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0:00:03 > 0:00:07'This is Scott Mills. BBC Radio One.'

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Xander and Richard,

0:00:08 > 0:00:11thank you so much for agreeing to do our show while we're on holidays.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Oh, it's a pleasure.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Thank you for agreeing to do Pointless Celebrities.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16It's all fine. What have you got planned?

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Music-wise, let's start with the music.

0:00:19 > 0:00:23We have been digging around, shall we say? We have found some things.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26I don't think anyone's heard of him yet. Joe Dolce.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Joe Dolce. Have you heard of him?

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- No...- Wait till you hear the name of the song.

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Shaddap You Face.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- I mean, what's not to like?- Yeah.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- It's a-not so bad.- Eh!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Great stuff.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Chris, look, I love the stuff you do,

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- all the quizzes and that kind of stuff.- OK.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I've got a great quiz idea which I think...

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Don't nick it. Don't nick it.

0:00:47 > 0:00:53It's essentially 45 minutes simply about the Industrial Revolution.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54A lot of 18th century stuff.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57I know what you're thinking, though, some 19th century stuff too,

0:00:57 > 0:00:59because, hey, it's Radio 1. It's going to wicked.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- It's going to be fantastic. All the way back to the...- Hi, guys.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Hey, how are you doing?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Good.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Enjoy the show.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- It's Bruno Brookes! - That was Bruno Brookes.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14Bruno Brookes!

0:01:14 > 0:01:16I can't believe it.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Guys, I've actually...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Sorry, I've just got a message saying that we're not

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- actually on holiday that week now. - Oh, no.- Oh, you're...

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- That's a real shame. - They change it all the time.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- I'm so sorry. - Oh, no.- Oh, you are kidding me.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We're going to have to cancel it.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31You'll still do Pointless Celebrities, right?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Of course.- Absolutely.- Yep, yep.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Sorry, lads. It's just one of those things.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37Sorry to let you down like that.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- That is gutting, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Really nice to see you.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- All right, gents.- See you soon. - See you later.- Bye.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- What a couple of suckers! - Lovely, got out of that.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Right, let's listen to some Fetty Wap.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52MUSIC: Trap Queen by Fetty Wap

0:02:09 > 0:02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Thank you very much indeed! Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20A warm welcome to this special Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra edition

0:02:20 > 0:02:23of Pointless Celebrities, the show where the aim of the game

0:02:23 > 0:02:26is to find the most obscure answer possible.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34And couple number one.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hello, my name's Scott Mills. This is my radio wife, Chris Stark.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Couple number two.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hi, I'm Sarah-Jane Crawford from 1Xtra, and...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49My name is Dev from Radio 1. Hello.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Couple number three.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Hello, I'm Clara Amfo, and this is my radio uncle, Trevor Nelson.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ooh!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Uncle!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Uncle Trev.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05And, finally, couple number four.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Hi, I'm Yasmin Evans from 1Xtra Breakfast.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11And I'm Greg James from Radio 1's drive time show.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Thanks very much. We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Sitting on an orthopaedic sculpted chair he definitely,

0:03:23 > 0:03:25definitely didn't steal from his physiotherapist,

0:03:25 > 0:03:28it's my pointless friend, it's Richard.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Hiya.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Hiya, evening.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Good evening to you.- Good evening.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Wow, how about this line-up.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I think this might be the coolest line-up we've ever had.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39I think so.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41As if there weren't enough cool people here, we've also got,

0:03:41 > 0:03:44at the end of the show, we've got Ella Eyre playing us her new single.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Amazing.- So the only uncool people in this whole line-up

0:03:47 > 0:03:48are me, you and Scott. That's it.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50LAUGHTER

0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's harsh.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Scott, I have to say as well, as quite often we do shows

0:03:55 > 0:03:58where people from the same workplaces work together,

0:03:58 > 0:03:59this is so competitive,

0:03:59 > 0:04:01so I've made sure we've got a couple of questions

0:04:01 > 0:04:03that are not the sort of things you'd want to get wrong

0:04:03 > 0:04:05if you make a living talking about and playing music.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Oh, good.- Oh, my gosh!- Oh, good.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09If you are competitive, it's probably best

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- we put it to the test. - Thank you very much, Richard.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14As usual, all of today's questions have been put

0:04:14 > 0:04:16to 100 people before the show. Our contestants are on the lookout

0:04:16 > 0:04:18for those all-important pointless answers.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20These are answers that none of our 100 people gave.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26As today's show is a celebrity special -

0:04:26 > 0:04:29each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity -

0:04:29 > 0:04:31we start off with a jackpot of...

0:04:31 > 0:04:32There it is.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Now, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I know you all know this, but just to remind you,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

0:04:49 > 0:04:50will be eliminated.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Your job, if you like, is to make sure that you are not that pair.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Very best of luck to all four pairs.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Our first category this evening is...

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Yes!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Famous People. Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to first,

0:05:04 > 0:05:06who's going to go second.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14OK. The question concerns...

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Famous DJs and MCs, Richard. - Absolutely.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21I've been a bit naughty, though,

0:05:21 > 0:05:24cos actually what we're going to do is show you seven clues on each pass

0:05:24 > 0:05:28to famous people whose initials are either DJ or MC.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I know, I know. There it is.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Seven on each pass, 14 in all to have a go at at home,

0:05:34 > 0:05:35so very best of luck.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38OK, let's reveal our first board of seven famous DJs and MCs.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Here they are.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42ALEXANDER READS BOARD

0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'll read those all one last time.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Scott, welcome back to Pointless.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Thank you. - You've been on twice before.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, this is third time lucky.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45What is your proudest achievement? Your high water mark on Pointless?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I did better with Gemma Cairney last time.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50The lowest point was losing out to Chico and Sinitta.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yeah.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57Scott, I was reading that someone took a musical version of your life

0:06:57 > 0:06:58up to the Edinburgh festival.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Yeah, a few years ago we did a thing called Scott Mills The Musical,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04which was entirely tongue-in-cheek, cos I don't really like musicals,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06we decided to do a musical about me.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09It sold out for three nights at the Edinburgh Festival.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11There you are. How many nights did it run for?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- Three.- Oh, I see. Good.

0:07:13 > 0:07:153 of the 48, it sold out.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Now, Scott, DJs, MCs.

0:07:18 > 0:07:25OK, I want to go for the actor that played Gareth Keenan in The Office,

0:07:25 > 0:07:26which is Mackenzie Crook.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Mackenzie Crook, says Scott.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with that. Mackenzie Crook.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Look at that! 3!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49What a start to the show and the round. Brilliant. Mackenzie Crook, 3.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Very well played, Scott.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53That lays down a marker for all your colleagues there.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56You should have seen their faces when that column was going down.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57They were not impressed.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00One of his very first performances was in a short film called

0:08:00 > 0:08:02The Man Who Fell In Love With A Traffic Cone.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Sarah-Jane, welcome back. - Hi.- Welcome back.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Tell us what you did last time you were on.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- So I got to the head-to-head. - Yes, exactly.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Beat Trevor Nelson.- Yes!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16We thought Radio 2 and Radio 4 would be really smart,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19but they were out the door, so... I'm just saying.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Can I just ask, what radio station do you listen to?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Radio 1.- Oh, OK.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25You guys are so on message.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26I know.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28A bit of Radio 4, Woman's Hour.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Woman's Hour, very good. Little bit of Radio 3.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Nice lunchtime concerts from the Wigmore.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Love a bit of classical. Love a bit of classical.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Very good.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38How do you like our board of MCs and DJs?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40I like it. I like it.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43There's a couple that I want to go for, but I'm not 100% sure.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47I'm not sure whether to sort of take a bit of a risk.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48OK, I'll just go for it.

0:08:48 > 0:08:53French star who one Best Actress is Marion Cotillard.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57Marion Cotillard. Marion Cotillard. Let's put it to the 100.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01How many of our 100 people said Marion Cotillard? Is it right?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04It is right.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Beautifully pronounced as well. - Did I?

0:09:10 > 0:09:114!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Look at that.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18What a round.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I would not want to be on podiums three or four, would you?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Good luck.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Clara.- Hello.- Clara. Lovely to have you on Pointless.- Thanks very much.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Now, I want to know this.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32Amongst the DJs at Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra, is there any rivalry?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34We're all one big happy family.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38The only statistics that matter are the ones on this game show.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- There you go.- Aw.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Even between Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra? - It's all love.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- It's all love.- It's all love, yeah.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Does the love continue outside the building, though?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50To be honest, I don't particularly like Trevor that much,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52but because he was desperate to come back to Pointless,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I thought I'd give him a... you know, do him a favour

0:09:55 > 0:09:57and let him come and redeem himself.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58We're on at the same time as well.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Yeah, we're rivals now. - Of course you are.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02We're on the radio at the same time.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Of course you are.- Yeah.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Clara, what would you like to go for on this board?

0:10:07 > 0:10:12Well... I am going to go with the goalkeeper.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14David James, I believe his name is.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16David James, says Clara. Let's see if it's right,

0:10:16 > 0:10:20let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Clara. David James.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23- Look at that.- Well done.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, 4 is our high score, 3 is our low.

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Ooh...

0:10:27 > 0:10:2921.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Still in the game.- Not bad.

0:10:31 > 0:10:3421 for David James. Not bad.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Well played, Clara. Good scoring all round. David James.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39The season before that, he was playing for an Icelandic team.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42It's just the traditional route for a footballer.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Yasmin, welcome.- Hello.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Lovely to have you here. - Thanks for having me.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53But you, of course, you do the breakfast slot on Radio 1Xtra.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- What time do you turn up? - Well, I start at 6am.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58You start at six. You're on air from seven.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- On air from seven. - Well, that's not too bad, I suppose.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- No.- Do you maybe have a rest in the afternoon?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- Sometimes I have a little bit of a disco nap.- Quite right.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I have done the straight-through crew before.- Yeah, ooft.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Along with some of these...

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I'm not going to say who the bad influences are in the panel,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Sarah-Jane Crawford.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18But, yeah, no, it's an early start.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21OK, Yasmin, you're the last person to have this board.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Do you want to go through it and fill in all the blanks for us?

0:11:25 > 0:11:29I'm going to have to go with the professional wrestler turned actor.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Dwayne Johnson. - Dwayne Johnson, says Yasmin.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Yasmin. Dwayne Johnson.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43Well, it's right. 21 is now our high score, 3 our low.

0:11:43 > 0:11:4528 for Dwayne Johnson. There we are.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Still, not a bad score.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Have to say, well played everybody in that round. Impressive stuff.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Let's fill in the rest of these. Anyone know the American singer?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Mariah Carey.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Mariah Carey, absolutely. Actually a very low scorer.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Would have scored you 10 points. Would have been a very good answer.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- What?!- Knighted in 2005 was? - David Jason.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09David Jason. Sir David Jason. 50 points for that.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Men Behaving Badly? - Martin Clunes.- Martin Clunes.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14He would have scored you 26, so the best answer on the board,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Scott, was Mackenzie Crook.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17- Wow.- Very well done.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Let's take a quick look at those scores.

0:12:25 > 0:12:293, Scott. Very good, Scott and Chris. Starting as they mean to go on.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Then we travel up to 4, where we find Sarah-Jane and Dev.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Then up to 21, Clara and Trevor. Then Yasmin and Greg on 28.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Greg, you know what you have to do. We need a low score.- Sort us out.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42We're going to come back down the line.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Can the second players please step up to the podium?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Let's put seven more clues up on the board, here they come.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51We have got...

0:12:51 > 0:12:53ALEXANDER READS BOARD

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm going to read those all one last time.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Greg.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Welcome to Pointless.- Hi.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Very good to have you here.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I read that you'd started work at Radio 1

0:13:46 > 0:13:49the morning after you graduated.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50I did, yes.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51How did you do that?

0:13:51 > 0:13:56Sara Cox was doing a weekend show and she was ill. It was a Saturday.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58My graduation ball was on the Friday

0:13:58 > 0:14:00and I got a call from one of the bosses that said,

0:14:00 > 0:14:02"Do you want to come and cover the show on Saturday?"

0:14:02 > 0:14:05So I had to go round and go, "I've got to leave, guys,

0:14:05 > 0:14:07"I'm going to be on Radio 1 tomorrow."

0:14:07 > 0:14:10What a shame to have to tell everyone that(!)

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Now, Greg, you're on 28. You are our high scorers.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14You know what you have to do here.

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Nice, low score.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17OK.

0:14:17 > 0:14:22I'm going to go for the singer in Blue.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24I'm going to go for Duncan James.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Duncan James, says Greg.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28No red line for you,

0:14:28 > 0:14:30you just have to hope this goes a long way down the column.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32How many people said Duncan James?

0:14:40 > 0:14:4229.

0:14:44 > 0:14:4629, Greg, taking your total up to 57.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Yeah, pretty big score on podium four.

0:14:49 > 0:14:5011 top 10 singles,

0:14:50 > 0:14:52three number ones, Blue.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56Trevor, welcome back.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Trevor, since you were last on,

0:14:58 > 0:15:02you have been inducted into the Radio Academy Hall of Fame.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Yeah, actually. What did that involve?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10They inducted about, I think about seven other people.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Nicky Campbell is there, Jo Whiley, people like that got inducted.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16You go up, say a little speech about your humble beginnings, I suppose.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- You thank everybody. - Very exciting indeed.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Now, Trevor, you're on 21. You now have a target.

0:15:22 > 0:15:2357 is the high score.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26If you can score 35 or less, you're into the next round.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29It's a little bit tricky. There are only a few I know on here.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33I'm going to go for the actress daughter

0:15:33 > 0:15:35of film star Melanie Griffith.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I believe it's Dakota Johnson.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Dakota Johnson.- Yes.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Dakota Johnson. There is your red line.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Get below that, through you go to the next round.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Let's see how many people said Dakota Johnson.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51It is Dakota Johnson.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53It's a tough one.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Into the second round.

0:15:55 > 0:15:5910. Very good. Third lowest score so far, taking you total to 31.

0:15:59 > 0:16:00Well done.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Good work.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Well played, Trevor.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06If you want to know what a man with a broken heart looks like,

0:16:06 > 0:16:09you should have seen Greg during that. He was not happy.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12She of course plays Anastasia Steele in 50 Shades of Grey.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Thank you very much, Richard.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Dev.- Hello.- Dev! Welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21You started in pirate radio.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, DJing when the decks are set up

0:16:23 > 0:16:25in someone's kitchen worktop surface.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29How did you end up at Radio 1? What was the route?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I did a children's TV show when I was about 17,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35so, yes, went from pirate radio to children's TV,

0:16:35 > 0:16:36you know, the usual route.

0:16:36 > 0:16:41From that, I did a pilot for 1Xtra, I was on 1Xtra for seven years,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44and then I crossed over to Radio 1.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I've been there ever since. Nobody's found out till today.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Dev, you're on 4.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52The high scorers at the moment are still Yasmin and Greg on 57,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54so 52 or less gets you through.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I thought that the last round that Mariah Carey was going to

0:16:57 > 0:17:03score really high and it didn't, so I want to go for the physicist.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- It's Mary Curie.- Mary Curie or Marie Curie, you're going to say.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Here's your red line.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11You have to get below that with Mary or Marie Curie.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Let's see how many of our 100 people said Marie Curie.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17It's right.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- There you go.- Yes!

0:17:21 > 0:17:2337. Not much to spare,

0:17:23 > 0:17:25but it's good enough. Takes your total up to 41.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Well played, Dev. Safe and sound.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Not only an extraordinary scientist,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32but worked very close to the front line in the First World War

0:17:32 > 0:17:35assisting wounded soldiers, all sorts of things, Marie Curie.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Thanks, Richard. Chris, welcome to Pointless.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Very good to have you here.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43How did you end up in music broadcasting?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Well, basically, obviously me and Scott are very good friends

0:17:47 > 0:17:48and Scott found me quite funny,

0:17:48 > 0:17:50so started getting me involved in his show.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52It kind of went from there, really.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Sometimes funny for the wrong reasons.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- But it worked out fine. - It worked out fine.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm here on Pointless now, so something's gone right.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02There you are. Do you fancy talking us through this board, Chris?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yeah. The first one I think I know.

0:18:05 > 0:18:10It fits with the theme, cos she came in on the show at one point.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13The next answer after that I'm really tempted to go for,

0:18:13 > 0:18:15cos Scott managed to get really low points,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17but I worry too many people are going to know it.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18The rest, I don't have a clue.

0:18:18 > 0:18:23So, I'm going to go for the first one up there.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's Marcia Cross.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Marcia Cross. Marcia Cross. There's your red line.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Get below that, Chris, and you are into Round Two.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31How many people said Marcia Cross?

0:18:34 > 0:18:35It is Marcia Cross.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Well done, you're through.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40And how! Look at that!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Whoa! 10!

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Taking your total up to 13, lowest score of the round. Well done.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52And you've broken Greg James as well, so well done.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Very, very good answer. Funnily enough,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Macaulay Culkin would have seen you through as well,

0:18:57 > 0:18:59cos Macaulay Culkin is a correct answer,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01but would only have scored 46 points.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04The British actor, very, very famous.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Derek Jacobi. - Derek Jacobi is the answer there.

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Would have scored you 4.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Played the role of Kristen... Bing Crosby's daughter,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13which gives you the C.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Mary Crosby, it was.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Mary Crosby. That would have scored you 7 points.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Derek Jacobi the best answer on the board.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Thanks very much. Well, at the end of our first round,

0:19:21 > 0:19:24the pair we're saying goodbye to, I'm sorry, Greg and Yasmin.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I'm so sorry. - Took a day off my show for this.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28I'm so... LAUGHTER

0:19:29 > 0:19:32It turns out you only needed to take about seven or eight minutes off.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Yasmin, it's been such a treat having you on the show.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Thank you so much for coming and playing.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Please come and play again and be even better.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Very well done, Greg, Yasmin.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51Well, what about that!

0:19:51 > 0:19:54We're now down to only three pairs. At the end of this round,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57another pair will disappear from before my very eyes.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Best of luck to all three pairs.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Our category for Round Two this evening is...

0:20:03 > 0:20:06It's Pop Music. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

0:20:06 > 0:20:07who is going to go second.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14OK. The question concerns...

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Colourful Singles, Richard.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21In a moment, Xander is going to show you the names of four colours.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25We're looking for any UK top 40 single up to March 2015,

0:20:25 > 0:20:28please, that contains one of these colours in its name.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Any UK top 40 single with one of the following colours in its name.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32OK. So as Richard's just said,

0:20:32 > 0:20:34we're going to put four colours on the board.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37We just need any single that has one of these colours in its name.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Here are the colours.

0:20:40 > 0:20:45ALEXANDER READS BOARD

0:20:45 > 0:20:46Chris.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50OK, I'm going to go with green -

0:20:50 > 0:20:53a song by Ultrabeat called Pretty Green Eyes.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Pretty Green Eyes, says Chris.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Let's see how many of our 100 people like Pretty Green Eyes.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01It's right.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's a pointless answer, there we are.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Come on! Come on!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Come on!

0:21:15 > 0:21:20It adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

0:21:20 > 0:21:23It scores you nothing and earns you a stroke on the shoulder from Scott

0:21:23 > 0:21:26and a pat on the back from us, so very well done indeed.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Calm down.- Pretty Green Eyes. - Well done.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30- I'm so sorry about him. - It's a terrific answer.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33I knew it would be a good round for radio DJs, this.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35As you say, by Ultrabeat, number two hit.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Thanks very much, Rich.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Now, Sarah-Jane.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41OK. I'm going to go for Lady In Red.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Lady In Red, says Sarah-Jane.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Lady In Red.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Lady In Red is absolutely right.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57- 18.- Not bad.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Yeah, well done, Sarah-Jane.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Absolutely, credibility shot to pieces, but well played.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Chris de Burgh, of course. Lady In Red.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Thanks very much indeed. Trevor.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12I can think of a song with every colour,

0:22:12 > 0:22:15but the one I'm going to go for, I hope it's the right title.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16- CLARA:- Careful, now.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20I'm going for Green Garden.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Green Garden.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Yes.- Green Garden, says Trevor.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Laura Mvula. I think that might have sneaked the 40.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30OK, Green Garden. Let's see if that's right.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Can Trevor find another pointless answer? Green Garden.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37It's a great answer! Look at that, Trevor.

0:22:37 > 0:22:38It's going.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Still going down.

0:22:43 > 0:22:44It's a pointless answer.

0:22:48 > 0:22:54That adds another £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

0:22:54 > 0:22:57It equals Chris' low score. It scores you nothing.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Very, very, very well done.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02The celebration was better than Chris', wasn't it? I got down.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03You wait for the next one.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06- It was less violent. I could talk over it, which was nice.- Yeah.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07LAUGHTER

0:23:07 > 0:23:10It's a very good answer. By Laura Mvula, as you say.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12It did, it was number 31.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Nothing is the lowest score, Chris and Scott,

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Trevor and Clara tied on nothing.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Then we travel up to 18, where we find Sarah-Jane and Dev.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Dev, let's have a low score from you, let's hope it keeps you in the game.

0:23:26 > 0:23:27We're going to come back down the line.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Can the second players step up to the podium?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Clara.- Hello.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37We're looking for songs that contain these colours...

0:23:38 > 0:23:43I am going to say Red Dress by the Sugababes.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Red Dress.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48OK, if you can score 17 or less, you're definitely in the next round.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Here's your red line, get below that and you're in good shape.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Let's see how many people said Red Dress.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03You're through.

0:24:03 > 0:24:042!

0:24:06 > 0:24:07That's a great score, Clara.

0:24:09 > 0:24:112 for Red Dress.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Terrific answer, Clara. Very well played. By the Sugababes.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Also a song by Alvin Stardust, of slightly different vintage.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Thanks, Richard.

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Dev, you're still the high scorers at this point,

0:24:21 > 0:24:23so we kind of need a minus score from you.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- You need a 0, we need pointless. - OK.- Yeah.

0:24:25 > 0:24:29I would like to say D-12 and Purple Hills

0:24:29 > 0:24:31I think they changed it to.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Purple Hill, says Dev. No red line for you, you're the high scorers.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38Let's see if we can get to the bottom of the column with Purple Hill.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42It's right. Purple Hill is right.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Good lad. Very, very well done indeed, Dev!

0:24:51 > 0:24:52That's another pointless answer.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56That's another £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

0:24:56 > 0:25:01It scores you absolutely nothing, it leaves your total at 18.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Fantastic. - Wow, it is raining pointless.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- It is.- It is raining pointless. Terrific answer, Dev.

0:25:06 > 0:25:07- Very well played. - Very strong indeed.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Scott, you know what you have to do here.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Chiefly, you have to score 17 or less to get to the next round,

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- that's the first thing. - Oh, no.- That's not right.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19OK. I'm going to go for...

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Roses Are Red.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Roses Are Red.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Roses Are Red. Here's your red line.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Get below that red line and you're definitely in the head-to-head.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Can you find another pointless answer? Get a double-O, an OO?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Let's see how many of our 100 people said Roses Are Red.

0:25:36 > 0:25:37It's right.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.

0:25:42 > 0:25:43You're through.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47It's another pointless answer. Look at that!

0:25:47 > 0:25:51That adds another £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to...

0:25:53 > 0:25:58It scores you nothing, it leave your total at nothing.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Very, very well done. - That was amazing.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Terrific play, well done. The Mac Band.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06That's the most successful Round Two in the history

0:26:06 > 0:26:09of Pointless Celebrities as well, so congratulations.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10Terrific stuff.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11APPLAUSE

0:26:13 > 0:26:17Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Blue Jean by David Bowie. Erasure, Blue Savanna.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Everything's Gone Green by New Order.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Green Onions, you could have had Booker T and the MGs.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Little Red Rooster by the Stones is a pointless answer.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Old Red Eyes Is Back, Beautiful South, pointless answer.

0:26:31 > 0:26:35Purple Heather, which is Rod Stewart and the Scotland Euro '96 squad.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Union City Blue by Blondie was pointless.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41You're More Than A Number In My Little Red Book by The Drifters.

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- All sorts of other pointless answers.- Thank you, Richard.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46At the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49this is an honourable departure, I have to say,

0:26:49 > 0:26:51nothing wrong with your score at all.

0:26:51 > 0:26:5418 is usually a world-beating score in Pointless,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56but in this case, it happens to be our high score.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58We have to say goodbye to you, Dev and Sarah-Jane.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00What a treat to have you on the show. Thanks so much.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Thank you, that was so fun. - Come and play again.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Wonderful contestants.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08But for Trevor and Clara, Chris and Scott,

0:27:08 > 0:27:10it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18I'm almost lost for words. Chris, Scott, Trevor and Clara.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Well done, you.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21You're now one step closer to the final

0:27:21 > 0:27:24and a chance to play for our jackpot, which now stands at...

0:27:26 > 0:27:27OOHING

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Obviously, we have to try and separate you so we can work

0:27:32 > 0:27:35out which pair goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37We're going to do that by making you go head-to-head.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39You can confer before you give your answers.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Very best of luck to both pairs.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46This is going to be very, very close indeed, I have a feeling.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Tennis Terminology, Richard.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04We're going to show you five images now which all represent a term

0:28:04 > 0:28:06you might use in tennis.

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?

0:28:08 > 0:28:11OK, let's reveal our five images. Here they are.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37OK. There we are.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Right, Chris and Scott, you're our low scorers,

0:28:39 > 0:28:42so you will go first, but feel free to confer a bit.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44THEY CONFER QUIETLY

0:28:49 > 0:28:52- Sweaty dog.- Sweaty dog?

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Is that a thing?

0:28:55 > 0:28:59- In tennis, yes.- Oh, this is so much easier when you're watching it.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03OK, we're going to go E, Hawk-Eye.

0:29:03 > 0:29:04Hawk-Eye.

0:29:04 > 0:29:05Chris and Scott say Hawk-Eye.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08Trevor and Clara, do you want to talk us through those other images

0:29:08 > 0:29:10and see if you can decode them?

0:29:10 > 0:29:13A is definitely tiebreak.

0:29:13 > 0:29:14B is clay court.

0:29:15 > 0:29:17D is match point.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19I don't know what C is. It looks like hot dog.

0:29:19 > 0:29:21- Hot dog. - But I've never heard of hot dog.

0:29:21 > 0:29:22Neither have I.

0:29:22 > 0:29:25I'd go for B, personally. What do you think?

0:29:25 > 0:29:27Clay court.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29It's a tough one, they all seem very close.

0:29:29 > 0:29:31- What, C?- Hot dog, no?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34Hot dog might be a shot between... What's a shot between your legs?

0:29:34 > 0:29:36I do not know.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39When you're turning and you do that. Is that a hot dog?

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- SCOTT:- Yeah. Yes, it is.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43Is it, Scott, is it?

0:29:43 > 0:29:44Say that.

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- TREVOR:- Clay court? What do you think?

0:29:47 > 0:29:49- I think clay court. - We'll go B, clay court.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51Clay court, say Trevor and Clara.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53So Hawk-Eye versus clay court.

0:29:53 > 0:29:57Chris and Scott said Hawk-Eye for E. Let's see if that's right.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59Let's see how many people said it.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03It's right.

0:30:07 > 0:30:0846.

0:30:10 > 0:30:1546 for Hawk-Eye. Trevor and Clara have said clay court for B.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18Let's see how many of our 100 people said clay court.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22It's right.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Yeah, look at that.

0:30:26 > 0:30:2822.

0:30:30 > 0:30:32I tell you what you've done there, you've broken their serve.

0:30:32 > 0:30:35Look at that. Trevor and Clara, after one question, you're up 1-0.

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Well played, Trevor and Clara.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40There's only one answer up there that would have beaten clay court,

0:30:40 > 0:30:42and that is C. It's the name for a trick shot

0:30:42 > 0:30:44and it is sweaty dog.

0:30:44 > 0:30:47- No way! - No, not really. Not really.

0:30:48 > 0:30:51It is, in fact, a hot dog. It is hot dog.

0:30:51 > 0:30:53It is a shot between your legs, or any trick shot, actually.

0:30:53 > 0:30:55It would have scored you 11 points.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59Let's look at the others. A is tiebreak.

0:30:59 > 0:31:00That's the biggest scorer, actually.

0:31:00 > 0:31:0481, just beats D, which of course is match point.

0:31:04 > 0:31:06That would have scored you 77.

0:31:06 > 0:31:07Look how powerful.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10That point is so powerful it's making the flame go the other way.

0:31:10 > 0:31:13- No, it's two different photos. - Oh, right, OK.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15OK, here comes your second question.

0:31:15 > 0:31:17Trevor and Clara get to answer it first,

0:31:17 > 0:31:20but Chris and Scott, you have to break back to be back in the game.

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Best of luck with that. It concerns...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Songs with Long Intros.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32We're going to play you five intros now for some very well-known songs.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35You just need to name the most obscure of these five. Good luck.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Thanks. We'll play our five long intros. Here they are.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39We have got A...

0:31:39 > 0:31:41POP BALLAD INTRO PLAYS

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Here's B.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05DISCO POP INTRO PLAYS

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Here is C.

0:32:24 > 0:32:27POP INTRO PLAYS

0:32:47 > 0:32:49Here's D.

0:32:49 > 0:32:51INDIE ROCK INTRO PLAYS

0:33:08 > 0:33:10And here's E.

0:33:10 > 0:33:12POP ROCK INTRO PLAYS

0:33:31 > 0:33:34Now, Trevor and Clara, which are you going to go for?

0:33:34 > 0:33:36- We know they know all of them as well.- This is it.

0:33:36 > 0:33:37This is the problem.

0:33:37 > 0:33:40It's a weird tactical game, this, for this one.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44This is really close. It's about different eras, isn't it?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45- CLARA:- Exactly.

0:33:45 > 0:33:49- Clara.- OK. Going to actually go for the Arctic Monkeys.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- That was D.- D, Arctic Monkeys.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55OK, now, it's Chris and Scott.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Do you want to talk us through all the others?

0:33:58 > 0:33:59OK, so...

0:33:59 > 0:34:04B is Luther Vandross, Never Too Much.

0:34:04 > 0:34:08C is Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10E is Easy Lover by Phil Bailey and Phil Collins.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13Which leaves A, which is the one we'd like to go for,

0:34:13 > 0:34:15which is Madonna, Crazy For You.

0:34:15 > 0:34:17Crazy For You.

0:34:17 > 0:34:21OK, so we have I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor versus Crazy For You.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Trevor and Clara, said I Bet You Look God On The Dance Floor.

0:34:24 > 0:34:26Let's see if that's right for D and, if it is,

0:34:26 > 0:34:28let's see how many people said it.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38- 31.- It's going to be close.

0:34:38 > 0:34:40It's going to be close.

0:34:40 > 0:34:4131 for the Arctic Monkeys.

0:34:41 > 0:34:44Now, then, Chris and Scott have gone for Crazy For You for A.

0:34:44 > 0:34:47Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52You have to win this one to stay in the game, remember.

0:34:55 > 0:34:57You've done it. Oh, look at that. 29!

0:35:00 > 0:35:03I said this was going to be close.

0:35:03 > 0:35:07Chris and Scott, very, very well done indeed. Fantastically played.

0:35:07 > 0:35:10You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13This might be the most competitive head-to-head I've ever seen.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17Exciting, though. Exciting stuff. Well played on that one.

0:35:17 > 0:35:20There is a killer answer on this board, you both knew it, and it's B.

0:35:20 > 0:35:22Never Too Much would have just scored 9 points.

0:35:22 > 0:35:24- CHRIS:- No way. - Yep.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26The other two are the big scorers.

0:35:26 > 0:35:29C is Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

0:35:29 > 0:35:30That would have scored you 60.

0:35:30 > 0:35:33The biggest scorer of all, Easy Lover.

0:35:33 > 0:35:37As you say, Phil Bailey and Phil Collins, 63 points for that.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40There we go. Thanks. Here comes your third question.

0:35:40 > 0:35:43Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

0:35:49 > 0:35:50Brit Award Trophy Designers.

0:35:50 > 0:35:53We're going to show you the names of five artists or designers

0:35:53 > 0:35:54who've designed a Brit trophy,

0:35:54 > 0:35:57but we've missed out alternate letters from their names.

0:35:57 > 0:35:58Whichever team gives us

0:35:58 > 0:36:00the most obscure answer is going through to play for the jackpot.

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Very best of luck.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06OK. Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five designers with missing letters.

0:36:06 > 0:36:09Here they are. ALEXANDER READS BOARD

0:36:18 > 0:36:20I'll read those all one last time.

0:36:28 > 0:36:31Chris and Scott will go first this time.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37OK, we're going to go for Tracey Emin.

0:36:37 > 0:36:39Tracey Emin, say Chris and Scott.

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Trevor and Clara, talk us through that board if you can.

0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Well, top one's obvious. Damien Hirst.- Damien Hirst.

0:36:45 > 0:36:49- We think the second one might be Peter Blake.- Peter Blake.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52Vivienne Westwood is definitely the last one.

0:36:52 > 0:36:53And Phil... Oh...

0:36:57 > 0:36:58Treacy. No, he's a hat designer.

0:36:58 > 0:36:59Yeah, it could be Treacy.

0:36:59 > 0:37:02- I'd go for Peter Blake, yeah. - Peter Blake.

0:37:02 > 0:37:03You're going to go Peter Blake.

0:37:03 > 0:37:05We've got Tracey Emin, we've got Peter Blake.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08Chris and Scott went for Tracey Emin.

0:37:08 > 0:37:09Let's see if that's right,

0:37:09 > 0:37:12let's see how many of our 100 people said Tracey Emin.

0:37:13 > 0:37:15It's right.

0:37:19 > 0:37:2038.

0:37:23 > 0:37:2538 for Tracey Emin.

0:37:25 > 0:37:28Now, Trevor and Clara, the moment of truth. You've gone for Peter Blake.

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Let's see if that's right.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32Let's see how many of our 100 people said Peter Blake.

0:37:39 > 0:37:40You did it.

0:37:41 > 0:37:43Look at that. 21 for Peter Blake!

0:37:45 > 0:37:47Very well done, Trevor and Clara.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49After three very tightly contested questions,

0:37:49 > 0:37:51you are through to the final, 2-1.

0:37:51 > 0:37:53Great head-to-head, very well played.

0:37:53 > 0:37:55Let's clear up the first one and the last one.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57The first one is Damien Hirst.

0:37:57 > 0:38:01That would have scored you 69. The bottom one is Vivienne Westwood.

0:38:01 > 0:38:03That would have scored you 75.

0:38:03 > 0:38:06The fourth one down, you knew it. It was the hat designer, Philip Treacy.

0:38:06 > 0:38:09Very well done. It's the best answer on the board by a mile.

0:38:09 > 0:38:11Would have scored you 8 points.

0:38:11 > 0:38:13Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:38:13 > 0:38:15The pair leading us at the end of the head-to-head.

0:38:15 > 0:38:18They've been our low scorers round after round after round after round,

0:38:18 > 0:38:21- Chris and Scott. - Disappointed face.

0:38:21 > 0:38:25You haven't put a foot wrong. Nothing wrong and so close.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27So close in all those scores.

0:38:27 > 0:38:30- That was genuinely exciting. - Yeah, very exciting indeed.

0:38:30 > 0:38:33Brilliant having you on the show. Please come back and play again.

0:38:33 > 0:38:35- Fabulous performance. - Thank you very much.

0:38:35 > 0:38:38APPLAUSE

0:38:38 > 0:38:42But for Trevor and Clara, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:38:46 > 0:38:47Well, congratulations.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50Trevor and Clara, you have fought tooth and nail

0:38:50 > 0:38:53and you have won our coveted pointless trophy.

0:38:58 > 0:39:00You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:39:00 > 0:39:03At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at...

0:39:05 > 0:39:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:08 > 0:39:12You have now got the bragging rights at Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra.

0:39:12 > 0:39:14Most important, to be fair.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16We're going to be humble with it, though, aren't we?

0:39:16 > 0:39:17- No.- Oh, OK.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20Let's see what we've got for you this evening.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22Let's hope there's something up here you like.

0:39:22 > 0:39:23ALEXANDER READS BOARD

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I like the boxers, you like the X-Men.

0:39:31 > 0:39:33I'm thinking X-Men Stars potentially,

0:39:33 > 0:39:35but I know there's going to be a catch with that, isn't there?

0:39:35 > 0:39:37But if you really know them...

0:39:37 > 0:39:40My spirit is telling me X-Men Stars.

0:39:40 > 0:39:42Do you know what? I'm going to go with you.

0:39:42 > 0:39:44It's not fair if I go British Boxers, you won't know any.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46- Exactly.- X-Men Stars it is.

0:39:46 > 0:39:49Trevor, that was inevitable from the start of that consultation.

0:39:49 > 0:39:51You know it was.

0:39:51 > 0:39:53OK, you've got three questions here, best of luck.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55We're looking for any film made for cinema release

0:39:55 > 0:39:58for which any of the following three have ever received a credit.

0:39:58 > 0:40:00Any feature film starring James McAvoy,

0:40:00 > 0:40:02starring Hugh Jackman

0:40:02 > 0:40:05or starring Michael Fassbender.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08Any feature film made for cinema release for which those three

0:40:08 > 0:40:12have got a credit according to IMDb up to February 2015, please.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Very, very best of luck. - Thanks, Richard.

0:40:15 > 0:40:16As always, you've got up to one minute

0:40:16 > 0:40:18to come you with three answers.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20All you need to win that jackpot for your charities

0:40:20 > 0:40:23is for just one of your answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

0:40:23 > 0:40:25- Yes.- OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

0:40:25 > 0:40:27Your time starts now.

0:40:27 > 0:40:30- OK, one James McAvoy film. - James McAvoy.- Yep.

0:40:30 > 0:40:31Did a film about Idi Amin.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Last King Of Scotland. - That's the one.- There we go.

0:40:33 > 0:40:35That's not bad, a lot of people saw that.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37He did one also about a detective. A mad, crazy...

0:40:37 > 0:40:40- Oh, the pig. What was it called? - He was completely drug crazy,

0:40:40 > 0:40:43he was a detective in Scotland I think it was.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46Hugh Jackman is also in that really popular made-for-TV movie.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48We don't want popular.

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Actually, it wasn't very popular, then.

0:40:50 > 0:40:53Fassbender was in 12...

0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Shame.- 12 Years A Slave.

0:40:55 > 0:40:57But that's massive.

0:40:57 > 0:41:00- Was he in Shame?- He was in Shame.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02How big was Shame?

0:41:02 > 0:41:04Biggish. It had a bit of a following.

0:41:04 > 0:41:08Hugh Jackman, anything else? McAvoy.

0:41:08 > 0:41:12McAvoy has been in the ones, the independent films, surely.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Hugh Jackman was in Les Mis as well.

0:41:14 > 0:41:16- OK, we're going to need to choose some.- OK.

0:41:16 > 0:41:18Ten seconds left.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21Last King Of Scotland, might as well do that.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25- Fassbender.- Yeah, we'll do two Fassbender and one James McAvoy.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30That is your time up, I'm sorry to say. Let's have your three answers.

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- OK.- McAvoy.- James McAvoy.

0:41:32 > 0:41:35Let's get the Last King Of Scotland in just in case, you never know.

0:41:35 > 0:41:39OK. Well, actually, I think there was a film which was less popular,

0:41:39 > 0:41:42- which will be more pointless. - Say it.- A film called Penelope.

0:41:42 > 0:41:44Penelope for James McAvoy.

0:41:45 > 0:41:51- I would say Shame over Last King for Michael Fassbender.- Go for that.

0:41:51 > 0:41:54OK, we'll say Shame for Michael Fassbender.

0:41:54 > 0:41:56You got a Hugh Jackman?

0:41:56 > 0:41:58Hugh Jackman, I'm going to say Kate & Leopold.

0:41:58 > 0:41:59Kate & Leopold.

0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Clara suddenly digging them out! - Come on, Clara.

0:42:01 > 0:42:03This is fabulous.

0:42:03 > 0:42:04Of those three, which is

0:42:04 > 0:42:07your best shot at a pointless answer do you think?

0:42:07 > 0:42:12Kate & Leopold, I will put as the most likely to be pointless.

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Most likely, we'll put Kate & Leopold.

0:42:14 > 0:42:16Least likely to be pointless we'll put?

0:42:16 > 0:42:18- Shame, Michael Fassbender. - Shame.- Yes.

0:42:18 > 0:42:19Fabulous.

0:42:19 > 0:42:23OK. Let's pop those up on the board in that order, then. Here they are.

0:42:23 > 0:42:24We have got...

0:42:27 > 0:42:30Three excellent answers on the board, there.

0:42:30 > 0:42:32Only one of them has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,

0:42:32 > 0:42:34maybe all three are.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36But if one of them is and you win that jackpot,

0:42:36 > 0:42:38which charities are you playing for, Trevor?

0:42:38 > 0:42:39Prostate Cancer UK.

0:42:41 > 0:42:43I shall be playing for ACLT.

0:42:43 > 0:42:44Wonderful.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46APPLAUSE

0:42:46 > 0:42:47Very well done indeed.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52Two excellent causes there.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54Let's hope at least one of these answers is pointless

0:42:54 > 0:42:57and will win that jackpot for you to share between your charities.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00In the first instance, we were looking for Michael Fassbender films,

0:43:00 > 0:43:02and you have gone for Shame.

0:43:02 > 0:43:04It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,

0:43:04 > 0:43:07but if you do, it'll be a jackpot of £3,500.

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Let's see how many people said Shame for Michael Fassbender.

0:43:12 > 0:43:14It's right. That's the first thing it had to be.

0:43:14 > 0:43:16The second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18If it goes all the way down to 0,

0:43:18 > 0:43:21you will leave here with a cheque for £3,500 for your charities.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Shame now going down through the single figures.

0:43:23 > 0:43:26Still going down, still going down. You've done it!

0:43:26 > 0:43:27Look at that!

0:43:27 > 0:43:31- Brilliant. Very well done indeed. - Well done. Really good.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33That is superb.

0:43:34 > 0:43:36You pulled it out, you pulled it out.

0:43:36 > 0:43:38Very well done. Brilliant.

0:43:38 > 0:43:40Let's do the dance.

0:43:41 > 0:43:43What about that!

0:43:43 > 0:43:45You've got your dance.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48- Many, many congratulations. Shame was a pointless answer.- Wow!

0:43:48 > 0:43:51That was the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

0:43:51 > 0:43:54- Well, there you go.- It's won that jackpot of £3,500 for your charities.

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Very, very well done, Trevor and Clara.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58What a brilliant end to this show!

0:43:58 > 0:44:00- Fabulous.- Yes, friend. - Brilliant end to a brilliant show.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02Goes down in the Pointless annals, this one.

0:44:02 > 0:44:04Absolutely fantastic answers from everyone,

0:44:04 > 0:44:06played in the right spirit.

0:44:06 > 0:44:08The only thing you did wrong is that we like people to order them

0:44:08 > 0:44:11so that the pointless answer goes last, it makes it more exciting.

0:44:11 > 0:44:13You got your pointless answer first.

0:44:13 > 0:44:15Although, if we had gone on to Penelope by James McAvoy,

0:44:15 > 0:44:16it was also a pointless answer.

0:44:16 > 0:44:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:23 > 0:44:25Although, if we'd had to reveal your third one,

0:44:25 > 0:44:26which is Kate & Leopold, Hugh Jackman,

0:44:26 > 0:44:29it was also a pointless answer. Three pointless answers.

0:44:29 > 0:44:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:44:32 > 0:44:34Wow, wow, wow, wow.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories,

0:44:40 > 0:44:41see how you did at home.

0:44:41 > 0:44:44James McAvoy first. Gnomeo & Juliet, he's a voice in that.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Inside I'm Dancing, Regeneration, Wimbledon.

0:44:46 > 0:44:48You also could have had for him Arthur Christmas,

0:44:48 > 0:44:50he's a voice in that.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52You could have had Bright Young Things, Muppets Most Wanted,

0:44:52 > 0:44:55The Last Station, all of those were pointless answers.

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Let's take a look at Hugh Jackman.

0:44:57 > 0:45:00Another voice performance, Happy Feet. There's Kate & Leopold.

0:45:00 > 0:45:01Scoop, The Fountain.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Also could have had Flushed Away, Movie 43,

0:45:04 > 0:45:06Real Steel, Rise Of The Guardians, all of those were pointless.

0:45:06 > 0:45:09Well done if you said them. Michael Fassbender.

0:45:10 > 0:45:13300, Jonah Hex, there's Shame, The Counselor.

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Also lots of other answers.

0:45:15 > 0:45:18Blood Creek, Centurion, Eden Lake, Fish Tank and Jane Eyre.

0:45:18 > 0:45:20Very well done if you got any of those at home.

0:45:20 > 0:45:23Congratulations in the studio. So many pointless answers.

0:45:23 > 0:45:25What a wonderful show, thank you so much.

0:45:25 > 0:45:26Thanks, Richard.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Thanks once again to our winning players, Trevor and Clara,

0:45:29 > 0:45:33who win today's jackpot of £3,500 for their charities.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Join us next time

0:45:38 > 0:45:41when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:45:41 > 0:45:43- Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. - Goodbye.

0:45:43 > 0:45:45And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

0:45:45 > 0:45:48But, before we go, we've got the fantastic Ella Eyre singing us out

0:45:48 > 0:45:49with Good Times.

0:45:49 > 0:45:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:52 > 0:45:53# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:45:53 > 0:45:55# Oh, oh, oh

0:45:55 > 0:45:56# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:45:56 > 0:45:57# Oh, oh, oh

0:45:57 > 0:45:59# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:45:59 > 0:46:00# Oh, oh, oh

0:46:03 > 0:46:05# Dark days holding me down

0:46:05 > 0:46:08# And it's so grey, got my head in the cloud

0:46:08 > 0:46:10# And you

0:46:10 > 0:46:12# You feel it too

0:46:13 > 0:46:16# But I told you that we'd figure it out

0:46:16 > 0:46:19# All these old fools that we're better without

0:46:19 > 0:46:21# And you

0:46:21 > 0:46:25# You know it's true, yeah

0:46:25 > 0:46:27# But tell me, tell me

0:46:27 > 0:46:30# Tell me what it is that you need

0:46:30 > 0:46:33# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:46:33 > 0:46:36# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:46:36 > 0:46:38# Tell me, tell me

0:46:38 > 0:46:40# Tell me what it is that you need

0:46:41 > 0:46:44# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:46:44 > 0:46:47# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:46:47 > 0:46:48# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:46:48 > 0:46:49# Oh, oh, oh

0:46:49 > 0:46:51# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:46:51 > 0:46:52# Oh, oh, oh

0:46:52 > 0:46:55# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:46:55 > 0:46:58# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:46:58 > 0:46:59# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:46:59 > 0:47:00# Oh, oh, oh

0:47:00 > 0:47:02# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:47:02 > 0:47:03# Oh, oh, oh

0:47:03 > 0:47:06# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:47:06 > 0:47:09# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:47:09 > 0:47:11# Tell me, tell me

0:47:11 > 0:47:13# Tell me what it is that you need

0:47:14 > 0:47:17# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:47:17 > 0:47:20# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:47:23 > 0:47:25# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:47:31 > 0:47:33# We're getting by, we've done it before

0:47:33 > 0:47:36# All the nightmares that I've learned to ignore

0:47:36 > 0:47:38# And you

0:47:38 > 0:47:42# You've been there too

0:47:42 > 0:47:44# But somehow I can settle the score

0:47:44 > 0:47:47# Cos I know now that I need more

0:47:47 > 0:47:49# And you

0:47:49 > 0:47:53# You know it too, yeah

0:47:53 > 0:47:54# But tell me, tell me

0:47:54 > 0:47:57# Tell me what it is that you need

0:47:58 > 0:48:01# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:48:01 > 0:48:04# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:48:04 > 0:48:05# Tell me, tell me

0:48:05 > 0:48:08# Tell me what it is that you need

0:48:09 > 0:48:12# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:48:12 > 0:48:15# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:48:15 > 0:48:16# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:48:16 > 0:48:17# Oh, oh, oh

0:48:17 > 0:48:18# Oh, oh, oh-oh

0:48:18 > 0:48:20# Oh, oh, oh

0:48:20 > 0:48:23# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:48:23 > 0:48:25# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:48:25 > 0:48:27# Tell me, tell me

0:48:27 > 0:48:31# Tell me what it is that you need

0:48:31 > 0:48:34# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:48:34 > 0:48:36# Cos I feel the good times coming

0:48:36 > 0:48:38# Tell me, tell me

0:48:38 > 0:48:41# Tell me what it is that you need

0:48:42 > 0:48:45# Cos I think I'm on to something

0:48:45 > 0:48:48# Cos I feel the good times coming. #

0:48:48 > 0:48:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE