guard.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15David Morse, OK.
0:43:16 > 0:43:19- Michael Duncan Clarke. - Michael Duncan Clarke.
0:43:19 > 0:43:22And Hunt For Red October, we'll go James Earl Jones,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24- he had a small part in that. - James Earl Jones.
0:43:24 > 0:43:27OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?
0:43:27 > 0:43:28I think David Morse.
0:43:28 > 0:43:32- David Morse goes last. Least likely to be pointless?- James Earl Jones.
0:43:32 > 0:43:34James Earl Jones we put first.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36OK, let's put those answers up on the board
0:43:36 > 0:43:38in that order then, and here they are.
0:43:42 > 0:43:46Well, very, very best of luck. Really good answering there, Nick.
0:43:46 > 0:43:49Turns out you DO know your films quite well.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52Now, if you win the jackpot - in your case, again, Martin -
0:43:52 > 0:43:54what charities are you playing for?
0:43:54 > 0:43:56I am playing for the same charity I played with last time,
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Joining Jack, which is a charity helping to raise funds
0:44:00 > 0:44:02to cure Duchenne muscular dystrophy.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Excellent. Nick, how about you?
0:44:04 > 0:44:08Mine is Parkinson's UK, which is a neurological condition,
0:44:08 > 0:44:11doesn't have a cure as yet, and it is something that is
0:44:11 > 0:44:14very personal to me, and that is the charity I will be playing for.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15Very good, well done.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18APPLAUSE
0:44:18 > 0:44:19It's been a pleasure.
0:44:19 > 0:44:21Best of luck, two brilliant charities there,
0:44:21 > 0:44:23two wonderful causes. Let's hope one of these answers
0:44:23 > 0:44:25wins that jackpot for you to split between them.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29OK, in the first instance, we were looking for cast members
0:44:29 > 0:44:31for The Hunt for Red October.
0:44:31 > 0:44:33You have gone for James Earl Jones.
0:44:33 > 0:44:35You thought this was your least likely to be pointless.
0:44:35 > 0:44:38Only one of these has to be pointless for you to win, remember.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42For £2,500, let's see how many people said James Earl Jones.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43Is it pointless?
0:44:46 > 0:44:48It's right.
0:44:49 > 0:44:50OK, it is right, now,
0:44:50 > 0:44:53if this goes all the way down to zero
0:44:53 > 0:44:55you leave with that cheque for £2,500. Down it goes.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Through single figures, still going down, still going down...
0:44:58 > 0:45:01- Oh, one! AUDIENCE:- Ohh!
0:45:01 > 0:45:04There is one person that is going to know all of this, isn't there?
0:45:04 > 0:45:06- 1 for James Earl Jones.- 1? 1?
0:45:06 > 0:45:08- One person.- That is a fantastic answer. 1?!
0:45:08 > 0:45:10But sadly, it is not a pointless answer.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14Which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16Your second answer was Michael Duncan Clarke.
0:45:16 > 0:45:19In this case, we were looking for cast members from The Green Mile.
0:45:19 > 0:45:22It has to be correct, then it has to be pointless for you to
0:45:22 > 0:45:24win that jackpot. So, for £2,500,
0:45:24 > 0:45:27let's see how many people said Michael Duncan Clarke.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33No, bad luck!
0:45:33 > 0:45:34What do you think it is?
0:45:34 > 0:45:38I think we probably got his last two names mixed up, possibly.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41OK, I'm afraid that is incorrect, which means everything is now
0:45:41 > 0:45:44riding on your third and final answer, which is David Morse.
0:45:45 > 0:45:47We were looking for cast members from The Green Mile.
0:45:47 > 0:45:50In this case, you have gone for David Morse.
0:45:50 > 0:45:51If it is pointless, it wins you £2,500.
0:45:51 > 0:45:54Let's see how many people said David Morse.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01It's right. Now, James Earl Jones, your first answer,
0:46:01 > 0:46:03took us all the way down to 1.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06Michael Duncan Clarke was incorrect.
0:46:06 > 0:46:08David Morse takes us into single figures.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10Still going down, still going down...
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Oh, no! 2!
0:46:16 > 0:46:18Listen...
0:46:18 > 0:46:20That's an incredible performance.
0:46:20 > 0:46:21So unlucky though,
0:46:21 > 0:46:25a 2 and a 1 in this final round without getting the pointless
0:46:25 > 0:46:29is really cruel, but brilliant, brilliant film skills there, Nick.
0:46:29 > 0:46:32And Martin, well done letting Nick choose that there,
0:46:32 > 0:46:34that was a very impressive final round.
0:46:34 > 0:46:37I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,
0:46:37 > 0:46:40so you don't win that jackpot of £2,500
0:46:40 > 0:46:43for your charity, but as it is a charity special,
0:46:43 > 0:46:45we will donate £500 to each celebrity pair
0:46:45 > 0:46:47to split between their charities, so there we are.
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- It's been brilliant having you on the show.- Thanks.
0:46:50 > 0:46:53Absolutely fantastic, and you get to take a Pointless trophy
0:46:53 > 0:46:56- home each, so very, very well done indeed.- Yeah, well played, gents.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Nick, I take it back, you really do know your films.
0:46:58 > 0:47:01Very unlucky there with a two-pointer and a one-pointer.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03It was Michael Clarke Duncan, as I think you suspected,
0:47:03 > 0:47:05would have scored you 6 points anyway.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08So let's take a look at the pointless answers,
0:47:08 > 0:47:09hopefully no-one you recognise.
0:47:12 > 0:47:15Sam Rockwell was in it, would have been a great answer.
0:47:16 > 0:47:20Everyone was pointless apart from Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan,
0:47:20 > 0:47:23David Morse, Harry Dean Stanton and Bonnie Hunt.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28Let's move on to Clockwork Orange.
0:47:28 > 0:47:32David Prowse, better known as Darth Vader of course.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Again, everyone apart from Malcolm McDowell, Warren Clarke,
0:47:38 > 0:47:42Patrick Magee, Miriam Karlin and Adrienne Corri.
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Everyone else was pointless.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Let's take a look at The Hunt for Red October.
0:47:52 > 0:47:56Everyone apart from Connery, Alec Baldwin, Sam Neill, Tim Curry,
0:47:56 > 0:47:58James Earl Jones and Scott Glenn.
0:47:58 > 0:48:00Very, very well done if you got one at home.
0:48:00 > 0:48:02Thanks very much, Richard.
0:48:02 > 0:48:04Well, unfortunately we have to say goodbye to you, Martin and Nick,
0:48:04 > 0:48:06but it's been fabulous having you on the show.
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Great performance from start to finish,
0:48:08 > 0:48:11thank you so much for playing. Martin and Nick, everyone.
0:48:14 > 0:48:15Join us next time, when we'll be
0:48:15 > 0:48:17putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.
0:48:17 > 0:48:20- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.- Goodbye.
0:48:20 > 0:48:21And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.
0:48:21 > 0:48:24APPLAUSE